#173 - Matt Ferrell - Comedian

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Welcome YouTube and Twitchers.
That's Chris Dunham.

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That's Matt Fair 1 funny
motherfucker.

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What?
Was that for silliness?

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Hey, welcome to the Christian,
my show.

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He's Mike.
I'm Chris.

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And we have the world famous the
funny man, ladies and gentlemen,

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Mr. Matt Farrell.
No pressure.

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Welcome back.
No pressure.

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I googled you, I googled you and
and something came up at at

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Peacock comedy special or is
that some other Matt Farrell?

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Yeah, no, that's me.
My Peacock comedy is a a deal

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that I started a while back and
it was, I was trying to build

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basically like a comedy
production company so that I

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could produce shows for other
people.

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And then I started I real quick,
I learned how big of a pain in

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the ass it is to deal with other
people.

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So I just started using my
Peacock comedy to produce all my

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own shit.
Cool.

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Right on.
Smart move.

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The cool thing about that is
Peacock is now synonymous with

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NBC slash streaming Peacock.
So I was like, holy shit, that's

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a Peacock.
Have you?

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Have you?
Did you see the logo for it?

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Did I freeze Mike?
Because oh, he froze up.

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Mike.
No, you froze up on us.

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Can you hear me?
Am I frozen?

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I think he froze up on us, Matt.
Can you hear me?

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Matt.
Yeah, I can hear you.

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Chris is froze.
OK, we're good.

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Did.
He freeze.

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Did I freeze?
He'll have to log out and log

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back in if he doesn't come back.
Am I?

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Good am I good you?
Can hey.

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Yeah, you.
So anyway, I did not see the

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logo.
When he comes back, I'm going to

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have him pull it up and share it
with everybody so that they can

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see it.
But until he does that, first

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and foremost, Matt, thank you so
much for helping us get over the

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top on Facebook.
Man, that was awesome.

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That came out of nowhere.
Yeah, man, that was he.

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He just text me and asked am I
frozen?

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Yeah.
Yes, you are.

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Yeah, he probably can hear
everything we're saying.

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Yeah, yeah, that was a man I
saw.

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I saw one of y'all had posted
and said, hey, we're almost to

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1000, help us get there.
And I was coming hit and jump on

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this.
And you know I can only invite

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1000 people at a time on
Facebook.

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Understand that it just.
And then the next day I invited

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another thousand.
And then the next day, I think

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if I don't before it originally
let me invite 600, I don't know.

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But every day I get on there and
I go ahead and totally invite as

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many people as I can.
Totally appreciate it man.

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Yeah, so he said.
Logged out.

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Continue.
I'll be right back after these.

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Messages, don't worry.
Yeah, we're we're, we're good.

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This is 100 and I think 7273.
I've sat down and done this.

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I got her all under control now.
You got to figure it out now.

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That's what I was going to go it
looks like.

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What did y'all wind up getting
up to over the last?

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Over 1100, almost 1200 now.
Hell yeah.

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And then and then for your
followers, I've gone back and,

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you know, looked and if they're
in comedy or they're a musician

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or whatever, I've, you know,
reciprocated and followed them.

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So it's just a chain of fact,
man.

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Like you said, it's all about
the grind.

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We've been doing this for what,
2 1/2 years now?

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So it, like Chris said, it's all
organic.

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You know, we didn't go out and
buy those followers.

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What warm my heart, man.
Was it?

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We haven't talked to you in two
or three months or whatever.

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I don't know how long it's been.
It just showed me that you

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enjoyed your time here.
You know, you've been following

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us.
We appreciate the fact that

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somebody liked what somebody
liked the time they had on here

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so much that, you know, you
reciprocated that.

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So it means a lot to me, man,
personally, and I know it means

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a lot to Chris.
I was just like, wow, man, I

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enjoyed having you on here.
I thought you were a cool

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fucker.
You're funny, motherfucker.

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I follow all your stuff.
I say that affectionately,

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ladies and gentlemen, I'm not
offending the man.

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That's the kind of comedy he
does, and I appreciate that.

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Comedy.
So yeah.

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Speaking of the language.
Yeah, yeah.

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No, man, I appreciate.
And I think like everybody's got

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it.
If everybody would do that,

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everybody would grow, you know,
if we would all like go and

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invite and go and invite all
your friends to follow, you

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know, somebody else that, you
know, try and make it, invite

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them to follow their page and
whatever.

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So and.
Because we're talking about that

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real quick.
Because we're talking about

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that, Matt, real quick.
Explain to people how they do

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that.
You know if you have a business

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or a page or how do you help
reciprocate that for other

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people?
Yeah, I mean the best thing you

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do like on most of like on
Facebook, it's real easy.

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The three little dots, you click
on that and it says invite

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friends and followers.
You just go and click on that

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and it'll give you the option to
like, I don't know if it's the

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same one.
Everybody's mind will only let

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me invite 1000.
At a time. 5.

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Thousand.
Yeah, I just click invite 1000,

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send it, and then the next day I
do it again.

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I mean, it takes, it takes 4
seconds of your time to invite

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all your followers to follow
somebody else.

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Yeah, it's free.
And who knows, somebody in my

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realm over here might think that
you guys are the bee's knees.

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Y'all are the greatest and they
wouldn't have seen y'all had had

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I not suggested it.
Or vice versa.

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If y'all invite somebody like my
page, you know the the people in

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y'all sphere where y'all are at,
They're not going to find me

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unless y'all show them.
So true to Matt's point, true to

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Matt's point right here, here's
here's the page.

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Whatever your business page is,
those 3 little dots you just

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talked about click on that
invite people to connect and you

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just click that and it's going
to it's going to switch to me

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because it wants it wants to go
to my profile because that's why

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I'll invite my friends, but
it's.

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You can't do it from a page, you
have to do it from a.

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Profile, but it's so that's the
simplest way to do it.

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You just find those little dots
and you share and we will

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reciprocate that, Matt, because
that was cool because that was

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out of nowhere when we saw that
and you helped us push that

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thousand threshold, which was
super cool.

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So and you know.
That's what I told him.

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Yeah, absolutely.
I'm glad you guys had a

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conversation without me.
I appreciate that.

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Stupid cocks.
Stupid cocks.

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No, I just, you'll appreciate
this.

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Here's what I told him.
It it came out of nowhere.

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And it showed us that he enjoyed
his time so much here that he

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felt compelled to help us push
ourselves over the top.

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It's just, you never know what
happens after the fact, right?

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We don't hear you talk about
your time on this show.

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Just like you said, nobody would
have found you without us and

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nobody would have found us
without you.

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We don't hear what you're saying
behind the scenes, right?

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You could have been like that
was a dud.

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Well, and the and the nice and
the nice thing, just so people

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understand, we didn't ask Matt
to do that.

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And we were talking about having
Matt on the show prior to me

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making that post that hey, we're
at 985 followers.

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So Matt just took that upon
himself to do that.

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So it wasn't like, hey, dude, do
us a solid.

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We'll do you a solid.
I mean, it is a good old.

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It is the world is a good old
boy network.

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But Matt just did that because
Matt's a super cool guy with a

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nice life resume and a super
nice heart.

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So you know, it's Joe Cocker
says the best get by with a

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little help from my friends so.
That.

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Was cool.
So let's talk about Matt Farrell

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comedy.
Now let's talk about what you've

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done since last time you were
here where you're what's what's

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coming up for you?
Any specials, any things, any

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shows, all that kind of stuff,
man material?

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I usually take, I kind of, I
kind of take off.

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I slow down during the winter
time cup.

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I'm a pussy and I don't like
driving in bad weather.

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That's probably.
Good though.

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I mean, just just, yeah, of
course I shouldn't this year.

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I should have gone ahead and
booked shows all the way through

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December and halfway through
January because the weather was

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beautiful here and now we're
covered in ice and I've got a

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about a three hour drive to get
to my show tonight.

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So and see bad.
Timing, but it is what it is.

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And in Arizona, just so you
know, we've had the warmest

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January on record.
We're either went from either 2°

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to 10° above normal.
Only three days this month were

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we below normal.
That's it.

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And we haven't been above
freezing in almost two weeks.

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Now, now historically though,
and this is so not comedy

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related, which we got to stop
that shit.

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When we talk to you, February
will be super cold for some

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stupid reason because we, we,
we're going to coast through

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January.
And if my memory serves right,

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February is just going to be
stupid cold.

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And then that's it.
That's that's winter.

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And then spring starts in March.
And yeah, you know, summer

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starts in May and then fuck you
starts in July and August and

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then, you know, we're back down
again in, in October.

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So.
Man, and it seem it seems so

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weird.
It feel here where I'm at in

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Oklahoma, it feels like our
seasons are slowly swapping ends

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of the year.
My my birthday is in May OK, my

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birthday is in May.
I want to say for the last four

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years I've been wearing a jacket
on my birthday, my birthday.

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I mean, it's just hadn't been
cold, but it's still been cool,

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you know?
Yep, I agree with you Matt.

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The colder part is becoming the
end of January, end of February

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when we used to have wicked
winters like around Christmas

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time.
Now it's warm.

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It was almost 60° here at
Christmas time this year.

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Do do.
You do?

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Yeah, it was sunshine.
I mean, there were.

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It was shorts and T-shirts on
Christmas.

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Yeah, here too, but it always
is.

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It's actually it's just
underwear outside, nothing else

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in Arizona.
I made a video one year.

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I made a video one year.
Where where where like the IT

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was two or three years ago where
the East Coast was just just

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getting pounded with weather.
I was outside in my work pants.

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I wear I had a red a red garbage
bucket with a shovel.

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I was shoveling sunshine.
That was a great, I love that

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video.
You know, because.

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Shoveling sunshine.
So.

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It's like another rough winner
in Arizona.

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So Mike and I want to be the
first to wish you a happy

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birthday in May.
You know, happy birthday in May.

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I mean wait, wait to be ahead of
the.

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Church, you know we try to be.
Absolutely.

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So.
Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday.
Yeah, yeah, man, Let's I, I'll

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tell you.
We'll go into this.

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My wife.
I'm I'm what my wife lovingly

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refers to as a dumb ass.
I've I've given her lots of

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reasons for that, but probably
one of the main reasons is

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because team we've got me.
Is it?

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Have y'all been gut by Teemo?
Yeah, no, but I've heard hold

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on, go ahead couple times I.
Have yeah, well, it happened to

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me.
I was scrolling on Facebook and

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the ad popped up and said all
you got to do is download the

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app and we'll send you a 353
piece socket set.

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And I'm a sucker for tools, so I
went and downloaded the app

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socket sets on the way.
But while I was there, it said,

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hey, if you'll, if you'll spin
this wheel, we'll give you a

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chance to win three more free
items.

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And I was like, well, God damn,
Now we're in a casino.

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I can't leave now.
So I get those items on the way.

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And then it gives me the option
and say, hey, if you'll just

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spend $90.00, we'll give you
$120.00 worth of shit.

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And I'm like, well, if my wife's
gonna walk away from the

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bargain, why should I?
So about $1500 later I was

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checking out AT Move and this
generic ass shit starts coming

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in.
The first thing came do was this

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free socket scent.
They offered me 53 piece socket

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scent and it will conveniently
fit in your back pocket.

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I.
Don't.

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Know this?
We're working on eyeglasses or

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what?
But you can't change the pedals

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on your kids bicycle.
I can tell you that.

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The next thing I got was I
ordered one of those things you

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wear in your stomach.
It shocks you so you can get ABS

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without having to work out.
I I know that they're not going

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to work, but it's fun watching
my kids wear it and twitch while

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they walk around the house, you
know, I mean, it's got enough in

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it for that.
So it's just quality

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entertainment.
Probably the last thing I

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ordered from them was.
Have.

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You seen the ads for the T Moon
Cologne?

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No.
No Cupid Cologne.

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No ads for Cupid Cologne.
I have not.

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It's the clone.
It's got pheromones in it.

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It's supposed to help attract
women.

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Well, I've seen it ad for I saw
ad for it before, and there's

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this guy spraining all his
wrists and letting women smell

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it as they walk down the street
to get their reaction.

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This guy sprays it and this
woman smells it.

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She goes I want to suck your
Dick.

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God damn I need that alone.
Of course I think they got the

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pheromones mixed up in mind
because my wife don't give a

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shit.
I'm not just blown, but her dog

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won't jump in my legs so I mean.
It does work.

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You know it's funny when your
face.

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That was good.
I told you I like stand up

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comedy as much as I like music,
man.

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I get in trouble, I get in
trouble with with stuff online

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all the time because they these
dumb ads pop up for shit all the

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time and I can't help it.
I've got to click on them and

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see what it is I saw there was
an ad for.

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I spend most time on Facebook I
guess because I'm old, but I saw

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an ad probably was for a sex
swing that hangs on your door.

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I've seen those.
And I was like, I've.

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Seen those as?
Well, let me check this out.

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So I click on it and it says
that it's rated for £350.

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Yeah, now I want to, I want to
inquire with the company and go

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who's putting 350 in a sex wing
that's not comfortable for

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nobody.
But secondly, doesn't part of

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that weight limit depend on
which door you use?

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I would think so.
Right.

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And my house we're going to
we're going to use the front

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door, back door.
There's only two solid doors.

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I got use one of these hollow
Corey interior doors that some

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bitch is coming down.
They ain't holding 350, I

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promise.
Now let me let me point out you

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missed the prime opportunity
about the back door comment

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because that's what she said.
Yeah, there you go.

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OK, well, we we went ahead and
ordered one and we chose to hang

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it on the front door and we
turned it into the game.

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Right before we get started, I
order pizza.

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Are you going to finish in time
or make a new friend?

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One or the other.
Yeah, well, if you time it

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right, because most pizza
delivery companies will tell you

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their time frame when they're
going to arrive.

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So if you time it right, you
just, you just put you, you get

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started about 10 minutes out and
then you know then when they

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come to knock on the door.
They say 30 minutes or less, and

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that's way more time than.
I need.

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I was thinking, I was thinking
of the Home Alone scene only

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pornographic style, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Leave the pizza on the door, you
filthy animal.

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Leave the pizza at the door.
Keep the change you filthy

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animal.
Filthy animal.

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So dude, I saw an ad pop up, I
saw a deal pop up the other day

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saying how old That movie's like
like 35 years old.

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Yeah, something.
Or something like that.

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Now I'm like, holy geez.
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

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Yeah, now he's come out saying,
you know, if you see me with my

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family, you see me eating food,
leave me alone.

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Otherwise, I'm approachable,
which I thought was cool.

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You know, set the boundaries.
I think that's very respectful.

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Why bother somebody when
they're.

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Set the boundaries man, I saw.
I've I've had the opportunity to

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go ahead.
No, I, I just, I saw this thing

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about Harrison Ford.
He was in New York City and he's

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old and he's walking with this
bag, You know, he's doing this

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thing.
And then obviously people

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recognize it's Harrison Ford.
And we've talked about this

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before, Mike and I, with other
guests who have some level of

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notoriety.
It wouldn't take that long for

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Harrison Ford just to stop,
smile, and then move on.

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But instead, he's being a Dick
and he's not looking at anybody.

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He's just, you know, leave me
alone, leave me alone, leave me

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alone.
And all that does is make

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everybody think, well, Harrison
Ford's a Dick because it wasn't

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a crowd.
It just somebody saw him walk

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across the street.
So you see the cell phone and

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there's a guy trying.
Guy got his cell phone.

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Now, the guy didn't ask
permission.

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I would have asked permission,
right?

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But the guy didn't ask
permission.

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But he's trying to do this with
Harrison Ford.

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So Harrison's just ducking the
thing.

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But if the dude would have been
like, can I take a selfie real

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quick?
I would think Harrison Ford be

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like, OK, but you know how he
did it?

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He just makes himself look like
a total ass.

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Your way you are.
Because people go to your

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movies, right?
Yeah, it's right. 30 seconds out

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of your day.
People should be respectful.

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If you see somebody out, yeah,
you see somebody out with their

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family or whatever, like give
them some space or if they're

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eating.
But yeah, other than that, like

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you make your living off of
public opinion, you might, you

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might want to give him a good
opinion, Right, Right.

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Here's a real.
Quick, I got the opportunity to

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go and I went and opened for
David Techner, which is.

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Yeah, I.
Know he was on the office.

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Yep, he was the he was the
sports guy on Anchorman.

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Yes, yes.
Yeah.

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So I went, right?
Yeah.

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So I went, I got to go and open
for him and I did a whole

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weekend with him in Arkansas.
And we, we went to eat, you

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know, several times while we
were that weekend.

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And every time, of course, he's
a very recognizable person.

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He's he's much taller than I
thought he was.

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So he really stands out.
But he he handled it so great.

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Like people would tell him to
tell you what he's eating.

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He goes, Hey, guys, this all I
ask, like, can I finish my meal?

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And when I get done with my
meal, I'll stay as long as you

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guys want me to.
And we did.

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Everywhere we went, there was a
line waiting, but everybody was

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respectful.
Like nobody was pushed here or,

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you know, went too far.
But he and I, everybody I've

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talked to since then, I'm like,
hey, that's that's the guy that

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they need to model themselves
after when it comes to dealing

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with the public.
Yeah.

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You know, he he knows where he's
bread buttered.

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Yeah.
He did a great job.

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He's a great guy.
I enjoyed that hang.

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I know that's the way Dan Marley
was.

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I ran sound for a band called
the Diesel Dogs in Arizona, and

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they had a gig at his restaurant
in downtown Phoenix.

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And he was a superstar at the
time.

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Right.
This is in the height of the

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Sun's Run.
Yeah.

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So him and Joe Klein are sitting
at the bar and they're.

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It's kind of an indoor, outdoor
thing where they can watch the

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game and enjoy the band at the
same time.

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And all of a sudden I see him
and Joe Klein get up and shake

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hands and hug each other.
And Dan came out to me because I

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was running sound.
And he said, I'm so embarrassed

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I have to leave.
I got to go catch a plane.

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I just got a phone call and I
was like, Dan Marley, why are

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you talking to me, right?
He said, I love music, man.

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And I was looking forward to
seeing this band and they're

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everything that I thought they
were.

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And they sound great for the
rest of the night.

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Whatever you guys want is on me.
Apologize to them on my behalf.

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I'm like.
OK, that's really cool.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nobody's going to be mad at you,

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but OK, No, no.
Yeah.

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That's awesome, man.
Those guys.

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Are those those guys that that
recognize?

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Why?
They're who they are.

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Their success and the and the
reason that they haven't like, I

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mean, those guys are they're the
real ones and they're and

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they're also.
And to show you that you're, to

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show you that they're a human
being, right?

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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we all.

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It's crazy.
I hope, I hope that that's a

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problem.
I have to deal with something.

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We do too.
That's why you're here.

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Oh yeah.
You should have that every.

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Once in a while, I go to, I'll
go to Walmart and people will

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recognize me like, you know,
yeah, like, hey, aren't you,

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aren't you that comedian?
I'm like, yeah.

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And they're like, oh man, we saw
your show.

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It was great.
I so that's it.

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I'm, I'm in the, I'm at the
point right now where that's

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that means the world to me.
I'm so excited when people

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recognize me and, you know,
stuff like that.

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So and you know, when it, when
it happens, of course I'm over

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the top gracious and grateful
and want to stop and visit with

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them.
And yeah, you know, because I

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want them to have enjoyed the
show, but but then also

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remember, Oh yeah.
And I saw him someplace else and

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he was just a cool dude.
Right, and then they're going to

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tell that story is the more and
more popular you get when you

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hit reach that level of fame you
want to attain, then they'd be

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like, oh, I met him that one
time at the Walmart or whatever,

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you know?
And so then their friends are

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going to watch your stuff
because they think, OK, I know

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somebody that knows him.
And then that's something that

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it's kind of like how Metallica
became Metallica.

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People would record their
concerts, make a sense, give it

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to their friends, sell them for
5 bucks.

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All of a sudden you have this
word of mouth going on because

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nobody would play their material
and then boom, they explode.

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So that's what you need, Matt.
Take a sets of your show when

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you go to Walmart and hand them
out to random people.

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I'm Matt Farrell, I'm a funny
guy.

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Just check this out.
And then and if you bring the

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cassette, bring the cassette to
my show and I'll let you in for

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free.
And that way you know, they're,

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they're either, you know, fans
or they're, you're diligent

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wanting to see your show for a
cassette tape.

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He's going to have to explain.
For 5 minutes to every.

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Person they hands it to what?
A cassette.

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I didn't think about that.
I just.

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Did.
Give away tape players also

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because nobody's got anything to
play it.

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On Wow did I just take my phone?
Yeah, yeah.

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Now you just got to, you just
got to give them the let them

450
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,480
scan something on your phone and
go here, go listen to me for

451
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,680
free.
Cassette tape.

452
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,160
He's doing his own comedy,
ladies and gentlemen.

453
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,680
That's amazing.
Of course I don't I Andy.

454
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,280
Has something to plan.
On I do I do have something to

455
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,520
plan on too.
It's right behind him.

456
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,360
Here's a here's I dated myself,
but the other direction, just

457
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:21,200
the other day I went to I got, I
got AI got a message, an e-mail

458
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,240
wanting to know if I would come
do a show at a assisted living

459
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,280
place.
And.

460
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,800
I was like, well, demographic,
definitely not my demographic,

461
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:35,960
but it's guaranteed paycheck and
you know, and I said I take off

462
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,360
during the winter time, so I'll
do a whole lot.

463
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,560
So I was like, hell yeah, I'll
come do it.

464
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,280
And there's only like an hour
and a half from my house.

465
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,840
So I, I get to sleep in my own
bed.

466
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,800
That's always great.
So I go up there and I do it.

467
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,240
Here's the problem.
A lot of my material is talk.

468
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,200
Like when I go and do something,
a lot of times I'm the old guy

469
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,280
in the room, right?
You know, I'm in the mid 40s, a

470
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,160
lot of people at the club or 30s
and, you know, between 18 and in

471
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,360
their 30s.
So I'm talking about, hey, you

472
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,520
know, now that I'm older, like
I, I pay attention to where all

473
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,920
the bathroom exits are.
I, you know, I had to slow down

474
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,080
with this because now, like I
don't, I don't push on farts, I

475
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,520
ease them out because you never
fucking know nowadays, you know

476
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,280
what I mean?
So I'm telling all these jokes

477
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,560
about how what it's like getting
older, but I'm doing my same

478
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,400
material at a old folks home and
they're all looking at me like,

479
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,880
hey buddy, why don't you go fuck
yourself?

480
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,800
I'm wearing a diaper right now,
you know what I mean?

481
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:28,280
So that was a little awkward,
but hey, I need you guys use

482
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,080
your imagination and take
yourself back to when you were

483
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,480
younger than me.
Otherwise it's just not going to

484
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,320
work.
No.

485
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,080
Otherwise.
It's just not going to do stuff

486
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,760
like that.
Or you just like in in like a

487
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,040
like like a, a, a standard like
a like a great room where they

488
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,960
have their activities and stuff.
Are you doing it?

489
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,480
Yeah, just like.
OK.

490
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,480
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, no, in their, in their, in

491
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,720
their craft, you know, arts and
crafts hall.

492
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,880
OK.
There, there was a cool place

493
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,000
like they said, tried to make it
like a state they had.

494
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,960
They had red velvet ropes down
the side to kind of mark off

495
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,440
where the stage should be.
Like they really, they really

496
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,280
did it up.
They had a good sound system.

497
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,760
I didn't even have to say my own
sound like so it's cool and some

498
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,640
of the people really enjoyed it.
Of course, there's a lot of guys

499
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,760
there that were old vets.
So when I get to some of the

500
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,560
material where I I talk about my
dad and growing up with a

501
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,600
Vietnam vet and kind of making
fun of that.

502
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,240
And then afterwards those guys,
they came to them and they're

503
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,320
like, I know exactly what you
mean.

504
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,200
So you know, I still had fun,
but I also.

505
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,880
Let me ask you this man I.
Have fun in public bathrooms.

506
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,000
I don't eat shit right.
Right.

507
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:35,400
Yeah, yeah, You know, look.
Let me ask you this real quick

508
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560
SO.
OK.

509
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,280
Chris just heard me practicing a
couple different songs.

510
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:43,760
You know, I'll spend the first
hour before this podcast jam

511
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,880
and, you know, keeping my skills
up or whatever.

512
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,320
I hear other comedians talk like
famous comedians about how they

513
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,200
go workshop their new material
all the time, right?

514
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:57,320
So they have the luxury of going
to, let's say, the Laugh Factory

515
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,240
or the Comedy Store and trying
out their stuff before they do a

516
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,000
big special.
I would consider you to be like,

517
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,880
you're not a beginner, but
you're not Dave Chappelle,

518
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,440
right?
So at your level, how do you

519
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,600
work out your new material?
Do you still just do it at the

520
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:20,240
club and do it for free or a
lesser pay or how do you work it

521
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,720
out?
Well, like a lot of times we go

522
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,120
to open mics, which open mics
are kind of the the gym for a

523
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,120
comedian, you know, So it's a,
they're always free.

524
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,800
The crowd sometimes is not worth
a shit.

525
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,320
So a lot of times the the crowd
is mostly other comics waiting

526
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,120
to go up and do their stuff.
So so fella open laugh at your

527
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:45,360
stuff.
I don't Oh my God, it's no dude.

528
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,520
Comedians are so they're such
fucking tit bags.

529
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,760
They don't want to laugh at your
shit because then a laugh in the

530
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,680
room is bigger than when they
went up and then so they don't

531
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,760
want people thinking that your
jokes are funnier than that.

532
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:02,960
It's Oh my God, it sucks so bad.
I got open mics are a great

533
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520
thing.
I just don't enjoy them very

534
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,360
much.
But I have the luxury of I've

535
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,800
heard I book and produce most of
my own shows.

536
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,360
So I can and I do, I do at least
an hour at a time.

537
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,520
So sometimes I do an hour,
sometimes I do an hour and 15 to

538
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,480
an hour and 20.
And so when I've got a new joke

539
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,200
that I'm going to work out, I'll
find a spot in my existing set

540
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,480
that's already good.
Yeah, I'll find a spot that I

541
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,920
can plug it in there and I can
run it.

542
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,560
And if it doesn't work, it's OK
because the next joke is one of

543
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,960
my tried and true jokes.
Yeah, right.

544
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,840
OK.
I just, I workshop.

545
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,240
I workshop jokes at actual
shows, which a lot of comics are

546
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,760
doing that, like bigger name
comics, you know, because all

547
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,920
you ever get to see is when
their special comes out on TV,

548
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:55,280
right In touring with the exact
same material for two years or

549
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,040
three years or five years, and
they've been honing it the whole

550
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,240
time.
So when they're doing their

551
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,280
shows, they're still working on
the material.

552
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,760
OK.
Sure.

553
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,360
It's just, you know, you're
practice.

554
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,400
You're practicing on the go.
I would.

555
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,880
Difference.
Between comics and between

556
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,120
difference I would say between
comics and musicians is you guys

557
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,080
can get together and and go to a
studio or somebody's garage or

558
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,880
whatever and jam it out until
you've got it perfect before you

559
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,200
present it to the audience.
Whereas a comic, we don't know

560
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,080
if it's perfect until we
presented it to the audience.

561
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,720
So we have to that's.
The point I wanted you to with.

562
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,840
The audience and then figure it
out from there.

563
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,080
Yeah.
You can only stand in front of

564
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,280
the mirror for so long before
you have to put it in front of

565
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,200
people because you require the
interaction.

566
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,040
That's that's part of the gig.
You know you need the laugh,

567
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,280
otherwise you don't know if it
was.

568
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,440
So here's a question.
So you're right, you're right

569
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:53,520
material up right, you're right.
And you got your 30 minute set.

570
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,880
You write up right.
Do you like Mike just asked how

571
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,560
like, how do you memorize that?
How do you do you would you like

572
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,560
like there's that scene that you
know, that movie once a time,

573
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,360
Once Upon a time in Hollywood
with Leonardo DiCaprio and

574
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,280
whatnot.
And he's in the pool in his

575
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,120
backyard.
His, his character just got the

576
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:13,080
headphones on and he's learning
his lines while he's floating in

577
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,920
the pool drinking whiskey sour,
whatever.

578
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:21,080
So like the, the, the small time
I spent acting, it was all kind

579
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,440
of kind of that where I would
just read it and read it that

580
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,040
read everybody's role, you know,
in the, in the script that I

581
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,720
would had and I would learn it
that way.

582
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,880
Then dry rehearsals and crack.
You know, you do all that, but

583
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,640
with a comedian, because with
the band is I learned the lyrics

584
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,200
as, as we were working on the
song rehearsals and stuff,

585
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,040
right.
But as a comedian, you write

586
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,240
your 30 minutes of material and
then, like Mike said, are you

587
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,520
standing in front of the mirror?
Are you, are you Outback like I

588
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,080
like, as funny as it sounds, I
would take our songs, put them

589
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,440
on a cassette tape, dating, and
whatever I was doing, I would

590
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,520
listen to our songs over and
over and over again.

591
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,560
And I would, until I could start
singing to myself.

592
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,800
Yeah, he drove me nuts with our
shit.

593
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,360
He's like, just put it on a tape
so I could.

594
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,080
No, it was in the best.
Way possible.

595
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,520
So if I'm doing yard work, I'm
listening to, I'm listening to

596
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,040
all this our set list and I
keep, I keep singing along to

597
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,520
the setlist because then that
just makes it, you know, it's

598
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,360
just commonplace.
So how do you do it as a?

599
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,200
So before you answer that, Matt,
my question in the middle of

600
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,320
that is the thing that I would
consider the same.

601
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,880
I like that question so much
because music and comedy is all

602
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,200
about timing.
So I think the most important

603
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,760
part of his question is how do
you work out the timing part of

604
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,840
it to know where to let people
laugh and end and yeah.

605
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:41,160
Well, so it's a trial and error
when it comes to the timing part

606
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,000
of it.
You just do it and either move

607
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,720
real quick on to the next joke
or you learn that, hey, that

608
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,400
joke hits really hard, so I need
to give it time to breathe.

609
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,880
Sometimes silence is part of the
joke.

610
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,200
So I'll tell a joke and then
I'll just be quiet and just kind

611
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,440
of look at them and they
understand that that's part of

612
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,760
the joke.
So it's that's.

613
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,400
Give give.
Give give.

614
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,720
Give us an example of silence
because in music silence is is

615
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,680
purposeful too.
We have a stop and a song and

616
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,240
the entire crowd just kind of
stopped and all of a sudden 4

617
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,360
beats later we're just we're off
to the races again.

618
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:18,120
And that get that leads to the
fans and the and the people in

619
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,120
the crowd to understand this is
a tight band.

620
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,080
Like they are on point, which
is, which is an automatic

621
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,680
respect level when you do that.
So can you give us, I mean,

622
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,440
let's put you on the spot.
Can you give us an example of a

623
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,520
joke like that where there's a
pause on purpose?

624
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,760
Yeah, yeah.
So I've got, I've got this joke

625
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,880
that and the in this particular
joke, the pause is not, it's not

626
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,520
part of the funny part, but it's
part of the build of

627
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,880
anticipation.
OK, so I do a joke where I talk

628
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,000
about there's two different
types of men in the world.

629
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,880
There's men that are protectors
and men that are not protectors.

630
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,400
And I just stop now.
They're already drawing their

631
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,920
own conclusion in their mind as
to what I'm talking about.

632
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,120
They automatically think that
I'm talking about a tough guy

633
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,280
and a bitch.
I could see that.

634
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,240
But then, so after I was, I let
that sink in.

635
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,920
Yeah, I let that sink in.
And then I followed up with, I'm

636
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,040
not saying that one man's better
than the other.

637
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,120
They're just two different types
as men.

638
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:16,640
And now they've got a real back
in and go wait a minute.

639
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,120
A little bitch is definitely not
as good of a person as the tough

640
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,520
guy, you know?
And then the story goes on,

641
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,000
like, here's a real good example
of how you can figure out what

642
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,800
kind of man you've got.
You just send him to take the

643
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,120
trash out after dark and you
just watch him out the window.

644
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,680
Now I'm letting them draw their
own picture and they're like,

645
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,000
immediately dudes.
Dudes in the audience

646
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,760
immediately know what I'm
talking about, but women don't

647
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,280
take the trash out after dark as
often as men.

648
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,280
Not saying that women don't, but
they don't as often.

649
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,080
So men automatically know what
I'm talking about when you take

650
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,080
the trash out at dark, when
you're walking out there, the

651
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,120
bags rattling, it's it covers up
all the silence.

652
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,760
Then you throw it in the duster.
When you're walking back, it's

653
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,800
silent except for that twig that
you heard snap in the distance.

654
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,160
Now it turns into a little bit
more brisk of a walk.

655
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,440
Right.
So the whole the whole joke is

656
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,320
if he if he takes the trash out
to the dumpster, throws in a

657
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,120
dumpster and walks back to the
house, this guys not scared of

658
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,760
nothing and he's got you.
But if he throws that trash in a

659
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,840
dumpster and it runs his ass
back to the house, that fools

660
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,280
scared of the dark and he ain't
going to save you from shit.

661
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,760
Ladies.
So, but that's and I mean, and

662
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:34,120
that that joke is probably
because, because then I go on to

663
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,600
explain that, hey, I'm I'm part
of group number 2 and I don't

664
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,400
give a shit.
Who knows?

665
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,440
My wife has known this about me
from the beginning.

666
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,840
I told her I told her in the
beginning, baby, the six foot 8,

667
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,560
somebody comes in that door and
starts shit with you.

668
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,200
I'll fight him to the death.
But if something goes bump in

669
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,880
the night, it's you're on your
own.

670
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,080
I can't say boogie man.
I won't even try.

671
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,560
I'm scared of the dark
something.

672
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,080
Then that joke, that joke builds
and it goes it it leads into two

673
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,400
other jokes after that.
So but that that pause of you're

674
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,960
just giving them time to draw
their own conclusion.

675
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,400
And then you immediately, you
immediately break the idea that

676
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,760
they had come up with on their
own.

677
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,760
OK, so that, but yeah, I mean
the pause.

678
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,880
And the silence, sometimes.
Is just as important as the

679
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,240
word, right?
Which is crazy, because new

680
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,400
comics are terrified of silence
as soon as they tell a joke.

681
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:29,120
If it's not, if they don't get
an immediate reaction, it Spooks

682
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,440
them.
So they hurry up and they tell

683
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,280
the next joke.
So they'll write 30 minutes

684
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:36,200
worth of material and do that
shit in 4 1/2 minutes because

685
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,560
they just.
I just run through it because

686
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,280
they're scared.
So here's no problem.

687
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,960
I'll sit in silence all day.
Yeah.

688
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,320
Here's a common parallel, Matt.
It's the same thing and I was

689
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,400
guilty of it.
And every guitar player in the

690
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,120
world is guilty of it.
With new league guitar players,

691
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,240
they think they have to fill
every space and use every note

692
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,240
on the neck.
Right when Chris logged on, I

693
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,000
was jamming to a Southern rock
background tune.

694
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,000
I was only playing like 3 notes.
It sounded like I was playing a

695
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,680
million to a person that doesn't
know what's going on.

696
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,480
But really I was playing three
notes over and over and over

697
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,280
again, just in different
rhythms, right?

698
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,880
It's the same concept.
You have to stop every now and

699
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,520
then and let the listener hear
what's going on in the

700
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,360
background.
And sometimes that background is

701
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,639
silent so everybody can be
engaged at the same time.

702
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,719
I look at stand up comedy almost
as like a hypnotic, you know,

703
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,480
I'm sucked into your universe
for an hour and 10 minutes, hour

704
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,159
and a half, however long you're
up there.

705
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,960
I'm in the Matt Farrell world.
And if long as you don't let me

706
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,000
down, I'm going to stay there
for the whole time.

707
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,320
And what you just described to
me is, like Chris said, when we

708
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,560
would stop in Freeman, you could
just see everybody's face, go

709
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,040
what's going to happen next.
And then when we all started

710
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,239
again, there was that look of
amazement.

711
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,560
You know, we're just as amazed
just like you are.

712
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,680
You know when you hear those
laughs, that's just as

713
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,480
fulfilling for you as it is for
the person who got to laugh at

714
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,040
your joke.
For sure, yeah.

715
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,800
It's, it's instant
gratification.

716
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,560
It's the it's performing in
front of a live audience,

717
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,000
whether it's a band or or
comedy, when you can immediately

718
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,640
see their appreciation of what
you put time and effort into.

719
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,800
Yeah, it's, it's the greatest.
Yeah.

720
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,280
I I couldn't imagine being an
actor and creating a movie and

721
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,640
it's all done now we just have
to wait and see if they like it

722
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,360
or not.
That would destroy me.

723
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,560
I would.
I would go absolutely nuts

724
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,880
waiting on a response.
See, I would go if I was, if I

725
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,760
was an actor on that level, I
would, yeah, I would actually go

726
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,080
to the movie and I would hide in
the back and watch it and not

727
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,480
let anybody know I was there.
Put a hoodie on.

728
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,840
You know.
And I just some of those guys

729
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,280
sit there in.
Silence and eat my popcorn and

730
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,000
just kind of like OK and it's
and that's that would be a

731
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,640
telltale sign like holy shit I'm
really really bad I need to go

732
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,600
work at at QT management now or
like wow they love me I'm going

733
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,640
to go get more movies done
because.

734
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:03,240
And this would be epic if Chris
Dunham would get up at the end

735
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,680
of the movie and say, are you
not entertained?

736
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,560
Should I not entertain you,
Crow?

737
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:15,000
So here's what I'm telling you.
I was going to give you an

738
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,920
example of probably the best
living in the silence I've I've

739
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,800
ever heard of.
And it was Ellen, Ellen

740
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,720
DeGeneres, which like her lover
hater, doesn't we?

741
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,360
Yeah, apparently she was a mean
boss.

742
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,680
But you know, we still listen to
Elvis Presley and Michael

743
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,880
Jackson's.
She was a great stand up bad

744
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,920
shit too.
So yeah, so.

745
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,120
But one of her first times, one
of her first paid gigs she ever

746
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,480
did, she didn't have any
material.

747
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,600
She didn't know what she was
going to do, but she didn't want

748
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,760
to pass up the opportunity.
So on her way to the gig, she

749
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,160
stopped at Burger King and
bought a Whopper meal.

750
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,120
And as soon as they called her
on the stage, she walked.

751
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,440
She walked on the stage with the
bag, set it on the stool and was

752
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,320
like, hey, sorry guys, I didn't
have enough time to eat before

753
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,080
the show today.
So if you guys don't mind, I'm

754
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,240
going to I'm going to eat two
birds with one stone situation.

755
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,400
And the audience is kind of
like, what the fuck?

756
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Then she pulls out the burger
takes, she goes, so here's the

757
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,200
first joke I was going to tell
you guys.

758
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,240
And she takes a bite and holds
her finger up while she chews.

759
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,480
And as soon as she swallows that
she goes, So what I was saying?

760
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,480
And then she takes another bite,
holds her finger up while she

761
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,360
chews.
She ate that entire meal, never

762
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,640
told the joke at a standing
ovation walking off the stage,

763
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,040
and she just lived in the
silence.

764
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,960
It was the silence was the joke.
And it's cool.

765
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,880
I mean, and for I would love to
try to do something like that

766
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:42,160
now, but the idea of that being
a brand new comic and they had

767
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,880
the balls to do that, that's
fucking impressive.

768
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:49,160
Well, and I think, I think with
women, especially back then when

769
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,080
she started, not only when she
was a woman, but she was a

770
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,600
lesbian.
So those are two strikes against

771
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,160
her when it comes to any type of
entertainment field.

772
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:59,360
Because all of a sudden you're
automatically not as good as.

773
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,120
So that shows the true ability
of somebody who didn't give a

774
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,360
fuck.
And and just like you said, she

775
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,840
wanted to, to keep the spot
because it was offered to her.

776
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,000
Andy Kaufman did something
similar.

777
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,400
If you don't, if you don't
remember this dating myself on

778
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,880
Saturday Night Live, his
audition tape was the, the, the,

779
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,560
the theme song for Mighty Mouse.
Remember that?

780
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,040
And he was standing there the
whole time as the song would

781
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,800
play.
Yeah.

782
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,600
And then and then one bit of the
song he like here, William, just

783
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,520
save the day.
And that's it.

784
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Yeah.
That was it.

785
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,600
The entire theme song played.
And he just.

786
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,040
Yeah, mimicked that and just sat
there.

787
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,280
So again, enjoying the silence.
That's brilliant.

788
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:41,200
Yeah, so the guy that goes on
America's Got Talent and and

789
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:46,360
chooses to do the song Tequila
karaoke version, right is was

790
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,840
fucking brilliant.
He goes out there, he just

791
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,520
stands on stage while Tequila's
playing and it's got the

792
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,920
bouncing ball on the screen
that's going across.

793
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,360
And then it got to that part and
he goes tequila.

794
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:59,440
And then the song kept going.
So it's like the worst karaoke

795
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,160
song ever.
But that's what he did.

796
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:05,720
And the audience erupted.
It was hilarious that somebody,

797
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,560
and I don't know if it's that
the that idea is that funny or

798
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:15,360
the idea of doing it on that
size of a stage is amazing.

799
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,920
You know.
You, when you go, when you get,

800
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,480
you get an opportunity to go
play in front of somebody.

801
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,920
You get an opportunity to go
play in front of somebody.

802
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,240
Y'all, y'all, your band, you've
got, you've been putting out

803
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,840
music for a long time.
You're working on all this

804
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,800
stuff, you've been crushing it.
And then a record company comes

805
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,240
to go.
Hey, we want, we want you guys

806
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,600
we're going to come to, we're
going to meet y'all at the

807
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,480
studio.
We want y'all to play some music

808
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,120
for us.
We're making a decision today as

809
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,560
to whether or not we're going to
pick y'all up.

810
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,000
Yeah, you don't go in and work
on the song that you just.

811
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,120
Started right?
No.

812
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,080
No.
No, you go in and you do, you do

813
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,800
the top notch driving through
the shit that blows the roof off

814
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,680
the place.
Yeah.

815
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,800
So the idea of a guy going onto
a stage like that and going fuck

816
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,280
it, let's see if this works.
Yeah, that's, yeah.

817
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,120
God, how?
Far.

818
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,720
How far?
How?

819
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,040
How far did they get in
America's Got Talent after that

820
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:04,800
though?
Because again, it's a bit.

821
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,600
He made it past the first round.
I don't.

822
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,600
I don't, Yeah.
I don't remember if he, I don't

823
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,400
remember if he made it any
because I don't even remember

824
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,200
what he did in the second round.
There you go.

825
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,320
So the second, the second act
must not have been that damn

826
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,400
good.
Like what other songs are there

827
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,880
that's only got one word?
Right.

828
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,520
But he's still, you know, he's
still, you know, got his moment,

829
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,440
the spotlight, which is pretty
cool.

830
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,520
That's a big stage.
Yeah, that's a big stage.

831
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,400
So back, so back to what?
I was what I because we went

832
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,160
squirrel moments.
So you write material, you got

833
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,760
it down.
How are you rehearsing it?

834
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,280
Are you doing it like you doing
it you you bring it to your

835
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,400
wife?
Your kids.

836
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,960
You're talking about just like
memorizing it.

837
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,800
Yeah, like you write.
You write something like when

838
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,120
you feel like.
Yeah, 'cause you said you.

839
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,320
Do an You said you do an hour,
man, that's a long.

840
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,320
People don't realize how long an
hour of comedy is.

841
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,920
An hour of music is a long time.
An hour of comedy is an

842
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:58,680
eternity.
So I, I have, I, I mean, when

843
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,800
I'm working on building the joke
a lot of time, or if I come up

844
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,400
with a premise or I remember a
story that happened and I want

845
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,120
to figure out how to turn this
story into something that stays

846
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,920
worthy because it's you, the
three of us just hanging out.

847
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,560
And I tell you a story about
something that happened last

848
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,120
night might be funny.
Now I have to be able to make

849
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,880
that story to where it's funny
to a crowd of people.

850
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,040
So it's, it's a different way of
telling a story.

851
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,720
But a lot of times what I'll do
is I'll, every time I run into

852
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:27,120
somebody at the store, I'll go,
hey, let's tell you what

853
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,920
happened the other day and I'll
tell them the story.

854
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,120
And I it's just.
Just a random stranger.

855
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,880
No, Well, no, I usually I don't
just walk up to strangers and go

856
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,280
hey.
Oh, OK.

857
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,960
John, I see your name.
I see your name tag on your

858
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,680
shirt right there.
I just want to tell you a story

859
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,040
real quick.
That's fucking psychotic, Mike.

860
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,960
I would never do that.
I mean, but.

861
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,480
Why?
Why is that psychotic?

862
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,080
I've, I've had random
conversations with people at the

863
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,280
store.
My wife looks at me like, what

864
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,920
the fuck are you doing?
But you know, it's an old guy.

865
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,280
He's got a veteran's hat on.
So I don't have a conversation.

866
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,760
But I don't think that'd be
psycho.

867
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,640
I think that would be pretty
cool because then you could do

868
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,400
that in your bit.
So I was at the grocery store

869
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,480
and saw this guy named John,
name tag with John.

870
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,920
I was like, Hey, John, let me
tell you the story.

871
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:11,240
That's a bit in itself, right?
OK, but but you have to

872
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,840
understand the type of I've
definitely walked up and sparked

873
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,400
conversation with strangers
because I think that that's

874
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,000
funny.
I also call people by name.

875
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,080
Every time I see somebody
wearing a name tag, I call them

876
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,960
by name just as I go by because
it's hilarious to me that some

877
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,560
of them go have that guy know my
name.

878
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,920
You're wearing a name tag.
But the idea of walking up to

879
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,720
somebody and going, you know, if
I, if I don't know you, I just

880
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,680
just saw you in the store.
I can excuse me, Sir.

881
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,880
I want to tell you about this
thing real quick.

882
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,280
So the other day I had this
thought while I was having sex

883
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,880
with my wife from behind.
I noticed that she had a, you

884
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,040
know, she had her hair up in a
bun, but had an ink pen holding

885
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,680
it in place.
And I thought how how thoughtful

886
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,040
of her because she knows that
when I think of something funny,

887
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,480
I've got to write it down
immediately.

888
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
And I thought that she put it
there so that if I thought of

889
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,280
something funny while fucking
her from behind, I could just

890
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,920
pull the pen out and write a
note on her ass.

891
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,640
That would be really weird to
just walk up and tell to a guy.

892
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,280
Grocery store.
I was going to have a whole

893
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,160
other level of respect for you,
man.

894
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:14,480
Now, if if you were, if you
were, if you were shopping at an

895
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,680
adult store, that would totally
play out nicely.

896
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,520
Like when you're shopping for
the.

897
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,920
You want to hear something?
Yeah, I do bring it on.

898
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,240
Here's something crazy.
I cannot go in those stores.

899
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,520
But you'll buy as much as.
I do as I Yeah, I don't have to.

900
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,440
I don't have to look that
cashier in the eye.

901
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,560
Let me tell you.
I'll tell you.

902
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,960
This is the story.
So have you have y'all driven

903
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,240
through Missouri?
Very much.

904
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,640
It's not as bad now as it used
to be.

905
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,280
Oh yeah.
Used to when you would go on

906
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,800
I-44 through Missouri, every
exit there was 2 billboards, one

907
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,120
over top of the other.
One of them said JD's porn, porn

908
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,920
in you know, emporium or
whatever.

909
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,160
And the one underneath it was
the one that said Jesus hates

910
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,760
porn and every but there was a
porn shop at every exit.

911
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,800
It was ridiculous.
And I've never liked sporting

912
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,240
those places.
They make me unstoppable.

913
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,200
And I think it came from there's
a porn store in the there's a

914
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:14,360
couple of them now in the in the
town where I'm from.

915
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,080
And I always thought, man, if I
was to pull in there, what if my

916
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,640
grandparents drive by and see my
truck parked out front?

917
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,680
I don't want to have to have
that conversation at fucking

918
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,400
Thanksgiving.
I think that's where the

919
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,440
original fear came from.
But so where I got a buddy of

920
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,720
mine, we're driving to Saint
Louis to pick up a truck and

921
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,760
we're coming back and he's a
pervert.

922
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,720
He wants to stop at every
fucking one of them.

923
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,360
And I'm like, I'm not stopping,
I'm not stopping.

924
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,240
I'm not going to do it.
We're on the way back.

925
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,800
He's finally wore me down and I
was like fine, we'll stop at

926
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,720
this one.
Surely my grandparents won't see

927
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,040
my truck in the parking lot
here.

928
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,680
We're in a different state.
We go in he there's a life sized

929
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,720
foam sex doll inside of a
plastic case, but it's got a

930
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:54,080
hole in it so that you can reach
in and and see how real it

931
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,480
feels.
He beats me in the door when I

932
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,360
come around the corner.
He's got his he's got his arm in

933
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,800
this thing and he's like you
should see how real this feels.

934
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,800
And I'm like what the fuck is
wrong with you dude?

935
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,160
So I just walk away from him and
act like I don't know him.

936
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,480
Now I'm in this door.
I'm like, all right, I guess.

937
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,280
I guess I'll buy a movie or
something because I feel like

938
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,880
it's even weirder if you just go
in and walk around and leave

939
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,800
that.
That seems weirder to me for

940
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,880
some reason.
So I buy a movie that I'll never

941
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,600
forget.
This was, this was probably 20

942
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,760
years ago.
The movie I bought was called

943
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,600
Let's Make a Squeal.
And if there were no pigs

944
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,960
involved in the movie, I
promise.

945
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,120
But here's what made it even
worse.

946
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,600
As I'm walking to the counter to
pay for this movie, I realized

947
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:41,640
that it is one of the hottest
chicks I've ever seen in my life

948
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,840
sitting behind the counter.
And I'm like, well, this is

949
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:47,120
fixing to be fucking
embarrassing and I don't know

950
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,160
why, but what made it even worse
is when I got up there and I put

951
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,440
some movie down, she said, is
that going to be all for you?

952
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,320
And I said, yes, ma'am.
And she started rolling her

953
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,880
wheelchair towards the counter.
So there's this smoking hot

954
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,040
chick who's in a wheelchair and
and she's watching some pervert

955
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,400
come in and buy a movie called
Let's Make a Squeal.

956
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,480
It it.
I've never been more embarrassed

957
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,960
in all my life.
I've never seen that woman

958
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,680
again.
I'll never see her again, but it

959
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,560
embarrassed the shit.
I mean I don't know why her

960
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,720
being in a wheelchair made it
worse, but it fucking did.

961
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,920
I'm not going to lie to you,
Matt.

962
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,640
I thought you were going to say
your grandpa was at the counter

963
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,240
buying a movie.
You were right behind him.

964
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,200
I was going to tell you that.
My story.

965
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,600
Is familiar.
I was going to tell you my story

966
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,560
is marginally worse until you
said she was in a wheelchair.

967
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,040
I went in the one that was at
I-17 in the freeway.

968
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,640
Crystal, know what I'm talking
about.

969
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,680
I can't even remember the name
of the place, but I go in there.

970
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,640
I'm probably 2021.
And the fucking dude behind the

971
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,800
counter kept talking to me.
You know, I'm like, I'm in there

972
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,080
trying to keep my head down and
I'm like, I'm just going to buy

973
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,920
a movie and go home because I
just moved here and I don't know

974
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,680
anyone, right?
And the dude like, hey, what's

975
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,480
going on?
Like, what do you, what do you

976
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,920
mean, what's going on?
Everybody's here for the same

977
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,600
reason.
Why would you even ask No one

978
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,160
that question, you know?
But it was that kind of deal

979
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,000
where he just kept talking to me
and I'm like, shut the fuck up,

980
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,600
man.
I just want to buy a movie.

981
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,400
Get out of here.
Dude I feel like.

982
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,080
When you're in there, you're the
most normal.

983
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,440
Person, this is not a good place
for conversation.

984
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,240
You know what I mean?
I don't, I don't want to.

985
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,520
I don't want to stand in a
urinal and a guy walk up next to

986
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,480
me and go, hey man, how you
doing bro?

987
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,600
Just shut the fuck up you got.
We both get our Dicks in our

988
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,120
hand.
Now's not a good time to talk,

989
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,600
you know what I mean?
It's just weird.

990
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,320
Wait till we get outside.
Yeah, I don't even know what

991
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,400
sparked the conversation of
going to a porn store now.

992
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,800
And Yep.
Well, I've had my adventures

993
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,160
too, so.
Yeah.

994
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,040
Our drummer took me to one that
actually had the girls behind

995
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,920
the glass where you went to the
backroom.

996
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,600
You know, the extra room that's
even more perverted than the

997
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,800
actual porn store itself.
Yeah, we went to one of those

998
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,440
places to talk about a sad group
of individuals.

999
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,360
The the carpet sticky and it
smells like semen everywhere you

1000
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,240
go.
There's just there's a smell to

1001
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,440
that.
Oh my God dude, you can't even

1002
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:14,920
imagine.
Is that way?

1003
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,240
Is that is that way they
recommend men drink pineapple

1004
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:21,920
juice?
Yeah, yeah.

1005
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,840
Just like, what the hell are you
talking about?

1006
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,440
You drink too much pineapple
juices.

1007
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,880
You drink too much pineapple
juice.

1008
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,720
Sits your pee hole on fire.
That's really clear.

1009
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,640
Oh, yeah.
You've never drank too much.

1010
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,240
You drink anything, anything
that's got too much, you know,

1011
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,080
super acidity like that.
Yeah, you drink a lot.

1012
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,800
Of you'll never know.
Burning when you pee.

1013
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,320
Oh.
Chris will never know because he

1014
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,160
drinks about 7 gallons of water
a day.

1015
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,400
I'm.
I'm a water baby.

1016
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,320
If I went to the only time I
didn't drink a ton of water, We

1017
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,480
went to New York a few years ago
and we realized at the end of

1018
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,480
the day, holy shit, we didn't we
didn't drink water.

1019
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:02,520
Like I'll drink hold on easily
four or five of these a day at

1020
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,800
least.
I mean, if not more.

1021
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,560
And then when I'm working out,
I'll drink before and after,

1022
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,080
after I work out protein shake
with then I'm drinking the water

1023
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,080
down Gatorade, water down
Gatorade.

1024
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,800
So I'm all, I don't drink soda.
I don't drink, you know, I do

1025
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,520
drink grape juice, watermelon
juice and orange juice every

1026
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,520
day.
But other than that, it's, it's

1027
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,080
just water.
And, you know, don't drink any

1028
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,440
booze.
I'll be 21 years sober in

1029
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,000
February.
So don't drink milk.

1030
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,080
Well, congratulations.
Thank you.

1031
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,160
Thank you.
So yeah, you know.

1032
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,240
Yeah, but.
Yeah, I didn't know that about

1033
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,840
pineapple juice.
I mean, I knew that about

1034
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,960
pineapple juice, but I didn't
know that was, yeah, excess of

1035
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,520
pineapple juice.
Interesting.

1036
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,720
Yeah.
I think the the, the, the

1037
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:48,640
original thing was I, I didn't
work out any material while I

1038
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,800
was in the porn shop, but it did
later turn into material so.

1039
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,160
It works too.
It has.

1040
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,600
Too So I Yeah, dude.
OK, so here's I'll tell you this

1041
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,120
another another great story.
This is something that happened

1042
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,720
not that long ago.
It has.

1043
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,960
I haven't, I've, I've told it a
couple of times, but I haven't

1044
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:10,320
got it fully worked out on first
stage ready yet or whatever.

1045
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,600
But there's an absolutely true
story.

1046
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:19,080
But my wife and I, we had one
son, our daughter got in a

1047
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:24,840
serious relationship.
She moved out and then that,

1048
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,200
that shit show fell apart.
She came back home.

1049
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,240
Our middle son got married.
He moved out.

1050
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,880
That shit show didn't work out.
He came back home.

1051
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,320
My youngest, my youngest son
just moved his girlfriend in

1052
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,080
with us.
So there's always, there's

1053
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,720
always people at our house.
It never goes.

1054
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,160
We're my wife's not been
married.

1055
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,440
This is this is in July.
We've been married 25 years.

1056
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:56,200
I'm tired after 25 years of
having to have quiet, quiet sex.

1057
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:57,680
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like.

1058
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,600
Which is why your kids.
Are just in the next room.

1059
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,080
Right.
Which is, yeah, which is why you

1060
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,320
bought the sex swing for the
door.

1061
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,120
So then if they knock on the
door, you're you can they can

1062
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:09,680
tell you're busy, right?
Yeah, yeah, you just hear Mom's

1063
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,920
ass thumping against the door,
you know, to leave us alone.

1064
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:17,880
But but we so I'm tired of
having quite.

1065
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,680
So every once in awhile what
we'll do is I'll just call my

1066
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:25,000
wife and I'll say, hey, just
meet me at the hotel.

1067
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,040
I already got us a room.
We're staying at the hotel

1068
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,320
tonight.
It's a hotel that's 12 miles

1069
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,480
from our house.
But at least we can make as much

1070
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,920
monkey sounds as we want to.
You know, it doesn't matter.

1071
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,800
Here's the problem is now we're
older and when we were younger,

1072
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,840
we knew the proper order of
things you want.

1073
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,960
You got date night like that,
You go to the hotel, you shower,

1074
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:50,440
maybe shower together, maybe
take a bath, do the deed, then

1075
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,320
go to dinner.
And then when you come back, if

1076
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,560
you feel like doing more, you
can, right?

1077
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,240
But now we're older and we were
more concerned with getting a

1078
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:03,680
good meal in first.
So we go and we eat and we eat

1079
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,960
good.
Then we go to the hotel.

1080
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:09,960
Now we're full.
You know, there's been a couple

1081
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,600
times when we didn't even have
sex.

1082
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,360
We were just like fucking let's
watch My £600 Life because

1083
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,320
that's all you can get on hotel
television and we'll go to

1084
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,080
sleep.
So, but on this time we were

1085
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,560
like, we were pretty hell bent
on it.

1086
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,120
We're going to do the deed.
I had brought her an out.

1087
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,160
I mean, we, we went all out on
this one.

1088
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:34,000
And so my wife is we're, we're,
we're, we're taking, we're

1089
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,880
participating in foreplay right
now, which means that she's in a

1090
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,440
kneeling position and I'm in a
standing position.

1091
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,560
OK, OK, we're all caught up.
We're caught up.

1092
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,920
She and she's doing a phenomenal
job, right?

1093
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,160
OK, she's doing a phenomenal
job.

1094
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,000
Good job, wife.
Yeah, Yeah, girl.

1095
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,200
I'll tell her that y'all said
so.

1096
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,400
Now what she did is she got a
little because she was because

1097
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,480
she was full.
She got a little over

1098
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,480
overzealous and she went a
little bit further than her

1099
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,760
abilities allow and it gagged
her.

1100
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,360
Now don't worry that she didn't
throw up on me.

1101
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,520
She did not throw up on me, but
the gag caused her to backfire.

1102
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,600
So in the middle of a blowjob,
she farted.

1103
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:23,240
This is hands down.
This is hands down the funniest

1104
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,520
fucking thing I've ever
witnessed in my life.

1105
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,640
I'm leaning against the wall
laughing so fucking hard.

1106
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,800
She just gets up, walks over,
gets in the bed.

1107
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,120
Now I know that she's
embarrassed.

1108
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,560
I'm trying to calm myself down
and stop laughing.

1109
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,320
I walk over, I get in bed.
Next year I'm like babe, don't

1110
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:45,360
worry about it.
Like at that time we're 24 years

1111
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,320
in, shit happens, don't worry
about it.

1112
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,480
Which shit happens with?
Probably a bad expression to

1113
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,480
use.
But I was like don't worry about

1114
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,320
it stuff.
Happens.

1115
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,320
And I was like, it's like, it's
all right.

1116
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,360
And she goes, that's not even
what I'm upset about.

1117
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,320
And I'm like, well, what is it?
She goes How long before you

1118
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:08,800
tell this story on stage?
That was her.

1119
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,840
Biggest.
Concern, right?

1120
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:12,560
Now, as soon as she did
something embarrassing, she was

1121
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,480
like, oh, the world is fixing to
know about South.

1122
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:14,880
How?
How?

1123
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,200
Long.
How long did it take?

1124
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:20,200
How long did it take?
The next week, the next fucking

1125
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,560
week and and how did that show
and how did they talk?

1126
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,360
Alright guys.
Yeah, and how, how did they

1127
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:29,160
receive it?
Oh fuck, they loved it.

1128
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:31,360
Loved it.
And that was why, without even

1129
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,520
polishing it up and telling it
the right way, you know?

1130
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:34,520
Yeah.
And you know why?

1131
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,480
Because it's real.
I was.

1132
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,520
Basically, I just did it like I
did with you guys, right?

1133
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,440
Yeah.
But it's real, which most?

1134
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:45,840
Right, 90 I would say 9090% of
the shit that I tell on stage,

1135
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,960
the stories I tell, it's all
from real life.

1136
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,360
It's all shit that I've fucked
up or found situations I found

1137
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,640
myself in or you know, whatever
I tell us, I tell a stupid.

1138
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,600
This is a really kind of a
filler joke where I'm because

1139
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,440
I'm building up the idea of
like, I don't drink anymore And

1140
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:06,200
I'm like, you know, I ask people
like, hey, who all is drinking

1141
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,360
good?
Because my jokes are funnier

1142
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,240
when you get drunk.
But then I go into I'm a water

1143
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,680
and sweet tea guy now.
I had to slow down drinking

1144
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,200
because I got tired of waking up
driving.

1145
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,880
That joke, always.
That joke always hits hard and

1146
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:23,720
really just a filler joke.
But it's also the truth.

1147
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,520
You can only wake up on an
Interstate doing 70 so many

1148
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,320
times before you go hey maybe I
should fucking slow down.

1149
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,560
Right, right.
I'm living on luck.

1150
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,080
This, this whole time has just
been luck.

1151
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,720
Yeah.
So yeah.

1152
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:42,680
That's funny.
Yeah, you use real life and shit

1153
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,760
to set it up.
Yeah, so what's what's on the

1154
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,160
horizon for Matt Ferrell Shows
and things like that?

1155
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,200
Where can people find you?
All that kind of fun stuff.

1156
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,280
Now I'm I'm really, really
working.

1157
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,240
I've got stuff booked all the
way through May right now.

1158
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,760
Nice.
Let's see.

1159
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,400
Is it on your website?
It's just starting.

1160
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,640
Yeah, pull up his website there,
Google.

1161
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:09,120
Dude, I don't have a website.
I got to get a website dude.

1162
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:10,920
You got to get a, you got to get
a website.

1163
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,280
I had a we got a website that we
saw you last.

1164
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,080
I I know and it's badass.
Mike did it.

1165
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,640
Mike, thank you.
Yeah, actually, I've impressed

1166
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,720
myself.
I did that.

1167
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:23,360
Really.
Yeah.

1168
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:27,640
Did you do it with?
Like it's a what's like, it's a

1169
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,680
company called Pod Page.
Chris sent it to me in a text

1170
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,320
message one day.
He said, hey, check this out.

1171
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,080
It's like geared towards
podcasting.

1172
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,080
Well, like I do with a lot of
things.

1173
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,880
It sat on the shelf for three
months.

1174
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,600
You might want to check it out
for yourself because it's super

1175
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,000
easy.
Was it what did you say spelled

1176
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,360
POD page?
Yep, POD page.com and it's

1177
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,200
geared towards podcasting, but I
think it would work well towards

1178
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,640
what you're doing because you
release a lot of shorts and you

1179
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,960
could release your specials on
there too.

1180
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,960
Yeah, yeah.
It pulls everything from your

1181
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,760
YouTube and anywhere you have
content.

1182
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:11,400
If you have an RSS feed, it
pulls it from that and YouTube

1183
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:16,920
directly to that page.
Yeah, we'll have this, we'll

1184
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,360
have this.
We'll have this plane in the

1185
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,240
background.
Who's the who's?

1186
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,440
Who's the blonde chick?
God Dang, look at those things.

1187
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:30,800
She, she used to be a radio DJ
and and then she said she wanted

1188
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:33,520
to start a podcast with me.
I would, she would invite me on.

1189
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,840
I would go and do, I'd be live
on the radio with her once a

1190
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,280
week, right on just kind of
comic release.

1191
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,120
And but also it gave me a free
opportunity to promote whatever

1192
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,760
shows I had coming up.
So it worked good.

1193
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,880
Hell, yeah.
And then she went batshit crazy

1194
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,720
and started getting, like, real
weird about shit.

1195
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,160
And I was like, you know what?
I think I'm, I'm busy this week.

1196
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,600
I can't do it.
And I just kept putting her off

1197
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,160
until eventually she went away.
But she knows.

1198
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,240
She worked through all her
stuff.

1199
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,960
She's sweet as can be.
Our name is Kristen Rochelle.

1200
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,120
She now works for a big radio
company.

1201
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,000
She travels all over the
country, going to concerts,

1202
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,360
mostly country music.
OK.

1203
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,760
But she, she knows, she's very
she, she's very aware of her

1204
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,680
assets and makes them work for
her.

1205
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,000
Gotcha.
Well, you got to.

1206
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,200
So in in in March I got shows
coming up.

1207
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:27,920
I'll be in Lubbock, TX, Oklahoma
City, Topeka, KS, Maryville, MO,

1208
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,200
Dallas.
I'll be in Dallas, TX.

1209
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,040
I've been in Dallas 2 nights.
Is there is there a place to

1210
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:40,000
people to find your upcoming
shows?

1211
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:46,480
Yeah, like they can go to any of
my social media, which is all

1212
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,880
everything's Matt Farrell comedy
across everything, TikTok,

1213
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:55,600
Facebook, Instagram, YouTube,
it's all Matt Thrill comedy.

1214
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,840
I also have a link tree that
they can go to that'll have

1215
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,120
something that's supposed to be
done this weekend be updated

1216
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,200
with all of my currently booked
shows that are coming up.

1217
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,640
And then like I said tonight I
got to show a small show in

1218
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,920
Guthrie.
OK, it's only about 3 hours from

1219
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,680
the house so I'll go and do that
show and get to drive back home

1220
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,280
tonight sleeping home dead.
I like that.

1221
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,320
Then I got a bunch of stuff
coming up My my goal for this

1222
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:34,440
year is to I want to do 4 sold
out theater shows is is my goal

1223
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,480
for this year.
So I'll still do all the clubs

1224
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:41,560
and the pubs and the, the, the
bars and the breweries and

1225
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:42,920
everything else.
I'll do it all.

1226
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,920
But I've, I've got 4 theaters
lined up.

1227
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,640
None of those dates are locked
in yet.

1228
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,000
But my, my goal, I've got some
new marketing strategies and

1229
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:57,800
ideas for promoting some shows.
So I'm, I'm going to test those

1230
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,120
out.
And that's that's my goal this

1231
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,640
year is to get 4 sold out
theater shows for the year.

1232
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,920
What?
What size crowd is that, Matt?

1233
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:12,600
The theaters I aim for are
anywhere from 300 to 450 on

1234
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,400
seating.
OK, That's a good side.

1235
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:20,200
Show like most of the like,
yeah, like most, most downtowns

1236
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,160
have an old theater that they,
that was, was the was probably

1237
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,680
the movie theater back in the
day.

1238
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,560
And then they converted it to,
you know, now it's where

1239
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,280
they're, they do plays and
concerts and shit there.

1240
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,080
Those are the size theaters that
I like.

1241
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,320
First of all, those, all of
those places are always so cool.

1242
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,560
Those buildings have so much
history in them and they're

1243
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,680
awesome.
And the, the acoustics in them

1244
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:45,360
are always yeah, man.
Hey dude, when you're in Mineral

1245
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,560
Wells, TX, you got to go crazy,
you know what I mean?

1246
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,040
Oh, we lost Matt.
That sucks.

1247
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:56,760
How'd we lose Matt?
How'd we lose Matt?

1248
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,320
Hopefully he comes back on
Matt's a good guy.

1249
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,240
Yeah.
So Matt, Matt for all comedy.

1250
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,560
Just Google it.
I I typed the Matt for all

1251
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,440
comedian and it populates all
his stuff.

1252
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,640
He does need to get a website
though and he needs to have a

1253
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:13,880
link to his shows because.
Absolutely, because he's a lot

1254
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,000
bigger than.
He thinks he is.

1255
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,080
I think he even gives himself
credit for.

1256
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,040
Agreed.
He's always working, man.

1257
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,120
And he's, he's a funny guy.
That was that was good.

1258
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:22,840
He's a good guy.
Oh.

1259
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,240
He's cracking me up, guy.
So well, there's that.

1260
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,720
So go to go Google Matt federal
comedy, you'll find him.

1261
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,280
You'll find his.
I saw he's got YouTube, he's got

1262
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:35,640
Facebook, he's got TikTok, I'm
sure he's got Instagram.

1263
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,760
Go do all those things, boys and
girls and and check him out.

1264
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,040
He's booking up until May.
So you, you heard some of the

1265
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,320
stuff here.
He's a funny guy and a super

1266
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:48,800
nice guy and you know, so
definitely check him out with

1267
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,720
all the and it's kind of cool.
Now we're getting people coming

1268
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,920
back on.
We have some other guests coming

1269
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,200
in February that are repeat
guests.

1270
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:59,920
So that's cool because that
shows that they value the time

1271
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,160
with us and, and they want to
come back and share more of

1272
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,000
their stories.
So I dig.

1273
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,280
I dig.
And it starts to feel like

1274
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,640
family, Yeah.
And it's cool to catch up like.

1275
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,360
We're create.
We're creating.

1276
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,680
Family, family here.
And Speaking of families, I

1277
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,360
think Matt's coming back on.
Maybe, Maybe, maybe.

1278
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,800
Maybe.
Who knows?

1279
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,920
You know, the internet's a
weird, whacky thing.

1280
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,720
He's trying.
It is.

1281
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,240
There he is.
It's great when it works.

1282
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,280
It's great when it works.
We.

1283
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:26,160
But just welcome back.
Matt Farrell went away again.

1284
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:28,840
There he is.
Yeah.

1285
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,120
So we.
We plugged you, right?

1286
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,280
Yeah.
We plugged you while you were

1287
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,200
gone.
Yeah.

1288
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,480
You're super loud again.
We plugged you while you were

1289
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,320
gone.
How about now?

1290
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:45,600
Is that a little better?
Now I can't hear Chris for some

1291
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,520
reason.
There is that better?

1292
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,880
Yeah, Chris unplugged his
microphone.

1293
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,240
That's why we can't hear Chris.
Yeah, you're fine, man.

1294
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,600
OK.
Chris is getting wacky like he

1295
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,360
did on stage sometimes.
I know we had to make sure all

1296
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:07,520
his stuff was secured.
He'd like to swing from the

1297
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,840
lighting trusses.
Yeah, no.

1298
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,560
When I, when I, well, when I to
my defense, when I, when I, when

1299
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,320
I, when I swing from the light
Truss, I did not have the

1300
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:16,800
microphone with me.
I left the microphone on the mic

1301
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,840
stand and then I went and
grabbed the light Truss and

1302
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,360
started swinging.
OK, I knew I was.

1303
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,440
I had enough common sense to
know that corded microphone is

1304
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,760
not going to follow me up there.
Now I could have, but then I put

1305
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,160
it got yelled at even more
because I remember somebody

1306
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,880
yelled at me when I got down and
went like, don't do that again.

1307
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,240
I'm like, OK, but it was fun.
I didn't jump.

1308
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,520
I think it was something to the
effect of our liability

1309
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,360
insurance does not cover things
like that.

1310
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:45,040
The.
Crowd.

1311
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,800
Liked it and that's all that
mattered.

1312
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,120
It was, it was entertaining
because, you know, here's a guy

1313
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,880
like, well, I think maybe I had
the mic for a minute.

1314
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,760
I think I might have been
singing and then put the mic

1315
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:54,640
down.
I don't remember.

1316
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,440
And because it was before cell
phones, we have no actual

1317
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,720
footage of that.
So we're just going to assume I

1318
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:02,640
jumped up on the light trust
with the mic singing one of our

1319
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,600
songs partly.
And then just drop the

1320
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,440
microphone and put your arm up
and kept swinging for a moment

1321
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,640
and then jump down.
We'll call it that.

1322
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,040
If I remember the story
correctly, you did the math in

1323
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,680
your head as you had it in your
hand and dropped it on the stage

1324
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,080
and grabbed the other bar and
started swinging.

1325
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:22,800
There you go.
He was like, this isn't going to

1326
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,440
work Rock and.
Roll.

1327
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:26,160
I did.
Sorry.

1328
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:30,840
So I did a can you hear me?
Yeah.

1329
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,200
OK, There you go.
I did.

1330
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,120
AI did a corporate show not too
long ago.

1331
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,880
I was going to tell you guys.
I felt so bad for the sound guy.

1332
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,920
He was at A at a big casino here
in Oklahoma.

1333
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,400
It was for I don't remember what
it was for being like it was

1334
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,520
their, their Christmas party,
but they didn't do it until the

1335
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:49,840
middle of January for some
reason.

1336
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,040
And they they gave 1/4 had a
cordless mic, which I prefer not

1337
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:56,800
to use.
I prefer to use a corded mic,

1338
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:01,160
but they had it all set up,
which is fine and it happened

1339
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,040
what always happens with corded
mics.

1340
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:07,240
So I don't like to use them.
The battery died and I and, and

1341
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:10,560
the guy I'm, I'm watching the
sound guy, young kid.

1342
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:14,600
He's not.
And it's a huge auditorium that

1343
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,360
at this casino, it's where all
their big live events and stuff

1344
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,600
come in.
And he's not he.

1345
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,240
He works for the sound guy, but
he's not the main sound guy.

1346
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,920
But they figured he can handle
it.

1347
01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,000
And he, I could see him like he
was turning red, He was sweating

1348
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,160
his head.
He felt terrible.

1349
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,600
And yet she kept looking at me
through the rails on the.

1350
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,240
He's like, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

1351
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,480
I just put.
I was like, hey, man, settle

1352
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,280
down.
Don't worry about it.

1353
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:38,680
It's not your fault.
Do you by chance have a corded

1354
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,480
mic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1355
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:41,960
I got 1.
So he runs behind the stage and

1356
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,200
gets it and he, you know,
uncoils it and throws it to me

1357
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,120
and I get it plugged in.
I'm there we go.

1358
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:52,320
But I felt so bad for that kid
because he felt like he had just

1359
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:56,000
screwed the pooch on this thing.
And after my sit and everything

1360
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,840
was done, I went over and I
visited him and I was like, hey,

1361
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,600
bud, you handled that.
You handled that as good as you

1362
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,200
could.
And now you know, if this

1363
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,760
situation ever arises again.
Have that corded mic ready to

1364
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,520
go.
I guess you know so.

1365
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,400
What would have been really
funny with those story blunders?

1366
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:15,440
And.
Stuff, right?

1367
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:17,200
Yeah.
What?

1368
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,920
What would have been really
funny with that show as a joke,

1369
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:21,760
right.
He brought you the quarter

1370
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,440
microphone and it's a 3 foot
cord.

1371
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,600
Yes.
Now your work that you said,

1372
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,520
somehow I'll be smiling because
I'll know that I gave Matt

1373
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:42,040
Farrell that idea.
I had, I had thought about it in

1374
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:46,680
that moment after after I looked
off the stage and I asked him if

1375
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,720
he had it corded Mike and he
said yes.

1376
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:53,040
While he was working on getting
that, I should have kept just

1377
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:57,520
mouthing into the cordless mic
as though I was speaking and

1378
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:00,280
just let the audience go.
And then as soon as he answered

1379
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,280
the corded Mike go, hey, my name
is Matt Farrell.

1380
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,360
That's my time.
Thank you.

1381
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,360
And then just hanging out so
that way they didn't hear

1382
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,160
anything except for my walking
off.

1383
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,480
That would have been that would.
Have been yeah, yeah, yeah,

1384
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,080
yeah, yeah.
But that's that's a good joke.

1385
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,680
That's a good joke.
That's a good, that's a good

1386
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:18,520
story joke, which is cool
because stories are funnier than

1387
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,360
material, I think.
But you know, that's awesome.

1388
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,760
Yeah, I real.
There's nothing funnier than

1389
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:28,120
real life, that's for sure.
No, no, you can find Matt

1390
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,680
Ferrell again, just Matt Ferrell
comedy.

1391
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:31,680
Google it.
You'll find all these things.

1392
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,560
You do need to be able to
website and you need to have a

1393
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,880
little thing that says shows.
And then you need to have a

1394
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:39,640
little, another little tab that
says where you can, you can buy

1395
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,920
tickets to your shows.
Because then it's just like, oh,

1396
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,600
there's a show and I can buy a
ticket right then and there.

1397
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:47,040
And then you can be a
Ticketmaster for yourself,

1398
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,960
because you produce all your own
stuff, right?

1399
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,360
Yeah, which I do.
I do sell.

1400
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:56,200
I I sell most of my own tickets,
I'll just like I create

1401
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,680
something for each one of them.
I just make a link and send it.

1402
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:04,120
I use I use Square to do all my
ticket sales and my merch sales

1403
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,520
and everything.
I used to use a vibrite, but if

1404
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,640
vibrite when you do a ticket
sales sometimes they'll wait

1405
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,520
three weeks before they send you
your damn money.

1406
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:14,560
You might look into Square as
far as the website because when

1407
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:18,000
I did Good News Arizona, the guy
that that that edited all those

1408
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,800
shows and stuff down, we used a
website based on Square and he

1409
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:26,520
RSS fed all the videos from Good
News Arizona right to that.

1410
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:28,359
Kind of like what Mike did for
the Chris and Mike show.

1411
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,439
It's a lot more work on your
part, though.

1412
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,640
POD page is a lot less work.
Oh, there you go, Part.

1413
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,080
Yeah.
I would like to say that I'm

1414
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,439
some kind of fucking genius.
But they do a lot of the work

1415
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,000
for you, right?
I mean, you still have to know

1416
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,800
how to put it.
You know how you want to look at

1417
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,800
it on the page, you can arrange
it.

1418
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:52,760
But all that HTML stuff that you
have to do with a lot of those

1419
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:58,840
pod page was the most simple for
us because we're not in the

1420
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,359
business of building websites,
right?

1421
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:01,680
You're in the business of
comedy.

1422
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,359
We were in the business of doing
music and podcasts.

1423
01:09:04,359 --> 01:09:07,920
So yeah, I think that one will
for you.

1424
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,680
You could do it yourself, is
what I'm saying.

1425
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:11,000
You don't need anybody.
There you go.

1426
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,359
So ignore the square thing and
do do pod page Mike Matt, cuz

1427
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,399
that would be cool because then
because then, well, cuz look at

1428
01:09:17,399 --> 01:09:20,439
it cuz then we like when we're
done, go to Google and see if

1429
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,160
mattferrell.com is available.
Because we were, I was shocked,

1430
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:25,399
dude, when I went in and typed
in Chris and mikeshow.com and

1431
01:09:25,399 --> 01:09:27,720
nobody had it.
Like legit, I'm like, you gotta

1432
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,720
be kidding me.
I text Mike.

1433
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,439
I'm like, dude, holy shit,
that's $11.00 a year.

1434
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,800
Boom, five years.
Own it.

1435
01:09:34,319 --> 01:09:36,960
So, you know, check.
I would do that as soon as this

1436
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,200
is over, go to Google, see if
you can buy your domain name,

1437
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,479
you know, and then you know, pod
page, because I think I think a

1438
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:46,560
web like Mike will tell you all
day long since having the the

1439
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:50,920
the web page at the website,
we're we're we're having our own

1440
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,279
adult game of risk like Trump's
having like, oh, I'm going to

1441
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:55,760
take Venezuela and I'm going to
take Greenland and then I'm

1442
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,600
going to take Australia.
So we can see it on our map

1443
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,240
where we're collecting all these
new countries that are following

1444
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,120
us, which is really cool.
Nice.

1445
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:06,160
So then you.
Simply because you climbed so

1446
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,400
high in the SEO rankings on
Google for the analytics.

1447
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:12,880
You know we own that space now.
And everything we do on YouTube

1448
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:15,560
is all as right and everything,
everything we, I drop on YouTube

1449
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:19,040
is all SEO driven.
So it's, and it's, there's at

1450
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,440
least 10 keywords and 10
hashtags everything we drop.

1451
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:25,160
So it's, it's, it's continually
feeding the Google spiders and

1452
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:27,560
the, and the Bing spiders and
all the other online spiders

1453
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:28,760
that are out there searching for
shit.

1454
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,560
So it just helps us grow
granically, which is what we

1455
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,760
want.
We don't want to pay for our

1456
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,040
growth because that's fake.
We want to be true.

1457
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,800
But we have the growth wise.
So, so I would challenge you,

1458
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,560
Matt, to get that done.
Let us know when it's done.

1459
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:43,360
We'll have you back on the show
and we'll talk about the

1460
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:48,360
mattfarrell.com page.
I will get on it.

1461
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,360
I know it's something I've been
needing to do for a long time.

1462
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,400
It's I'm just not real good at
sitting still at a computer for

1463
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,520
very long.
So it that, you know, but I was,

1464
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,120
I was going to pitch this real
quick.

1465
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,400
I, I do a thing Monday through
Friday.

1466
01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:06,400
I, I started doing a basically a
satire news segment.

1467
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,440
I just call it pop.
I just, I just call it top news.

1468
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,680
I upload it to YouTube every
day.

1469
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,080
I try to keep it under, under 3
minutes.

1470
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,040
So that way it always uploads as
a short.

1471
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:22,800
And it's, it's, it's, it's funny
because I do talk a lot of shit

1472
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:29,600
about Trump and I talk and, and
I do try to keep it satire and

1473
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,280
funny and, you know, on the
lighter side of things.

1474
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,920
But sometimes shit happened.
You gotta go, man.

1475
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,600
I just can't find anything funny
today.

1476
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,680
But here's some things that I
feel like need to be said.

1477
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:44,080
So sometimes I, I, I go a little
bit more on the serious side,

1478
01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:47,080
but I, for the most part, I try
to keep it, you know, light

1479
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,800
hearted and fun.
And that's what I've been

1480
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,880
putting a lot of my focus into
is trying to build that YouTube

1481
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,840
page.
It's been doing pretty good with

1482
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,080
those because shorts, they, you
know, they push those for you

1483
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:01,360
and it pops off.
You know, I average anywhere

1484
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:07,520
between anywhere between 650 and
1500 views per on those.

1485
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,360
I've been doing pretty good.
But it's something I've and I've

1486
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:13,520
had a lot of fun with it.
I like making fun of the news.

1487
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,320
I like making fun of the the
shit that's going on right now.

1488
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,320
And sometimes if you can, if you
can find a way to make it funny,

1489
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:21,960
there's some things you just
like.

1490
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,320
Yeah, I just don't know.
There's nothing funny.

1491
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,280
So we just got to skip over that
one.

1492
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:29,520
But it's been a lot of fun.
I do.

1493
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,360
And it was something that the
key to social media and all the

1494
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:37,480
signs is consistency.
You got to post regularly all

1495
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:38,920
the time.
So I was trying to find

1496
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,520
something that I could stay on
top of and I was like, hey, I'll

1497
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:43,960
just do a news deal and I'll
just do it Monday through

1498
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,560
Friday.
So I'm gearing and I do it first

1499
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:48,080
thing in the morning and I get
it uploaded and I share it to a

1500
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:51,360
bunch of people.
But so that way guaranteed I'm

1501
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:55,160
pumping out at least five pieces
of content every week, so.

1502
01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,920
I think it has been.
Helping and working.

1503
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,520
Are you putting on the Facebook
and Instagram too?

1504
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:05,560
I I share some of them on there,
I need to go ahead and start

1505
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:08,640
posting, but I wanna just share
the link so that way everybody

1506
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,360
has to go through YouTube to
actually watch it.

1507
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,520
There you go.
That's cool.

1508
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:15,320
You know what I mean?
That's cool.

1509
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:18,120
Yeah.
So anyway, that's my newest

1510
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:21,840
project that I've been doing.
Yes, and pod page will help you

1511
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:26,560
with that, Mike says.
Yes, because all the stuff that

1512
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:30,480
he uploads to YouTube goes to
the website and if you look at

1513
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:34,520
it through the website, you you
get the Google Analytics data

1514
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:37,320
and he gets the YouTube hit.
Nice.

1515
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,680
So it's a double Wham, yeah,
Which is?

1516
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:39,280
Cool.
Hell yeah.

1517
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,240
So there you go.
So that's Matt Ferrell.

1518
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,000
You're gonna check it out.
Yeah.

1519
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:45,480
Yeah.
So this is Matt Ferrell the

1520
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,160
comedy, the comedian, the funny
guy.

1521
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,960
Check him out.
Matt Ferrell comedy.

1522
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,400
Google it.
You'll find him everywhere.

1523
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,680
I typed in Matt Ferrell,
comedian, and I got all your

1524
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,280
things.
So either one of those works,

1525
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:57,240
he's doing shows booked out till
May right now.

1526
01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,360
So you definitely want to check
him out, go see his shows, go

1527
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,720
have a laugh.
You know, maybe go to a date

1528
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:04,400
night, go to a hotel, you know,
take a shower with your spouse

1529
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,800
and, and go have a nice light
meal and then go laugh with Matt

1530
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,280
Farrell.
And then go back to your hotel

1531
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,520
room with the sex swing that
he's going to send you a link

1532
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,520
for for his new team, new
sponsorship account.

1533
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,000
And then you can use that at the
hotel room on the door and and

1534
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000
make everybody wonder what the
hell is who's knocking on my

1535
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,360
door?
Because if you have those motels

1536
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,680
with the doors all outside, it's
going to echo.

1537
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,520
So you're going to start opening
the door trying to figure out

1538
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:28,040
who's knocking on the door and
nobody's going to be there.

1539
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,000
So that'll be fun and he can go
home and and tell your kids that

1540
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,720
story.
So again, we close the show with

1541
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:37,800
this every time.
If you're feeling sad, suicidal

1542
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,080
or depressed, go find somebody
to talk to.

1543
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:42,760
Go go scream in a pillow.
Go run, go work out, go

1544
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,000
exercise, do something to help
change your mindset.

1545
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,240
If you can't find somebody to
talk to you and you can't get

1546
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,960
out of that glitch, then text
988.

1547
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,040
Somebody's there standing by
waiting to talk to you, to help

1548
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:53,560
you understand what you're going
through and talk you off that

1549
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,760
Cliff.
You are going to be missed if

1550
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you leave this world today and
not wake up in it tomorrow

1551
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:00,320
because you will leave a hole in
somebody else's heart because

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01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,040
somebody does love you, even
though you think they don't.

1553
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,040
You don't think they do, Matt?
You want to leave us with a

1554
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:12,000
funny no pressure?
Man, I, I'll tell you this, I

1555
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,960
this is the thing I always tell
people is that the, I think the

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biggest breakdown between me and
my kids is my kids didn't grow

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01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,560
up poor like I did.
And I don't, I don't mean I

1558
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,680
didn't get everything I wanted
for Christmas pour.

1559
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:28,080
I grew up sticks and Dick pour.
When it was nice weather you it

1560
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:31,960
was sticks, But if it was
raining outside, you stayed in

1561
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,960
your room and played with your
well, you get it.

1562
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:42,080
Thank you so much, Matt.
Yeah, man, I appreciate you

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01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,280
guys.
You guys are awesome.

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01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,960
I enjoy.
Doing this, we appreciate a good

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01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,680
time.
Chris, be careful with that

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01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,520
pineapple juice.
I.

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01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:52,120
Will, I will thank you.
My wife looked at me funny when

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01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,600
I was talking about that because
she took the day off to go to

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01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:56,760
the the funeral today.
And and and so she was in the

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01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:58,960
laundry room and, and as soon as
I hit the pineapple juice thing,

1571
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,960
I kind of looked over there to
look on her face was like, what

1572
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,920
are you talking about that in
the sex screen?

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01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:07,400
So I got some spanning to do
love you, brother.

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01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,560
Love you, Matt.
You're a good, you're a good

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01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,320
human.
We, we, we totally appreciate

1576
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,960
your time, man.
We know it's valuable and we,

1577
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,440
we, we thank you for taking that
time out of your day for us.

1578
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:15,640
It means the world to us.
So.

1579
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:16,600
And for all your.
Help.

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01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:17,800
Yeah, absolutely appreciate you
guys.

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Thank.
You all we're going to

1582
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,280
reciprocate we're going to
reciprocate for sure yeah

1583
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,640
everybody have a great day until
next time we'll talk to you soon

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01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,320
we'll.
See you.