Abe Lincoln: Vampire Killer… History Class Just Got Weird

In this Chris and Mike Show Short, the guys have some fun with one of the strangest pop culture twists ever — Abraham Lincoln as a full-blown vampire hunter. Yes, the 16th President. Top hat, beard, Gettysburg Address… and apparently a stake in his back pocket. The conversation spins off into how Hollywood can take a historical icon and turn him into an action hero without missing a beat.

Chris jokes about Honest Abe delivering speeches by day and slaying the undead by night, while Mike dives into how wild it is that we’ll remix history into entertainment so fast. It’s that classic Chris and Mike lane — part comedy, part cultural commentary. Why are we obsessed with turning serious figures into superheroes? And honestly… why does it kind of work?

It’s light, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly the kind of random rabbit hole that makes this show what it is. Because sometimes you need a break from heavy topics and just ask the important question: What if Abe really was out there protecting America from vampires?

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