Feb. 15, 2026
#174 - Cartoons, Classic TV, & Celebrity Crushes
In this episode of The Chris and Mike Show, hosts Chris and Mike take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, discussing their favorite childhood cartoons, classic TV shows, and celebrity crushes. The conversation flows seamlessly from light-hearted humor to deeper topics such as the impact of fame on artists and the importance of mental health. With a mix of personal anecdotes and pop culture references, the episode captures the essence of friendship and the joy of reminiscing about the past. The hosts also tease future guests and encourage listeners to engage with the show.
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Yeah, yeah, Welcome to the Chris
and Mike Show.
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And look, Scooby Dooby Doo,
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where are you?
Right on the mystery.
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Boss, this is a Scooby Dooby Doo
Mystery Machine Pez dispenser.
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That's awesome.
I don't know why I just, I
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opened my desk drawer and I'm
like, Oh yeah, Scooby-doo,
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Scooby-doo.
We do.
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That was one of my favorite
cartoons, buddy.
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Right.
Oh yeah, nutritionally it's 20
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calories per Pez dispenser
serving.
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Pez dispenser is 20 calories.
It has 0% fat when the hard
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believe it's all candy.
There's no fat and candy.
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Oh well, well.
It's all sugar.
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It's going to turn to fat.
It's all it's all sugar, but
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there they are now here's here's
so everybody as a as a, you
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know, everybody grew up on
scooby-doo for the most part.
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So who's hotter, Thelma or
Daphne I?
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Was always a Daphne guy, really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was too.
I was too.
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I don't.
I don't think many people
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thought Thelma was hot.
Except the cast.
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Except the cast.
On, on, on, on.
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What was it?
Oh hell, the show.
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The really, really smart show.
Big Bang Theory.
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Yes, they probably all would
have done after Thelma.
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Nothing wrong with Thelma, I was
just a Daphne guy, no?
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Nothing wrong with Thelma.
That's awesome though, I like
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that.
Except, except I think she would
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get into the science of sex
instead of enjoying the moment.
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She might be a freak.
You know, I would think that I
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would think kind of like like
Marion or Ginger, right?
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See, now there I was, always a
Marianne guy.
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See I agree with that.
I never thought ginger was hot.
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We've never discussed this
either.
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This is a first time
conversation, right, right.
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I just I I always thought
Marianne was a lot more harder
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because she was that farm girl,
you know, willing to kind of a
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tomboy type thing, which is
which is why I was attracted to
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Nikki because she wasn't this
over the top, you know, high
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maintenance chick.
She was just this laid back,
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chill brunette.
That was but one.
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Thing that I always appreciated
about her is she has natural
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beauty so she doesn't have to
take 100 lbs of makeup on and
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then when you wake up in the
morning you go, oh, who was
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that, you know?
Right, right.
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You're talking about, you're
talking about Nikki, you're
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talking about Nikki, right?
Yeah, OK.
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Of course.
I would gravitate.
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I would gravitate towards the
same kind of girl who doesn't
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have to put one face on in the
morning and take it off at
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night.
Right.
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Gotcha.
Yeah.
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Not that there's anything wrong
with that.
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There's different strokes,
right?
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No, but but the question then
becomes when did you wake up
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with Nikki with not makeup on?
But I'm both.
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Somehow I knew you were going
there.
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Well, if I was smarter with it,
I would have.
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Oh.
Damn.
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It.
It let you down at your time of
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need.
Battery died.
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OK, so so we know from Daphne
and Velma it would be no?
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That makes you and I enigmas
100% because we like the hot
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chick and Scooby-doo and we like
not the nerdy girl, but we like
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like the girl next door for
Gilligan's Island.
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Yeah, yeah.
So we got we got Daphne and
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scooby-doo.
We got we got Marianne and
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Gilligan's Island, OK, Laverne
and Shirley because while we're
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on this path in my hands was to
explore Laverne or Shirley.
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Oh man, right.
Because you know Laverne, you
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know, you knew Laverne was going
to put out.
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She made that crystal clear.
Like she was putting out
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where's, where's?
Where's my head?
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Yeah, yeah.
Where?
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Surely you had to work for it,
right?
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She was approved because Carmine
was frustrated all the time.
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All the time, right?
I like the ones you got to work
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for though.
And Laverne wanted to, you know,
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Vodio dough, white roso, Vodio
dough.
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Wilmer or Betty?
Wilmer or Betty?
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OK, good.
That's good, though.
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Wilmer or Betty.
I'm going to say Wilmer or
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Betty.
I'm going to say Betty because I
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don't want to be something that
Fred's already been in.
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Fred, Fred.
Fred looks to me like he'd be
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sloppy, you know?
Betty seemed like a freak.
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Yeah, yeah.
Her and Barty were always having
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a good time.
Right.
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Always.
Always.
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Absolutely.
So yeah.
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OK, So what else?
OK, what about?
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OK, so now we're going to go
black and white era.
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We're going to go Lucy or Ethel.
Lucy or Ethel?
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Oh, Lucy 100% yeah.
Like, yeah, yeah, like redheads.
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Yeah, Exoticy Lucy.
Lucy.
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Yeah, Ethel just.
I mean, she's cool, but I don't
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think so.
The Jefferson's.
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Well, OK, go ahead.
What?
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What?
Go to the cast of Friends.
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Cast of friends just Monica or
what was what was what was
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Jennifer's Aniston's character
Rachel, Rachel, Monica or
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Rachel?
Rachel 1,000,000% That's why I
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wanted you to go there.
To me, she's one of the hottest
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women on earth.
Yeah, she's aging very well.
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And if she's having work done,
you can't tell because she makes
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sure that you can't tell.
Agreed.
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She's either aging really well
or she's having someone help.
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Maybe she's both, you know, who
knows, but she's very, very
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attractive at her age.
Yeah, agreed.
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What else we got?
OK, OK.
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Brady Bunch, Marsha, Jan or
Cindy?
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Oh, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Marsha.
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Yeah.
Yeah, but see, Jan was a psycho.
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So I think Jan would kind of,
she would have been a freak up.
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She would.
She'd be a freak in the sheets,
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as they call it, you know?
But she might want to go like
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that one step further where she
wants to tie you up and you
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know.
There's nothing wrong with that,
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you know, and you know it's, you
know it's.
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It's on the situation.
This is true.
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This is true.
But you know, there's nothing
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wrong with, you know, the Dom
sub flipping every now and then
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just to kind of, you know, I've
been.
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In some situations my friend,
where?
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We've talked about that.
Fucking yeah.
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Yeah, it would.
It would scare hardened men.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know We had this conversation
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before, you know, when we let,
when we wrapped up up with Matt
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Farrell, the other show we did,
Nikki was like, what the heck
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were you guys talking about?
Because we're laughing all the
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time.
Well, because we we reference
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the sex swing we're talking
about over over use of pineapple
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juice.
You know, you know, I saw this
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thing because you know, the all
the social media stuff follows
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what you do, right?
And and the different things you
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click on.
So for the hell of it, one time
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I typed in sex toys because I
wanted to see if social media
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would follow that.
Well, back then it didn't right?
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But team who came out a while
ago, which is where our buddy
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Matt the comedian.
If you're not, you don't want to
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Matt go Matt Farrell comedian.
You'll find all this stuff team
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who now is into this into the
adult sex store in the adult
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game It which is a trip when I
had the right, but it's Timu.
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So as Matt pointed out, you
know, you spend $1500 on team
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and the first thing you get is,
is a is a, you know, 68 piece
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ratchet set that you couldn't
even repair your glasses.
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With it fits in your back
pocket.
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So, so the Timu thing, see if
you follow this, OK, they have,
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they have this, this, I don't
know what you want to call it,
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but it's it's attached to the
wall, OK?
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It's like an alien tongue and it
kind of comes down like this.
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For those of you that aren't
watching this, I don't know how
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to explain it, but it comes down
with a curve and comes up a
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little spike apparently.
It would be like a slide on a
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bed for a child's bed only
attached to the wall.
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Kind of.
That's what you just described,
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right?
And it's for the woman to back
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up into.
But I've seen this.
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I I was like, it's called, it's
called creature cock.
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Plug your ears, Mama Kay.
Yeah, there's no.
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Creature cock.
There's I was like, really?
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If I haven't done it, I've seen
it.
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Who, who, who, who?
Who has a fantasy of getting
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railed by an alien creature?
They're out there, buddy.
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I I just just both my mind, I
can't imagine wake up one day.
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You know what, honey?
I had this dream last night and
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this alien came and he probed me
and he had this really massive
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creature cock that went like
this.
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I'm like, babe, I can't help you
there, but let's go to a store.
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Maybe, just maybe, we can find
something that can appease that
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need.
Because it was because.
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Now I'm waiting now.
And it's right.
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So so now I get these things.
I saw this one video.
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Shit you not, it was funny on
Instagram.
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Maybe it was TikTok because I
was posting our stuff on TikTok.
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It had like 7 vibrators on a
table that was slanted a little
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bit.
They were all on.
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It was a race.
It was a vibrator race to see
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which vibrator we get down the
fastest.
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And I didn't, I didn't watch it
long enough because I was just
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like, OK, yeah, that's, I'm not
watching that.
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But it was, you know, it was
quite comical that that somebody
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in their right mind wanted,
wanted to, to, to pit vibrator
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against vibrator, six or seven
of them to see which one would
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vibrate fastest down this thing
kind of like Pinewood Derby, but
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with vibrators.
So put that in your head, boys
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and girls, if you're a Boy Scout
at any time in your life, Oh,
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Pinewood Derby with, with
vibrators.
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Steele and I were the kings of
the Pinewood Derby, right?
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Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he was a he was a good car
builder for sure.
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I could see that.
Go ahead.
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I could see that.
OK, so we got one of the shows
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with women on there.
Oh, OK, so well, the Munsters,
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right?
Marilyn and Lily.
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Man, you know, I just recently
started watching reruns of The
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Monsters again because the town
at a time where I'm making
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dinner or whatever.
OK, OK.
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And I, I started thinking about
this because I automatically
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want to say that I was a
Maryland guy when I was growing
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up as a kid, You know, she was
hot.
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But man, the more I look at
Lily, there's something about
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her.
No, no.
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So OK.
Oh, here's a good one.
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Married with children, Peg.
Or, or the lesbian that was
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married to the neighbor.
Oh, Peg.
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For sure.
Yeah, OK.
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Yeah.
She's in.
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She was in.
You're talking Marcy, right?
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Yeah, Marcy.
Yeah, Peg or Marcy.
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Yeah, Peg for.
Sure.
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See I I would go for Marcy
because Marcy again, you know
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not to be weird, more that the
tomboyish like kick it down a
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notch.
I can see Peg putting on makeup
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with a Weber power painter.
You know for sure and.
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And it's just.
I'm not sure what it I I'm with
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you.
I'm just not sure what it is
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about her, that maybe it's
because she's a redhead.
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I don't know.
And she maybe, maybe got a
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redhead thing.
She has that voluptuous body
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that you know, I'm, I'm not a a
real skinny chick kind.
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Of I'm not a real skinny chick
either, but I I to me that that
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and what it is, it's a
maintenance thing.
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Like if you look at a chick that
that you you know, is high
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maintenance, I just don't find
those appealing.
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And Nikki was never a high
maintenance.
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A million percent, I agree with
you.
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There And I think that I think
that is more appealing than the
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high maintenance, you know.
But Peg couldn't have been too
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high maintenance because she
lived with a shoe salesman.
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She did, but remember, she was
always taking his money.
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She was.
Yeah.
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Now, Now.
OK.
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Now you get.
Now OK.
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Real quick.
What?
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Yeah, I got a Did you send me
the Ed O'Neill thing?
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No.
OK.
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Oh, yeah.
Football.
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Yeah.
Did you play for that thing?
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Yeah.
He played for the Steelers.
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Where he cheap shot of Roger
Staubach.
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Yes, if you didn't tell that
story real quick.
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So, so Ed O'Neill the the the
dad.
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I love so much more than I saw
that clip.
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Right, He, he played for the
Steelers and at some point in
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time I, I don't, I don't
remember the exact what it what
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it was, but he, he.
It was when he was in college.
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Yeah, him and.
Staubach were in college, OK,
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And he said he got tired of
chasing him around.
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He couldn't catch him, so he
chased him like 5 yards out of
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bounds and just nailed him.
Yeah, he said it was out of
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sheer frustration.
But I just to hear him tell that
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story all these years later and
the smile that he got on his
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face, you know, he knew he's
like, it was a cheap shot, I'm
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going to admit, but I just got
tired of chasing him around the
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field all day.
Well, and what what was cool
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about that was on Married with
Children, he relives his high
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school glory days as a football
player in the entire series, of
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course, so I.
Never would so much more sense
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now.
Right.
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I never would have guessed he
would have been as a Pittsburgh
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Steeler.
That just blew my mind, which is
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why I sent it to you.
I was like, holy shit, that was
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a Pittsburgh Steeler.
That story.
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Was great man.
Yeah, now Marcy or Kelly because
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you can't do keg Peg or Marcy or
Peg or Kelly because that would
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be weird.
Because they're mother and
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daughter.
Yeah, that's a taboo thing, man.
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I've always.
I mean, I grew up in the same
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area you did, Christina.
Applegate was just hot.
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Yeah.
Come on.
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Yeah, yeah.
OK.
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Oh, here's OK.
So different.
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Still love in those days.
Yeah, different, but the same.
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Christina Abacate or Alicia
Silverstone.
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Oh fuck.
This section of the podcast is
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brought to you by Riverside FM
as Mike buys himself some time
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to Damn Dude.
Right, right.
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How about both?
No, you got to pick one because
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then the, then, then the next
one.
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I'm the winner of this one.
I'm going to add somebody else
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to it.
So Alicia Silverstone or
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Christina Applegate.
I'm so sorry.
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Christina, Alicia.
OK.
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So Alicia Silverstone now Alicia
Silverstone versus Nicole
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Eggert.
Oh, Jesus.
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Now, Nicole Eggert, back in the
day, the the Co Eggert was in a
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movie with Corey Haim called
Yeah, it's it's hard to find
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out.
It's called Blown Away.
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OK, and it came around came out
of our same time Tommy Lee Jones
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and Brad Pitt's movie blown away
came.
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So it was kind of a weird
dynamic.
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They're on TV at the same time
on a movie channel same time,
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but Corey Haim and Nicole Eggert
were dating at the time and
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Corey Haim is his argue that he
was my age.
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I don't so which means he's five
years older than you or whatever
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and say it was the Co Eggert.
So they're my age.
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So as I was growing up, as you
know, 1819 or whatever, this
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movie came out like I was the
same age as them.
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So it's not creepy, but Nicole
Eggert just fuck.
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This just was so hot.
So I have those three.
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I would agree from from from
Applegate to to Silverstone.
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I would agree with the
Silverstone.
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It's really hard to kick
Christine Applegate to the
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curve.
But Silverstone and and and and
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and Eggert for that time it
would be.
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Sorry to OH for that time.
For that time would be eggert
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for me, yeah.
Because if you see Eggert now,
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Eggert now is like, yeah, I'm
sorry, you've aged really bad.
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It didn't work out at all.
No, and then and then she got
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she got freaky, man, because she
was claiming all this bullshit
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with with Scott Baio and Charles
in charge, like, you know,
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diddling, raping and shit.
I'm like, come on.
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It's just it's kind of like the
how how Corey Feldman now is
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coming out and saying that that
Corey Haim molested him.
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He's like shut the fuck up.
Corey Feldman, like you, you
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guys were like best friends your
childhood.
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You did.
He's coming out now saying that
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shit.
Look man, in the last.
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Month he's I believe you his.
Mom, just his mom destroyed him.
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Corey Haim's mom destroyed him
when he started dropping this
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shit.
Corey Feldman needs to be
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relevant.
He's not relevant unless he's
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talking.
And when Charlie Sheen's thing
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came out but you.
Can't just make shit up.
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Not while he did with the
Charlie Sheen thing, because
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Charlie Sheen fucking destroyed
that accusation.
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Which is why I think then Feldon
flipped and said it was Haim
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that molested me.
It wasn't Charlie Moleston,
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Haim.
It's just.
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So now he picks on someone who
can't defend themselves?
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Yes.
Right.
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He was his best friend, like his
entire acting life.
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And his biggest?
Cheerleader, when he was being
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actually, whatever was done to
him, I wasn't there.
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We weren't there.
We don't know, but we're pretty
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sure he got fucked up, which is
why he's psychotic today.
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But you can't just tell lies.
Man, no.
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No, you can't.
So let's go back to the women's
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side of life, OK?
Who else we got that we can
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think of here?
It has nothing to do with the
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chick.
I wouldn't do her.
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But remember that Cheech and
Chong Willy where the chick was
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snorting Ajax. 100%.
Yeah, Only when I said is there
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my picture of me and me and me
and Chong on my wall over there,
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I was like, Oh, yeah.
Those movies are tattooed in my
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head.
Scott Scott and I watched those
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movies like 100 * a piece.
Just him and I alone.
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Did we were into those movies so
much when we were growing up
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that the VHS tape was wearing
out?
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Yeah, when we marched it.
Yeah, yeah, there'll be nothing
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to rent a video story.
Grab Cheech and Chong.
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I just told the story at work
the other day.
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I wore out three cassette tapes
of Aerosmith's Get Your Wings,
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and the guy I was talking to
obviously knew what I was
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talking about.
Yeah, but the person within
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earshot of us was like, 20 years
old.
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And they're like, what's a
cassette tape?
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What?
Get out of here.
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That's crazy.
All right.
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Who else?
Who else?
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Who else?
Oh, let's go.
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Let's go, musicians.
Let's go some musicians.
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Yeah, there you go.
OK, OK, OK.
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Anne or Nancy Wilson.
Nancy.
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Nancy's a blonde, right?
Yep.
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Yeah, I would agree with that.
I never thought Anne was.
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I never thought.
I never thought anyone was
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attractive.
I thought you was attractive.
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I just Nancy just seems like a
more my speed.
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Yeah, she's married to Cameron
Crowe.
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That's awesome.
Yeah, which is why you have
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Heart doing a lot of the
soundtracks for the movies that
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he's done, which is kind of
cool.
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Love Boat, Julie.
Oh, here you go.
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Julie on The Love Boat versus
Let's see, there was no chick on
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Fantasy Island.
OK, Julie on The Love Boat
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versus Carol Brady.
Oh, Julie for sure.
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OK, OK, because she was so cute.
Well, they were both coke
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friends though.
Yeah.
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You know, they both had their
dabbling with Coke so.
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Carol, Fuck Greg.
This is true.
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This is true.
That's really true.
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Well, yeah, She wouldn't fuck
Dad because Dad didn't like
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girls.
Come to find out.
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Well.
Oh, that show took a turn after
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everybody found that out.
Right, here you go.
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In their prime, go to Ford or
Joan Jett.
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Fuck.
Well, Joan Jett's a lesbian if
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they but I would, but I would I
would say Joan Jett because
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because again, well, I I'd say
Joan Jett.
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I think way to Ford.
Yeah, I think well Lita, they
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were both in run in the
runaways.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Their prime, yeah, I would say I
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think even Joan Jett now,
because Joan Jets aged nicer age
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than.
Lita.
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Lita didn't age very well.
Lita looks like she's been rode
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hard and put away wet.
She was in. 20 years horribly
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abusive relationship for oh was
she?
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Yeah.
Oh, why did I take that back?
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Sorry, Lita, I didn't realize
that that would explain that's
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what that would explain the the,
the weather.
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Look, she was at the rest to the
Max for many, many years,
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unfortunately, trying to, you
know, raise her family and,
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yeah, wish her 100% success.
Now, she's been out touring for
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a long time and got away from
that dude.
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And I can't remember her name or
I would tell you, but her new
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band kicks ass.
And yeah, he doesn't deserve any
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kind of airwaves anyway, so go
later.
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Yeah, good for her.
Oh, I'm going to do these two
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'cause they're only the ones I
can think of.
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Rihanna or Whitney Houston.
Whitney Houston before Bobby
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Brown destroyed her.
Whitney Houston because she was
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a natural beauty, in my opinion.
Yes, I thank you.
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She was like she didn't need.
Me, I think if you, I think if
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you saw the real Rihanna.
Rihanna what?
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However, you're saying Rihanna,
Rihanna.
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Like I think if you if you saw
the real Rihanna, she's not
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ugly, but she doesn't look like
that, right?
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No.
And, and and and.
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Rihanna's got a big booty.
She's got Jlo booty which I'm
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not a big fan of.
Big booties.
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Well, I like big booties.
That's where we're going to
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crop.
That's where we're going the
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other way.
That's that's a fork in the
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road, buddy.
That's always OK.
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That's OK.
We prove to the world it's OK to
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disagree.
It is OK.
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It is OK.
It's absolutely OK.
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I don't hate you.
I love you, man.
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You're my brother.
I.
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Know.
My brother.
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Man, I'm providing Comic Relief.
Say happy days, it's it's Missus
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Cunningham and Joni.
That's the only one you can
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really go after.
You know, it's a weird, it's a
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weird, it's a weird one.
But I mean really, because
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there's, there's Fonzie had too
many women in it.
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So you can't really compare 1 of
Fonzie's chicks because you
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don't remember, right?
Hot.
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Now what?
What was what was fun and seeing
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happy dates would not work in
today's world just because of
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the the sexuality of it.
There was these outtakes and
448
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,040
stuff.
I saw this thing years ago.
449
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,240
You may have seen it too, that,
that they'd be shooting shit
450
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,280
and, and, and Fonzie Henry
Winkle would just walk up to
451
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,560
Marion Ross, which is Missus
Cunningham, and just fucking
452
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,600
start making out with her, like
just, you know, in the middle of
453
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,480
shooting something.
And everybody was fine with it.
454
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,920
You know, you do that shit now.
It's like, he touched me.
455
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:44,720
He kissed.
Me.
456
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,600
Oh yeah.
You know you're part of the me.
457
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,760
Too movement.
Right, but that whole show is
458
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,800
wrapped around sexual innuendo,
you know?
459
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,040
I mean, how many episodes was
Richie trying to get laid?
460
00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,160
I think as a whole, we've just
become, we went too far the, you
461
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,880
know, like the needle moved too
far the other way, right.
462
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,360
Yeah.
So maybe during that time, and I
463
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,240
hate to use this as an example,
because it was satire and it
464
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,200
broke Carol O'Connor's heart
that people didn't take it the
465
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,840
right way, but Archie Bunker was
supposed to be made fun of.
466
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,960
He wasn't supposed to be revered
as a hero.
467
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,280
No, you know he wasn't.
Yeah.
468
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,280
And so many people revered
Archie as a hero as that's the
469
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
right way, you know, that broke
his heart.
470
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,480
I watched a documentary on him
and he clearly said it.
471
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,960
Those were his own words, yeah.
But he didn't want to be
472
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,680
remembered that way.
I think that we've gone too far
473
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,360
the other way, where you could
never make a show like All in
474
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,520
the Family now.
And that breaks my heart, right?
475
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,040
No, no.
I should be able to say
476
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,440
something that is, you know,
Matt would agree with this Matt
477
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,040
Farrell comedian, right?
Yeah.
478
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,240
You should be able to say
something for comedic value.
479
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,440
And the other person should know
that you don't mean anything
480
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,880
nefarious by it.
Right.
481
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,920
Right.
Yes.
482
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,520
Like, but if out of if out of
frustration back in the band
483
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,720
days, somebody said, you know,
what?
484
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,400
Are you fucking retarded?
Nobody thought that anybody was
485
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,760
saying that anybody was not
mentally capable of doing
486
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,680
anything.
And none of the four of us would
487
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,960
have ever said that to anybody
who couldn't defend themselves,
488
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,960
right?
But if you say that shit now, 10
489
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,000
heads look at you and go, you
can't say that.
490
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,920
And then one person being me
says I just did, and I used it
491
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,800
the way it was intended because
I know how to use the English
492
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,960
language.
And then they all dispersed,
493
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,120
because now they're in a
conversation they can't win.
494
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,080
Right.
You know.
495
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,440
We should be able to have these
intellectual conversations,
496
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,200
right?
I agree.
497
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,080
I'm buying you time to think of
more women.
498
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,560
I got 1/8 is enough.
Remember the show?
499
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,240
Remember the show 8 is enough.
Oh, I watched that religiously.
500
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,840
I.
Love.
501
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,680
That show me too.
So did my mom.
502
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,520
I don't remember the name of the
daughters.
503
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,320
Unfortunately, Google Machine it
real quick.
504
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,080
Yeah, Google Machine.
OK, so we're going to find out
505
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,720
what the name and Mama K right
now Chris is going.
506
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:16,640
They were this, this, this.
She loved that show too, which
507
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,640
is where I got my love for it.
I watched it on reruns just like
508
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,000
you did.
Yeah.
509
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,920
Or shit, who knows?
You have to look up the years.
510
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,680
Then we might have watched it
live. 1977 Did I watch this shit
511
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,200
live?
Yep, me too.
512
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:39,560
Then that was 4 when it started.
Come back here, man.
513
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,840
What's it doing?
It's.
514
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,280
Do they show a picture of the
cast?
515
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,600
Oh, it's being, it's being
weird.
516
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,680
The the thing's being weird on
my end.
517
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,520
I'm trying to get to share the
screen and it's it's being wacky
518
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,800
screen.
This is who's who is alive and
519
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,200
ate is enough but I'm not I
don't care about who's alive.
520
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,240
I don't remember the names, but
that's the redhead.
521
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,560
I don't either.
I want to say Nancy, Mary.
522
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,080
Oh, here we go.
OK, so Abby Bradford, she was
523
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,920
hot.
Dude, she aged.
524
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,240
Bad.
Yeah, 100%.
525
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,360
Tommy got all religified.
Lori.
526
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,800
Lori.
Joni Bradford.
527
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Come on, open up.
Well, Johnny, there's.
528
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,080
Well, she didn't age very well.
She aged kind of scary.
529
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,000
Nancy.
Yeah, Yeah.
530
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,440
I would do things to her.
That my in there.
531
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,920
Susan.
Yeah.
532
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,720
I Yeah.
Good thing Nick is not home yet.
533
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,320
So what are you talking about?
And let's wait.
534
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,800
What else?
See, I'd grab those pigtails.
535
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,560
I'd grab those pigtails and have
some fun.
536
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,040
Yeah.
She she grew.
537
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,160
She grew.
She grew up.
538
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,840
She aged nice.
Look, She, Yeah, she aged nice.
539
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,680
Absolutely.
So that was all the women,
540
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,960
right?
Yep.
541
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,680
Yep.
Yeah.
542
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,960
So, so I would be.
I would.
543
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,120
I would, I would.
Yeah.
544
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,200
I'd have to take.
I'd take, I'd take Elizabeth and
545
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,600
and Nancy together for $500.
What's Alex?
546
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,560
Alex.
Just turn it into a Jeopardy
547
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,000
question.
It's the Daily Double.
548
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,480
It's the Daily Double.
OK, what else we got?
549
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:31,520
I'm thinking man.
We've recovered, we've covered
550
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Laverne and Shirley.
Happy days.
551
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:41,360
OK, every boy in the world our
age had this poster on their
552
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,240
wall.
So pit Farrah Fawcett.
553
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,480
Fawcett.
Yep, Farrah Fawcett.
554
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,840
There you go.
That's a great.
555
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,400
Because that was the same era.
Good job.
556
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,080
Right.
Thank you, Farrah.
557
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,280
Fawcett And that's a tough one,
dude, because Bo Derrick was so
558
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,120
hot.
Right, right.
559
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,320
And she became famous in that
movie with Dudley Moore.
560
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,160
I forget what 10 the movie was
called 10 because she was a 10
561
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,040
in the movie.
So yeah, Farrah Fawcett and Bo
562
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,880
Derrick now Farrah Fawcett was
was was dating and married to
563
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,840
Lee Majors at the time.
I don't have to dating or not,
564
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,680
but married or not.
But the poster Mike referring to
565
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,800
little bit of nipple.
It was cold.
566
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,080
Yeah.
She was wearing swimming suit.
567
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,280
My adopted Pop, I call him Rick.
He had it.
568
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,440
And and I used to take care of
their house when they'd go on
569
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,760
vacation and shit.
And he had a picture of Farrah
570
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,760
Fawcett on the closet wall.
And it was that picture.
571
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,520
It was that poster.
One of my best friends had it on
572
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,360
his wall.
Yeah, yeah.
573
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,600
What about?
Well, no, Nicole Eggert wasn't
574
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,720
Baywatch.
I was going to say the Baywatch
575
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,840
babe, Pamela Anderson and and
and Nicole Eggert, but we had to
576
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,000
talk to Nicole Eggert.
Yeah, yeah.
577
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,680
That era of Nicole Eggert, I
couldn't agree with you more,
578
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,240
man.
She, just like she glowed.
579
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,680
She did, yeah.
She wasn't just beautiful, she
580
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,640
had like a gold Halo around her,
gold horror around her.
581
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,560
She was just beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
582
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,360
And played the part so well in
everything that she did too.
583
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,040
Yeah, I'm going to tell Nikki to
stop.
584
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:16,800
Hold on.
OK, OK.
585
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,080
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587
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588
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It and and, and, and if, if
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589
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,000
back and review you as well
because that's what we do We, we
590
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,920
hope you, you help us
absolutely.
591
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,080
I've gotten a lot of compliments
lately on liking everybody's
592
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,280
stuff.
I was like, that's what we.
593
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,560
Do yeah, so Nikki and I switched
vehicles today.
594
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,960
So I, I took the Jag.
So she needed the oil change and
595
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,640
she took my truck and and she's
pulling up.
596
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,040
I'm like, oh, oh, I can't let
her pull into the garage.
597
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,840
Not that it's a bad thing, but I
you know.
598
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,560
Yeah.
OK you know Nikki's 52 like 115
599
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,920
lbs getting in out of this 4
inch lifted truck.
600
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,680
It's, you know, makes her hot as
fuck because she's in a truck
601
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,040
and who doesn't like chicks on
her truck?
602
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,120
You know, my son this year she's
she's at.
603
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,200
But much.
Yeah, guys, Yeah.
604
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,480
You want chicks and trucks.
And I literally mean this time
605
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,800
gay guys.
They don't care much about
606
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,840
chicks and trucks.
No, they don't.
607
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,800
Oh, OK.
So he's not gay.
608
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,400
I don't know why I thought that,
but I want to talk about this
609
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,440
earlier.
So the Grammys were Sunday.
610
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,200
Did you watch any of that?
Did you watch any of that?
611
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,440
I didn't either.
I was a little disappointed they
612
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,600
used Post Malone in the tribute
to Ozzy because of all the
613
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,640
singers, of all the people that
Ozzy's touched over the years, I
614
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,920
would much rather have had had
seen Youngblood doing the
615
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:54,520
tribute to to Ozzy because.
I still have not seen this, but
616
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,960
one of my friends at work told
me that I would enjoy it.
617
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,680
So did he.
Did you watch it?
618
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,720
I watched.
I watched enough of it to know I
619
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,160
didn't like it.
All right, I'll have to watch
620
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,920
it.
I just to, to me, to me, I don't
621
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,520
doubt that Ozzy had some kind of
impact on virtually everybody
622
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,080
that was on the stage paying
tribute to him.
623
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,360
Of course he did.
But there are so many other
624
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,720
vocalists that could have done.
I don't want to say better
625
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,680
because it's people love Post
Malone.
626
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,680
I like Post Malone for what he
is, but I don't Post Malone to
627
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,280
me shouldn't be standing in in a
cover of and and a tribute to
628
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,320
Ozzy.
I would have rather seen
629
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,680
Youngblood.
Young blood is young blood
630
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,240
because Sharon and Ozzy embraced
him and basically made him who
631
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,640
he is.
Because without changes, he
632
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,480
wouldn't have taken over the
world like he has.
633
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,200
You know, I just don't think it
was the right choice.
634
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,280
But that's just me.
I and you know, you can help me
635
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,440
all you want, but that's what we
have for you of anything.
636
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,320
So where I was going with this?
I think people, I think that's
637
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,520
very well put.
I think there's probably, I
638
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,320
think when I see it, I'll agree
with you that there's better.
639
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,920
There was somebody better to do
it, and it might not have even
640
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,440
been him, but it wasn't Post
Malone, right?
641
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Right, right.
Slash has every right to be
642
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,560
standing there.
He's a he's a guitar guy.
643
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,400
Right, so here comes here comes
the sexiest tomboy who is
644
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,400
driving in a truck.
Hi, Nikki.
645
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,320
I got to get my stuff out there.
I got to get my stuff.
646
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,600
Out.
OK, Tell her I said hello.
647
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,840
He says hello.
Yeah, she can't hear you.
648
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,040
She waves.
So there's there's.
649
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,080
Have you heard the stuff about
Justin Bieber?
650
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,360
Probably not.
OK, so Justin Bieber shows up on
651
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,520
stage for somebody gym shorts.
Watch them.
652
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,840
Check it.
Out You know a lot about pop
653
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,480
culture.
I don't watch the news.
654
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,440
I know you don't.
I'm just saying OK, so he shows
655
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,440
up, he he performs in short in
box and and gym shorts and
656
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,400
socks.
Does a guitar Grammys?
657
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,120
Right, with a guitar and a piano
and, and, and some track behind
658
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,160
him.
That's it, right?
659
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,960
So my first interpretation of
it.
660
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,440
And it made his wife cry.
Who Haley is the son of Alec
661
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,600
Baldwin, I believe, is one of
the Baldwin kids.
662
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,680
To me, it was a statement
because what what's wrong with
663
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,480
live performances right now?
Backing tracks, right?
664
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,640
You're not playing live, you are
playing live is a question of if
665
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,000
you are, if you're not.
You know, the sequencing shit
666
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,040
like that.
He goes up on stage basically in
667
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,160
gym shorts and socks with the
piano and guitar and it's just
668
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,240
him, his two instruments and his
voice.
669
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,880
You're not coming from the days
when the Chili Peppers went on
670
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,320
stage in their socks.
With a sock, I think it's right.
671
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,760
So I think it was a statement of
saying, look, you know,
672
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,880
musicians are musicians that can
do this real raw and, you know,
673
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,680
being out there.
Live, live.
674
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,320
Right, yes.
So I, I don't, you can look at
675
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,400
that and see all the nonsense
they're saying about it because
676
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,800
everybody's interpreting it all.
What?
677
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,720
OK, so what's the backlash?
Give me their sign.
678
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,200
Well, just some people.
I don't because I don't click
679
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,400
bait it.
I don't click bait it because I
680
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,640
think it's bullshit.
They're just.
681
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,360
That he should have done a full
Justin Bieber performance?
682
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,040
Is that what?
That that, well, why is he, why
683
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,920
is he half naked?
Because, you know, that's what
684
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,320
society is now.
There's nothing left to
685
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,760
imagination.
They're focused on the fact that
686
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,400
he was half naked.
And so they focus on the fact
687
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,120
that why he was half naked.
OK, so this is an argument that
688
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,920
you know I love.
It's near and dear to my heart
689
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,840
because people say this shit all
the time.
690
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,120
And I've asked you why people
care about what the fuck anybody
691
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,400
looks like, what they wear, what
their hair looks like.
692
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,199
Why does that guy got to do
this?
693
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,199
I always ask them the opposite
question.
694
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,440
They're looking at you going Why
do you have to look like you
695
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,000
come from the middle of a
cornfield?
696
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,239
Right, right, because you do.
Yeah, everybody looks like what
697
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,840
are they're at in life.
If you're a farmer, I bet the
698
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,560
fuck you look like a farmer.
If you're an actor, I bet you
699
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480
look like a million different
things, right.
700
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,880
How many looks have you had in
your life when you're going for
701
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,640
roles?
Oh, yeah, a million, right?
702
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,440
Yeah.
I got to have long hair, short
703
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,280
hair.
I got to have no hair.
704
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,840
I got to be buff.
I got to gain some weight.
705
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,600
I got to lose some weight.
I got to do whatever I have to
706
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,040
do to be that guy, because I'm
not Chris Dunham.
707
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,840
I'm Sam, right, Lee or whatever,
you know I'm.
708
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,520
More.
I'm Morrison, the Butler man,
709
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,120
you know, Yeah, Yeah, I don't.
And And yeah.
710
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,200
So who cares what anybody looks
like?
711
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
Did he sound good?
Did he sing good?
712
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,240
Was the music?
So who gives a fuck?
713
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,680
Yeah, well, part and the other
part of the dialogue that's with
714
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,040
it, that's the the clamoring
that's going around is, is the
715
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,840
ties to Diddy.
Because they're showing him when
716
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,760
he first arrived the Grammys
when he was 11 years old.
717
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,040
This cute little kid with this
with it, that little Bieber
718
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,240
haircut and the tie and just
smiling at the world, you know,
719
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,960
because I'm an 11 year old kid
that's innocent as motherfucker
720
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,720
because Diddy didn't Diddy me
yet.
721
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:01,760
And then now he's this adult who
who anytime you hear, anytime
722
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,240
you see anything on the social
media platforms about Bieber,
723
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,120
it's it's him being chased and
stalked by paparazzi.
724
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,320
OK, So there's an element of
fame that when you get there,
725
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,400
that's just that comes with it,
right?
726
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,680
But because of the day stuff
coming out, I think it makes it
727
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,400
that much more difficult for him
to have whatever normal life he
728
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,720
ever had.
Because once, once he broke
729
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,480
through as as Justin Bieber,
that was it.
730
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,040
His life was over from a public
standpoint, right?
731
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,560
And it always will be.
So it.
732
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,800
Was like the new Michael.
Jackson, right, so part of right
733
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,720
and so part of it was that and
he's one of those kids that when
734
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,040
Skyler was growing up, that was,
you know, Justin Bieber and,
735
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,080
and, and Bruno Mars and, and,
and all those.
736
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,200
In my opinion, he handled that
fame better than anyone could
737
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,520
have.
He went off the rails a little
738
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,600
bit.
But yeah, put yourself.
739
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,080
I always put myself in that
position, right.
740
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,880
So if people would take 5
seconds before they become a
741
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,680
judgmental fucking asshole,
literally 5 seconds, and say if
742
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,200
I put myself in that person's
shoes, what would I do?
743
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,840
13 years old, whatever the fuck
he was at the time, and I'm
744
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,000
given a gajillion dollars.
Literally unlimited money was
745
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,200
rolling in for him.
He printed money.
746
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,640
How much do you want to make?
How many millions this week,
747
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Right he was.
Granted, his parents, granted
748
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,120
his parents took it all till he
hit 18, but yeah, he was still
749
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,840
he was a money machine.
Nothing that he did didn't work.
750
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,680
It all worked.
So we put ourselves in that
751
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,360
position.
You and I have asked ourselves
752
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,720
that question 100,000 times
because we were those guys.
753
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,440
What would have happened if we
would have had millions of
754
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,480
dollars at 21 years old?
20 you would have been 24, Scott
755
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,280
would have been 26 or whatever.
Rick would have been 22, yeah,
756
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,080
21, whatever, yeah.
There would have been there
757
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,400
would have been chaos for a
while.
758
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,080
I'm afraid there would have
been.
759
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,880
You know, because you don't, you
don't.
760
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,800
It's kind of like with the NFL
players and the basketball
761
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,400
players when they sign pro right
now, it's going to change a
762
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,360
little bit now because
especially what the NIL is
763
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,840
doing, right, you're making
millions of dollars playing
764
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,440
college ball.
So when you get to the pros,
765
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,800
you're not just all of a sudden
making millions of dollars,
766
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,600
right?
You're kind of used to it now
767
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,040
you would think, but there's
still that dichotomy where you
768
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,240
you know, the whole thing, the
poor, the poor kid in the in in
769
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,760
the ghetto is striving to be a
basketball star.
770
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,520
So we can get get out of that in
scenario and buy his parents a
771
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,440
house and and live the.
Life.
772
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,280
But there's a part of me, dude,
that says that we were actually
773
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,120
more mature than we gave
ourselves.
774
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,600
Credit, I think at least.
At least myself, I think I was
775
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:45,800
more mature between the ages of
18 and 30 than I was from 30 to
776
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,480
40, simply because I went off
the rails for 3 1/2 years
777
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,160
straight right where I checked
out of society.
778
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,560
And yeah, I can't ever overcome
that.
779
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,680
No, I wasn't the guy that turned
around and gave you a business
780
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,920
card and had a plan to put a
band together to really actually
781
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,160
get gigs and open for national
action.
782
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,240
You never saw that coming.
When I turned around, you're
783
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,640
like, this guy's a fucking Jack
off and you don't know what he's
784
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,400
talking about.
Anybody would until you're in
785
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,840
front of that person and the
band's really there and songs
786
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,120
are happening and, you know, it
all became real for you at some
787
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,480
point.
But there was a moment in time
788
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,280
where you're like, yeah, I'll go
check this out.
789
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,000
But it was it was it like like
this?
790
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Like I've told the story 1000
times.
791
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,160
It is until until the music
stopped and the house lights
792
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,480
went on because the fuse blew.
I thought you this annoying dude
793
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,360
that was pissed off at me for
singing.
794
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,400
And.
Then you gave me and then you
795
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,840
gave me a business card and I'm
like, OK, this is cool.
796
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,040
And I and I had left.
I was, I was in Disturbed was my
797
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,280
first garage band.
We played like 2 shows ever.
798
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,440
I always have to remember this
is somebody's first podcast, so
799
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,160
we've told this story 100 times,
but this is the first time you
800
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,840
know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so, so the way I think
801
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,240
short version, now I can do a
short version.
802
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,800
Mike and I are at a Cannon Box
concert at the Electric Ballroom
803
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,640
in Tempe.
We didn't know each other then.
804
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,560
He actually, nobody would go to
the show with him.
805
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,840
So he went to, he went by
himself.
806
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,240
I, I, I think I was with Nikki.
You were.
807
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:20,080
We were, you know, 20 feet from
the stage and and I I was in a
808
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,480
garage band because that's, you
know, we played a couple shows
809
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,920
that was it called Disturbed.
I was yes.
810
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,320
I was originally singing for
Disturbed.
811
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,440
I have proof of that.
Not David Draymond.
812
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,480
I was ironically, he looks like
me.
813
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,600
He stole my look because he
realized that's a good look for
814
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:39,600
this band.
So I was singing along to every
815
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,160
song because a huge count of box
fan.
816
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,000
It was a debut album.
This is the kind of first leg of
817
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,800
the tour because they're playing
the small venues this 2025
818
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,440
hundred people maybe.
And so I'm singing along to
819
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,400
every song and and and during
during the song, this long
820
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,760
haired freaky dude kept turning
around looking at me and I just
821
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,120
kind of fucking just kept
singing guilty.
822
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,120
And and back then I had the same
range as him.
823
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,760
I was hitting everything.
He was hitting in key
824
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,880
everything, because you know, I
just that's how I sounded.
825
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,040
That's how I sang, the same
range, maybe different tones,
826
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,120
but so I don't know, four or
five songs into it.
827
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,120
I keep singing, he keeps
looking, I keep singing, he
828
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,680
keeps looking the songs over the
cloud craps, you know, claps,
829
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,360
whatever pauses and he doesn't
turn around.
830
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,480
And then the next song comes up
and I start singing and just
831
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,440
fucking looking back at me
again.
832
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,280
And I'm just thinking in my
head, what's my, I'm going to
833
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,760
fucking sing harder now,
motherfucker.
834
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,680
So the electric volume had
electrical issues every now and
835
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,960
then and half the stage would,
would just burn out.
836
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,600
It's kind of like, you know, if
you think of 1950s also, they
837
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,920
had these fuses in their in
their panels and a fuse blew
838
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,040
out.
So half your house would go
839
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,840
dark.
There was a money laundering
840
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,760
operation for a coke fucking
operation.
841
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,280
So same type of concept, the the
fuse blew, half the stage went
842
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,800
out.
So house sites, come on, you
843
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,720
know, everybody's kind of booing
him, hawing, like, what the
844
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,800
fuck?
And Mike turns around, whips out
845
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,120
this business card, the
desperate Angel, Mike Michaels
846
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,760
and his phone number.
He's like, I'm going to band.
847
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,800
Are you a singer?
I grabbed the card.
848
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,480
I was like, yeah, I can sing.
And you know I've.
849
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:13,040
Been doing it all night.
The next, I think the next, the
850
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,560
next day or within the next two
days, we went to this bar.
851
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Oh, I can see it in my head,
man.
852
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,400
It's on Country Club Ave.
Man, you're even remember where
853
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,640
we were at?
Country Club in Brown, I forget
854
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,400
the name of the bar, but it was
it was, it was.
855
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,520
It was a total dive bar.
Behind north of it was the Mesa
856
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Cemetery.
Yep, I forget.
857
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,520
So so we went and we all met
there and that's when I was
858
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,080
still drinking.
I wasn't alcoholic yet.
859
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,280
We had a few beers and, you
know, had whatever conversation
860
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,680
we had.
I don't remember the details of
861
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,000
it and I don't remember it was
you or Scott, but it's like,
862
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,400
let's just go jam and see what
happens.
863
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,280
And I was like we.
Started talking about what are
864
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,920
you into?
And you were like, well, I
865
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,800
really like Pearl Jams 10 a lot
because that ladies and
866
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,280
gentlemen, that was brand new.
It was like 2 years old when I
867
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,680
met Chris.
So Pearl Jams 10 was out and you
868
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,160
were like, obviously I'm a
candle box fan.
869
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,280
Duh.
That's where I'm at.
870
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,560
Mike.
We were just into the same drop.
871
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,360
Mother love bone.
You said mother love Bone.
872
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,040
Then you went to you're like, if
you're talking classic rock, I
873
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,520
like the Doors, I like the
Stones, I like Zeppelin, and
874
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,520
we're like, let's go jam.
Yeah.
875
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,080
And that was it.
I mean, that was, that's all it
876
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,120
took, because then it was just.
Isn't that funny?
877
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,800
How that's a simple but
effective language of its own
878
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,720
that musicians speak like now.
All that when you told me where
879
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,760
we were at, I could have never
pulled out that we were a
880
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,560
Country Club in Brown.
But as soon as you said that, I
881
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,080
can picture that bar too.
Do not remember the name of it,
882
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,600
but all of a sudden.
Pranksters.
883
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,120
I want to say pranksters but I
don't know.
884
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,440
That might be right.
Yeah, I don't know.
885
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,800
Now I can picture the three of
us sitting in there talking
886
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,680
about that and there's that
language, right?
887
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,200
It's like, what are you into?
OK, well, current things, I'm
888
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,040
into Pearl Jam, I'm into Mother
Love Bone, I'm into Candle Box.
889
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,480
But if you want to talk classic
rock and then, yeah, there's no
890
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,200
more conversation that needs to
happen.
891
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,320
We're all on the same page.
Let's go jam.
892
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,400
Yeah.
And then our version of
893
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,960
Rock'n'roll came out of it.
Right.
894
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,600
Exactly.
That's how we created, right?
895
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:18,120
And we created what we created,
which nobody's, you know, it's
896
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,160
and it's this, I think the
parallels with anything in life.
897
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,280
It's the same with you see
somebody wearing an NFL jersey,
898
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,080
you automatically have a common
ground and you can automatically
899
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,600
approach that person regardless
of what Jersey's wearing and
900
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,280
make a statement regarding that
team and the relevance of
901
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,200
something.
And you have a conversation.
902
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,320
100% it's.
It's no different if if like so
903
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,600
many people think I'm in the
military or was in the military.
904
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,920
And so I just stop.
I stop explaining and correcting
905
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,320
them because these are people
I've known for years.
906
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,400
They still think I was.
And I'm like, but it's because
907
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:51,320
the way I look 100%.
But now I'm, I've always been
908
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,960
military family because of my,
my, my ancestors, you know,
909
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,760
people before me.
But now Jake's in the Marine.
910
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,400
So now it's just, yeah, military
family.
911
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,240
So I can accept that concept
even though it's not accurate
912
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,840
because then they have to
explain it and they will.
913
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,360
I thought she was like, I never
said I was.
914
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,120
You just assume because of this.
You just assume because I always
915
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,440
say the pledge and because I
have flags flying outside my
916
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,480
front of my house, every every
house I've lived in except for
917
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:20,000
one, I think I had a flagpole.
So it's one of those things.
918
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,280
But that's the cool thing about
it.
919
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,160
Baseball is same thing.
You see somewhere in a baseball
920
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,840
hat or a baseball shirt, you
automatically have a
921
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,880
conversation. 100.
Percent, it's the same with
922
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,720
musician.
It's the same with you going to
923
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,800
record store.
You go to record store, you can
924
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,160
just have a conversation with
people.
925
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,920
If I didn't know you and I ran
into you at Circle K, I'd be
926
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,320
like, Alter Bridge kicks ass,
man.
927
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,040
And you'd be like, cool, thanks.
Right, I went to.
928
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,440
I went to bash's today to to.
Why did I go to Bash's?
929
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,440
Oh, I well, nickel and dime
bullshit.
930
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,000
Nickel and dime bullshit.
But I bought boys and girls.
931
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,880
It's it's February 3rd, so I'm
going to give you a little hint.
932
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,960
You got about 6 days to buy your
significant other flowers until
933
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,640
they're insanely expensive.
So if you go if you go buy
934
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,640
flowers for the next 5 days,
you're going to spend less than
935
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,040
you will on Valentine's Day and
she'll have 5 bouquets of
936
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,000
flowers 5 days in a row.
And then you just give her a
937
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,880
nice little something or him.
Even if it's a guy.
938
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,320
Buy your husband flowers.
What the fuck?
939
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,720
It's a tip for me, Uncle Chris.
But as I was walking in this old
940
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,880
guy, I always look at people
when I'm going in and out of the
941
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:26,640
store and I'm walking somewhere
and it's funny, I was somewhere
942
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,120
earlier, I feel.
Like I'm friendly until you're
943
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,560
not.
Yeah, yeah.
944
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,520
And this, this lady, I was
walking and this lady, I I was
945
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,920
purposely looking at her and and
she just walked by without
946
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,160
saying anything.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
947
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,000
And then this older guy, we just
came out of the bashes entry
948
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
with this cart pushing, you
know, probably seven years
949
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,200
later, she's like, good
afternoon.
950
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,800
I'm like, good afternoon to you,
Sir.
951
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,880
And he just got this big fucking
grin on his face.
952
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,680
I love that.
Because I responded.
953
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,800
To him, you know, I love those
interactions, man.
954
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,600
I really do.
You know, people think I'm
955
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,240
bullshitting, but I, I'm not.
I I genuinely like the human to
956
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,840
human interaction, especially
with somebody I don't know.
957
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,040
Yeah, it's not hard.
And when you see that genuine
958
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,200
smile on their face, like you
made that guy's day.
959
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,680
Yeah.
He didn't say shit to him, No.
960
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,680
Yeah, right.
And it, and it works both ways
961
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,680
because then I get that
endorphin rush, that dopamine,
962
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,840
Hey, that guy was cool.
You know, it's like, hey, how
963
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,760
you doing?
You know, it's like, I had a
964
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,520
call from a realtor who's
listing a house a couple doors
965
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,440
down from my last listing in the
neighborhood that closed.
966
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,120
And then my first thing in my
mouth, I was like, so you're,
967
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,520
you're telling me one of my
neighbors is listing the house
968
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,520
without me and you want my
advice?
969
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,480
And she's laughing.
And so part of it was like, I'm
970
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,320
serious, that's fucked up.
Like, you know, I was like, oh,
971
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,960
and she's like, well, does it,
will it help if if I help them
972
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,440
buy the house?
And so they loyal to me?
973
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,320
I said, yes, absolutely.
If they're loyal to you and you
974
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,080
help them purchase the house,
I'm fine with that.
975
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,320
So then we had a 20 minute
conversation about the house in
976
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,960
the neighborhood because she
doesn't live in the neighbor, so
977
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,880
she doesn't understand it.
Then I kind of realized, I
978
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,360
realized who it was.
And I understand why he had to
979
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,000
leave to begin with, why he
turned around and rented it out.
980
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,960
Because there was this Karen
living next to him that, you
981
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,720
know, squashed his dreams of
building a baseball field in his
982
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,960
backyard, which the lady was
pissed about the lights.
983
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,560
It's a horse community.
A lot of people have arena
984
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,200
lights.
So his baseball lights wouldn't
985
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,080
have been any brighter than
arena lights.
986
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,600
So it was total BS that this
lady's, you know, kept calling
987
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,360
the city on him and getting him,
getting his dream squashed like
988
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,960
a bug.
But so I know the house she's
989
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,880
talking about and kind of give
her my insight and stuff.
990
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,240
But that was cool because, you
know, normally I wouldn't, I
991
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,360
wouldn't help the competition.
But in that scenario, because
992
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,160
she was the one that helped them
buy.
993
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,200
And I'm like, yeah, I'll give
you some insight.
994
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,320
Why not?
And you're throwing the karma
995
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,800
back out in the universe, man.
Right, which which is good
996
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,600
because she was going to over
price the house and I'm like,
997
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,760
you don't want to do that.
So, you know, and there's that.
998
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,280
Who else do we got to talk about
that we haven't talked about?
999
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,040
I was trying to think of Sesame
Street, but there's there's
1000
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,920
nobody hot on Sesame Street.
Oh no.
1001
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,240
Maybe that show too close for
comfort.
1002
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,360
Was their daughters on that
show?
1003
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,120
Yeah, you just brought me back
to another show.
1004
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,760
So yeah, there was the brunette
and the blonde.
1005
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,520
I don't remember their names,
but yeah, they were both hot.
1006
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,160
That's why Dad was always
freaking out.
1007
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,200
Ted Knight 00.
Oh, you know what?
1008
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,000
This is going to blow your mind
when we pull this up.
1009
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,000
OK.
And and it just blew my mind
1010
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,800
right now because I think the
chick, the brunette.
1011
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Hold on, Warriors.
Warriors come out and play.
1012
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,760
Yay.
Oh, yeah, This chick.
1013
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,760
Yeah.
Hold on.
1014
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,760
I shared the wrong thing.
I shared the wrong, I showed the
1015
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,880
wrong one.
I was I in that one.
1016
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,240
I thought the brunette was
hotter.
1017
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,680
Yeah.
She played the Warriors.
1018
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,040
She was a warrior chick in the
movie The Warriors.
1019
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,480
You're right.
Yeah.
1020
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,760
And then yeah, the blonde, I, I
agree with you.
1021
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,800
The blonde was, Yeah, not not
the nothing for me.
1022
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,440
Oh, I watched a lot of that
show.
1023
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:32,000
Let's see, sometimes for comedic
value, sometimes for not so.
1024
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,720
So KUPD Homeburg this morning
sickness used to have this thing
1025
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,920
called pause and toss I.
Remember that.
1026
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,920
Remember.
That, Yeah.
1027
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,440
OK, so here's here's one.
This will this will be a good
1028
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,640
one for you.
I want to know which one of
1029
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,920
these you think is hotter.
Let's go.
1030
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,360
Open up.
Hold on.
1031
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:51,760
I got to grab it.
OK Oh come on, that's not what I
1032
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,400
want to just stupid thing.
I hate when you you click on
1033
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,160
something that takes you down a
rabbit hole you don't want to go
1034
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,200
down.
Stupid Internet.
1035
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,240
Just show me the picture.
Yeah, show them the fucking.
1036
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,640
Picture OK, this this is this is
funny.
1037
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,120
Which which one?
The blonde and brunette.
1038
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,120
He knows I don't have my glasses
on.
1039
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,960
This is Boo Some buddies.
This is Boo Some buddies.
1040
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,360
Remember Boo Some Buddies?
Tom Hanson, Peter Scolari.
1041
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:41,360
Their first sitcom they they
dressed as women to live in an
1042
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,200
all female apartment to save on
rent.
1043
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,040
Man, remember that?
That's taking me back.
1044
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,000
Yeah.
I would have never remembered it
1045
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,760
until you just pulled it up and
it all came.
1046
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,320
That one came flooding back,
too.
1047
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,720
Do you remember that?
Yeah, then again, that shit
1048
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,400
would fly more nowadays than
anything else.
1049
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,720
Oh for sure.
That'd be the number one show on
1050
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,400
probably NBC or ABC right now.
OK, what about Golden Girls?
1051
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,280
That's a good one.
Betty White.
1052
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,720
Rose.
Come on, man.
1053
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,680
Betty White's just she was this
shit.
1054
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,880
She, she'll, she'll, she should
be every guy's aspiration for
1055
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,360
what would make a great wife.
And any woman, right?
1056
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,200
Free spirit, likes to laugh.
Successful, great career.
1057
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,360
I mean, come on.
Betty White was the shit.
1058
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,520
Yeah, Cagney and Lacey.
It's a good one, 'cause I
1059
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,080
watched a lot of that as a kid.
Yeah.
1060
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,600
Oh, that's a tough one.
There were, there were things
1061
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,880
that were hot about both of
them.
1062
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,960
Yep.
I, I don't know, man, I'd I'd
1063
00:52:52,960 --> 00:53:00,480
have.
To oh OK WKRPWKRP Bailey or
1064
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:06,480
Jennifer.
I'm Bailey all day long.
1065
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,280
Yeah, that's where that was my
first instinct.
1066
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,720
So yeah, I got to go with her.
It's tough to kick some of these
1067
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,720
women to the curb, dude.
I don't know.
1068
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,200
I don't know.
Yeah, not designing.
1069
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,080
I had to sacrifice Christina
Applegate.
1070
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:30,640
That still hurts.
You did, you did, you did.
1071
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,880
Nobody's the chicks and square
pegs weren't hot.
1072
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,480
Oh, well, no, I mean Mary Lou
Renner was a taxi and then
1073
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,080
Latka's girlfriend, but Mary Lou
Renner was the one that stole
1074
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,480
that show for sure, not Mary Lou
Renner.
1075
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,200
Oh.
Henner.
1076
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,440
Mary Lou Renner was a Tom was a
gymnast.
1077
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,760
Henner, Mary Lou Henner, Mary
Lou Henner, Mary Lou Henner,
1078
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,960
Henner, HENER.
Yeah, she was great in that
1079
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,240
show.
Mash, she just had Hot Lips to
1080
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,480
choose from.
You know, you had you had dish
1081
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,320
some of the other female cast
members, but Hot Lips was the
1082
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,120
only one that was a mainstay.
Oh, what about Wonder Woman?
1083
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,200
There is the hottest woman on
earth, Lynda Carter.
1084
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
She remained hot her entire
life.
1085
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,920
OK.
Lynda Carter versus just the
1086
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,440
Bionic.
Lynda Carter's not dead.
1087
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,440
She's still hot.
I know.
1088
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,200
Lynda Carter versus Wonder Woman
versus Bionic Bionic Woman.
1089
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,720
Always Lynda Carter.
I've She's been one of my.
1090
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,880
I would go Bionic Woman.
I like that again, the brunette,
1091
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,920
the brunette Ash, even though
Leonard Carter's brunette, I'd
1092
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,760
still just she's brunette Wonder
Woman, Wonder Woman's high
1093
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,280
maintenance.
The bionic Woman.
1094
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,680
She's chill, you know, she's got
a, she's got a kind of like be
1095
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,960
undercover, you know?
She can't.
1096
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,640
Wonder Woman, the original
Wonder Woman's fucking hot man.
1097
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,800
I can't did.
You ever hear the joke about
1098
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,800
Wonder Woman?
Superman.
1099
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,560
The Invisible Man.
No, lay it on me.
1100
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,320
This would be great when you in
the show.
1101
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,640
So Superman's flying around, you
know, doing his thing, you know,
1102
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,840
clear blue sky scope and things
out, looking for bad guys and
1103
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,240
shit, right?
Nice New York, you know, we'll
1104
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,440
call it an autumn afternoon.
I just shook around.
1105
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,640
Skyscraper said he sees Wonder
Woman just laying there
1106
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,240
sunbathing, you know, butt ass
naked.
1107
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,880
She's laying her chase lounge
chair, you know, arms, arms
1108
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,000
behind her head, legs spread
wide, you know, just just eyes
1109
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,760
closed, just, you know, just
Wonder Woman just enjoying the
1110
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,360
sun.
Everything's getting tan.
1111
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,480
She feels the heat of the sun,
you know, on her, on her
1112
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,480
package.
Superman kind of spies.
1113
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,520
It kind of spies down a little
bit.
1114
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,360
He's like, yeah, Wonder Woman's
looking pretty hot.
1115
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,800
You know, it's like, I'm
Superman.
1116
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,480
I'm the Man of Steel.
You know, I could just zoom
1117
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,760
down.
There's a quick little 23 pumps
1118
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,040
and, and I'm out of dodge before
she realizes what hair, you
1119
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,400
know, I'm, I'm Superman, you
know, like, why not?
1120
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,640
Why not give this a shot?
So look around.
1121
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,840
Nobody's really up.
There's no planes and shit.
1122
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,840
So it's like I'm doing this.
So he's flies down and gets
1123
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,720
himself positioned just right in
the one room, just, you know, 10
1124
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,480
or five, you know, 5-10 pumps,
zooms away.
1125
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,520
You know, he's like, yeah, you
know, get satisfied.
1126
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,480
And now he's off doing his
thing, you know, And Wonder
1127
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:14,320
Woman never even knew the wiser.
All of a sudden, the screams.
1128
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,960
Wonder Woman leans back.
She's what's wrong.
1129
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,040
He's like, I feel like somebody
just fucked me in the ass.
1130
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,440
Wonder Woman was having sex with
the Invisible Man.
1131
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,880
I've actually heard that joke.
I just wanted you to tell our
1132
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,280
listeners that's a good one.
That's a good joke, that.
1133
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,720
Is with that with that boys and
girls is Chris and Mike show if
1134
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,480
you're feeling sad or depressed.
I don't know how you can feel
1135
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,440
sad or depressed after the
conversation we just had the day
1136
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,400
with all it'd be real lane of
all the memory lane of the
1137
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,920
females of the ages the the the
list.
1138
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,400
This will be a fun show to break
down with reels and stuff and
1139
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,720
have you know.
That's the silliness I needed in
1140
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,960
my day, so it worked out
perfect.
1141
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,600
Yeah, that was fun.
So, you know, don't do it.
1142
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,440
You know, don't, don't, don't
kill yourself.
1143
00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,720
Tomorrow's a better day with
you.
1144
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,240
And it don't leave a hole in
somebody's heart.
1145
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,000
Text 988.
Somebody's there waiting to talk
1146
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,880
to you, help talk you through
the, the, the chaos you're going
1147
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,520
through in your mind.
It's just not worth it, man.
1148
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,880
Tomorrow's always a better day.
Don't let the bad days win.
1149
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,160
Or register as a guest at
chrisandmikeshow.com and come on
1150
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,720
here and be silly with us and
you won't be depressed after
1151
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,680
that.
Yeah, again, you.
1152
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,920
All all we ask for a guest is to
be living and breathing.
1153
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,600
We talked about this before.
You can't be a zombie because it
1154
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,040
would be hard to get you on the
show and maintain a conversation
1155
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,080
with you because your brain is
dead.
1156
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,680
Other than that, it's just, you
know, bring it on like, you
1157
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,240
know, we love talking to people.
That's what this is about.
1158
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,440
It's it's there's no hidden,
hidden agenda.
1159
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,400
No, we're real.
We're real people.
1160
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,880
We want to talk to real people.
That's really about the only
1161
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,000
agenda.
Right.
1162
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,160
The only thing fake right now is
this is my my my blue eyes.
1163
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,680
My blue light glasses.
They're actually not
1164
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,600
subscription at all.
They're just blue light glasses
1165
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,960
to help the reflection of the
Mac, not hurt my eyes.
1166
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,680
Does it help?
It does help.
1167
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,640
I might have to look at that.
Yeah, it does help.
1168
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,720
So upcoming we have Vince Perry
coming back on the show.
1169
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,680
You remember him.
I do Awesome.
1170
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,440
Yeah, he.
He's scaled a yeah, he, he, he's
1171
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,440
scaled a mountain.
I saw that.
1172
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,760
That's why he's coming back on
because I'm like, dude, I want
1173
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,880
to talk about this.
So he's looking forward to that.
1174
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,920
He's our next episode.
That's going to be really cool
1175
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,280
to talk to somebody who's
actually scaled him out.
1176
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,320
Yes, yes.
Looking forward to that, holy
1177
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,280
shit.
Yes, yes.
1178
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,080
And I watched this.
I told you to watch this thing.
1179
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,600
I have this, I follow this thing
on Instagram of the last moments
1180
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,800
of people's lives.
The last one I saw, which is
1181
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,760
then I, I wanted to talk to him
about what he did.
1182
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,200
These people are going to
Everest.
1183
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,920
They're hiking down Everest
since somebody's got a camera,
1184
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,600
you know, GoPro and they're
walking, walking, walking.
1185
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,160
And like, you know, two groups
in front of them.
1186
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,000
This person just starts driving
me, sliding down the mountain.
1187
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,440
He's gone.
That's it.
1188
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,160
Yeah, bye.
See you.
1189
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,240
There are, what, hundreds or
thousands of dead people that
1190
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,440
were froze?
Yeah, there's not.
1191
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,160
There's nothing they can do and
they're still there.
1192
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,080
They'll be there forever.
Yeah, this guy, at least he got
1193
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,680
to slide down, you know, and
then watch himself.
1194
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,000
To be horrible, dude, just
horrible.
1195
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,240
It would be horrible and and as
and.
1196
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,440
That's why I'm looking forward
to this, because what makes
1197
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,480
somebody do something that I'm
not going to do right?
1198
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,320
That's another reason we do this
show.
1199
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,920
Fascinating.
Yeah, yeah, it's a life resume
1200
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,920
thing.
Absolutely.
1201
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Love life.
We love life resumes.
1202
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,760
Until next time.
I'm Chris.
1203
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,840
He's Mike.
Nothing but love.
1204
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,440
Peace.
Love you brother.
1205
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,960
See you.
Love you too man Peace.
00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,600
Yeah, yeah, Welcome to the Chris
and Mike Show.
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I'm Chris.
He's Mike.
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And a portion of this show is
being brought to you by
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Riverside FM, the one and only
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Remember, we're live on Twitch,
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on our website at
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chrisandmikeshow.com.
And look, Scooby Dooby Doo,
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where are you?
Right on the mystery.
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Boss, this is a Scooby Dooby Doo
Mystery Machine Pez dispenser.
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That's awesome.
I don't know why I just, I
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opened my desk drawer and I'm
like, Oh yeah, Scooby-doo,
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Scooby-doo.
We do.
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That was one of my favorite
cartoons, buddy.
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Right.
Oh yeah, nutritionally it's 20
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calories per Pez dispenser
serving.
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Pez dispenser is 20 calories.
It has 0% fat when the hard
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believe it's all candy.
There's no fat and candy.
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Oh well, well.
It's all sugar.
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It's going to turn to fat.
It's all it's all sugar, but
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there they are now here's here's
so everybody as a as a, you
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know, everybody grew up on
scooby-doo for the most part.
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So who's hotter, Thelma or
Daphne I?
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Was always a Daphne guy, really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was too.
I was too.
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I don't.
I don't think many people
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thought Thelma was hot.
Except the cast.
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Except the cast.
On, on, on, on.
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What was it?
Oh hell, the show.
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The really, really smart show.
Big Bang Theory.
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Yes, they probably all would
have done after Thelma.
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Nothing wrong with Thelma, I was
just a Daphne guy, no?
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Nothing wrong with Thelma.
That's awesome though, I like
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that.
Except, except I think she would
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get into the science of sex
instead of enjoying the moment.
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She might be a freak.
You know, I would think that I
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would think kind of like like
Marion or Ginger, right?
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See, now there I was, always a
Marianne guy.
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See I agree with that.
I never thought ginger was hot.
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We've never discussed this
either.
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This is a first time
conversation, right, right.
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I just I I always thought
Marianne was a lot more harder
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because she was that farm girl,
you know, willing to kind of a
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tomboy type thing, which is
which is why I was attracted to
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Nikki because she wasn't this
over the top, you know, high
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maintenance chick.
She was just this laid back,
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chill brunette.
That was but one.
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Thing that I always appreciated
about her is she has natural
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beauty so she doesn't have to
take 100 lbs of makeup on and
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then when you wake up in the
morning you go, oh, who was
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that, you know?
Right, right.
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You're talking about, you're
talking about Nikki, you're
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talking about Nikki, right?
Yeah, OK.
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Of course.
I would gravitate.
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I would gravitate towards the
same kind of girl who doesn't
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have to put one face on in the
morning and take it off at
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night.
Right.
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Gotcha.
Yeah.
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Not that there's anything wrong
with that.
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There's different strokes,
right?
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No, but but the question then
becomes when did you wake up
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with Nikki with not makeup on?
But I'm both.
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Somehow I knew you were going
there.
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Well, if I was smarter with it,
I would have.
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Oh.
Damn.
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It.
It let you down at your time of
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need.
Battery died.
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OK, so so we know from Daphne
and Velma it would be no?
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That makes you and I enigmas
100% because we like the hot
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chick and Scooby-doo and we like
not the nerdy girl, but we like
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like the girl next door for
Gilligan's Island.
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Yeah, yeah.
So we got we got Daphne and
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scooby-doo.
We got we got Marianne and
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Gilligan's Island, OK, Laverne
and Shirley because while we're
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on this path in my hands was to
explore Laverne or Shirley.
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Oh man, right.
Because you know Laverne, you
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know, you knew Laverne was going
to put out.
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She made that crystal clear.
Like she was putting out
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where's, where's?
Where's my head?
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Yeah, yeah.
Where?
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Surely you had to work for it,
right?
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She was approved because Carmine
was frustrated all the time.
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All the time, right?
I like the ones you got to work
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for though.
And Laverne wanted to, you know,
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Vodio dough, white roso, Vodio
dough.
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00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,440
Wilmer or Betty?
Wilmer or Betty?
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OK, good.
That's good, though.
87
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Wilmer or Betty.
I'm going to say Wilmer or
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Betty.
I'm going to say Betty because I
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don't want to be something that
Fred's already been in.
90
00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,320
Fred, Fred.
Fred looks to me like he'd be
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sloppy, you know?
Betty seemed like a freak.
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Yeah, yeah.
Her and Barty were always having
93
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a good time.
Right.
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Always.
Always.
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Absolutely.
So yeah.
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OK, So what else?
OK, what about?
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OK, so now we're going to go
black and white era.
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00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,600
We're going to go Lucy or Ethel.
Lucy or Ethel?
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00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,720
Oh, Lucy 100% yeah.
Like, yeah, yeah, like redheads.
100
00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,680
Yeah, Exoticy Lucy.
Lucy.
101
00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,640
Yeah, Ethel just.
I mean, she's cool, but I don't
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think so.
The Jefferson's.
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00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,080
Well, OK, go ahead.
What?
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What?
Go to the cast of Friends.
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00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:07,760
Cast of friends just Monica or
what was what was what was
106
00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,560
Jennifer's Aniston's character
Rachel, Rachel, Monica or
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00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,880
Rachel?
Rachel 1,000,000% That's why I
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wanted you to go there.
To me, she's one of the hottest
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women on earth.
Yeah, she's aging very well.
110
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And if she's having work done,
you can't tell because she makes
111
00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,000
sure that you can't tell.
Agreed.
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00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,080
She's either aging really well
or she's having someone help.
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00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,200
Maybe she's both, you know, who
knows, but she's very, very
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00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,920
attractive at her age.
Yeah, agreed.
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00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,280
What else we got?
OK, OK.
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00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,800
Brady Bunch, Marsha, Jan or
Cindy?
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00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,360
Oh, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha
Marsha.
118
00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,480
Yeah.
Yeah, but see, Jan was a psycho.
119
00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,760
So I think Jan would kind of,
she would have been a freak up.
120
00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,800
She would.
She'd be a freak in the sheets,
121
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,480
as they call it, you know?
But she might want to go like
122
00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,520
that one step further where she
wants to tie you up and you
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know.
There's nothing wrong with that,
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you know, and you know it's, you
know it's.
125
00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,280
It's on the situation.
This is true.
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00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,040
This is true.
But you know, there's nothing
127
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,400
wrong with, you know, the Dom
sub flipping every now and then
128
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just to kind of, you know, I've
been.
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00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,720
In some situations my friend,
where?
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We've talked about that.
Fucking yeah.
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Yeah, it would.
It would scare hardened men.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know We had this conversation
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before, you know, when we let,
when we wrapped up up with Matt
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Farrell, the other show we did,
Nikki was like, what the heck
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were you guys talking about?
Because we're laughing all the
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time.
Well, because we we reference
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the sex swing we're talking
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juice.
You know, you know, I saw this
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thing because you know, the all
the social media stuff follows
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what you do, right?
And and the different things you
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click on.
So for the hell of it, one time
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I typed in sex toys because I
wanted to see if social media
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would follow that.
Well, back then it didn't right?
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But team who came out a while
ago, which is where our buddy
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Matt the comedian.
If you're not, you don't want to
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Matt go Matt Farrell comedian.
You'll find all this stuff team
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who now is into this into the
adult sex store in the adult
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game It which is a trip when I
had the right, but it's Timu.
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So as Matt pointed out, you
know, you spend $1500 on team
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and the first thing you get is,
is a is a, you know, 68 piece
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ratchet set that you couldn't
even repair your glasses.
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With it fits in your back
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So, so the Timu thing, see if
you follow this, OK, they have,
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they have this, this, I don't
know what you want to call it,
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but it's it's attached to the
wall, OK?
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It's like an alien tongue and it
kind of comes down like this.
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For those of you that aren't
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to explain it, but it comes down
with a curve and comes up a
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little spike apparently.
It would be like a slide on a
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bed for a child's bed only
attached to the wall.
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Kind of.
That's what you just described,
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right?
And it's for the woman to back
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up into.
But I've seen this.
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I I was like, it's called, it's
called creature cock.
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Plug your ears, Mama Kay.
Yeah, there's no.
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Creature cock.
There's I was like, really?
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If I haven't done it, I've seen
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Who, who, who, who?
Who has a fantasy of getting
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railed by an alien creature?
They're out there, buddy.
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I I just just both my mind, I
can't imagine wake up one day.
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You know what, honey?
I had this dream last night and
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this alien came and he probed me
and he had this really massive
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creature cock that went like
this.
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I'm like, babe, I can't help you
there, but let's go to a store.
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Maybe, just maybe, we can find
something that can appease that
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need.
Because it was because.
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Now I'm waiting now.
And it's right.
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So so now I get these things.
I saw this one video.
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Shit you not, it was funny on
Instagram.
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Maybe it was TikTok because I
was posting our stuff on TikTok.
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It had like 7 vibrators on a
table that was slanted a little
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bit.
They were all on.
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It was a race.
It was a vibrator race to see
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which vibrator we get down the
fastest.
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And I didn't, I didn't watch it
long enough because I was just
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like, OK, yeah, that's, I'm not
watching that.
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But it was, you know, it was
quite comical that that somebody
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in their right mind wanted,
wanted to, to, to pit vibrator
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against vibrator, six or seven
of them to see which one would
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vibrate fastest down this thing
kind of like Pinewood Derby, but
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with vibrators.
So put that in your head, boys
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and girls, if you're a Boy Scout
at any time in your life, Oh,
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Pinewood Derby with, with
vibrators.
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Steele and I were the kings of
the Pinewood Derby, right?
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Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he was a he was a good car
builder for sure.
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I could see that.
Go ahead.
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I could see that.
OK, so we got one of the shows
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with women on there.
Oh, OK, so well, the Munsters,
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right?
Marilyn and Lily.
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Man, you know, I just recently
started watching reruns of The
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Monsters again because the town
at a time where I'm making
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dinner or whatever.
OK, OK.
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And I, I started thinking about
this because I automatically
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want to say that I was a
Maryland guy when I was growing
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up as a kid, You know, she was
hot.
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But man, the more I look at
Lily, there's something about
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her.
No, no.
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So OK.
Oh, here's a good one.
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Married with children, Peg.
Or, or the lesbian that was
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married to the neighbor.
Oh, Peg.
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For sure.
Yeah, OK.
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Yeah.
She's in.
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She was in.
You're talking Marcy, right?
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Yeah, Marcy.
Yeah, Peg or Marcy.
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Yeah, Peg for.
Sure.
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See I I would go for Marcy
because Marcy again, you know
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not to be weird, more that the
tomboyish like kick it down a
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notch.
I can see Peg putting on makeup
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with a Weber power painter.
You know for sure and.
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And it's just.
I'm not sure what it I I'm with
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you.
I'm just not sure what it is
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about her, that maybe it's
because she's a redhead.
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I don't know.
And she maybe, maybe got a
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redhead thing.
She has that voluptuous body
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that you know, I'm, I'm not a a
real skinny chick kind.
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Of I'm not a real skinny chick
either, but I I to me that that
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and what it is, it's a
maintenance thing.
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Like if you look at a chick that
that you you know, is high
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maintenance, I just don't find
those appealing.
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And Nikki was never a high
maintenance.
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A million percent, I agree with
you.
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There And I think that I think
that is more appealing than the
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high maintenance, you know.
But Peg couldn't have been too
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high maintenance because she
lived with a shoe salesman.
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She did, but remember, she was
always taking his money.
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She was.
Yeah.
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Now, Now.
OK.
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Now you get.
Now OK.
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Real quick.
What?
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Yeah, I got a Did you send me
the Ed O'Neill thing?
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No.
OK.
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Oh, yeah.
Football.
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Yeah.
Did you play for that thing?
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Yeah.
He played for the Steelers.
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Where he cheap shot of Roger
Staubach.
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Yes, if you didn't tell that
story real quick.
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So, so Ed O'Neill the the the
dad.
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I love so much more than I saw
that clip.
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Right, He, he played for the
Steelers and at some point in
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time I, I don't, I don't
remember the exact what it what
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it was, but he, he.
It was when he was in college.
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Yeah, him and.
Staubach were in college, OK,
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And he said he got tired of
chasing him around.
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He couldn't catch him, so he
chased him like 5 yards out of
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bounds and just nailed him.
Yeah, he said it was out of
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sheer frustration.
But I just to hear him tell that
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story all these years later and
the smile that he got on his
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face, you know, he knew he's
like, it was a cheap shot, I'm
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going to admit, but I just got
tired of chasing him around the
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field all day.
Well, and what what was cool
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about that was on Married with
Children, he relives his high
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school glory days as a football
player in the entire series, of
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course, so I.
Never would so much more sense
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now.
Right.
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I never would have guessed he
would have been as a Pittsburgh
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Steeler.
That just blew my mind, which is
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why I sent it to you.
I was like, holy shit, that was
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a Pittsburgh Steeler.
That story.
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Was great man.
Yeah, now Marcy or Kelly because
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you can't do keg Peg or Marcy or
Peg or Kelly because that would
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be weird.
Because they're mother and
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daughter.
Yeah, that's a taboo thing, man.
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I've always.
I mean, I grew up in the same
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area you did, Christina.
Applegate was just hot.
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Yeah.
Come on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, here's OK.
So different.
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Still love in those days.
Yeah, different, but the same.
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Christina Abacate or Alicia
Silverstone.
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Oh fuck.
This section of the podcast is
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brought to you by Riverside FM
as Mike buys himself some time
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to Damn Dude.
Right, right.
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How about both?
No, you got to pick one because
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then the, then, then the next
one.
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I'm the winner of this one.
I'm going to add somebody else
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to it.
So Alicia Silverstone or
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Christina Applegate.
I'm so sorry.
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Christina, Alicia.
OK.
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So Alicia Silverstone now Alicia
Silverstone versus Nicole
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Eggert.
Oh, Jesus.
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Now, Nicole Eggert, back in the
day, the the Co Eggert was in a
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movie with Corey Haim called
Yeah, it's it's hard to find
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out.
It's called Blown Away.
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OK, and it came around came out
of our same time Tommy Lee Jones
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and Brad Pitt's movie blown away
came.
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So it was kind of a weird
dynamic.
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They're on TV at the same time
on a movie channel same time,
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but Corey Haim and Nicole Eggert
were dating at the time and
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Corey Haim is his argue that he
was my age.
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I don't so which means he's five
years older than you or whatever
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and say it was the Co Eggert.
So they're my age.
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So as I was growing up, as you
know, 1819 or whatever, this
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movie came out like I was the
same age as them.
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So it's not creepy, but Nicole
Eggert just fuck.
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This just was so hot.
So I have those three.
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I would agree from from from
Applegate to to Silverstone.
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I would agree with the
Silverstone.
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It's really hard to kick
Christine Applegate to the
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curve.
But Silverstone and and and and
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and Eggert for that time it
would be.
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Sorry to OH for that time.
For that time would be eggert
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for me, yeah.
Because if you see Eggert now,
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Eggert now is like, yeah, I'm
sorry, you've aged really bad.
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It didn't work out at all.
No, and then and then she got
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she got freaky, man, because she
was claiming all this bullshit
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with with Scott Baio and Charles
in charge, like, you know,
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diddling, raping and shit.
I'm like, come on.
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It's just it's kind of like the
how how Corey Feldman now is
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coming out and saying that that
Corey Haim molested him.
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He's like shut the fuck up.
Corey Feldman, like you, you
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guys were like best friends your
childhood.
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You did.
He's coming out now saying that
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shit.
Look man, in the last.
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Month he's I believe you his.
Mom, just his mom destroyed him.
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Corey Haim's mom destroyed him
when he started dropping this
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shit.
Corey Feldman needs to be
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relevant.
He's not relevant unless he's
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talking.
And when Charlie Sheen's thing
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came out but you.
Can't just make shit up.
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Not while he did with the
Charlie Sheen thing, because
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Charlie Sheen fucking destroyed
that accusation.
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Which is why I think then Feldon
flipped and said it was Haim
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that molested me.
It wasn't Charlie Moleston,
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Haim.
It's just.
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So now he picks on someone who
can't defend themselves?
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Yes.
Right.
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He was his best friend, like his
entire acting life.
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And his biggest?
Cheerleader, when he was being
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actually, whatever was done to
him, I wasn't there.
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We weren't there.
We don't know, but we're pretty
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sure he got fucked up, which is
why he's psychotic today.
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But you can't just tell lies.
Man, no.
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No, you can't.
So let's go back to the women's
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side of life, OK?
Who else we got that we can
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think of here?
It has nothing to do with the
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chick.
I wouldn't do her.
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But remember that Cheech and
Chong Willy where the chick was
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snorting Ajax. 100%.
Yeah, Only when I said is there
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my picture of me and me and me
and Chong on my wall over there,
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I was like, Oh, yeah.
Those movies are tattooed in my
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head.
Scott Scott and I watched those
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movies like 100 * a piece.
Just him and I alone.
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Did we were into those movies so
much when we were growing up
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that the VHS tape was wearing
out?
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Yeah, when we marched it.
Yeah, yeah, there'll be nothing
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to rent a video story.
Grab Cheech and Chong.
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I just told the story at work
the other day.
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I wore out three cassette tapes
of Aerosmith's Get Your Wings,
360
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,880
and the guy I was talking to
obviously knew what I was
361
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,520
talking about.
Yeah, but the person within
362
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,600
earshot of us was like, 20 years
old.
363
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,680
And they're like, what's a
cassette tape?
364
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,760
What?
Get out of here.
365
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,560
That's crazy.
All right.
366
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,080
Who else?
Who else?
367
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,800
Who else?
Oh, let's go.
368
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,800
Let's go, musicians.
Let's go some musicians.
369
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:33,120
Yeah, there you go.
OK, OK, OK.
370
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,320
Anne or Nancy Wilson.
Nancy.
371
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,200
Nancy's a blonde, right?
Yep.
372
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,040
Yeah, I would agree with that.
I never thought Anne was.
373
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,400
I never thought.
I never thought anyone was
374
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,960
attractive.
I thought you was attractive.
375
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:54,360
I just Nancy just seems like a
more my speed.
376
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,080
Yeah, she's married to Cameron
Crowe.
377
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,520
That's awesome.
Yeah, which is why you have
378
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,360
Heart doing a lot of the
soundtracks for the movies that
379
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,920
he's done, which is kind of
cool.
380
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,080
Love Boat, Julie.
Oh, here you go.
381
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:13,840
Julie on The Love Boat versus
Let's see, there was no chick on
382
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,520
Fantasy Island.
OK, Julie on The Love Boat
383
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:22,560
versus Carol Brady.
Oh, Julie for sure.
384
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,880
OK, OK, because she was so cute.
Well, they were both coke
385
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,400
friends though.
Yeah.
386
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,360
You know, they both had their
dabbling with Coke so.
387
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,440
Carol, Fuck Greg.
This is true.
388
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,280
This is true.
That's really true.
389
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,600
Well, yeah, She wouldn't fuck
Dad because Dad didn't like
390
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,720
girls.
Come to find out.
391
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,960
Well.
Oh, that show took a turn after
392
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,240
everybody found that out.
Right, here you go.
393
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,080
In their prime, go to Ford or
Joan Jett.
394
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,280
Fuck.
Well, Joan Jett's a lesbian if
395
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,120
they but I would, but I would I
would say Joan Jett because
396
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,800
because again, well, I I'd say
Joan Jett.
397
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,120
I think way to Ford.
Yeah, I think well Lita, they
398
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,680
were both in run in the
runaways.
399
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,600
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Their prime, yeah, I would say I
400
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,840
think even Joan Jett now,
because Joan Jets aged nicer age
401
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,840
than.
Lita.
402
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,880
Lita didn't age very well.
Lita looks like she's been rode
403
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,360
hard and put away wet.
She was in. 20 years horribly
404
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,320
abusive relationship for oh was
she?
405
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,160
Yeah.
Oh, why did I take that back?
406
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,160
Sorry, Lita, I didn't realize
that that would explain that's
407
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,360
what that would explain the the,
the weather.
408
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,640
Look, she was at the rest to the
Max for many, many years,
409
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,680
unfortunately, trying to, you
know, raise her family and,
410
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,880
yeah, wish her 100% success.
Now, she's been out touring for
411
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,680
a long time and got away from
that dude.
412
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,640
And I can't remember her name or
I would tell you, but her new
413
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,440
band kicks ass.
And yeah, he doesn't deserve any
414
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,200
kind of airwaves anyway, so go
later.
415
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:03,080
Yeah, good for her.
Oh, I'm going to do these two
416
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,240
'cause they're only the ones I
can think of.
417
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,320
Rihanna or Whitney Houston.
Whitney Houston before Bobby
418
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,480
Brown destroyed her.
Whitney Houston because she was
419
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,320
a natural beauty, in my opinion.
Yes, I thank you.
420
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,360
She was like she didn't need.
Me, I think if you, I think if
421
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,240
you saw the real Rihanna.
Rihanna what?
422
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,440
However, you're saying Rihanna,
Rihanna.
423
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:26,320
Like I think if you if you saw
the real Rihanna, she's not
424
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400
ugly, but she doesn't look like
that, right?
425
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,240
No.
And, and and and.
426
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,480
Rihanna's got a big booty.
She's got Jlo booty which I'm
427
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,640
not a big fan of.
Big booties.
428
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,600
Well, I like big booties.
That's where we're going to
429
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,600
crop.
That's where we're going the
430
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,280
other way.
That's that's a fork in the
431
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,760
road, buddy.
That's always OK.
432
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,400
That's OK.
We prove to the world it's OK to
433
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,320
disagree.
It is OK.
434
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,840
It is OK.
It's absolutely OK.
435
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,160
I don't hate you.
I love you, man.
436
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:48,640
You're my brother.
I.
437
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,520
Know.
My brother.
438
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,880
Man, I'm providing Comic Relief.
Say happy days, it's it's Missus
439
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,760
Cunningham and Joni.
That's the only one you can
440
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:04,080
really go after.
You know, it's a weird, it's a
441
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,840
weird, it's a weird one.
But I mean really, because
442
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,040
there's, there's Fonzie had too
many women in it.
443
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,200
So you can't really compare 1 of
Fonzie's chicks because you
444
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,360
don't remember, right?
Hot.
445
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,160
Now what?
What was what was fun and seeing
446
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,640
happy dates would not work in
today's world just because of
447
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,440
the the sexuality of it.
There was these outtakes and
448
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,040
stuff.
I saw this thing years ago.
449
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,240
You may have seen it too, that,
that they'd be shooting shit
450
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,280
and, and, and Fonzie Henry
Winkle would just walk up to
451
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,560
Marion Ross, which is Missus
Cunningham, and just fucking
452
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,600
start making out with her, like
just, you know, in the middle of
453
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,480
shooting something.
And everybody was fine with it.
454
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,920
You know, you do that shit now.
It's like, he touched me.
455
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:44,720
He kissed.
Me.
456
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,600
Oh yeah.
You know you're part of the me.
457
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,760
Too movement.
Right, but that whole show is
458
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,800
wrapped around sexual innuendo,
you know?
459
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,040
I mean, how many episodes was
Richie trying to get laid?
460
00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,160
I think as a whole, we've just
become, we went too far the, you
461
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,880
know, like the needle moved too
far the other way, right.
462
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:07,360
Yeah.
So maybe during that time, and I
463
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,240
hate to use this as an example,
because it was satire and it
464
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,200
broke Carol O'Connor's heart
that people didn't take it the
465
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,840
right way, but Archie Bunker was
supposed to be made fun of.
466
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,960
He wasn't supposed to be revered
as a hero.
467
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,280
No, you know he wasn't.
Yeah.
468
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,280
And so many people revered
Archie as a hero as that's the
469
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,280
right way, you know, that broke
his heart.
470
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:31,480
I watched a documentary on him
and he clearly said it.
471
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,960
Those were his own words, yeah.
But he didn't want to be
472
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,680
remembered that way.
I think that we've gone too far
473
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,360
the other way, where you could
never make a show like All in
474
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,520
the Family now.
And that breaks my heart, right?
475
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,040
No, no.
I should be able to say
476
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,440
something that is, you know,
Matt would agree with this Matt
477
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,040
Farrell comedian, right?
Yeah.
478
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,240
You should be able to say
something for comedic value.
479
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,440
And the other person should know
that you don't mean anything
480
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,880
nefarious by it.
Right.
481
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,920
Right.
Yes.
482
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,520
Like, but if out of if out of
frustration back in the band
483
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,720
days, somebody said, you know,
what?
484
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:12,400
Are you fucking retarded?
Nobody thought that anybody was
485
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,760
saying that anybody was not
mentally capable of doing
486
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,680
anything.
And none of the four of us would
487
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,960
have ever said that to anybody
who couldn't defend themselves,
488
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,960
right?
But if you say that shit now, 10
489
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,000
heads look at you and go, you
can't say that.
490
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,920
And then one person being me
says I just did, and I used it
491
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,800
the way it was intended because
I know how to use the English
492
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,960
language.
And then they all dispersed,
493
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,120
because now they're in a
conversation they can't win.
494
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,080
Right.
You know.
495
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,440
We should be able to have these
intellectual conversations,
496
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,200
right?
I agree.
497
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,080
I'm buying you time to think of
more women.
498
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,560
I got 1/8 is enough.
Remember the show?
499
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,240
Remember the show 8 is enough.
Oh, I watched that religiously.
500
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:53,840
I.
Love.
501
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,680
That show me too.
So did my mom.
502
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,520
I don't remember the name of the
daughters.
503
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,320
Unfortunately, Google Machine it
real quick.
504
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,080
Yeah, Google Machine.
OK, so we're going to find out
505
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,720
what the name and Mama K right
now Chris is going.
506
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:16,640
They were this, this, this.
She loved that show too, which
507
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,640
is where I got my love for it.
I watched it on reruns just like
508
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,000
you did.
Yeah.
509
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,920
Or shit, who knows?
You have to look up the years.
510
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,680
Then we might have watched it
live. 1977 Did I watch this shit
511
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,200
live?
Yep, me too.
512
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:39,560
Then that was 4 when it started.
Come back here, man.
513
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,840
What's it doing?
It's.
514
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,280
Do they show a picture of the
cast?
515
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,600
Oh, it's being, it's being
weird.
516
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,680
The the thing's being weird on
my end.
517
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,520
I'm trying to get to share the
screen and it's it's being wacky
518
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,800
screen.
This is who's who is alive and
519
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,200
ate is enough but I'm not I
don't care about who's alive.
520
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,240
I don't remember the names, but
that's the redhead.
521
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,560
I don't either.
I want to say Nancy, Mary.
522
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,080
Oh, here we go.
OK, so Abby Bradford, she was
523
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,920
hot.
Dude, she aged.
524
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,240
Bad.
Yeah, 100%.
525
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,360
Tommy got all religified.
Lori.
526
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,800
Lori.
Joni Bradford.
527
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,800
Come on, open up.
Well, Johnny, there's.
528
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,080
Well, she didn't age very well.
She aged kind of scary.
529
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,000
Nancy.
Yeah, Yeah.
530
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,440
I would do things to her.
That my in there.
531
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,920
Susan.
Yeah.
532
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,720
I Yeah.
Good thing Nick is not home yet.
533
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,320
So what are you talking about?
And let's wait.
534
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,800
What else?
See, I'd grab those pigtails.
535
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,560
I'd grab those pigtails and have
some fun.
536
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,040
Yeah.
She she grew.
537
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,160
She grew.
She grew up.
538
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,840
She aged nice.
Look, She, Yeah, she aged nice.
539
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,680
Absolutely.
So that was all the women,
540
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,960
right?
Yep.
541
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,680
Yep.
Yeah.
542
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,960
So, so I would be.
I would.
543
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,120
I would, I would.
Yeah.
544
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,200
I'd have to take.
I'd take, I'd take Elizabeth and
545
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:12,600
and Nancy together for $500.
What's Alex?
546
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,560
Alex.
Just turn it into a Jeopardy
547
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,000
question.
It's the Daily Double.
548
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,480
It's the Daily Double.
OK, what else we got?
549
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:31,520
I'm thinking man.
We've recovered, we've covered
550
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,320
Laverne and Shirley.
Happy days.
551
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:41,360
OK, every boy in the world our
age had this poster on their
552
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,240
wall.
So pit Farrah Fawcett.
553
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,480
Fawcett.
Yep, Farrah Fawcett.
554
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,840
There you go.
That's a great.
555
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,400
Because that was the same era.
Good job.
556
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,080
Right.
Thank you, Farrah.
557
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,280
Fawcett And that's a tough one,
dude, because Bo Derrick was so
558
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,120
hot.
Right, right.
559
00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,320
And she became famous in that
movie with Dudley Moore.
560
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:05,160
I forget what 10 the movie was
called 10 because she was a 10
561
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,040
in the movie.
So yeah, Farrah Fawcett and Bo
562
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,880
Derrick now Farrah Fawcett was
was was dating and married to
563
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,840
Lee Majors at the time.
I don't have to dating or not,
564
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,680
but married or not.
But the poster Mike referring to
565
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,800
little bit of nipple.
It was cold.
566
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,080
Yeah.
She was wearing swimming suit.
567
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,280
My adopted Pop, I call him Rick.
He had it.
568
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,440
And and I used to take care of
their house when they'd go on
569
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,760
vacation and shit.
And he had a picture of Farrah
570
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,760
Fawcett on the closet wall.
And it was that picture.
571
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,520
It was that poster.
One of my best friends had it on
572
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,360
his wall.
Yeah, yeah.
573
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,600
What about?
Well, no, Nicole Eggert wasn't
574
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,720
Baywatch.
I was going to say the Baywatch
575
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,840
babe, Pamela Anderson and and
and Nicole Eggert, but we had to
576
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,000
talk to Nicole Eggert.
Yeah, yeah.
577
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,680
That era of Nicole Eggert, I
couldn't agree with you more,
578
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,240
man.
She, just like she glowed.
579
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,680
She did, yeah.
She wasn't just beautiful, she
580
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,640
had like a gold Halo around her,
gold horror around her.
581
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,560
She was just beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
582
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,360
And played the part so well in
everything that she did too.
583
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,040
Yeah, I'm going to tell Nikki to
stop.
584
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:16,800
Hold on.
OK, OK.
585
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,080
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587
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00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,800
It and and, and, and if, if
you've been a guest, we'll go
589
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,000
back and review you as well
because that's what we do We, we
590
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,920
hope you, you help us
absolutely.
591
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,080
I've gotten a lot of compliments
lately on liking everybody's
592
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,280
stuff.
I was like, that's what we.
593
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,560
Do yeah, so Nikki and I switched
vehicles today.
594
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,960
So I, I took the Jag.
So she needed the oil change and
595
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,640
she took my truck and and she's
pulling up.
596
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,040
I'm like, oh, oh, I can't let
her pull into the garage.
597
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,840
Not that it's a bad thing, but I
you know.
598
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,560
Yeah.
OK you know Nikki's 52 like 115
599
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,920
lbs getting in out of this 4
inch lifted truck.
600
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,680
It's, you know, makes her hot as
fuck because she's in a truck
601
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,040
and who doesn't like chicks on
her truck?
602
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,120
You know, my son this year she's
she's at.
603
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,200
But much.
Yeah, guys, Yeah.
604
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,480
You want chicks and trucks.
And I literally mean this time
605
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,800
gay guys.
They don't care much about
606
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,840
chicks and trucks.
No, they don't.
607
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,800
Oh, OK.
So he's not gay.
608
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,400
I don't know why I thought that,
but I want to talk about this
609
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,440
earlier.
So the Grammys were Sunday.
610
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,200
Did you watch any of that?
Did you watch any of that?
611
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,440
I didn't either.
I was a little disappointed they
612
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,600
used Post Malone in the tribute
to Ozzy because of all the
613
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,640
singers, of all the people that
Ozzy's touched over the years, I
614
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,920
would much rather have had had
seen Youngblood doing the
615
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:54,520
tribute to to Ozzy because.
I still have not seen this, but
616
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,960
one of my friends at work told
me that I would enjoy it.
617
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,680
So did he.
Did you watch it?
618
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,720
I watched.
I watched enough of it to know I
619
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,160
didn't like it.
All right, I'll have to watch
620
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,920
it.
I just to, to me, to me, I don't
621
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,520
doubt that Ozzy had some kind of
impact on virtually everybody
622
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,080
that was on the stage paying
tribute to him.
623
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,360
Of course he did.
But there are so many other
624
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,720
vocalists that could have done.
I don't want to say better
625
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,680
because it's people love Post
Malone.
626
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,680
I like Post Malone for what he
is, but I don't Post Malone to
627
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,280
me shouldn't be standing in in a
cover of and and a tribute to
628
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,320
Ozzy.
I would have rather seen
629
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,680
Youngblood.
Young blood is young blood
630
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,240
because Sharon and Ozzy embraced
him and basically made him who
631
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,640
he is.
Because without changes, he
632
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,480
wouldn't have taken over the
world like he has.
633
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:48,200
You know, I just don't think it
was the right choice.
634
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,280
But that's just me.
I and you know, you can help me
635
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,440
all you want, but that's what we
have for you of anything.
636
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,320
So where I was going with this?
I think people, I think that's
637
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,520
very well put.
I think there's probably, I
638
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,320
think when I see it, I'll agree
with you that there's better.
639
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,920
There was somebody better to do
it, and it might not have even
640
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,440
been him, but it wasn't Post
Malone, right?
641
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,840
Right, right.
Slash has every right to be
642
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,560
standing there.
He's a he's a guitar guy.
643
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,400
Right, so here comes here comes
the sexiest tomboy who is
644
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,400
driving in a truck.
Hi, Nikki.
645
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,320
I got to get my stuff out there.
I got to get my stuff.
646
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,600
Out.
OK, Tell her I said hello.
647
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,840
He says hello.
Yeah, she can't hear you.
648
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,040
She waves.
So there's there's.
649
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,080
Have you heard the stuff about
Justin Bieber?
650
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:35,360
Probably not.
OK, so Justin Bieber shows up on
651
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,520
stage for somebody gym shorts.
Watch them.
652
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,840
Check it.
Out You know a lot about pop
653
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,480
culture.
I don't watch the news.
654
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,440
I know you don't.
I'm just saying OK, so he shows
655
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,440
up, he he performs in short in
box and and gym shorts and
656
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,400
socks.
Does a guitar Grammys?
657
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,120
Right, with a guitar and a piano
and, and, and some track behind
658
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,160
him.
That's it, right?
659
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,960
So my first interpretation of
it.
660
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,440
And it made his wife cry.
Who Haley is the son of Alec
661
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,600
Baldwin, I believe, is one of
the Baldwin kids.
662
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:11,680
To me, it was a statement
because what what's wrong with
663
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,480
live performances right now?
Backing tracks, right?
664
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,640
You're not playing live, you are
playing live is a question of if
665
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,000
you are, if you're not.
You know, the sequencing shit
666
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,040
like that.
He goes up on stage basically in
667
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,160
gym shorts and socks with the
piano and guitar and it's just
668
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,240
him, his two instruments and his
voice.
669
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,880
You're not coming from the days
when the Chili Peppers went on
670
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,320
stage in their socks.
With a sock, I think it's right.
671
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,760
So I think it was a statement of
saying, look, you know,
672
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,880
musicians are musicians that can
do this real raw and, you know,
673
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,680
being out there.
Live, live.
674
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,320
Right, yes.
So I, I don't, you can look at
675
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,400
that and see all the nonsense
they're saying about it because
676
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,800
everybody's interpreting it all.
What?
677
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,720
OK, so what's the backlash?
Give me their sign.
678
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,200
Well, just some people.
I don't because I don't click
679
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,400
bait it.
I don't click bait it because I
680
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,640
think it's bullshit.
They're just.
681
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,360
That he should have done a full
Justin Bieber performance?
682
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,040
Is that what?
That that, well, why is he, why
683
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,920
is he half naked?
Because, you know, that's what
684
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,320
society is now.
There's nothing left to
685
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,760
imagination.
They're focused on the fact that
686
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,400
he was half naked.
And so they focus on the fact
687
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,120
that why he was half naked.
OK, so this is an argument that
688
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,920
you know I love.
It's near and dear to my heart
689
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,840
because people say this shit all
the time.
690
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:31,120
And I've asked you why people
care about what the fuck anybody
691
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:34,400
looks like, what they wear, what
their hair looks like.
692
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,199
Why does that guy got to do
this?
693
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,199
I always ask them the opposite
question.
694
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,440
They're looking at you going Why
do you have to look like you
695
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,000
come from the middle of a
cornfield?
696
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:50,239
Right, right, because you do.
Yeah, everybody looks like what
697
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,840
are they're at in life.
If you're a farmer, I bet the
698
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,560
fuck you look like a farmer.
If you're an actor, I bet you
699
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,480
look like a million different
things, right.
700
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,880
How many looks have you had in
your life when you're going for
701
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,640
roles?
Oh, yeah, a million, right?
702
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,440
Yeah.
I got to have long hair, short
703
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,280
hair.
I got to have no hair.
704
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,840
I got to be buff.
I got to gain some weight.
705
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,600
I got to lose some weight.
I got to do whatever I have to
706
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,040
do to be that guy, because I'm
not Chris Dunham.
707
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,840
I'm Sam, right, Lee or whatever,
you know I'm.
708
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,520
More.
I'm Morrison, the Butler man,
709
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,120
you know, Yeah, Yeah, I don't.
And And yeah.
710
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,200
So who cares what anybody looks
like?
711
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
Did he sound good?
Did he sing good?
712
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,240
Was the music?
So who gives a fuck?
713
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,680
Yeah, well, part and the other
part of the dialogue that's with
714
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,040
it, that's the the clamoring
that's going around is, is the
715
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,840
ties to Diddy.
Because they're showing him when
716
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,760
he first arrived the Grammys
when he was 11 years old.
717
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,040
This cute little kid with this
with it, that little Bieber
718
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,240
haircut and the tie and just
smiling at the world, you know,
719
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,960
because I'm an 11 year old kid
that's innocent as motherfucker
720
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,720
because Diddy didn't Diddy me
yet.
721
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:01,760
And then now he's this adult who
who anytime you hear, anytime
722
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,240
you see anything on the social
media platforms about Bieber,
723
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,120
it's it's him being chased and
stalked by paparazzi.
724
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,320
OK, So there's an element of
fame that when you get there,
725
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,400
that's just that comes with it,
right?
726
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:17,680
But because of the day stuff
coming out, I think it makes it
727
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:22,400
that much more difficult for him
to have whatever normal life he
728
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,720
ever had.
Because once, once he broke
729
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,480
through as as Justin Bieber,
that was it.
730
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,040
His life was over from a public
standpoint, right?
731
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:33,560
And it always will be.
So it.
732
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,800
Was like the new Michael.
Jackson, right, so part of right
733
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,720
and so part of it was that and
he's one of those kids that when
734
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:43,040
Skyler was growing up, that was,
you know, Justin Bieber and,
735
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,080
and, and Bruno Mars and, and,
and all those.
736
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,200
In my opinion, he handled that
fame better than anyone could
737
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,520
have.
He went off the rails a little
738
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,600
bit.
But yeah, put yourself.
739
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,080
I always put myself in that
position, right.
740
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,880
So if people would take 5
seconds before they become a
741
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:03,680
judgmental fucking asshole,
literally 5 seconds, and say if
742
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,200
I put myself in that person's
shoes, what would I do?
743
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,840
13 years old, whatever the fuck
he was at the time, and I'm
744
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,000
given a gajillion dollars.
Literally unlimited money was
745
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,200
rolling in for him.
He printed money.
746
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,640
How much do you want to make?
How many millions this week,
747
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,160
Right he was.
Granted, his parents, granted
748
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,120
his parents took it all till he
hit 18, but yeah, he was still
749
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,840
he was a money machine.
Nothing that he did didn't work.
750
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,680
It all worked.
So we put ourselves in that
751
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,360
position.
You and I have asked ourselves
752
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,720
that question 100,000 times
because we were those guys.
753
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:41,440
What would have happened if we
would have had millions of
754
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,480
dollars at 21 years old?
20 you would have been 24, Scott
755
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:50,280
would have been 26 or whatever.
Rick would have been 22, yeah,
756
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,080
21, whatever, yeah.
There would have been there
757
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,400
would have been chaos for a
while.
758
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,080
I'm afraid there would have
been.
759
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,880
You know, because you don't, you
don't.
760
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,800
It's kind of like with the NFL
players and the basketball
761
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,400
players when they sign pro right
now, it's going to change a
762
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,360
little bit now because
especially what the NIL is
763
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,840
doing, right, you're making
millions of dollars playing
764
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,440
college ball.
So when you get to the pros,
765
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,800
you're not just all of a sudden
making millions of dollars,
766
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,600
right?
You're kind of used to it now
767
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,040
you would think, but there's
still that dichotomy where you
768
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,240
you know, the whole thing, the
poor, the poor kid in the in in
769
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,760
the ghetto is striving to be a
basketball star.
770
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,520
So we can get get out of that in
scenario and buy his parents a
771
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,440
house and and live the.
Life.
772
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,280
But there's a part of me, dude,
that says that we were actually
773
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,120
more mature than we gave
ourselves.
774
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,600
Credit, I think at least.
At least myself, I think I was
775
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:45,800
more mature between the ages of
18 and 30 than I was from 30 to
776
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,480
40, simply because I went off
the rails for 3 1/2 years
777
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,160
straight right where I checked
out of society.
778
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,560
And yeah, I can't ever overcome
that.
779
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,680
No, I wasn't the guy that turned
around and gave you a business
780
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,920
card and had a plan to put a
band together to really actually
781
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,160
get gigs and open for national
action.
782
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,240
You never saw that coming.
When I turned around, you're
783
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,640
like, this guy's a fucking Jack
off and you don't know what he's
784
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,400
talking about.
Anybody would until you're in
785
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,840
front of that person and the
band's really there and songs
786
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,120
are happening and, you know, it
all became real for you at some
787
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,480
point.
But there was a moment in time
788
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,280
where you're like, yeah, I'll go
check this out.
789
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,000
But it was it was it like like
this?
790
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Like I've told the story 1000
times.
791
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,160
It is until until the music
stopped and the house lights
792
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:36,480
went on because the fuse blew.
I thought you this annoying dude
793
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,360
that was pissed off at me for
singing.
794
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,400
And.
Then you gave me and then you
795
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,840
gave me a business card and I'm
like, OK, this is cool.
796
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:48,040
And I and I had left.
I was, I was in Disturbed was my
797
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,280
first garage band.
We played like 2 shows ever.
798
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,440
I always have to remember this
is somebody's first podcast, so
799
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:57,160
we've told this story 100 times,
but this is the first time you
800
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,840
know what I'm saying?
Yeah, so, so the way I think
801
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,240
short version, now I can do a
short version.
802
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,800
Mike and I are at a Cannon Box
concert at the Electric Ballroom
803
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,640
in Tempe.
We didn't know each other then.
804
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,560
He actually, nobody would go to
the show with him.
805
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,840
So he went to, he went by
himself.
806
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,240
I, I, I think I was with Nikki.
You were.
807
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:20,080
We were, you know, 20 feet from
the stage and and I I was in a
808
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,480
garage band because that's, you
know, we played a couple shows
809
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,920
that was it called Disturbed.
I was yes.
810
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,320
I was originally singing for
Disturbed.
811
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,440
I have proof of that.
Not David Draymond.
812
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,480
I was ironically, he looks like
me.
813
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,600
He stole my look because he
realized that's a good look for
814
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:39,600
this band.
So I was singing along to every
815
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,160
song because a huge count of box
fan.
816
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,000
It was a debut album.
This is the kind of first leg of
817
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,800
the tour because they're playing
the small venues this 2025
818
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,440
hundred people maybe.
And so I'm singing along to
819
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,400
every song and and and during
during the song, this long
820
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,760
haired freaky dude kept turning
around looking at me and I just
821
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,120
kind of fucking just kept
singing guilty.
822
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,120
And and back then I had the same
range as him.
823
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,760
I was hitting everything.
He was hitting in key
824
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,880
everything, because you know, I
just that's how I sounded.
825
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,040
That's how I sang, the same
range, maybe different tones,
826
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,120
but so I don't know, four or
five songs into it.
827
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,120
I keep singing, he keeps
looking, I keep singing, he
828
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,680
keeps looking the songs over the
cloud craps, you know, claps,
829
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,360
whatever pauses and he doesn't
turn around.
830
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,480
And then the next song comes up
and I start singing and just
831
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,440
fucking looking back at me
again.
832
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,280
And I'm just thinking in my
head, what's my, I'm going to
833
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,760
fucking sing harder now,
motherfucker.
834
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,680
So the electric volume had
electrical issues every now and
835
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,960
then and half the stage would,
would just burn out.
836
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,600
It's kind of like, you know, if
you think of 1950s also, they
837
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,920
had these fuses in their in
their panels and a fuse blew
838
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,040
out.
So half your house would go
839
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,840
dark.
There was a money laundering
840
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,760
operation for a coke fucking
operation.
841
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,280
So same type of concept, the the
fuse blew, half the stage went
842
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,800
out.
So house sites, come on, you
843
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,720
know, everybody's kind of booing
him, hawing, like, what the
844
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,800
fuck?
And Mike turns around, whips out
845
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,120
this business card, the
desperate Angel, Mike Michaels
846
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,760
and his phone number.
He's like, I'm going to band.
847
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,800
Are you a singer?
I grabbed the card.
848
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:07,480
I was like, yeah, I can sing.
And you know I've.
849
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:13,040
Been doing it all night.
The next, I think the next, the
850
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:16,560
next day or within the next two
days, we went to this bar.
851
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Oh, I can see it in my head,
man.
852
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,400
It's on Country Club Ave.
Man, you're even remember where
853
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,640
we were at?
Country Club in Brown, I forget
854
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,400
the name of the bar, but it was
it was, it was.
855
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,520
It was a total dive bar.
Behind north of it was the Mesa
856
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Cemetery.
Yep, I forget.
857
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,520
So so we went and we all met
there and that's when I was
858
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,080
still drinking.
I wasn't alcoholic yet.
859
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,280
We had a few beers and, you
know, had whatever conversation
860
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,680
we had.
I don't remember the details of
861
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,000
it and I don't remember it was
you or Scott, but it's like,
862
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,400
let's just go jam and see what
happens.
863
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,280
And I was like we.
Started talking about what are
864
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,920
you into?
And you were like, well, I
865
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,800
really like Pearl Jams 10 a lot
because that ladies and
866
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,280
gentlemen, that was brand new.
It was like 2 years old when I
867
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,680
met Chris.
So Pearl Jams 10 was out and you
868
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,160
were like, obviously I'm a
candle box fan.
869
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,280
Duh.
That's where I'm at.
870
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:09,560
Mike.
We were just into the same drop.
871
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,360
Mother love bone.
You said mother love Bone.
872
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:16,040
Then you went to you're like, if
you're talking classic rock, I
873
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,520
like the Doors, I like the
Stones, I like Zeppelin, and
874
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:23,520
we're like, let's go jam.
Yeah.
875
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,080
And that was it.
I mean, that was, that's all it
876
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,120
took, because then it was just.
Isn't that funny?
877
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,800
How that's a simple but
effective language of its own
878
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,720
that musicians speak like now.
All that when you told me where
879
00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,760
we were at, I could have never
pulled out that we were a
880
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,560
Country Club in Brown.
But as soon as you said that, I
881
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,080
can picture that bar too.
Do not remember the name of it,
882
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,600
but all of a sudden.
Pranksters.
883
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,120
I want to say pranksters but I
don't know.
884
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,440
That might be right.
Yeah, I don't know.
885
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,800
Now I can picture the three of
us sitting in there talking
886
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,680
about that and there's that
language, right?
887
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,200
It's like, what are you into?
OK, well, current things, I'm
888
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,040
into Pearl Jam, I'm into Mother
Love Bone, I'm into Candle Box.
889
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,480
But if you want to talk classic
rock and then, yeah, there's no
890
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,200
more conversation that needs to
happen.
891
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,320
We're all on the same page.
Let's go jam.
892
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,400
Yeah.
And then our version of
893
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,960
Rock'n'roll came out of it.
Right.
894
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,600
Exactly.
That's how we created, right?
895
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:18,120
And we created what we created,
which nobody's, you know, it's
896
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,160
and it's this, I think the
parallels with anything in life.
897
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,280
It's the same with you see
somebody wearing an NFL jersey,
898
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,080
you automatically have a common
ground and you can automatically
899
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,600
approach that person regardless
of what Jersey's wearing and
900
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,280
make a statement regarding that
team and the relevance of
901
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,200
something.
And you have a conversation.
902
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,320
100% it's.
It's no different if if like so
903
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,600
many people think I'm in the
military or was in the military.
904
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,920
And so I just stop.
I stop explaining and correcting
905
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,320
them because these are people
I've known for years.
906
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,400
They still think I was.
And I'm like, but it's because
907
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:51,320
the way I look 100%.
But now I'm, I've always been
908
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,960
military family because of my,
my, my ancestors, you know,
909
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,760
people before me.
But now Jake's in the Marine.
910
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,400
So now it's just, yeah, military
family.
911
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:03,240
So I can accept that concept
even though it's not accurate
912
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,840
because then they have to
explain it and they will.
913
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,360
I thought she was like, I never
said I was.
914
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,120
You just assume because of this.
You just assume because I always
915
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,440
say the pledge and because I
have flags flying outside my
916
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,480
front of my house, every every
house I've lived in except for
917
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:20,000
one, I think I had a flagpole.
So it's one of those things.
918
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,280
But that's the cool thing about
it.
919
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,160
Baseball is same thing.
You see somewhere in a baseball
920
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,840
hat or a baseball shirt, you
automatically have a
921
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,880
conversation. 100.
Percent, it's the same with
922
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,720
musician.
It's the same with you going to
923
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,800
record store.
You go to record store, you can
924
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,160
just have a conversation with
people.
925
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,920
If I didn't know you and I ran
into you at Circle K, I'd be
926
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,320
like, Alter Bridge kicks ass,
man.
927
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,040
And you'd be like, cool, thanks.
Right, I went to.
928
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,440
I went to bash's today to to.
Why did I go to Bash's?
929
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,440
Oh, I well, nickel and dime
bullshit.
930
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,000
Nickel and dime bullshit.
But I bought boys and girls.
931
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,880
It's it's February 3rd, so I'm
going to give you a little hint.
932
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,960
You got about 6 days to buy your
significant other flowers until
933
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,640
they're insanely expensive.
So if you go if you go buy
934
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,640
flowers for the next 5 days,
you're going to spend less than
935
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,040
you will on Valentine's Day and
she'll have 5 bouquets of
936
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,000
flowers 5 days in a row.
And then you just give her a
937
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,880
nice little something or him.
Even if it's a guy.
938
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,320
Buy your husband flowers.
What the fuck?
939
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,720
It's a tip for me, Uncle Chris.
But as I was walking in this old
940
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,880
guy, I always look at people
when I'm going in and out of the
941
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:26,640
store and I'm walking somewhere
and it's funny, I was somewhere
942
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,120
earlier, I feel.
Like I'm friendly until you're
943
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,560
not.
Yeah, yeah.
944
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,520
And this, this lady, I was
walking and this lady, I I was
945
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,920
purposely looking at her and and
she just walked by without
946
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,160
saying anything.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
947
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:42,000
And then this older guy, we just
came out of the bashes entry
948
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
with this cart pushing, you
know, probably seven years
949
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,200
later, she's like, good
afternoon.
950
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,800
I'm like, good afternoon to you,
Sir.
951
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,880
And he just got this big fucking
grin on his face.
952
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,680
I love that.
Because I responded.
953
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,800
To him, you know, I love those
interactions, man.
954
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,600
I really do.
You know, people think I'm
955
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,240
bullshitting, but I, I'm not.
I I genuinely like the human to
956
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:03,840
human interaction, especially
with somebody I don't know.
957
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,040
Yeah, it's not hard.
And when you see that genuine
958
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,200
smile on their face, like you
made that guy's day.
959
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,680
Yeah.
He didn't say shit to him, No.
960
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,680
Yeah, right.
And it, and it works both ways
961
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,680
because then I get that
endorphin rush, that dopamine,
962
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,840
Hey, that guy was cool.
You know, it's like, hey, how
963
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,760
you doing?
You know, it's like, I had a
964
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,520
call from a realtor who's
listing a house a couple doors
965
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,440
down from my last listing in the
neighborhood that closed.
966
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,120
And then my first thing in my
mouth, I was like, so you're,
967
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,520
you're telling me one of my
neighbors is listing the house
968
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,520
without me and you want my
advice?
969
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,480
And she's laughing.
And so part of it was like, I'm
970
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:39,320
serious, that's fucked up.
Like, you know, I was like, oh,
971
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,960
and she's like, well, does it,
will it help if if I help them
972
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:43,440
buy the house?
And so they loyal to me?
973
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,320
I said, yes, absolutely.
If they're loyal to you and you
974
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,080
help them purchase the house,
I'm fine with that.
975
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,320
So then we had a 20 minute
conversation about the house in
976
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,960
the neighborhood because she
doesn't live in the neighbor, so
977
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,880
she doesn't understand it.
Then I kind of realized, I
978
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,360
realized who it was.
And I understand why he had to
979
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,000
leave to begin with, why he
turned around and rented it out.
980
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,960
Because there was this Karen
living next to him that, you
981
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,720
know, squashed his dreams of
building a baseball field in his
982
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,960
backyard, which the lady was
pissed about the lights.
983
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,560
It's a horse community.
A lot of people have arena
984
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,200
lights.
So his baseball lights wouldn't
985
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,080
have been any brighter than
arena lights.
986
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,600
So it was total BS that this
lady's, you know, kept calling
987
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,360
the city on him and getting him,
getting his dream squashed like
988
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,960
a bug.
But so I know the house she's
989
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,880
talking about and kind of give
her my insight and stuff.
990
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,240
But that was cool because, you
know, normally I wouldn't, I
991
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,360
wouldn't help the competition.
But in that scenario, because
992
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,160
she was the one that helped them
buy.
993
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,200
And I'm like, yeah, I'll give
you some insight.
994
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,320
Why not?
And you're throwing the karma
995
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,800
back out in the universe, man.
Right, which which is good
996
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,600
because she was going to over
price the house and I'm like,
997
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,760
you don't want to do that.
So, you know, and there's that.
998
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,280
Who else do we got to talk about
that we haven't talked about?
999
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:05,040
I was trying to think of Sesame
Street, but there's there's
1000
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,920
nobody hot on Sesame Street.
Oh no.
1001
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,240
Maybe that show too close for
comfort.
1002
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,360
Was their daughters on that
show?
1003
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,120
Yeah, you just brought me back
to another show.
1004
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,760
So yeah, there was the brunette
and the blonde.
1005
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,520
I don't remember their names,
but yeah, they were both hot.
1006
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,160
That's why Dad was always
freaking out.
1007
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,200
Ted Knight 00.
Oh, you know what?
1008
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,000
This is going to blow your mind
when we pull this up.
1009
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,000
OK.
And and it just blew my mind
1010
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,800
right now because I think the
chick, the brunette.
1011
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:46,000
Hold on, Warriors.
Warriors come out and play.
1012
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,760
Yay.
Oh, yeah, This chick.
1013
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:53,760
Yeah.
Hold on.
1014
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,760
I shared the wrong thing.
I shared the wrong, I showed the
1015
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,880
wrong one.
I was I in that one.
1016
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,240
I thought the brunette was
hotter.
1017
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,680
Yeah.
She played the Warriors.
1018
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,040
She was a warrior chick in the
movie The Warriors.
1019
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,480
You're right.
Yeah.
1020
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,760
And then yeah, the blonde, I, I
agree with you.
1021
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,800
The blonde was, Yeah, not not
the nothing for me.
1022
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,440
Oh, I watched a lot of that
show.
1023
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:32,000
Let's see, sometimes for comedic
value, sometimes for not so.
1024
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,720
So KUPD Homeburg this morning
sickness used to have this thing
1025
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,920
called pause and toss I.
Remember that.
1026
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,920
Remember.
That, Yeah.
1027
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,440
OK, so here's here's one.
This will this will be a good
1028
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,640
one for you.
I want to know which one of
1029
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,920
these you think is hotter.
Let's go.
1030
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,360
Open up.
Hold on.
1031
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:51,760
I got to grab it.
OK Oh come on, that's not what I
1032
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,400
want to just stupid thing.
I hate when you you click on
1033
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,160
something that takes you down a
rabbit hole you don't want to go
1034
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,200
down.
Stupid Internet.
1035
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,240
Just show me the picture.
Yeah, show them the fucking.
1036
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,640
Picture OK, this this is this is
funny.
1037
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,120
Which which one?
The blonde and brunette.
1038
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,120
He knows I don't have my glasses
on.
1039
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:30,960
This is Boo Some buddies.
This is Boo Some buddies.
1040
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,360
Remember Boo Some Buddies?
Tom Hanson, Peter Scolari.
1041
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:41,360
Their first sitcom they they
dressed as women to live in an
1042
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,200
all female apartment to save on
rent.
1043
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,040
Man, remember that?
That's taking me back.
1044
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,000
Yeah.
I would have never remembered it
1045
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,760
until you just pulled it up and
it all came.
1046
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,320
That one came flooding back,
too.
1047
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,720
Do you remember that?
Yeah, then again, that shit
1048
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,400
would fly more nowadays than
anything else.
1049
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,720
Oh for sure.
That'd be the number one show on
1050
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,400
probably NBC or ABC right now.
OK, what about Golden Girls?
1051
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,280
That's a good one.
Betty White.
1052
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:16,720
Rose.
Come on, man.
1053
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,680
Betty White's just she was this
shit.
1054
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,880
She, she'll, she'll, she should
be every guy's aspiration for
1055
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,360
what would make a great wife.
And any woman, right?
1056
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,200
Free spirit, likes to laugh.
Successful, great career.
1057
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,360
I mean, come on.
Betty White was the shit.
1058
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:39,520
Yeah, Cagney and Lacey.
It's a good one, 'cause I
1059
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,080
watched a lot of that as a kid.
Yeah.
1060
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:47,600
Oh, that's a tough one.
There were, there were things
1061
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,880
that were hot about both of
them.
1062
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,960
Yep.
I, I don't know, man, I'd I'd
1063
00:52:52,960 --> 00:53:00,480
have.
To oh OK WKRPWKRP Bailey or
1064
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:06,480
Jennifer.
I'm Bailey all day long.
1065
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,280
Yeah, that's where that was my
first instinct.
1066
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,720
So yeah, I got to go with her.
It's tough to kick some of these
1067
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,720
women to the curb, dude.
I don't know.
1068
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,200
I don't know.
Yeah, not designing.
1069
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,080
I had to sacrifice Christina
Applegate.
1070
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:30,640
That still hurts.
You did, you did, you did.
1071
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,880
Nobody's the chicks and square
pegs weren't hot.
1072
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,480
Oh, well, no, I mean Mary Lou
Renner was a taxi and then
1073
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,080
Latka's girlfriend, but Mary Lou
Renner was the one that stole
1074
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,480
that show for sure, not Mary Lou
Renner.
1075
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,200
Oh.
Henner.
1076
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,440
Mary Lou Renner was a Tom was a
gymnast.
1077
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,760
Henner, Mary Lou Henner, Mary
Lou Henner, Mary Lou Henner,
1078
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,960
Henner, HENER.
Yeah, she was great in that
1079
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,240
show.
Mash, she just had Hot Lips to
1080
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:05,480
choose from.
You know, you had you had dish
1081
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,320
some of the other female cast
members, but Hot Lips was the
1082
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:12,120
only one that was a mainstay.
Oh, what about Wonder Woman?
1083
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,200
There is the hottest woman on
earth, Lynda Carter.
1084
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
She remained hot her entire
life.
1085
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,920
OK.
Lynda Carter versus just the
1086
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,440
Bionic.
Lynda Carter's not dead.
1087
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,440
She's still hot.
I know.
1088
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,200
Lynda Carter versus Wonder Woman
versus Bionic Bionic Woman.
1089
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,720
Always Lynda Carter.
I've She's been one of my.
1090
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,880
I would go Bionic Woman.
I like that again, the brunette,
1091
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,920
the brunette Ash, even though
Leonard Carter's brunette, I'd
1092
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,760
still just she's brunette Wonder
Woman, Wonder Woman's high
1093
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,280
maintenance.
The bionic Woman.
1094
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,680
She's chill, you know, she's got
a, she's got a kind of like be
1095
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,960
undercover, you know?
She can't.
1096
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,640
Wonder Woman, the original
Wonder Woman's fucking hot man.
1097
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,800
I can't did.
You ever hear the joke about
1098
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,800
Wonder Woman?
Superman.
1099
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,560
The Invisible Man.
No, lay it on me.
1100
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:58,320
This would be great when you in
the show.
1101
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,640
So Superman's flying around, you
know, doing his thing, you know,
1102
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,840
clear blue sky scope and things
out, looking for bad guys and
1103
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,240
shit, right?
Nice New York, you know, we'll
1104
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,440
call it an autumn afternoon.
I just shook around.
1105
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,640
Skyscraper said he sees Wonder
Woman just laying there
1106
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,240
sunbathing, you know, butt ass
naked.
1107
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,880
She's laying her chase lounge
chair, you know, arms, arms
1108
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,000
behind her head, legs spread
wide, you know, just just eyes
1109
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,760
closed, just, you know, just
Wonder Woman just enjoying the
1110
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,360
sun.
Everything's getting tan.
1111
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,480
She feels the heat of the sun,
you know, on her, on her
1112
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,480
package.
Superman kind of spies.
1113
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,520
It kind of spies down a little
bit.
1114
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,360
He's like, yeah, Wonder Woman's
looking pretty hot.
1115
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,800
You know, it's like, I'm
Superman.
1116
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,480
I'm the Man of Steel.
You know, I could just zoom
1117
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,760
down.
There's a quick little 23 pumps
1118
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,040
and, and I'm out of dodge before
she realizes what hair, you
1119
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,400
know, I'm, I'm Superman, you
know, like, why not?
1120
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,640
Why not give this a shot?
So look around.
1121
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,840
Nobody's really up.
There's no planes and shit.
1122
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,840
So it's like I'm doing this.
So he's flies down and gets
1123
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:01,720
himself positioned just right in
the one room, just, you know, 10
1124
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,480
or five, you know, 5-10 pumps,
zooms away.
1125
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,520
You know, he's like, yeah, you
know, get satisfied.
1126
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,480
And now he's off doing his
thing, you know, And Wonder
1127
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:14,320
Woman never even knew the wiser.
All of a sudden, the screams.
1128
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,960
Wonder Woman leans back.
She's what's wrong.
1129
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,040
He's like, I feel like somebody
just fucked me in the ass.
1130
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,440
Wonder Woman was having sex with
the Invisible Man.
1131
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,880
I've actually heard that joke.
I just wanted you to tell our
1132
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,280
listeners that's a good one.
That's a good joke, that.
1133
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,720
Is with that with that boys and
girls is Chris and Mike show if
1134
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,480
you're feeling sad or depressed.
I don't know how you can feel
1135
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,440
sad or depressed after the
conversation we just had the day
1136
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,400
with all it'd be real lane of
all the memory lane of the
1137
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,920
females of the ages the the the
list.
1138
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,400
This will be a fun show to break
down with reels and stuff and
1139
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,720
have you know.
That's the silliness I needed in
1140
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:52,960
my day, so it worked out
perfect.
1141
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,600
Yeah, that was fun.
So, you know, don't do it.
1142
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,440
You know, don't, don't, don't
kill yourself.
1143
00:56:58,760 --> 00:56:59,720
Tomorrow's a better day with
you.
1144
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:01,240
And it don't leave a hole in
somebody's heart.
1145
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:03,000
Text 988.
Somebody's there waiting to talk
1146
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,880
to you, help talk you through
the, the, the chaos you're going
1147
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,520
through in your mind.
It's just not worth it, man.
1148
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,880
Tomorrow's always a better day.
Don't let the bad days win.
1149
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,160
Or register as a guest at
chrisandmikeshow.com and come on
1150
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,720
here and be silly with us and
you won't be depressed after
1151
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,680
that.
Yeah, again, you.
1152
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,920
All all we ask for a guest is to
be living and breathing.
1153
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,600
We talked about this before.
You can't be a zombie because it
1154
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,040
would be hard to get you on the
show and maintain a conversation
1155
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,080
with you because your brain is
dead.
1156
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,680
Other than that, it's just, you
know, bring it on like, you
1157
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,240
know, we love talking to people.
That's what this is about.
1158
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,440
It's it's there's no hidden,
hidden agenda.
1159
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,400
No, we're real.
We're real people.
1160
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,880
We want to talk to real people.
That's really about the only
1161
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,000
agenda.
Right.
1162
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,160
The only thing fake right now is
this is my my my blue eyes.
1163
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,680
My blue light glasses.
They're actually not
1164
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,600
subscription at all.
They're just blue light glasses
1165
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,960
to help the reflection of the
Mac, not hurt my eyes.
1166
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,680
Does it help?
It does help.
1167
00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,640
I might have to look at that.
Yeah, it does help.
1168
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,720
So upcoming we have Vince Perry
coming back on the show.
1169
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,680
You remember him.
I do Awesome.
1170
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,440
Yeah, he.
He's scaled a yeah, he, he, he's
1171
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:12,440
scaled a mountain.
I saw that.
1172
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,760
That's why he's coming back on
because I'm like, dude, I want
1173
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:17,880
to talk about this.
So he's looking forward to that.
1174
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,920
He's our next episode.
That's going to be really cool
1175
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,280
to talk to somebody who's
actually scaled him out.
1176
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,320
Yes, yes.
Looking forward to that, holy
1177
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,280
shit.
Yes, yes.
1178
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:27,080
And I watched this.
I told you to watch this thing.
1179
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,600
I have this, I follow this thing
on Instagram of the last moments
1180
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,800
of people's lives.
The last one I saw, which is
1181
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,760
then I, I wanted to talk to him
about what he did.
1182
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,200
These people are going to
Everest.
1183
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,920
They're hiking down Everest
since somebody's got a camera,
1184
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,600
you know, GoPro and they're
walking, walking, walking.
1185
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,160
And like, you know, two groups
in front of them.
1186
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,000
This person just starts driving
me, sliding down the mountain.
1187
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,440
He's gone.
That's it.
1188
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,160
Yeah, bye.
See you.
1189
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,240
There are, what, hundreds or
thousands of dead people that
1190
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,440
were froze?
Yeah, there's not.
1191
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,160
There's nothing they can do and
they're still there.
1192
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:00,080
They'll be there forever.
Yeah, this guy, at least he got
1193
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,680
to slide down, you know, and
then watch himself.
1194
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,000
To be horrible, dude, just
horrible.
1195
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,240
It would be horrible and and as
and.
1196
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:10,440
That's why I'm looking forward
to this, because what makes
1197
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,480
somebody do something that I'm
not going to do right?
1198
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,320
That's another reason we do this
show.
1199
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,920
Fascinating.
Yeah, yeah, it's a life resume
1200
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,920
thing.
Absolutely.
1201
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,280
Love life.
We love life resumes.
1202
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,760
Until next time.
I'm Chris.
1203
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:23,840
He's Mike.
Nothing but love.
1204
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,440
Peace.
Love you brother.
1205
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,960
See you.
Love you too man Peace.
