Jan. 21, 2024
#12 - Dave from Ireland
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It's.
Going to be a Sunday?
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Afternoon.
It's a day.
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It's a day or a night in the In
your world and what's your?
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What?
Episode is it?
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Craziness.
I think it's #12.
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And there's a funny thing about
wearing my masks.
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I always want to have an accent
going on, so it's not just me
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that's talking.
I don't know why that is.
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So who are we going to name this
guy?
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It's the.
Identity crisis that I suffer
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Let's just.
Just call him.
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Dave.
I like the name Dave.
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Hello, Dave.
OK.
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Dave, where are you from?
Hi, Dave.
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I had.
I had one earlier.
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I'm from Omaha, NE.
I have got an accent.
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For a small tackle shop, I came,
I came.
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Roundabouts of the other the
other mother, the motherland.
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Overseas, the old world, we had
the potato.
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Famine and that's that's that's
what I got.
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The chunky face because of the
potato famine all.
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Ate with potatoes for like a
month and a half.
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It's coming out of my Irish.
Man it was.
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Crazy.
Then I have this weird
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deformation of my mouth because
I had to bite the tomato
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potatoes and it just didn't work
all the time.
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So it's crazy.
I'm going to go out.
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I'm going to go out on a limb
and say that's why you didn't
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move to Idaho.
That's.
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Why I didn't move to Idaho.
I was tired.
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Of the potato.
Famine.
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And I'm like, if I want
potatoes, I'll just throw them
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in my backyard and that'll be
that.
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You know, some people say I'm
Scottish, some people say I'm
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Irish.
I don't really know.
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I think I had a Scottish mother
and Irish father, you know, you
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don't really know.
It's not.
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There's nothing Braveheart about
me, though I must say, no makeup
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on this guy.
Oh shit.
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Killing me.
So this is the Chris and Mike
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show.
I'm whole.
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I'm standing in for Chris.
I'm the guy behind the mask.
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You can call me Dave.
That's Mike Michaels, the
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whirlwind and guitar player.
Like Ding a Ling, Ling, Ling.
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Ling.
That music at the beginning was
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him playing on the guitar.
Right.
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Jam on, Jam on, Jam on.
Oh, look at the fireworks behind
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you.
Oh yeah, that's spectacular.
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Spectacular.
I'm impressed with that.
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I'm impressed with that, Mister
Michaels.
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I have to say, he might.
Have noticed during the show
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every time I puff I'm going to
puff my cigar and and the
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beautiful thing is I know how to
talk with it in my mouth, the
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whole team.
So you can't really, really
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understand why the cigar doesn't
move.
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That's a guy who's seriously
cigars.
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Jam straight to him.
Man.
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The wife doesn't like the
cigars, though.
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She just kicked me out of my
office.
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I'm in the laundry room.
I'm in the living room now.
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Do.
You like the?
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Smell in the stench of the
stobies.
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We noticed you had a new
location there, or at least I
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noticed.
You had a new location.
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A new location, yes.
Our our regular.
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Back so you can see the the the
motherland in America.
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Our regular listeners will for
surely notice that you have a
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new background.
Right.
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And then they'll be like, what
the fuck happened to Chris's
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face?
I'm not Chris.
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I'm sorry.
What was this Dave guy?
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Where's Chris at?
We don't know.
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Chris is under the weather, so
Dave is filling in, yes.
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Right.
The show must go on.
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Come.
Down with the.
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Flew.
Yeah, the damn flew.
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The show must do.
But the show must go on, so I
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recruited Dave.
It's a Bitch, which is an odd
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name for.
Us David's here.
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Dave is ready.
Is it not?
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Team with red, white and blue.
Well, I would tell you my real
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name, but I'd have to kill you
because I'm wanted in 17
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countries for misgivings of
different things I've done when
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I was trying to dominate the
world over there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have a real Life Fugitive on
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the podcast.
Yeah, well, I'm not a fugitive
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because I got away with it all.
The statue of limitations has
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run out.
It has run out.
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And it is.
It is statue, not, not statue.
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Seinfeld cleared this up for us,
right?
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If you remember that episode, it
is not a statue of limitations
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I.
Remember.
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I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that Jerry
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dude.
He wasn't very funny, but the
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people around him were
hilarious.
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Agreed that Kramer.
I love the Kramer.
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I have a picture of the Kramer
somewhere.
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Have you ever seen the Kramer
Kramer guitar?
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I've seen a Kramer guitar, but
this is a Kramer Kramer guitar.
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There is a Kramer Kramer guitar.
Played all the different guitars
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with bodies.
Wow.
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That's.
Impressive.
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I got a picture of it on my
phone somewhere.
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I'll have to drudge it up one of
these days.
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Post it on the Facebook.
Outstanding.
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So, so, I know, I know, Chris
isn't here, but it was all about
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football this with this past
weekend.
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So should we?
Should we?
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Should we touch on football?
Today it is all about football
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right now and yes, we can
absolutely touch on football,
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Dave, I don't know how much you
know about football over there
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in the it's the Scottish
country.
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Well, the beautiful thing about
the National Football League,
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they've been playing overseas
for years now, so you can kind
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of jump on and watch some games.
But obviously I'm here in the
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States now, so you know, I, I,
there's a shitty ass team here
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in Arizona called the Cardinals.
They're just crap.
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They absolutely suck ass.
I don't know why anybody would
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follow them.
They're like, I've gone to games
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with like, see the Steelers
right here and the Steelers pack
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the place, man.
It's like yellow and gold.
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Well, that's the same color.
Gold and black or yellow and
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black, whatever their fucking
colors are.
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But.
The Yellow stadium.
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Was filled with them and you had
these and you had these little
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dots of red.
It's and then.
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And then when the Steelers did
something fantastic, everybody
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erupted.
And when the Cardinals did
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something fantastic, you hear
all seven people cheer.
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Was that you and your friends?
Just pathetic, man.
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I don't get it.
No, because we went there as
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Steeler fans, man.
We don't like the Cardinals.
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They're stupid.
They suck.
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The ownership's lame.
That's why we kicked them out of
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the midway.
They charge you.
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They charge the athletes for
towels, right?
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They charge the athletes for
towels, man.
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So if you have a towel.
If you take a.
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Shower after the game, you got
to pay for a towel, which I, you
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know, I don't know how messed up
that is, but if you don't buy
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the towel, then you're walking
around naked, which makes the
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interviews.
Extremely awkward, especially
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for the short little white women
standing next to the, you know,
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8 foot tall 3. £150 offensive
lineman.
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That.
Has.
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A tripod by leaning forward, if
you know what I mean, Michael.
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Like their genitalia is in line
with their head, yes.
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Correct.
Yes, America, that was.
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That was the.
I know you're a big better I
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know you're.
No, that was a funny Joe Rogan
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bit when he was talking about
that all people are not equal.
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He said he had Shaq on Fear
Factor and he said I came up to
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Shaq's Dick.
So all all men are not created
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equal because my head was in
line with his Dick and I look
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like his little brother and if
Shaq wanted to squash me, he
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most certainly could.
So all people are definitely not
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created equal as far as physical
attributes go.
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So Joe Rogan's either that small
or Shaquille O'Neal is that
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tall.
Shaquille O'Neal is that tall
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and that big of a human being.
Well, I.
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Told you, I just met that guy
that played for the Detroit
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Lions for whatever, eight years.
That dude was like, right?
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Right.
Standing next to him, he didn't
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even look.
Human man, it's it's hard to
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believe that a human being can
get that big.
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His his arms were bigger than my
thighs and that I'm not
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exaggerating at all.
He was just a massive human
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being.
Oh, I.
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Believe you.
Just mass.
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I've never seen somebody that
big.
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I watch him on TV and you know,
they look big, but standing next
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to him you're like, Oh my God,
this guy could smash me into a
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million pieces on TV.
On TV, they don't look that big
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because they're surrounded by
people of the same size.
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So you all think they're like 6
feet tall?
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Until you see.
After the game, there's a game
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on this weekend, I think with
the Josh, the Bills game Josh
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and was being interviewed after
the game was over by this woman
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who literally she was staring up
at his nostrils the entire time.
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There was such a size
difference.
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Yeah, he's like 6 foot 6.
Right.
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To put it on TV, on the telly,
you don't realize that.
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You just think, oh, that's a
normal Joe Blow.
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They're playing football and
that guy's going to go tackle
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him.
They're the same height.
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It's it's, you know, it's a
conundrum.
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It's a conundrum, it.
Is hard to tell.
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So let's talk about football,
you gambling bastard.
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How much money did you lose this
weekend?
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I did not lose any money at all.
I actually won, but I could have
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won a lot more.
I was smart enough.
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I'm not sure why, but the
gambling public, Las Vegas.
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Whoever decides the initial line
decided that the Cleveland
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Browns were a favorite over the
Texans.
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And if you have been watching
football at all this year, you
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know that CJ Stroud is a stud.
And I could not believe that
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they were giving you plus money.
Meaning that the Texans were an
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underdog at home against, of all
people, the Cleveland Browns
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with 39 year old Joe Flacco.
I like Joe Flacco, but he's 39
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years old.
He just learned that system and
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you're going to beat a young
stud that just won the Heisman
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Trophy and came into the NFL
guns blazing, which a lot of, I
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don't know.
Did he win the Heisman Trophy?
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Am I talking out my ass there?
I don't know.
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I don't follow college football
because there's there's no money
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in it.
There's just a little bit of
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quality little crybaby.
She want to go to the NFL and
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get Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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You watch.
That you?
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Got to follow it now because
there is money involved.
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They got the nil, which
basically means that the
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collegiate athlete can now have
an agent represent him.
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And right now a #1 quarterback
let like an Alabama or an
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Oregon, the big powerhouse
Division One school is making on
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average, let's say 3 1/2 to $4
million a year.
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True story might be oh, that's.
Fantastic.
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It's a no interest loan then.
Yes, they finally opened it up
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and admitted that they were
making billions of dollars on
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these athletes that were only
getting an education, which is,
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you know, it's a solid piece of
money for a four year Division
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One school.
But an education is hardly worth
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an injury that's kind of, you
know, derail you from the NFL or
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the NBA or wherever your
aspirations were, right?
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So I don't know if the
government got involved or the
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NCAAI didn't follow that story
that I just learned about the
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fact that the average
quarterback at a powerhouse
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Division One school is making
somewhere around 2 1/2 to four
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and a half $1,000,000 a year.
Maybe it was the, maybe it was
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the Mafia, you know, La Costa
and Ostra because they got their
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hands and everything when it
comes to gambling, you know, So
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maybe they did it.
They said, you know, we're going
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to pay these days, so then they
can clear and bet other money
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with us and we can build another
Vegas in Chicago, you know?
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From the oh the.
IRA Yeah, that's the Irish
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Republican Army.
You never know that.
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Yeah, on the motherland, you
never know.
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So we had what what games do we
have?
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Then we had we had the Texans
and the Browns and I didn't know
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that the Texans were not
favored.
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Otherwise I would have I would
have put AC note on that fucking
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thing and.
I did.
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So, so did you win money on that
game?
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Right on.
How much did you win?
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$257 Well.
Donna, what'd you bet?
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What'd you lay down?
Well, OK.
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So I won my original 100 back
plus $157.
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So I was either going to lose
$100 or I was going to win.
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Good for you, Michael.
Oh, yeah, right, so.
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For the that's.
Fan That's fantastic.
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So you got yourself a burrito
then?
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I have not.
We'll discuss why I have not in
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a minute.
But for the the listening
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audience, I have never lost
$1.00 of my own money gambling
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on sports.
I have lost shit tons of money
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at the casino.
I'm not going to lie, not to the
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point where I went broke, but.
You need to, you need to educate
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Chris on that because Chris,
Chris doesn't gamble.
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And if, if.
You have that if you have that
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legacy behind you, you need to
get him involved because he's
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got to show up his his son, the
Marine who's been betting as of
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late and winning money hand over
fist on football.
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OK, well, we'll we'll get you
set up and we'll start you off
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small.
That's what my dad's been doing.
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You know he bets $5 dollar,
sometimes $0.50.
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He's not a big, you know, he
doesn't put a lot of money into
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it, but it makes watching the
game so much more fun, even if
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you only got 5 bucks on it,
right?
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Oh, OK, We'll take a look at it
then.
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My my average bet is somewhere
between 10 and 25.
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Hour Texans.
Yes, then we had, but you put a.
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100 on the Texan game because
you saw an opportunity to make a
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bank.
It.
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Was a gift.
It just was a gift.
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Some things are just staring you
in the face and they're like it
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was a it.
Was a gift.
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It was Merry Christmas.
Merry, Merry late Christmas.
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Yes, exactly.
It was my merry.
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Late Christmas Merry.
Late Christmas gift.
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Nice.
So then we had the disaster of
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Green Bay and fucking Dallas.
What happened there?
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I don't know if that was so much
of A disastrous more of a just a
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a coming home party for Dallas
fans realizing that they're
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still one and done.
So I believe Mike McCarthy is
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going to get his ass fired
because Jerry Jones wasn't
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happy.
Listen, man, he's out.
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I think I know what's scary.
How?
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Can you play that good all year?
I know they sucked on the road.
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They have some weird thing about
They can't play on grass and
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they can't play away from AT&T
Stadium, but for Christ's sake,
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they were 16 and O going back to
last season, they had not been
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beat at home, right?
How do you be that unprepared
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and play that fucking bad?
It.
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I hate to say anything's a
conspiracy and that things are
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fixed, but Jesus Christ, man, it
was almost glaring.
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I just don't.
I don't want to think that.
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Come on.
I think it, I think it's I think
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it's the fact that the Cowboys
sucking the pro season, they're
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the coach doesn't prepare you
properly like the Steelers game.
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They weren't prepared to play.
Tomlin did a shitty job
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preparing that team to show up
and play the game.
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They were missed tackling.
They weren't wrapping up.
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They're trying to arm tackle.
They're half assing all the way
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up and down the field regardless
of the side of the ball they
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were on.
The Eagles did the same thing.
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They just they weren't taking
the right angles when they're
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pursuing the the offensive
player that was running down the
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field scoring touchdown after
touchdown.
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They were arm tackling or trying
to the the running backs and
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receivers were bouncing off
them.
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There was. 1.
Point in one of those games
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where the receivers had 65 yards
after the initial contact was
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made, which just tells you
they're doing a shit poor job.
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Doing.
What they're paid to do fucking
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tackle the man.
They don't care what you got to
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do.
Fucking back in the day.
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Dick buckets.
Yes, I've watched Dick buckets
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on the YouTube.
We'll just throw out his fucking
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arm and knock the guy over.
You can't do that anymore,
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obviously, but that was an arm
tackle.
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That was more like a running
into a bridge.
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And you're just fucking.
Down.
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So there's no real, there's no
real reason why any of these
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games defensively would have,
should have come out to be shit
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play.
Because these guys are
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professionals.
This is what they do for a
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living.
You have one job on defense,
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tackle.
That's it.
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Just tackle the motherfucker
with the ball.
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It's not that hard.
And then you have the offensive
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players.
What's your job to do?
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The quarterback throws the ball,
you catch it.
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It's not rocket science.
You're not a 40 year old on my
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on Chris's flag football team
where you don't expected to
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catch the ball because you're
only 40 years old.
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But my God, man, there were some
players on these teams that were
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so wide open.
Chris could have drove his truck
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up and down the sideline and the
ball would have just been
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bounced into his truck bed and
he drove into the end zone.
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He's fucking asinine how bad
these guys were.
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Just saying it.
Was terrible.
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Preparation 99 Percent, 99% of
barbecuing, right?
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99% of barbecuing is
inspiration. 1% is preparation.
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You flip that with football. 99%
is inspiration is preparation.
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1% is inspiration, right?
Did you see how I put barbecuing
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and football together right
there, that?
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Was brilliant.
Brilliant, right?
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It.
Was brilliant.
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I think it's brilliant that we
use the same word.
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We had hot dogs on the grill
last night.
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Delicious.
We.
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Use the same words.
You know why?
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Because we're we're wordy
people.
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We use we're.
In tune, We're in tune.
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We are in tune.
Oh, that's a good musical
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reference.
In tune.
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What was the next game they
played?
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We talked about the brands and
the Texans.
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We talked about the Cowboys and
the Packers, The cheese heads.
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What else we got?
The Chiefs with the broken
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helmet.
Wasn't that crazy?
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The Chiefs.
Here's the thing, man.
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Helmets break all the fucking
time.
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You know why it was a big story?
Because Patrick Mahomes is
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everybody's little Mary.
Go to Oh, what's wrong with
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Patrick?
Oh, let me get a.
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Little.
How we oh, get a space mass
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break.
What's going to happen?
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It doesn't fucking matter, man.
Every football player, every
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single fucking game of helmet
breaks.
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But you know, they don't show.
Why?
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Because it's not Patrick
Mahomes.
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Everybody else who doesn't give
a shit about what their helmet
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is.
Why do you think they have
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multiple helmets, man?
Can I go out on a limb and say
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that you're not a Patrick
Mahomes fan?
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Dave Go.
I like Patrick Mahomes, but I
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think the focus on on his
quarterbacks is fucking
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ridiculous, man.
Like, you're not because your
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helmet cracks doesn't mean the
world's got to stop.
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And let's focus and zoom in on
that shit like Kelsey Kelsey
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diddling that Taylor Swift chick
who gives a rat's ass, man who
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he's diddling.
It's his own business.
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But to show her every freaking
game?
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That's just stupid.
Now, granted, it's opened up a
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whole new generation of fans
like they're called Swifties
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That like football now, which,
you know, kudos to her for doing
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that.
But Patrick Mahomes is not a
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God.
He's a football player, and if
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he retires tomorrow, nobody's
going to miss him in a year.
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Travis Kelsey is a hell of a
football player, hell of a tight
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end.
But guess what?
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This was the first year he had
less than 1000 yards receiving.
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Hmm.
Why do you think that is?
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Could it be?
Swifty.
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That's not real hard to figure
out, yeah.
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No, it's Swifty.
Swifty.
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Got in his pants and he's
slowing down?
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Sure.
Sure.
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It happens.
I'd make the sacrifice if I had
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to.
Yeah.
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You.
Know that happens.
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Now he's got the woman and he's
got the money.
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You know, what are you going to
do?
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You know?
Well, he always had the money.
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There's worse.
Problems than he.
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Doesn't have the woman yet
because there's not a thing on
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us.
Yeah, there's not a ring on her
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finger yet, so I don't know how
much she has the woman, you
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know?
And.
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It's a, you know, it's a
football season romance, so once
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the football season's over then
they're going to be attached to
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each other's hip 24/7 and that's
when everything's going to go
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South.
I can guarantee you one thing
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you know.
Rock stars and football players
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and.
He will be the one, he will be
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the one signing the prenuptial
agreement.
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Oh, absolutely.
She's worth $1,000,000.
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She's And we talked that or you
and Chris talked last week and
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she's not even in the top 10
million sailors.
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You know, she just sells songs,
you know, but sell 10 million
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albums.
She's not a diamond performer by
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any means, but.
She's a billionaire billionaire.
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Billionaire because she's a
download queen.
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Right.
We need a billionaire for sure.
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Man, we need to be download
kings.
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We do download.
Everybody start downloading the
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Chris and Mike podcast, please.
Yes, especially when Dave's here
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as a special guest.
I mean, come on now, I didn't
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get ever see this slacking young
Scottish Irishman ever again?
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Don't think so.
Don't think you're ever going to
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see him again on this show
because he's not even invited
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back.
I doubt.
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I doubt.
I doubt.
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Well, you never know.
You know, I do like a person
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with a good story, you know, And
Dave's got a good story.
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Good.
Stories I may get curious about
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Dave the.
Lions, Dave.
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The Lions.
Yeah, Yeah.
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Dave's not here, man.
No, it's me Dave that.
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Cheech and Chong bit I.
Just did it.
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You.
Know it's.
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Me.
David, no, no, Dave's not here,
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man.
Oh, it's me, Dave.
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Dave Dave's.
Not here.
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It's me, Dave.
Please let me in.
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Dave's not here, man.
Oh, that was a good one.
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Teaching Song's reaction to
who's on first bit.
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And I think the.
Teaching song one's funnier.
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Oh, by a landslide.
We.
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We.
Used to listen to that and just
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fucking roll, man.
Just die laughing.
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If you don't laugh at Cheech and
Chong, you're there's something
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wrong with you.
There's something wrong with
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you.
I'm going to put up a little
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ditty that Chris did with with
with Chong on on the Christian
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Mike Facebook page.
You're going to roll on your ass
458
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:48,360
laughing, right?
Yeah, Yeah.
459
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,680
So the Lions play the Detroit
Lions, where you travel to
460
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,760
Detroit every few few months or
so.
461
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,720
So you kind of have a connection
with that, right?
462
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,920
I go to their state, yes.
I don't go anywhere near
463
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,840
Detroit, but that's a long ways
away.
464
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,320
That's.
Right.
465
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,360
Oh, no, But that's what I'm
saying.
466
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,120
You go to Michigan and Detroit's
in Michigan.
467
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,400
Last time I checked on the map,
I had a map the other day and I
468
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,920
was like, oh, where is the state
at?
469
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,280
And there it is.
Because, you know, being from
470
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,000
overseas, I'm terrible with
American geography, like, well.
471
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,240
I'm Canada.
Went the whole way from Florida.
472
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,040
I'm a big fan of their flowers.
I thought it.
473
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,480
Just was over in New York, all
right.
474
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,080
Michigan flowers, the roses and
the petals and and all that kind
475
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,680
of fun stuff.
I'm standing, yes.
476
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,840
They have, they have beautiful
flower up there so.
477
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,240
They won.
And every right.
478
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,720
And everybody's excited because
they won.
479
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,400
And I'm saying like, look, man,
it's just one fucking game.
480
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,640
He didn't win anything yet.
Yeah.
481
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,240
Do you have a golf?
Won a playoff game?
482
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,200
We're, you know, we're pulling.
First time in 30 years, but it's
483
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,560
one game I.
Know.
484
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,520
Agreed, agreed.
But it's one game, man.
485
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,920
I.
Know, but we love them.
486
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:50,800
It's one.
Game.
487
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,240
I.
Like, if anybody's going to win,
488
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,520
I hope it's the Lions.
Fuck the bling.
489
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,160
Fuck.
Them Fudge Packers.
490
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
I think the 49ers are going to
take the whole thing,
491
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,640
unfortunately.
But but, but I agree with you.
492
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,720
I think that Lions need to get
to the get to the division of
493
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,360
championship game to to show
their worth and their value.
494
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,960
But I don't.
I don't think they can get past
495
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,240
the 49ers, man.
That team's just fucking loaded
496
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,920
and stacked.
I got.
497
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,440
Powerhouse everywhere you look
on that team, it's matchups are
498
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,240
insane, honestly.
I got no problem with the 49ers
499
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160
winning at all.
I I like Brock Purdy.
500
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,160
I like Christian McCaffrey.
I think they're good for the
501
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,440
game, right?
They don't really have any.
502
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,800
I mean, you might call Debo A
prima Donna a little bit, but he
503
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,720
really doesn't, not to the
degree a lot of them do.
504
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,160
I just think that's a solid
team.
505
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,040
I agree with you, man.
They're going to be a really
506
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,880
tough team to beat.
But the Packers just went in and
507
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,040
rolled over the Cowboys, who had
been scoring, what, an average
508
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,600
of 30 some points a game at home
and just made them look stupid.
509
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,600
So hopefully San Francisco
doesn't underestimate their
510
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,000
opponent, is all I'm going to
say.
511
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,360
Jordan loves.
No joke, he's a good
512
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,960
quarterback.
I don't think, yeah, I don't
513
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,760
think they will Their their,
their coach is a, is a, is a
514
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,680
legacy coach.
He's from a Shanahan family, you
515
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,640
know.
I don't think.
516
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,600
He's going to not prepare his
team to play and show up and
517
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,280
execute.
Could I agree with?
518
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,920
You That's the one thing that
he's done very well, you know,
519
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,480
You know, because he's Irish
Shanahan, you know he's an
520
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,960
Irishman and so he's prepared
his team and all the Eagles are
521
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,800
left out in the parking lot, you
know, because they all have the
522
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,840
game the same common goal in
mind and that's winning the
523
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,560
whole damn thing.
It's kind of like when the
524
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,800
Giants shocked the world and
trounced the Patriots in the in
525
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,800
the helmet Catch Super Bowl.
Right.
526
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,120
And Patriots were 18 and one
instead of going 19 and old.
527
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,640
That team was prepared man.
They were coughing prepared them
528
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,360
They already go in their fight.
They had nothing to lose, and
529
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,600
the Niners have nothing to lose
but prove themselves.
530
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,520
Curtis's got that brick on her
shoulder because he's like
531
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,720
nobody gives me the respect.
Like he's not going to be MVP
532
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,400
because they don't get the
respect.
533
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,400
But you can't give it to DAC now
because DAC laid a big old
534
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,920
fucking egg this weekend.
Lamar Jackson is going to be
535
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:05,000
he's going to determine what he
does this next week and if he if
536
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,040
he loses that game, how can he
give it to Brock?
537
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,760
How can he give it to Lamar
Jackson?
538
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,000
Say, I'm a big believer.
All the accolades in the awards
539
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,240
for the season must come after
the Super Bowl is completed.
540
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,480
Because if if if you have the
stats in the regular season and
541
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,400
you propel that through the post
season and then you win a big
542
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,320
game and you're one of those
elite players, that's in that
543
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,560
discussion of MVP, Offensive
defensive entire league MVP.
544
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,080
If.
You're in the show and you win
545
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,160
the whole damn thing.
That should take you up another
546
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,400
level, and that should be how
you're chosen, not because of
547
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,440
your regular season shit,
because who cares?
548
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,880
It doesn't mean a thing, what
you're doing the regular season.
549
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,440
Ask Peyton Manning.
He'd rather have 5 Super Bowl
550
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,640
rings and all the regular season
things because who gives a shit?
551
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,680
Eli would play just because he
wanted to get a ring.
552
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,160
He could give a fuck about
stats.
553
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,440
That's why.
He couldn't care about his
554
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,360
turnovers and and all that
nonsense.
555
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,280
He just wanted to win, that's
all.
556
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,760
And when he beat his brother at
the Pro Bowl last year, AFC
557
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,440
versus NFC, he just rubs him in
his face every time you watch
558
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,560
them on the Peyton Manning Eli
broadcast.
559
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,720
Man, it just Jags and Jags.
And Jags.
560
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,360
Rightfully so.
He's a better quarterback than
561
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,680
Peyton when it comes to the his
his, his strength and his
562
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,480
stamina.
The guy never missed a game.
563
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,840
Except for that fuck Ben McAdoo,
who sat him down one day.
564
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,880
And.
Missed one game his entire
565
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,960
career?
That's unheard of in football.
566
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,080
Think about that.
Playing the entire career except
567
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,840
for one game, he started every
single game.
568
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,000
It's rare.
It's very rare.
569
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,120
I think Travis Kelsey's brother
did that, but other than that
570
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,680
it's it's hard to come across
somebody who's played every
571
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,680
single down of their football
career in the poyos.
572
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,320
The NFL?
Kudos to Eli.
573
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,840
Manning.
Fuck Ben McAdoo.
574
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,080
It's.
Brutal.
575
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,120
It is absolutely brutal.
Screw.
576
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:53,280
You, Ben McAdoo.
Right.
577
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,440
I wonder what?
He's doing now, probably working
578
00:27:55,440 --> 00:28:03,680
at 7-11, fixing slushy machines.
Yeah, we got.
579
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,080
For football, did you vote
Lions?
580
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,560
Did.
Did some kick some ass?
581
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,960
That was a great game.
That was a great game.
582
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,160
Absolutely.
I enjoyed watching that one.
583
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,600
The one that I did not see was
the Bucks destroy the Eagles
584
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,680
because I was sound asleep on
the couch and I would have taken
585
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,840
the Bucks in that game and I
would have won some more money
586
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,880
because I knew the Eagles were
skidding.
587
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,560
I did not anticipate the Cowboys
skidding at home like that, but
588
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,600
it was obvious that the Bucks
were going to win that game from
589
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,000
the get go.
I don't care who we are.
590
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,680
Something happened to the
Eagles.
591
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,200
Fucking boring, right?
And you know, they're.
592
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,680
Having player meetings?
That tells you right there.
593
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,080
Leadership fucked up.
Exactly.
594
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,520
Because the only thing that I
can relate it to is being in a
595
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,240
band and playing, and if there's
a personality conflict going on
596
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,920
and you're going on on stage,
that's usually not going to be
597
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,760
your best gig, right?
So it made me think that the
598
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,400
same kind of thing could have
been happening with the Cowboys
599
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,640
the other night, and that it
looked like Dak and CD Lamb were
600
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,000
not having a good time at all.
And it's pretty evident when you
601
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,560
go see a rock band that is not
having fun and they're just
602
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,880
going through the motions.
The music doesn't sound that
603
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,000
great because you're not putting
your heart into it, right?
604
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,960
You know your soul's missing.
Agreed.
605
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,000
Agreed.
So I think the Philadelphia
606
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,520
Eagles we're.
Not on the same page, fell.
607
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:31,240
Into the same bad trap in that
there must have been some big
608
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,200
egos and they were colliding, so
to speak.
609
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,680
I just, I think, I think the.
I think the coach just dropped
610
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,360
the ball because they were 10
and O and then they went, you
611
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,560
know what?
What was it lost five of the
612
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,040
last six, So 10 and 10 and one
and lost it just.
613
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,440
You.
Don't start out that hot and
614
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,760
then lay such a big freaking
egg.
615
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,920
And that game last night was so
boring that the the the Eagles
616
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,680
in the box, man.
Just such a boring, boring game.
617
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,840
And the score does not reflect
the enjoyment of sitting through
618
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,400
that.
I actually fell asleep watching.
619
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,120
I know Chris fell asleep too.
I'm over here visiting, you
620
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,840
know, And I was on that couch
and he was on the other couch
621
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,160
and it just was that boring, you
know?
622
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,160
Woke up all of a sudden it was
35 to 9.
623
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,000
It's like, what the fuck
happened, you know?
624
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,680
But just, you know, And the
Cowboys game was a blowout,
625
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,360
which wasn't very enjoyable
being a blowout, but it was
626
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360
enjoyable for everybody who
hates the Cowboys.
627
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,760
And let's face it, for every
million cowboy fans that are,
628
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,680
there's a million cowboy fans
that are not.
629
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,680
So you have a million love you
and a million hate you.
630
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,960
So it's kind of like the Trump
and and and and Biden election,
631
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,400
right?
There's 81 people who voted for
632
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,080
Biden.
Where the fuck are they now?
633
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,840
They're nowhere.
So it's like the 81 people that
634
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,400
81 million people like the like
the the Cowboys, where are they?
635
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,200
You know when they get their
asses kicked?
636
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,480
Nowhere, man.
They're quiet.
637
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,760
But I'm only.
Going to shove.
638
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,360
It down your throats.
I'm only going to change one set
639
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,640
of your numbers.
There's one person that voted
640
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,640
for Joe Biden and there's 80
people that voted against Donald
641
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,040
Trump.
So that's how those numbers got
642
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000
to be 80 million.
I'm just saying, for every one
643
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
person that voted for Joe Biden,
there was 80 that voted against
644
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,800
Donald Trump because we were
tired of his fucking mouth.
645
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,920
Yeah, I.
Just got to keep his mouth shut.
646
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,360
I'd be a great president.
I wouldn't tweet at all.
647
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,080
I wouldn't even show up.
You'd be a great president.
648
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,480
Could make people laugh.
He doesn't make people laugh.
649
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,680
His jokes aren't funny.
Oh, right.
650
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,000
You know, that's his biggest
problem is he's not a comedian
651
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,840
Life's.
Too short?
652
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,240
No, he's not.
And if you really do your
653
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,320
research, Robin Williams.
Would have been a good
654
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,680
president.
If you really do your research,
655
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,080
he wasn't, you know, everybody
kept making the argument we need
656
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,960
a businessman.
We need a good businessman.
657
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,560
He's not a good businessman
either.
658
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,720
It's like, right?
It's the same reason you don't
659
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,160
want Hillary Clinton to be the
first woman president, because
660
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,960
she's a fucking evil bitch.
She is.
661
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,200
Right.
She's very much so.
662
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,040
Warren Buffett.
Warren.
663
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,560
Buffett called Donald Trump off
Epstein.
664
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,960
'S Island.
He did visit.
665
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,240
Well, Bill Clinton did, too.
Trump's on that list.
666
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,040
No, no, he's.
Got to be on that list.
667
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,160
I haven't seen his name on the
list.
668
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,400
I don't know.
There's no evidence so far
669
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,600
showing it to everybody else,
and their mother and brother and
670
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,160
sister and cousin, aunt and
uncle been there.
671
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,440
You know.
He's still a male.
672
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,800
Show what?
Did Buffett, Buffett say we
673
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,360
don't want to?
We don't.
674
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,880
We don't want to make our show
politics.
675
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,000
But what did one Buffett say
about about Trump?
676
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,800
I miss that because I don't
watch the news.
677
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,120
This is my news, man, Sitting
here with you chatting.
678
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,600
Oh, this Christy.
This show, that's my news, man.
679
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,720
OK.
So let me put out a public
680
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,240
service announcement.
If you're getting your news from
681
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,160
me or Dave or Chris, you're in
big trouble.
682
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,000
But I will tell you the truth as
I know it.
683
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,480
And the truth as I know it is
that Warren Buffett said that if
684
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,760
he would have just taken that
100 million or 200 million that
685
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,960
daddy gave him, he's not a
self-made man.
686
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,040
His dad just basically set him
up.
687
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,880
I.
Know that if.
688
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,400
He would have just taken well,
he claims to be a self-made man.
689
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,360
So if he would have just taken
that 100 or 200 million and put
690
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,000
it in simple index funds, he
would be worth like 18, 1/2 or
691
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,800
$19 billion.
Like he brags about being worth
692
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,040
4 or $5 billion.
He'd be worth like five times
693
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,720
that if he would have just set
his money in simple index funds
694
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,360
and let it sit.
So Warren Buffett was saying
695
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,080
he's.
Not a very good financial.
696
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,640
Guy Either.
So people that don't understand
697
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,440
what is an index?
It is a group of a bunch of
698
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,720
companies, and you own little
tiny pieces of like hundreds or
699
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920
thousands.
You can choose how many are
700
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,400
inside that index fund.
But usually there's thousands of
701
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,960
companies, you know, like
Caterpillar and United
702
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,800
Healthcare and Exxon and Shell
and all your big companies.
703
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,320
And then you own little tiny
pieces of those companies.
704
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,600
And as those stocks go up and
down and dividends pay out, you
705
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,320
get paid just like if you own
the actual full stock itself.
706
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,520
OK, so you can think of index
funds.
707
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,239
Oh.
That's fantastic.
708
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Mutual funds are kind of the
same family.
709
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,120
If he would have just done that,
he would be worth like four
710
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,960
times what he's worth right now,
was Warren Buffett's point.
711
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,880
Gotcha.
And he wouldn't be a president
712
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,400
because it wouldn't matter,
because he'd have all the money
713
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,679
in the world.
Well, he probably still want
714
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,159
would have wanted to be
president because part of the
715
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:39,239
reason I don't like him is that
he's a bully and I don't like
716
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,360
bullies.
And he keeps touting how great
717
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,239
he is at things.
And if you're already the best,
718
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,239
how can you ever get better,
right.
719
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,639
I strive every day to be a
better man.
720
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Like he he already thinks he's
the best this.
721
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,880
Is true, yes.
So that irritates me.
722
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,040
You're straight.
To it.
723
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,120
Things like that irritate me,
you know?
724
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760
You don't think you you.
Got to grow every day, right?
725
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,560
You got to.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
726
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,080
My mom told me a simple
statement a long time ago stuck
727
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:12,040
with me, and it was, you know,
you don't know everything.
728
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,560
And what fun would it be if you
did?
729
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,600
And her point was, there'd be
nothing left to learn, right?
730
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,640
If you were sitting here and you
knew everything about everything
731
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,720
ever, I'm not sure that would be
so much fun.
732
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,640
So I try not to.
It'd be a very lonely.
733
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Existence.
Because if you knew everything
734
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,000
about to everything, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
735
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,720
Good.
To see the mommy man sounds like
736
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,320
a good sad.
She sounds like a good, solid
737
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,920
woman.
Her Your mother there.
738
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:42,960
She's.
Amazing.
739
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,000
You know, good for you.
What's her name?
740
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,320
What's your mama's name?
Her.
741
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:46,880
Name is.
What's your?
742
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,400
Mama's name?
I've never met her.
743
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,920
Yes, you have.
Hello, Kay?
744
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,080
Oh, Dave says.
Hey, Dave.
745
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,800
'S Never met Kay.
Dave's never Met Your Mother.
746
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,400
That's true.
I'd stand correct.
747
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,600
Hello.
Kay, how are you?
748
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,000
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
749
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:04,120
There's a final lab there, Kay.
Kudos.
750
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Yeah, kudos, I'm sure.
She let's.
751
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Go back to football, Michael.
I got the Lions game.
752
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,440
That was a good game.
Who'd they play?
753
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,000
I forgot.
I forgot who they played.
754
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,560
I forgot who the Lions played.
Who the Lions they.
755
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,640
Played the Lions they.
Played the Rams.
756
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,760
My friend Los Angeles Rams.
That's.
757
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,640
Right.
That's right.
758
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,160
And that's the funny.
That was The funny thing about
759
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,600
that there.
That was the quarterback.
760
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,640
Swatch a rule.
You know, the Stafford went to
761
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,760
LA and golf went to Detroit and
Stafford won a Super Bowl and
762
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,800
golf hasn't won one yet.
And everybody's like, oh,
763
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,040
Detroit, you know, these golf's
not good enough for Detroit and
764
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,520
they just, they threw him away
and vice versa.
765
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,720
Well, you know what?
If you recall in football
766
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,480
history, the Raiders won the
Super Bowl without John Gruden,
767
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,320
and the Bucs won the Super Bowl
without Tony Dungy.
768
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Right?
The Gruden went to Tampa and won
769
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,640
the Super Bowl with Dungy's
team, not Gridding's team,
770
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,120
because everybody on that team
was the people that Donji had
771
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,840
drafted and brought up.
Then Dungy retired, right?
772
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,760
And then Gridden won the Super
Bowl with Donji's team.
773
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,480
Is it really the team or is it
the player?
774
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,160
Or is it the whole is the whole
nutshell thing?
775
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,640
It's the whole potato, Or did
you have sweet potatoes?
776
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,440
Or did you have a gratin
potatoes?
777
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,480
Or did you just smash them?
You know they just smash the
778
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,320
potatoes.
You start from scratch.
779
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,760
Add some butter and bacon.
I don't know, I don't know, but
780
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,600
I don't think you can hang it.
Golf wasn't successful in LA.
781
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,480
He needed a change of venue.
Stafford wasn't successful in
782
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,080
Detroit.
He needed a change of venue
783
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,920
because it just what happened.
The change of venue helped
784
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,400
Stafford quicker.
Then it's helped golf.
785
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,040
But I think golf is is proving
himself now.
786
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,720
He's got to do another window.
He's got to win another game to
787
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,520
show.
It's not a fluke if he can do
788
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,800
that.
And then there are there are
789
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,000
there are team to be reckoned.
With in the future, I think.
790
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,880
But you got to win one more
game, one more playoff game to
791
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,360
show that it wasn't just a
fluke.
792
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,720
You know what I'm saying,
Michael?
793
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,560
I do.
The only thing that I'll add to
794
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,640
that is a lot of their losses
are not his fault.
795
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,400
The defense has to show up.
If I were him, I would be all
796
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,760
over that fucking defense and
saying you guys need to lock
797
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,480
shit down because they almost
lost that game for him.
798
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,160
Again.
Detroit has a bad habit of
799
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,360
giving up points in the fourth
quarter.
800
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,080
I can't tell you how many games
they lost in the fourth quarter.
801
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,480
It was probably all of them.
So you can't blame golf for a
802
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,040
lot of their you.
Got to finish.
803
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,000
Stronger than you start.
Absolutely.
804
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,440
Yeah, once.
Again, you know the the music
805
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,240
reference.
You always finish with the
806
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,080
encore.
That's usually your Best Song,
807
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,400
right?
You finish strong.
808
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,760
Right, right try.
And start stronger.
809
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,440
That's.
Pleasure Smith.
810
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,880
And you open up the second song
with your right.
811
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,640
Right.
I saw Aerosmith years ago in
812
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,280
their third song and they say it
was dream on.
813
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,600
I'm like, whoa, what are they
going to do for the encore?
814
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,360
That's ball my mind, you know,
the encore sweet emotion.
815
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,680
So they made-up for it.
Yeah, the encore was sweet.
816
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,040
Emotion though.
So they made-up for it.
817
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,360
But yeah, that was spectacular.
Bringing the piano out on stage
818
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,520
and just the one spotlight like
this, like behind me right now.
819
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,040
The Halo of the gods shining
down on Dave as it sits there
820
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,400
standing in for crease at the
crease and micro.
821
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,720
See, see the lights shining down
on me.
822
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,480
It's angelic.
It's if I brought up my piano
823
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,440
and I was Steven Tyler and I
played Dream On three songs into
824
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:28,120
the 15 you know 1516 song set.
It's I'm illuminating and I'm
825
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,280
not Illuminati, but I'm just
being illuminated.
826
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,160
Hey, that's because your mother,
Kay, because she has such a
827
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,960
blessing on the show.
Maybe she's blessing blessing
828
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,840
Dave who's feeling of a
Christian now with the
829
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,360
illumination of the of the rays
of the heavens above.
830
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,200
So I guess in our case that
would be like if we put
831
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,920
Intervention divine #3 in the
setlist, right?
832
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,840
Yes, I remember that song.
You guys played that song.
833
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,000
Quite a bitty intervention
Divine.
834
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,080
It's fantastic song.
I.
835
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,760
Like I like.
Listening to that when you're on
836
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,520
stage, it wasn't short, it was
baldry, It was fantastic.
837
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,160
It was lyrically, it was an
adventure.
838
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,840
It wasn't.
It was a long.
839
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,200
What?
Whitman type poem, yes.
840
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:13,080
I love the lyrics to that song.
I agree with you, but.
841
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,600
I think it was like 11 minutes
from.
842
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Galleries Hall.
It was, it was it put a strange
843
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,040
to shame.
You know that band Guns N'
844
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,720
Roses?
That song was strange, and The
845
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,000
Invasion of Iron put that that
song to shame.
846
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,360
Wipe the Floor with Guns and
Roses all day long.
847
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,240
You put those songs back-to-back
and have a face off like a death
848
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,520
match, a celebrity rock'n'roll
death match with clay clay,
849
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,080
Members of the band playing the
music with little clay guitars.
850
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,560
You know, the invention Divine,
which is precious strange, I
851
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,360
think.
But that's just that's just my
852
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,400
opinion.
It's a powerful statement
853
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,920
because I love slang Scotland.
That's a powerful.
854
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,440
It's a powerful statement, but
it's the whole thing.
855
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,160
It's not just the guitarist.
It's the whole package and it's
856
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,640
the whole package.
It's not just just slash.
857
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,800
And it's not just just Mike
Michaels.
858
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,920
And it's not just William
Richard Carr the 3rd.
859
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,520
And it's it's not just Jeff
Mckagan, you know, You know.
860
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,760
And it's not just Scott the
drummer and and and and Stephen
861
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,440
Adler who has no brain cells
left, you know, It's not just
862
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,960
actual, it's not just the Iron
Dog.
863
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,080
It's the whole package, man.
It's the whole thing, you know,
864
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,400
and and they just never went
down to the bloody trail of
865
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,600
heroin and and debauchery and
chaos and destruction like Guns
866
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,960
Roses did.
So therefore you know, heads on
867
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,280
mats, you know, band to band.
I think the intervention divine
868
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,480
would crush them.
But that's just my, you know,
869
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,840
opinion.
I'm I'm nobody.
870
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,200
I'm just Dave from over the over
the seas.
871
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
You know where the potatoes
grow.
872
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,280
Green.
Fields of Rolling Ireland, You
873
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,640
know, you know.
I'm going to go out on a limb
874
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,520
and say that I think Slash
probably would have approved of
875
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,680
Intervention Divine because he
digs cool music and that was a
876
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,560
cool song.
He.
877
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,480
Would have slash is just a big
fan of good songs.
878
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,960
I think that.
Would have been a right.
879
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,320
He's a good fan of music.
Every every musician is a fan of
880
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,600
music.
That, let's face it, that's why
881
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,040
they're musicians.
Right.
882
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,400
We are a pretty cool one steal.
From each other?
883
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,640
There's none of them, right?
There's not an original thought
884
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,320
left in the world when it comes
to music.
885
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,040
And you think about everybody's
stolen from everybody at one
886
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,360
point, sheep and form.
It's just the fucks that gets
887
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,200
sued for it.
You know, they have no real
888
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,080
bearing on it because everybody
stole something from somebody at
889
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,320
some point in time along the
way, whether subconsciously or
890
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,200
or, you know, consciously, it
still happens because it's it's
891
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,640
the muse, right?
It's it's it's the motivation of
892
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,160
what drives your lyrics and what
drives your guitars and your
893
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,520
drums and your beats and your
bass.
894
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Everything is he's plucked from.
You'd have to not listen to any
895
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,000
music your entire life to write
a completely UN.
896
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,160
You.
Know Manipulated song, melody,
897
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,840
chorus, riff in your brain.
If you listen to nothing, it was
898
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,960
was be impossible.
What would your life be without
899
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,200
music?
It'd be quiet.
900
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,800
And just like the statement that
we made a minute ago about if
901
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,400
you knew everything, life
wouldn't be any fun if you
902
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:14,040
didn't have all that inspiration
from different styles of music
903
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:18,440
to draw from, it wouldn't be
very much fun to be a musician
904
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,840
either.
And it always breaks my heart
905
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,480
when I meet a person that says
they're a musician and then I
906
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,360
find out they only listen to one
style of music.
907
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,720
I'm like, dude, you got to
branch out, man.
908
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,360
You know the reason that I got
so many compliments on my tone,
909
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:42,040
my style, the way I phrased my
leads, The reason I got those
910
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,000
compliments is because I
developed original ideas from
911
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,600
hundreds of different types of
music, right?
912
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,080
I listen to everything.
I listen to classical, I listen
913
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,320
to Middle Eastern, I listen to
Indian, I listen to rock, I
914
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,080
listen to pop, I listen to
country, bluegrass, whatever,
915
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,120
man.
I don't limit myself to
916
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,040
anything.
A good song is a good song.
917
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,520
It's got a good beat or it's got
a good lick, or it's got a good
918
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,880
lyric, right?
Something in there grabbed.
919
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,680
There's a hook somewhere 3. 100%
I don't.
920
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,800
Care what kind of music it is.
It's got to be a hook.
921
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,920
There has to be a hook I.
Agree with you 100 percent,
922
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,200
100%.
It's got to be a hook and you
923
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,800
got to have the big library of
music in your head to come up
924
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,080
with things.
I.
925
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,720
I listen to.
Everything too, except for the
926
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,440
rap.
I don't like rap, never like the
927
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,080
rap.
I know Chris is the same way.
928
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,680
He likes everything but rap
music.
929
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,120
He does not really get into it.
A little bit of Eminem, he says,
930
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,160
you know, because it's it's a
chocolate candy with the with
931
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,240
the candy crunch.
He likes that.
932
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,840
But you know rap music he's just
not into, you know, but you know
933
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,520
maybe every now and then you
know commercially successful,
934
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,560
you know rap song, you know
colors.
935
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,440
You know colors, colors, colors,
colors.
936
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,160
When I met walking the cycle by
talking you know, but you know
937
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,240
other than that.
You.
938
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,920
Know just not into rap music at
all.
939
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,760
Like everything else, you know
country and and Blues and
940
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,000
bluegrass and pop rock and.
You.
941
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Know stadium rock, Arena rock,
you know, progressive rock,
942
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,400
Blues rock, death.
I've never gotten a death metal.
943
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,360
I don't know about Chris.
I've never gotten a death metal
944
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,920
that much, you know.
Sprinkles.
945
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,600
Just like, you know, you know
there's.
946
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,280
Certain styles of music.
Litter, you know, yeah.
947
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,440
Just just sprinkles, you know,
Little death metal, little
948
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,760
country, little bluegrass, not a
lot of those things, you know?
949
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,080
Personally, I love the way.
No.
950
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,200
No, no, no.
Yeah.
951
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,880
Yeah.
Enough to influence the way I
952
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,360
play, you know, It might just
spark an idea that I never would
953
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,240
have thought of.
Because they're playing in a
954
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,880
different time signature.
They're playing different
955
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,840
chords, they're playing
different scales.
956
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:53,120
If you just listen to rock,
you're only going to hear EA
957
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,160
Red, A minor, B minor.
You know, If you listen to
958
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,800
bluegrass, you're going to hear
A7C Augmented 9.
959
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:07,360
You're going to hear Crazy,
Mixolydian and Dorian, and music
960
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:11,000
theory is going on because it's
a more complicated kind of
961
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,480
music.
They're using a lot of different
962
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,560
chords, and rock'n'roll
traditionally uses just simple
963
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,600
chords.
You know, power chords, bar
964
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,920
chords, whatever you want to
call.
965
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,400
Them.
So if you never branched out,
966
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,640
how?
To be causing the truth, it's
967
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,640
the K control.
Yes, on SiriusXM.
968
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,560
Great show.
You got nothing.
969
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,400
Yeah, yeah, you.
Got nothing if you don't branch
970
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,440
out, if you don't expand your
musical horizons.
971
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,320
Because music is the journey you
know.
972
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,080
It takes you on a trip.
It affects your mood.
973
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,960
It can bring you down.
It can bring you up.
974
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,960
It can make you fall asleep.
It can get you energized.
975
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,280
It.
Can put you on a, on a on a
976
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,000
whole different level, you know,
just based on what you're
977
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,160
listening to and what they're
singing about and the hooks and
978
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,320
the drives.
You know, runners?
979
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,800
Love music, especially driving
music, because they can, they
980
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,120
can run faster with the driving
music, you know?
981
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,600
I love writing Driving Music Rd.
Trips.
982
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,080
I get that playlist for every
right?
983
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,760
You can, right?
You can have playlists for every
984
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,480
every answer of your day.
Imagine going 24 hours.
985
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,480
You have a 24 hour playlist and
it builds your entire day.
986
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,280
I challenge you there, Mike
Michaels.
987
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,720
You call yourself a musician,
rock star.
988
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,240
Make a 24 hour playlist and just
drop it.
989
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,880
Drop it on the next episode.
It'll be a 24 hour episode.
990
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,800
Nothing but music.
I've got.
991
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,440
We'll recognize what you do in
the morning.
992
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,360
I've.
Got one better than that.
993
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:36,080
So currently let me give you an
accurate assessment currently in
994
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,880
my liked folder on Spotify which
I've been working on since 2018
995
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:47,960
and we are currently in 2024
when it pulls up here.
996
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,920
It is 2024.
Yes, yes.
997
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:56,000
Oh, we're doing 17,463 songs.
We.
998
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Are doing the podcast.
Congratulations.
999
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,600
What's your guess again, 200?
And 63 songs is what you got in
1000
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,600
your Spotify 17,263.
The.
1001
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,280
Reason I made you say it three
times is because I have 17,437
1002
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,280
and he didn't know how many I
had, ladies and gentlemen, So
1003
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,840
that was just a.
There's.
1004
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,440
A reason he needs to go to
Vegas.
1005
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,000
And by, there's a reason we're
doing a.
1006
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,520
Podcast together, we think
alike.
1007
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,960
Dude, that's that's absolutely
insane that I was that close.
1008
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,760
I was like within 200 songs.
I know.
1009
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,440
That's insanity and.
That's more than holy.
1010
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,640
Fucking shit, man.
I know.
1011
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,760
Right.
There should be some kind of
1012
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,360
prize.
If I had a shirt, I'd tell you.
1013
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,280
Wow.
Wow.
1014
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,800
That's insane.
Speaking of shirts, pimp that
1015
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,360
shirt thing out again to your
friend.
1016
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,280
You posted on the last show.
Pimp that out.
1017
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,600
Oh, for you're talking.
About your friend, you're
1018
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,720
strong.
Jackson Strong.
1019
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,080
Yes, yes.
So for I'll, I'll reach Jackson
1020
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,040
Strong.
Actually, I pinned it to the top
1021
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:09,920
of the page, so until next month
I'll get.
1022
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,920
I don't have the exact date,
it's on the Facebook page but.
1023
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,320
Poor.
Little Jackson.
1024
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,960
He's got hemiplegic cerebral
palsy.
1025
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,400
So when he was in the womb, he
had a stroke.
1026
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:28,360
And it didn't really show up
until he was about 5:00.
1027
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,040
And they noticed, you know, he
was having trouble with certain
1028
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,920
things.
You know, I want, I can't stress
1029
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,840
enough, he's the most normal
little kid you would ever meet
1030
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,400
in your life.
He struggles to do things that
1031
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,760
are simple for us, you know,
like tie your shoes.
1032
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,160
And that's the best example that
I can think of right off the top
1033
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,000
of my head.
But, you know, that's a simple
1034
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,320
thing that we take for granted
every day that he really
1035
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,440
struggles with because the left
side of his brain had a stroke.
1036
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,520
So, you know, that controls a
lot of your motor skills.
1037
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,320
And so he goes to physical
therapy and they work with him
1038
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,720
to strengthen that part of his
body, you know, because he
1039
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,760
obviously is going to favor the
right side.
1040
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,160
So, oh, that's good.
Anybody that wants to make a
1041
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,280
donation, she has a Venmo that's
set up at the bottom of that
1042
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,520
page.
Or if you want to get a kick ass
1043
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,680
T-shirt or hoodie or jersey,
they're super reasonably priced.
1044
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:26,240
I think mine was 16 bucks for an
extra large, and then a portion
1045
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,920
of that goes to Jackson as a
donation.
1046
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,920
So yeah.
Outstanding man.
1047
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,480
Good for.
You.
1048
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,760
Well, right there.
Her family has been really big
1049
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,040
supporters of our podcast, Her
Mom.
1050
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,400
So Jackson's Mimi.
She doesn't.
1051
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,040
She's not grandma.
She's Mimi.
1052
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,440
So Jackson's Mimi has been
promoting our Facebook page.
1053
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,960
If you've noticed the numbers
going up, you can thank Mandy
1054
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,280
for that.
She's got about it's not our
1055
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,800
Facebook.
Page.
1056
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,480
It's, it's it's here on Chris's
page.
1057
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,680
But yes, yeah, she's on Chris's
page.
1058
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,080
But I do.
I do notice the numbers are
1059
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,920
growing in the horizon.
That's pretty.
1060
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,280
So it's good.
It's a good thing she's been.
1061
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,640
Making posts on her own page,
You know, pleading with her
1062
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,920
friends to sign up.
So it's the least I can do.
1063
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,000
This is this is like small small
potatoes.
1064
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,400
It means a lot to them, but it's
a small.
1065
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,080
Potato size on Facebook the
other day.
1066
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,480
It's good.
It's a good course.
1067
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,480
It was on.
It was on Facebook the other day
1068
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,920
and I came across God.
God has a Facebook page, which I
1069
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,840
thought was interesting, you
know, because you know, God,
1070
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,760
there's a lot of shit going on
in his life and and he's got a
1071
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,360
Facebook page.
But he had asked, you know,
1072
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,040
what's the podcast?
Not to listen to you.
1073
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,800
And of course I put down young
Chris's podcast because why the
1074
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,960
folk not, I mean, you have
millions and millions of
1075
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,880
followers because it's God.
So, you know, hopefully that
1076
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,560
drove some traffic through your
page too, you know, because you
1077
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,360
know, you must listen to Chris
and Mike's show.
1078
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,920
I just put it under God's
thread, you know, asking what,
1079
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,440
what to listen to from a podcast
and there you go.
1080
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,600
So you know, hopefully we get
some some, you know, angelic
1081
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,520
listeners and you know some of
the the nice people in the world
1082
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,240
to come along and and and listen
to your podcast and and help you
1083
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,520
grow it.
You know what I'm saying?
1084
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I'm going to say that if you're
not listening to it, then you're
1085
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,280
doing yourself a a a severe
disservice because you would
1086
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,520
have never got to meet Dave and
see, this is the first time I
1087
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,240
met Dave.
You would.
1088
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,560
Have.
Never gotten to meet Dave.
1089
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,160
I didn't know I was going to sit
down here and meet Dave today.
1090
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,440
I was.
Just as shocked as the
1091
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440
listeners.
I didn't know Chris was under
1092
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,440
the weather, so you know the
show.
1093
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,960
Must we appreciate the fact the
show must go on?
1094
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,800
And that just shows you this
kind of character that Chris has
1095
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,520
that he's not going to let
anyone down.
1096
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,960
He he called up Dave, me and
said, hey, man, you know, in
1097
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,800
his, in his voice, you know, I
can't do an American accent
1098
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,680
like, but he was like, hey, hey
man, can you do a brother a
1099
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,920
favor?
And I was like, what's that
1100
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,800
Chris?
He's like, well, I need, I need
1101
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,760
a body in my podcast today.
I'm like, they got the podcast
1102
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,720
with my great.
And he's like, yeah, I do.
1103
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,920
And I'm like, well, do you want
me to come sit there for you?
1104
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,360
And he's, oh, that would be
wonderful.
1105
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,240
So, you know, he's in the
backroom there, you know,
1106
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,960
coughing up a lung and, you
know, shitting out all kinds of
1107
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,400
stuff out of his body while I'm
sitting here, you know, You
1108
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,320
know, carrying the show.
Like, what the fuck, man?
1109
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,960
I wasn't expecting this.
I just figured I'd come on and
1110
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,000
chat with Mr. Mike Mikos, a
legendary guitar player from the
1111
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,840
rock'n'roll band Nemesis.
That you know it's.
1112
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,880
Been a play over the.
World trying to trying to fill
1113
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,760
his shoes and it's it's
definitely a pleasure.
1114
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,600
I think we should change it to
the Dave and Mike and Dave show
1115
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,840
and, you know, kick that fucking
crease to the curb, man.
1116
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:33,920
Well, let's not.
What?
1117
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,520
Does he do for that fucking?
Let's not go crazy, Dave.
1118
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,360
Let's not.
Go.
1119
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,680
So we're there, fucking around.
That's one of my best friends
1120
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,320
there.
You go.
1121
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,040
Wheel in the end, man, we're.
Not kicking anybody to the curb,
1122
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,160
just so you know I won't throw
you under the bus behind your
1123
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,280
back.
OK.
1124
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,560
Well, that's what we got to do
is get Cliff and Dave on the
1125
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,880
same chain.
That would be mind blowing.
1126
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,120
We got.
To make that happen.
1127
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,760
I think the next time that fakes
on the podcast, you need to make
1128
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,080
Dave and Chris happen
simultaneously.
1129
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,880
They could probably do that.
There's all kinds of ways to
1130
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,200
make things happen with
technology, so we'll figure that
1131
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,640
out, hey?
I'll.
1132
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Show you something later that I
saw Chris did.
1133
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,080
It's pretty impressive with.
George.
1134
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,880
That this is, this is Dave.
I'm sorry.
1135
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
It was Ted.
Chris did something with this
1136
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,720
guy named Ted.
It was like an interview was
1137
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,400
fantastic and it kind of sounded
like Chris, but it didn't look
1138
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,000
like Chris.
But I'll show you when I find
1139
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,400
it.
I'll say, oh, Chris, send it to
1140
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,560
you.
Hey, Chris.
1141
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,440
Chris.
Hey man, send that thing to
1142
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,520
Mike.
You know that you and Ted did.
1143
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,880
And I think they'll like it.
There you go.
1144
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,760
He said, OK, so he'll send it to
you probably later after the
1145
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,720
show, and you can take a look at
that and you'll be like, what
1146
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,800
the fuck had this, You know,
this happened, you know,
1147
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,760
brilliant, You know, it's
absolutely brilliant.
1148
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,400
I'm telling you, you know.
Speaking of George, you never
1149
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,800
could get him on the podcast,
huh?
1150
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,440
No.
Well that was Dave's.
1151
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,520
I mean, I'm Dave.
That was Chris's father-in-law.
1152
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,160
I don't.
I don't.
1153
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,520
I think the reason why is is
George doesn't doesn't hit very
1154
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,880
well.
It would have been we were been
1155
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,320
shouting and yelling to ask
questions and and he's just not
1156
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,120
that guy.
He's he's, you know, he's just,
1157
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,200
he's the old school Italian, you
know, you just don't talk to
1158
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,880
people, you know?
You just.
1159
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,040
Look at them.
That's what makes and you're
1160
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,520
supposed to understand.
What they're saying it's like,
1161
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:22,240
hey George.
You got to read that.
1162
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,800
You got to read the face.
And you want, right?
1163
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,400
Just like, hey, man, you want
some?
1164
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:33,040
You want some breakfast?
What was the question, George?
1165
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:37,280
You want some breakfast?
And then he realizes no, I eat
1166
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,560
later.
OK, And then lunchtime.
1167
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:45,880
Hey George, you want some lunch?
No, I did a dinner time and then
1168
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,760
you go and then Jake came home
one day and and him and George
1169
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,640
went to went to a late lunch.
So then at 3:00 and, you know,
1170
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,680
they had lunch, and then all of
a sudden it's dinner time at six
1171
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,800
and it's like, George, you
hungry?
1172
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,080
Or you just ate like 2 hours
ago, didn't you?
1173
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,720
Oh, let's just give you, let's
just give you one hot dog with
1174
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,160
no abundance so you can actually
sit down and pretend like you're
1175
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,480
being involved.
How's that work?
1176
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,760
And.
That was the extent of that day.
1177
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,800
You know, he loved the man.
He's a good.
1178
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,680
Dude, he looks like good dude
kind.
1179
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,480
Of like it's kind of like we
have a Converse.
1180
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,160
It's kind of like we have a
conversation with Audrey
1181
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Osborne.
You don't understand half the
1182
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,240
things he says, but you know
it's it's relevant in some way,
1183
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:25,640
shape and form because he's
talking.
1184
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,920
Right.
Has to be relevant.
1185
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,680
Imagine what that son of a bitch
has seen in his life.
1186
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,960
He could.
He could tell stories for 100
1187
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,120
years.
Oh, I.
1188
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,040
Would love.
I would love to sit down with
1189
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,120
Ozzie and just not even talk
about music, man.
1190
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,680
Just talk about life.
Life.
1191
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,360
Yeah, absolutely.
I.
1192
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,160
Think so many people I.
Could not agree with you more.
1193
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,320
I want to know him as a person.
Right.
1194
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,400
Right.
I think, I think too many people
1195
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,280
get wrapped around the celebrity
and not the person.
1196
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:56,760
Right.
I don't give a shit.
1197
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,920
About the story these, these,
you know, right.
1198
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,280
Because that's just, that's
that's a that's not even their
1199
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,480
true self, right.
That's not who they really are.
1200
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,880
That's just that's just the role
they step into.
1201
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,640
That's that's who you know, it's
a role.
1202
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,440
It's like, you know, Mel Gibson
steps into a role that's not who
1203
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,200
he is in real life, you know?
It's it's so.
1204
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,920
It's same with musicians.
I think that that's not who they
1205
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,120
are.
They're just they're they're
1206
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,080
artists, they're entertainers.
I'd like to know the life, the
1207
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,400
the, the, the, the story behind
that's necessary behind the
1208
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,080
music.
But the story of the man.
1209
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,800
I know his career.
I know his music.
1210
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,520
I know his catalogue.
I know his library.
1211
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:33,680
You.
Know.
1212
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,840
Love the man.
Musically, He's fantastic.
1213
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,680
I love all his songs for the
most part.
1214
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,800
There's a couple like what the
fuck were you thinking, Harvey?
1215
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,920
But on a whole, it'd be great
just to sit down with a man.
1216
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,720
If nobody interviews the person,
they always interview the
1217
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,200
celebrity.
Well, it's just like you and I
1218
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,640
interview.
The person man.
1219
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,240
Just like you and I have gone
through so many.
1220
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,480
Yes.
Sorry, Dave.
1221
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,440
Me and Chris, I've gone through
so many dark periods in our
1222
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,360
life.
I would like, I would like to
1223
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,640
know what pulled him out of all
those.
1224
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,520
You know what?
What kept you from imploding?
1225
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,560
We know what kept us from
imploding.
1226
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,080
You know, I'd like to know what
kept him from just so many
1227
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,720
people that he came up with are
no longer here.
1228
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,720
You know, we we lost so many
great rock stars.
1229
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,840
Jimi Hendrix.
Janis Joplin.
1230
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:28,960
Jim Morrison, Buddy Holly.
You know, they all these people
1231
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,240
well.
Buddy Holly, because you got on
1232
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,520
the wrong plane.
Well.
1233
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,960
Yeah, I can't use him as an
example.
1234
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,760
He died in a plane crash, but
all these people died of drug
1235
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,560
overdoses.
You know the story behind that,
1236
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,480
right?
No, Well.
1237
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,600
Maybe alcohol?
Drowning, you know.
1238
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,240
OK.
Buddy Holly, You mean the?
1239
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,320
Story with with with Buddy Holly
and Wheeling.
1240
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,120
Yeah, Buddy Holly.
Wayland Jennings.
1241
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,320
Do you know that story?
If I do, I probably forgot it.
1242
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,000
So Waylon Jennings was his, was
one of his backup musicians like
1243
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,400
his his, his Rd.
Rd. band, right.
1244
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,880
Waylon, Waylon Jennings, Waylon,
Waylon and Willie.
1245
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,560
You know, country music.
Rockin, rockin dude, Right.
1246
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,920
So he was Buddy Holly's
guitarist in the band.
1247
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,760
And that night, to the fateful
night where the plane went down,
1248
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,600
they they somehow were arguing
about who flies on the plane and
1249
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,800
who goes on the boss.
And they did something to where
1250
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,560
it was, you know, kind of like,
you know, pick a number, one
1251
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,000
through 10 type bullshit.
Wayland picked the wrong number.
1252
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,400
So Wayland took the bus.
Buddy.
1253
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,880
Took the plane story over.
Buddy.
1254
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,960
Died.
Whalen lived.
1255
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,840
Imagine the flipping of that
coin.
1256
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,720
Buddy.
Holly still around?
1257
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,040
Wayland dies, so who would be
the?
1258
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,800
There's a conundrum for you.
Who would be the bigger legend
1259
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,880
then if Buddy Highly was still
alive and Wayland died on that
1260
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,920
plane?
Nobody.
1261
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,440
Knew who?
Whalen never went went out on
1262
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,560
his own, so therefore Whalen's
correct.
1263
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,000
So Whalen's entire musical
catalogue never would have
1264
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,800
existed?
Which begs to the question like
1265
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,840
Intervention Divide.
I was just getting ready to say,
1266
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,760
does that not kind of prove that
we might be living in a
1267
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,600
simulation?
You know, certain things have to
1268
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,560
happen a certain way.
We're.
1269
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,760
In the matrix we're.
In some version of that, there's
1270
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,080
no time.
Space continuum.
1271
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,720
We.
Are we are 88 mph, 1.21
1272
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,400
gigawatts?
You know, you just got to get
1273
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,240
there somehow.
Did.
1274
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,000
You ever watch the show Fringe?
You know.
1275
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:25,080
On.
Fox.
1276
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,280
Fringe.
I think maybe I did.
1277
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,440
I think I came over to Ireland
Fringe.
1278
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,560
It was a weird little little
time travel.
1279
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,080
Did it correct well?
It was based on the premise that
1280
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:42,520
there's parallel universes going
on simultaneously and they're
1281
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,640
right next door to ours, right?
So there's just a thin layer
1282
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,040
that's pretty.
That's pretty much how I firmly
1283
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,720
believe the universe is set up,
is that there's just a bunch of
1284
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,960
different versions of what we're
doing right now, going on all
1285
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,560
the time, which explains a lot
of deja vu.
1286
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,320
It explains a lot of seeing shit
that's really not there because
1287
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,160
it might not be there.
It might be there for that
1288
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,440
moment in time, right?
Like Bigfoot, there's a classic
1289
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,840
example.
Maybe he shifts in and out of
1290
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,040
different universes, right?
That's why you can't ever find a
1291
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,280
bone.
Well.
1292
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,000
You know, and it could be the
shocks.
1293
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,440
Bigfoot, you know. 8 foot tall
dark warrior walking through the
1294
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,960
through the wilderness, you
know.
1295
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,200
I.
Just saw right there, right?
1296
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,280
I just saw a picture.
Speaking of that, I just saw a
1297
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,400
picture on Facebook that
depicted it was engraved into
1298
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,080
the side of the pyramids and it
depicts the people being as tall
1299
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,840
as the palm trees, right?
The people are the same height
1300
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,120
as the top of the palm tree.
Oh, that's fantastic.
1301
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,600
So.
Did they have little short trees
1302
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,960
or big tall people?
That's fantastic.
1303
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,400
I love that kind of stuff.
You know it's.
1304
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:59,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't know what happened in
1305
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,000
the past and there could have
been so many advanced
1306
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,160
civilizations that we were
unaware of.
1307
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,800
You got agreed, right?
One cataclysmic event, an
1308
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,120
asteroid hits the Earth and
lights out.
1309
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,840
You got to start over again so
all this shit gets buried.
1310
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,240
No one would even know we were
here.
1311
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:22,360
They wouldn't know we had Google
and Apple and Macbooks, and they
1312
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,160
wouldn't know that we had an
Internet system that went all
1313
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,040
over the world and we were all
connected.
1314
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,680
In two seconds, this could all
be over.
1315
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,800
I.
Didn't know we had Rotary
1316
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:37,240
telephones over and they and
look again, here's the here's
1317
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,840
the angelic of lights flashing
down on me.
1318
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,440
It's it's crazy, right?
Because it stopped for a while
1319
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,000
and it's coming back.
Just about the time I started.
1320
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,320
It's like cringe and goes
preaching.
1321
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,360
Preach it, man.
Preach it.
1322
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,680
Pastor Michael said tell it how
he is.
1323
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,480
Preacher man is preaching about
the coming times.
1324
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,640
There was a lyric from a song
that Chris wrote Preacher man is
1325
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,600
preaching about the coming
times.
1326
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,560
I don't remember the rest of it,
so I'd have to ask him.
1327
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:08,880
That's.
A good song though.
1328
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,160
Faceless Dogs.
It was Faceless Dogs about all
1329
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,240
the corrupt, all the corruption
in the church.
1330
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,880
I saw this thing today.
That.
1331
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,240
That it's.
It's it's religious is made for
1332
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,040
is a business made.
You know it's a man made
1333
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,560
business whereas faith is free.
You know, we've talked about
1334
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,000
that.
You and Christopher talked about
1335
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,160
that before, that that religion
is religion and faith is faith.
1336
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,760
And and you know, the question
was what do you think about
1337
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,000
religion?
And the response was religion is
1338
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,520
a man made for profit business
where faith is free.
1339
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,880
I thought that was brilliant.
Faith is.
1340
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,800
Free.
You know religion?
1341
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,920
They ask.
If so, if money is the root of
1342
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,760
all evil, right?
This is where this was going at
1343
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,000
the money is the root of all
evil.
1344
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,240
Why do churches ask everybody
for money?
1345
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Why is God always broke?
Mind blown.
1346
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,480
Mind blown.
Mind blown.
1347
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,520
That's the thing, man.
This is righteous to say.
1348
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,800
And the money is the root of all
evil.
1349
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,800
Think about that.
It's the root of all evil.
1350
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,000
Right, but.
The churches continuously 24/7
1351
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,400
day after day ask everybody for
money.
1352
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,440
Where?
Faith is free.
1353
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,520
Your faith is between you and
the relationship of whatever you
1354
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,320
think.
The higher power it is, whether
1355
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,880
that's the lava lamp behind you,
it's your Your Grace and your
1356
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,880
kneel to every morning.
Please, lava lamp.
1357
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,920
You know flow today or it's the
trees and the birds singing you.
1358
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,440
Love my lava lamp, you.
Believe in something.
1359
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,720
I do love your lava lamp, Chris
tells me about it all the time.
1360
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,880
Yeah, he's a big fan of.
Whatever's inside you and it.
1361
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:40,840
Right.
It's what?
1362
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,080
It's what drives you faith is
what drives you on a day-to-day
1363
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,280
basis that the religion fucks
everything up, man.
1364
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,160
He just fucks it all up.
And now we're going to get
1365
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,680
people pissed off that Dave said
that, you know?
1366
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,960
But it's true.
It's a true statement.
1367
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,920
You know it's like people,
right?
1368
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,320
Just like people pray, Oh, I
pray the Cowboys when the fuck
1369
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,440
you.
This has nothing to do with
1370
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,040
football, you fucking wanker.
He's on Facebook talking about
1371
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,880
religion.
You know you want to go to God,
1372
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,360
go to Facebook, type in God,
he'll come up and you can ask
1373
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,520
some questions, man.
It's like that movie Bruce
1374
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,360
Almighty.
He had the e-mail inbox for the
1375
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,840
prayers.
Yes, everybody gets their
1376
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,200
answers to the press.
And what happened?
1377
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,560
Fucking chaos.
Chaos.
1378
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,800
Because everybody got the
answer.
1379
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,200
Yes.
So we're talking about football.
1380
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,920
We got the Lions game.
We talked about.
1381
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,920
Go ahead, go ahead.
Take over the call.
1382
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,040
Take over.
Take over.
1383
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,600
Come on, go.
Ahead.
1384
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,000
No, no, you're fine if you want
to.
1385
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,080
If you want to go back to
football, we can go back to
1386
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:38,080
football.
I want you to finish.
1387
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,480
I want you to injector.
What's your comment?
1388
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,880
What were you going to see?
Something to No, I was just
1389
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:46,480
going to say one thought that
has always gone through my head
1390
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:51,920
is if you started, everybody
makes fun of Scientology, right?
1391
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,200
OK, L Ron Hubbard started this
religion fucking joke.
1392
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,680
You got to be a complete whack
job to even believe any of the
1393
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,000
bullshit that they say, and it
just proves how easily people
1394
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,040
are led and brainwashed.
OK, so let's say that you
1395
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,960
started the Catholic religion
today.
1396
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:14,040
Let's say that it just started
today, and four months from now,
1397
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,560
six months from now, you find
out that over half of your
1398
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,800
priests are diddling little
kids.
1399
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,920
How long would that religion be
around if it just started today?
1400
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,080
Oh, it'd be.
Oh, it'd be scorched like a bug,
1401
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,360
man.
It did, right for fucking
1402
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,600
tyrants and Braveheart coming
down the throat with horses and
1403
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:35,440
fires and flames and swords and
everybody's fucking destroyed.
1404
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,920
So my question is.
It's like the Epstein thing all
1405
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,000
over again.
How?
1406
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:46,760
Can you, with any degree of
sanity, support a religion that
1407
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,200
doesn't?
They just relocate these
1408
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,880
priests.
They don't press charges against
1409
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,520
them.
They don't, you know, they ship
1410
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,520
them out of the country.
They're sitting on the biggest
1411
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,720
pile of gold in the history of
the world.
1412
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,840
Nobody even knows what's
underneath the Vatican because
1413
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,640
they won't let anybody in under
there.
1414
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,680
And there's people starving in
the world, and they're supposed
1415
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,400
to be a church who's
compassionate and like Christ,
1416
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,280
and they're hoarding more money
than anyone on earth.
1417
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,400
This is my point, people.
If you want to know where I'm
1418
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,640
coming from, this is where I'm
coming from.
1419
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:24,120
I go deep, man.
I've thought this all the way
1420
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,080
through to the bottom, and none
of this shit makes sense to me.
1421
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,960
It just seems evil.
If I had that kind of money, I'd
1422
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:34,280
be feeding the world, right?
Right.
1423
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,720
Can't go.
Broke kind of money.
1424
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,840
Because you'd be out of money.
Because you fed the world.
1425
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,240
No, I was just getting ready to
say you can't go.
1426
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,400
Broke, from a spiritual
standpoint, can't.
1427
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,400
Go broke doing it, You know,
I'll feed as many people as I
1428
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,520
can, but I wouldn't just be
sitting on trillions of dollars
1429
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,160
and feel good about myself.
I can't.
1430
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:54,000
I couldn't do that.
Agreed.
1431
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,880
But it'd be more beneficial
though, that old adage.
1432
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,760
You know, teach a man to fish.
You feed him for a lifetime or
1433
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,840
you give them up your you feed
them fish and then you don't.
1434
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,880
You know, I don't know what the,
the, the, the phrase is, but you
1435
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,200
know it's that concept like I
can, I can give you, I can give
1436
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,520
you some fish right now and feed
you Mike or I can show you how
1437
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,520
to catch your own fish and then
you're going to feed yourself
1438
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,319
for a lifetime.
So it's that kind of concept but
1439
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,000
with that money that they have
they could definitely teach the
1440
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,720
world and and put in systems in
all the countries that don't
1441
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,800
have what America has and and
educate and give the resources
1442
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,960
to help everybody be
self-sustaining.
1443
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:35,399
So then the money goes to where
it really needs to go and not
1444
01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,240
just sitting in the basement
with the Vatican.
1445
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,520
I agree with you 100%.
It's and.
1446
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,920
I guess it.
Goes back to the thing.
1447
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,359
I agree with what you're saying.
The only thing that I would add
1448
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:49,000
to that is, you know, we can
educate those people as we not
1449
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,399
let them starve to death.
But I think you and I have both
1450
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,600
been in the position where we
don't have two nickels to rub
1451
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,080
together, and teaching me to
fish at that moment in time is
1452
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,560
probably not the best.
It's like, you know, give me the
1453
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,359
fish 1st and then we'll talk
about how.
1454
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,680
Oh, correct.
Tomorrow we can.
1455
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,479
You know, I would just.
Absolutely, absolutely.
1456
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,880
I'm not saying right, right,
right.
1457
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,200
No different, that was.
My point That wasn't my point.
1458
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,080
It wasn't.
It wasn't that.
1459
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,920
It just, yeah, yeah.
No.
1460
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,200
Different than we're doing with
this forum right here, right?
1461
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,200
We're trying to give people our
opinions and our outlook on
1462
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:23,279
life, which is going to be far
different than most people's.
1463
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,800
I think they're learning that
real quick.
1464
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,040
But I think it's good the the
way that I got to be, the way
1465
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,680
that I got to be where I am.
The way that you got to be where
1466
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,840
you are is we didn't limit
ourselves to this is the way we
1467
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,800
were raised.
And this is the only way we can
1468
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,479
think people fall into this trap
of, OK, I was raised to be a
1469
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,840
Christian, so I have to be a
Christian the rest of my life.
1470
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,240
I was raised to be a coal miner.
So I have to be a coal miner the
1471
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:52,880
rest of my life.
You and I don't realize unless
1472
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:57,000
we look into it, which we have,
that the average person isn't a
1473
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,360
forward thinker.
They don't think outside the
1474
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,360
box, right?
They do what they're told all
1475
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,160
the time.
That's the way the system's set
1476
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:03,400
up.
Don't.
1477
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,280
Right, it's.
Not set up for you to be a free
1478
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,720
thinker.
It's set up for you to do what
1479
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,880
you're told.
No.
1480
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,400
Right.
Yep, exactly.
1481
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,920
I agree with that 100%.
There's a clip on YouTube.
1482
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,640
That's the strange freedom's a
strange thing.
1483
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:26,440
There's a clip on YouTube of all
these newscasters saying the
1484
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:31,520
exact same thing on like 600
different local news stations.
1485
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,800
It it was during Coronavirus.
But it was very evident that the
1486
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,840
media is hyper controlled at
this moment in time.
1487
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,760
Which is why you don't watch it.
Which is why I don't watch it.
1488
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,880
Absolutely.
I get most of my news from
1489
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,400
Facebook, people posting shit,
you know, but I cannot sit down
1490
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,560
and watch a newscast.
It's too fucking depressing.
1491
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:55,000
I don't know why people do it.
I don't even start.
1492
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,200
I told you as I get all my news
from watching in Chris.
1493
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,040
Like I had no news 12 weeks ago.
I didn't know what the fuck was
1494
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,120
going on in the world.
Then I started watching your
1495
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,480
show.
I'm like, oh, oh, that's
1496
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,200
brilliant.
And then it just shapes my
1497
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,640
world, man.
If you had to wake up, I'm like,
1498
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,760
OK, I know what I'm doing today
because I listened to Chris and
1499
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,280
Mike yesterday.
It's a brilliant thing,
1500
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,440
absolutely.
And Speaking of which, I gotta
1501
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,920
get we gotta get this wrapped up
because I gotta go take a piss.
1502
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,840
So maybe we should do the music
thing.
1503
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,960
We're going to do a music thing,
right?
1504
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,720
Like a top, top top 11 albums or
something, right?
1505
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,560
Like the top 11 albums?
Was that sent you mine?
1506
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,840
Top 11 albums Okay.
Let's see the top Top 11
1507
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,800
rock'n'roll albums of all time
this year did.
1508
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,400
You send me yours second.
Chris's e-mail because he gave
1509
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,040
me Axe.
Dave.
1510
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,760
I didn't I just going to go off
yours because you know I didn't.
1511
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,960
I didn't because I, you know,
Chris was supposed to do it, but
1512
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,080
Chris is feeling under the.
Oh, Chris is under the weather.
1513
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,080
So we're going to go with the I
don't.
1514
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:48,360
I don't.
I don't see.
1515
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,880
It in the in the e-mail Mike
from I'm on Chris's e-mail.
1516
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:55,480
Do you say you sent it?
It's right here.
1517
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,440
It's in my outbox.
How come it won't send to you?
1518
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,440
I don't know.
What do you have.
1519
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,240
You've been freezing every now
and then on this thing.
1520
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,960
Right now, your name says
Frozen.
1521
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:06,600
On the bottom of the skin?
No.
1522
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,160
That's just how I feel.
Frozen.
1523
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,600
You could.
Text it to me if that doesn't
1524
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,800
work.
Oh, Frozen.
1525
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,840
Look at you.
You learned how to change your
1526
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,920
name.
I was asking Chris about that.
1527
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,120
Why is Mike always Mike?
And you're like these different
1528
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:21,960
things, you know, He's like, I
don't know, you know, you know?
1529
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,800
Because, ladies and gentlemen, I
was like, well, I'm not.
1530
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:25,800
You know I'm not going to nudge
him.
1531
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,440
Because he's had time to mess
around with this and I had to
1532
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,800
actually learn how to run the
whole studio part of it.
1533
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,800
So I figured it out.
Yeah, I remember.
1534
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,680
Yeah, Chris told me this was
your baby.
1535
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:40,640
Chris told me this was your baby
and I was just long to help you,
1536
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,480
which is good.
It's got to have your own baby,
1537
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,520
man.
It's good to have, you know,
1538
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,640
wake up in the morning, you put
your pants on and, you know, you
1539
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,120
think about, oh.
Oh.
1540
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,040
What am I doing today?
And I'm like, oh, I'm going to
1541
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,240
rock about the rock'n'roll and.
I'm.
1542
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:57,360
Going to talk about tacos and
you know and all those kinds of
1543
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,520
things, you know, still don't
see it.
1544
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,480
I don't know what's going on,
dude.
1545
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,880
This is crazy, dude.
E-mail.
1546
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:07,120
Maybe text it?
I just copied it and I sent it
1547
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,560
to you and it fucking blank in
the text message.
1548
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:16,240
How is that even possible?
It was there.
1549
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,480
Watch, paste, look, it's right
there.
1550
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,920
Just so you know I'm not crazy.
See it?
1551
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,640
I'm.
Looking OK.
1552
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,640
I believe you, man.
Now I see it.
1553
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,480
I see it.
I sent it.
1554
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,200
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's see.
1555
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,960
Something came up.
It's gone.
1556
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,320
No, that's just cool.
The last thing on Christmas
1557
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:33,880
text.
How's?
1558
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,360
That even possible?
You just saw it there and I hit
1559
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360
send and it fucking disappeared
because.
1560
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,800
Because.
Somebody doesn't want us to talk
1561
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,240
about your top eleven favorite
albums of all time.
1562
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,440
That's what it is.
So.
1563
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,400
There's something going.
On because notice notice this.
1564
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,640
Notice the sky is the belt above
My head is no longer like that,
1565
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,800
right?
It's changed now.
1566
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,160
So there's something going on on
a different level of
1567
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,560
consciousness right now.
Don't know what it is.
1568
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,680
You know, maybe I'd talk too
much about the potatoes in the
1569
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,560
motherland.
Maybe that pissed off the potato
1570
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,520
gods.
I don't know.
1571
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,760
You know.
You could just you could just
1572
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,040
share your top 11 and we can
interject that way.
1573
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,960
You can be like, OK, this is my
top eleven favorite albums, you
1574
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,680
know Mike Michael's top eleven
favorite albums and and then
1575
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,720
I'll inject with you, we can
have a conversation about each
1576
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,440
each album.
What do you think about that?
1577
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,720
Hey, there's more more than one
way to skin a cat.
1578
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,320
Here.
This has got to work.
1579
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,800
There is.
You got a knife, You got
1580
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,560
machete, You got I.
Do not.
1581
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:38,080
One of those pasta smashers.
You know you can put it to a
1582
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:41,440
pasta spreader.
You know, one of those
1583
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:44,000
wheelbarrows with spikes on it?
You're like Mad Max down a
1584
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,520
Thunderdome thing.
I know why it's not going,
1585
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,200
obviously.
Light it on fire, but that would
1586
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,840
be skinning it in a weird way.
I know why it's not going, Dave.
1587
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,280
Oh, I.
Got a message from you because I
1588
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,080
see it.
No, I got it.
1589
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,880
I got it.
Yeah, you're probably going to
1590
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,320
get about four of them now.
I forgot, you know, when I'm on
1591
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,640
the podcast my Internet doesn't
work.
1592
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,560
Yes.
So I had to shut off my Wi-Fi.
1593
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,120
That's a.
Brilliant.
1594
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:10,960
That's a brilliant place of.
This.
1595
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,360
Is this is not an order of.
Importance I'm not going to
1596
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,600
records to make.
This is not an order of
1597
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,600
importance.
This is just.
1598
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:21,600
Top Top 11 OK.
These are albums that I go back
1599
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,840
to again and again and again,
yes.
1600
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:27,920
I.
Like it?
1601
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,840
I got it.
I got to sit up and I can read
1602
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,240
it.
So do you want me to start at 11
1603
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,480
or you want me to start at 10?
Because then it's up to you.
1604
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,000
I think I should start at 10 so
you can I'm.
1605
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,800
Going to let you.
I'm actually going to let you
1606
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,320
read them top.
You're #1, I'll.
1607
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,640
Let you read them OK, and I'll
interject as I.
1608
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:49,280
OK, so, so top eleven.
OK, so, so top eleven favorite
1609
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,200
albums of Mr. Mike.
Mike is the world renowned
1610
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,280
guitarist or Nemesis, the
rock'n'roll icon himself.
1611
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,320
That number 11 is a band called
KISS and the album is KISS
1612
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,320
Alive.
So it's when they were they were
1613
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:03,800
living underground and then they
they came to life with vampires,
1614
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,360
they bit him and then they and
then they came to life, right?
1615
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,280
And then that's why that one
guy's got the blood coming out
1616
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,560
of his mouth overtime.
Am I correct in my assumption?
1617
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:16,480
Yes, that that's a perfect.
OK, perfect example and.
1618
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:20,600
And and OK and and I can see why
#10 in this Peter Frampton.
1619
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,960
Frampton comes alive.
So obviously the band mates and
1620
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,800
Kiss saw that Peter was in the
ground, they dug him out and bit
1621
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,280
him on the neck and then he came
alive as well, right?
1622
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,760
Yes, you're on to something,
Dave.
1623
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,480
Yeah.
OK, see, I'm rolling with this.
1624
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,360
I'm on to something now.
This, this gentleman right here,
1625
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,840
#9, he's from Motor City,
Motown, you know, the Detroit
1626
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,120
City, Rock Town, whatever,
Michigan, whatever you want to
1627
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:46,120
call it, you know?
And he's a great, great, great
1628
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,840
songwriter.
This is a great album.
1629
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:52,240
It's called Bob Seger Night
Moves and it's just top to
1630
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,520
bottom.
That's a great record.
1631
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,480
You like the storytelling type
type records then, right?
1632
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,600
Absolutely.
So.
1633
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,920
You know, 11 and 10, obviously
we're right.
1634
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,720
So, so 11 and 10 were kind of
equated to coming to life.
1635
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,120
You know, they're like you're
not just in the studio, you
1636
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,600
know, banging around any
instruments and laying down the
1637
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,120
vocal tracks.
You're out there in the world
1638
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,400
and you're, you're in front of a
fan base and then the energy and
1639
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,760
everything's speed up and
faster.
1640
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:19,560
So you got those two that are,
you know, great live albums from
1641
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,120
the from the people that were
dead and they came back to life
1642
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,720
kind of like like Jesus did
right after those three days,
1643
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,520
like whoa, am I alive again?
You know, if you subscribe to
1644
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,760
that notion.
So yeah.
1645
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,560
So 11 got kiss alive and then
Peter Frampton comes alive and
1646
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,880
then you got Bob Seger's night
moves.
1647
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,360
This one's surprising.
I I I like this because I, I,
1648
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,960
this is a shock to me.
I, I like Chris would probably
1649
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,760
like be like, oh fuck, hey I'm
surprised about this one.
1650
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,080
Tim.
Temple of the Dog #8 Temple of
1651
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,240
the Temple of the dog #8 Temple
of the dog oh.
1652
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,200
Come on, that's a.
Great fucking album.
1653
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,920
Chris Cornell was lights out and
and and that was the tribute
1654
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,240
album to Andrew Wood.
And for those you don't know who
1655
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,760
Andrew Wood is, well, just fuck
off.
1656
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,840
Like just turn off the show
right now.
1657
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:00,840
If you don't know who Andrew
Wood is.
1658
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,440
I'm like, my God, man, you know,
leave it, leave it on.
1659
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,920
Don't do that.
Chris would get mad at me.
1660
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,480
No.
No, no, leave an apple off this
1661
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:13,440
list was really hard.
Mother Love or Temple of the Dog
1662
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:15,080
took to play some Mother Love
Yeah, come.
1663
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,000
By an apple.
It was tough, yeah.
1664
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,480
Yeah, it.
Was tough, man.
1665
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:21,320
Got your mother, love bone.
Because you and I had that in
1666
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,800
common from the get go when I
found out you were a mother.
1667
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,040
When I found out Chris was a
Mother Love Bone fan, we were
1668
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,080
instantly.
Fine, right?
1669
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,200
Oh, Davis too, man.
OK, Davis too.
1670
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,840
Dave, you got good taste in
music.
1671
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,920
Brother Wood was just was
brilliant that that was the
1672
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,600
disappointing thing about
heroin, man.
1673
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,640
That took Andy Wood away like
that was the stories you hear
1674
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,400
about him and his performances
in Seattle.
1675
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,920
Like it didn't matter if it was
two people in the crowd or 500.
1676
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:50,040
He played like there was 10,000
people in front of him.
1677
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,560
So sad, man.
Every show is his last show.
1678
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,120
Kind of like how Morrison used,
right?
1679
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:56,960
Like how Morrison used to
approach everything.
1680
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,080
It's like, you know, this is it.
This last time I'm going to be
1681
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,760
on stage and I know Chris tried
to inject that in in this in his
1682
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,800
time with Nemesis.
Like, this is, this is the
1683
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,960
relevant, this is, this is
what's hit her now, and you
1684
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,800
seize that moment and you just,
you put your heart and soul into
1685
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,480
it.
And that's how all musicians
1686
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,320
should do.
All of them should do it.
1687
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:14,760
I think we.
Always play number.
1688
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,760
Seven, I'm going to tell you, I
agreed.
1689
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,720
I can attest to that watching
you guys from over the pond and
1690
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:27,040
with the weird little spy
cameras that the Franco had that
1691
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:30,760
used to feed me in my little
hutch and in Ireland.
1692
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,680
So #7 I know Chris doesn't
doesn't he's not into this band
1693
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:36,800
and I I'm not either Corrosion
or Conformity.
1694
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,080
Deliverance.
What what?
1695
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,280
What makes that such a stand up
album for you to Michael?
1696
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:48,680
Aside from the fact that it's
one of the most well written
1697
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:54,680
underground albums that it's not
really even that underground
1698
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:59,200
because Albatross and Clean My
Wounds were big hits on KPD back
1699
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,280
when Nemesis was doing their
thing as well.
1700
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:09,920
The thing that stands out for me
is that these guys never wavered
1701
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:15,120
from who they are.
They are just hardcore
1702
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:21,280
songwriting sons of bitches.
They are not after fame fortune.
1703
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,640
So the thing that I respect the
most about Coc.
1704
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,920
Is that they are the musicians,
musicians.
1705
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:35,560
So to put that in perspective,
you're James Hetfield's, those
1706
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,960
kind of caliber of musicians are
friends with the guys in coc.
1707
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,600
That's how respected they are in
the music community.
1708
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,560
And if you haven't, if you
haven't done yourself a favor
1709
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:49,400
and listen to that album from
top to bottom, do it again and
1710
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,800
you'll see what I mean.
It's just.
1711
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,080
I'm going to do, yeah.
I'm going to do that.
1712
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,280
I'm going to, yeah, yeah.
It's just raw.
1713
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,880
Download that on my Apple Apple
thing tonight and listen to it
1714
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,120
to just just.
Just raw organic prawn, man.
1715
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,400
Right on.
I'll take a look at the same.
1716
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,200
Kind of raw energy.
The temp.
1717
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:09,440
The reason that's on there is
the same reason Temple of the
1718
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,040
Dogs on there.
Right.
1719
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,080
Because you can tell there
wasn't a lot of production put
1720
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,760
into.
It was just we wrote good
1721
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,160
fucking songs and we're going to
record them quick right now.
1722
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:23,280
So everybody go listen to
Corrosion of conforming Andrew.
1723
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:27,200
Wood which?
Deliverance, I'm.
1724
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,040
Going to, I'm going to, I'll
tell Dave.
1725
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,680
I'll tell, I'll tell Chris what
I think of that in the next
1726
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,480
episode.
So he'll share, he'll share my
1727
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,600
thoughts with you on that one.
Number six, I know you guys have
1728
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,000
talked about this before when
you're talking about diamond
1729
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,360
albums and this one, this one,
if Henry serves correctly, this
1730
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,920
is like 68 times platinum.
The Eagles greatest hits.
1731
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:50,120
It's one of the top top three
selling records of all time.
1732
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:53,200
In the history.
Of Rock'n'roll in the history of
1733
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,840
music?
Actually, not just rock'n'roll.
1734
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,120
The Eagles Greatest Hits from 71
to 74.
1735
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:57,920
Great.
Great.
1736
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,160
Fucking there's.
A reason it's the greatest song
1737
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,000
and.
That's that's kind of it's a
1738
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:07,240
nice right, right, right.
The melodies and the
1739
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:11,560
musicianship and just the sound.
It's such a fat sound and a lot
1740
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,480
of people may not know.
I mean, some people do, but
1741
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,280
that's this generation.
They're not going to realize
1742
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,400
that.
They probably know who I'm going
1743
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,960
to reference.
But the the members of the
1744
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,560
members of the Eagles were Linda
Ronstadt's band.
1745
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,480
They were, they were her backup
musicians.
1746
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,600
Not a lot of people in this day
and age would realize that.
1747
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,280
And that's.
A.
1748
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,520
That's a.
Google Linda Ronstadt if you
1749
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:30,840
don't know who the fuck I'm
talking about.
1750
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:34,360
But but that's that's crazy too.
But that's the thing.
1751
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,160
You.
Know that's the thing we've that
1752
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,640
you guys have talked about
before there was it was dynamic
1753
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,440
and there was there.
Was there was legacy?
1754
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:43,120
Built behind bands and the
labels got behind them when they
1755
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:44,400
drove them.
When they pushed them and they
1756
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,080
backed them, they.
Developed.
1757
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,800
Years.
And years sometimes from the go
1758
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,040
anywhere, so the corrects of the
musicianship and and the
1759
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,840
camaraderie and and the
personalities that all developed
1760
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,400
and it grew organically over the
years.
1761
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,040
And so when they did put out an
album like #5 ACDC Highway to
1762
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:04,480
Hell, you know, that thing just
propelled them into into the
1763
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,360
next stratosphere, right?
Because that was just, that's
1764
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,240
the fucking great album itself.
And that was the first one after
1765
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,440
Bond Scott died, right?
Or was that back in black?
1766
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:17,640
Back in black, so.
Back so.
1767
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,720
This was the last one with Bond
Scott, I would have heard was
1768
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,320
that their first because I get I
get confused sometimes with the
1769
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,080
this.
Is their this was their last
1770
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,880
album with Bond Scott so that.
With Bond.
1771
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:28,640
Scott.
Gotcha.
1772
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:30,080
OK and.
Not to get.
1773
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,360
A fucking great album for his
being his last album, right?
1774
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,160
Talk about.
Not to get in a great debate on
1775
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,920
who's better Bon Scott or or
Brian Johnson, because they're
1776
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,800
both equally great.
They both, Brian.
1777
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:43,960
Johnson, right, right.
Yeah, they.
1778
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,080
I mean, they both achieved
success on a level that we can
1779
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:52,160
only dream of, but Brian Johnson
actually has sold more records
1780
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:56,080
than Bon Scott.
The reason I chose that album is
1781
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,120
because every time I hear that
album, it makes me want to pick
1782
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,720
up my guitar.
All these albums inspire me to
1783
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,480
want to be a musician.
Outstanding.
1784
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,360
That's outstanding, man.
We'll.
1785
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:09,800
Do another list that.
Actually.
1786
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:11,640
Sort of.
Mr. Mike Michael's Chop 11,
1787
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:12,640
yeah.
Yeah.
1788
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,800
Go.
Ahead that.
1789
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,440
Actually, what?
No, go ahead.
1790
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,960
We'll do another list that
actually what that.
1791
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,800
I listen to for inspiration that
you listen to for inspiration.
1792
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:29,400
Or Dave.
Jesus, I've made it this part.
1793
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:33,840
I fucked it all up.
What Chris listens to the the
1794
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:36,120
muse.
The the way the muse the muse
1795
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:39,200
part of of of of Yeah, yeah,
you'll be surprised I think with
1796
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,720
Chris's top 11 albums that that
are that are help him derive and
1797
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:43,720
write lyrics and shit.
I would.
1798
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:44,840
I know.
I always when he told me I'm
1799
01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:46,080
like, holy shit, fuck.
You'll.
1800
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:48,840
Be surprised at mine.
Too #4 The Tragically Hip?
1801
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,960
Blow at blow.
At the high dough.
1802
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,000
Tragically, hip blow at the high
dough.
1803
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,240
Interesting.
Interesting choice for top four
1804
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,320
right there.
OK.
1805
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,920
So.
For those of you who are unaware
1806
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,000
#3.
Yeah, hold on, expand.
1807
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:06,000
The Tragically Hip is an amazing
band from Canada.
1808
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,720
They're national heroes in
Canada, just like Rush is.
1809
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:13,400
They're just as big as Rush up
there.
1810
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:19,200
Fantastic, fantastic fucking
songwriters and triumph.
1811
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:24,280
Yes, thank you.
Unfortunately, I can't remember
1812
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,240
the guy's last name.
His first their singer.
1813
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:30,240
His name was Gordy something or
other.
1814
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,480
The poor guy got Brain Cody
here.
1815
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:37,280
No, the I'm sure he might have
been named after Gordy.
1816
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:38,800
No, they would have been about
the same age.
1817
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,000
The poor guy got brain cancer
and died.
1818
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:45,800
But listen to if you go on
Netflix for the next podcast, my
1819
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,640
my mission will be to find out
what the name of this
1820
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:51,720
documentary is.
Dude, I I just bawled like a
1821
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,440
little girl all the way through
it, just because it was so
1822
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,920
moving at how much these guys
fucking loved each other, dude.
1823
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:02,240
And when you listen to this
album, I listen to it for
1824
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:08,960
songwriting because it's some of
the greatest storytelling, keep
1825
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:13,680
you interested in moving, but
still has great rock'n'roll kind
1826
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,800
of vibe to it.
You know, like they got gritty,
1827
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,720
cool riffs and you'd love it,
man.
1828
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:24,880
So I I think the guy that
introduced me to it, guy that
1829
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:27,080
introduced me to it, his name
was Brad Schwann.
1830
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,760
So thank you Brad, for
introducing me to The Tragically
1831
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:33,080
Hip in about 1991 or two.
Appreciate it.
1832
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:35,880
Sorry.
Go on.
1833
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,560
Where to go?
Brad.
1834
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,200
And that's no affiliation to
Schwann's Family Foods.
1835
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,640
No affiliation to Schwann's
Family Foods.
1836
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:43,440
Brad, #3.
This is a good one.
1837
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:47,520
Black Crow's Southern Harmony
Southern Harmony Black Crows The
1838
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,640
Black Crows It's.
Actually, the Southern harmony
1839
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:54,520
and musical companion.
Yeah.
1840
01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:56,480
Oh, you just.
Didn't have enough room on the
1841
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:57,800
text message to do that, but I
didn't.
1842
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,000
Want to make another line that's
a?
1843
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,600
Good storytelling.
It's a little throwback
1844
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,000
rockabilly kind of, you know,
Yeah, that's OK.
1845
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,520
And then of course, #2 does not
surprise me at all.
1846
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,960
It's a little band out of San
Francisco called Metallica and
1847
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,840
it's master publish, pulling my
strings.
1848
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,880
You know, they they played in
Ireland before.
1849
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,200
It was like the festive event
there, you know, You know.
1850
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:23,120
Yeah, Metallica, Oh, you turn
green, You turn green.
1851
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,240
Oh, they are rock'n'roll man
rock.
1852
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,520
I don't even.
Know how rock'n'roll.
1853
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,720
Saves the world, you know.
I.
1854
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:31,320
Did this and it turned it green
and shot a laser through.
1855
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:34,800
Man, I said.
It was it did it, turned it, it
1856
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:38,280
turned green.
This because the Halos left me
1857
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:41,000
and it's on your side now.
So much how like a master
1858
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,440
published #2.
And then you have to agree with
1859
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:46,360
this America, the top ten, the
top eleven favorite albums of
1860
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,080
all time.
Not in any particular order, but
1861
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:52,480
the one he listed as #1 is the
mighty mighty The mighty mighty
1862
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,280
Led Zeppelin physical that.
Is #1.
1863
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,960
And I I just, I I applaud that.
That.
1864
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:00,680
Album will always come out of my
mouth #1 just.
1865
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,960
Fantastic.
The rest of the list is in no
1866
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:09,400
particular order because the
first so.
1867
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,520
Why is that Top Eleven all time
number one favorite song?
1868
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,560
Because the let's go the reason
behind it.
1869
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,920
The.
Reason behind physical graffiti
1870
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:23,040
over any other Led Zeppelin
record is simply for selfish
1871
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:26,520
reasons.
It has the most songs on it and
1872
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:32,120
like the the riffs on there are
mature because it's like their
1873
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:35,240
third or fourth album.
I'm going to get crucified for
1874
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:38,160
not knowing which one it is.
But they were far enough into
1875
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:42,880
their career where Jimmy was
dude, Jimmy was rolling.
1876
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:50,040
You go listen to like the Rover
wearing and tearing those riffs
1877
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,680
are you can't, you can't stop
them, man.
1878
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:57,440
To this day, I listen to that
album and I hear new things all
1879
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:00,080
the time.
So I guess that's why.
1880
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:02,880
More than anything, because I
learn from it every time I hear.
1881
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,280
And that's the beautiful thing
about music, right?
1882
01:29:08,480 --> 01:29:10,560
You hear something and one time
you listen to it, and then you
1883
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,920
listen to it 738 times later and
like on the 709 times.
1884
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,120
Holy shit, there's a riff there
that I never heard before.
1885
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,280
Like there's.
There's this band that Chris and
1886
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:22,320
I both share a passion for
called Alter Bridge.
1887
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,360
And there's this song The End Is
Here, which, you know, I've
1888
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,040
listened to it 1000 times.
And that's.
1889
01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,920
A great song and.
Then eventually he discovered
1890
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,680
there's this riff, right?
And there's this riff, this is
1891
01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,000
harmonic that Mark Carbanzi hits
at the four minute 29 second,
1892
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,520
that song.
And it's just it's it's been
1893
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:42,240
there the the entire time the
song's been out.
1894
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:46,280
But it just sometimes you don't
hear it until one moment.
1895
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,800
Magical moment.
It's like, holy shit, that's
1896
01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,680
brilliant.
This is fucking brilliant.
1897
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,360
I love things like that.
That's the beauty of music, man.
1898
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:59,600
You can listen to the same song
over and over again and it means
1899
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,800
something different depending on
where you're at in your life.
1900
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,880
Something we listened to 20
years ago is going to have a
1901
01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:08,120
different impact on us now
because our life is different.
1902
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:12,120
It has changed and it's evolved.
So I I love your list.
1903
01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:13,440
It's a great list, man.
Nice job.
1904
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,320
Nice.
Job.
1905
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:18,720
Thank you.
I was actually nervous to bring
1906
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:22,360
that to Chris's attention
because the top 11 list is that
1907
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:25,920
it's Chris's baby and I just
thought that he would enjoy that
1908
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:30,240
because it had to do with music.
So I pondered on it for a couple
1909
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:33,560
days and I thought the worst
thing he can say is no right and
1910
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:36,760
he rarely says no so.
I don't.
1911
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,840
I don't think.
I don't think Chris would never
1912
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,160
say no.
I don't even.
1913
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,160
It comes down to to what you
guys do.
1914
01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,640
I don't think he's ever say no.
He loves, he loves as much as
1915
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:48,040
you do, I think.
Well, if you said if he said no,
1916
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,480
he would have a reason behind
it.
1917
01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:53,120
That's why I respect him.
No one here's why.
1918
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:56,320
And I would probably have to
say, oh fuck, I didn't, I didn't
1919
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:57,360
think about that.
You know, that's.
1920
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,320
Fucking fantastic.
All right, so this is the
1921
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,680
Christian.
Make sure I'm filling in for
1922
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:05,440
Chris.
I'm Dave.
1923
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,840
Dave, it's been a pleasure
having you here today, brother
1924
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,440
Wrap.
This fucker up and and we'll
1925
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,960
get, you know, Mike, it's been a
pleasure sitting in for that
1926
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,280
that bald motherfucker.
You know, I hope I did him
1927
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:17,320
justice.
You know you.
1928
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,840
Did a fantastic job.
I hope he gets to feeling
1929
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:24,320
better.
I'm sure he will.
1930
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:26,520
You know he's his wife's going
home soon.
1931
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,480
I'm, she's going to walk in the
house about who the fuck are
1932
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:30,120
you?
And I'm like, I'm Dave, I'm from
1933
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,320
Ireland, remember and.
Then.
1934
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:32,800
Don't call the police.
You.
1935
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:36,280
Know, you know, Yeah, she
doesn't.
1936
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:38,960
She doesn't much like Chris's
friends that that, you know,
1937
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,920
kind of have goofy faces, if you
know what I mean.
1938
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:44,960
I don't blame her.
It's the best.
1939
01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:49,000
It's it's, it's it's it's the
best way to deal with your
1940
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:53,880
different personalities by, you
know, just being you who you are
1941
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,760
at different times with
different people, if that makes
1942
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,800
any sense.
And and with that conundrum, I'm
1943
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:02,560
going to say goodbye.
Everybody be kind to one
1944
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,320
another.
Go share our Facebook page with
1945
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:09,920
all your friends and click that
follow button on Spotify.
1946
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,240
And have a great week and thanks
for tuning in.
1947
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:15,680
We love you all.
Peace.
1948
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:56,880
None.
00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:34,200
It's.
Going to be a Sunday?
2
00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:34,880
Afternoon.
It's a day.
3
00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,120
It's a day or a night in the In
your world and what's your?
4
00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:40,560
What?
Episode is it?
5
00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,640
Craziness.
I think it's #12.
6
00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:46,720
And there's a funny thing about
wearing my masks.
7
00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,400
I always want to have an accent
going on, so it's not just me
8
00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,600
that's talking.
I don't know why that is.
9
00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,360
So who are we going to name this
guy?
10
00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,120
It's the.
Identity crisis that I suffer
11
00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,600
Let's just.
Just call him.
12
00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,000
Dave.
I like the name Dave.
13
00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,240
Hello, Dave.
OK.
14
00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,520
Dave, where are you from?
Hi, Dave.
15
00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:03,400
I had.
I had one earlier.
16
00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,600
I'm from Omaha, NE.
I have got an accent.
17
00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:12,040
For a small tackle shop, I came,
I came.
18
00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,640
Roundabouts of the other the
other mother, the motherland.
19
00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,640
Overseas, the old world, we had
the potato.
20
00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,560
Famine and that's that's that's
what I got.
21
00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,920
The chunky face because of the
potato famine all.
22
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,120
Ate with potatoes for like a
month and a half.
23
00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,800
It's coming out of my Irish.
Man it was.
24
00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,640
Crazy.
Then I have this weird
25
00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,000
deformation of my mouth because
I had to bite the tomato
26
00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,360
potatoes and it just didn't work
all the time.
27
00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,560
So it's crazy.
I'm going to go out.
28
00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,440
I'm going to go out on a limb
and say that's why you didn't
29
00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,160
move to Idaho.
That's.
30
00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,040
Why I didn't move to Idaho.
I was tired.
31
00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,080
Of the potato.
Famine.
32
00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,120
And I'm like, if I want
potatoes, I'll just throw them
33
00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,840
in my backyard and that'll be
that.
34
00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,360
You know, some people say I'm
Scottish, some people say I'm
35
00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,640
Irish.
I don't really know.
36
00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,840
I think I had a Scottish mother
and Irish father, you know, you
37
00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,440
don't really know.
It's not.
38
00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,560
There's nothing Braveheart about
me, though I must say, no makeup
39
00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,160
on this guy.
Oh shit.
40
00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,240
Killing me.
So this is the Chris and Mike
41
00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,120
show.
I'm whole.
42
00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,360
I'm standing in for Chris.
I'm the guy behind the mask.
43
00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,880
You can call me Dave.
That's Mike Michaels, the
44
00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,720
whirlwind and guitar player.
Like Ding a Ling, Ling, Ling.
45
00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,240
Ling.
That music at the beginning was
46
00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,280
him playing on the guitar.
Right.
47
00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,680
Jam on, Jam on, Jam on.
Oh, look at the fireworks behind
48
00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,040
you.
Oh yeah, that's spectacular.
49
00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,680
Spectacular.
I'm impressed with that.
50
00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,320
I'm impressed with that, Mister
Michaels.
51
00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,720
I have to say, he might.
Have noticed during the show
52
00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,840
every time I puff I'm going to
puff my cigar and and the
53
00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,800
beautiful thing is I know how to
talk with it in my mouth, the
54
00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,440
whole team.
So you can't really, really
55
00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,920
understand why the cigar doesn't
move.
56
00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,200
That's a guy who's seriously
cigars.
57
00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,080
Jam straight to him.
Man.
58
00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,000
The wife doesn't like the
cigars, though.
59
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,240
She just kicked me out of my
office.
60
00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,840
I'm in the laundry room.
I'm in the living room now.
61
00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,000
Do.
You like the?
62
00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:11,760
Smell in the stench of the
stobies.
63
00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,240
We noticed you had a new
location there, or at least I
64
00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,480
noticed.
You had a new location.
65
00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,760
A new location, yes.
Our our regular.
66
00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,480
Back so you can see the the the
motherland in America.
67
00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,360
Our regular listeners will for
surely notice that you have a
68
00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,840
new background.
Right.
69
00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,280
And then they'll be like, what
the fuck happened to Chris's
70
00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,160
face?
I'm not Chris.
71
00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,920
I'm sorry.
What was this Dave guy?
72
00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,560
Where's Chris at?
We don't know.
73
00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,400
Chris is under the weather, so
Dave is filling in, yes.
74
00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,760
Right.
The show must go on.
75
00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,840
Come.
Down with the.
76
00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240
Flew.
Yeah, the damn flew.
77
00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,600
The show must do.
But the show must go on, so I
78
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:56,160
recruited Dave.
It's a Bitch, which is an odd
79
00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,200
name for.
Us David's here.
80
00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,200
Dave is ready.
Is it not?
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Team with red, white and blue.
Well, I would tell you my real
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name, but I'd have to kill you
because I'm wanted in 17
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countries for misgivings of
different things I've done when
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I was trying to dominate the
world over there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have a real Life Fugitive on
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the podcast.
Yeah, well, I'm not a fugitive
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because I got away with it all.
The statue of limitations has
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run out.
It has run out.
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And it is.
It is statue, not, not statue.
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Seinfeld cleared this up for us,
right?
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If you remember that episode, it
is not a statue of limitations
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I.
Remember.
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I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that Jerry
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dude.
He wasn't very funny, but the
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people around him were
hilarious.
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Agreed that Kramer.
I love the Kramer.
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I have a picture of the Kramer
somewhere.
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Have you ever seen the Kramer
Kramer guitar?
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I've seen a Kramer guitar, but
this is a Kramer Kramer guitar.
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There is a Kramer Kramer guitar.
Played all the different guitars
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with bodies.
Wow.
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That's.
Impressive.
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I got a picture of it on my
phone somewhere.
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I'll have to drudge it up one of
these days.
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Post it on the Facebook.
Outstanding.
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So, so, I know, I know, Chris
isn't here, but it was all about
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football this with this past
weekend.
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So should we?
Should we?
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Should we touch on football?
Today it is all about football
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right now and yes, we can
absolutely touch on football,
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Dave, I don't know how much you
know about football over there
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in the it's the Scottish
country.
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Well, the beautiful thing about
the National Football League,
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they've been playing overseas
for years now, so you can kind
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of jump on and watch some games.
But obviously I'm here in the
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States now, so you know, I, I,
there's a shitty ass team here
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in Arizona called the Cardinals.
They're just crap.
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They absolutely suck ass.
I don't know why anybody would
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follow them.
They're like, I've gone to games
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with like, see the Steelers
right here and the Steelers pack
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the place, man.
It's like yellow and gold.
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Well, that's the same color.
Gold and black or yellow and
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black, whatever their fucking
colors are.
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But.
The Yellow stadium.
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Was filled with them and you had
these and you had these little
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dots of red.
It's and then.
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And then when the Steelers did
something fantastic, everybody
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erupted.
And when the Cardinals did
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something fantastic, you hear
all seven people cheer.
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Was that you and your friends?
Just pathetic, man.
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I don't get it.
No, because we went there as
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Steeler fans, man.
We don't like the Cardinals.
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They're stupid.
They suck.
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The ownership's lame.
That's why we kicked them out of
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the midway.
They charge you.
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They charge the athletes for
towels, right?
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They charge the athletes for
towels, man.
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So if you have a towel.
If you take a.
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Shower after the game, you got
to pay for a towel, which I, you
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know, I don't know how messed up
that is, but if you don't buy
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the towel, then you're walking
around naked, which makes the
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interviews.
Extremely awkward, especially
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for the short little white women
standing next to the, you know,
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8 foot tall 3. £150 offensive
lineman.
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That.
Has.
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A tripod by leaning forward, if
you know what I mean, Michael.
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Like their genitalia is in line
with their head, yes.
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Correct.
Yes, America, that was.
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That was the.
I know you're a big better I
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know you're.
No, that was a funny Joe Rogan
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bit when he was talking about
that all people are not equal.
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He said he had Shaq on Fear
Factor and he said I came up to
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Shaq's Dick.
So all all men are not created
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equal because my head was in
line with his Dick and I look
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like his little brother and if
Shaq wanted to squash me, he
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most certainly could.
So all people are definitely not
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created equal as far as physical
attributes go.
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So Joe Rogan's either that small
or Shaquille O'Neal is that
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tall.
Shaquille O'Neal is that tall
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and that big of a human being.
Well, I.
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Told you, I just met that guy
that played for the Detroit
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Lions for whatever, eight years.
That dude was like, right?
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Right.
Standing next to him, he didn't
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even look.
Human man, it's it's hard to
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believe that a human being can
get that big.
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His his arms were bigger than my
thighs and that I'm not
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exaggerating at all.
He was just a massive human
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being.
Oh, I.
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Believe you.
Just mass.
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I've never seen somebody that
big.
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I watch him on TV and you know,
they look big, but standing next
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to him you're like, Oh my God,
this guy could smash me into a
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million pieces on TV.
On TV, they don't look that big
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because they're surrounded by
people of the same size.
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So you all think they're like 6
feet tall?
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Until you see.
After the game, there's a game
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on this weekend, I think with
the Josh, the Bills game Josh
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and was being interviewed after
the game was over by this woman
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who literally she was staring up
at his nostrils the entire time.
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There was such a size
difference.
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Yeah, he's like 6 foot 6.
Right.
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To put it on TV, on the telly,
you don't realize that.
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You just think, oh, that's a
normal Joe Blow.
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They're playing football and
that guy's going to go tackle
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him.
They're the same height.
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It's it's, you know, it's a
conundrum.
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It's a conundrum, it.
Is hard to tell.
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So let's talk about football,
you gambling bastard.
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How much money did you lose this
weekend?
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I did not lose any money at all.
I actually won, but I could have
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won a lot more.
I was smart enough.
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I'm not sure why, but the
gambling public, Las Vegas.
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Whoever decides the initial line
decided that the Cleveland
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Browns were a favorite over the
Texans.
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And if you have been watching
football at all this year, you
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know that CJ Stroud is a stud.
And I could not believe that
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they were giving you plus money.
Meaning that the Texans were an
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underdog at home against, of all
people, the Cleveland Browns
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with 39 year old Joe Flacco.
I like Joe Flacco, but he's 39
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years old.
He just learned that system and
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you're going to beat a young
stud that just won the Heisman
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Trophy and came into the NFL
guns blazing, which a lot of, I
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don't know.
Did he win the Heisman Trophy?
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Am I talking out my ass there?
I don't know.
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I don't follow college football
because there's there's no money
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in it.
There's just a little bit of
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quality little crybaby.
She want to go to the NFL and
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get Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no.
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You watch.
That you?
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Got to follow it now because
there is money involved.
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They got the nil, which
basically means that the
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collegiate athlete can now have
an agent represent him.
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And right now a #1 quarterback
let like an Alabama or an
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Oregon, the big powerhouse
Division One school is making on
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average, let's say 3 1/2 to $4
million a year.
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True story might be oh, that's.
Fantastic.
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It's a no interest loan then.
Yes, they finally opened it up
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and admitted that they were
making billions of dollars on
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these athletes that were only
getting an education, which is,
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you know, it's a solid piece of
money for a four year Division
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One school.
But an education is hardly worth
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an injury that's kind of, you
know, derail you from the NFL or
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the NBA or wherever your
aspirations were, right?
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So I don't know if the
government got involved or the
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NCAAI didn't follow that story
that I just learned about the
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fact that the average
quarterback at a powerhouse
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Division One school is making
somewhere around 2 1/2 to four
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and a half $1,000,000 a year.
Maybe it was the, maybe it was
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the Mafia, you know, La Costa
and Ostra because they got their
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hands and everything when it
comes to gambling, you know, So
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maybe they did it.
They said, you know, we're going
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to pay these days, so then they
can clear and bet other money
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with us and we can build another
Vegas in Chicago, you know?
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From the oh the.
IRA Yeah, that's the Irish
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Republican Army.
You never know that.
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Yeah, on the motherland, you
never know.
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So we had what what games do we
have?
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Then we had we had the Texans
and the Browns and I didn't know
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that the Texans were not
favored.
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Otherwise I would have I would
have put AC note on that fucking
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thing and.
I did.
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So, so did you win money on that
game?
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Right on.
How much did you win?
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$257 Well.
Donna, what'd you bet?
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What'd you lay down?
Well, OK.
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So I won my original 100 back
plus $157.
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So I was either going to lose
$100 or I was going to win.
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Good for you, Michael.
Oh, yeah, right, so.
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For the that's.
Fan That's fantastic.
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So you got yourself a burrito
then?
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I have not.
We'll discuss why I have not in
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a minute.
But for the the listening
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audience, I have never lost
$1.00 of my own money gambling
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on sports.
I have lost shit tons of money
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at the casino.
I'm not going to lie, not to the
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point where I went broke, but.
You need to, you need to educate
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Chris on that because Chris,
Chris doesn't gamble.
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And if, if.
You have that if you have that
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legacy behind you, you need to
get him involved because he's
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got to show up his his son, the
Marine who's been betting as of
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late and winning money hand over
fist on football.
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OK, well, we'll we'll get you
set up and we'll start you off
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small.
That's what my dad's been doing.
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You know he bets $5 dollar,
sometimes $0.50.
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He's not a big, you know, he
doesn't put a lot of money into
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it, but it makes watching the
game so much more fun, even if
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you only got 5 bucks on it,
right?
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Oh, OK, We'll take a look at it
then.
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My my average bet is somewhere
between 10 and 25.
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Hour Texans.
Yes, then we had, but you put a.
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100 on the Texan game because
you saw an opportunity to make a
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bank.
It.
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Was a gift.
It just was a gift.
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Some things are just staring you
in the face and they're like it
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was a it.
Was a gift.
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It was Merry Christmas.
Merry, Merry late Christmas.
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Yes, exactly.
It was my merry.
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Late Christmas Merry.
Late Christmas gift.
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Nice.
So then we had the disaster of
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Green Bay and fucking Dallas.
What happened there?
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I don't know if that was so much
of A disastrous more of a just a
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a coming home party for Dallas
fans realizing that they're
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still one and done.
So I believe Mike McCarthy is
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going to get his ass fired
because Jerry Jones wasn't
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happy.
Listen, man, he's out.
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I think I know what's scary.
How?
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Can you play that good all year?
I know they sucked on the road.
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They have some weird thing about
They can't play on grass and
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they can't play away from AT&T
Stadium, but for Christ's sake,
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they were 16 and O going back to
last season, they had not been
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beat at home, right?
How do you be that unprepared
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and play that fucking bad?
It.
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I hate to say anything's a
conspiracy and that things are
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fixed, but Jesus Christ, man, it
was almost glaring.
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I just don't.
I don't want to think that.
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Come on.
I think it, I think it's I think
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it's the fact that the Cowboys
sucking the pro season, they're
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the coach doesn't prepare you
properly like the Steelers game.
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They weren't prepared to play.
Tomlin did a shitty job
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preparing that team to show up
and play the game.
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They were missed tackling.
They weren't wrapping up.
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They're trying to arm tackle.
They're half assing all the way
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up and down the field regardless
of the side of the ball they
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were on.
The Eagles did the same thing.
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They just they weren't taking
the right angles when they're
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pursuing the the offensive
player that was running down the
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field scoring touchdown after
touchdown.
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They were arm tackling or trying
to the the running backs and
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receivers were bouncing off
them.
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There was. 1.
Point in one of those games
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where the receivers had 65 yards
after the initial contact was
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made, which just tells you
they're doing a shit poor job.
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Doing.
What they're paid to do fucking
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tackle the man.
They don't care what you got to
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do.
Fucking back in the day.
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Dick buckets.
Yes, I've watched Dick buckets
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on the YouTube.
We'll just throw out his fucking
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arm and knock the guy over.
You can't do that anymore,
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obviously, but that was an arm
tackle.
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That was more like a running
into a bridge.
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And you're just fucking.
Down.
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So there's no real, there's no
real reason why any of these
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games defensively would have,
should have come out to be shit
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play.
Because these guys are
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professionals.
This is what they do for a
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living.
You have one job on defense,
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tackle.
That's it.
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Just tackle the motherfucker
with the ball.
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It's not that hard.
And then you have the offensive
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players.
What's your job to do?
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The quarterback throws the ball,
you catch it.
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It's not rocket science.
You're not a 40 year old on my
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on Chris's flag football team
where you don't expected to
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catch the ball because you're
only 40 years old.
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But my God, man, there were some
players on these teams that were
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so wide open.
Chris could have drove his truck
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up and down the sideline and the
ball would have just been
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bounced into his truck bed and
he drove into the end zone.
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He's fucking asinine how bad
these guys were.
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Just saying it.
Was terrible.
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Preparation 99 Percent, 99% of
barbecuing, right?
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99% of barbecuing is
inspiration. 1% is preparation.
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You flip that with football. 99%
is inspiration is preparation.
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1% is inspiration, right?
Did you see how I put barbecuing
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and football together right
there, that?
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Was brilliant.
Brilliant, right?
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It.
Was brilliant.
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I think it's brilliant that we
use the same word.
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We had hot dogs on the grill
last night.
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Delicious.
We.
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Use the same words.
You know why?
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Because we're we're wordy
people.
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We use we're.
In tune, We're in tune.
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We are in tune.
Oh, that's a good musical
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reference.
In tune.
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What was the next game they
played?
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We talked about the brands and
the Texans.
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We talked about the Cowboys and
the Packers, The cheese heads.
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What else we got?
The Chiefs with the broken
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helmet.
Wasn't that crazy?
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The Chiefs.
Here's the thing, man.
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Helmets break all the fucking
time.
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You know why it was a big story?
Because Patrick Mahomes is
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everybody's little Mary.
Go to Oh, what's wrong with
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Patrick?
Oh, let me get a.
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Little.
How we oh, get a space mass
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break.
What's going to happen?
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It doesn't fucking matter, man.
Every football player, every
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single fucking game of helmet
breaks.
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But you know, they don't show.
Why?
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Because it's not Patrick
Mahomes.
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Everybody else who doesn't give
a shit about what their helmet
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is.
Why do you think they have
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multiple helmets, man?
Can I go out on a limb and say
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that you're not a Patrick
Mahomes fan?
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Dave Go.
I like Patrick Mahomes, but I
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think the focus on on his
quarterbacks is fucking
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ridiculous, man.
Like, you're not because your
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helmet cracks doesn't mean the
world's got to stop.
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And let's focus and zoom in on
that shit like Kelsey Kelsey
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diddling that Taylor Swift chick
who gives a rat's ass, man who
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he's diddling.
It's his own business.
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But to show her every freaking
game?
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That's just stupid.
Now, granted, it's opened up a
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whole new generation of fans
like they're called Swifties
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That like football now, which,
you know, kudos to her for doing
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that.
But Patrick Mahomes is not a
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God.
He's a football player, and if
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he retires tomorrow, nobody's
going to miss him in a year.
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Travis Kelsey is a hell of a
football player, hell of a tight
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end.
But guess what?
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This was the first year he had
less than 1000 yards receiving.
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Hmm.
Why do you think that is?
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Could it be?
Swifty.
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That's not real hard to figure
out, yeah.
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No, it's Swifty.
Swifty.
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Got in his pants and he's
slowing down?
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Sure.
Sure.
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It happens.
I'd make the sacrifice if I had
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to.
Yeah.
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You.
Know that happens.
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Now he's got the woman and he's
got the money.
404
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,920
You know, what are you going to
do?
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You know?
Well, he always had the money.
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There's worse.
Problems than he.
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Doesn't have the woman yet
because there's not a thing on
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us.
Yeah, there's not a ring on her
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finger yet, so I don't know how
much she has the woman, you
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know?
And.
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It's a, you know, it's a
football season romance, so once
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the football season's over then
they're going to be attached to
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each other's hip 24/7 and that's
when everything's going to go
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South.
I can guarantee you one thing
415
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you know.
Rock stars and football players
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and.
He will be the one, he will be
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the one signing the prenuptial
agreement.
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Oh, absolutely.
She's worth $1,000,000.
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She's And we talked that or you
and Chris talked last week and
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she's not even in the top 10
million sailors.
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You know, she just sells songs,
you know, but sell 10 million
422
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albums.
She's not a diamond performer by
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any means, but.
She's a billionaire billionaire.
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Billionaire because she's a
download queen.
425
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,920
Right.
We need a billionaire for sure.
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Man, we need to be download
kings.
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00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,560
We do download.
Everybody start downloading the
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00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:26,240
Chris and Mike podcast, please.
Yes, especially when Dave's here
429
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,400
as a special guest.
I mean, come on now, I didn't
430
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:32,000
get ever see this slacking young
Scottish Irishman ever again?
431
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,640
Don't think so.
Don't think you're ever going to
432
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,840
see him again on this show
because he's not even invited
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00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,680
back.
I doubt.
434
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,520
I doubt.
I doubt.
435
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,560
Well, you never know.
You know, I do like a person
436
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,040
with a good story, you know, And
Dave's got a good story.
437
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,280
Good.
Stories I may get curious about
438
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,760
Dave the.
Lions, Dave.
439
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,280
The Lions.
Yeah, Yeah.
440
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,400
Dave's not here, man.
No, it's me Dave that.
441
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,160
Cheech and Chong bit I.
Just did it.
442
00:21:58,720 --> 00:21:59,480
You.
Know it's.
443
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,160
Me.
David, no, no, Dave's not here,
444
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,560
man.
Oh, it's me, Dave.
445
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,440
Dave Dave's.
Not here.
446
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,520
It's me, Dave.
Please let me in.
447
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,080
Dave's not here, man.
Oh, that was a good one.
448
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,640
Teaching Song's reaction to
who's on first bit.
449
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And I think the.
Teaching song one's funnier.
450
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Oh, by a landslide.
We.
451
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,760
We.
Used to listen to that and just
452
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,360
fucking roll, man.
Just die laughing.
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00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,680
If you don't laugh at Cheech and
Chong, you're there's something
454
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,920
wrong with you.
There's something wrong with
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you.
I'm going to put up a little
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00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,760
ditty that Chris did with with
with Chong on on the Christian
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Mike Facebook page.
You're going to roll on your ass
458
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:48,360
laughing, right?
Yeah, Yeah.
459
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,680
So the Lions play the Detroit
Lions, where you travel to
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Detroit every few few months or
so.
461
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,720
So you kind of have a connection
with that, right?
462
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,920
I go to their state, yes.
I don't go anywhere near
463
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,840
Detroit, but that's a long ways
away.
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00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,320
That's.
Right.
465
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,360
Oh, no, But that's what I'm
saying.
466
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,120
You go to Michigan and Detroit's
in Michigan.
467
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,400
Last time I checked on the map,
I had a map the other day and I
468
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,920
was like, oh, where is the state
at?
469
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,280
And there it is.
Because, you know, being from
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overseas, I'm terrible with
American geography, like, well.
471
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,240
I'm Canada.
Went the whole way from Florida.
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I'm a big fan of their flowers.
I thought it.
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Just was over in New York, all
right.
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00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:26,080
Michigan flowers, the roses and
the petals and and all that kind
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of fun stuff.
I'm standing, yes.
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They have, they have beautiful
flower up there so.
477
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,240
They won.
And every right.
478
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,720
And everybody's excited because
they won.
479
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,400
And I'm saying like, look, man,
it's just one fucking game.
480
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,640
He didn't win anything yet.
Yeah.
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00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,240
Do you have a golf?
Won a playoff game?
482
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,200
We're, you know, we're pulling.
First time in 30 years, but it's
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one game I.
Know.
484
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,520
Agreed, agreed.
But it's one game, man.
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00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,920
I.
Know, but we love them.
486
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It's one.
Game.
487
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,240
I.
Like, if anybody's going to win,
488
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,520
I hope it's the Lions.
Fuck the bling.
489
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,160
Fuck.
Them Fudge Packers.
490
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
I think the 49ers are going to
take the whole thing,
491
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,640
unfortunately.
But but, but I agree with you.
492
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,720
I think that Lions need to get
to the get to the division of
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00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,360
championship game to to show
their worth and their value.
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00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,960
But I don't.
I don't think they can get past
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00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,240
the 49ers, man.
That team's just fucking loaded
496
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,920
and stacked.
I got.
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00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,440
Powerhouse everywhere you look
on that team, it's matchups are
498
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,240
insane, honestly.
I got no problem with the 49ers
499
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160
winning at all.
I I like Brock Purdy.
500
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:27,160
I like Christian McCaffrey.
I think they're good for the
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00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,440
game, right?
They don't really have any.
502
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,800
I mean, you might call Debo A
prima Donna a little bit, but he
503
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,720
really doesn't, not to the
degree a lot of them do.
504
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,160
I just think that's a solid
team.
505
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,040
I agree with you, man.
They're going to be a really
506
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,880
tough team to beat.
But the Packers just went in and
507
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,040
rolled over the Cowboys, who had
been scoring, what, an average
508
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,600
of 30 some points a game at home
and just made them look stupid.
509
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,600
So hopefully San Francisco
doesn't underestimate their
510
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,000
opponent, is all I'm going to
say.
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00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,360
Jordan loves.
No joke, he's a good
512
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,960
quarterback.
I don't think, yeah, I don't
513
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,760
think they will Their their,
their coach is a, is a, is a
514
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,680
legacy coach.
He's from a Shanahan family, you
515
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,640
know.
I don't think.
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00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,600
He's going to not prepare his
team to play and show up and
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00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,280
execute.
Could I agree with?
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00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:14,920
You That's the one thing that
he's done very well, you know,
519
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,480
You know, because he's Irish
Shanahan, you know he's an
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00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,960
Irishman and so he's prepared
his team and all the Eagles are
521
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,800
left out in the parking lot, you
know, because they all have the
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00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,840
game the same common goal in
mind and that's winning the
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00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,560
whole damn thing.
It's kind of like when the
524
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,800
Giants shocked the world and
trounced the Patriots in the in
525
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,800
the helmet Catch Super Bowl.
Right.
526
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,120
And Patriots were 18 and one
instead of going 19 and old.
527
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,640
That team was prepared man.
They were coughing prepared them
528
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,360
They already go in their fight.
They had nothing to lose, and
529
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,600
the Niners have nothing to lose
but prove themselves.
530
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,520
Curtis's got that brick on her
shoulder because he's like
531
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,720
nobody gives me the respect.
Like he's not going to be MVP
532
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,400
because they don't get the
respect.
533
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,400
But you can't give it to DAC now
because DAC laid a big old
534
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,920
fucking egg this weekend.
Lamar Jackson is going to be
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00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:05,000
he's going to determine what he
does this next week and if he if
536
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,040
he loses that game, how can he
give it to Brock?
537
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,760
How can he give it to Lamar
Jackson?
538
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,000
Say, I'm a big believer.
All the accolades in the awards
539
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,240
for the season must come after
the Super Bowl is completed.
540
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,480
Because if if if you have the
stats in the regular season and
541
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,400
you propel that through the post
season and then you win a big
542
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,320
game and you're one of those
elite players, that's in that
543
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,560
discussion of MVP, Offensive
defensive entire league MVP.
544
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,080
If.
You're in the show and you win
545
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,160
the whole damn thing.
That should take you up another
546
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,400
level, and that should be how
you're chosen, not because of
547
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,440
your regular season shit,
because who cares?
548
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,880
It doesn't mean a thing, what
you're doing the regular season.
549
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,440
Ask Peyton Manning.
He'd rather have 5 Super Bowl
550
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,640
rings and all the regular season
things because who gives a shit?
551
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,680
Eli would play just because he
wanted to get a ring.
552
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,160
He could give a fuck about
stats.
553
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,440
That's why.
He couldn't care about his
554
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,360
turnovers and and all that
nonsense.
555
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,280
He just wanted to win, that's
all.
556
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,760
And when he beat his brother at
the Pro Bowl last year, AFC
557
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,440
versus NFC, he just rubs him in
his face every time you watch
558
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,560
them on the Peyton Manning Eli
broadcast.
559
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,720
Man, it just Jags and Jags.
And Jags.
560
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,360
Rightfully so.
He's a better quarterback than
561
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,680
Peyton when it comes to the his
his, his strength and his
562
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,480
stamina.
The guy never missed a game.
563
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,840
Except for that fuck Ben McAdoo,
who sat him down one day.
564
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,880
And.
Missed one game his entire
565
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,960
career?
That's unheard of in football.
566
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,080
Think about that.
Playing the entire career except
567
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,840
for one game, he started every
single game.
568
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,000
It's rare.
It's very rare.
569
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,120
I think Travis Kelsey's brother
did that, but other than that
570
00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,680
it's it's hard to come across
somebody who's played every
571
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,680
single down of their football
career in the poyos.
572
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,320
The NFL?
Kudos to Eli.
573
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,840
Manning.
Fuck Ben McAdoo.
574
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,080
It's.
Brutal.
575
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,120
It is absolutely brutal.
Screw.
576
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:53,280
You, Ben McAdoo.
Right.
577
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,440
I wonder what?
He's doing now, probably working
578
00:27:55,440 --> 00:28:03,680
at 7-11, fixing slushy machines.
Yeah, we got.
579
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,080
For football, did you vote
Lions?
580
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,560
Did.
Did some kick some ass?
581
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,960
That was a great game.
That was a great game.
582
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,160
Absolutely.
I enjoyed watching that one.
583
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,600
The one that I did not see was
the Bucks destroy the Eagles
584
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,680
because I was sound asleep on
the couch and I would have taken
585
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,840
the Bucks in that game and I
would have won some more money
586
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,880
because I knew the Eagles were
skidding.
587
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,560
I did not anticipate the Cowboys
skidding at home like that, but
588
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,600
it was obvious that the Bucks
were going to win that game from
589
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,000
the get go.
I don't care who we are.
590
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,680
Something happened to the
Eagles.
591
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,200
Fucking boring, right?
And you know, they're.
592
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,680
Having player meetings?
That tells you right there.
593
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,080
Leadership fucked up.
Exactly.
594
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,520
Because the only thing that I
can relate it to is being in a
595
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,240
band and playing, and if there's
a personality conflict going on
596
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,920
and you're going on on stage,
that's usually not going to be
597
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,760
your best gig, right?
So it made me think that the
598
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,400
same kind of thing could have
been happening with the Cowboys
599
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,640
the other night, and that it
looked like Dak and CD Lamb were
600
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:10,000
not having a good time at all.
And it's pretty evident when you
601
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,560
go see a rock band that is not
having fun and they're just
602
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,880
going through the motions.
The music doesn't sound that
603
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,000
great because you're not putting
your heart into it, right?
604
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,960
You know your soul's missing.
Agreed.
605
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,000
Agreed.
So I think the Philadelphia
606
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,520
Eagles we're.
Not on the same page, fell.
607
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:31,240
Into the same bad trap in that
there must have been some big
608
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,200
egos and they were colliding, so
to speak.
609
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,680
I just, I think, I think the.
I think the coach just dropped
610
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,360
the ball because they were 10
and O and then they went, you
611
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,560
know what?
What was it lost five of the
612
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,040
last six, So 10 and 10 and one
and lost it just.
613
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,440
You.
Don't start out that hot and
614
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,760
then lay such a big freaking
egg.
615
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,920
And that game last night was so
boring that the the the Eagles
616
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:04,680
in the box, man.
Just such a boring, boring game.
617
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,840
And the score does not reflect
the enjoyment of sitting through
618
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,400
that.
I actually fell asleep watching.
619
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,120
I know Chris fell asleep too.
I'm over here visiting, you
620
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,840
know, And I was on that couch
and he was on the other couch
621
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,160
and it just was that boring, you
know?
622
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,160
Woke up all of a sudden it was
35 to 9.
623
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,000
It's like, what the fuck
happened, you know?
624
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,680
But just, you know, And the
Cowboys game was a blowout,
625
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,360
which wasn't very enjoyable
being a blowout, but it was
626
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,360
enjoyable for everybody who
hates the Cowboys.
627
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,760
And let's face it, for every
million cowboy fans that are,
628
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,680
there's a million cowboy fans
that are not.
629
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,680
So you have a million love you
and a million hate you.
630
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,960
So it's kind of like the Trump
and and and and Biden election,
631
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,400
right?
There's 81 people who voted for
632
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,080
Biden.
Where the fuck are they now?
633
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,840
They're nowhere.
So it's like the 81 people that
634
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:51,400
81 million people like the like
the the Cowboys, where are they?
635
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,200
You know when they get their
asses kicked?
636
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,480
Nowhere, man.
They're quiet.
637
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,760
But I'm only.
Going to shove.
638
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,360
It down your throats.
I'm only going to change one set
639
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,640
of your numbers.
There's one person that voted
640
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,640
for Joe Biden and there's 80
people that voted against Donald
641
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,040
Trump.
So that's how those numbers got
642
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000
to be 80 million.
I'm just saying, for every one
643
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
person that voted for Joe Biden,
there was 80 that voted against
644
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,800
Donald Trump because we were
tired of his fucking mouth.
645
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,920
Yeah, I.
Just got to keep his mouth shut.
646
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,360
I'd be a great president.
I wouldn't tweet at all.
647
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,080
I wouldn't even show up.
You'd be a great president.
648
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,480
Could make people laugh.
He doesn't make people laugh.
649
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,680
His jokes aren't funny.
Oh, right.
650
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,000
You know, that's his biggest
problem is he's not a comedian
651
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,840
Life's.
Too short?
652
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,240
No, he's not.
And if you really do your
653
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,320
research, Robin Williams.
Would have been a good
654
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,680
president.
If you really do your research,
655
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,080
he wasn't, you know, everybody
kept making the argument we need
656
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,960
a businessman.
We need a good businessman.
657
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,560
He's not a good businessman
either.
658
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,720
It's like, right?
It's the same reason you don't
659
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,160
want Hillary Clinton to be the
first woman president, because
660
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,960
she's a fucking evil bitch.
She is.
661
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,200
Right.
She's very much so.
662
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,040
Warren Buffett.
Warren.
663
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,560
Buffett called Donald Trump off
Epstein.
664
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,960
'S Island.
He did visit.
665
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:11,240
Well, Bill Clinton did, too.
Trump's on that list.
666
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,040
No, no, he's.
Got to be on that list.
667
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,160
I haven't seen his name on the
list.
668
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,400
I don't know.
There's no evidence so far
669
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,600
showing it to everybody else,
and their mother and brother and
670
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,160
sister and cousin, aunt and
uncle been there.
671
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,440
You know.
He's still a male.
672
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,800
Show what?
Did Buffett, Buffett say we
673
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,360
don't want to?
We don't.
674
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,880
We don't want to make our show
politics.
675
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,000
But what did one Buffett say
about about Trump?
676
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,800
I miss that because I don't
watch the news.
677
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,120
This is my news, man, Sitting
here with you chatting.
678
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,600
Oh, this Christy.
This show, that's my news, man.
679
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,720
OK.
So let me put out a public
680
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,240
service announcement.
If you're getting your news from
681
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,160
me or Dave or Chris, you're in
big trouble.
682
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,000
But I will tell you the truth as
I know it.
683
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,480
And the truth as I know it is
that Warren Buffett said that if
684
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:57,760
he would have just taken that
100 million or 200 million that
685
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,960
daddy gave him, he's not a
self-made man.
686
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,040
His dad just basically set him
up.
687
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,880
I.
Know that if.
688
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,400
He would have just taken well,
he claims to be a self-made man.
689
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,360
So if he would have just taken
that 100 or 200 million and put
690
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,000
it in simple index funds, he
would be worth like 18, 1/2 or
691
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,800
$19 billion.
Like he brags about being worth
692
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,040
4 or $5 billion.
He'd be worth like five times
693
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,720
that if he would have just set
his money in simple index funds
694
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,360
and let it sit.
So Warren Buffett was saying
695
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,080
he's.
Not a very good financial.
696
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,640
Guy Either.
So people that don't understand
697
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,440
what is an index?
It is a group of a bunch of
698
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,720
companies, and you own little
tiny pieces of like hundreds or
699
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920
thousands.
You can choose how many are
700
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,400
inside that index fund.
But usually there's thousands of
701
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,960
companies, you know, like
Caterpillar and United
702
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,800
Healthcare and Exxon and Shell
and all your big companies.
703
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,320
And then you own little tiny
pieces of those companies.
704
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,600
And as those stocks go up and
down and dividends pay out, you
705
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,320
get paid just like if you own
the actual full stock itself.
706
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,520
OK, so you can think of index
funds.
707
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,239
Oh.
That's fantastic.
708
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,480
Mutual funds are kind of the
same family.
709
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:19,120
If he would have just done that,
he would be worth like four
710
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,960
times what he's worth right now,
was Warren Buffett's point.
711
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,880
Gotcha.
And he wouldn't be a president
712
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,400
because it wouldn't matter,
because he'd have all the money
713
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,679
in the world.
Well, he probably still want
714
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,159
would have wanted to be
president because part of the
715
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:39,239
reason I don't like him is that
he's a bully and I don't like
716
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,360
bullies.
And he keeps touting how great
717
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:45,239
he is at things.
And if you're already the best,
718
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,239
how can you ever get better,
right.
719
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,639
I strive every day to be a
better man.
720
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,560
Like he he already thinks he's
the best this.
721
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,880
Is true, yes.
So that irritates me.
722
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,040
You're straight.
To it.
723
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,120
Things like that irritate me,
you know?
724
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,760
You don't think you you.
Got to grow every day, right?
725
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,560
You got to.
Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
726
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,080
My mom told me a simple
statement a long time ago stuck
727
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:12,040
with me, and it was, you know,
you don't know everything.
728
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,560
And what fun would it be if you
did?
729
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,600
And her point was, there'd be
nothing left to learn, right?
730
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,640
If you were sitting here and you
knew everything about everything
731
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,720
ever, I'm not sure that would be
so much fun.
732
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,640
So I try not to.
It'd be a very lonely.
733
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Existence.
Because if you knew everything
734
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,000
about to everything, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
735
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,720
Good.
To see the mommy man sounds like
736
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,320
a good sad.
She sounds like a good, solid
737
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,920
woman.
Her Your mother there.
738
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:42,960
She's.
Amazing.
739
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,000
You know, good for you.
What's her name?
740
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,320
What's your mama's name?
Her.
741
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:46,880
Name is.
What's your?
742
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,400
Mama's name?
I've never met her.
743
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,920
Yes, you have.
Hello, Kay?
744
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,080
Oh, Dave says.
Hey, Dave.
745
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,800
'S Never met Kay.
Dave's never Met Your Mother.
746
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,400
That's true.
I'd stand correct.
747
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,600
Hello.
Kay, how are you?
748
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,000
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
749
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:04,120
There's a final lab there, Kay.
Kudos.
750
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Yeah, kudos, I'm sure.
She let's.
751
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Go back to football, Michael.
I got the Lions game.
752
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,440
That was a good game.
Who'd they play?
753
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,000
I forgot.
I forgot who they played.
754
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,560
I forgot who the Lions played.
Who the Lions they.
755
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,640
Played the Lions they.
Played the Rams.
756
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,760
My friend Los Angeles Rams.
That's.
757
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,640
Right.
That's right.
758
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,160
And that's the funny.
That was The funny thing about
759
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,600
that there.
That was the quarterback.
760
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,640
Swatch a rule.
You know, the Stafford went to
761
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,760
LA and golf went to Detroit and
Stafford won a Super Bowl and
762
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,800
golf hasn't won one yet.
And everybody's like, oh,
763
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:41,040
Detroit, you know, these golf's
not good enough for Detroit and
764
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,520
they just, they threw him away
and vice versa.
765
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,720
Well, you know what?
If you recall in football
766
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,480
history, the Raiders won the
Super Bowl without John Gruden,
767
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,320
and the Bucs won the Super Bowl
without Tony Dungy.
768
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,480
Right?
The Gruden went to Tampa and won
769
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,640
the Super Bowl with Dungy's
team, not Gridding's team,
770
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,120
because everybody on that team
was the people that Donji had
771
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,840
drafted and brought up.
Then Dungy retired, right?
772
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,760
And then Gridden won the Super
Bowl with Donji's team.
773
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,480
Is it really the team or is it
the player?
774
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,160
Or is it the whole is the whole
nutshell thing?
775
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,640
It's the whole potato, Or did
you have sweet potatoes?
776
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,440
Or did you have a gratin
potatoes?
777
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,480
Or did you just smash them?
You know they just smash the
778
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,320
potatoes.
You start from scratch.
779
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,760
Add some butter and bacon.
I don't know, I don't know, but
780
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,600
I don't think you can hang it.
Golf wasn't successful in LA.
781
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,480
He needed a change of venue.
Stafford wasn't successful in
782
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,080
Detroit.
He needed a change of venue
783
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,920
because it just what happened.
The change of venue helped
784
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,400
Stafford quicker.
Then it's helped golf.
785
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,040
But I think golf is is proving
himself now.
786
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,720
He's got to do another window.
He's got to win another game to
787
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,520
show.
It's not a fluke if he can do
788
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,800
that.
And then there are there are
789
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,000
there are team to be reckoned.
With in the future, I think.
790
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,880
But you got to win one more
game, one more playoff game to
791
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,360
show that it wasn't just a
fluke.
792
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:00,720
You know what I'm saying,
Michael?
793
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,560
I do.
The only thing that I'll add to
794
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,640
that is a lot of their losses
are not his fault.
795
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,400
The defense has to show up.
If I were him, I would be all
796
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,760
over that fucking defense and
saying you guys need to lock
797
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,480
shit down because they almost
lost that game for him.
798
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,160
Again.
Detroit has a bad habit of
799
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,360
giving up points in the fourth
quarter.
800
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:24,080
I can't tell you how many games
they lost in the fourth quarter.
801
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,480
It was probably all of them.
So you can't blame golf for a
802
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,040
lot of their you.
Got to finish.
803
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,000
Stronger than you start.
Absolutely.
804
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,440
Yeah, once.
Again, you know the the music
805
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,240
reference.
You always finish with the
806
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,080
encore.
That's usually your Best Song,
807
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,400
right?
You finish strong.
808
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,760
Right, right try.
And start stronger.
809
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,440
That's.
Pleasure Smith.
810
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,880
And you open up the second song
with your right.
811
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,640
Right.
I saw Aerosmith years ago in
812
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,280
their third song and they say it
was dream on.
813
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,600
I'm like, whoa, what are they
going to do for the encore?
814
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,360
That's ball my mind, you know,
the encore sweet emotion.
815
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,680
So they made-up for it.
Yeah, the encore was sweet.
816
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,040
Emotion though.
So they made-up for it.
817
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,360
But yeah, that was spectacular.
Bringing the piano out on stage
818
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,520
and just the one spotlight like
this, like behind me right now.
819
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,040
The Halo of the gods shining
down on Dave as it sits there
820
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,400
standing in for crease at the
crease and micro.
821
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,720
See, see the lights shining down
on me.
822
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,480
It's angelic.
It's if I brought up my piano
823
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,440
and I was Steven Tyler and I
played Dream On three songs into
824
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:28,120
the 15 you know 1516 song set.
It's I'm illuminating and I'm
825
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,280
not Illuminati, but I'm just
being illuminated.
826
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:33,160
Hey, that's because your mother,
Kay, because she has such a
827
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,960
blessing on the show.
Maybe she's blessing blessing
828
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,840
Dave who's feeling of a
Christian now with the
829
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,360
illumination of the of the rays
of the heavens above.
830
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,200
So I guess in our case that
would be like if we put
831
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,920
Intervention divine #3 in the
setlist, right?
832
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,840
Yes, I remember that song.
You guys played that song.
833
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,000
Quite a bitty intervention
Divine.
834
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,080
It's fantastic song.
I.
835
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,760
Like I like.
Listening to that when you're on
836
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,520
stage, it wasn't short, it was
baldry, It was fantastic.
837
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,160
It was lyrically, it was an
adventure.
838
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:04,840
It wasn't.
It was a long.
839
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,200
What?
Whitman type poem, yes.
840
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:13,080
I love the lyrics to that song.
I agree with you, but.
841
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,600
I think it was like 11 minutes
from.
842
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,880
Galleries Hall.
It was, it was it put a strange
843
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,040
to shame.
You know that band Guns N'
844
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,720
Roses?
That song was strange, and The
845
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,000
Invasion of Iron put that that
song to shame.
846
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,360
Wipe the Floor with Guns and
Roses all day long.
847
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,240
You put those songs back-to-back
and have a face off like a death
848
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,520
match, a celebrity rock'n'roll
death match with clay clay,
849
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,080
Members of the band playing the
music with little clay guitars.
850
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,560
You know, the invention Divine,
which is precious strange, I
851
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,360
think.
But that's just that's just my
852
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,400
opinion.
It's a powerful statement
853
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,920
because I love slang Scotland.
That's a powerful.
854
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,440
It's a powerful statement, but
it's the whole thing.
855
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,160
It's not just the guitarist.
It's the whole package and it's
856
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,640
the whole package.
It's not just just slash.
857
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,800
And it's not just just Mike
Michaels.
858
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,920
And it's not just William
Richard Carr the 3rd.
859
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,520
And it's it's not just Jeff
Mckagan, you know, You know.
860
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,760
And it's not just Scott the
drummer and and and and Stephen
861
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,440
Adler who has no brain cells
left, you know, It's not just
862
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,960
actual, it's not just the Iron
Dog.
863
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,080
It's the whole package, man.
It's the whole thing, you know,
864
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,400
and and they just never went
down to the bloody trail of
865
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:28,600
heroin and and debauchery and
chaos and destruction like Guns
866
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,960
Roses did.
So therefore you know, heads on
867
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,280
mats, you know, band to band.
I think the intervention divine
868
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,480
would crush them.
But that's just my, you know,
869
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,840
opinion.
I'm I'm nobody.
870
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,200
I'm just Dave from over the over
the seas.
871
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,200
You know where the potatoes
grow.
872
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,280
Green.
Fields of Rolling Ireland, You
873
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,640
know, you know.
I'm going to go out on a limb
874
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,520
and say that I think Slash
probably would have approved of
875
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,680
Intervention Divine because he
digs cool music and that was a
876
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,560
cool song.
He.
877
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,480
Would have slash is just a big
fan of good songs.
878
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,960
I think that.
Would have been a right.
879
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,320
He's a good fan of music.
Every every musician is a fan of
880
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,600
music.
That, let's face it, that's why
881
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,040
they're musicians.
Right.
882
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,400
We are a pretty cool one steal.
From each other?
883
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,640
There's none of them, right?
There's not an original thought
884
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,320
left in the world when it comes
to music.
885
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:22,040
And you think about everybody's
stolen from everybody at one
886
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,360
point, sheep and form.
It's just the fucks that gets
887
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,200
sued for it.
You know, they have no real
888
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,080
bearing on it because everybody
stole something from somebody at
889
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,320
some point in time along the
way, whether subconsciously or
890
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,200
or, you know, consciously, it
still happens because it's it's
891
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,640
the muse, right?
It's it's it's the motivation of
892
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,160
what drives your lyrics and what
drives your guitars and your
893
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,520
drums and your beats and your
bass.
894
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,520
Everything is he's plucked from.
You'd have to not listen to any
895
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:49,000
music your entire life to write
a completely UN.
896
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,160
You.
Know Manipulated song, melody,
897
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,840
chorus, riff in your brain.
If you listen to nothing, it was
898
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,960
was be impossible.
What would your life be without
899
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,200
music?
It'd be quiet.
900
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,800
And just like the statement that
we made a minute ago about if
901
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,400
you knew everything, life
wouldn't be any fun if you
902
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:14,040
didn't have all that inspiration
from different styles of music
903
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:18,440
to draw from, it wouldn't be
very much fun to be a musician
904
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,840
either.
And it always breaks my heart
905
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,480
when I meet a person that says
they're a musician and then I
906
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,360
find out they only listen to one
style of music.
907
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,720
I'm like, dude, you got to
branch out, man.
908
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:36,360
You know the reason that I got
so many compliments on my tone,
909
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:42,040
my style, the way I phrased my
leads, The reason I got those
910
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,000
compliments is because I
developed original ideas from
911
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,600
hundreds of different types of
music, right?
912
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,080
I listen to everything.
I listen to classical, I listen
913
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:55,320
to Middle Eastern, I listen to
Indian, I listen to rock, I
914
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,080
listen to pop, I listen to
country, bluegrass, whatever,
915
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,120
man.
I don't limit myself to
916
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,040
anything.
A good song is a good song.
917
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,520
It's got a good beat or it's got
a good lick, or it's got a good
918
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,880
lyric, right?
Something in there grabbed.
919
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,680
There's a hook somewhere 3. 100%
I don't.
920
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,800
Care what kind of music it is.
It's got to be a hook.
921
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,920
There has to be a hook I.
Agree with you 100 percent,
922
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,200
100%.
It's got to be a hook and you
923
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,800
got to have the big library of
music in your head to come up
924
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,080
with things.
I.
925
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,720
I listen to.
Everything too, except for the
926
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,440
rap.
I don't like rap, never like the
927
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,080
rap.
I know Chris is the same way.
928
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,680
He likes everything but rap
music.
929
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,120
He does not really get into it.
A little bit of Eminem, he says,
930
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,160
you know, because it's it's a
chocolate candy with the with
931
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,240
the candy crunch.
He likes that.
932
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,840
But you know rap music he's just
not into, you know, but you know
933
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,520
maybe every now and then you
know commercially successful,
934
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,560
you know rap song, you know
colors.
935
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:54,440
You know colors, colors, colors,
colors.
936
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,160
When I met walking the cycle by
talking you know, but you know
937
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,240
other than that.
You.
938
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,920
Know just not into rap music at
all.
939
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,760
Like everything else, you know
country and and Blues and
940
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,000
bluegrass and pop rock and.
You.
941
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Know stadium rock, Arena rock,
you know, progressive rock,
942
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,400
Blues rock, death.
I've never gotten a death metal.
943
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,360
I don't know about Chris.
I've never gotten a death metal
944
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,920
that much, you know.
Sprinkles.
945
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,600
Just like, you know, you know
there's.
946
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,280
Certain styles of music.
Litter, you know, yeah.
947
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,440
Just just sprinkles, you know,
Little death metal, little
948
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,760
country, little bluegrass, not a
lot of those things, you know?
949
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,080
Personally, I love the way.
No.
950
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,200
No, no, no.
Yeah.
951
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,880
Yeah.
Enough to influence the way I
952
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,360
play, you know, It might just
spark an idea that I never would
953
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,240
have thought of.
Because they're playing in a
954
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,880
different time signature.
They're playing different
955
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,840
chords, they're playing
different scales.
956
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:53,120
If you just listen to rock,
you're only going to hear EA
957
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,160
Red, A minor, B minor.
You know, If you listen to
958
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,800
bluegrass, you're going to hear
A7C Augmented 9.
959
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:07,360
You're going to hear Crazy,
Mixolydian and Dorian, and music
960
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:11,000
theory is going on because it's
a more complicated kind of
961
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,480
music.
They're using a lot of different
962
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,560
chords, and rock'n'roll
traditionally uses just simple
963
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,600
chords.
You know, power chords, bar
964
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,920
chords, whatever you want to
call.
965
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,400
Them.
So if you never branched out,
966
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,640
how?
To be causing the truth, it's
967
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,640
the K control.
Yes, on SiriusXM.
968
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,560
Great show.
You got nothing.
969
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,400
Yeah, yeah, you.
Got nothing if you don't branch
970
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,440
out, if you don't expand your
musical horizons.
971
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,320
Because music is the journey you
know.
972
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,080
It takes you on a trip.
It affects your mood.
973
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,960
It can bring you down.
It can bring you up.
974
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,960
It can make you fall asleep.
It can get you energized.
975
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,280
It.
Can put you on a, on a on a
976
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,000
whole different level, you know,
just based on what you're
977
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,160
listening to and what they're
singing about and the hooks and
978
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,320
the drives.
You know, runners?
979
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,800
Love music, especially driving
music, because they can, they
980
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,120
can run faster with the driving
music, you know?
981
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,600
I love writing Driving Music Rd.
Trips.
982
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,080
I get that playlist for every
right?
983
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,760
You can, right?
You can have playlists for every
984
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,480
every answer of your day.
Imagine going 24 hours.
985
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,480
You have a 24 hour playlist and
it builds your entire day.
986
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,280
I challenge you there, Mike
Michaels.
987
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,720
You call yourself a musician,
rock star.
988
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,240
Make a 24 hour playlist and just
drop it.
989
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,880
Drop it on the next episode.
It'll be a 24 hour episode.
990
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,800
Nothing but music.
I've got.
991
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,440
We'll recognize what you do in
the morning.
992
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,360
I've.
Got one better than that.
993
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:36,080
So currently let me give you an
accurate assessment currently in
994
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,880
my liked folder on Spotify which
I've been working on since 2018
995
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:47,960
and we are currently in 2024
when it pulls up here.
996
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,920
It is 2024.
Yes, yes.
997
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:56,000
Oh, we're doing 17,463 songs.
We.
998
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Are doing the podcast.
Congratulations.
999
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,600
What's your guess again, 200?
And 63 songs is what you got in
1000
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,600
your Spotify 17,263.
The.
1001
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:11,280
Reason I made you say it three
times is because I have 17,437
1002
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,280
and he didn't know how many I
had, ladies and gentlemen, So
1003
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,840
that was just a.
There's.
1004
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,440
A reason he needs to go to
Vegas.
1005
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,000
And by, there's a reason we're
doing a.
1006
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,520
Podcast together, we think
alike.
1007
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,960
Dude, that's that's absolutely
insane that I was that close.
1008
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,760
I was like within 200 songs.
I know.
1009
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,440
That's insanity and.
That's more than holy.
1010
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,640
Fucking shit, man.
I know.
1011
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,760
Right.
There should be some kind of
1012
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,360
prize.
If I had a shirt, I'd tell you.
1013
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,280
Wow.
Wow.
1014
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,800
That's insane.
Speaking of shirts, pimp that
1015
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,360
shirt thing out again to your
friend.
1016
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,280
You posted on the last show.
Pimp that out.
1017
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,600
Oh, for you're talking.
About your friend, you're
1018
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,720
strong.
Jackson Strong.
1019
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,080
Yes, yes.
So for I'll, I'll reach Jackson
1020
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,040
Strong.
Actually, I pinned it to the top
1021
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:09,920
of the page, so until next month
I'll get.
1022
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:12,920
I don't have the exact date,
it's on the Facebook page but.
1023
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,320
Poor.
Little Jackson.
1024
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,960
He's got hemiplegic cerebral
palsy.
1025
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,400
So when he was in the womb, he
had a stroke.
1026
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:28,360
And it didn't really show up
until he was about 5:00.
1027
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,040
And they noticed, you know, he
was having trouble with certain
1028
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,920
things.
You know, I want, I can't stress
1029
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,840
enough, he's the most normal
little kid you would ever meet
1030
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,400
in your life.
He struggles to do things that
1031
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,760
are simple for us, you know,
like tie your shoes.
1032
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,160
And that's the best example that
I can think of right off the top
1033
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,000
of my head.
But, you know, that's a simple
1034
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,320
thing that we take for granted
every day that he really
1035
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,440
struggles with because the left
side of his brain had a stroke.
1036
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,520
So, you know, that controls a
lot of your motor skills.
1037
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,320
And so he goes to physical
therapy and they work with him
1038
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,720
to strengthen that part of his
body, you know, because he
1039
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:07,760
obviously is going to favor the
right side.
1040
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:11,160
So, oh, that's good.
Anybody that wants to make a
1041
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,280
donation, she has a Venmo that's
set up at the bottom of that
1042
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,520
page.
Or if you want to get a kick ass
1043
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,680
T-shirt or hoodie or jersey,
they're super reasonably priced.
1044
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:26,240
I think mine was 16 bucks for an
extra large, and then a portion
1045
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,920
of that goes to Jackson as a
donation.
1046
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,920
So yeah.
Outstanding man.
1047
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,480
Good for.
You.
1048
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,760
Well, right there.
Her family has been really big
1049
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,040
supporters of our podcast, Her
Mom.
1050
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,400
So Jackson's Mimi.
She doesn't.
1051
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,040
She's not grandma.
She's Mimi.
1052
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,440
So Jackson's Mimi has been
promoting our Facebook page.
1053
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,960
If you've noticed the numbers
going up, you can thank Mandy
1054
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,280
for that.
She's got about it's not our
1055
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,800
Facebook.
Page.
1056
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,480
It's, it's it's here on Chris's
page.
1057
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,680
But yes, yeah, she's on Chris's
page.
1058
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,080
But I do.
I do notice the numbers are
1059
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,920
growing in the horizon.
That's pretty.
1060
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,280
So it's good.
It's a good thing she's been.
1061
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,640
Making posts on her own page,
You know, pleading with her
1062
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,920
friends to sign up.
So it's the least I can do.
1063
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,000
This is this is like small small
potatoes.
1064
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,400
It means a lot to them, but it's
a small.
1065
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,080
Potato size on Facebook the
other day.
1066
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,480
It's good.
It's a good course.
1067
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,480
It was on.
It was on Facebook the other day
1068
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,920
and I came across God.
God has a Facebook page, which I
1069
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,840
thought was interesting, you
know, because you know, God,
1070
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,760
there's a lot of shit going on
in his life and and he's got a
1071
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,360
Facebook page.
But he had asked, you know,
1072
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,040
what's the podcast?
Not to listen to you.
1073
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,800
And of course I put down young
Chris's podcast because why the
1074
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,960
folk not, I mean, you have
millions and millions of
1075
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,880
followers because it's God.
So, you know, hopefully that
1076
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,560
drove some traffic through your
page too, you know, because you
1077
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,360
know, you must listen to Chris
and Mike's show.
1078
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,920
I just put it under God's
thread, you know, asking what,
1079
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,440
what to listen to from a podcast
and there you go.
1080
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,600
So you know, hopefully we get
some some, you know, angelic
1081
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,520
listeners and you know some of
the the nice people in the world
1082
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,240
to come along and and and listen
to your podcast and and help you
1083
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:12,520
grow it.
You know what I'm saying?
1084
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
I'm going to say that if you're
not listening to it, then you're
1085
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,280
doing yourself a a a severe
disservice because you would
1086
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,520
have never got to meet Dave and
see, this is the first time I
1087
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,240
met Dave.
You would.
1088
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,560
Have.
Never gotten to meet Dave.
1089
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,160
I didn't know I was going to sit
down here and meet Dave today.
1090
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,440
I was.
Just as shocked as the
1091
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,440
listeners.
I didn't know Chris was under
1092
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,440
the weather, so you know the
show.
1093
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:35,960
Must we appreciate the fact the
show must go on?
1094
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,800
And that just shows you this
kind of character that Chris has
1095
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,520
that he's not going to let
anyone down.
1096
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,960
He he called up Dave, me and
said, hey, man, you know, in
1097
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,800
his, in his voice, you know, I
can't do an American accent
1098
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,680
like, but he was like, hey, hey
man, can you do a brother a
1099
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,920
favor?
And I was like, what's that
1100
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,800
Chris?
He's like, well, I need, I need
1101
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,760
a body in my podcast today.
I'm like, they got the podcast
1102
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,720
with my great.
And he's like, yeah, I do.
1103
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,920
And I'm like, well, do you want
me to come sit there for you?
1104
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,360
And he's, oh, that would be
wonderful.
1105
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,240
So, you know, he's in the
backroom there, you know,
1106
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,960
coughing up a lung and, you
know, shitting out all kinds of
1107
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,400
stuff out of his body while I'm
sitting here, you know, You
1108
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,320
know, carrying the show.
Like, what the fuck, man?
1109
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,960
I wasn't expecting this.
I just figured I'd come on and
1110
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,000
chat with Mr. Mike Mikos, a
legendary guitar player from the
1111
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,840
rock'n'roll band Nemesis.
That you know it's.
1112
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,880
Been a play over the.
World trying to trying to fill
1113
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,760
his shoes and it's it's
definitely a pleasure.
1114
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,600
I think we should change it to
the Dave and Mike and Dave show
1115
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,840
and, you know, kick that fucking
crease to the curb, man.
1116
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:33,920
Well, let's not.
What?
1117
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,520
Does he do for that fucking?
Let's not go crazy, Dave.
1118
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,360
Let's not.
Go.
1119
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,680
So we're there, fucking around.
That's one of my best friends
1120
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,320
there.
You go.
1121
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,040
Wheel in the end, man, we're.
Not kicking anybody to the curb,
1122
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,160
just so you know I won't throw
you under the bus behind your
1123
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:48,280
back.
OK.
1124
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,560
Well, that's what we got to do
is get Cliff and Dave on the
1125
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,880
same chain.
That would be mind blowing.
1126
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,120
We got.
To make that happen.
1127
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,760
I think the next time that fakes
on the podcast, you need to make
1128
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,080
Dave and Chris happen
simultaneously.
1129
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,880
They could probably do that.
There's all kinds of ways to
1130
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,200
make things happen with
technology, so we'll figure that
1131
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,640
out, hey?
I'll.
1132
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Show you something later that I
saw Chris did.
1133
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,080
It's pretty impressive with.
George.
1134
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,880
That this is, this is Dave.
I'm sorry.
1135
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
It was Ted.
Chris did something with this
1136
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,720
guy named Ted.
It was like an interview was
1137
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,400
fantastic and it kind of sounded
like Chris, but it didn't look
1138
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,000
like Chris.
But I'll show you when I find
1139
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,400
it.
I'll say, oh, Chris, send it to
1140
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,560
you.
Hey, Chris.
1141
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,440
Chris.
Hey man, send that thing to
1142
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,520
Mike.
You know that you and Ted did.
1143
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,880
And I think they'll like it.
There you go.
1144
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,760
He said, OK, so he'll send it to
you probably later after the
1145
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,720
show, and you can take a look at
that and you'll be like, what
1146
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,800
the fuck had this, You know,
this happened, you know,
1147
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,760
brilliant, You know, it's
absolutely brilliant.
1148
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,400
I'm telling you, you know.
Speaking of George, you never
1149
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,800
could get him on the podcast,
huh?
1150
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:54,440
No.
Well that was Dave's.
1151
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,520
I mean, I'm Dave.
That was Chris's father-in-law.
1152
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,160
I don't.
I don't.
1153
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,520
I think the reason why is is
George doesn't doesn't hit very
1154
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,880
well.
It would have been we were been
1155
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,320
shouting and yelling to ask
questions and and he's just not
1156
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,120
that guy.
He's he's, you know, he's just,
1157
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:12,200
he's the old school Italian, you
know, you just don't talk to
1158
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,880
people, you know?
You just.
1159
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,040
Look at them.
That's what makes and you're
1160
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,520
supposed to understand.
What they're saying it's like,
1161
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:22,240
hey George.
You got to read that.
1162
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,800
You got to read the face.
And you want, right?
1163
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,400
Just like, hey, man, you want
some?
1164
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:33,040
You want some breakfast?
What was the question, George?
1165
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:37,280
You want some breakfast?
And then he realizes no, I eat
1166
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,560
later.
OK, And then lunchtime.
1167
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:45,880
Hey George, you want some lunch?
No, I did a dinner time and then
1168
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,760
you go and then Jake came home
one day and and him and George
1169
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,640
went to went to a late lunch.
So then at 3:00 and, you know,
1170
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,680
they had lunch, and then all of
a sudden it's dinner time at six
1171
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,800
and it's like, George, you
hungry?
1172
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,080
Or you just ate like 2 hours
ago, didn't you?
1173
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,720
Oh, let's just give you, let's
just give you one hot dog with
1174
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,160
no abundance so you can actually
sit down and pretend like you're
1175
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,480
being involved.
How's that work?
1176
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,760
And.
That was the extent of that day.
1177
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,800
You know, he loved the man.
He's a good.
1178
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,680
Dude, he looks like good dude
kind.
1179
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,480
Of like it's kind of like we
have a Converse.
1180
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,160
It's kind of like we have a
conversation with Audrey
1181
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Osborne.
You don't understand half the
1182
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,240
things he says, but you know
it's it's relevant in some way,
1183
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:25,640
shape and form because he's
talking.
1184
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,920
Right.
Has to be relevant.
1185
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,680
Imagine what that son of a bitch
has seen in his life.
1186
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,960
He could.
He could tell stories for 100
1187
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,120
years.
Oh, I.
1188
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,040
Would love.
I would love to sit down with
1189
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,120
Ozzie and just not even talk
about music, man.
1190
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,680
Just talk about life.
Life.
1191
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,360
Yeah, absolutely.
I.
1192
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,160
Think so many people I.
Could not agree with you more.
1193
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,320
I want to know him as a person.
Right.
1194
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,400
Right.
I think, I think too many people
1195
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,280
get wrapped around the celebrity
and not the person.
1196
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:56,760
Right.
I don't give a shit.
1197
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,920
About the story these, these,
you know, right.
1198
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,280
Because that's just, that's
that's a that's not even their
1199
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,480
true self, right.
That's not who they really are.
1200
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,880
That's just that's just the role
they step into.
1201
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,640
That's that's who you know, it's
a role.
1202
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:13,440
It's like, you know, Mel Gibson
steps into a role that's not who
1203
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,200
he is in real life, you know?
It's it's so.
1204
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,920
It's same with musicians.
I think that that's not who they
1205
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,120
are.
They're just they're they're
1206
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,080
artists, they're entertainers.
I'd like to know the life, the
1207
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,400
the, the, the, the story behind
that's necessary behind the
1208
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,080
music.
But the story of the man.
1209
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,800
I know his career.
I know his music.
1210
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,520
I know his catalogue.
I know his library.
1211
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:33,680
You.
Know.
1212
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,840
Love the man.
Musically, He's fantastic.
1213
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,680
I love all his songs for the
most part.
1214
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,800
There's a couple like what the
fuck were you thinking, Harvey?
1215
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,920
But on a whole, it'd be great
just to sit down with a man.
1216
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:46,720
If nobody interviews the person,
they always interview the
1217
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,200
celebrity.
Well, it's just like you and I
1218
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,640
interview.
The person man.
1219
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,240
Just like you and I have gone
through so many.
1220
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,480
Yes.
Sorry, Dave.
1221
00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:00,440
Me and Chris, I've gone through
so many dark periods in our
1222
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,360
life.
I would like, I would like to
1223
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,640
know what pulled him out of all
those.
1224
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:09,520
You know what?
What kept you from imploding?
1225
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,560
We know what kept us from
imploding.
1226
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,080
You know, I'd like to know what
kept him from just so many
1227
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,720
people that he came up with are
no longer here.
1228
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:20,720
You know, we we lost so many
great rock stars.
1229
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:22,840
Jimi Hendrix.
Janis Joplin.
1230
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:28,960
Jim Morrison, Buddy Holly.
You know, they all these people
1231
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,240
well.
Buddy Holly, because you got on
1232
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,520
the wrong plane.
Well.
1233
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,960
Yeah, I can't use him as an
example.
1234
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:37,760
He died in a plane crash, but
all these people died of drug
1235
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:39,560
overdoses.
You know the story behind that,
1236
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,480
right?
No, Well.
1237
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,600
Maybe alcohol?
Drowning, you know.
1238
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,240
OK.
Buddy Holly, You mean the?
1239
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,320
Story with with with Buddy Holly
and Wheeling.
1240
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,120
Yeah, Buddy Holly.
Wayland Jennings.
1241
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,320
Do you know that story?
If I do, I probably forgot it.
1242
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,000
So Waylon Jennings was his, was
one of his backup musicians like
1243
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,400
his his, his Rd.
Rd. band, right.
1244
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,880
Waylon, Waylon Jennings, Waylon,
Waylon and Willie.
1245
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,560
You know, country music.
Rockin, rockin dude, Right.
1246
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,920
So he was Buddy Holly's
guitarist in the band.
1247
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,760
And that night, to the fateful
night where the plane went down,
1248
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:20,600
they they somehow were arguing
about who flies on the plane and
1249
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,800
who goes on the boss.
And they did something to where
1250
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,560
it was, you know, kind of like,
you know, pick a number, one
1251
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,000
through 10 type bullshit.
Wayland picked the wrong number.
1252
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,400
So Wayland took the bus.
Buddy.
1253
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,880
Took the plane story over.
Buddy.
1254
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,960
Died.
Whalen lived.
1255
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,840
Imagine the flipping of that
coin.
1256
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,720
Buddy.
Holly still around?
1257
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,040
Wayland dies, so who would be
the?
1258
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,800
There's a conundrum for you.
Who would be the bigger legend
1259
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,880
then if Buddy Highly was still
alive and Wayland died on that
1260
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,920
plane?
Nobody.
1261
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,440
Knew who?
Whalen never went went out on
1262
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,560
his own, so therefore Whalen's
correct.
1263
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:55,000
So Whalen's entire musical
catalogue never would have
1264
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,800
existed?
Which begs to the question like
1265
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:01,840
Intervention Divide.
I was just getting ready to say,
1266
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,760
does that not kind of prove that
we might be living in a
1267
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,600
simulation?
You know, certain things have to
1268
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,560
happen a certain way.
We're.
1269
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,760
In the matrix we're.
In some version of that, there's
1270
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,080
no time.
Space continuum.
1271
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:19,720
We.
Are we are 88 mph, 1.21
1272
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,400
gigawatts?
You know, you just got to get
1273
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,240
there somehow.
Did.
1274
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,000
You ever watch the show Fringe?
You know.
1275
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:25,080
On.
Fox.
1276
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,280
Fringe.
I think maybe I did.
1277
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,440
I think I came over to Ireland
Fringe.
1278
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,560
It was a weird little little
time travel.
1279
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,080
Did it correct well?
It was based on the premise that
1280
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:42,520
there's parallel universes going
on simultaneously and they're
1281
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,640
right next door to ours, right?
So there's just a thin layer
1282
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:49,040
that's pretty.
That's pretty much how I firmly
1283
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,720
believe the universe is set up,
is that there's just a bunch of
1284
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,960
different versions of what we're
doing right now, going on all
1285
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,560
the time, which explains a lot
of deja vu.
1286
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:04,320
It explains a lot of seeing shit
that's really not there because
1287
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,160
it might not be there.
It might be there for that
1288
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,440
moment in time, right?
Like Bigfoot, there's a classic
1289
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,840
example.
Maybe he shifts in and out of
1290
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,040
different universes, right?
That's why you can't ever find a
1291
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,280
bone.
Well.
1292
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,000
You know, and it could be the
shocks.
1293
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,440
Bigfoot, you know. 8 foot tall
dark warrior walking through the
1294
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,960
through the wilderness, you
know.
1295
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,200
I.
Just saw right there, right?
1296
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,280
I just saw a picture.
Speaking of that, I just saw a
1297
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:35,400
picture on Facebook that
depicted it was engraved into
1298
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,080
the side of the pyramids and it
depicts the people being as tall
1299
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,840
as the palm trees, right?
The people are the same height
1300
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,120
as the top of the palm tree.
Oh, that's fantastic.
1301
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,600
So.
Did they have little short trees
1302
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,960
or big tall people?
That's fantastic.
1303
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,400
I love that kind of stuff.
You know it's.
1304
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:59,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't know what happened in
1305
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,000
the past and there could have
been so many advanced
1306
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,160
civilizations that we were
unaware of.
1307
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,800
You got agreed, right?
One cataclysmic event, an
1308
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,120
asteroid hits the Earth and
lights out.
1309
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,840
You got to start over again so
all this shit gets buried.
1310
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,240
No one would even know we were
here.
1311
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:22,360
They wouldn't know we had Google
and Apple and Macbooks, and they
1312
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,160
wouldn't know that we had an
Internet system that went all
1313
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,040
over the world and we were all
connected.
1314
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,680
In two seconds, this could all
be over.
1315
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,800
I.
Didn't know we had Rotary
1316
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:37,240
telephones over and they and
look again, here's the here's
1317
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,840
the angelic of lights flashing
down on me.
1318
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,440
It's it's crazy, right?
Because it stopped for a while
1319
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,000
and it's coming back.
Just about the time I started.
1320
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,320
It's like cringe and goes
preaching.
1321
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,360
Preach it, man.
Preach it.
1322
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,680
Pastor Michael said tell it how
he is.
1323
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,480
Preacher man is preaching about
the coming times.
1324
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:03,640
There was a lyric from a song
that Chris wrote Preacher man is
1325
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,600
preaching about the coming
times.
1326
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,560
I don't remember the rest of it,
so I'd have to ask him.
1327
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:08,880
That's.
A good song though.
1328
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,160
Faceless Dogs.
It was Faceless Dogs about all
1329
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,240
the corrupt, all the corruption
in the church.
1330
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:15,880
I saw this thing today.
That.
1331
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:20,240
That it's.
It's it's religious is made for
1332
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,040
is a business made.
You know it's a man made
1333
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:26,560
business whereas faith is free.
You know, we've talked about
1334
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,000
that.
You and Christopher talked about
1335
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,160
that before, that that religion
is religion and faith is faith.
1336
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,760
And and you know, the question
was what do you think about
1337
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:37,000
religion?
And the response was religion is
1338
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,520
a man made for profit business
where faith is free.
1339
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,880
I thought that was brilliant.
Faith is.
1340
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,800
Free.
You know religion?
1341
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,920
They ask.
If so, if money is the root of
1342
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,760
all evil, right?
This is where this was going at
1343
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,000
the money is the root of all
evil.
1344
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,240
Why do churches ask everybody
for money?
1345
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Why is God always broke?
Mind blown.
1346
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,480
Mind blown.
Mind blown.
1347
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,520
That's the thing, man.
This is righteous to say.
1348
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,800
And the money is the root of all
evil.
1349
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,800
Think about that.
It's the root of all evil.
1350
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,000
Right, but.
The churches continuously 24/7
1351
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,400
day after day ask everybody for
money.
1352
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,440
Where?
Faith is free.
1353
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,520
Your faith is between you and
the relationship of whatever you
1354
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,320
think.
The higher power it is, whether
1355
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,880
that's the lava lamp behind you,
it's your Your Grace and your
1356
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,880
kneel to every morning.
Please, lava lamp.
1357
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,920
You know flow today or it's the
trees and the birds singing you.
1358
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,440
Love my lava lamp, you.
Believe in something.
1359
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:35,720
I do love your lava lamp, Chris
tells me about it all the time.
1360
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,880
Yeah, he's a big fan of.
Whatever's inside you and it.
1361
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:40,840
Right.
It's what?
1362
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:43,080
It's what drives you faith is
what drives you on a day-to-day
1363
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,280
basis that the religion fucks
everything up, man.
1364
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,160
He just fucks it all up.
And now we're going to get
1365
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,680
people pissed off that Dave said
that, you know?
1366
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,960
But it's true.
It's a true statement.
1367
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,920
You know it's like people,
right?
1368
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,320
Just like people pray, Oh, I
pray the Cowboys when the fuck
1369
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,440
you.
This has nothing to do with
1370
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,040
football, you fucking wanker.
He's on Facebook talking about
1371
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,880
religion.
You know you want to go to God,
1372
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,360
go to Facebook, type in God,
he'll come up and you can ask
1373
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:10,520
some questions, man.
It's like that movie Bruce
1374
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,360
Almighty.
He had the e-mail inbox for the
1375
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,840
prayers.
Yes, everybody gets their
1376
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,200
answers to the press.
And what happened?
1377
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,560
Fucking chaos.
Chaos.
1378
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,800
Because everybody got the
answer.
1379
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:23,200
Yes.
So we're talking about football.
1380
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,920
We got the Lions game.
We talked about.
1381
01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,920
Go ahead, go ahead.
Take over the call.
1382
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,040
Take over.
Take over.
1383
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,600
Come on, go.
Ahead.
1384
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:32,000
No, no, you're fine if you want
to.
1385
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,080
If you want to go back to
football, we can go back to
1386
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:38,080
football.
I want you to finish.
1387
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:39,480
I want you to injector.
What's your comment?
1388
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,880
What were you going to see?
Something to No, I was just
1389
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:46,480
going to say one thought that
has always gone through my head
1390
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:51,920
is if you started, everybody
makes fun of Scientology, right?
1391
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,200
OK, L Ron Hubbard started this
religion fucking joke.
1392
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,680
You got to be a complete whack
job to even believe any of the
1393
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:03,000
bullshit that they say, and it
just proves how easily people
1394
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,040
are led and brainwashed.
OK, so let's say that you
1395
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,960
started the Catholic religion
today.
1396
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:14,040
Let's say that it just started
today, and four months from now,
1397
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:17,560
six months from now, you find
out that over half of your
1398
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,800
priests are diddling little
kids.
1399
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,920
How long would that religion be
around if it just started today?
1400
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,080
Oh, it'd be.
Oh, it'd be scorched like a bug,
1401
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:28,360
man.
It did, right for fucking
1402
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,600
tyrants and Braveheart coming
down the throat with horses and
1403
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:35,440
fires and flames and swords and
everybody's fucking destroyed.
1404
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,920
So my question is.
It's like the Epstein thing all
1405
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:40,000
over again.
How?
1406
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:46,760
Can you, with any degree of
sanity, support a religion that
1407
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,200
doesn't?
They just relocate these
1408
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,880
priests.
They don't press charges against
1409
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:54,520
them.
They don't, you know, they ship
1410
01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,520
them out of the country.
They're sitting on the biggest
1411
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,720
pile of gold in the history of
the world.
1412
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,840
Nobody even knows what's
underneath the Vatican because
1413
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,640
they won't let anybody in under
there.
1414
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:06,680
And there's people starving in
the world, and they're supposed
1415
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,400
to be a church who's
compassionate and like Christ,
1416
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,280
and they're hoarding more money
than anyone on earth.
1417
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,400
This is my point, people.
If you want to know where I'm
1418
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,640
coming from, this is where I'm
coming from.
1419
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:24,120
I go deep, man.
I've thought this all the way
1420
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,080
through to the bottom, and none
of this shit makes sense to me.
1421
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,960
It just seems evil.
If I had that kind of money, I'd
1422
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:34,280
be feeding the world, right?
Right.
1423
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,720
Can't go.
Broke kind of money.
1424
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,840
Because you'd be out of money.
Because you fed the world.
1425
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,240
No, I was just getting ready to
say you can't go.
1426
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,400
Broke, from a spiritual
standpoint, can't.
1427
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:45,400
Go broke doing it, You know,
I'll feed as many people as I
1428
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,520
can, but I wouldn't just be
sitting on trillions of dollars
1429
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,160
and feel good about myself.
I can't.
1430
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:54,000
I couldn't do that.
Agreed.
1431
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,880
But it'd be more beneficial
though, that old adage.
1432
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,760
You know, teach a man to fish.
You feed him for a lifetime or
1433
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:02,840
you give them up your you feed
them fish and then you don't.
1434
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,880
You know, I don't know what the,
the, the, the phrase is, but you
1435
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,200
know it's that concept like I
can, I can give you, I can give
1436
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,520
you some fish right now and feed
you Mike or I can show you how
1437
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,520
to catch your own fish and then
you're going to feed yourself
1438
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,319
for a lifetime.
So it's that kind of concept but
1439
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,000
with that money that they have
they could definitely teach the
1440
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,720
world and and put in systems in
all the countries that don't
1441
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:28,800
have what America has and and
educate and give the resources
1442
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,960
to help everybody be
self-sustaining.
1443
01:08:31,359 --> 01:08:35,399
So then the money goes to where
it really needs to go and not
1444
01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:37,240
just sitting in the basement
with the Vatican.
1445
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,520
I agree with you 100%.
It's and.
1446
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,920
I guess it.
Goes back to the thing.
1447
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:45,359
I agree with what you're saying.
The only thing that I would add
1448
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:49,000
to that is, you know, we can
educate those people as we not
1449
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,399
let them starve to death.
But I think you and I have both
1450
01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:54,600
been in the position where we
don't have two nickels to rub
1451
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,080
together, and teaching me to
fish at that moment in time is
1452
01:08:58,080 --> 01:09:00,560
probably not the best.
It's like, you know, give me the
1453
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,359
fish 1st and then we'll talk
about how.
1454
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,680
Oh, correct.
Tomorrow we can.
1455
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,479
You know, I would just.
Absolutely, absolutely.
1456
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:08,880
I'm not saying right, right,
right.
1457
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,200
No different, that was.
My point That wasn't my point.
1458
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,080
It wasn't.
It wasn't that.
1459
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:13,920
It just, yeah, yeah.
No.
1460
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,200
Different than we're doing with
this forum right here, right?
1461
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,200
We're trying to give people our
opinions and our outlook on
1462
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:23,279
life, which is going to be far
different than most people's.
1463
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:24,800
I think they're learning that
real quick.
1464
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,040
But I think it's good the the
way that I got to be, the way
1465
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,680
that I got to be where I am.
The way that you got to be where
1466
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,840
you are is we didn't limit
ourselves to this is the way we
1467
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,800
were raised.
And this is the only way we can
1468
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,479
think people fall into this trap
of, OK, I was raised to be a
1469
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,840
Christian, so I have to be a
Christian the rest of my life.
1470
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,240
I was raised to be a coal miner.
So I have to be a coal miner the
1471
01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:52,880
rest of my life.
You and I don't realize unless
1472
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:57,000
we look into it, which we have,
that the average person isn't a
1473
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,360
forward thinker.
They don't think outside the
1474
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,360
box, right?
They do what they're told all
1475
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:03,160
the time.
That's the way the system's set
1476
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:03,400
up.
Don't.
1477
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:06,280
Right, it's.
Not set up for you to be a free
1478
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:07,720
thinker.
It's set up for you to do what
1479
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,880
you're told.
No.
1480
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,400
Right.
Yep, exactly.
1481
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,920
I agree with that 100%.
There's a clip on YouTube.
1482
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,640
That's the strange freedom's a
strange thing.
1483
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:26,440
There's a clip on YouTube of all
these newscasters saying the
1484
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:31,520
exact same thing on like 600
different local news stations.
1485
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,800
It it was during Coronavirus.
But it was very evident that the
1486
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,840
media is hyper controlled at
this moment in time.
1487
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,760
Which is why you don't watch it.
Which is why I don't watch it.
1488
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,880
Absolutely.
I get most of my news from
1489
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:47,400
Facebook, people posting shit,
you know, but I cannot sit down
1490
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,560
and watch a newscast.
It's too fucking depressing.
1491
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:55,000
I don't know why people do it.
I don't even start.
1492
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,200
I told you as I get all my news
from watching in Chris.
1493
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,040
Like I had no news 12 weeks ago.
I didn't know what the fuck was
1494
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,120
going on in the world.
Then I started watching your
1495
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,480
show.
I'm like, oh, oh, that's
1496
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,200
brilliant.
And then it just shapes my
1497
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,640
world, man.
If you had to wake up, I'm like,
1498
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,760
OK, I know what I'm doing today
because I listened to Chris and
1499
01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,280
Mike yesterday.
It's a brilliant thing,
1500
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,440
absolutely.
And Speaking of which, I gotta
1501
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,920
get we gotta get this wrapped up
because I gotta go take a piss.
1502
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,840
So maybe we should do the music
thing.
1503
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,960
We're going to do a music thing,
right?
1504
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,720
Like a top, top top 11 albums or
something, right?
1505
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,560
Like the top 11 albums?
Was that sent you mine?
1506
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,840
Top 11 albums Okay.
Let's see the top Top 11
1507
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,800
rock'n'roll albums of all time
this year did.
1508
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,400
You send me yours second.
Chris's e-mail because he gave
1509
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:35,040
me Axe.
Dave.
1510
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,760
I didn't I just going to go off
yours because you know I didn't.
1511
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,960
I didn't because I, you know,
Chris was supposed to do it, but
1512
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:43,080
Chris is feeling under the.
Oh, Chris is under the weather.
1513
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,080
So we're going to go with the I
don't.
1514
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:48,360
I don't.
I don't see.
1515
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,880
It in the in the e-mail Mike
from I'm on Chris's e-mail.
1516
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:55,480
Do you say you sent it?
It's right here.
1517
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:57,440
It's in my outbox.
How come it won't send to you?
1518
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,440
I don't know.
What do you have.
1519
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:03,240
You've been freezing every now
and then on this thing.
1520
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,960
Right now, your name says
Frozen.
1521
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:06,600
On the bottom of the skin?
No.
1522
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:08,160
That's just how I feel.
Frozen.
1523
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,600
You could.
Text it to me if that doesn't
1524
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,800
work.
Oh, Frozen.
1525
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,840
Look at you.
You learned how to change your
1526
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,920
name.
I was asking Chris about that.
1527
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,120
Why is Mike always Mike?
And you're like these different
1528
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:21,960
things, you know, He's like, I
don't know, you know, you know?
1529
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,800
Because, ladies and gentlemen, I
was like, well, I'm not.
1530
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:25,800
You know I'm not going to nudge
him.
1531
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,440
Because he's had time to mess
around with this and I had to
1532
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,800
actually learn how to run the
whole studio part of it.
1533
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,800
So I figured it out.
Yeah, I remember.
1534
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,680
Yeah, Chris told me this was
your baby.
1535
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:40,640
Chris told me this was your baby
and I was just long to help you,
1536
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,480
which is good.
It's got to have your own baby,
1537
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,520
man.
It's good to have, you know,
1538
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,640
wake up in the morning, you put
your pants on and, you know, you
1539
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,120
think about, oh.
Oh.
1540
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,040
What am I doing today?
And I'm like, oh, I'm going to
1541
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,240
rock about the rock'n'roll and.
I'm.
1542
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:57,360
Going to talk about tacos and
you know and all those kinds of
1543
01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,520
things, you know, still don't
see it.
1544
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,480
I don't know what's going on,
dude.
1545
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,880
This is crazy, dude.
E-mail.
1546
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:07,120
Maybe text it?
I just copied it and I sent it
1547
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:10,560
to you and it fucking blank in
the text message.
1548
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:16,240
How is that even possible?
It was there.
1549
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,480
Watch, paste, look, it's right
there.
1550
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,920
Just so you know I'm not crazy.
See it?
1551
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,640
I'm.
Looking OK.
1552
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:25,640
I believe you, man.
Now I see it.
1553
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:27,480
I see it.
I sent it.
1554
01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,200
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's see.
1555
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:30,960
Something came up.
It's gone.
1556
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,320
No, that's just cool.
The last thing on Christmas
1557
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:33,880
text.
How's?
1558
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,360
That even possible?
You just saw it there and I hit
1559
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,360
send and it fucking disappeared
because.
1560
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,800
Because.
Somebody doesn't want us to talk
1561
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,240
about your top eleven favorite
albums of all time.
1562
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:47,440
That's what it is.
So.
1563
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,400
There's something going.
On because notice notice this.
1564
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:55,640
Notice the sky is the belt above
My head is no longer like that,
1565
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:56,800
right?
It's changed now.
1566
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,160
So there's something going on on
a different level of
1567
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,560
consciousness right now.
Don't know what it is.
1568
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,680
You know, maybe I'd talk too
much about the potatoes in the
1569
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,560
motherland.
Maybe that pissed off the potato
1570
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,520
gods.
I don't know.
1571
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,760
You know.
You could just you could just
1572
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,040
share your top 11 and we can
interject that way.
1573
01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:16,960
You can be like, OK, this is my
top eleven favorite albums, you
1574
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:19,680
know Mike Michael's top eleven
favorite albums and and then
1575
01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:21,720
I'll inject with you, we can
have a conversation about each
1576
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,440
each album.
What do you think about that?
1577
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:26,720
Hey, there's more more than one
way to skin a cat.
1578
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,320
Here.
This has got to work.
1579
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,800
There is.
You got a knife, You got
1580
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,560
machete, You got I.
Do not.
1581
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:38,080
One of those pasta smashers.
You know you can put it to a
1582
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:41,440
pasta spreader.
You know, one of those
1583
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:44,000
wheelbarrows with spikes on it?
You're like Mad Max down a
1584
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,520
Thunderdome thing.
I know why it's not going,
1585
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,200
obviously.
Light it on fire, but that would
1586
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,840
be skinning it in a weird way.
I know why it's not going, Dave.
1587
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:54,280
Oh, I.
Got a message from you because I
1588
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:55,080
see it.
No, I got it.
1589
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,880
I got it.
Yeah, you're probably going to
1590
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,320
get about four of them now.
I forgot, you know, when I'm on
1591
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,640
the podcast my Internet doesn't
work.
1592
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:07,560
Yes.
So I had to shut off my Wi-Fi.
1593
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:08,120
That's a.
Brilliant.
1594
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:10,960
That's a brilliant place of.
This.
1595
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,360
Is this is not an order of.
Importance I'm not going to
1596
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,600
records to make.
This is not an order of
1597
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:16,600
importance.
This is just.
1598
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:21,600
Top Top 11 OK.
These are albums that I go back
1599
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:24,840
to again and again and again,
yes.
1600
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:27,920
I.
Like it?
1601
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,840
I got it.
I got to sit up and I can read
1602
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,240
it.
So do you want me to start at 11
1603
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,480
or you want me to start at 10?
Because then it's up to you.
1604
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,000
I think I should start at 10 so
you can I'm.
1605
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,800
Going to let you.
I'm actually going to let you
1606
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,320
read them top.
You're #1, I'll.
1607
01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:44,640
Let you read them OK, and I'll
interject as I.
1608
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:49,280
OK, so, so top eleven.
OK, so, so top eleven favorite
1609
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,200
albums of Mr. Mike.
Mike is the world renowned
1610
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,280
guitarist or Nemesis, the
rock'n'roll icon himself.
1611
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,320
That number 11 is a band called
KISS and the album is KISS
1612
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:00,320
Alive.
So it's when they were they were
1613
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:03,800
living underground and then they
they came to life with vampires,
1614
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,360
they bit him and then they and
then they came to life, right?
1615
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,280
And then that's why that one
guy's got the blood coming out
1616
01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,560
of his mouth overtime.
Am I correct in my assumption?
1617
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:16,480
Yes, that that's a perfect.
OK, perfect example and.
1618
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:20,600
And and OK and and I can see why
#10 in this Peter Frampton.
1619
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,960
Frampton comes alive.
So obviously the band mates and
1620
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,800
Kiss saw that Peter was in the
ground, they dug him out and bit
1621
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,280
him on the neck and then he came
alive as well, right?
1622
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,760
Yes, you're on to something,
Dave.
1623
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,480
Yeah.
OK, see, I'm rolling with this.
1624
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,360
I'm on to something now.
This, this gentleman right here,
1625
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,840
#9, he's from Motor City,
Motown, you know, the Detroit
1626
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,120
City, Rock Town, whatever,
Michigan, whatever you want to
1627
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:46,120
call it, you know?
And he's a great, great, great
1628
01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:48,840
songwriter.
This is a great album.
1629
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:52,240
It's called Bob Seger Night
Moves and it's just top to
1630
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:53,520
bottom.
That's a great record.
1631
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,480
You like the storytelling type
type records then, right?
1632
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,600
Absolutely.
So.
1633
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,920
You know, 11 and 10, obviously
we're right.
1634
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,720
So, so 11 and 10 were kind of
equated to coming to life.
1635
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:07,120
You know, they're like you're
not just in the studio, you
1636
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:09,600
know, banging around any
instruments and laying down the
1637
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,120
vocal tracks.
You're out there in the world
1638
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:14,400
and you're, you're in front of a
fan base and then the energy and
1639
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:15,760
everything's speed up and
faster.
1640
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:19,560
So you got those two that are,
you know, great live albums from
1641
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,120
the from the people that were
dead and they came back to life
1642
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:24,720
kind of like like Jesus did
right after those three days,
1643
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,520
like whoa, am I alive again?
You know, if you subscribe to
1644
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,760
that notion.
So yeah.
1645
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,560
So 11 got kiss alive and then
Peter Frampton comes alive and
1646
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,880
then you got Bob Seger's night
moves.
1647
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:37,360
This one's surprising.
I I I like this because I, I,
1648
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,960
this is a shock to me.
I, I like Chris would probably
1649
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,760
like be like, oh fuck, hey I'm
surprised about this one.
1650
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,080
Tim.
Temple of the Dog #8 Temple of
1651
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:48,240
the Temple of the dog #8 Temple
of the dog oh.
1652
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,200
Come on, that's a.
Great fucking album.
1653
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:53,920
Chris Cornell was lights out and
and and that was the tribute
1654
01:17:53,920 --> 01:17:56,240
album to Andrew Wood.
And for those you don't know who
1655
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,760
Andrew Wood is, well, just fuck
off.
1656
01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,840
Like just turn off the show
right now.
1657
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:00,840
If you don't know who Andrew
Wood is.
1658
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:03,440
I'm like, my God, man, you know,
leave it, leave it on.
1659
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,920
Don't do that.
Chris would get mad at me.
1660
01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,480
No.
No, no, leave an apple off this
1661
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:13,440
list was really hard.
Mother Love or Temple of the Dog
1662
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:15,080
took to play some Mother Love
Yeah, come.
1663
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:17,000
By an apple.
It was tough, yeah.
1664
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,480
Yeah, it.
Was tough, man.
1665
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:21,320
Got your mother, love bone.
Because you and I had that in
1666
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,800
common from the get go when I
found out you were a mother.
1667
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,040
When I found out Chris was a
Mother Love Bone fan, we were
1668
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,080
instantly.
Fine, right?
1669
01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:32,200
Oh, Davis too, man.
OK, Davis too.
1670
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:33,840
Dave, you got good taste in
music.
1671
01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:37,920
Brother Wood was just was
brilliant that that was the
1672
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:39,600
disappointing thing about
heroin, man.
1673
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:42,640
That took Andy Wood away like
that was the stories you hear
1674
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,400
about him and his performances
in Seattle.
1675
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,920
Like it didn't matter if it was
two people in the crowd or 500.
1676
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:50,040
He played like there was 10,000
people in front of him.
1677
01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:52,560
So sad, man.
Every show is his last show.
1678
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,120
Kind of like how Morrison used,
right?
1679
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:56,960
Like how Morrison used to
approach everything.
1680
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,080
It's like, you know, this is it.
This last time I'm going to be
1681
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,760
on stage and I know Chris tried
to inject that in in this in his
1682
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,800
time with Nemesis.
Like, this is, this is the
1683
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:06,960
relevant, this is, this is
what's hit her now, and you
1684
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:09,800
seize that moment and you just,
you put your heart and soul into
1685
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,480
it.
And that's how all musicians
1686
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,320
should do.
All of them should do it.
1687
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:14,760
I think we.
Always play number.
1688
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,760
Seven, I'm going to tell you, I
agreed.
1689
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,720
I can attest to that watching
you guys from over the pond and
1690
01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:27,040
with the weird little spy
cameras that the Franco had that
1691
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:30,760
used to feed me in my little
hutch and in Ireland.
1692
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,680
So #7 I know Chris doesn't
doesn't he's not into this band
1693
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:36,800
and I I'm not either Corrosion
or Conformity.
1694
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:38,080
Deliverance.
What what?
1695
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:40,280
What makes that such a stand up
album for you to Michael?
1696
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:48,680
Aside from the fact that it's
one of the most well written
1697
01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:54,680
underground albums that it's not
really even that underground
1698
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:59,200
because Albatross and Clean My
Wounds were big hits on KPD back
1699
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,280
when Nemesis was doing their
thing as well.
1700
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:09,920
The thing that stands out for me
is that these guys never wavered
1701
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:15,120
from who they are.
They are just hardcore
1702
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:21,280
songwriting sons of bitches.
They are not after fame fortune.
1703
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,640
So the thing that I respect the
most about Coc.
1704
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,920
Is that they are the musicians,
musicians.
1705
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:35,560
So to put that in perspective,
you're James Hetfield's, those
1706
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:39,960
kind of caliber of musicians are
friends with the guys in coc.
1707
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:42,600
That's how respected they are in
the music community.
1708
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,560
And if you haven't, if you
haven't done yourself a favor
1709
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:49,400
and listen to that album from
top to bottom, do it again and
1710
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,800
you'll see what I mean.
It's just.
1711
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,080
I'm going to do, yeah.
I'm going to do that.
1712
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:57,280
I'm going to, yeah, yeah.
It's just raw.
1713
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:59,880
Download that on my Apple Apple
thing tonight and listen to it
1714
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:03,120
to just just.
Just raw organic prawn, man.
1715
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,400
Right on.
I'll take a look at the same.
1716
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:06,200
Kind of raw energy.
The temp.
1717
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:09,440
The reason that's on there is
the same reason Temple of the
1718
01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:11,040
Dogs on there.
Right.
1719
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:14,080
Because you can tell there
wasn't a lot of production put
1720
01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,760
into.
It was just we wrote good
1721
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:18,160
fucking songs and we're going to
record them quick right now.
1722
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:23,280
So everybody go listen to
Corrosion of conforming Andrew.
1723
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:27,200
Wood which?
Deliverance, I'm.
1724
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,040
Going to, I'm going to, I'll
tell Dave.
1725
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,680
I'll tell, I'll tell Chris what
I think of that in the next
1726
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:33,480
episode.
So he'll share, he'll share my
1727
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,600
thoughts with you on that one.
Number six, I know you guys have
1728
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,000
talked about this before when
you're talking about diamond
1729
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,360
albums and this one, this one,
if Henry serves correctly, this
1730
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,920
is like 68 times platinum.
The Eagles greatest hits.
1731
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:50,120
It's one of the top top three
selling records of all time.
1732
01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:53,200
In the history.
Of Rock'n'roll in the history of
1733
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,840
music?
Actually, not just rock'n'roll.
1734
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,120
The Eagles Greatest Hits from 71
to 74.
1735
01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:57,920
Great.
Great.
1736
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,160
Fucking there's.
A reason it's the greatest song
1737
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,000
and.
That's that's kind of it's a
1738
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:07,240
nice right, right, right.
The melodies and the
1739
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:11,560
musicianship and just the sound.
It's such a fat sound and a lot
1740
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,480
of people may not know.
I mean, some people do, but
1741
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,280
that's this generation.
They're not going to realize
1742
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,400
that.
They probably know who I'm going
1743
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,960
to reference.
But the the members of the
1744
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,560
members of the Eagles were Linda
Ronstadt's band.
1745
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,480
They were, they were her backup
musicians.
1746
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,600
Not a lot of people in this day
and age would realize that.
1747
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:28,280
And that's.
A.
1748
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:29,520
That's a.
Google Linda Ronstadt if you
1749
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:30,840
don't know who the fuck I'm
talking about.
1750
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:34,360
But but that's that's crazy too.
But that's the thing.
1751
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:36,160
You.
Know that's the thing we've that
1752
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,640
you guys have talked about
before there was it was dynamic
1753
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,440
and there was there.
Was there was legacy?
1754
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:43,120
Built behind bands and the
labels got behind them when they
1755
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:44,400
drove them.
When they pushed them and they
1756
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,080
backed them, they.
Developed.
1757
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,800
Years.
And years sometimes from the go
1758
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:52,040
anywhere, so the corrects of the
musicianship and and the
1759
01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,840
camaraderie and and the
personalities that all developed
1760
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,400
and it grew organically over the
years.
1761
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,040
And so when they did put out an
album like #5 ACDC Highway to
1762
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:04,480
Hell, you know, that thing just
propelled them into into the
1763
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,360
next stratosphere, right?
Because that was just, that's
1764
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,240
the fucking great album itself.
And that was the first one after
1765
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,440
Bond Scott died, right?
Or was that back in black?
1766
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:17,640
Back in black, so.
Back so.
1767
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:19,720
This was the last one with Bond
Scott, I would have heard was
1768
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:22,320
that their first because I get I
get confused sometimes with the
1769
01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:24,080
this.
Is their this was their last
1770
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,880
album with Bond Scott so that.
With Bond.
1771
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:28,640
Scott.
Gotcha.
1772
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:30,080
OK and.
Not to get.
1773
01:23:30,120 --> 01:23:32,360
A fucking great album for his
being his last album, right?
1774
01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,160
Talk about.
Not to get in a great debate on
1775
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,920
who's better Bon Scott or or
Brian Johnson, because they're
1776
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,800
both equally great.
They both, Brian.
1777
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:43,960
Johnson, right, right.
Yeah, they.
1778
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:48,080
I mean, they both achieved
success on a level that we can
1779
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:52,160
only dream of, but Brian Johnson
actually has sold more records
1780
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:56,080
than Bon Scott.
The reason I chose that album is
1781
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:59,120
because every time I hear that
album, it makes me want to pick
1782
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,720
up my guitar.
All these albums inspire me to
1783
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,480
want to be a musician.
Outstanding.
1784
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,360
That's outstanding, man.
We'll.
1785
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:09,800
Do another list that.
Actually.
1786
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:11,640
Sort of.
Mr. Mike Michael's Chop 11,
1787
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:12,640
yeah.
Yeah.
1788
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:15,800
Go.
Ahead that.
1789
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,440
Actually, what?
No, go ahead.
1790
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,960
We'll do another list that
actually what that.
1791
01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,800
I listen to for inspiration that
you listen to for inspiration.
1792
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:29,400
Or Dave.
Jesus, I've made it this part.
1793
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:33,840
I fucked it all up.
What Chris listens to the the
1794
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:36,120
muse.
The the way the muse the muse
1795
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:39,200
part of of of of Yeah, yeah,
you'll be surprised I think with
1796
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,720
Chris's top 11 albums that that
are that are help him derive and
1797
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:43,720
write lyrics and shit.
I would.
1798
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:44,840
I know.
I always when he told me I'm
1799
01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:46,080
like, holy shit, fuck.
You'll.
1800
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:48,840
Be surprised at mine.
Too #4 The Tragically Hip?
1801
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,960
Blow at blow.
At the high dough.
1802
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,000
Tragically, hip blow at the high
dough.
1803
01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:56,240
Interesting.
Interesting choice for top four
1804
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,320
right there.
OK.
1805
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,920
So.
For those of you who are unaware
1806
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:02,000
#3.
Yeah, hold on, expand.
1807
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:06,000
The Tragically Hip is an amazing
band from Canada.
1808
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:10,720
They're national heroes in
Canada, just like Rush is.
1809
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:13,400
They're just as big as Rush up
there.
1810
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:19,200
Fantastic, fantastic fucking
songwriters and triumph.
1811
01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:24,280
Yes, thank you.
Unfortunately, I can't remember
1812
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:26,240
the guy's last name.
His first their singer.
1813
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:30,240
His name was Gordy something or
other.
1814
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,480
The poor guy got Brain Cody
here.
1815
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:37,280
No, the I'm sure he might have
been named after Gordy.
1816
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:38,800
No, they would have been about
the same age.
1817
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,000
The poor guy got brain cancer
and died.
1818
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:45,800
But listen to if you go on
Netflix for the next podcast, my
1819
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,640
my mission will be to find out
what the name of this
1820
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:51,720
documentary is.
Dude, I I just bawled like a
1821
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,440
little girl all the way through
it, just because it was so
1822
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:57,920
moving at how much these guys
fucking loved each other, dude.
1823
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:02,240
And when you listen to this
album, I listen to it for
1824
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:08,960
songwriting because it's some of
the greatest storytelling, keep
1825
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:13,680
you interested in moving, but
still has great rock'n'roll kind
1826
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,800
of vibe to it.
You know, like they got gritty,
1827
01:26:15,800 --> 01:26:18,720
cool riffs and you'd love it,
man.
1828
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:24,880
So I I think the guy that
introduced me to it, guy that
1829
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:27,080
introduced me to it, his name
was Brad Schwann.
1830
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,760
So thank you Brad, for
introducing me to The Tragically
1831
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:33,080
Hip in about 1991 or two.
Appreciate it.
1832
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:35,880
Sorry.
Go on.
1833
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:36,560
Where to go?
Brad.
1834
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,200
And that's no affiliation to
Schwann's Family Foods.
1835
01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:41,640
No affiliation to Schwann's
Family Foods.
1836
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:43,440
Brad, #3.
This is a good one.
1837
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:47,520
Black Crow's Southern Harmony
Southern Harmony Black Crows The
1838
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:49,640
Black Crows It's.
Actually, the Southern harmony
1839
01:26:49,640 --> 01:26:54,520
and musical companion.
Yeah.
1840
01:26:54,520 --> 01:26:56,480
Oh, you just.
Didn't have enough room on the
1841
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:57,800
text message to do that, but I
didn't.
1842
01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,000
Want to make another line that's
a?
1843
01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,600
Good storytelling.
It's a little throwback
1844
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,000
rockabilly kind of, you know,
Yeah, that's OK.
1845
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,520
And then of course, #2 does not
surprise me at all.
1846
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,960
It's a little band out of San
Francisco called Metallica and
1847
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,840
it's master publish, pulling my
strings.
1848
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,880
You know, they they played in
Ireland before.
1849
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,200
It was like the festive event
there, you know, You know.
1850
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:23,120
Yeah, Metallica, Oh, you turn
green, You turn green.
1851
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:25,240
Oh, they are rock'n'roll man
rock.
1852
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,520
I don't even.
Know how rock'n'roll.
1853
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,720
Saves the world, you know.
I.
1854
01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:31,320
Did this and it turned it green
and shot a laser through.
1855
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:34,800
Man, I said.
It was it did it, turned it, it
1856
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:38,280
turned green.
This because the Halos left me
1857
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:41,000
and it's on your side now.
So much how like a master
1858
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,440
published #2.
And then you have to agree with
1859
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:46,360
this America, the top ten, the
top eleven favorite albums of
1860
01:27:46,360 --> 01:27:48,080
all time.
Not in any particular order, but
1861
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:52,480
the one he listed as #1 is the
mighty mighty The mighty mighty
1862
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,280
Led Zeppelin physical that.
Is #1.
1863
01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:57,960
And I I just, I I applaud that.
That.
1864
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:00,680
Album will always come out of my
mouth #1 just.
1865
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:03,960
Fantastic.
The rest of the list is in no
1866
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:09,400
particular order because the
first so.
1867
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:12,520
Why is that Top Eleven all time
number one favorite song?
1868
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,560
Because the let's go the reason
behind it.
1869
01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,920
The.
Reason behind physical graffiti
1870
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:23,040
over any other Led Zeppelin
record is simply for selfish
1871
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:26,520
reasons.
It has the most songs on it and
1872
01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:32,120
like the the riffs on there are
mature because it's like their
1873
01:28:32,120 --> 01:28:35,240
third or fourth album.
I'm going to get crucified for
1874
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:38,160
not knowing which one it is.
But they were far enough into
1875
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:42,880
their career where Jimmy was
dude, Jimmy was rolling.
1876
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:50,040
You go listen to like the Rover
wearing and tearing those riffs
1877
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,680
are you can't, you can't stop
them, man.
1878
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:57,440
To this day, I listen to that
album and I hear new things all
1879
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:00,080
the time.
So I guess that's why.
1880
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:02,880
More than anything, because I
learn from it every time I hear.
1881
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And that's the beautiful thing
about music, right?
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You hear something and one time
you listen to it, and then you
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01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,920
listen to it 738 times later and
like on the 709 times.
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Holy shit, there's a riff there
that I never heard before.
1885
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,280
Like there's.
There's this band that Chris and
1886
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:22,320
I both share a passion for
called Alter Bridge.
1887
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,360
And there's this song The End Is
Here, which, you know, I've
1888
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,040
listened to it 1000 times.
And that's.
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01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,920
A great song and.
Then eventually he discovered
1890
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,680
there's this riff, right?
And there's this riff, this is
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01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,000
harmonic that Mark Carbanzi hits
at the four minute 29 second,
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01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:39,520
that song.
And it's just it's it's been
1893
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:42,240
there the the entire time the
song's been out.
1894
01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:46,280
But it just sometimes you don't
hear it until one moment.
1895
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,800
Magical moment.
It's like, holy shit, that's
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01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,680
brilliant.
This is fucking brilliant.
1897
01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,360
I love things like that.
That's the beauty of music, man.
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01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:59,600
You can listen to the same song
over and over again and it means
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01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,800
something different depending on
where you're at in your life.
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01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,880
Something we listened to 20
years ago is going to have a
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01:30:04,880 --> 01:30:08,120
different impact on us now
because our life is different.
1902
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:12,120
It has changed and it's evolved.
So I I love your list.
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01:30:12,120 --> 01:30:13,440
It's a great list, man.
Nice job.
1904
01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,320
Nice.
Job.
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Thank you.
I was actually nervous to bring
1906
01:30:18,720 --> 01:30:22,360
that to Chris's attention
because the top 11 list is that
1907
01:30:22,360 --> 01:30:25,920
it's Chris's baby and I just
thought that he would enjoy that
1908
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:30,240
because it had to do with music.
So I pondered on it for a couple
1909
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:33,560
days and I thought the worst
thing he can say is no right and
1910
01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:36,760
he rarely says no so.
I don't.
1911
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,840
I don't think.
I don't think Chris would never
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01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:40,160
say no.
I don't even.
1913
01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,160
It comes down to to what you
guys do.
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01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,640
I don't think he's ever say no.
He loves, he loves as much as
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01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:48,040
you do, I think.
Well, if you said if he said no,
1916
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:49,480
he would have a reason behind
it.
1917
01:30:49,480 --> 01:30:53,120
That's why I respect him.
No one here's why.
1918
01:30:53,440 --> 01:30:56,320
And I would probably have to
say, oh fuck, I didn't, I didn't
1919
01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:57,360
think about that.
You know, that's.
1920
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,320
Fucking fantastic.
All right, so this is the
1921
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,680
Christian.
Make sure I'm filling in for
1922
01:31:04,680 --> 01:31:05,440
Chris.
I'm Dave.
1923
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:07,840
Dave, it's been a pleasure
having you here today, brother
1924
01:31:07,840 --> 01:31:09,440
Wrap.
This fucker up and and we'll
1925
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,960
get, you know, Mike, it's been a
pleasure sitting in for that
1926
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:16,280
that bald motherfucker.
You know, I hope I did him
1927
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:17,320
justice.
You know you.
1928
01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:19,840
Did a fantastic job.
I hope he gets to feeling
1929
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:24,320
better.
I'm sure he will.
1930
01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:26,520
You know he's his wife's going
home soon.
1931
01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:28,480
I'm, she's going to walk in the
house about who the fuck are
1932
01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:30,120
you?
And I'm like, I'm Dave, I'm from
1933
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,320
Ireland, remember and.
Then.
1934
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:32,800
Don't call the police.
You.
1935
01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:36,280
Know, you know, Yeah, she
doesn't.
1936
01:31:36,320 --> 01:31:38,960
She doesn't much like Chris's
friends that that, you know,
1937
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,920
kind of have goofy faces, if you
know what I mean.
1938
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:44,960
I don't blame her.
It's the best.
1939
01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:49,000
It's it's, it's it's it's the
best way to deal with your
1940
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:53,880
different personalities by, you
know, just being you who you are
1941
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,760
at different times with
different people, if that makes
1942
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,800
any sense.
And and with that conundrum, I'm
1943
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:02,560
going to say goodbye.
Everybody be kind to one
1944
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,320
another.
Go share our Facebook page with
1945
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:09,920
all your friends and click that
follow button on Spotify.
1946
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,240
And have a great week and thanks
for tuning in.
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We love you all.
Peace.
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None.