Jan. 14, 2024
#11 - One Better than Ten
On a Tuesday afternoon spinning on a ball of molten lava, Chris & Mike sat down to do a podcast.
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And we're live.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
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Episode #11.
Pull that thing back just a
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little bit.
There you go.
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Too far.
That is badass, dude.
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I have that stuff laying all
over my table here.
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I need to do that start to put
it, clean it up
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and that would.
Be That's the world according to
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Nemesis right there, boys and
girls.
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Yes, Sir.
It's hard to get it without a
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glare.
Yeah.
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So the color pictures come in
good.
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Stage performing from playing
one of our many badass songs.
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And there's William Richard
Carr, the third on base.
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And I know I can't tell what's
down there.
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What the?
Down there, we're going to try
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to get him on the podcast.
That'll be fun.
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So questions for those that I'm
a real #11 episode #11.
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Robert Rhodes, who's Robert
Rose?
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Somebody named Robert Rhodes is
calling me.
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I'm going to send him a message.
Uh, it's currently with clients.
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I'll call you back soon.
So the fun thing about what I do
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your friendly neighborhood real
estate guy and I just had a dude
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call me because he googled
Realtors in Phoenix, AZ.
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I list I was listed #4, but I
was the only one that answered
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my phone.
So then you became #1.
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So Robert Nunez is going to be
working with me.
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And what's weird is I just
missed a call from Robert
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Rhodes, and Robert Rhodes was
already in my phone, so I'll
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have to follow up with him when
we're done.
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Right on.
But yeah, so I answer my phone.
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And I've done that for years,
and I've always kind of tell
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people that I don't know how
many people I've stolen from
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other Realtors just because I
answer my phone.
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It's a crazy thing.
Just answer your phone.
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No, no.
You Realtors out there, don't
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answer your phone.
Never answer your phone at all.
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I'll answer my phone and I'll
take care of everybody.
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A. 100%, I was going to say you
didn't steal them because you're
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the one that actually picked up
the phone.
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Had they picked up the phone,
they would have had that client.
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Right, right.
So.
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Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And I will attest, he always
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answers his phone going back
252728 years.
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Even before there were cell
phones, he answered his phone.
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Hello, Even before there were
cell phones and I had, I had
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true story, one of my voice.
You know member of Answering
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machines, right?
Oh yeah.
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So you remember the show The
Rockford Files?
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Of course I do.
OK, so I had an outgoing message
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for a while that was, hi, this
is Jim Rockford.
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My father-in-law called at one
time and he kept hanging up.
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And so finally Nikki answered.
He's like, what is that Jim
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Rockford stuff?
He's like, that's Chris, you
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know, Jim.
Rockford Mine always said you
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might even remember what you
mine always said I was out doing
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something constructive for the
band.
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I I think, yeah, probably,
probably.
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It was something to that.
Degree.
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Oh yeah.
Remember that?
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Yeah.
I had a.
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So there you go.
So last week we were talking and
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I got cut.
Go ahead.
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You had a what?
Well, this might lead into what
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you were going to say.
I was going to say I had AI.
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Don't know.
We'll just call it what it is.
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I had a one night stand with a
girl that somehow got a hold of
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my phone number and she stalked
my answering machine for about 6
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weeks every day.
I was afraid to go to sleep at
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night for a while.
Oh yeah.
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Yeah, not long before I met.
You.
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How does she stalk your
answering machine?
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Because the crazy bitch must
have The crazy bitch must have
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stole my phone number while I
was sleeping off my phone.
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Remember your phone used to be
or your number used to be
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written on your phone like or
your answering machine, or your
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handheld.
Necessarily Wouldn't forget it,
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Yeah.
Right, Yeah.
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We had a tendency to forget
things back then.
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So she must have actually wrote
it down while I was sleeping and
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started, you know, I dropped her
off and I was like, that's the
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end of that.
We did what we were going to do
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and we're never going to talk
again because you're kind of
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psychotic.
Well, I found out just how
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psychotic she was because every
day I would come home and
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there'd be like 9 messages on my
answering machine, like
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basically saying everything.
But I want to have your baby.
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Yeah.
Wow.
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Yeah, crazy people.
Dodged a bullet there, Mikey.
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Yeah, I'm thinking so, so yeah,
you were saying last week we
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were talking about.
Right on so, so well last week,
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last week we were talking and
and unfortunately I had to cut
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it short because you know I had
some dirt being delivered and
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it.
Was all good.
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But I was enjoying that
conversation because it was.
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I think it was probably one of
the most real conversations
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we've had on the show.
So.
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Especially since we were
touching on on relationship.
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I got a lot of feedback.
Success and and lack of success
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and yeah.
Yeah, I did get a lot, lot of
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feedback in that same general
direction.
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That said, they enjoyed the
realness, the realism, you know,
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Just very good banter, I guess.
Yeah, being being, Yeah, Yeah.
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Being real, raw and relevant.
It's, it's.
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It's.
I like the real RAW and
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relevant.
Conversations flow better when.
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Yeah.
And.
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And that's not mine.
It's that I have to give credit
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to where credit's due.
It's from.
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It's from Wake Up Warrior.
I think I did.
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It is very basically.
I like things that are concise
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and to the point like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There, yeah.
The other, the other thing that
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I learned in Warrior was the the
core values, which is body being
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balanced and business.
And that kind of falls into what
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we were talking about last week
because body is how you take
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care of your body.
Your body is your one and only
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body.
Balance is the relationship you
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have within your your familial
structure, whatever that may be
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like with you, it's your parents
and your siblings.
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With me it's it's Nikki and the
kids and and the grandbabies and
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and Michael Fry, Junior Sky's
fiance.
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And then you know obviously
Nikki's father or Nikki's
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father, my father-in-law because
so that's kind of the balance
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side of it being is your
whatever you you deem as your
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spirituality which we've talked
about a few Times Now on the
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Chris and Mike show shale flash
plug, it's so.
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So being is just whatever that
relationship is, right?
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Some people have to have that
full blown, you know, go to
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church every Sunday, you know,
tie is 10% and say all the
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prayers that you know every
night before you go to bed.
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You know, I know people that
wake up, you know, read the
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Bible when they get up and then
they pray.
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And if that.
Thanking God for waking up.
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I'm like.
Dude, if that helps them be the
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person that I try to be every
day, which is I try to be nice
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to people.
I try not to go out of my way to
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be mean to people.
And I we're going to touch on
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the subject a little bit later.
But if that helps them be that
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kind of person, then great.
But I've run into too many
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people that sit in that front
row at church on Sunday and then
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do the polar opposite the other
99.9% of their life, right?
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Right.
And those, yeah, those we call
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lukewarm, if you know whole
Christian terminology that's
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it's lukewarm like you.
Can't or I just go right to the
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source hypocrite?
Bible tote.
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Yeah, that too.
You know, it's do as I say, not
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as I do type thing, right.
Like you can live your life, but
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just don't, don't don't use me
as example because I'm not the
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right example.
But I'm going to tell you how to
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live because that's my role in
your life.
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But don't follow me around,
because you're not going to see
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me live in the same way that you
want me to live, you know?
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Gandhi said it.
Best, yeah.
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What do you say?
So Gandhi's quote was I like
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your Christ.
OK, so Gandhi says I like your
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Christ.
I do not like your Christians
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because they are so unlike your
Christ.
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He basically said very nicely
what you just.
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Said.
They learn what they're supposed
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to do, but they don't practice
it in any way shape or form.
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Right, that's good.
That's brilliant.
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I don't want to totally bash
Christy ever.
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Seen the movie?
We're on a good.
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I have not.
No, we're not.
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We're not.
We're not.
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Because I'm going to, I'm going
to segue this.
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I'm going to segue this in the
movies.
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You've never seen Leap of Faith.
I don't think I have to be
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honest with you.
OK, Steve Martin, Liam Neeson.
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Deborah Winger.
The late great meatloaf.
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Man, I can't believe it was.
If I did, I was inebriated.
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OK.
Basically we'll we'll we'll
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we'll read the the buyout the
the Wikipedia version it's it's
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set in 1992 at America I was.
Putting Nemesis together in
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1992, I was busy.
I don't.
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I don't.
I don't think I saw it in 92.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I don't think I saw it in 92.
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This is stuff I've watched later
in life.
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But anyway, Long story short, he
plays this guy named Jonas
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Nightingale.
And and and they break down in a
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small ass town in Kansas that's
you know drought ridden and all
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that kind of jazz and I mean all
the fake, all the fake, you
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know, apostle preachers, you
know tent stuff where he goes
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and and you know makes makes the
statue.
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You know, he's got the statue
behind the behind the curtain
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thing behind this pulpit, right
in this stage.
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It's very theatrical like you
would you would dig it because
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they have ear pieces in and as
so many people come in and they
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start talking about, oh, you
know, little Johnny can't walk
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and you know, Dave's suffering
from from arthritis.
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And then so he uses all that
knowledge through the headpiece
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communication throughout the
little group of people and he
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and he basically fucks with
their minds, right.
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It's like oh, Mike, you're
suffering from bronchitis.
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So, you know I laid my hands on
your chest, boom.
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You know all of a sudden, oh,
I'm, I'm free of bronchitis, you
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know.
So it's a really cool look at it
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that way, right.
And it's and it's a really cool
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look at at the theatrical part
of of those type of preachers
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that they're really, let's be
honest, they're all grabbing.
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It's money grabbing.
It's it's you.
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Know they're con men.
It's that.
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Whole concept that you don't
want to go to heaven, right?
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You want to go to heaven.
You got to buy your way in,
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that's you know.
I could never figure out why.
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God.
No.
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And I've always, I've always
liked Bono, right, Bono from you
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two, I think it was.
I think it was during Rattle Hum
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when they did the the filming of
Rattle Hum that before.
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I think before silver and gold
or during silver and gold.
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I think he says the God I
believe in isn't short of cash.
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Mr. Correct I I love that
because it's so true.
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It's it's just right.
You don't you don't you don't
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have to pay for salvation.
I just, I've never understood
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that bizarre concept.
But you know, mankind on a whole
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is weak and they need to be LED
for the most part, and
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everybody's LED in some
direction, wouldn't you agree?
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Agreed.
Yeah, we all are.
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We all are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Music keeps.
Me sane have.
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To be, you know.
From if going to church keeps
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them sane, then great, I I have
nothing against it.
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You know, I've been through many
phases in my life and I've been
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married to so many different
ideas that, you know, I just
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came to the conclusion that I'm
going to do what I have to do to
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be a good person every day.
And I'm going to try not to
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intentionally hurt anyone.
And it's not my business to
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police the world or care about
what anybody else does.
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I always go by the mantra that I
don't give a shit what you're
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doing at all.
You can do whatever you want.
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You know, you're also an adult.
You're free.
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When you care about what I'm
doing, then we have an issue.
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I'm not going to be the same
person you came to know and
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love, right?
You're going to see a different
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mic, right?
I don't like to be that guy.
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Especially if their judgment,
especially if judgment comes
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along with that.
Right.
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Oh, yeah.
Then they're going to find out
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I'm smarter than they thought I
was, finger pointing.
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Right, right.
Oh, yeah.
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Well, yeah.
And some people out there just
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want to pick fights, man.
Like, I, I, I, I made some
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comments this week and I'm a
Giants fan, New York Football
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Giants, who absolutely suck ass.
But you know, it is what it is.
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But I made a couple comments on
social media about about hey
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sake, no, but more about hay
sake, How?
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How Saquan Barkley, he's
inconsistent.
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He's not.
He's not as good as he was when
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he got in the league.
He's only been in the league
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four or five years, right?
He's only been in the league
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four or five years because of
injuries that slowed him down.
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He doesn't have the breakaway
speed.
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He doesn't have the the, the
Barry Sanders cutting ability
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like he used to have.
But as we all know some football
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fans are so freaking just
plastic man and they have paper
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mache for skin and they just
they're just waiting for
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somebody to to say 1 little
thing so they can start picking
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a fight.
And it's so I just I I just I
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always say and when I when I
respond to something or when
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somebody tries to bait me, I'm
like look man, life's too short
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for you to bait me into a
battle.
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This is my opinion.
If you don't like it go read
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somebody else's response.
But I'm not changing what I said
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because Barkley is a human
being.
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From what I've seen, I don't
know the man, but from what I've
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seen and heard and watched, he's
a stellar human man.
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He does lots of things for the
community.
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He's got a good heart, but he
just isn't the football player
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he was.
So in my mind he's not worth $15
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million this this season that he
played because he there's so.
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Many I was just getting ready to
say because.
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And.
He could.
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That is.
That's what he's getting paid to
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do.
Go ahead.
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If if you don't clothes on a
house and the people lose the
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house, they're not going to hire
you as a realtor again.
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They count on you to do what
you're supposed to do to make
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sure they don't lose that sale.
He's supposed to go out there on
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4th and one and be able to run 3
feet, right?
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That's what he gets paid to do.
I agree with you.
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These people are amazing.
Human.
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Beings.
For the most part, yes.
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Just fall forward.
You're 6 foot 4 or whatever.
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I agree with you.
They're athletes for the most
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part are amazing human beings.
I just met Rob Sims from the
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Detroit Lions.
He he played for the Seahawks
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and then he got traded to the
Lions.
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He runs one of the dispensaries
up in Michigan with Megatron.
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Calvin Johnson did did not get
to meet Calvin.
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Could have the next time.
Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
So hopefully he'll be there the
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next time we head up there on
one of those meet and greets.
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But Rob Sims was just so kind
and nice.
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And, you know, I mean, he wasn't
a huge name.
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But the people that have told me
about when Megatron's there,
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they said he's just as open and
we'll take pictures, sign
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autographs, talk about his
product.
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You know, they have not only the
marijuana part of it, but they
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also have they also have a whole
CBD line of sports medicine
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there.
It's more like hydration stuff,
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you know, kind of like a body
armor.
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But their claim to fame is they
have, you know, no sugar and no
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bad thing.
It's all natural stuff in there.
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So anyway, I agree with your
point.
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Not to go off on a fucking
tangent, but Jesus, no, no.
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The athletes for the most part,
are amazing human beings.
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We.
Do.
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But when they suck at their job
on the football field, there's
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nothing wrong with calling them
out.
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And I absolutely adore these
people who just are so
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passionate that they're going to
try and ruin your day, which
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will never happen because they
don't understand how our brains
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operate.
Yeah, trolls on the Internet are
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just such adorable people.
They would never say.
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That one thing that I always I'm
very mindful, no.
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And I'm very mindful when I make
any comments about the Giants or
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the Diamondbacks 'cause I like
Diamondbacks baseball, even
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though they suck ass.
Except for this one year.
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I always say they like.
Like they shouldn't have paid
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him $15 million a year.
Because at the end of the day,
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the crucial moments are what
they need him for now.
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Did he have a good year in
general?
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Yeah, he almost 1000 yards
rushing.
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He's a great out of the back
field receiver.
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But there's there's I'm not the
coach.
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I'm not the owner.
I know I don't have anything to
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do with the team aside from
being a fan.
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So I everybody should hear this.
You're not playing for the team
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that you're rooting for.
You have no vested interest.
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You're not paying salaries.
You're not paying.
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You're not invested in the the
stadium and and and all the
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daily costs in and out like you
don't have that.
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You're a fan sitting at home
watching on TV, or if you're
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lucky enough, you have season
tickets and you go to every game
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and you're die hard fan.
You're a fan, correct?
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You don't own the team, You
don't have ownership in it.
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Unless you're the Green Bay
Packers.
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It's not Christian if you live.
In Green Bay.
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Right.
It's not exactly.
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That's the exception to the
rule.
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Those fans can be straight up
fucking assholes if they want.
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If their team's not producing
the product, they even though
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it's micro, you know, right.
Even though it's a tiny bit of
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that, of that dollar, right?
But they still have ownership in
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that.
And I own $1500 and I feel like
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I have an.
Opinion and I'll right.
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That's it.
And you can have that opinion,
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but you are not you're you're
you're glorified couch potato.
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And it blows my mind and I get
that someone gets so pissed off
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when I I simply state that he's
he's not been playing as good as
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he was his rookie year.
And then I had somebody come
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back and say, well, the years
that he wasn't hurt, what year
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wasn't he hurt?
He was hurt every year.
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Running backs is the most
punishing position on a football
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field, so they're always going
to get lit up, they're always
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going to get hurt, they're
always going to get damaged,
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they're always going to get
broken and bruised.
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And because they get pounded
every single play, we have 11
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other guys trying to knock your
head off, right?
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Yeah, there was over 50 starting
quarterbacks in the NFL this
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year.
Wrap your head around that.
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There was over 50 starting
quarterbacks in 17 games.
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Actually, it was less than 7.
Yeah.
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Yes, they did.
They had one of our Illinois
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boys that DeVito for a while.
Yeah, he played University of
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Illinois.
Tommy Cutlets.
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So then, did he get hurt too?
Is that why you ended up?
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Elevated.
Well, now what happened was he
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had a bad game so so he benched
him.
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So instead of it's kind of like
this is this is you.
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This is an easy way to to relate
to this music, right?
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I relate to music.
You don't need anybody to put
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music on anymore, correct?
We can do it ourselves.
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We can write it on music, we
can, we can distribute on music,
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we can put it on all the social
media aspect, put them all the
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online platforms, Apple,
Spotify, blah blah blah blah
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blah blah blah.
We're doing it right now.
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It's the same, right?
Right.
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So you don't need anybody to
develop you anymore.
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You don't need anybody going
behind you and do this.
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But on the football field, if
you see a guy that comes off the
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bench, which DeVito did, he
elevated the play, not so much
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the the what's the word.
He made everybody around him
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more excited to play and had a
lot more engagement.
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And excitement.
Hey, tell him to accept my
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Facebook friend request.
I thought we were friends.
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Hey, Mike says accept accept his
Facebook friend request.
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I'm being he did.
I feel he did OK, I was feeling
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dissed, man.
I swear I did.
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Hold on.
Well, everybody.
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He's feeling dissed, man.
What's up, Jake?
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You got a lot of good feedback
on your podcast.
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Tell him that.
He got a lot of good feedback.
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Everybody loved Jake.
Because you can.
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He can't hear you because I got
the head.
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I know I was going to have you.
There you go.
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I.
Didn't mean a hijacking.
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I was.
No, you're cool, dude.
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What's up man?
I'm hijacking.
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I was going to tell you sorry.
Sorry, I'm not on Facebook.
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It's it's all.
Good man.
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Jake's hijacking the Chris and
Mike.
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Show hey, you got a lot of
positive feedback on the you got
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a lot of positive feedback on
the podcast.
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So I just wanted you to know
that everybody really enjoyed
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hearing it.
They were captivated.
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As far as they said, for as
young as you are, you're very
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well spoken.
They were really amazed that you
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gave up that much of your time
and stayed engaged.
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And I had a blast doing it.
It was cool getting to know you.
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I hope you stay safe on your
deployment and when you come
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back and you're on leave, come
back and do another episode.
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Man, it went over really well.
You, I think you have the most
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hits on the real on our Facebook
page of anybody.
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Your dad's not far behind you,
but you're the winner right now.
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Very nice.
Did that shirt fit?
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Dude, come on now, you are
always the winner.
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It did fit very well.
Awesome.
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I thought that design was
badass.
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I tried to pick the coolest one,
so I'm glad you liked it.
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I'm glad it fit represent the
United Auto Workers 6000 miles
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away.
We'd appreciate it.
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Oh yes, absolutely.
Oh, funny, funny story.
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Remember how I said I found
Y'all's podcast just randomly?
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Yes.
Well, there's this, this girl I
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know, and she was like, talking
to me and she found the podcast
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on her own.
No.
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You're in this.
I was like, yes, that is me,
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yeah.
OK, so explain to me how, the
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how how did that timeline go
down?
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You started talking to the girl
and she found a podcast, or she
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found a podcast and you started
talking to the girl?
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Yeah, footage.
Which way did that go?
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I was, I was talking to her and
then she found the podcast
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because I mentioned it one day.
I was like, Oh yeah, I did some
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pockets with my dad and one of
his buddies.
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She oh, that's cool.
And I did her research and then
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found it.
And then watch the entire thing
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in the airport.
Which one is?
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That's awesome, man.
Oh, right on.
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Yeah.
Right on.
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Totally cool, man.
That's cool.
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Yeah, you're climbing up the
list fast.
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You're.
Expanding our viewership.
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I think of, I think of our 11
episodes.
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I think you're #4 right now.
What?
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Happened is when he goes back to
Japan, he needs to tell all his
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buddies in the barracks to find
us and listen.
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So our Japan viewership goes.
Yes, yes, somebody's watching.
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Spread.
Spread us all around the world.
451
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:25,760
Man who?
You are.
452
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Let's see.
We have a viewer right there.
453
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,000
I will.
I will indeed try my best.
454
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,760
When do you When do you head
out?
455
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,840
Tonya Tonya loves number.
Hi, Tonya.
456
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,600
Thursday.
Hi, Tonya.
457
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:44,200
I fly out at 8:00 AM.
All right, so then when do you
458
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,160
head to San Diego?
I need to get 3.
459
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,360
Military mindset Do you?
Like the three more months,
460
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,320
Tonya?
April 10th.
461
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,720
All right, 410. 410. 10423 or
10424?
462
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,560
4/10/24. 4/10/24.
Hi.
463
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,760
Uh, well, hi.
Lol high.
464
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,920
Lol.
He just said high.
465
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:08,480
Lol.
It's high lol, you know.
466
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,760
Does he have us live on
something over?
467
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,840
Here, and we're over here.
Hi, I'm over here.
468
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,600
Yes.
He is.
469
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,760
I could try to.
Do this on Instagram Let's.
470
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,320
See.
No, it's on Facebook.
471
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,680
It's Facebook Live, Mike.
Facebook Live right there.
472
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,040
Hello.
Facebook, right?
473
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,120
There.
I'm broadcasting this live on
474
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:27,840
Facebook.
Mike is.
475
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,920
Behind my Facebook.
Right on.
476
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,000
She can't hear you because.
Fireworks.
477
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,400
She can't.
I can hear you.
478
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,960
She can only hear me because I'm
not on the well.
479
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,600
Sorry about that, Tanya.
I know you didn't want to see
480
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,000
the back of my desk.
I apologize.
481
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,000
Well, I'm a I'm a bounce all.
Right.
482
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,280
He's going to.
Give us back to my dad.
483
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,960
All right, all right.
Right on, man.
484
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,160
Nice talk to you guys.
Stay safe, brother.
485
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,240
You too.
I will you too bro.
486
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,200
Thank you.
Tanya says hi, Mike.
487
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,880
Hi, Tanya.
Hold on.
488
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,360
Hold on.
Hold.
489
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,400
On Do I Know Tonya?
Yeah, Mike says hi Tonya.
490
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280
All right, she's, she's, she's
one of our followers.
491
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,080
I, I, I put this up live on the
Facebook Chris and Mike page and
492
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,720
Tonya is the only soul watching
person because probably
493
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,240
everybody else is at work and
you know, OK, it's, uh, Tonya
494
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,640
Lawson.
Hobart.
495
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,000
Did I say that right, Tonya?
Oh yeah, Lawson Hobart.
496
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:26,160
Yes, I work with Tonya.
Mike says.
497
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,280
Oh yes, I work with Tonya.
I thought it was just some
498
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,080
random Tanya.
No, I just thought it was some
499
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,800
random Tanya Jesus.
There's not random Tanya's,
500
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,080
yeah.
That's a very common name, she.
501
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,440
Just saw you at work, man.
She's like, what the fuck?
502
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,960
I thought we were just talking
like some random Tanya.
503
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,960
I didn't know it was OK.
I got you.
504
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,240
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
505
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,200
Somebody, somebody else has
joined the live program.
506
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,360
They need to say hi so I can
acknowledge them.
507
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,640
How many followers do we have?
Tanya's Tanya's talking like you
508
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,400
know we have a good old toy.
I don't know.
509
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,160
I don't know.
I'm, I'm, it's on my phone.
510
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,840
So I don't know.
I don't have a memory.
511
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,480
So Tanya, make sure you you you
watch this episode that's coming
512
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
up because because because we're
going to have the top 11, uh
513
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,720
sandwiches, you know that people
should be at some point in time
514
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,280
in their life.
You know I got to figure out how
515
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,840
to do it to where I can I can
capture the this.
516
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,960
Audio.
At the same time as this screen,
517
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,640
I was just thinking it'd be kind
of cool for people to see, well,
518
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,760
you could do the same thing, but
it would be kind of weird.
519
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,840
So I'm going to go though Tanya.
It's nice to see you make sure
520
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,360
you get Mike's shit tomorrow at
work because you know, he's
521
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,160
like, which.
How do I use that?
522
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,520
You just said Tanya.
Mike under the bus.
523
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,840
No, there's no bus.
You know how many Tanyas there
524
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,960
are in the world.
She's going to give you shits, I
525
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,280
said Her whole name.
Not till Lawson.
526
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,240
Hobart.
Not till after I asked which
527
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,400
Tanya?
Yeah, this is true.
528
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,120
This is true.
He did ask which Tanya before I
529
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,120
told him your entire name, so
I'll give him that.
530
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,800
I think there's more than one
Tanya on our friends list.
531
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,360
You have a great day, Tanya.
Oh, yeah.
532
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,760
You know.
Oh, there's Ted.
533
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,240
Hi, Ted.
Ted Whittle.
534
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,600
Do you know Ted Whittle?
Yes, I also work with Ted
535
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,520
Whittle.
Hey, Mike says.
536
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Hi Ted.
Because he says you work
537
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,280
together.
Yes.
538
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,760
Oh, you know what?
That makes sense because
539
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,160
everybody's home from work, back
in your neck of the woods where
540
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,240
I'm still, it's it's still the
work day here.
541
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,280
Correct.
We're ahead of you.
542
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,120
Yeah, we started all.
Our so Tanya, so does Tanya know
543
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,400
Ted, Right.
So, Tanya, do you know Ted?
544
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,880
Does Ted and Tanya know each
other?
545
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,480
They might.
Maybe.
546
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,440
Maybe.
I don't know.
547
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,760
It's a big factory.
Yeah, she's.
548
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,520
Yeah, Tanya's going to give you.
Tanya's going to give you shit
549
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,000
tomorrow.
I'm reading what she's saying.
550
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,400
Oh, boy, you're in trouble.
I wouldn't.
551
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,880
I wouldn't.
I'd wear a mask to work
552
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,320
tomorrow.
I just thought it was a random
553
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,920
Tanya man.
I'd That's a common name.
554
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,200
I know, I know.
It's all good.
555
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,040
You know, if you had said
Rosalie Tanya, I don't know too
556
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,800
many Rosalie's, that would have
narrowed it down quickly.
557
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,920
Rosalie A whole lot of Rosie
from from Ace and Easy.
558
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,760
Like, I'm doing a podcast with
you and my brother-in-law is
559
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,760
also Chris, so I have to define
who I'm talking about, right?
560
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,680
Oh yes, you do.
OK, so.
561
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,680
I'm going to get shit anyway, so
it just.
562
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Dropped on our pay, you are
going to get shipping.
563
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,120
It's fun.
It is.
564
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,640
You got to be able to take it.
Working in a factory, man.
565
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,240
People bust your ass all the
time.
566
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,680
Balls.
Whatever you want to call it.
567
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,480
Yep.
OK.
568
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,240
So yeah, go to the show.
Go to the show.
569
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,640
Oh, maybe it's got to upload.
Oh, there it is.
570
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Yeah.
Behind the scenes.
571
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,200
There you go.
Behind the scenes with Crystal
572
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Mike, right.
That's when Jake came in and and
573
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,280
stole the Thunder.
They stole the Thunder from down
574
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,400
under.
Oh, that's the mirror.
575
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,440
Well, there you go.
Everybody really dug his
576
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,320
episode.
So I wanted to tell him thank
577
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,760
you again and that he's welcome
back anytime.
578
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:29,920
I did touch base with Tony
Palmer and as soon as I get on
579
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,920
you Internet, we will be doing
the podcast with him because I
580
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,560
want to be able to not have any
kind of delay at all.
581
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,520
He's going to be a super
interesting guest.
582
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240
I'll give everybody a sneak
peek.
583
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:49,400
One of the tidbits that he told
me was he ran sound for Ted
584
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,120
Nugent at the Texas Jam.
And if you look up the Texas
585
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,000
Jam, I think it took place in
about 78.
586
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,040
I don't, I don't want to quote
the date.
587
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,360
I I believe he said it was in
the late 70s.
588
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,800
There was like 80,000 people at
this gig.
589
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,200
And then once they got done with
that, he took Ted on his first
590
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,400
Wild boar hunt in Taos, NM.
So this is the caliber of been
591
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,000
there, done that kind of been in
the music business guy, this
592
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,680
guy.
Is so this is the guy.
593
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:24,560
So this is the guy then that
turned Ted on to wild boar
594
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,000
hunting?
Yes, 100%.
595
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,720
It was his first wild boar hunt,
right?
596
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,080
That's pretty that's pretty cool
to say about.
597
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,720
I I think the end of my
statement was that's the kind of
598
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,680
caliber guest we're bringing on
here for the listeners to be
599
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,280
entertained with.
And he will be able to tell you
600
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,600
stories like that for as long as
we'll have him.
601
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,960
So I'm super excited about
having him.
602
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,880
He's a very nice guy.
He's been more than generous
603
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:59,080
with this time, kind of
educating me as to what he's
604
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,160
done and not done and.
Yeah.
605
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,640
Looking forward to it, just so
everybody knows that's coming up
606
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,440
as soon as Mike can get some
fiber optic Internet.
607
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,600
That's that's good because you
know, we're not very
608
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,320
entertaining, so I need somebody
like Tony to entertain everyone.
609
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:22,560
Actually, I got more compliments
on us being funny and
610
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,400
entertaining that I had
anticipated more you being funny
611
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,360
than me.
Because, you know, I'm just me,
612
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,320
but I'm funny in spite of myself
sometimes.
613
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,880
Well, you can't.
You can't.
614
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,520
Yeah, but that's the thing.
You can't.
615
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,680
You know it's kind of like when
I had when I was on iHeartRadio,
616
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,560
I that show wouldn't have been
as good had I didn't have my my
617
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,760
Co host Margie bouncing off of
every stupid thing I said.
618
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,720
You know that's just, yeah, you
got to have two.
619
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,800
It's like, you know, well, I
told Stern would be Howard Stern
620
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,120
that Robin quivers, even though
Howard Stern, you know.
621
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,640
I told Jake that was you know,
there was a million reasons I
622
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,040
chose you to do this with but
that was one of the biggest
623
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,640
deciding factors was I love
people that make me laugh, man.
624
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:15,440
And you know, you've always made
me laugh and we don't argue.
625
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,760
And that's a big one.
So those are the two big ones,
626
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,600
is I like people that make me
laugh and I like people that I
627
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,760
can have a deep, serious
conversation with that I know is
628
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,440
not going to get offended and
breakdown.
629
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,360
And you know, you and I don't
have walls.
630
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,480
So, you know, there's no
limitations as to what we can
631
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,440
talk about.
And there's very few people that
632
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,760
I've met in my life that I've
been able to go that far with,
633
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,400
where I understand, you know,
there are no limitations as
634
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,560
subjects go.
And got to be careful, man.
635
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:53,640
People got feelings.
Well it's the paper mache skin
636
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,560
you know and here's here's,
here's a fun little thing that
637
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,040
that another you know squirrel,
squirrel, squirrel today marks
638
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,360
my it's my monthly sober date.
So every month I have a sober
639
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,760
date and then once a year I have
my sober year.
640
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Well, I'm I'm now January 9th,
the 9th of the month is my sober
641
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,159
day.
And then next February this,
642
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,679
this next month will be my 19th
year.
643
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,600
Congratulations.
I'm surprised Budweiser and Jack
644
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,280
Daniels are still in business.
Personally.
645
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,920
Thank you.
Why you congratulate me next
646
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,239
month?
I just my chip.
647
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,120
I always have my chip with me
because anytime I I go anywhere
648
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,239
that's like Nick and I'll go
dancing.
649
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,520
And we go to a bar.
When we do that, because it's
650
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,239
country dancing, I always have
my chip with me in my pocket.
651
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,040
See now the listeners out there
will be like stick.
652
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,639
Your hand in your pocket.
Fiddle with the chip.
653
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:44,400
The listeners will be like see
that was a Dick move of Mike
654
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,320
because I thought about it as I
just did it to drink my beer
655
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,239
while he held his A a chip up.
But that doesn't offend Chris
656
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,080
because he's the he knows he has
the problem not me.
657
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,280
That's that's where we're at in
life folks.
658
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,040
I wouldn't even think about it
other than I want to tell the
659
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:04,360
people that where him and I are
at he if he could do cocaine on
660
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,600
occasion, I wouldn't care if he
did a line of cocaine in front
661
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,440
of me.
But I can't do that because I
662
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,280
will do it for the rest of my
life or at least the next five
663
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,600
years.
So I just don't do it, you know?
664
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,440
That's how that's how Kevin
Dubrow died.
665
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,280
Yes, Yeah, I'm surprised I did,
you know.
666
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,400
Yeah, that's kind of.
And we'll we'll go down those
667
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:32,320
roads as we go along with this.
Well, there's nights where you
668
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,640
feel like you're just not.
Surprised.
669
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Fucking chest.
It's amazing anybody lifts.
670
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,320
Through right.
But I'm just I'm just surprised
671
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,960
that that right but I'm just it
just blew my mind that because
672
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,600
he didn't he died recently last
5-6 years I think.
673
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,960
So it just kind of surprised me
when they said his cause of
674
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,880
death was cocaine overdose, of
all the things out there in the
675
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,920
world.
It was longer ago than that.
676
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,800
Hold on.
I'm yeah, I'm Googling it too
677
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,800
2007.
Oh, all right. 2007 Yeah, yeah,
678
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,280
yeah.
He was found dead in his Vegas
679
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:12,720
home and.
Oh, you mean to still have been
680
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,120
doing it?
OK.
681
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,960
Do cocaine.
Yeah, like.
682
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,840
Yeah, I yeah, I finally just
caught up with you.
683
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,240
Fatal overdose.
Oh, I'm sorry.
684
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,560
Fatal.
No.
685
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,640
Here, here it was, though.
It's a it was a fatal overdose
686
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:30,640
of a combination of cocaine,
painkillers and alcohol.
687
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,520
Oh, so he was.
Speedballing.
688
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Overly overly self medicating,
right?
689
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,800
Yes, been there, done that too.
Woo.
690
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,240
Hoo, yeah.
Which is which is insane.
691
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,320
Yeah, I've done it many times.
He'd never been married and had
692
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,080
had no children, so his legacy
died with him.
693
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,600
That's surprising.
He was dead at the time of his
694
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,360
death.
He was estimated to be worth
695
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,560
around $10 million and with no
errors.
696
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,840
I wonder where that means that
money went.
697
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Right to the state.
Yeah, well, you only need one.
698
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,600
You only need one successful one
hit wonder.
699
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,480
That's why they call them, one
hit wonders.
700
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,680
Oh.
Yeah, you live your whole life
701
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,160
off that.
Their metal health album sold
702
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,840
just millions and millions.
It it probably went diamond.
703
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,880
I I bet it sold over 10 million
copies because I owned it.
704
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,600
Everybody owned it in 1983 or 4,
whenever that came.
705
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,360
Out.
Yeah, I did too.
706
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,480
It was on every ghetto blaster
in America.
707
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,880
Yeah.
Look up when metal health came
708
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,680
out.
It was their third.
709
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,320
Their third.
Yeah, it was their third album
710
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,760
ever released, March 11th of
1983.
711
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,680
Same year pyromania came out, by
the way.
712
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,400
Come on.
All right on.
713
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:00,600
Yeah, come on.
Illinois Mental Health, We're
714
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,280
just trying to see.
It was the first heavy metal
715
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,040
album to ever reach #1, which we
knew.
716
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,280
It replaced The Police's
Synchronicity, which was a good
717
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,480
album in November of 83.
Due to its commercial success,
718
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:16,160
is regarded as as by some as the
catalyst that opened the door
719
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,840
for hair metals immense
popularity through the next
720
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,040
several years.
So I could see that it ended
721
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,160
going six times platinum.
So what's Diamond?
722
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,640
What's What do you got to do for
Diamond?
723
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,160
Platinum's a million.
So is Diamond 10 million?
724
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,040
Yes, 10 million.
So it said.
725
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,360
It went on.
It went on.
726
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,800
In the US alone, it was
certified six times platinum.
727
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,520
OK, so you have to have 10
million in the United States to
728
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,240
get a diamond record, just FYI.
Gotcha.
729
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,320
The standards are different when
you get outside the United
730
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,760
States because it's based on
population density.
731
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,800
So like in Canada, to have a
diamond record, you might only
732
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,760
have to sell 750,000 copies or
something, you know, or 2
733
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,600
million.
But in the United States, it's
734
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,160
500,000 for Gold, 1,000,000 for
platinum and 10 million for
735
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,560
diamond.
Right.
736
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,480
It's hard to have a Diamond
album.
737
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,320
That's a lot of records.
Yeah.
738
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,280
So now, OK, let's, I'll go down
this.
739
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,400
Hold on a second.
I'll go down this rabbit hole
740
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:32,440
for one second to put it in
perspective of how amazing, no
741
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,520
matter what you think of the
Black Album, that album has been
742
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:43,280
on the Billboard Top 100 or 250.
I think it's been on the Top
743
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,320
100, it's entire existence.
It's still on the Billboard Top
744
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,480
100 or 250 or whatever it is,
but it's still there.
745
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,880
So is Pink Floyd Dark Side of
the Moon or Water?
746
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,840
I think that one finally went
down.
747
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,360
OK.
OK.
748
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,920
So I just I just I just googled
10 million plus OK.
749
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,800
OK.
So, so it's there's there's a
750
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:12,960
select, there's there's there's
a six person group, A66 musician
751
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,600
band group that have gone 20
million or plus.
752
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,080
OK and this is, this is not
surprising because I heard this
753
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,640
before but it's still surprising
The Eagles greatest hits album
754
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:28,360
from 71 and 75 has gone platinum
38 times over.
755
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:34,040
So they're the number one
selling ever. #2 to that is
756
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:39,160
Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Surprise #3 to that is the
757
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,160
Eagles again with Hotel
California.
758
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,400
That's surprising. #4 to that
which which I right.
759
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,320
The number 4, which I thought
definitely would be a diamond,
760
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,880
is ACDC's back in black.
That's not a Diamond album. #5
761
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,360
it is, it's 20 million plus.
This is the 20 million plus.
762
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,400
OK, Jesus, squirrel.
Yeah.
763
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,120
So 20 million plus.
Yeah, it's OK.
764
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,640
It's OK.
So, so the, the, the as of right
765
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,080
now, the number one selling
album of all time is the Eagles
766
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,440
Greatest Hits 7175, or
38,000,038.
767
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,960
Yeah, 38 million sells because
of 38 times platinum.
768
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Next to that is Michael
Jackson's Thriller, which is 34
769
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,400
times platinum. #3 is the Eagles
Hotel California, which is
770
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,480
26,000,000.
So the Eagles alone?
771
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:35,680
That's wow, 64 million,
64,000,000 sales for just that
772
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,280
Greatest hits and Hotel
California combined.
773
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,840
Two albums.
Then coming in at #4 is ACDC
774
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,280
with Back in Black with 2025
times platinum.
775
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,800
Yeah, two albums.
Led Zeppelin.
776
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,280
Now mighty Zepp.
The Untitled Led Zeppelin 4.
777
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,920
My favorite.
Is it 24 times platinum?
778
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,320
And then rumors.
And the rumors from Fleetwood
779
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Mac 21 times platinum.
So then you go to the TO 15 to
780
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,160
19,000,000 right?
Which is still even not a very
781
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:08,320
large group.
It's 12345678910111213 people
782
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,720
between 15 and 19,000,000.
I won't break it down, but I'll
783
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:16,280
tell you in in that chunk you
have Garth Books twice with two
784
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,080
different albums.
You have Guns and Roses with my
785
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,080
album.
Shania Twain with.
786
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,920
Appetite for Destruction album
guys.
787
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,920
Roses Garth Brooks Yeah, Yep,
Garth Brooks are no fences.
788
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,720
And then you have Shania Twain
come on over.
789
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,840
Then you have the mighty
Metallica, which I'm assuming is
790
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,880
just a black album because it's
just says Metallica.
791
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,320
Metallica 90. 1. 16 times.
Find them.
792
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,760
That's as of 2012.
There's an asterisk that's as of
793
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,880
2012, so it may have gone more
since Elton John's greatest
794
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:00,560
hits, Boston's debut, Boston's
Springsteen's protest album,
795
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,120
Born in the USA, Bee Gees,
Alanis Morissette, Dark Side of
796
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,000
the Moon, Bob Marley, The
Wailers, Journey's Greatest Hits
797
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,800
and Steve Miller Band are all
between 15 and 19,000,000
798
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,440
responses.
And oddly enough, those are all
799
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,280
bands that I still listen to
every day.
800
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,760
There's a reason they're there.
Those are amazing albums.
801
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,320
And just for our listeners
aren't complete music freaks
802
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:33,520
like myself.
The Shania Twain and the ACDC
803
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,800
were produced by the same
producer, so it's not an
804
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,640
accident that those albums are
straight selling.
805
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Yep.
So for the people.
806
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,880
Metallica No, he didn't.
Did he shoot the?
807
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,000
Metallica No.
No, Bob Rock didn't.
808
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,080
And Bob Rock is also a platinum
album maker.
809
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,200
So how many albums did Slippery
When Wet sell?
810
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,720
Yeah, since he did that.
Or maybe he just engineered
811
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:00,920
that.
I'm.
812
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,720
I'm.
I'm in the 10,000,000 now.
813
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,680
You know what?
He might have just engineered
814
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,520
that.
There's.
815
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,840
I know he produced New Jersey.
I'm almost.
816
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,200
So we have, Yeah.
OK We have.
817
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,120
We have 10 to 14,000,000.
You have Hootie and the
818
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,000
Blowfish, Carole King, Simon,
Garfunkel, Meatloaf, Whitney
819
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,640
Houston, Couple soundtracks,
Dirty Dancing in the Bodyguard,
820
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,920
Backstreet Boys, Santana,
Santana.
821
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,480
I like saying Santana, Purple
Rain.
822
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,600
I surprise Purple Rain hasn't
sold more than that.
823
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,040
That's that's surprising.
How many of?
824
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,600
That M&M's Marshall Mathers.
Held 10 million plus.
825
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Prince Purple Rain was 13 * 13
times platinum.
826
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,480
I would have thought it would
have been more too.
827
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,160
Beatles on here I Yeah, Beatles
there.
828
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,840
It is.
Slippery and wet. 12 * 12
829
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,040
million copies.
OK, I know it was quite a few.
830
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,400
Zeppelin's on here again.
Yeah, but The Beatles on here
831
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,800
quite a bit.
One of your favorite vocalists
832
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,200
of all times on here.
Korean Square Water Revival def.
833
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,240
Leopard Hysteria is on there.
Creed's on there, Human Clay.
834
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:15,880
Pink Floyd's The Walls on there,
More Beatles Houses of the holy
835
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,920
Billy Joel Stranger.
Great fucking album.
836
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Nirvana's.
Never mind.
837
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,440
Funny story about Billy Joel.
Kid Rock's the Devil Without a
838
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,360
cause.
Pearl Jam.
839
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,480
Yeah, I tell everybody the same
thing.
840
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,200
I always say that.
Yeah, go ahead.
841
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,760
Funny story, Billy Joel.
I always say that I don't like
842
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,560
Billy Joel.
Every time I every time I hear
843
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,880
one of his songs, I'm like, damn
it, I like Billy Joel.
844
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,040
I want to.
I don't know what it is, man.
845
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,600
It's like a weird.
I don't want to like the guy.
846
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,280
And every time I hear one of the
songs, I know every fucking word
847
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,400
and I know all the music to it.
He's crazy.
848
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,280
I think this this may be why.
This may be why.
849
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,360
When when he got with Christie
Brinkley and did that whole
850
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,960
Uptown girl bullshit album, it
it it took away from where he
851
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,280
was like like I'll listen to the
stranger like I never was a big
852
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,520
Billy Joel fan at all either
right?
853
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:17,240
Never liked piano man you know
when I got back into to owning
854
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:21,400
records I I I got The Stranger,
I went to record store and I I
855
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,080
stranger called to me and I
picked it up and went home and
856
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,440
played it.
I'm like fuck this is a good
857
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,000
album and start to finish.
So I think that's when some
858
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,240
artists change.
The change doesn't always keep
859
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,040
you a fan, right?
Like, like Metallica lost a lot
860
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,200
of fans and they did black, but
they also gained 20 times as
861
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,240
much fans because a lot of
people thought they sold out
862
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:45,600
because they weren't that
driving heavy thrash, speed,
863
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,600
death metal, whatever you want
to call it, not death metal.
864
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,160
But you know what I'm saying.
For everyone that lost, they
865
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,440
gained.
The lightning, it wasn't kill
866
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,960
them all.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
867
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,040
So it wasn't, you know, and now
it is what it is.
868
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,640
But you just, you just, you hit
that point and it's like OK.
869
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,800
There's only one band that got
away with making the same album
870
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,320
every There's only one band that
got away with making the same
871
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,800
album over and over and over
again, and that's ACDC.
872
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,080
If Metallica had kept making,
yeah.
873
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,160
If Metallica had kept making
Master of Puppets and Ride the
874
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,800
Lightning, nobody would have
liked them.
875
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,440
Even Megadeth.
Change.
876
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,920
No matter what people want to
say.
877
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,800
Megadeth went commercial when
they did euthanasia and cryptic
878
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,560
writings and you know, they went
down that same Rd.
879
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,800
So I don't I get in that same
argument with people who dis
880
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,560
Metallica all the time.
The reason that they are the Led
881
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,200
Zeppelin of our generation is
because they evolved.
882
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,160
It didn't always work.
I appreciate them trying an
883
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,160
album like Street Anger.
There's some songs that I like
884
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,400
on there.
It's just incomplete.
885
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,520
It didn't get finished.
You know the ideas are there,
886
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,280
but it's almost like it was
Metallica doing a demo, and
887
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,400
Metallica's demo is going to be
100 times better than everybody
888
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,520
else's.
Had it been any other album,
889
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,760
people would have loved it.
But because it was Metallica and
890
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,600
we have high expectations for
them, they were going through a
891
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,480
rough period in their life and
you know, you and I know better
892
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,840
than anybody what that's like.
It's hard to be creative and
893
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,600
write music when your life is in
turmoil, you know?
894
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Since then, they've written some
great albums.
895
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,680
If you've never done yourself a
favor and listened to Death
896
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:35,280
Magnetic or Hard Wired for Self
Destruction, 72 seasons, the
897
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,520
latest album that they released.
Those three albums after Saint
898
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,880
Anger are absolutely amazing.
They're great pieces of music
899
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,040
and I think people should just
get off that.
900
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,200
Well, they haven't done anything
since The Black Album.
901
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,720
Yeah, well, they've played about
6000 shows since then.
902
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:59,160
That's what they've done you
dumb fucks to to a sold out
903
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,240
crowd.
Every night Lexaturna came out
904
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,200
or Yeah, right.
So in 72 seasons, the first
905
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,760
truck they released was
Lexaturna.
906
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,640
So I, I, I'm, I'm an
Orangetheory and kool-aid
907
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,200
drinker.
I go to Orangetheory, right.
908
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,200
So every six months we have
benchmarks.
909
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,440
That's the reason I'm telling
you this story.
910
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,800
Every six months we have
benchmarks.
911
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,560
So those benchmarks are a 500
meter row and your best time
912
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,680
possible 2000 meter row.
Catch me if you can.
913
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,680
Which means everybody gets on
the treadmill and at certain
914
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,120
intervals you got to add, you
got to add speed or you have to
915
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,200
be at a certain distance
otherwise you're caught and you
916
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,560
got to get off of.
They also have the mile
917
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,440
benchmark run so it's you got to
run a mile as fast as you can.
918
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,240
Well the trainers don't control
the music which really sucks.
919
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,640
It's the It's the only real
negative thing about Orange
920
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,600
Theory is the trainers are
limited to whatever stupid music
921
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,560
that Orange Three makes them use
because of stupid.
922
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,880
Knowing this ahead of time, I
had my I right?
923
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,600
So knowing this ahead of time, I
had my trusty iPad, iPod,
924
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,240
whatever you want to call that.
And I downloaded.
925
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,760
I have running playlists, but I
I for this particular one I had
926
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:18,160
Lux Eterna for Metallica and oh,
something from POD because it
927
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,600
was driving.
It was a driving song from POD
928
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,320
and they were.
I had metallicas on there twice
929
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,040
and then PO DS twice, so it was
Metallica.
930
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,760
Metallica PODPODI ran the mile
at studio One because that's
931
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,000
when I was doing back-to-back
workouts at different studios.
932
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,520
I ran the first mile at 555.
Luxor Turner was playing the
933
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,120
whole time because I had to go
back-to-back.
934
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,200
I turned it up loud enough so I
could ignore the trainer, ignore
935
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,080
all their bullshit music because
they don't understand.
936
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,960
Runners need a driving beat.
The music is just fucking out of
937
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,640
sight, man.
You're you, you go faster, you
938
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:55,160
just get that energy and you go.
So first studio I did in 5
939
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,160
minutes, 55 seconds.
So the second studio, which is
940
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,080
40 minutes, Thirty minutes later
same concept went in.
941
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,200
Now understand.
I did an entire hour workout
942
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,680
after I did the mile for the
first part of the workout.
943
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,160
The 1st 6 minutes of my day was
doing that.
944
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,720
Went to the next studio.
Same thing, Metallica.
945
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,760
I speed up the treadmill on
every interval because my goal
946
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,360
was, well, I got to beat 555.
I can't do 555 again.
947
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,560
Fucking thing, man.
I finished at 5:55 again.
948
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,440
Which tells you what, Mike.
It tells you that the treadmill.
949
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,680
Metallica needed it.
Differently.
950
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,440
Different studios, but Metalla,
right?
951
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,600
But Metallica's Luxaturna
propelled me to hit that that
952
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,400
target twice in the in the
period of an hour.
953
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,040
Which is pretty damn cool and
totally off topic, but it's
954
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,000
relevant right now in our world.
That Taylor Swift chick?
955
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:54,720
Guess where she's not?
She's not in the 10 to
956
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,640
14,000,000 copies sold.
She's not in the 15 to
957
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,040
19,000,000 copies sold.
She's not in the 20 million or
958
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:06,560
more copies sold.
She's way down the list of less
959
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,040
than 10 million records sold for
her.
960
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,320
Where is she?
Her fearless record that came
961
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,280
out in 2008.
She's only done 10 times
962
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,040
platinum.
Do you want me to educate the
963
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,480
listeners as to why?
Or would you just like to think
964
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,960
that she doesn't sell a lot of
records?
965
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,360
I would love you to educate the
listeners as to why Mr.
966
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,440
Michaels.
Because the majority of her
967
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:36,720
professional career that the
American public knows her as
968
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:43,640
today was in a time where CD and
vinyl and record sales were in
969
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,080
the toilet.
If you look at her streaming
970
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,800
numbers, she's probably smoking
everybody by about 1000 to 1.
971
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,920
So just to put that in
perspective, I know where you
972
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,000
were going with that and it
makes me happy too.
973
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,400
But unfortunately, I'm educated
enough in the music business to
974
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,200
have to say damn it, It's
because she spent the majority
975
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,760
of her professional career in
the non physical media buying
976
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,760
purchase era.
When's the last time you or I
977
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:20,400
bought ACD?
OK, so in the true so billions
978
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,800
in the streaming because I just
I just typed in most streaming
979
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,880
songs.
The Billions blinding.
980
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,920
The song called Blinding Lights
3.993 billion.
981
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,160
Song called Shape of You 3.7
Billion Someone You love 3.1
982
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:42,280
billion Sunflower 3.096 billion.
So what we need?
983
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,200
Is any of the songs man?
Everybody to download this
984
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:52,600
podcast 3.9 billion times and we
will either bring you massively
985
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,240
new good content or you'll never
have to hear us again.
986
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,800
The choice is yours, people.
Oh, OK, so, so right, so now I
987
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,080
know.
Now now this explains OK, so, so
988
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,720
Spotify's most streamed songs,
Shape of You by Ed Sheeran 4.2
989
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,000
billion or 4 point.
Well, I rounded it up Blinding
990
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,360
lights by the weekend like I
like blinding lights.
991
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,520
Who the fuck is that?
The weekend, The band.
992
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,760
The weekend.
And then Ed Sheeran comes in and
993
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,400
again at #3 with Perfect.
The weekend is a dude.
994
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,800
He's he's a guy.
Oh, OK, and I don't think it's.
995
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,040
A band.
I think it's a guy.
996
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,200
Oh.
He's a good artist, absolutely.
997
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,400
And then the spell weekend,
right?
998
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,800
It's.
OK, cool.
999
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,760
He's cool.
He's cool.
1000
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,520
Man, And then you have this
Spaccio by Lewis Pharmacy.
1001
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,400
You don't spell it right when.
Going and then Someone you Loved
1002
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,920
by Lewis Capaldi.
You know that.
1003
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:53,640
So that's that's the yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1004
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,920
If it ends in an S, you put AZ
there.
1005
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,440
That's when it's interesting Z.
Nemesis, yes.
1006
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,160
We should have had AZ in
Nemesis.
1007
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,720
We didn't.
We Didn't we?
1008
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,160
Would have had to have two Z's
and I think that would have been
1009
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,960
overindulgent.
Nemesis this.
1010
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,360
Wouldn't sound like we had a
list.
1011
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,920
That's.
How we can call that's that's
1012
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,040
how we can call our nemesis
ourselves nemesis again by
1013
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,040
having Z's.
Hey, look, while while you're on
1014
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:28,640
that subject, did we not have
that name first?
1015
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,280
We can prove we had that name
first.
1016
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,600
Why can't we have that name?
We should have sued them.
1017
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,240
I mean, for Christ's sake, dude,
we probably played over 1000
1018
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:42,640
Chosen.
Because we have was all it
1019
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,480
needs.
All it needs is it needs to be
1020
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,440
printed.
It's in printing.
1021
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,520
If it's in printing, then.
If it's in print, that's it's
1022
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,600
published, so therefore it is.
Well, I have.
1023
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,760
About I just pulled up Nemesis
200 and.
1024
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,680
Leftover tickets that have
Nemesis printed on them I.
1025
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,320
I know you do and.
They're dated.
1026
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,520
Yeah, Arch Enemy, the band
Nemesis.
1027
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,360
The band Nemesis is where I look
for the.
1028
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,200
Band.
Yeah, they're from, like, I want
1029
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,400
to say, what did I tell you,
Hungary?
1030
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,720
I just pulled.
Them up.
1031
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,280
I'm pulling them up right now.
They're from somewhere in
1032
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:32,800
Europe.
The song they have is This is
1033
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,320
The War Is On.
It doesn't really tell me
1034
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:42,440
anything more about them I Got.
To thinking about that, I was
1035
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,440
like, we've had that name since
1994.
1036
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:53,320
Yeah, it's a Bangladesh rock
band formed in 1999 in Dhaka.
1037
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,320
They're one of the most popular
rock bands in Bangladesh.
1038
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,920
So they stole our name.
Six years later, we were still a
1039
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,400
band in 1999, they stole our
fucking name.
1040
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,320
We were.
We needed better lawyers, you
1041
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,680
know.
We.
1042
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,560
Yeah, they stole our name while
we were using it.
1043
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,800
Yeah.
Nemesis didn't officially
1044
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:29,680
disband until. 2000 Yeah, they
have a thing called
1045
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:35,160
nemesisband.com.
It's just a.
1046
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,320
This is different Nemesis.
All kinds of people ripped off
1047
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,720
our.
Knees a bunch of old dudes
1048
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:46,200
Nemesis at the New Year's Eve
Celebration at the Romo Club
1049
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,400
featuring entertainment by
Nemesis.
1050
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,080
These guys are not from
Bangladesh.
1051
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,160
This is a full trumpet like this
is a full brass band.
1052
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,840
It's it's got trumpets, 2
trumpets of sax, keyboard,
1053
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,840
female singer, drummer, bass
guitar, another rhythm guitar,
1054
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,600
and 233 rhythm guitars.
I'm offended.
1055
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,600
There is no band using the name
Nemesis that should have a brass
1056
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,240
section.
That's unacceptable.
1057
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,240
No.
And one of the no, it's it's
1058
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,160
it's yeah, it's kind of it's a
horn driven cover band.
1059
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,160
So therefore I think we could
still call ourselves Nemesis
1060
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,880
because they're a horn driven
cover band and you have the
1061
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,560
other band from.
Bengal and three of the original
1062
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,920
Nemesis members are still
walking this earth, so I think
1063
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,840
Rick would back us up.
Right.
1064
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,480
And Dave Glazer still around.
He became our manager later on,
1065
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,400
so he would back us up.
We got a lot of witnesses.
1066
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,280
Yeah, yeah.
Not to mention the legions of
1067
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,560
fans that used to come to our
show, so and.
1068
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:55,680
Then just the simple fact that
that that we have the, the
1069
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,280
marketing, this stuff we did
what the fuck?
1070
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,960
Yeah, I'm surrounded by it.
It's all over this table that
1071
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,960
people can't see.
There's nemesis stuff everywhere
1072
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,160
on this table.
Yeah, And you know how I came up
1073
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,720
with the.
With the, with the name Nemesis,
1074
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,960
right.
Pearl Jam.
1075
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,080
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
1076
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam.
1077
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,400
You even told the story on the
podcast Pulled.
1078
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,920
Out my gun, yeah.
Yeah, I remember you showing up
1079
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,040
that came up with that was just
the first word out of your
1080
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,640
mouth.
You said, I think we should call
1081
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,400
ourselves Nemesis.
And everything got, you know,
1082
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,040
how it went down back then.
Everything got shot down like in
1083
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,880
1/10 of a second.
That was the first time that
1084
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,080
everybody was like, nobody said
anything.
1085
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,200
And Chris was like, well, at
least they're thinking about it,
1086
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,640
you know?
And so we all talked about it
1087
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,960
and looked up Nemesis.
And then it's the goddess of
1088
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,360
vengeance in Greek mythology.
And I was like, well, that's
1089
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,480
pretty cool.
So yeah, we went out there and
1090
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,520
kicked some ass under the
Nemesis moniker from 1993 or 4
1091
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:06,240
until 2000.
Yeah, I know, Chris jumped off
1092
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,840
the ride with.
That I think we somewhere
1093
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,240
because.
We kept going for a little
1094
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:14,840
while, but I told you but.
You know, yeah, Petered out.
1095
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,920
Once a nemesis, always a
nemesis.
1096
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,440
So yeah, we own that name. 1st
It's funny, I I ended up Yeah,
1097
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,960
it's funny.
I Jesse, the drummer for the
1098
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,520
last band I was in.
It was his birthday yesterday
1099
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,800
and I haven't talked to him in
years, but I always wish him
1100
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,560
happy birthday.
I've always messaged him happy
1101
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,760
birthday on Facebook and always
text him yesterday, he finally
1102
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,640
responds back.
I'm like, holy shit dude, I
1103
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,560
haven't talked to you.
Never.
1104
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:43,680
But it got me thinking.
Whenever I'd introduce us on
1105
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,520
stage, it was Mike Michaels on
guitar and you, you know William
1106
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Rich and Carr the Third because
it just pissed off Rick because
1107
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,560
I used his full name, but I
liked his full name because why
1108
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,160
not?
And then I.
1109
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,200
Always.
I like the way you saw the.
1110
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,040
Drummer.
Like I never said Scott.
1111
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,120
And ever since Scott Connor, I
just said Scott the drummer.
1112
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,680
Well, in talking with Jesse
yesterday for about 45 minutes,
1113
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,040
if he attacks, it dawned on me.
I did the same thing with Jesse.
1114
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,680
I never said Jesse Johnson.
I just said Jesse the drummer,
1115
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,400
you know, I don't know why that
is, man, because it rolls up.
1116
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:17,560
I think drummers just need to be
defined like, right, Scott the
1117
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,680
drummer.
Jesse the drummer, you know, and
1118
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
Mike Michaels.
And that's a weird thing, like
1119
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,840
if we could get because because
Jesse still plays, if we could
1120
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,280
get him to join in and we would
have Mike Michaels on the guitar
1121
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,200
and Jesse, Jesse Johnson, then
you guys both have the same, you
1122
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,400
know, Mike Michaels, Jesse
Johnson, Debbie Trolls, JJ,
1123
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,880
Amen, right.
And of course, William Richard
1124
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,480
Carr, the Third.
Do you remember the night that
1125
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:48,400
we got See, I I can't remember
what gigs were what, so I just
1126
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,320
got asked a question.
Do you remember the night that
1127
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,920
we got booked with the Skinhead
band at The Mason Jar?
1128
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,520
Probably.
I was just telling that story
1129
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:05,240
the other day because, yeah, I I
think Scott was the one that
1130
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,960
finally jumped in and he was
kind of like way crazier than
1131
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,360
even they were.
And they got scared of him
1132
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,480
because he told him he was going
to fight every one of them.
1133
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,480
He just asked who was first.
I remember talking to one of
1134
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,880
those dudes and saying, to your
point about drummers, I just
1135
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,040
remember talking to one of the
guys who seemed to be the voice
1136
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,280
of reason on the other side of
the skinheads and saying, you
1137
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,720
know, you got a drummer, We got
a drummer.
1138
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,640
Drummers just like to beat the
shit out of stuff.
1139
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,400
They're not really musicians,
you know.
1140
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,440
Their whole goal in life is to
have as much physical stamina as
1141
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,280
humanly possible.
Because playing the drums to
1142
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,680
your point as a runner is like
running a long distance.
1143
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,400
You might be running a 10K doing
a 2 hour show, you know.
1144
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,360
So when you're going to fight a
drummer, you might want to take
1145
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,680
into account that their whole
existence in life is to beat the
1146
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,120
shit out of something.
Sometimes softly, sometimes
1147
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,560
hard.
But they can do it for hours on
1148
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:07,200
end.
Take the sticks out of their
1149
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,320
hand and that's your face.
That was my point to it.
1150
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,120
Yeah, exactly.
And yeah, and they are.
1151
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,920
And and that's just and their
brains are wired differently,
1152
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,360
too.
Yeah, well, and my point was,
1153
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,720
that's the night that I learned
in telling the story to this
1154
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,720
other person that skinheads hate
everyone, They don't just hate
1155
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,480
themselves or they don't just
hate.
1156
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,480
Like black people, Hispanics,
they hate.
1157
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:39,240
Long hairs.
They hate Mormons.
1158
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,000
They hate.
They hate everyone.
1159
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,960
If you're not one of them, they
hate you.
1160
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,200
I didn't know that.
I thought, you know, they just
1161
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,920
hated, like, you know, ethnic
groups.
1162
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,440
But that night proved
differently.
1163
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,640
They don't like people along.
It's just, it's just straight
1164
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,120
across the board, which is
disappointing, but you know.
1165
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:05,240
And the reason that that story
came up was somebody asked me
1166
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,000
how old you were when you went
bald, and I said he wasn't bald,
1167
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,600
he just shaved his head.
He had a full head of hair.
1168
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,240
So that's when I told that
story.
1169
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,760
I said, and oddly I said, oddly
enough, I think the owner of one
1170
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,480
of the clubs that we played at
got a little confused because he
1171
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,160
booked us with a Skinhead band
shortly after Chris shaved his
1172
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,280
head.
That's how that went down as
1173
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,920
Franco.
I think he thought we were going
1174
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,440
Skinhead or something.
Right.
1175
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,320
Yeah, No, my ball cap ripped.
For those who don't know, I was
1176
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,760
in a play.
I was in a play called Bow Jest
1177
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,000
and I was playing Morse and the
Butler, and I had a bald cap and
1178
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,000
it was a bit part.
It was a character.
1179
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,160
Role.
I had like 6 lines and I kind of
1180
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:55,480
waddle that on stage like a like
a a Penguin on speed issued my
1181
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,640
lines and and then exited you
know stage right I think at the
1182
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,200
time.
But dress rehearsals the night
1183
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:06,120
before a play goes on for real.
And when taking the I wasn't
1184
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,360
taking it off myself, but we
were somebody's helping me
1185
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,320
remove it and the ball cap
ripped and it was like oh shit.
1186
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,440
So it was one of those things.
Well I could either.
1187
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,680
It was 3 days, two days before
the show, so it was either I
1188
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,000
don't do it.
But to me the bit was the fact
1189
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,520
this guy was bald, so I just
shaved my head.
1190
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,720
So the next day I think I came
to practice with a Mohawk,
1191
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:34,480
because I had a Mohawk for a day
and then and then to play and
1192
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:39,920
then the play and then after the
day of the play in in the makeup
1193
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,560
room, they just finished it off.
They just shaved it all the
1194
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,560
right down the middle and the
Mohawk was gone and.
1195
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:53,640
And my point to the listeners is
this was 199495 somewhere in
1196
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:59,760
there guys were not shaving
their head. 93. 93 guys were not
1197
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,080
shaving their head at all.
It was not socially acceptable.
1198
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,800
That's why this was, you know, I
don't think the person really
1199
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:11,640
got how shocking that was.
You know, when I shaved my head,
1200
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,400
it wasn't real shocking.
It was 2009 or whatever.
1201
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,560
You know, in 1993, a dude shows
up and he's got shaved head.
1202
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,480
He's either got cancer, he's a
Skinhead, or what the fuck
1203
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,440
happened, You know?
There was only three questions.
1204
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,600
I'm like, holy shit, is my
fucking brother sick?
1205
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,560
You know, I think.
Is Chris dying?
1206
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,920
No, he just got his hat stuck to
his head.
1207
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,840
Cool.
And I think, I think that, I
1208
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,000
think that one, that one picture
too.
1209
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,480
I think it actually, when we're
sitting on the fence, I think
1210
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,240
that was one of the first
pictures we took.
1211
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,520
We were not sitting after.
I originally after I first
1212
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,240
shaved my head.
We were not sitting on a fence.
1213
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,320
We were sitting on that archway
across the street from Scott's
1214
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,680
house.
Remember when he lived in Mesa?
1215
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,320
In that duplex on the corner.
Oh, oh, that's right.
1216
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:57,800
That's.
Right.
1217
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,600
Remember we got run off for
trespassing.
1218
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,000
Then people came out.
They were pissed.
1219
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,840
They didn't get amused that we
got up there at all.
1220
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,960
But we got the picture.
Yeah, I think my buddy Dave took
1221
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,400
that picture.
Somebody.
1222
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,680
Somebody did.
But yeah, that was the first
1223
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,600
picture of all four of us.
And you're right, that was
1224
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,040
probably just shortly after you
shaved your head.
1225
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,560
Yeah, we're sitting on an
archway where people drove
1226
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,080
through.
It was a nice community across
1227
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,160
the street.
Yeah.
1228
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:24,680
That guy came out of that guard
Jack.
1229
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,120
He's like, you guys can't be up
there, I thought.
1230
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,600
You saying that?
Relax, Fucker.
1231
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,360
Relax.
All right, We got it.
1232
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:35,240
Well, bad.
There's no sign, man.
1233
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,080
It doesn't say keep out.
Exactly.
1234
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,280
At 22, you just don't think
about stuff like that.
1235
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,080
So we needed to get a picture.
We didn't care whose property it
1236
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,240
was on you.
Don't you don't.
1237
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,560
Nope.
We didn't.
1238
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,560
All right, so it's almost 4:00.
Let's wind this puppy up.
1239
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,600
Let's do our.
Did you get the e-mail?
1240
01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:00,080
The top 11 sandwiches?
Yeah.
1241
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,800
Check your e-mail, Mike.
And I didn't, I didn't bold
1242
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,320
anything at all this time.
So you can you can start with
1243
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:12,120
#11 when you get to it And you
know just for everybody that
1244
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,120
that is.
You know, following along our
1245
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,080
our program here we wrap up
every show with a top 11 list of
1246
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,399
something and the reason why we
do top 11 is.
1247
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:27,279
Because of the Great and mighty
Spinal Tap, it goes to 11.
1248
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,200
It's one better than 10.
It goes to 11.
1249
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,399
It goes to another better than
10.
1250
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:38,000
So today's Yeah.
So today's Top 11 list is the
1251
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,479
top 11 sandwiches ever made. #11
so.
1252
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,200
Mike's going to start off with
#11.
1253
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,439
Is ham and cheese, or in my
case, fake cheese or vegan
1254
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:51,600
cheese, or whatever you'd like
to call it's delicious.
1255
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,880
I have vegan cheese.
I eat vegan cheese now too.
1256
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,399
I have chow.
You tried the Chow cheese CA.
1257
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:04,319
Yeah, it is right.
I was pleasantly surprised by
1258
01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:08,600
far as my go to, yeah #10, tuna
fish.
1259
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,000
I used to eat tuna fish
sandwiches when I was a kid.
1260
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,640
I still do occasionally,
especially when I don't.
1261
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,319
Feel good?
It's good post workout too.
1262
01:09:15,399 --> 01:09:18,920
It's it's good post workout.
Yeah, yeah, you know, you can
1263
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,800
bring the tuna fish sandwich in
the oven and you call it a tuna
1264
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,200
bumstead.
I did not know that.
1265
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:30,680
I will try it sometime. #9 yeah,
#9 go ahead. #9 is pastrami on
1266
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,080
sourdough, which I think
sourdough is poison to me, but
1267
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,479
it sounds delicious.
Oh, I'm sorry.
1268
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:43,319
That's.
Crunchy #8 roast roast beef.
1269
01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:45,160
And we're not talking America's
roast beef.
1270
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,880
We're just talking roast beef.
Roast That's.
1271
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,880
Not an Arby's plug unless you
want to sponsor our show.
1272
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,160
This portion of the show is spot
to you by Arby's America's
1273
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,520
Roast.
See.
1274
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,800
Yes, Sir.
And for those who are listening,
1275
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,400
Chris can do commercials very
well.
1276
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:03,920
He's got that voice.
So #7, yes, one of my favorites
1277
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,960
and a go to, as anybody will
tell you that it works with me.
1278
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,120
Smoked Turkey.
I love smoked Turkey.
1279
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,200
Is that is that is, is that real
Ted and Tanya, does Mike like
1280
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,440
smoked Turkey sandwiches?
Tanya will tell you she ate a
1281
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,200
lot of lunch.
I don't know.
1282
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,520
For sure, if they listen to the
show.
1283
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,440
That's right.
OK.
1284
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,560
Right.
On number six, up number six.
1285
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,880
Now I'm kind of, I'm kind of,
I've kind of took this list into
1286
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,400
the into the not just sandwich.
But if it's got two pieces of
1287
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,040
bread and something in the
middle, it's a sandwich.
1288
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,440
So number six is a Patty melt.
It's a sandwich.
1289
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:44,280
Number six is Patty melt. #5 One
of my favourites.
1290
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,400
A brisket sandwich.
Oh yeah.
1291
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,600
I would agree.
I had my first brisket burger
1292
01:10:52,720 --> 01:11:00,280
maybe sometime in 2023 and holy
shit was that just an awakening
1293
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:06,120
of the of the taste buds and
right just an all over aura of
1294
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:11,280
like pure satisfaction.
Like that's it right there.
1295
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,720
Brisket, sandwich bomb diggity.
I like to call that a. #4 Now I
1296
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,440
don't know if they have these in
Illinois.
1297
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,400
Oh, there you go.
I don't know if they have these
1298
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,520
in Illinois, but you're.
Going to have to tell me what
1299
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,240
they.
Call Chiba Hut and their
1300
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:30,040
sandwich is OK, so everything's
You would love it because
1301
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:36,280
everything's Stoner themed, like
every sandwich is is named after
1302
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:40,840
some kind of weed.
The bread is not just boring
1303
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,560
bread, there's something always
baked into it.
1304
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,240
So it's it's Chiba Hut a Chiba
Hut Sandwich.
1305
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,440
If you go next time, I'm in
Arizona.
1306
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:54,120
For those following along here,
yeah, a Chiba Hut is CHEBA Hut,
1307
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:59,160
CHEBA Hut.
And we're just totally taking
1308
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,880
they're toasted Subs, which are
tasty.
1309
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:08,280
So here's it's the best but OK
so like Jamaican Red is a
1310
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,280
Buffalo chicken sandwich.
Jamaican Red is obviously a a a
1311
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:18,160
brand of pot columnist Thai Thai
stick white widow Panama Red
1312
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:23,040
Acapulco Gold the the kind
Apollo 13.
1313
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:31,360
You rush fans can relate to this
because of their Oh my God, Oh
1314
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,160
my God I just brain farted on
the train to Bangkok.
1315
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:38,360
Is that the song?
Oh fuck.
1316
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,000
Rush.
Yeah.
1317
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,840
Chronic they have.
Yeah.
1318
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,120
What's that song?
Yeah.
1319
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,760
OK.
Bangkok, I just for some reason
1320
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,160
I brain farted.
They have a locana.
1321
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,800
They have a 5 point O the
Pakalola chronic, which is
1322
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:56,360
something you'll love.
Mike it's Roast beef, K GB
1323
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:03,000
AK47G13 Midwest Best Cincy Kush,
which is bacon, honey, sriracha,
1324
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,480
Mayo, avocado, provolone,
lettuce, tomato, shake house
1325
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:10,720
dressing, Pacific Pacific blue
balm and dank.
1326
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:16,320
And it just goes on a train.
Grifo, chisel, magic mushroom,
1327
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,000
power plant.
Sticky icky.
1328
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,680
So again, it's Chiba CHEBA Hut.
They're they're legit.
1329
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,440
It's a cool little place.
It's it's the food's fantastic.
1330
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:29,440
So that's why they ranked #4 on
our Top 11 sandwiches of all
1331
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,120
time.
Any any sandwich from Chiba Hut?
1332
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,200
That's awesome.
That was that they've let him
1333
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,480
when we would be pissed off that
we just took that sidetrack on
1334
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:43,160
his on his world famous
syndicated top ten which is why
1335
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:46,160
we do 11 so he can't get sued.
But that would took too long to
1336
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,080
explain #4 that's a that's a top
ten list.
1337
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,680
No, no.
Even though we're doing 11.
1338
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,240
But I like that.
Back to you Mr., Mike Michaels.
1339
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,120
Because we don't follow rules.
Rules.
1340
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:02,280
I like it #3 will be a debate.
And uh, if you'd like to chime
1341
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:07,200
in on the Chris and Mike Show
Facebook page and tell us what
1342
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:13,160
you think, #3 is a hot dog.
And my partner here says it is
1343
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:16,240
beef in a bun.
And if it is an all beef hot dog
1344
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,960
on a bun, I think it's arguable
that it's a sandwich.
1345
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,520
I get serious about my hot dogs.
It'll be a sandwich when I'm
1346
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:29,280
done with it.
Because the the poor man's hot
1347
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,760
dog bun is you put the hot dog
between two pieces of bread.
1348
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,800
Remember that when you were a
kid, you didn't have the money
1349
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,120
for hot dog buns, but you got
bread, so you put the hot.
1350
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,640
I did it when I was in the band,
buddy.
1351
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,880
If I could, if I could afford
bread.
1352
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,080
Bologna sandwich.
The hand sandwich.
1353
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,520
Right, that was like Metallica's
Bologna sandwich they just had,
1354
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:50,960
right?
They just had Bologna on their
1355
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:54,720
hand.
Famous #2, which everybody agree
1356
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,920
with, even even vegan.
Even vegan cheese eaters can
1357
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,200
agree to this.
Number two is a grilled cheese
1358
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,480
sandwich.
Had one for dinner last night.
1359
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:04,880
If you're Nikki, she wants
tomato soup with that.
1360
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,240
That's what I had too.
If you're Nikki, she wants
1361
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,040
tomato soup.
With that and the number one,
1362
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,480
the number one best selling.
Not selling, but the number one
1363
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:18,880
best sandwich ever is.
A cheeseburger with no cheese,
1364
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,600
please.
Yep.
1365
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,920
With with.
No cheese for Mike or vegan
1366
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,120
cheese.
Because why?
1367
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,120
It's got a bun.
It's got the meat.
1368
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,040
It's got the bun.
It's a sandwich.
1369
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,520
It's a sandwich.
Not.
1370
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,840
My dad would say it's a
sandwich.
1371
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,880
It's a sandwich.
So there you go.
1372
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,720
It's a sandwich.
He gets serious about his
1373
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:40,120
hamburger.
First time we can debate how you
1374
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,240
spell sandwich.
If it's with AD or without AD.
1375
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:46,240
Yeah, there you go.
That's what I got for today.
1376
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,640
How about you?
Yeah.
1377
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:56,360
So I'm going to put yes, I'm
going to put a post because
1378
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,120
they're selling these shirts
right here, right now.
1379
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,280
So I told you, my friend
Sunshine has helped us immensely
1380
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,560
with the podcast.
It's the least I can do.
1381
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:12,000
Her daughter's So her grandson,
her daughter's son, he had a
1382
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,160
stroke when he was in the womb
and it's called hemiplegic
1383
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:20,320
cerebral palsy.
So it affected the left side of
1384
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:25,560
his brain.
And he's normal in almost every
1385
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:31,400
aspect of life, but it causes
him to have to do things that
1386
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,920
are harder, you know, like
things are harder for him than
1387
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:38,040
they are for most kids.
So in order to offset like cost
1388
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,480
of him going to his doctor's
appointments and stuff like
1389
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,200
that, they do a fundraiser.
T-shirts are awesome.
1390
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,840
They're quality T-shirts.
They're cheap.
1391
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:51,360
A portion of it goes to help him
do what he needs to do.
1392
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,360
He's an amazing kid, man.
I he's been here at my house.
1393
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,520
You think you just had another
little man in your house And
1394
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:02,040
when somebody at that age comes
in and acts, I mean, it's not it
1395
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,400
would it wouldn't even be
necessary to say any of this.
1396
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,400
I'm just saying I've met the
kid.
1397
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:09,520
He's amazing.
Whatever I can do to help them
1398
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,560
out, I would like to do so.
I'll put it on our Chris and
1399
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,400
Mike show page.
And if you can, we're not saying
1400
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:19,000
you have to, but if you're able
to help buy a shirt, they're
1401
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,800
cool shirts.
I like them and she's done a lot
1402
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,600
for us and it's the least I can
do to repay the favor.
1403
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,480
They only ask one time a year
and right now they're doing it.
1404
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,960
So I'm going to put a post on
there and I just wanted to give
1405
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,480
her a shout out and tell
everybody why we're putting that
1406
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,080
there.
So that's why this poor little
1407
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,720
guy, he's got to go to physical
therapy.
1408
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,880
He's a normal kid, but you would
never know.
1409
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,320
And that's the cool thing about
him.
1410
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,360
He just, he wants to do
everything that everybody else
1411
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,440
does and we should help him do
that if we can.
1412
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:52,080
So with that said, I hope
everybody has a great week.
1413
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,960
Yeah, and before we go, shout
out to the lava lamp behind you.
1414
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:02,600
It's really encapsulated the
mood of the show and I keep
1415
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:07,760
watching it go up and down.
I'm going to tell episode
1416
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:13,360
number. 12 I'm Chris Dunham.
He's Listen, no, no, no, no, no,
1417
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,080
no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1418
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,080
Because now I got to tell you
son of a bit.
1419
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:26,800
See, I have to make sure that's
the first thing I do when I come
1420
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,480
home on Tuesday, because do you
know how long it takes to heat
1421
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:32,040
that thing up?
Almost exactly.
1422
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,240
So we started.
Doing this, but you can't just
1423
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,880
leave it running because it can
only run like Oh yeah.
1424
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,640
Anyway thanks.
I got a new LED, 16,000,000
1425
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:43,640
yeah.
Because it gets too hot.
1426
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,400
It gets too hot.
Yeah, you can't leave them
1427
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,040
running all the time it.
Gets too hot, right?
1428
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:53,320
So it's just hilarious that at
50 years old I'm like, yeah, got
1429
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,120
to do, oh shit yeah, podcast
day.
1430
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,480
I got to get home quick and turn
the lava lamp on because it
1431
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:03,320
won't be bubbling time for how
stupid I just laughed at.
1432
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,760
What's funny?
Skyler told me.
1433
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,160
Skyler told me.
I think, I think Scott told me
1434
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,440
last week or something that I
need, I need a lava lamp just
1435
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:12,080
because Tripp, the little one,
he's 7 month old.
1436
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,640
He loves like lights and stuff.
Like when we have the Christmas
1437
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,720
lights up he just stairs.
We have this really cool laser
1438
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,680
thing that little man and I play
with that it's green but it
1439
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:30,440
likes makes green like lasers.
But it's it's it's it's you
1440
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,320
know, I don't know.
It's not just a, which is not
1441
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,560
just one line.
It's like 1000 lines and then
1442
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:38,680
you can turn the the head of the
flashlight to spin around stuff.
1443
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,320
Little and Trip loves it.
We were messing the Internet.
1444
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,320
We turn all lights off and
little man was ghost hunting and
1445
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:47,480
we're using that light and he
was just so captivated by it,
1446
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,840
so.
So as much as and I was like as
1447
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,240
much as you've been watching
this one, I can't, I'll I'll out
1448
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,280
myself and say I've actually
turned this chair around because
1449
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,840
for the folks at home, obviously
that's right behind me.
1450
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:04,360
I've sat in this chair and just
watched the lava lamp and done
1451
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,280
nothing else.
So it is very captivating.
1452
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,720
OK, I'm just going to ponder
life for about 1/2 hour and
1453
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,160
watch this thing.
That's how I live.
1454
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:20,360
And with that, everybody be kind
to one another.
1455
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,400
We'll see you next week.
And thanks for listening always.
1456
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,760
And remember, you're not alone.
You're not alone.
1457
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,000
So if.
You're not.
1458
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,200
You're feeling down.
Go find somebody.
1459
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,360
Yeah, go find.
Go find somebody to talk to.
1460
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,160
Talk to your friends.
Drop us a message.
1461
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:38,160
Don't suffer alone.
You don't have to.
1462
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,920
In this day and age.
Yeah, drop us a message.
1463
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,320
Always happy to talk to people
regardless of what it's about.
1464
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:52,040
Absolutely peace.
Out.
1465
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,720
See you, buddy.
Nothing, my love, man.
1466
01:20:58,680 --> 01:20:59,280
Nothing, my love.
Amen
1467
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:10,240
the.
00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,080
And we're live.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
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Episode #11.
Pull that thing back just a
3
00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,760
little bit.
There you go.
4
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,440
Too far.
That is badass, dude.
5
00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,160
I have that stuff laying all
over my table here.
6
00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,480
I need to do that start to put
it, clean it up
7
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,840
and that would.
Be That's the world according to
8
00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:38,800
Nemesis right there, boys and
girls.
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Yes, Sir.
It's hard to get it without a
10
00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,760
glare.
Yeah.
11
00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,520
So the color pictures come in
good.
12
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Stage performing from playing
one of our many badass songs.
13
00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:56,120
And there's William Richard
Carr, the third on base.
14
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,800
And I know I can't tell what's
down there.
15
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What the?
Down there, we're going to try
16
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to get him on the podcast.
That'll be fun.
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So questions for those that I'm
a real #11 episode #11.
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Robert Rhodes, who's Robert
Rose?
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Somebody named Robert Rhodes is
calling me.
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I'm going to send him a message.
Uh, it's currently with clients.
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I'll call you back soon.
So the fun thing about what I do
22
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your friendly neighborhood real
estate guy and I just had a dude
23
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call me because he googled
Realtors in Phoenix, AZ.
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I list I was listed #4, but I
was the only one that answered
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my phone.
So then you became #1.
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So Robert Nunez is going to be
working with me.
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And what's weird is I just
missed a call from Robert
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Rhodes, and Robert Rhodes was
already in my phone, so I'll
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have to follow up with him when
we're done.
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Right on.
But yeah, so I answer my phone.
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And I've done that for years,
and I've always kind of tell
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people that I don't know how
many people I've stolen from
33
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other Realtors just because I
answer my phone.
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It's a crazy thing.
Just answer your phone.
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No, no.
You Realtors out there, don't
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answer your phone.
Never answer your phone at all.
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I'll answer my phone and I'll
take care of everybody.
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A. 100%, I was going to say you
didn't steal them because you're
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the one that actually picked up
the phone.
40
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Had they picked up the phone,
they would have had that client.
41
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Right, right.
So.
42
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Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And I will attest, he always
43
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answers his phone going back
252728 years.
44
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Even before there were cell
phones, he answered his phone.
45
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Hello, Even before there were
cell phones and I had, I had
46
00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:00,880
true story, one of my voice.
You know member of Answering
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machines, right?
Oh yeah.
48
00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,840
So you remember the show The
Rockford Files?
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00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,680
Of course I do.
OK, so I had an outgoing message
50
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for a while that was, hi, this
is Jim Rockford.
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My father-in-law called at one
time and he kept hanging up.
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And so finally Nikki answered.
He's like, what is that Jim
53
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Rockford stuff?
He's like, that's Chris, you
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know, Jim.
Rockford Mine always said you
55
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might even remember what you
mine always said I was out doing
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something constructive for the
band.
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I I think, yeah, probably,
probably.
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It was something to that.
Degree.
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Oh yeah.
Remember that?
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Yeah.
I had a.
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So there you go.
So last week we were talking and
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I got cut.
Go ahead.
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You had a what?
Well, this might lead into what
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you were going to say.
I was going to say I had AI.
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Don't know.
We'll just call it what it is.
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I had a one night stand with a
girl that somehow got a hold of
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my phone number and she stalked
my answering machine for about 6
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weeks every day.
I was afraid to go to sleep at
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night for a while.
Oh yeah.
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Yeah, not long before I met.
You.
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How does she stalk your
answering machine?
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Because the crazy bitch must
have The crazy bitch must have
73
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stole my phone number while I
was sleeping off my phone.
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Remember your phone used to be
or your number used to be
75
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written on your phone like or
your answering machine, or your
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handheld.
Necessarily Wouldn't forget it,
77
00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,720
Yeah.
Right, Yeah.
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We had a tendency to forget
things back then.
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So she must have actually wrote
it down while I was sleeping and
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started, you know, I dropped her
off and I was like, that's the
81
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end of that.
We did what we were going to do
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and we're never going to talk
again because you're kind of
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psychotic.
Well, I found out just how
84
00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,760
psychotic she was because every
day I would come home and
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there'd be like 9 messages on my
answering machine, like
86
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basically saying everything.
But I want to have your baby.
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Yeah.
Wow.
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Yeah, crazy people.
Dodged a bullet there, Mikey.
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Yeah, I'm thinking so, so yeah,
you were saying last week we
90
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were talking about.
Right on so, so well last week,
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last week we were talking and
and unfortunately I had to cut
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it short because you know I had
some dirt being delivered and
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it.
Was all good.
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But I was enjoying that
conversation because it was.
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I think it was probably one of
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we've had on the show.
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Especially since we were
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I got a lot of feedback.
Success and and lack of success
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and yeah.
Yeah, I did get a lot, lot of
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feedback in that same general
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That said, they enjoyed the
realness, the realism, you know,
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Just very good banter, I guess.
Yeah, being being, Yeah, Yeah.
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Being real, raw and relevant.
It's, it's.
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It's.
I like the real RAW and
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relevant.
Conversations flow better when.
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Yeah.
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And that's not mine.
It's that I have to give credit
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to where credit's due.
It's from.
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It's from Wake Up Warrior.
I think I did.
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It is very basically.
I like things that are concise
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and to the point like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There, yeah.
The other, the other thing that
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I learned in Warrior was the the
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balanced and business.
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we were talking about last week
because body is how you take
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care of your body.
Your body is your one and only
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body.
Balance is the relationship you
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have within your your familial
structure, whatever that may be
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like with you, it's your parents
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With me it's it's Nikki and the
kids and and the grandbabies and
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and Michael Fry, Junior Sky's
fiance.
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And then you know obviously
Nikki's father or Nikki's
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father, my father-in-law because
so that's kind of the balance
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side of it being is your
whatever you you deem as your
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spirituality which we've talked
about a few Times Now on the
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Chris and Mike show shale flash
plug, it's so.
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So being is just whatever that
relationship is, right?
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Some people have to have that
full blown, you know, go to
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church every Sunday, you know,
tie is 10% and say all the
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prayers that you know every
night before you go to bed.
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You know, I know people that
wake up, you know, read the
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Bible when they get up and then
they pray.
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And if that.
Thanking God for waking up.
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I'm like.
Dude, if that helps them be the
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person that I try to be every
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to people.
I try not to go out of my way to
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be mean to people.
And I we're going to touch on
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the subject a little bit later.
But if that helps them be that
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kind of person, then great.
But I've run into too many
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people that sit in that front
row at church on Sunday and then
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do the polar opposite the other
99.9% of their life, right?
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Right.
And those, yeah, those we call
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lukewarm, if you know whole
Christian terminology that's
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it's lukewarm like you.
Can't or I just go right to the
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source hypocrite?
Bible tote.
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Yeah, that too.
You know, it's do as I say, not
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as I do type thing, right.
Like you can live your life, but
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just don't, don't don't use me
as example because I'm not the
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right example.
But I'm going to tell you how to
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live because that's my role in
your life.
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But don't follow me around,
because you're not going to see
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me live in the same way that you
want me to live, you know?
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Gandhi said it.
Best, yeah.
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What do you say?
So Gandhi's quote was I like
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your Christ.
OK, so Gandhi says I like your
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Christ.
I do not like your Christians
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because they are so unlike your
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He basically said very nicely
what you just.
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Said.
They learn what they're supposed
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to do, but they don't practice
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Right, that's good.
That's brilliant.
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I don't want to totally bash
Christy ever.
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Seen the movie?
We're on a good.
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I have not.
No, we're not.
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We're not.
We're not.
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Because I'm going to, I'm going
to segue this.
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I'm going to segue this in the
movies.
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You've never seen Leap of Faith.
I don't think I have to be
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honest with you.
OK, Steve Martin, Liam Neeson.
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Deborah Winger.
The late great meatloaf.
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Man, I can't believe it was.
If I did, I was inebriated.
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OK.
Basically we'll we'll we'll
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we'll read the the buyout the
the Wikipedia version it's it's
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set in 1992 at America I was.
Putting Nemesis together in
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1992, I was busy.
I don't.
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I don't.
I don't think I saw it in 92.
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No, no, no, no, no.
I don't think I saw it in 92.
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This is stuff I've watched later
in life.
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But anyway, Long story short, he
plays this guy named Jonas
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Nightingale.
And and and they break down in a
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small ass town in Kansas that's
you know drought ridden and all
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that kind of jazz and I mean all
the fake, all the fake, you
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know, apostle preachers, you
know tent stuff where he goes
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and and you know makes makes the
statue.
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You know, he's got the statue
behind the behind the curtain
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thing behind this pulpit, right
in this stage.
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It's very theatrical like you
would you would dig it because
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they have ear pieces in and as
so many people come in and they
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start talking about, oh, you
know, little Johnny can't walk
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and you know, Dave's suffering
from from arthritis.
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knowledge through the headpiece
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communication throughout the
little group of people and he
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and he basically fucks with
their minds, right.
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It's like oh, Mike, you're
suffering from bronchitis.
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So, you know I laid my hands on
your chest, boom.
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You know all of a sudden, oh,
I'm, I'm free of bronchitis, you
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know.
So it's a really cool look at it
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that way, right.
And it's and it's a really cool
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look at at the theatrical part
of of those type of preachers
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that they're really, let's be
honest, they're all grabbing.
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It's money grabbing.
It's it's you.
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Know they're con men.
It's that.
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Whole concept that you don't
want to go to heaven, right?
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You want to go to heaven.
You got to buy your way in,
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that's you know.
I could never figure out why.
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God.
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And I've always, I've always
liked Bono, right, Bono from you
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two, I think it was.
I think it was during Rattle Hum
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when they did the the filming of
Rattle Hum that before.
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I think before silver and gold
or during silver and gold.
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I think he says the God I
believe in isn't short of cash.
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Mr. Correct I I love that
because it's so true.
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It's it's just right.
You don't you don't you don't
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have to pay for salvation.
I just, I've never understood
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that bizarre concept.
But you know, mankind on a whole
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is weak and they need to be LED
for the most part, and
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everybody's LED in some
direction, wouldn't you agree?
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Agreed.
Yeah, we all are.
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We all are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Music keeps.
Me sane have.
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To be, you know.
From if going to church keeps
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them sane, then great, I I have
nothing against it.
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You know, I've been through many
phases in my life and I've been
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married to so many different
ideas that, you know, I just
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came to the conclusion that I'm
going to do what I have to do to
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be a good person every day.
And I'm going to try not to
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intentionally hurt anyone.
And it's not my business to
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police the world or care about
what anybody else does.
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I always go by the mantra that I
don't give a shit what you're
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doing at all.
You can do whatever you want.
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You know, you're also an adult.
You're free.
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When you care about what I'm
doing, then we have an issue.
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I'm not going to be the same
person you came to know and
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love, right?
You're going to see a different
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mic, right?
I don't like to be that guy.
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Especially if their judgment,
especially if judgment comes
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along with that.
Right.
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Oh, yeah.
Then they're going to find out
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I'm smarter than they thought I
was, finger pointing.
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Right, right.
Oh, yeah.
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Well, yeah.
And some people out there just
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want to pick fights, man.
Like, I, I, I, I made some
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comments this week and I'm a
Giants fan, New York Football
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Giants, who absolutely suck ass.
But you know, it is what it is.
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But I made a couple comments on
social media about about hey
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sake, no, but more about hay
sake, How?
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How Saquan Barkley, he's
inconsistent.
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He's not.
He's not as good as he was when
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he got in the league.
He's only been in the league
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four or five years, right?
He's only been in the league
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four or five years because of
injuries that slowed him down.
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He doesn't have the breakaway
speed.
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He doesn't have the the, the
Barry Sanders cutting ability
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like he used to have.
But as we all know some football
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fans are so freaking just
plastic man and they have paper
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mache for skin and they just
they're just waiting for
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somebody to to say 1 little
thing so they can start picking
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a fight.
And it's so I just I I just I
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always say and when I when I
respond to something or when
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somebody tries to bait me, I'm
like look man, life's too short
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for you to bait me into a
battle.
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This is my opinion.
If you don't like it go read
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somebody else's response.
But I'm not changing what I said
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because Barkley is a human
being.
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From what I've seen, I don't
know the man, but from what I've
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seen and heard and watched, he's
a stellar human man.
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He does lots of things for the
community.
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He's got a good heart, but he
just isn't the football player
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he was.
So in my mind he's not worth $15
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million this this season that he
played because he there's so.
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Many I was just getting ready to
say because.
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And.
He could.
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That is.
That's what he's getting paid to
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do.
Go ahead.
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If if you don't clothes on a
house and the people lose the
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house, they're not going to hire
you as a realtor again.
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They count on you to do what
you're supposed to do to make
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sure they don't lose that sale.
He's supposed to go out there on
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4th and one and be able to run 3
feet, right?
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That's what he gets paid to do.
I agree with you.
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These people are amazing.
Human.
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Beings.
For the most part, yes.
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Just fall forward.
You're 6 foot 4 or whatever.
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I agree with you.
They're athletes for the most
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part are amazing human beings.
I just met Rob Sims from the
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Detroit Lions.
He he played for the Seahawks
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and then he got traded to the
Lions.
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He runs one of the dispensaries
up in Michigan with Megatron.
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Calvin Johnson did did not get
to meet Calvin.
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Could have the next time.
Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
So hopefully he'll be there the
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next time we head up there on
one of those meet and greets.
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But Rob Sims was just so kind
and nice.
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And, you know, I mean, he wasn't
a huge name.
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But the people that have told me
about when Megatron's there,
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they said he's just as open and
we'll take pictures, sign
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autographs, talk about his
product.
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You know, they have not only the
marijuana part of it, but they
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also have they also have a whole
CBD line of sports medicine
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there.
It's more like hydration stuff,
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you know, kind of like a body
armor.
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But their claim to fame is they
have, you know, no sugar and no
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bad thing.
It's all natural stuff in there.
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So anyway, I agree with your
point.
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Not to go off on a fucking
tangent, but Jesus, no, no.
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The athletes for the most part,
are amazing human beings.
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We.
Do.
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But when they suck at their job
on the football field, there's
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nothing wrong with calling them
out.
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And I absolutely adore these
people who just are so
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passionate that they're going to
try and ruin your day, which
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will never happen because they
don't understand how our brains
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operate.
Yeah, trolls on the Internet are
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just such adorable people.
They would never say.
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That one thing that I always I'm
very mindful, no.
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And I'm very mindful when I make
any comments about the Giants or
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the Diamondbacks 'cause I like
Diamondbacks baseball, even
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though they suck ass.
Except for this one year.
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I always say they like.
Like they shouldn't have paid
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him $15 million a year.
Because at the end of the day,
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the crucial moments are what
they need him for now.
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Did he have a good year in
general?
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Yeah, he almost 1000 yards
rushing.
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He's a great out of the back
field receiver.
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But there's there's I'm not the
coach.
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I'm not the owner.
I know I don't have anything to
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do with the team aside from
being a fan.
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So I everybody should hear this.
You're not playing for the team
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that you're rooting for.
You have no vested interest.
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You're not paying salaries.
You're not paying.
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You're not invested in the the
stadium and and and all the
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daily costs in and out like you
don't have that.
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You're a fan sitting at home
watching on TV, or if you're
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lucky enough, you have season
tickets and you go to every game
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and you're die hard fan.
You're a fan, correct?
336
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You don't own the team, You
don't have ownership in it.
337
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Unless you're the Green Bay
Packers.
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It's not Christian if you live.
In Green Bay.
339
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Right.
It's not exactly.
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That's the exception to the
rule.
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Those fans can be straight up
fucking assholes if they want.
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If their team's not producing
the product, they even though
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it's micro, you know, right.
Even though it's a tiny bit of
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that, of that dollar, right?
But they still have ownership in
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that.
And I own $1500 and I feel like
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I have an.
Opinion and I'll right.
347
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That's it.
And you can have that opinion,
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but you are not you're you're
you're glorified couch potato.
349
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And it blows my mind and I get
that someone gets so pissed off
350
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when I I simply state that he's
he's not been playing as good as
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he was his rookie year.
And then I had somebody come
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back and say, well, the years
that he wasn't hurt, what year
353
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wasn't he hurt?
He was hurt every year.
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00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,560
Running backs is the most
punishing position on a football
355
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,440
field, so they're always going
to get lit up, they're always
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going to get hurt, they're
always going to get damaged,
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they're always going to get
broken and bruised.
358
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And because they get pounded
every single play, we have 11
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other guys trying to knock your
head off, right?
360
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,480
Yeah, there was over 50 starting
quarterbacks in the NFL this
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year.
Wrap your head around that.
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There was over 50 starting
quarterbacks in 17 games.
363
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Actually, it was less than 7.
Yeah.
364
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Yes, they did.
They had one of our Illinois
365
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:58,360
boys that DeVito for a while.
Yeah, he played University of
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Illinois.
Tommy Cutlets.
367
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So then, did he get hurt too?
Is that why you ended up?
368
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:09,200
Elevated.
Well, now what happened was he
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had a bad game so so he benched
him.
370
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,520
So instead of it's kind of like
this is this is you.
371
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This is an easy way to to relate
to this music, right?
372
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,360
I relate to music.
You don't need anybody to put
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00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,920
music on anymore, correct?
We can do it ourselves.
374
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,920
We can write it on music, we
can, we can distribute on music,
375
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,400
we can put it on all the social
media aspect, put them all the
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00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,320
online platforms, Apple,
Spotify, blah blah blah blah
377
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,840
blah blah blah.
We're doing it right now.
378
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,560
It's the same, right?
Right.
379
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,200
So you don't need anybody to
develop you anymore.
380
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,600
You don't need anybody going
behind you and do this.
381
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:49,160
But on the football field, if
you see a guy that comes off the
382
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bench, which DeVito did, he
elevated the play, not so much
383
00:20:55,240 --> 00:21:00,720
the the what's the word.
He made everybody around him
384
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,200
more excited to play and had a
lot more engagement.
385
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,720
And excitement.
Hey, tell him to accept my
386
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,920
Facebook friend request.
I thought we were friends.
387
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,880
Hey, Mike says accept accept his
Facebook friend request.
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00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,280
I'm being he did.
I feel he did OK, I was feeling
389
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,680
dissed, man.
I swear I did.
390
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,560
Hold on.
Well, everybody.
391
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,040
He's feeling dissed, man.
What's up, Jake?
392
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,400
You got a lot of good feedback
on your podcast.
393
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,080
Tell him that.
He got a lot of good feedback.
394
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,960
Everybody loved Jake.
Because you can.
395
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,280
He can't hear you because I got
the head.
396
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,680
I know I was going to have you.
There you go.
397
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,240
I.
Didn't mean a hijacking.
398
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,120
I was.
No, you're cool, dude.
399
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,200
What's up man?
I'm hijacking.
400
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,200
I was going to tell you sorry.
Sorry, I'm not on Facebook.
401
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,160
It's it's all.
Good man.
402
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,880
Jake's hijacking the Chris and
Mike.
403
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,920
Show hey, you got a lot of
positive feedback on the you got
404
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,120
a lot of positive feedback on
the podcast.
405
00:21:55,520 --> 00:22:00,720
So I just wanted you to know
that everybody really enjoyed
406
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,720
hearing it.
They were captivated.
407
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,280
As far as they said, for as
young as you are, you're very
408
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:12,840
well spoken.
They were really amazed that you
409
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,560
gave up that much of your time
and stayed engaged.
410
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,680
And I had a blast doing it.
It was cool getting to know you.
411
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,320
I hope you stay safe on your
deployment and when you come
412
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,800
back and you're on leave, come
back and do another episode.
413
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,240
Man, it went over really well.
You, I think you have the most
414
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,200
hits on the real on our Facebook
page of anybody.
415
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,080
Your dad's not far behind you,
but you're the winner right now.
416
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,080
Very nice.
Did that shirt fit?
417
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,800
Dude, come on now, you are
always the winner.
418
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,920
It did fit very well.
Awesome.
419
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,840
I thought that design was
badass.
420
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,560
I tried to pick the coolest one,
so I'm glad you liked it.
421
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:56,120
I'm glad it fit represent the
United Auto Workers 6000 miles
422
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,320
away.
We'd appreciate it.
423
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,400
Oh yes, absolutely.
Oh, funny, funny story.
424
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,560
Remember how I said I found
Y'all's podcast just randomly?
425
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,840
Yes.
Well, there's this, this girl I
426
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,120
know, and she was like, talking
to me and she found the podcast
427
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,960
on her own.
No.
428
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,160
You're in this.
I was like, yes, that is me,
429
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,440
yeah.
OK, so explain to me how, the
430
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,560
how how did that timeline go
down?
431
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,520
You started talking to the girl
and she found a podcast, or she
432
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,640
found a podcast and you started
talking to the girl?
433
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,320
Yeah, footage.
Which way did that go?
434
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:40,440
I was, I was talking to her and
then she found the podcast
435
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:45,480
because I mentioned it one day.
I was like, Oh yeah, I did some
436
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,040
pockets with my dad and one of
his buddies.
437
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,240
She oh, that's cool.
And I did her research and then
438
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,800
found it.
And then watch the entire thing
439
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,080
in the airport.
Which one is?
440
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,280
That's awesome, man.
Oh, right on.
441
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,280
Yeah.
Right on.
442
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,200
Totally cool, man.
That's cool.
443
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,360
Yeah, you're climbing up the
list fast.
444
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,680
You're.
Expanding our viewership.
445
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,560
I think of, I think of our 11
episodes.
446
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,080
I think you're #4 right now.
What?
447
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,040
Happened is when he goes back to
Japan, he needs to tell all his
448
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:17,360
buddies in the barracks to find
us and listen.
449
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:23,120
So our Japan viewership goes.
Yes, yes, somebody's watching.
450
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,160
Spread.
Spread us all around the world.
451
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:25,760
Man who?
You are.
452
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,720
Let's see.
We have a viewer right there.
453
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,000
I will.
I will indeed try my best.
454
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,760
When do you When do you head
out?
455
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,840
Tonya Tonya loves number.
Hi, Tonya.
456
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,600
Thursday.
Hi, Tonya.
457
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:44,200
I fly out at 8:00 AM.
All right, so then when do you
458
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,160
head to San Diego?
I need to get 3.
459
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,360
Military mindset Do you?
Like the three more months,
460
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,320
Tonya?
April 10th.
461
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:55,720
All right, 410. 410. 10423 or
10424?
462
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,560
4/10/24. 4/10/24.
Hi.
463
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,760
Uh, well, hi.
Lol high.
464
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,920
Lol.
He just said high.
465
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:08,480
Lol.
It's high lol, you know.
466
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,760
Does he have us live on
something over?
467
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,840
Here, and we're over here.
Hi, I'm over here.
468
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:14,600
Yes.
He is.
469
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,760
I could try to.
Do this on Instagram Let's.
470
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,320
See.
No, it's on Facebook.
471
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,680
It's Facebook Live, Mike.
Facebook Live right there.
472
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,040
Hello.
Facebook, right?
473
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,120
There.
I'm broadcasting this live on
474
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:27,840
Facebook.
Mike is.
475
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,920
Behind my Facebook.
Right on.
476
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,000
She can't hear you because.
Fireworks.
477
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,400
She can't.
I can hear you.
478
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,960
She can only hear me because I'm
not on the well.
479
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,600
Sorry about that, Tanya.
I know you didn't want to see
480
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,000
the back of my desk.
I apologize.
481
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,000
Well, I'm a I'm a bounce all.
Right.
482
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,280
He's going to.
Give us back to my dad.
483
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,960
All right, all right.
Right on, man.
484
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,160
Nice talk to you guys.
Stay safe, brother.
485
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,240
You too.
I will you too bro.
486
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,200
Thank you.
Tanya says hi, Mike.
487
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,880
Hi, Tanya.
Hold on.
488
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,360
Hold on.
Hold.
489
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,400
On Do I Know Tonya?
Yeah, Mike says hi Tonya.
490
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,280
All right, she's, she's, she's
one of our followers.
491
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,080
I, I, I put this up live on the
Facebook Chris and Mike page and
492
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,720
Tonya is the only soul watching
person because probably
493
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,240
everybody else is at work and
you know, OK, it's, uh, Tonya
494
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,640
Lawson.
Hobart.
495
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,000
Did I say that right, Tonya?
Oh yeah, Lawson Hobart.
496
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:26,160
Yes, I work with Tonya.
Mike says.
497
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,280
Oh yes, I work with Tonya.
I thought it was just some
498
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,080
random Tanya.
No, I just thought it was some
499
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,800
random Tanya Jesus.
There's not random Tanya's,
500
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,080
yeah.
That's a very common name, she.
501
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,440
Just saw you at work, man.
She's like, what the fuck?
502
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,960
I thought we were just talking
like some random Tanya.
503
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,960
I didn't know it was OK.
I got you.
504
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,240
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
505
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,200
Somebody, somebody else has
joined the live program.
506
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,360
They need to say hi so I can
acknowledge them.
507
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,640
How many followers do we have?
Tanya's Tanya's talking like you
508
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,400
know we have a good old toy.
I don't know.
509
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,160
I don't know.
I'm, I'm, it's on my phone.
510
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,840
So I don't know.
I don't have a memory.
511
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,480
So Tanya, make sure you you you
watch this episode that's coming
512
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
up because because because we're
going to have the top 11, uh
513
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:17,720
sandwiches, you know that people
should be at some point in time
514
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,280
in their life.
You know I got to figure out how
515
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,840
to do it to where I can I can
capture the this.
516
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,960
Audio.
At the same time as this screen,
517
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,640
I was just thinking it'd be kind
of cool for people to see, well,
518
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,760
you could do the same thing, but
it would be kind of weird.
519
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,840
So I'm going to go though Tanya.
It's nice to see you make sure
520
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,360
you get Mike's shit tomorrow at
work because you know, he's
521
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,160
like, which.
How do I use that?
522
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,520
You just said Tanya.
Mike under the bus.
523
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,840
No, there's no bus.
You know how many Tanyas there
524
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,960
are in the world.
She's going to give you shits, I
525
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:55,280
said Her whole name.
Not till Lawson.
526
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,240
Hobart.
Not till after I asked which
527
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,400
Tanya?
Yeah, this is true.
528
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,120
This is true.
He did ask which Tanya before I
529
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,120
told him your entire name, so
I'll give him that.
530
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,800
I think there's more than one
Tanya on our friends list.
531
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,360
You have a great day, Tanya.
Oh, yeah.
532
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,760
You know.
Oh, there's Ted.
533
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,240
Hi, Ted.
Ted Whittle.
534
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,600
Do you know Ted Whittle?
Yes, I also work with Ted
535
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,520
Whittle.
Hey, Mike says.
536
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Hi Ted.
Because he says you work
537
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,280
together.
Yes.
538
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,760
Oh, you know what?
That makes sense because
539
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,160
everybody's home from work, back
in your neck of the woods where
540
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,240
I'm still, it's it's still the
work day here.
541
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,280
Correct.
We're ahead of you.
542
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:38,120
Yeah, we started all.
Our so Tanya, so does Tanya know
543
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,400
Ted, Right.
So, Tanya, do you know Ted?
544
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,880
Does Ted and Tanya know each
other?
545
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,480
They might.
Maybe.
546
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,440
Maybe.
I don't know.
547
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,760
It's a big factory.
Yeah, she's.
548
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,520
Yeah, Tanya's going to give you.
Tanya's going to give you shit
549
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,000
tomorrow.
I'm reading what she's saying.
550
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,400
Oh, boy, you're in trouble.
I wouldn't.
551
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,880
I wouldn't.
I'd wear a mask to work
552
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,320
tomorrow.
I just thought it was a random
553
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,920
Tanya man.
I'd That's a common name.
554
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,200
I know, I know.
It's all good.
555
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,040
You know, if you had said
Rosalie Tanya, I don't know too
556
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,800
many Rosalie's, that would have
narrowed it down quickly.
557
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,920
Rosalie A whole lot of Rosie
from from Ace and Easy.
558
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,760
Like, I'm doing a podcast with
you and my brother-in-law is
559
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,760
also Chris, so I have to define
who I'm talking about, right?
560
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,680
Oh yes, you do.
OK, so.
561
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,680
I'm going to get shit anyway, so
it just.
562
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Dropped on our pay, you are
going to get shipping.
563
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,120
It's fun.
It is.
564
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,640
You got to be able to take it.
Working in a factory, man.
565
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,240
People bust your ass all the
time.
566
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,680
Balls.
Whatever you want to call it.
567
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,480
Yep.
OK.
568
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,240
So yeah, go to the show.
Go to the show.
569
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,640
Oh, maybe it's got to upload.
Oh, there it is.
570
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Yeah.
Behind the scenes.
571
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,200
There you go.
Behind the scenes with Crystal
572
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,600
Mike, right.
That's when Jake came in and and
573
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,280
stole the Thunder.
They stole the Thunder from down
574
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,400
under.
Oh, that's the mirror.
575
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,440
Well, there you go.
Everybody really dug his
576
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,320
episode.
So I wanted to tell him thank
577
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,760
you again and that he's welcome
back anytime.
578
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:29,920
I did touch base with Tony
Palmer and as soon as I get on
579
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,920
you Internet, we will be doing
the podcast with him because I
580
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,560
want to be able to not have any
kind of delay at all.
581
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,520
He's going to be a super
interesting guest.
582
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,240
I'll give everybody a sneak
peek.
583
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:49,400
One of the tidbits that he told
me was he ran sound for Ted
584
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,120
Nugent at the Texas Jam.
And if you look up the Texas
585
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,000
Jam, I think it took place in
about 78.
586
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,040
I don't, I don't want to quote
the date.
587
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,360
I I believe he said it was in
the late 70s.
588
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,800
There was like 80,000 people at
this gig.
589
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,200
And then once they got done with
that, he took Ted on his first
590
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,400
Wild boar hunt in Taos, NM.
So this is the caliber of been
591
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,000
there, done that kind of been in
the music business guy, this
592
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,680
guy.
Is so this is the guy.
593
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:24,560
So this is the guy then that
turned Ted on to wild boar
594
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,000
hunting?
Yes, 100%.
595
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,720
It was his first wild boar hunt,
right?
596
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,080
That's pretty that's pretty cool
to say about.
597
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,720
I I think the end of my
statement was that's the kind of
598
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,680
caliber guest we're bringing on
here for the listeners to be
599
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,280
entertained with.
And he will be able to tell you
600
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,600
stories like that for as long as
we'll have him.
601
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,960
So I'm super excited about
having him.
602
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,880
He's a very nice guy.
He's been more than generous
603
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:59,080
with this time, kind of
educating me as to what he's
604
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,160
done and not done and.
Yeah.
605
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,640
Looking forward to it, just so
everybody knows that's coming up
606
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,440
as soon as Mike can get some
fiber optic Internet.
607
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,600
That's that's good because you
know, we're not very
608
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,320
entertaining, so I need somebody
like Tony to entertain everyone.
609
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:22,560
Actually, I got more compliments
on us being funny and
610
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,400
entertaining that I had
anticipated more you being funny
611
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,360
than me.
Because, you know, I'm just me,
612
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,320
but I'm funny in spite of myself
sometimes.
613
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,880
Well, you can't.
You can't.
614
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,520
Yeah, but that's the thing.
You can't.
615
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,680
You know it's kind of like when
I had when I was on iHeartRadio,
616
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,560
I that show wouldn't have been
as good had I didn't have my my
617
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,760
Co host Margie bouncing off of
every stupid thing I said.
618
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,720
You know that's just, yeah, you
got to have two.
619
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,800
It's like, you know, well, I
told Stern would be Howard Stern
620
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,120
that Robin quivers, even though
Howard Stern, you know.
621
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:02,640
I told Jake that was you know,
there was a million reasons I
622
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,040
chose you to do this with but
that was one of the biggest
623
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,640
deciding factors was I love
people that make me laugh, man.
624
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:15,440
And you know, you've always made
me laugh and we don't argue.
625
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,760
And that's a big one.
So those are the two big ones,
626
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,600
is I like people that make me
laugh and I like people that I
627
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,760
can have a deep, serious
conversation with that I know is
628
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,440
not going to get offended and
breakdown.
629
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,360
And you know, you and I don't
have walls.
630
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,480
So, you know, there's no
limitations as to what we can
631
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,440
talk about.
And there's very few people that
632
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,760
I've met in my life that I've
been able to go that far with,
633
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,400
where I understand, you know,
there are no limitations as
634
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,560
subjects go.
And got to be careful, man.
635
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:53,640
People got feelings.
Well it's the paper mache skin
636
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,560
you know and here's here's,
here's a fun little thing that
637
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,040
that another you know squirrel,
squirrel, squirrel today marks
638
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,360
my it's my monthly sober date.
So every month I have a sober
639
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,760
date and then once a year I have
my sober year.
640
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:10,920
Well, I'm I'm now January 9th,
the 9th of the month is my sober
641
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,159
day.
And then next February this,
642
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,679
this next month will be my 19th
year.
643
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,600
Congratulations.
I'm surprised Budweiser and Jack
644
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,280
Daniels are still in business.
Personally.
645
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,920
Thank you.
Why you congratulate me next
646
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,239
month?
I just my chip.
647
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,120
I always have my chip with me
because anytime I I go anywhere
648
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,239
that's like Nick and I'll go
dancing.
649
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,520
And we go to a bar.
When we do that, because it's
650
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,239
country dancing, I always have
my chip with me in my pocket.
651
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,040
See now the listeners out there
will be like stick.
652
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,639
Your hand in your pocket.
Fiddle with the chip.
653
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:44,400
The listeners will be like see
that was a Dick move of Mike
654
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,320
because I thought about it as I
just did it to drink my beer
655
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,239
while he held his A a chip up.
But that doesn't offend Chris
656
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,080
because he's the he knows he has
the problem not me.
657
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,280
That's that's where we're at in
life folks.
658
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,040
I wouldn't even think about it
other than I want to tell the
659
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:04,360
people that where him and I are
at he if he could do cocaine on
660
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,600
occasion, I wouldn't care if he
did a line of cocaine in front
661
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,440
of me.
But I can't do that because I
662
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,280
will do it for the rest of my
life or at least the next five
663
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,600
years.
So I just don't do it, you know?
664
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,440
That's how that's how Kevin
Dubrow died.
665
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,280
Yes, Yeah, I'm surprised I did,
you know.
666
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,400
Yeah, that's kind of.
And we'll we'll go down those
667
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:32,320
roads as we go along with this.
Well, there's nights where you
668
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,640
feel like you're just not.
Surprised.
669
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Fucking chest.
It's amazing anybody lifts.
670
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,320
Through right.
But I'm just I'm just surprised
671
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,960
that that right but I'm just it
just blew my mind that because
672
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,600
he didn't he died recently last
5-6 years I think.
673
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,960
So it just kind of surprised me
when they said his cause of
674
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,880
death was cocaine overdose, of
all the things out there in the
675
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,920
world.
It was longer ago than that.
676
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:58,800
Hold on.
I'm yeah, I'm Googling it too
677
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,800
2007.
Oh, all right. 2007 Yeah, yeah,
678
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,280
yeah.
He was found dead in his Vegas
679
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:12,720
home and.
Oh, you mean to still have been
680
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,120
doing it?
OK.
681
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,960
Do cocaine.
Yeah, like.
682
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,840
Yeah, I yeah, I finally just
caught up with you.
683
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,240
Fatal overdose.
Oh, I'm sorry.
684
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,560
Fatal.
No.
685
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,640
Here, here it was, though.
It's a it was a fatal overdose
686
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:30,640
of a combination of cocaine,
painkillers and alcohol.
687
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,520
Oh, so he was.
Speedballing.
688
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Overly overly self medicating,
right?
689
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,800
Yes, been there, done that too.
Woo.
690
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,240
Hoo, yeah.
Which is which is insane.
691
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,320
Yeah, I've done it many times.
He'd never been married and had
692
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,080
had no children, so his legacy
died with him.
693
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,600
That's surprising.
He was dead at the time of his
694
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,360
death.
He was estimated to be worth
695
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,560
around $10 million and with no
errors.
696
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,840
I wonder where that means that
money went.
697
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:12,680
Right to the state.
Yeah, well, you only need one.
698
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,600
You only need one successful one
hit wonder.
699
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,480
That's why they call them, one
hit wonders.
700
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,680
Oh.
Yeah, you live your whole life
701
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,160
off that.
Their metal health album sold
702
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,840
just millions and millions.
It it probably went diamond.
703
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,880
I I bet it sold over 10 million
copies because I owned it.
704
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,600
Everybody owned it in 1983 or 4,
whenever that came.
705
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:34,360
Out.
Yeah, I did too.
706
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,480
It was on every ghetto blaster
in America.
707
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,880
Yeah.
Look up when metal health came
708
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,680
out.
It was their third.
709
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,320
Their third.
Yeah, it was their third album
710
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,760
ever released, March 11th of
1983.
711
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,680
Same year pyromania came out, by
the way.
712
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,400
Come on.
All right on.
713
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:00,600
Yeah, come on.
Illinois Mental Health, We're
714
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,280
just trying to see.
It was the first heavy metal
715
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,040
album to ever reach #1, which we
knew.
716
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,280
It replaced The Police's
Synchronicity, which was a good
717
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,480
album in November of 83.
Due to its commercial success,
718
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:16,160
is regarded as as by some as the
catalyst that opened the door
719
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,840
for hair metals immense
popularity through the next
720
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,040
several years.
So I could see that it ended
721
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,160
going six times platinum.
So what's Diamond?
722
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,640
What's What do you got to do for
Diamond?
723
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,160
Platinum's a million.
So is Diamond 10 million?
724
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,040
Yes, 10 million.
So it said.
725
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,360
It went on.
It went on.
726
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,800
In the US alone, it was
certified six times platinum.
727
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,520
OK, so you have to have 10
million in the United States to
728
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,240
get a diamond record, just FYI.
Gotcha.
729
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,320
The standards are different when
you get outside the United
730
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,760
States because it's based on
population density.
731
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,800
So like in Canada, to have a
diamond record, you might only
732
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,760
have to sell 750,000 copies or
something, you know, or 2
733
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,600
million.
But in the United States, it's
734
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,160
500,000 for Gold, 1,000,000 for
platinum and 10 million for
735
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,560
diamond.
Right.
736
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,480
It's hard to have a Diamond
album.
737
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,320
That's a lot of records.
Yeah.
738
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,280
So now, OK, let's, I'll go down
this.
739
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,400
Hold on a second.
I'll go down this rabbit hole
740
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:32,440
for one second to put it in
perspective of how amazing, no
741
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,520
matter what you think of the
Black Album, that album has been
742
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:43,280
on the Billboard Top 100 or 250.
I think it's been on the Top
743
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,320
100, it's entire existence.
It's still on the Billboard Top
744
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,480
100 or 250 or whatever it is,
but it's still there.
745
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,880
So is Pink Floyd Dark Side of
the Moon or Water?
746
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,840
I think that one finally went
down.
747
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,360
OK.
OK.
748
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,920
So I just I just I just googled
10 million plus OK.
749
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,800
OK.
So, so it's there's there's a
750
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:12,960
select, there's there's there's
a six person group, A66 musician
751
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,600
band group that have gone 20
million or plus.
752
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,080
OK and this is, this is not
surprising because I heard this
753
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,640
before but it's still surprising
The Eagles greatest hits album
754
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:28,360
from 71 and 75 has gone platinum
38 times over.
755
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:34,040
So they're the number one
selling ever. #2 to that is
756
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:39,160
Michael Jackson's Thriller.
Surprise #3 to that is the
757
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,160
Eagles again with Hotel
California.
758
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,400
That's surprising. #4 to that
which which I right.
759
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,320
The number 4, which I thought
definitely would be a diamond,
760
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,880
is ACDC's back in black.
That's not a Diamond album. #5
761
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,360
it is, it's 20 million plus.
This is the 20 million plus.
762
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,400
OK, Jesus, squirrel.
Yeah.
763
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,120
So 20 million plus.
Yeah, it's OK.
764
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:08,640
It's OK.
So, so the, the, the as of right
765
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,080
now, the number one selling
album of all time is the Eagles
766
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,440
Greatest Hits 7175, or
38,000,038.
767
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,960
Yeah, 38 million sells because
of 38 times platinum.
768
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,000
Next to that is Michael
Jackson's Thriller, which is 34
769
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,400
times platinum. #3 is the Eagles
Hotel California, which is
770
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,480
26,000,000.
So the Eagles alone?
771
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:35,680
That's wow, 64 million,
64,000,000 sales for just that
772
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,280
Greatest hits and Hotel
California combined.
773
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,840
Two albums.
Then coming in at #4 is ACDC
774
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,280
with Back in Black with 2025
times platinum.
775
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,800
Yeah, two albums.
Led Zeppelin.
776
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,280
Now mighty Zepp.
The Untitled Led Zeppelin 4.
777
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,920
My favorite.
Is it 24 times platinum?
778
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,320
And then rumors.
And the rumors from Fleetwood
779
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Mac 21 times platinum.
So then you go to the TO 15 to
780
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,160
19,000,000 right?
Which is still even not a very
781
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:08,320
large group.
It's 12345678910111213 people
782
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,720
between 15 and 19,000,000.
I won't break it down, but I'll
783
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:16,280
tell you in in that chunk you
have Garth Books twice with two
784
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,080
different albums.
You have Guns and Roses with my
785
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:23,080
album.
Shania Twain with.
786
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,920
Appetite for Destruction album
guys.
787
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:32,920
Roses Garth Brooks Yeah, Yep,
Garth Brooks are no fences.
788
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,720
And then you have Shania Twain
come on over.
789
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,840
Then you have the mighty
Metallica, which I'm assuming is
790
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,880
just a black album because it's
just says Metallica.
791
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,320
Metallica 90. 1. 16 times.
Find them.
792
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,760
That's as of 2012.
There's an asterisk that's as of
793
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,880
2012, so it may have gone more
since Elton John's greatest
794
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:00,560
hits, Boston's debut, Boston's
Springsteen's protest album,
795
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,120
Born in the USA, Bee Gees,
Alanis Morissette, Dark Side of
796
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,000
the Moon, Bob Marley, The
Wailers, Journey's Greatest Hits
797
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,800
and Steve Miller Band are all
between 15 and 19,000,000
798
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,440
responses.
And oddly enough, those are all
799
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,280
bands that I still listen to
every day.
800
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,760
There's a reason they're there.
Those are amazing albums.
801
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:28,320
And just for our listeners
aren't complete music freaks
802
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:33,520
like myself.
The Shania Twain and the ACDC
803
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,800
were produced by the same
producer, so it's not an
804
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,640
accident that those albums are
straight selling.
805
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Yep.
So for the people.
806
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:44,880
Metallica No, he didn't.
Did he shoot the?
807
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,000
Metallica No.
No, Bob Rock didn't.
808
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,080
And Bob Rock is also a platinum
album maker.
809
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,200
So how many albums did Slippery
When Wet sell?
810
00:43:56,200 --> 00:44:00,720
Yeah, since he did that.
Or maybe he just engineered
811
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:00,920
that.
I'm.
812
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,720
I'm.
I'm in the 10,000,000 now.
813
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,680
You know what?
He might have just engineered
814
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:06,520
that.
There's.
815
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,840
I know he produced New Jersey.
I'm almost.
816
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,200
So we have, Yeah.
OK We have.
817
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,120
We have 10 to 14,000,000.
You have Hootie and the
818
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,000
Blowfish, Carole King, Simon,
Garfunkel, Meatloaf, Whitney
819
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,640
Houston, Couple soundtracks,
Dirty Dancing in the Bodyguard,
820
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,920
Backstreet Boys, Santana,
Santana.
821
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,480
I like saying Santana, Purple
Rain.
822
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,600
I surprise Purple Rain hasn't
sold more than that.
823
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,040
That's that's surprising.
How many of?
824
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,600
That M&M's Marshall Mathers.
Held 10 million plus.
825
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Prince Purple Rain was 13 * 13
times platinum.
826
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:43,480
I would have thought it would
have been more too.
827
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,160
Beatles on here I Yeah, Beatles
there.
828
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,840
It is.
Slippery and wet. 12 * 12
829
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,040
million copies.
OK, I know it was quite a few.
830
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,400
Zeppelin's on here again.
Yeah, but The Beatles on here
831
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,800
quite a bit.
One of your favorite vocalists
832
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,200
of all times on here.
Korean Square Water Revival def.
833
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:09,240
Leopard Hysteria is on there.
Creed's on there, Human Clay.
834
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:15,880
Pink Floyd's The Walls on there,
More Beatles Houses of the holy
835
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,920
Billy Joel Stranger.
Great fucking album.
836
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Nirvana's.
Never mind.
837
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,440
Funny story about Billy Joel.
Kid Rock's the Devil Without a
838
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,360
cause.
Pearl Jam.
839
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,480
Yeah, I tell everybody the same
thing.
840
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,200
I always say that.
Yeah, go ahead.
841
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,760
Funny story, Billy Joel.
I always say that I don't like
842
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,560
Billy Joel.
Every time I every time I hear
843
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,880
one of his songs, I'm like, damn
it, I like Billy Joel.
844
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:47,040
I want to.
I don't know what it is, man.
845
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,600
It's like a weird.
I don't want to like the guy.
846
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,280
And every time I hear one of the
songs, I know every fucking word
847
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,400
and I know all the music to it.
He's crazy.
848
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,280
I think this this may be why.
This may be why.
849
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,360
When when he got with Christie
Brinkley and did that whole
850
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,960
Uptown girl bullshit album, it
it it took away from where he
851
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,280
was like like I'll listen to the
stranger like I never was a big
852
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:11,520
Billy Joel fan at all either
right?
853
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:17,240
Never liked piano man you know
when I got back into to owning
854
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:21,400
records I I I got The Stranger,
I went to record store and I I
855
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,080
stranger called to me and I
picked it up and went home and
856
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,440
played it.
I'm like fuck this is a good
857
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,000
album and start to finish.
So I think that's when some
858
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,240
artists change.
The change doesn't always keep
859
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,040
you a fan, right?
Like, like Metallica lost a lot
860
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,200
of fans and they did black, but
they also gained 20 times as
861
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,240
much fans because a lot of
people thought they sold out
862
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:45,600
because they weren't that
driving heavy thrash, speed,
863
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,600
death metal, whatever you want
to call it, not death metal.
864
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:50,160
But you know what I'm saying.
For everyone that lost, they
865
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,440
gained.
The lightning, it wasn't kill
866
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,960
them all.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
867
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:59,040
So it wasn't, you know, and now
it is what it is.
868
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:02,640
But you just, you just, you hit
that point and it's like OK.
869
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:07,800
There's only one band that got
away with making the same album
870
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,320
every There's only one band that
got away with making the same
871
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,800
album over and over and over
again, and that's ACDC.
872
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,080
If Metallica had kept making,
yeah.
873
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,160
If Metallica had kept making
Master of Puppets and Ride the
874
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,800
Lightning, nobody would have
liked them.
875
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,440
Even Megadeth.
Change.
876
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,920
No matter what people want to
say.
877
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:31,800
Megadeth went commercial when
they did euthanasia and cryptic
878
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,560
writings and you know, they went
down that same Rd.
879
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,800
So I don't I get in that same
argument with people who dis
880
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,560
Metallica all the time.
The reason that they are the Led
881
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,200
Zeppelin of our generation is
because they evolved.
882
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,160
It didn't always work.
I appreciate them trying an
883
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,160
album like Street Anger.
There's some songs that I like
884
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,400
on there.
It's just incomplete.
885
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,520
It didn't get finished.
You know the ideas are there,
886
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,280
but it's almost like it was
Metallica doing a demo, and
887
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,400
Metallica's demo is going to be
100 times better than everybody
888
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,520
else's.
Had it been any other album,
889
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,760
people would have loved it.
But because it was Metallica and
890
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,600
we have high expectations for
them, they were going through a
891
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,480
rough period in their life and
you know, you and I know better
892
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,840
than anybody what that's like.
It's hard to be creative and
893
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,600
write music when your life is in
turmoil, you know?
894
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Since then, they've written some
great albums.
895
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,680
If you've never done yourself a
favor and listened to Death
896
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:35,280
Magnetic or Hard Wired for Self
Destruction, 72 seasons, the
897
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,520
latest album that they released.
Those three albums after Saint
898
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,880
Anger are absolutely amazing.
They're great pieces of music
899
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,040
and I think people should just
get off that.
900
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,200
Well, they haven't done anything
since The Black Album.
901
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,720
Yeah, well, they've played about
6000 shows since then.
902
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:59,160
That's what they've done you
dumb fucks to to a sold out
903
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,240
crowd.
Every night Lexaturna came out
904
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:05,200
or Yeah, right.
So in 72 seasons, the first
905
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,760
truck they released was
Lexaturna.
906
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,640
So I, I, I'm, I'm an
Orangetheory and kool-aid
907
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,200
drinker.
I go to Orangetheory, right.
908
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,200
So every six months we have
benchmarks.
909
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,440
That's the reason I'm telling
you this story.
910
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,800
Every six months we have
benchmarks.
911
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,560
So those benchmarks are a 500
meter row and your best time
912
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,680
possible 2000 meter row.
Catch me if you can.
913
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,680
Which means everybody gets on
the treadmill and at certain
914
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,120
intervals you got to add, you
got to add speed or you have to
915
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,200
be at a certain distance
otherwise you're caught and you
916
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,560
got to get off of.
They also have the mile
917
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,440
benchmark run so it's you got to
run a mile as fast as you can.
918
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:43,240
Well the trainers don't control
the music which really sucks.
919
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,640
It's the It's the only real
negative thing about Orange
920
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,600
Theory is the trainers are
limited to whatever stupid music
921
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,560
that Orange Three makes them use
because of stupid.
922
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,880
Knowing this ahead of time, I
had my I right?
923
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,600
So knowing this ahead of time, I
had my trusty iPad, iPod,
924
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,240
whatever you want to call that.
And I downloaded.
925
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,760
I have running playlists, but I
I for this particular one I had
926
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:18,160
Lux Eterna for Metallica and oh,
something from POD because it
927
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,600
was driving.
It was a driving song from POD
928
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,320
and they were.
I had metallicas on there twice
929
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,040
and then PO DS twice, so it was
Metallica.
930
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:29,760
Metallica PODPODI ran the mile
at studio One because that's
931
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,000
when I was doing back-to-back
workouts at different studios.
932
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,520
I ran the first mile at 555.
Luxor Turner was playing the
933
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,120
whole time because I had to go
back-to-back.
934
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,200
I turned it up loud enough so I
could ignore the trainer, ignore
935
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,080
all their bullshit music because
they don't understand.
936
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,960
Runners need a driving beat.
The music is just fucking out of
937
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,640
sight, man.
You're you, you go faster, you
938
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:55,160
just get that energy and you go.
So first studio I did in 5
939
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,160
minutes, 55 seconds.
So the second studio, which is
940
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:02,080
40 minutes, Thirty minutes later
same concept went in.
941
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,200
Now understand.
I did an entire hour workout
942
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,680
after I did the mile for the
first part of the workout.
943
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,160
The 1st 6 minutes of my day was
doing that.
944
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,720
Went to the next studio.
Same thing, Metallica.
945
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,760
I speed up the treadmill on
every interval because my goal
946
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,360
was, well, I got to beat 555.
I can't do 555 again.
947
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,560
Fucking thing, man.
I finished at 5:55 again.
948
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,440
Which tells you what, Mike.
It tells you that the treadmill.
949
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,680
Metallica needed it.
Differently.
950
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,440
Different studios, but Metalla,
right?
951
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,600
But Metallica's Luxaturna
propelled me to hit that that
952
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,400
target twice in the in the
period of an hour.
953
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,040
Which is pretty damn cool and
totally off topic, but it's
954
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,000
relevant right now in our world.
That Taylor Swift chick?
955
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:54,720
Guess where she's not?
She's not in the 10 to
956
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,640
14,000,000 copies sold.
She's not in the 15 to
957
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:01,040
19,000,000 copies sold.
She's not in the 20 million or
958
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:06,560
more copies sold.
She's way down the list of less
959
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,040
than 10 million records sold for
her.
960
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,320
Where is she?
Her fearless record that came
961
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,280
out in 2008.
She's only done 10 times
962
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,040
platinum.
Do you want me to educate the
963
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,480
listeners as to why?
Or would you just like to think
964
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,960
that she doesn't sell a lot of
records?
965
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,360
I would love you to educate the
listeners as to why Mr.
966
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,440
Michaels.
Because the majority of her
967
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:36,720
professional career that the
American public knows her as
968
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:43,640
today was in a time where CD and
vinyl and record sales were in
969
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,080
the toilet.
If you look at her streaming
970
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,800
numbers, she's probably smoking
everybody by about 1000 to 1.
971
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,920
So just to put that in
perspective, I know where you
972
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,000
were going with that and it
makes me happy too.
973
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,400
But unfortunately, I'm educated
enough in the music business to
974
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,200
have to say damn it, It's
because she spent the majority
975
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,760
of her professional career in
the non physical media buying
976
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,760
purchase era.
When's the last time you or I
977
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:20,400
bought ACD?
OK, so in the true so billions
978
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,800
in the streaming because I just
I just typed in most streaming
979
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,880
songs.
The Billions blinding.
980
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,920
The song called Blinding Lights
3.993 billion.
981
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,160
Song called Shape of You 3.7
Billion Someone You love 3.1
982
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:42,280
billion Sunflower 3.096 billion.
So what we need?
983
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,200
Is any of the songs man?
Everybody to download this
984
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:52,600
podcast 3.9 billion times and we
will either bring you massively
985
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,240
new good content or you'll never
have to hear us again.
986
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,800
The choice is yours, people.
Oh, OK, so, so right, so now I
987
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,080
know.
Now now this explains OK, so, so
988
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,720
Spotify's most streamed songs,
Shape of You by Ed Sheeran 4.2
989
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:12,000
billion or 4 point.
Well, I rounded it up Blinding
990
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,360
lights by the weekend like I
like blinding lights.
991
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,520
Who the fuck is that?
The weekend, The band.
992
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,760
The weekend.
And then Ed Sheeran comes in and
993
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,400
again at #3 with Perfect.
The weekend is a dude.
994
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,800
He's he's a guy.
Oh, OK, and I don't think it's.
995
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,040
A band.
I think it's a guy.
996
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,200
Oh.
He's a good artist, absolutely.
997
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,400
And then the spell weekend,
right?
998
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,800
It's.
OK, cool.
999
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,760
He's cool.
He's cool.
1000
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,520
Man, And then you have this
Spaccio by Lewis Pharmacy.
1001
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,400
You don't spell it right when.
Going and then Someone you Loved
1002
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,920
by Lewis Capaldi.
You know that.
1003
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:53,640
So that's that's the yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
1004
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,920
If it ends in an S, you put AZ
there.
1005
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,440
That's when it's interesting Z.
Nemesis, yes.
1006
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,160
We should have had AZ in
Nemesis.
1007
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,720
We didn't.
We Didn't we?
1008
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,160
Would have had to have two Z's
and I think that would have been
1009
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:10,960
overindulgent.
Nemesis this.
1010
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,360
Wouldn't sound like we had a
list.
1011
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,920
That's.
How we can call that's that's
1012
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,040
how we can call our nemesis
ourselves nemesis again by
1013
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,040
having Z's.
Hey, look, while while you're on
1014
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:28,640
that subject, did we not have
that name first?
1015
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,280
We can prove we had that name
first.
1016
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,600
Why can't we have that name?
We should have sued them.
1017
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,240
I mean, for Christ's sake, dude,
we probably played over 1000
1018
00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:42,640
Chosen.
Because we have was all it
1019
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,480
needs.
All it needs is it needs to be
1020
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,440
printed.
It's in printing.
1021
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,520
If it's in printing, then.
If it's in print, that's it's
1022
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,600
published, so therefore it is.
Well, I have.
1023
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,760
About I just pulled up Nemesis
200 and.
1024
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,680
Leftover tickets that have
Nemesis printed on them I.
1025
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,320
I know you do and.
They're dated.
1026
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,520
Yeah, Arch Enemy, the band
Nemesis.
1027
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,360
The band Nemesis is where I look
for the.
1028
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,200
Band.
Yeah, they're from, like, I want
1029
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,400
to say, what did I tell you,
Hungary?
1030
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,720
I just pulled.
Them up.
1031
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,280
I'm pulling them up right now.
They're from somewhere in
1032
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:32,800
Europe.
The song they have is This is
1033
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:36,320
The War Is On.
It doesn't really tell me
1034
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:42,440
anything more about them I Got.
To thinking about that, I was
1035
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,440
like, we've had that name since
1994.
1036
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:53,320
Yeah, it's a Bangladesh rock
band formed in 1999 in Dhaka.
1037
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,320
They're one of the most popular
rock bands in Bangladesh.
1038
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:00,920
So they stole our name.
Six years later, we were still a
1039
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,400
band in 1999, they stole our
fucking name.
1040
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,320
We were.
We needed better lawyers, you
1041
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,680
know.
We.
1042
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,560
Yeah, they stole our name while
we were using it.
1043
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,800
Yeah.
Nemesis didn't officially
1044
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:29,680
disband until. 2000 Yeah, they
have a thing called
1045
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:35,160
nemesisband.com.
It's just a.
1046
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,320
This is different Nemesis.
All kinds of people ripped off
1047
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,720
our.
Knees a bunch of old dudes
1048
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:46,200
Nemesis at the New Year's Eve
Celebration at the Romo Club
1049
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,400
featuring entertainment by
Nemesis.
1050
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,080
These guys are not from
Bangladesh.
1051
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:56,160
This is a full trumpet like this
is a full brass band.
1052
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,840
It's it's got trumpets, 2
trumpets of sax, keyboard,
1053
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,840
female singer, drummer, bass
guitar, another rhythm guitar,
1054
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,600
and 233 rhythm guitars.
I'm offended.
1055
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:11,600
There is no band using the name
Nemesis that should have a brass
1056
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,240
section.
That's unacceptable.
1057
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,240
No.
And one of the no, it's it's
1058
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:21,160
it's yeah, it's kind of it's a
horn driven cover band.
1059
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,160
So therefore I think we could
still call ourselves Nemesis
1060
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,880
because they're a horn driven
cover band and you have the
1061
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,560
other band from.
Bengal and three of the original
1062
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,920
Nemesis members are still
walking this earth, so I think
1063
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,840
Rick would back us up.
Right.
1064
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,480
And Dave Glazer still around.
He became our manager later on,
1065
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,400
so he would back us up.
We got a lot of witnesses.
1066
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,280
Yeah, yeah.
Not to mention the legions of
1067
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,560
fans that used to come to our
show, so and.
1068
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:55,680
Then just the simple fact that
that that we have the, the
1069
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,280
marketing, this stuff we did
what the fuck?
1070
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,960
Yeah, I'm surrounded by it.
It's all over this table that
1071
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,960
people can't see.
There's nemesis stuff everywhere
1072
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:10,160
on this table.
Yeah, And you know how I came up
1073
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:11,720
with the.
With the, with the name Nemesis,
1074
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,960
right.
Pearl Jam.
1075
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,080
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
1076
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,160
Pearl Jam.
Pearl Jam.
1077
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,400
You even told the story on the
podcast Pulled.
1078
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,920
Out my gun, yeah.
Yeah, I remember you showing up
1079
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,040
that came up with that was just
the first word out of your
1080
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,640
mouth.
You said, I think we should call
1081
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,400
ourselves Nemesis.
And everything got, you know,
1082
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,040
how it went down back then.
Everything got shot down like in
1083
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,880
1/10 of a second.
That was the first time that
1084
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,080
everybody was like, nobody said
anything.
1085
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,200
And Chris was like, well, at
least they're thinking about it,
1086
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,640
you know?
And so we all talked about it
1087
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,960
and looked up Nemesis.
And then it's the goddess of
1088
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,360
vengeance in Greek mythology.
And I was like, well, that's
1089
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:57,480
pretty cool.
So yeah, we went out there and
1090
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,520
kicked some ass under the
Nemesis moniker from 1993 or 4
1091
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:06,240
until 2000.
Yeah, I know, Chris jumped off
1092
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,840
the ride with.
That I think we somewhere
1093
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,240
because.
We kept going for a little
1094
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:14,840
while, but I told you but.
You know, yeah, Petered out.
1095
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,920
Once a nemesis, always a
nemesis.
1096
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,440
So yeah, we own that name. 1st
It's funny, I I ended up Yeah,
1097
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,960
it's funny.
I Jesse, the drummer for the
1098
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,520
last band I was in.
It was his birthday yesterday
1099
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,800
and I haven't talked to him in
years, but I always wish him
1100
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,560
happy birthday.
I've always messaged him happy
1101
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,760
birthday on Facebook and always
text him yesterday, he finally
1102
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,640
responds back.
I'm like, holy shit dude, I
1103
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,560
haven't talked to you.
Never.
1104
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:43,680
But it got me thinking.
Whenever I'd introduce us on
1105
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,520
stage, it was Mike Michaels on
guitar and you, you know William
1106
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Rich and Carr the Third because
it just pissed off Rick because
1107
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,560
I used his full name, but I
liked his full name because why
1108
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:54,160
not?
And then I.
1109
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:55,200
Always.
I like the way you saw the.
1110
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,040
Drummer.
Like I never said Scott.
1111
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,120
And ever since Scott Connor, I
just said Scott the drummer.
1112
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,680
Well, in talking with Jesse
yesterday for about 45 minutes,
1113
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,040
if he attacks, it dawned on me.
I did the same thing with Jesse.
1114
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,680
I never said Jesse Johnson.
I just said Jesse the drummer,
1115
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:13,400
you know, I don't know why that
is, man, because it rolls up.
1116
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:17,560
I think drummers just need to be
defined like, right, Scott the
1117
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,680
drummer.
Jesse the drummer, you know, and
1118
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
Mike Michaels.
And that's a weird thing, like
1119
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,840
if we could get because because
Jesse still plays, if we could
1120
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,280
get him to join in and we would
have Mike Michaels on the guitar
1121
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,200
and Jesse, Jesse Johnson, then
you guys both have the same, you
1122
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,400
know, Mike Michaels, Jesse
Johnson, Debbie Trolls, JJ,
1123
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:39,880
Amen, right.
And of course, William Richard
1124
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,480
Carr, the Third.
Do you remember the night that
1125
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:48,400
we got See, I I can't remember
what gigs were what, so I just
1126
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,320
got asked a question.
Do you remember the night that
1127
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,920
we got booked with the Skinhead
band at The Mason Jar?
1128
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,520
Probably.
I was just telling that story
1129
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:05,240
the other day because, yeah, I I
think Scott was the one that
1130
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,960
finally jumped in and he was
kind of like way crazier than
1131
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,360
even they were.
And they got scared of him
1132
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,480
because he told him he was going
to fight every one of them.
1133
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,480
He just asked who was first.
I remember talking to one of
1134
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,880
those dudes and saying, to your
point about drummers, I just
1135
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,040
remember talking to one of the
guys who seemed to be the voice
1136
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:30,280
of reason on the other side of
the skinheads and saying, you
1137
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,720
know, you got a drummer, We got
a drummer.
1138
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,640
Drummers just like to beat the
shit out of stuff.
1139
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:37,400
They're not really musicians,
you know.
1140
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,440
Their whole goal in life is to
have as much physical stamina as
1141
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,280
humanly possible.
Because playing the drums to
1142
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:48,680
your point as a runner is like
running a long distance.
1143
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,400
You might be running a 10K doing
a 2 hour show, you know.
1144
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,360
So when you're going to fight a
drummer, you might want to take
1145
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:58,680
into account that their whole
existence in life is to beat the
1146
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,120
shit out of something.
Sometimes softly, sometimes
1147
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:03,560
hard.
But they can do it for hours on
1148
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:07,200
end.
Take the sticks out of their
1149
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,320
hand and that's your face.
That was my point to it.
1150
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,120
Yeah, exactly.
And yeah, and they are.
1151
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,920
And and that's just and their
brains are wired differently,
1152
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,360
too.
Yeah, well, and my point was,
1153
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,720
that's the night that I learned
in telling the story to this
1154
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:28,720
other person that skinheads hate
everyone, They don't just hate
1155
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,480
themselves or they don't just
hate.
1156
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,480
Like black people, Hispanics,
they hate.
1157
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:39,240
Long hairs.
They hate Mormons.
1158
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,000
They hate.
They hate everyone.
1159
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,960
If you're not one of them, they
hate you.
1160
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,200
I didn't know that.
I thought, you know, they just
1161
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,920
hated, like, you know, ethnic
groups.
1162
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,440
But that night proved
differently.
1163
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,640
They don't like people along.
It's just, it's just straight
1164
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,120
across the board, which is
disappointing, but you know.
1165
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:05,240
And the reason that that story
came up was somebody asked me
1166
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,000
how old you were when you went
bald, and I said he wasn't bald,
1167
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,600
he just shaved his head.
He had a full head of hair.
1168
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,240
So that's when I told that
story.
1169
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,760
I said, and oddly I said, oddly
enough, I think the owner of one
1170
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,480
of the clubs that we played at
got a little confused because he
1171
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,160
booked us with a Skinhead band
shortly after Chris shaved his
1172
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,280
head.
That's how that went down as
1173
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,920
Franco.
I think he thought we were going
1174
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,440
Skinhead or something.
Right.
1175
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:37,320
Yeah, No, my ball cap ripped.
For those who don't know, I was
1176
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,760
in a play.
I was in a play called Bow Jest
1177
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,000
and I was playing Morse and the
Butler, and I had a bald cap and
1178
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,000
it was a bit part.
It was a character.
1179
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:50,160
Role.
I had like 6 lines and I kind of
1180
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:55,480
waddle that on stage like a like
a a Penguin on speed issued my
1181
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:59,640
lines and and then exited you
know stage right I think at the
1182
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,200
time.
But dress rehearsals the night
1183
01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:06,120
before a play goes on for real.
And when taking the I wasn't
1184
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,360
taking it off myself, but we
were somebody's helping me
1185
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,320
remove it and the ball cap
ripped and it was like oh shit.
1186
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,440
So it was one of those things.
Well I could either.
1187
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:19,680
It was 3 days, two days before
the show, so it was either I
1188
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,000
don't do it.
But to me the bit was the fact
1189
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,520
this guy was bald, so I just
shaved my head.
1190
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,720
So the next day I think I came
to practice with a Mohawk,
1191
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:34,480
because I had a Mohawk for a day
and then and then to play and
1192
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:39,920
then the play and then after the
day of the play in in the makeup
1193
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,560
room, they just finished it off.
They just shaved it all the
1194
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,560
right down the middle and the
Mohawk was gone and.
1195
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:53,640
And my point to the listeners is
this was 199495 somewhere in
1196
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:59,760
there guys were not shaving
their head. 93. 93 guys were not
1197
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:03,080
shaving their head at all.
It was not socially acceptable.
1198
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:05,800
That's why this was, you know, I
don't think the person really
1199
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:11,640
got how shocking that was.
You know, when I shaved my head,
1200
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:14,400
it wasn't real shocking.
It was 2009 or whatever.
1201
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,560
You know, in 1993, a dude shows
up and he's got shaved head.
1202
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,480
He's either got cancer, he's a
Skinhead, or what the fuck
1203
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,440
happened, You know?
There was only three questions.
1204
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,600
I'm like, holy shit, is my
fucking brother sick?
1205
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,560
You know, I think.
Is Chris dying?
1206
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,920
No, he just got his hat stuck to
his head.
1207
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,840
Cool.
And I think, I think that, I
1208
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,000
think that one, that one picture
too.
1209
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,480
I think it actually, when we're
sitting on the fence, I think
1210
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,240
that was one of the first
pictures we took.
1211
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,520
We were not sitting after.
I originally after I first
1212
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,240
shaved my head.
We were not sitting on a fence.
1213
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,320
We were sitting on that archway
across the street from Scott's
1214
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,680
house.
Remember when he lived in Mesa?
1215
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,320
In that duplex on the corner.
Oh, oh, that's right.
1216
01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:57,800
That's.
Right.
1217
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,600
Remember we got run off for
trespassing.
1218
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,000
Then people came out.
They were pissed.
1219
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,840
They didn't get amused that we
got up there at all.
1220
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,960
But we got the picture.
Yeah, I think my buddy Dave took
1221
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,400
that picture.
Somebody.
1222
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:09,680
Somebody did.
But yeah, that was the first
1223
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,600
picture of all four of us.
And you're right, that was
1224
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,040
probably just shortly after you
shaved your head.
1225
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,560
Yeah, we're sitting on an
archway where people drove
1226
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,080
through.
It was a nice community across
1227
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,160
the street.
Yeah.
1228
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:24,680
That guy came out of that guard
Jack.
1229
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,120
He's like, you guys can't be up
there, I thought.
1230
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,600
You saying that?
Relax, Fucker.
1231
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,360
Relax.
All right, We got it.
1232
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:35,240
Well, bad.
There's no sign, man.
1233
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:38,080
It doesn't say keep out.
Exactly.
1234
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,280
At 22, you just don't think
about stuff like that.
1235
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,080
So we needed to get a picture.
We didn't care whose property it
1236
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,240
was on you.
Don't you don't.
1237
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,560
Nope.
We didn't.
1238
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:54,560
All right, so it's almost 4:00.
Let's wind this puppy up.
1239
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,600
Let's do our.
Did you get the e-mail?
1240
01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:00,080
The top 11 sandwiches?
Yeah.
1241
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:03,800
Check your e-mail, Mike.
And I didn't, I didn't bold
1242
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:06,320
anything at all this time.
So you can you can start with
1243
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:12,120
#11 when you get to it And you
know just for everybody that
1244
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,120
that is.
You know, following along our
1245
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:19,080
our program here we wrap up
every show with a top 11 list of
1246
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:21,399
something and the reason why we
do top 11 is.
1247
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:27,279
Because of the Great and mighty
Spinal Tap, it goes to 11.
1248
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:31,200
It's one better than 10.
It goes to 11.
1249
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,399
It goes to another better than
10.
1250
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:38,000
So today's Yeah.
So today's Top 11 list is the
1251
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:42,479
top 11 sandwiches ever made. #11
so.
1252
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,200
Mike's going to start off with
#11.
1253
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,439
Is ham and cheese, or in my
case, fake cheese or vegan
1254
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:51,600
cheese, or whatever you'd like
to call it's delicious.
1255
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,880
I have vegan cheese.
I eat vegan cheese now too.
1256
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:57,399
I have chow.
You tried the Chow cheese CA.
1257
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:04,319
Yeah, it is right.
I was pleasantly surprised by
1258
01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:08,600
far as my go to, yeah #10, tuna
fish.
1259
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,000
I used to eat tuna fish
sandwiches when I was a kid.
1260
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:13,640
I still do occasionally,
especially when I don't.
1261
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:15,319
Feel good?
It's good post workout too.
1262
01:09:15,399 --> 01:09:18,920
It's it's good post workout.
Yeah, yeah, you know, you can
1263
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,800
bring the tuna fish sandwich in
the oven and you call it a tuna
1264
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,200
bumstead.
I did not know that.
1265
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:30,680
I will try it sometime. #9 yeah,
#9 go ahead. #9 is pastrami on
1266
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,080
sourdough, which I think
sourdough is poison to me, but
1267
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,479
it sounds delicious.
Oh, I'm sorry.
1268
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:43,319
That's.
Crunchy #8 roast roast beef.
1269
01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:45,160
And we're not talking America's
roast beef.
1270
01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:47,880
We're just talking roast beef.
Roast That's.
1271
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,880
Not an Arby's plug unless you
want to sponsor our show.
1272
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,160
This portion of the show is spot
to you by Arby's America's
1273
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,520
Roast.
See.
1274
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,800
Yes, Sir.
And for those who are listening,
1275
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,400
Chris can do commercials very
well.
1276
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:03,920
He's got that voice.
So #7, yes, one of my favorites
1277
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:06,960
and a go to, as anybody will
tell you that it works with me.
1278
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,120
Smoked Turkey.
I love smoked Turkey.
1279
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,200
Is that is that is, is that real
Ted and Tanya, does Mike like
1280
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:18,440
smoked Turkey sandwiches?
Tanya will tell you she ate a
1281
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,200
lot of lunch.
I don't know.
1282
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:20,520
For sure, if they listen to the
show.
1283
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:22,440
That's right.
OK.
1284
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,560
Right.
On number six, up number six.
1285
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:27,880
Now I'm kind of, I'm kind of,
I've kind of took this list into
1286
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,400
the into the not just sandwich.
But if it's got two pieces of
1287
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,040
bread and something in the
middle, it's a sandwich.
1288
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,440
So number six is a Patty melt.
It's a sandwich.
1289
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:44,280
Number six is Patty melt. #5 One
of my favourites.
1290
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,400
A brisket sandwich.
Oh yeah.
1291
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,600
I would agree.
I had my first brisket burger
1292
01:10:52,720 --> 01:11:00,280
maybe sometime in 2023 and holy
shit was that just an awakening
1293
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:06,120
of the of the taste buds and
right just an all over aura of
1294
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:11,280
like pure satisfaction.
Like that's it right there.
1295
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,720
Brisket, sandwich bomb diggity.
I like to call that a. #4 Now I
1296
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,440
don't know if they have these in
Illinois.
1297
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,400
Oh, there you go.
I don't know if they have these
1298
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,520
in Illinois, but you're.
Going to have to tell me what
1299
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,240
they.
Call Chiba Hut and their
1300
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:30,040
sandwich is OK, so everything's
You would love it because
1301
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:36,280
everything's Stoner themed, like
every sandwich is is named after
1302
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:40,840
some kind of weed.
The bread is not just boring
1303
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,560
bread, there's something always
baked into it.
1304
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,240
So it's it's Chiba Hut a Chiba
Hut Sandwich.
1305
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,440
If you go next time, I'm in
Arizona.
1306
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:54,120
For those following along here,
yeah, a Chiba Hut is CHEBA Hut,
1307
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:59,160
CHEBA Hut.
And we're just totally taking
1308
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,880
they're toasted Subs, which are
tasty.
1309
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:08,280
So here's it's the best but OK
so like Jamaican Red is a
1310
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:11,280
Buffalo chicken sandwich.
Jamaican Red is obviously a a a
1311
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:18,160
brand of pot columnist Thai Thai
stick white widow Panama Red
1312
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:23,040
Acapulco Gold the the kind
Apollo 13.
1313
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:31,360
You rush fans can relate to this
because of their Oh my God, Oh
1314
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,160
my God I just brain farted on
the train to Bangkok.
1315
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:38,360
Is that the song?
Oh fuck.
1316
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,000
Rush.
Yeah.
1317
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,840
Chronic they have.
Yeah.
1318
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,120
What's that song?
Yeah.
1319
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,760
OK.
Bangkok, I just for some reason
1320
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,160
I brain farted.
They have a locana.
1321
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,800
They have a 5 point O the
Pakalola chronic, which is
1322
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:56,360
something you'll love.
Mike it's Roast beef, K GB
1323
01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:03,000
AK47G13 Midwest Best Cincy Kush,
which is bacon, honey, sriracha,
1324
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,480
Mayo, avocado, provolone,
lettuce, tomato, shake house
1325
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:10,720
dressing, Pacific Pacific blue
balm and dank.
1326
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:16,320
And it just goes on a train.
Grifo, chisel, magic mushroom,
1327
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,000
power plant.
Sticky icky.
1328
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:22,680
So again, it's Chiba CHEBA Hut.
They're they're legit.
1329
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,440
It's a cool little place.
It's it's the food's fantastic.
1330
01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:29,440
So that's why they ranked #4 on
our Top 11 sandwiches of all
1331
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:32,120
time.
Any any sandwich from Chiba Hut?
1332
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,200
That's awesome.
That was that they've let him
1333
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,480
when we would be pissed off that
we just took that sidetrack on
1334
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:43,160
his on his world famous
syndicated top ten which is why
1335
01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:46,160
we do 11 so he can't get sued.
But that would took too long to
1336
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:49,080
explain #4 that's a that's a top
ten list.
1337
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,680
No, no.
Even though we're doing 11.
1338
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,240
But I like that.
Back to you Mr., Mike Michaels.
1339
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,120
Because we don't follow rules.
Rules.
1340
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:02,280
I like it #3 will be a debate.
And uh, if you'd like to chime
1341
01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:07,200
in on the Chris and Mike Show
Facebook page and tell us what
1342
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:13,160
you think, #3 is a hot dog.
And my partner here says it is
1343
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:16,240
beef in a bun.
And if it is an all beef hot dog
1344
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:18,960
on a bun, I think it's arguable
that it's a sandwich.
1345
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,520
I get serious about my hot dogs.
It'll be a sandwich when I'm
1346
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:29,280
done with it.
Because the the poor man's hot
1347
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,760
dog bun is you put the hot dog
between two pieces of bread.
1348
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,800
Remember that when you were a
kid, you didn't have the money
1349
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,120
for hot dog buns, but you got
bread, so you put the hot.
1350
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,640
I did it when I was in the band,
buddy.
1351
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,880
If I could, if I could afford
bread.
1352
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,080
Bologna sandwich.
The hand sandwich.
1353
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,520
Right, that was like Metallica's
Bologna sandwich they just had,
1354
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:50,960
right?
They just had Bologna on their
1355
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:54,720
hand.
Famous #2, which everybody agree
1356
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,920
with, even even vegan.
Even vegan cheese eaters can
1357
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,200
agree to this.
Number two is a grilled cheese
1358
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,480
sandwich.
Had one for dinner last night.
1359
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:04,880
If you're Nikki, she wants
tomato soup with that.
1360
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,240
That's what I had too.
If you're Nikki, she wants
1361
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,040
tomato soup.
With that and the number one,
1362
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,480
the number one best selling.
Not selling, but the number one
1363
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:18,880
best sandwich ever is.
A cheeseburger with no cheese,
1364
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:20,600
please.
Yep.
1365
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,920
With with.
No cheese for Mike or vegan
1366
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,120
cheese.
Because why?
1367
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,120
It's got a bun.
It's got the meat.
1368
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,040
It's got the bun.
It's a sandwich.
1369
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,520
It's a sandwich.
Not.
1370
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,840
My dad would say it's a
sandwich.
1371
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,880
It's a sandwich.
So there you go.
1372
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:38,720
It's a sandwich.
He gets serious about his
1373
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:40,120
hamburger.
First time we can debate how you
1374
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,240
spell sandwich.
If it's with AD or without AD.
1375
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:46,240
Yeah, there you go.
That's what I got for today.
1376
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,640
How about you?
Yeah.
1377
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:56,360
So I'm going to put yes, I'm
going to put a post because
1378
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,120
they're selling these shirts
right here, right now.
1379
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,280
So I told you, my friend
Sunshine has helped us immensely
1380
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,560
with the podcast.
It's the least I can do.
1381
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:12,000
Her daughter's So her grandson,
her daughter's son, he had a
1382
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,160
stroke when he was in the womb
and it's called hemiplegic
1383
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:20,320
cerebral palsy.
So it affected the left side of
1384
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:25,560
his brain.
And he's normal in almost every
1385
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:31,400
aspect of life, but it causes
him to have to do things that
1386
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,920
are harder, you know, like
things are harder for him than
1387
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:38,040
they are for most kids.
So in order to offset like cost
1388
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:40,480
of him going to his doctor's
appointments and stuff like
1389
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:43,200
that, they do a fundraiser.
T-shirts are awesome.
1390
01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:45,840
They're quality T-shirts.
They're cheap.
1391
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:51,360
A portion of it goes to help him
do what he needs to do.
1392
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,360
He's an amazing kid, man.
I he's been here at my house.
1393
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,520
You think you just had another
little man in your house And
1394
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:02,040
when somebody at that age comes
in and acts, I mean, it's not it
1395
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:04,400
would it wouldn't even be
necessary to say any of this.
1396
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,400
I'm just saying I've met the
kid.
1397
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:09,520
He's amazing.
Whatever I can do to help them
1398
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,560
out, I would like to do so.
I'll put it on our Chris and
1399
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:15,400
Mike show page.
And if you can, we're not saying
1400
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:19,000
you have to, but if you're able
to help buy a shirt, they're
1401
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:22,800
cool shirts.
I like them and she's done a lot
1402
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,600
for us and it's the least I can
do to repay the favor.
1403
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:28,480
They only ask one time a year
and right now they're doing it.
1404
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,960
So I'm going to put a post on
there and I just wanted to give
1405
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,480
her a shout out and tell
everybody why we're putting that
1406
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,080
there.
So that's why this poor little
1407
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,720
guy, he's got to go to physical
therapy.
1408
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,880
He's a normal kid, but you would
never know.
1409
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,320
And that's the cool thing about
him.
1410
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,360
He just, he wants to do
everything that everybody else
1411
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,440
does and we should help him do
that if we can.
1412
01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:52,080
So with that said, I hope
everybody has a great week.
1413
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,960
Yeah, and before we go, shout
out to the lava lamp behind you.
1414
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:02,600
It's really encapsulated the
mood of the show and I keep
1415
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:07,760
watching it go up and down.
I'm going to tell episode
1416
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:13,360
number. 12 I'm Chris Dunham.
He's Listen, no, no, no, no, no,
1417
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,080
no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1418
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,080
Because now I got to tell you
son of a bit.
1419
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:26,800
See, I have to make sure that's
the first thing I do when I come
1420
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,480
home on Tuesday, because do you
know how long it takes to heat
1421
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:32,040
that thing up?
Almost exactly.
1422
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,240
So we started.
Doing this, but you can't just
1423
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,880
leave it running because it can
only run like Oh yeah.
1424
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,640
Anyway thanks.
I got a new LED, 16,000,000
1425
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:43,640
yeah.
Because it gets too hot.
1426
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,400
It gets too hot.
Yeah, you can't leave them
1427
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,040
running all the time it.
Gets too hot, right?
1428
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:53,320
So it's just hilarious that at
50 years old I'm like, yeah, got
1429
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,120
to do, oh shit yeah, podcast
day.
1430
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,480
I got to get home quick and turn
the lava lamp on because it
1431
01:18:57,480 --> 01:19:03,320
won't be bubbling time for how
stupid I just laughed at.
1432
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,760
What's funny?
Skyler told me.
1433
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,160
Skyler told me.
I think, I think Scott told me
1434
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,440
last week or something that I
need, I need a lava lamp just
1435
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:12,080
because Tripp, the little one,
he's 7 month old.
1436
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,640
He loves like lights and stuff.
Like when we have the Christmas
1437
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,720
lights up he just stairs.
We have this really cool laser
1438
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,680
thing that little man and I play
with that it's green but it
1439
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:30,440
likes makes green like lasers.
But it's it's it's it's you
1440
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:32,320
know, I don't know.
It's not just a, which is not
1441
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:34,560
just one line.
It's like 1000 lines and then
1442
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:38,680
you can turn the the head of the
flashlight to spin around stuff.
1443
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,320
Little and Trip loves it.
We were messing the Internet.
1444
01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,320
We turn all lights off and
little man was ghost hunting and
1445
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:47,480
we're using that light and he
was just so captivated by it,
1446
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,840
so.
So as much as and I was like as
1447
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,240
much as you've been watching
this one, I can't, I'll I'll out
1448
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,280
myself and say I've actually
turned this chair around because
1449
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,840
for the folks at home, obviously
that's right behind me.
1450
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:04,360
I've sat in this chair and just
watched the lava lamp and done
1451
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,280
nothing else.
So it is very captivating.
1452
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:11,720
OK, I'm just going to ponder
life for about 1/2 hour and
1453
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:15,160
watch this thing.
That's how I live.
1454
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:20,360
And with that, everybody be kind
to one another.
1455
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,400
We'll see you next week.
And thanks for listening always.
1456
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:27,760
And remember, you're not alone.
You're not alone.
1457
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,000
So if.
You're not.
1458
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:32,200
You're feeling down.
Go find somebody.
1459
01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,360
Yeah, go find.
Go find somebody to talk to.
1460
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,160
Talk to your friends.
Drop us a message.
1461
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:38,160
Don't suffer alone.
You don't have to.
1462
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,920
In this day and age.
Yeah, drop us a message.
1463
01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:43,320
Always happy to talk to people
regardless of what it's about.
1464
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:52,040
Absolutely peace.
Out.
1465
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,720
See you, buddy.
Nothing, my love, man.
1466
01:20:58,680 --> 01:20:59,280
Nothing, my love.
Amen
1467
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:10,240
the.