#188 - The Timelessness of Classic Albums

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It's all.
About the rock'n'roll coochie

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COO Uh huh.
Felt a little spicy today.

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Yeah.
I'm going to tell you.

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Oh.
Give me a bottle of anything.

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And a glazed doughnut.
To go to go.

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You had no idea what I was
thinking today and then you just

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said that.
That's crazy dude, I love that

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album.
I'm.

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Going to make it so quite clear.
Hi boys and girls, this is

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Chris.
I'm Mike.

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Or maybe not.
Maybe it's the other way around.

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Hey, we can do it backwards
today.

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So Mike's like, hey, dude, you
know, I'm going to name a band.

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I want you to tell me your
favorite album.

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And then I was like, he had no
idea that I had one of my crates

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of my albums out.
This is fun because I didn't

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realize that was what was inside
this.

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This is Ultra Bridge Walk the
Sky double album.

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Check out what's inside of it as
I just opened it up.

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Let me see.
Fucking autograph picture.

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Oh.
That's all.

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So it was captivating to me or
intriguing when we talked to

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Neander Paul, because I asked
the question, you know, why

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isn't Alter Bridge who they are
and why aren't they famous and

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he's.
You know I love his answer.

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Because they, they've never had
they've, they've never had that

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one hit, which is mind boggling
to me because, because I mean,

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I'm a fan.
As a SO.

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I'm so I'm skewed right, but
some of the stuff I just it

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blows my mind that they didn't.
It's not a, there's not a hit.

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Well, he, he kept using that
word stank, right?

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And for people that don't
understand what that means, it

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means there's an intangible
quality to your your music that

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you cannot understand why people
like certain bands.

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You know, why are ACDC the
biggest band in the world?

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It's because they write great
songs, but they also have an

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intangible quality that nobody
can ever put their finger on.

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They just understand it makes
them want to move.

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Right.
For some reason, Alter Bridge

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just never made anybody want to
move on that level except you

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and I and you know.
And they haven't deputies still,

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Yeah, they.
Sell out theaters and.

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They do.
They read the both times I've

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seen the marquee, it was packed.
I'll make it legitimately was

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this.
I mean, thank God I was in the I

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was on, you know, right here's
the stage.

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But when I turned and looked
it's like holy shit, they said

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you can't see an open space.
No, and people are missing out

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because they are a fantastic
live band.

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Just perfection you.
Know and the cool the cool thing

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about the the second time I saw
them the opening act was was

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mammoth his first Oh awesome
right.

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And then obviously the
relationship with with them and

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and Wolfgang carried over to
this, their latest album, where

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they recorded the entire thing
in the 5150 studio at Eddie's

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house.
And there's another great band

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that people should give a
chance.

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If you haven't listened to
Mammoth, which was Eddie's son's

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band, Wolfgang, he played every
instrument on the album

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rock'n'roll style, just like
Prince did in the pop world, you

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know?
Oh, invasion of your privacy?

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Uh huh, dude.
See.

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You're in love.
Oh, that.

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Lay it down.
Right laying Down is one of the

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favorite guitarists of all time.
Yes.

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That Thing Changed might be the
two best ever written.

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Yeah, just the just the opening
riff of Lay It Down was fucking

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fantastic.
You cannot not hit the volume

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knob when that happens.
No.

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Remember these guys?
David, David, what was their hit

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dude?
Boomtown Welcome to the

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Boomtown, OH.
That's a great.

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Song.
That's Yeah, it is.

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That's the only reason Miska's
treated jabs in 9440.

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Satisfaction oozes from a pole.
That's a hose.

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Remember in The Sopranos, when
they go to, what's his name, the

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Jewish guy that Hesh, they go to
Hesh and he's running the record

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label and like, I don't hear a
hit.

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It's like, well, what's a hit?
And he's like, I don't know, but

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that's not it.
You.

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Know.
So this is this is this is funny

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true story.
Oh, I was gifted that record.

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You want to know the true story?
Yes.

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I lost my virginity to this
album.

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Fantastic.
Yeah.

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I've never actually, I've never
actually acknowledged that to

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the girl that I lost my
virginity to.

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So if you're watching this show,
you know who you are.

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You did.
You popped by Jerry this rainy

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rose live.
Here's another one.

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Here's another one.
This is a disappointing if if

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it's disappointing now because
the lead singer is is a a small

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blimp and because it's just,
it's such a phenomenal voice and

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it's just so sad to see that
he's allowed himself to get so

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unhealthy.
Really.

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Yeah, Mike Reno, dude is
fucking.

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It's so unhealthy.
He's I haven't seen him these

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days, but I don't what I don't
voice back in the.

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Day.
Oh my God.

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Right.
Unbelievable.

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Voice.
I don't know if I've ever

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admitted this, but Hot Blooded
is what made me want to play

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guitar.
Really.

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Yeah.
I heard that riff on the radio

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when I was super young.
Whenever that came out, you

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know, I might have been 8-9.
So here's, you know, everybody

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has a little bit of gayness in
them.

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Here's my gay side I.
Was going to say, what are you

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trying to say?
The little boy's gay.

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No. 10,000 Oh I love 10,000
maybe.

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Right.
I know, but a lot of people like

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dude, you're gay.
Well, you know, you're a

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songwriter and they write great
songs.

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Oh yeah, and Natalie Merchant.
Dude this is 0.

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Fucking what?
A voice?

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Yeah, yeah.
God Dang, I don't have my

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glasses I don't recognize.
It's it's Cheap Trick Dream

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Police, one of the most
underrated bands ever.

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When they were inducted to the
Hall of Fame, it was, it was a,

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it was a just a, a, a a lineage
of who's who that has just,

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they're one of those bands well.
Here's a huge example.

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When Chris logged on, I was
jamming as I usually am.

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I used that as practice time.
Right, Right.

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About 80% of the licks he was
listening to were directly

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stolen from Cheap Trick
themselves.

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Oh yeah, Robbie Krieger and the.
Boys.

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Yep, Yep, The Doors sold more
albums than The Beatles in the

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60s in America.
The Doors did.

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That's a fact.
That is a fact.

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They were the biggest band in
America.

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They were the biggest.
This, this, this.

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So these guys, I had a 113
pictures of them on the walls

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when I was a teenager.
Oh, I had quite a few myself

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too.
Yeah, this guy, just this guy

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just died, Francis.
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He's dead now.
Now the the disappointing thing

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is, is when they had avhs of
this right of this entire album

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which was fucking phenomenal.
Yeah, I watched it about a

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bazillion times.
Myself to to to where the little

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lines of the VHS start
crackling.

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Yeah, the bottoms all fuzzy and.
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So I found it, I found it
online, I found it on YouTube

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and I was disappointed because
either number one, I don't

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remember how I, I thought I did
and #2 it wasn't, it wasn't the

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same cut.
It's like a bunch of stuff out

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which I was like, but that's
fucking stupid.

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You know, another one that
happened to for me that I've

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watched a million times as well
was that priest Live that came

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out in the 80s.
I've never found a decent copy

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of that.
Yeah, So when I was a child, I

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didn't understand what Edom Edom
and smile meant.

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I do now.
We get and this, this.

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I saw David Lee Roth on this
tour.

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I like to back a road.
I did too.

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He opened up for Cinderella.
Yeah, he was.

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He was headlining when I saw.
Him or wait, it was, it was.

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I got that backwards.
So there you go.

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Yeah.
And it was at the Veterans

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Memorial Coliseum.
And I remember the cool thing

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that he did.
This was the height of him, I

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think.
I think because he was

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phenomenal.
He didn't record.

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Outstanding dude.
He, he wasn't drunk, he wasn't

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an asshole.
He he just, he just sang.

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He was a showman.
It was.

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It was pretty cool.
He.

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Surfed Steve Vyat.
Yeah, and.

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Billy Sheen Yep.
Yep.

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And he surfed.
He had this giant surfboard from

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the back of back of OK, He did
the U2, yeah, back of back of

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Veterans Board Coliseum and he
surfed down onto the stage.

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I saw him at the Peoria Civic
Center.

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OK, same thing.
Cool.

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I must have been about 15, maybe
01 of the greatest selling

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albums of all time.
Right, right.

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So when I dropped little men off
today, I was wearing my red

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shirt that says vinyl on it.
And the the the teacher that

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patrols the playground, he's
like you in the records.

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How'd you guess?
Because I could have been a

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Dick.
What do you think, dumb ass?

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But I was like, yeah, man,
what's up this 15 minute

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conversation about vinyl records
and sound systems and shit?

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When his dad came home from
Vietnam, he brought all the

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speaker shit with him because he
did they weren't selling that

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shit in America.
So he he package mailed home

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like pioneer speakers and
turntables and shit and like had

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the whole set up.
I'm like, that's cool.

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That's.
Awesome, just from wearing my

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vinyl shirt.
The Unforgettable Fire, the one

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that that that now the cooling
like this one.

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It was the promo.
Oh, that's awesome.

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The promo.
The promo.

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I got a good one for you
yesterday.

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I was walking out of the casino
and I'm wearing my Sacred Wreck

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shirt.
And that was.

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The only guy out of the whole
casino, he was walking in as I

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was walking out, he's like,
yeah, man, nice shirt.

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I say.
Yeah, We opened up for him about

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200 times, so we had to stop and
talk about it for a second.

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Very cool.
Now you had referenced ACDC.

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Oh, is that the Power Up album?
Yes.

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I like that album.
Yep.

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They took some shit for that
one, but what are you going to

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do when your primary songwriter
dies?

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Right.
Power.

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I think there's some good stuff
on there.

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I jammed that on my way back and
forth to Michigan one time.

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Oh, right on.
What else we got in the record

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collection today?
Oh, oh, look at these young,

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young bucks.
That would be The Rolling

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Stones.
The.

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Stones, the big hits, high tide
and green grass.

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The real.
Call me crazy, but if they keep

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practicing, I think they're
going to become something.

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Yeah, probably the cool thing
about this album is the in the

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in inset, it's paper.
So if I can do this already,

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it's paper.
Like it's just paper, you know

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what I mean?
It's like a book.

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Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, that's what we missed

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today in albums.
And then, ironically enough,

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like Neander Paul was talking
about, you know, albums are

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coming back and, you know, this
was probably like $5, you know,

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and now they're like 50.
I've seen CDs that are out of

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print that people are asking
just outrageous money for, which

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is why I don't own a copy of
that Badlands album that him and

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I talked about.
Yeah, one of the the bands that

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Neander Paul loves.
Oh yeah, me too.

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And and had it not been from
Mötley Crüe, they would have

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been huge.
I saw them live.

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Oh no, these guns and roses.
Twice.

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And we actually opened up for a
version of their band when they

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weren't touring as Tesla.
They called themselves the Sofa

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Kings.
We were on that hill.

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OK, cool.
Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Everybody's got to have Lynyrd
Skynyrd.

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Oh yeah, Golden Platinum is the
best one to have if you don't

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have them all.
Yeah, yeah.

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The only song I don't like on
here is is Free Bird.

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Well, we like it.
It's just come on now.

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Fuck.
It's so overplayed man, just I

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get it already 1.
Of the last songs that came on

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on my drive home, yesterday was
Saturday night special and I

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bought blew my speakers out of
my car.

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Wasn't into that one.
Yes, that's a good one. 5150

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time.
Another great riff, 5150 itself.

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So here's a good story.
There's a guy named.

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I've never pronounced his name
right.

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It's like SIPOICW on Instagram.
Sipowicz or something like that.

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Yeah.
He plays that song on his

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Instagram page.
Sammy Hagar comments on it.

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Put your money where your mouth
is.

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Come play with us at the sphere.
That just happened about, I

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don't know, two weeks ago.
And he killed it, dude.

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Cool.
Young kid probably in his 20s

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but how cool is that a Sammy?
Just say put your money where

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your mouth is.
Come game with us.

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Joe Casey, I mean, you like
liked my comment about coming on

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the show.
Let's go, dude.

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This this is this is the actual
mechanical rest calling your

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bluff.
Yeah, this is the the actual

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debut album.
And I think it was Guns and

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Roses that Neanderthal said had
this not come out.

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The same time for destruction.
Appetite came out that that

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would have been a whole
different thing.

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But the greatest?
Not one of the greatest openings

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to an album ever.
Dueling guitar shit going on.

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Fantastic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What was supposed to the first
song on that modern come easy

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go, Yeah or yeah, easy come,
easy come easy go then, then,

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but check it out.
Easy come easy go.

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Coming at your life, getting
better, Too late for love right

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off the gate.
Those those first four songs are

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phenomenal.
And little Susie's a kicker for

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It's supposed to be kind of like
a ballad, but it's not really a

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ballad.
Right, but then side 2 is modern

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day cowboy changes and little
Susie so you.

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Such a great.
Fucking a dude.

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So you have 7 songs on this
album that that made the charts

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at some level.
Times making changes.

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Right.
Look at you and you.

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You just can't forget that
melody.

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Yeah, there was.
There's one line that I love.

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I I think it's coming at you.
Live.

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I can't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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It's too late for love.
I can't believe this fucking

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world in which we're living in.
Yeah.

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Still, I do the best that I can
see Look.

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At you in that melody.
You just can't forget those

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great songs.
One of the greatest, one of the

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greatest live performers ever as
far as an entertainment value

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and and just fucking an unsung
rock star.

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No.
Yeah.

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And all around humanitarian.
Yeah.

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Oh yeah.
Bob Seger Now a lot of people

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don't know this, OK?
A lot of people don't are going

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to be like what the fuck is that
man?

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Got to be David Bowie.
Planet P Billy Thorpe.

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Oh.
This was his.

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His.
Children of the Son.

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Yes.
No.

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Was it Billy Thorpe?
No.

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No, I'm sorry.
It wasn't Billy Thorpe.

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It was fuck the the song on here
is why me It's badass that you

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got to look at.
If you haven't heard that song,

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you need to find that song.
It's fucking it's I'll see if I

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can find it on YouTube and just
play the opening riff because

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it's outstanding and the whole
the whole beginning of it is why

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I like it.
It's the opening riff of it.

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Just just the music itself.
Tony Carey.

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I'm sorry, Tony Carey.
Tony Carey's a singer.

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What your did this come out?
Hold on.

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And it had to be in the 80s.
It looked for your 80s.

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I've got a Christian mic so I
can.

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I was convinced it was David
Bowie, but I don't.

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Have one of the one of the one
of the one of the why me?

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He's he references won't be back
this way till 2010 so and he

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passed away not too long ago.
It's from Geffen records.

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I don't have a date.
I don't have a date on it.

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Why me?
Why?

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Me.
Oh shit, why me?

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Planet P.
I'm thinking they have a video.

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Oh, they do have a video.
That's right.

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OK, so let's do that.
This is the opening riff of it.

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Did you hear it?
Yep.

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Wait for the wait for the the
the groove to come.

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I remember.
That that's pretty fucking legit

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in the headphones, man.
Pretty fucking legit in the

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headphones, dude.
So that's planet PY me Tony and

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he also Tony Carey also did it
was a really cool song.

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First day of summer.
You'll you'll probably recognize

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it when I when I put it in.
I like I know it just by the.

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Title and it's and it's a fine,
fine day it's.

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Fine, fine.
Oh.

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Yeah, you know that song for
sure.

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So this is this is Tony Carey.
Come on.

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Oh, damn it, Jim.
Wrong button.

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Oh, I'm missing the intro
business in the beginning.

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Damn it.
It's.

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Yeah.
Of course this is a cheesy ass

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video because it's the 80s.
That's a great.

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Beat though.
Yeah, yeah, he's fucking stupid

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video and he also has what was
the other one?

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Tony Carey well, you know,
that's one thing to blame for

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Billy Squires demise was.
Rock me tonight.

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Rock Me Tonight video for.
Sure.

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Yep.
Yep, Yep.

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And by demise, I mean he's still
cashing all those checks every

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week on his way to the bank.
Yeah, so this is a This is a

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Cool Story song from Tony Carey.
It's a fine, fine day.

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This is Uncle Sunny Sunny
Lombardini, you know, mobster

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type shit.
But so this is the lead singer

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for Planet P.
OK, that song's actually in my

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playlist somewhere, yeah.
I just thought the video was

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cool because he's sitting there.
He's sitting there kind of

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singing, talking to the to the
guy at the desk, you know, kind

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of telling a story.
That is cool.

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Yeah, it's better than the
cheesy 80s.

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Video by.
Right slide right.

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I love this voice.
She had a cool voice, man.

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It's.
Got that little quiet rasp, you

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know.
Yeah.

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So there's that intangible that
you can't teach someone.

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Yeah.
See just just a fine right

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there, right there little.
Yeah.

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That little rasp, man, that
little rasp was cool.

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You have the same intangible
quality.

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Oh, thank you, Mike.
So that's Tony Carey.

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So here's another one I pulled
out of the thing.

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Well. 1st I ever bought with my
own money and.

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And and talk about breaking on
in the scene.

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I did a movie that never never
left the the the tin can.

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What?
The fuck was it called?

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I played this really wicked,
like just sadistic dude that

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there's a scene in it where
there's a dungeon and I'm I'm

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I'm in up in the room and from
the back you can you can see I'm

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I'm pleasuring myself and
dropping it into a tube.

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OK.
And then the tube goes down to

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the dungeon and the women are
there feeding off the tube.

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But the opening song he was
using was too late for love I'm

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walking.
This is how old this movie was,

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OK?
I'm walking through Sky Harbor,

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no permits.
I have, I have a movie set, 9mm

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in my hand, OK, Like in my hand,
walking through, walking through

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one of the terminals, just with
the gun in my hand.

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And he's, he's the cameraman's
going backwards, 'cause I'm

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walking and they're coming up
from the feet, you know, all the

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way up.
And they zoom in on the eyes,

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you know, fucking Sky.
HARBOR, Man.

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That's crazy.
Did anybody say anything?

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No, because it's just it was, it
was, you know, middle of the

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day, man.
I don't remember if anybody was

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fucking in there.
It was just one of those things,

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dude, just fucking crazy.
The deep cut off that pyromania

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album that I liked, that very
few people ever mentioned is

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Billy's got his gun.
I love that song.

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Yeah, there's the longest ending
in the history of the world.

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That's the first White Snake
incarnation.

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Yep.
That's what.

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For your loving John Sykes man,
he's one of the baddest guitar

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players to ever pick up the
guitar.

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So Speaking of guitars, some
people in my office theater,

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people in the office theater
today we're talking about

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there's a documentary for Red
Hot Chili Peppers on Netflix,

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which I didn't know.
Yeah, I got, I haven't watched

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that one yet, all McCartney one
on Amazon Prime.

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I cannot recommend enough, man.
On the run.

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It's an hour and 55 minutes.
That feels like about 25.

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OK.
So that one the the the Peppers,

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it wasn't an argument.
It was it was just a discussion

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there.
Like swear, John Forsyth's the

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best, the best guitar for Shanti
has the best guitar player

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around right now.
And I'm like, really, I'm like

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better than just Prince came to
mind.

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I'm like better than Prince.
Well, Prince is dead.

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So yeah, I don't, I don't, I
don't think I agree with that

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because I just don't think.
He is a bad musician, man, He.

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Is, but I don't think he's the
best.

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He's up there.
Yeah.

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Just not be not for his
technical playing ability, for

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his ability to put such complex
chord structure together.

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Gotcha.
OK.

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That's the that's the hard part
about when you start getting

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into who's the best.
It's like the best at what?

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Yeah.
Is he the There's people when

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you say Malcolm Young is one of
the greatest guitar players

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ever, they'll go.
No, he's not.

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And then there's an argument,
right?

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Because right, technically was
he the greatest?

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No.
He used like 5 chords in his

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whole career.
But yeah, he sold over what, 150

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million records using those five
chords.

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So yeah, right.
Right.

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We have, we have to define
what's the best.

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I know where you're coming from
and from your mindset.

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No, you know, technically, maybe
not.

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Oh Jesus.
Now talk now talk about

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technical ability Rushes 2112
for those of you who are just

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listening.
One of the greatest albums ever

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recorded.
Right.

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I just read a funny story with
Getty Lee, He said now that

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they're going out on this tour
and he hasn't been playing those

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songs in a long time.
So I didn't realize how hard

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those songs were to play when we
were in the middle of all of it.

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Because you're doing it all the
time.

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But yeah, when you've been away
from it for a while and you have

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to relearn it.
Yep.

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To hear that from Getty Lee, it
makes you feel better as a

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player, right?
Because we all have those same

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problems.
Yeah, so when Alter Bridge came

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to Arizona, the first time I saw
them, this was the album that

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they were touring, which 21
songs.

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Wanted to be able to play there.
And and you didn't realize that

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these 'cause I was like, wow,
this has been a long show cause.

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For those of you who are
listening, he's holding up the

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Live at the Royal Albert Hall
album.

456
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,600
You have to be invited to play
there.

457
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,480
You just, you know, that's a
honor.

458
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,840
Yeah.
It's not just another gig, even

459
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,880
for a band that size.
Right.

460
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,640
And it's alter bridges with the
Parallax Parallax Orchestra.

461
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,840
But kid you not, most bands play
13 to 15 songs.

462
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,720
They they play 21 songs.
And legit, I just it blew my

463
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,120
mind like we're still here.
We're still I'm like, they got

464
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,600
to be done.
They got to be done sooner or

465
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,160
later.
They played because nobody knew

466
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,800
this was the end product.
So what we heard in Phoenix,

467
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,040
which I think was a second or
third date, they end up touring

468
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:18,840
for over a year and a half and
then finishing in in in in

469
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,640
England.
And he fucking nailed everything

470
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,200
Miles did nailed.
There's there's in the where is

471
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,120
it waters rising.
They never play that live.

472
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,400
There's a sequence in there
where miles like, you know, I

473
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,240
can hold, I can hold a note for
pretty long.

474
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,520
Yes you can.
This dude puts everybody to

475
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,240
shame.
Not only does it hold a note, he

476
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,360
keeps going higher and higher
with it to where you think he's

477
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:44,320
just there.
No.

478
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,680
Pushes at once.
It's just, it's and it's this is

479
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,760
unopened by the way kids never
opened.

480
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,800
Just.
Unbelievable.

481
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,080
This is this is The funny thing
about Mike and I.

482
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,680
So when we were pre show, he's
like, dude, I'm going to ask

483
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,440
you, I'm going to name a band,
you're going to tell me what

484
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,160
your favorite song is.
I'm like, did you have no idea

485
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,880
what I had planned for today?
I didn't either.

486
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,640
Another reason I wanted to play
guitar.

487
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,560
Right, right, that that
literally was the first heavy

488
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,800
metal album to ever reach #1 at
the time.

489
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,840
Yep, that's true story 1983,
right?

490
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,560
Yep, Yep, on all charts.
Amazing.

491
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,480
I remember walking around town
with a boom box jam and mental

492
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,160
health.
Oh.

493
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,760
Fuck yeah, dude.
That was, that was I was I, I, I

494
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,960
did something.
I was doing something for school

495
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,720
or something and I want it.
So I got to pick what record I

496
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,640
wanted or cassette.
I wanted Mental health.

497
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,600
Quite right.
My brother was like fucking dumb

498
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,440
ass.
That's a question I've always

499
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,000
had.
If Randy Rhodes had stayed in

500
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,120
Quiet Riot, would they have
attained the success that they

501
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,280
had because he after he, not
because he left, but after he.

502
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:48,760
Left.
I don't.

503
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,040
I don't, I don't.
Think so I I know I think they

504
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,920
still because I think it was
more Kevin Dubrow was this, it

505
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,960
was this.
It was a voice.

506
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,920
I think more than than any
imagery because the mental

507
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,920
health, the mental health video
with the with the metal and

508
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,800
shit.
I just saw it about a week ago

509
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,480
on, yeah, that Metal Mayhem show
on MTV.

510
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,680
Yeah, it was fantastic video for
its time.

511
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,840
Yep, it was.
And that's what you'd had to do

512
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,040
to make it in the world back
then.

513
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,520
MTV, you had to be on MTV.
You had to have a catchy video

514
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,560
that that sparked interest and
was played and requested all the

515
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,360
time.
It's just weird how Kevin Dubrow

516
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:23,920
needed more simplistic music in
his life and Ozzy needed more

517
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,600
complex and it all worked out
for everybody, you know?

518
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ozzy needed Randy.

519
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,720
He I don't, I don't, I don't
know if Ozzy's solo, initial

520
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,600
solo would have done what I did
without Randy.

521
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,640
No, that would say that Sparky
needed.

522
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,800
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause Ozzy's Ozzy,

523
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,600
you know, You all know we love
Ozzy, but I just, I just think

524
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,840
that without that element, you
know?

525
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,880
I went and saw that tour.
Yeah, I still wanted the album.

526
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,880
They made a lot of shit man, but
they they do great songs.

527
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,080
They did write great songs for
sure, absolutely.

528
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,840
But to Neanderwall's point, you
have people like Mötley Crüe.

529
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,520
Nobody knows why, they're huge,
and Poison's much better than

530
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,600
Mötley Crüe.
So this is a record store find

531
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,640
which you can tell because of
the drawings on it.

532
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,480
Oh yeah.
Born around the drawings.

533
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:18,320
So if you've never watched
anything about the E Street

534
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,840
Band, there's documentaries, go
watch that because Bruce

535
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,840
Springsteen wouldn't be anything
without Steven Van Zant.

536
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,120
He'd be nothing. 100% absolutely
nothing.

537
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,600
I don't care what you say, go
watch the documentary and you'll

538
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,200
realize.
It very rarely is there not a

539
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,360
songwriting duo.
You know, Yep, there's cheap

540
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,880
trick again tonight, heaven
tonight.

541
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,240
Oh yeah, well, and and just just
the E Street band, the whole the

542
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:48,160
whole I got to fix this, my OCD
the whole the whole background

543
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:52,440
like like everybody found.
Yes, his image, right?

544
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,560
He was the image and the sound
backed up what he was

545
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,360
portraying.
It was.

546
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,480
It was an act on all their
parts, but it worked.

547
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,560
Right.
And the other thing too, that

548
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,680
the foundation of that sound in
the image came from Jersey

549
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,760
Shore, the Atlantic City stuff.
So none of none of Bruce

550
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,040
Stringstein wouldn't be who he
is without all that.

551
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,840
They they, they pulled him up on
stage.

552
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,880
Bruce was just a rhythm guitar
player basically.

553
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,320
He wasn't the forefront of
anything.

554
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,960
You just was there jamming with
him.

555
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,440
But then it goes back to like
The Beatles playing 12 hour

556
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,800
shows and locking yourselves in
a room and doing nothing.

557
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,400
I've heard Bruce say in
interviews, I just wanted to be

558
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,920
in the band.
I yeah, you could never predict

559
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,440
this was going to happen.
Or, you know, a liar, you know.

560
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,320
Right.
Yep.

561
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,680
But so many people just, you
know, they just gravitate to

562
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,800
born in the USA and think that's
that's the thing.

563
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,560
And and that's a protest song,
boys and girls.

564
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,880
In case you didn't know, we open
for these motherfuckers.

565
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,240
Yes, we did.
Can't.

566
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,040
See, don't remember any of these
guys.

567
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,760
I didn't.
I wasn't drunk or stoned at the

568
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,800
time.
I think maybe one of the

569
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,360
original members might have.
Been there.

570
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,760
At the time too, you know, but
still rain on Scarecrow.

571
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,800
Oh, fantastic album.
So that that touched me because

572
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:09,440
my entire family up to me and my
parents were farmers.

573
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,160
So that was that was pretty, you
know?

574
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,800
So this is this.
Holy shit.

575
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,240
That is right.
That's Michael Schenker.

576
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Before he left.

577
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,880
Yep.
And that's a that's a crazy

578
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:28,240
story because they were so
worried that he was going to

579
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,760
freak out over the songwriting
or whatever, and he wanted out

580
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,800
so bad he basically signed a
contract that said it's all

581
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,560
yours, I will never bother you
again.

582
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,440
He just didn't want to be
pigeonholed into playing that

583
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,360
same kind of music forever.
So some of the titles of the

584
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,880
songs here, the first one, he's
a woman, she's a man.

585
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,040
They were ready for the future.
They were.

586
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:53,000
Ready for the Future Man,
Shamrock Fever, Dark Lady,

587
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,520
Speedies Coming, Robot Man,
Catch Your Train, and On the

588
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,560
back advertisements for three
other albums.

589
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,600
That's how people did it back
then about.

590
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,320
Every nine months an album came
out.

591
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,160
Yep, arguably argue.
Arguably one of the best Billy

592
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,360
Joel albums ever.
The Stranger.

593
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,240
Oh, couldn't agree.
More arguably.

594
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,720
One of the.
Best Supertramp albums ever.

595
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,120
Billy Joel's Yeah, I agree.
Billy Joel's funny for me

596
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,840
because I always think that I
don't like Billy Joel till one

597
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,120
of his songs comes on and then I
like, Oh yeah, I love Billy

598
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,240
Joel.
Yeah, same way, same way, dude.

599
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:32,200
It's the weirdest thing.
This this was.

600
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:38,240
An album that that changed.
My it was when I.

601
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,120
Started drawing pictures of
bands.

602
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Oh, escape.
Yep, and it.

603
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,200
Wasn't necessarily don't stop
believe like believe it or not,

604
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,200
I'm the guy that likes I like
Stone.

605
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,560
In love I.
Liked Escape, Lay it Down,

606
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,160
Mother Mother father.
I like the heavy riffs, like I

607
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,920
dumped the ballads a little bit,
but I really like the heavier

608
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,080
stuff that Journey did and they
just don't get enough credit for

609
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,800
that.
Which blows my mind man, because

610
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,880
any time is my favorite.
Song by Journey.

611
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,720
Yeah, they wrote some.
Really good, heavy stuff, man.

612
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,240
And who is that Greg?
Greg Rossi, Yeah, he's.

613
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,160
The singer on that song?
Yeah.

614
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,840
Another journey.
Oh yeah.

615
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,520
And then just, you know, boys
and girls.

616
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,880
We don't realize that Neil Shawn
started playing guitar with

617
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,560
Santana when he was 17, and I
think he joined Journey when he

618
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,800
was 19.
Yeah, and the one.

619
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,160
That I think.
Yeah, the one that I think

620
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,360
really, really, really put
Journey on the map.

621
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,200
Oh, frontiers for sure.
Yeah, yeah.

622
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,800
Yeah, I remember the video for
I.

623
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,720
Remember the video for track
listing for that?

624
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:45,080
Other than faithfully.
Fuck, where is it?

625
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:49,560
It's so there it is.
Up on top separate ways wasn't a

626
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,720
big fan of that one.
Syndrome.

627
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,600
I loved Separate ways from what
I've learned about them was all

628
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,840
They were all going through
divorce at the time, like all of

629
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,640
them.
Syndrome I.

630
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,560
Love chain.
Reaction after the fall

631
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,480
faithfully, but then you go to
the side to Edge of the Blade.

632
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,560
Fucking great song.
Troubled child, great song.

633
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,680
Frontiers Grape song.
Rubicon, great song.

634
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,440
I didn't really like Back Talk
too much.

635
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,360
I love Faithfully.
That was when I really started

636
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:17,480
like love at first.
Sting, Still Loving You and

637
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,960
Faithfully were the first 2-2
ballad songs that I like.

638
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,920
Oh shit, I like Syndrome.
I love a little bit more than

639
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,440
than Faithfully just because I
like the story behind it.

640
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,800
You know, I'm on the road.
It's more of a songwriter song.

641
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,840
For sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

642
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,480
Here's one that came on
yesterday, right?

643
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,800
Before I got to the casino that
I just again about blew my

644
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,560
speakers out.
Marvin Gaye's Trouble man.

645
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,320
Oh.
Holy shit does he show his

646
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,960
voice?
Off in that song, yeah.

647
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,760
It's just such a great voice,
dude.

648
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,360
Well, this is just such a cool.
Laid back groove that's played

649
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,080
in halftime and he sings like
almost double time throughout

650
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,160
the whole song when he gets to
the verse.

651
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,840
Just carrying out those notes,
man.

652
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,280
Fantastic.
Yeah, yeah.

653
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,840
Another, another this.
This took Def Leppard to a whole

654
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,280
new level like you thought
Pyromania took them somewhere

655
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,200
they had to sell 4 million.
Copies of that album to break

656
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,160
even, right?
Imagine that you got to go 4.

657
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:18,640
Times platinum just to get even.
That's how expensive that album

658
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,040
was to make, right?
So here's another.

659
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,880
This is it.
This isn't an album but it's ACD

660
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,440
set but it's.
Live with the O.

661
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,600
Two yeah again ultra bridge
don't feel too sorry for them if

662
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,880
they're.
Selling out the O2?

663
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,080
No.
And they?

664
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,760
And they did, man, they just and
the cool thing this has in the

665
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:41,000
booklet, it has the lyrics and
everything you know, with, with,

666
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,680
with photos and stuff.
It's nice.

667
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,440
They do really nice shit, man.
Like I got some really nice

668
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,840
ultra bridge merch that you
think like one of them.

669
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,880
I'm named on the back of it.
They only did like, I want to

670
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,360
say 500 of them, and my name's
on the back.

671
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,720
Oh, that's awesome.
So here's the one that's.

672
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,520
Opened of course, for some
reason.

673
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,000
For.
Some reason I had two.

674
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,840
I don't know why, but for some
reason I had two.

675
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:13,520
But yeah, it's, it's, you know,
fucking ultra bridge, man.

676
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,320
I keep.
I keep.

677
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,920
Trying to get miles.
Kennedy on the show, you know.

678
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,960
Another one that that.
That would be awesome.

679
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,639
Another one that I lost that I
wish I had was my original

680
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:29,000
Zeppelin box set because they
never reissued that and I don't

681
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,480
think they're ever going to.
The one that came out in the

682
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:36,320
90s, Yeah.
Yep, we just talked about this

683
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,440
person.
Billy Squire.

684
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,000
Yep.
One of my.

685
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,679
Favorite guitar songwriters?
Ever dude right you want?

686
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,120
To learn how to lay a.
Beat down and put a guitar lick

687
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,600
around it.
Listen to Billy Squire.

688
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,360
Yeah, he'll teach.
You.

689
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:56,320
Here's a super.
Group Night Ranger, OH.

690
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,560
Yeah, saw them in concert too,
Brad.

691
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,360
Gillis is a monster guitar
player.

692
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,840
Oh, then look, there's another
autographed.

693
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:07,440
CD of Ultra bridge.
He just so happens to have.

694
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,120
That's it.
That.

695
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,720
We went through that entire.
Crate of albums.

696
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,760
I only brought one crate in
because I didn't.

697
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,840
Know how long it would take to
go through it so there you go

698
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,920
there's an entire crate I did
find this in the same crate

699
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:23,160
though it's it's dusty remember
Todd McFarlane oh the artist

700
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,240
there's this spawn version of
Jim Morrison that's.

701
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,360
Awesome dude.
And on.

702
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,800
The back they have Jerry.
Garcia, James Hetfield and Angus

703
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:36,440
Young's Spawn version I.
Didn't know they had such a

704
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,200
thing.
Somebody gave that to me.

705
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,400
I believe I.
Wonder if it's worth any money?

706
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:52,360
Probably, unless they made about
100 million.

707
00:35:52,360 --> 00:36:07,000
Of them, right?
Wow, we just hit a wall because

708
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,640
there's no more.
Records to talk about Tony

709
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,840
Carey's still playing on my on
my behind the scenes.

710
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,400
They're the same song has been
looping.

711
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,680
I bet they're oh, Asia.
Remember Asia Falk?

712
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,120
There's another super group.
Asia Super Group for sure man.

713
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,720
Asia, Asia, Asia, yeah, that's.
It my tote's empty.

714
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,640
Man my my tote albums is empty.
I have another one in the garage

715
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,120
if you want to wait a minute.
What was the first record you?

716
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,920
Bought with your own money.
I have, I don't fucking

717
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,440
remember.
Dude, I have no idea.

718
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,680
See, I totally remember it was
pyromania.

719
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,800
For sure.
Yeah, I think.

720
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,560
This Yeah, Jake gave me this.
One year for my I think it was.

721
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,800
My birthday, it was 30.
Seconds To Mars I like. 30

722
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,080
Seconds To Mars.
Yeah, they.

723
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,720
Ride a lot of good stuff too.
Man, there's another band that

724
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,440
just never took off because for
whatever reason they didn't have

725
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,680
a big hit.
Which is weird because.

726
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,240
They have a.
Massive following.

727
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,400
Like a massive following.
Well, in my.

728
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,080
Opinion.
They're the same as Corrosion

729
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,800
and Conformity.
They had a couple minor hits in

730
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,040
the 90s when the Deliverance
album came out, but they can

731
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,800
play anywhere in the world
without a problem.

732
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,960
So I think you got the best of
both worlds.

733
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,080
You don't have to be mega famous
and you're making a decent

734
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,160
living.
Yeah, true.

735
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,160
My phone's.
Being weird have you?

736
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,600
Is your.
Phone being weird lately?

737
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,480
No, but it goes.
It goes.

738
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,760
Through periods, you probably
got towers down around you or

739
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,080
something.
That's what happens here.

740
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,320
It's just bizarre, like
sometimes.

741
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,400
It, it's acts like it's sending
a message and then it doesn't

742
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,520
send a message.
I'm like, why aren't you not

743
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,040
sending the message?
And I look at it, it's like

744
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,160
thinking about it.
Well, there's, it's not that

745
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,240
hard to send that message, man.
It's just a simple little

746
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,840
message.
Like, come on, motherfucker.

747
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,320
Who do you have for phone
service?

748
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,680
Verizon.
I had T-Mobile forever man, but

749
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,200
then it just made financial
sense to switch to Verizon I.

750
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,000
Got AT&T?
And so far they've been the best

751
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,040
that I I would went from
T-Mobile to them.

752
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,840
Yeah, T.
Mobile did not work.

753
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,640
Inside the factory, so I would
have to leave my phone in one

754
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,320
spot and it wouldn't work so
every.

755
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,600
Time I saw somebody that was.
Actually on their phone and it

756
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,000
was working.
I said who do you got for

757
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000
service?
And the answer was always AT&T.

758
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:31,280
So see, and I had AT&T forever.
But when I switched because

759
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,200
T-Mobile had a new program out
when I first got into real

760
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,560
estate, that's how long I've had
my phone number had AT.

761
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,560
And T for the first couple.
Years and T-mobile's new.

762
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,440
Program was was.
Like 40. 999 a month for.

763
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,640
Everything business line, I'm
like switching and AT&T was such

764
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,280
an asshole about letting my
number go.

765
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,760
It took like 3 days.
All that was back in those days.

766
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,680
When yeah, they didn't want to
port the phone number to a new

767
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,760
carrier.
Yeah, like 2000 I.

768
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,320
Want to say 2003 or 4?
You've had your phone number so.

769
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,080
Long that I remember it, and
think about how many phone

770
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,600
numbers you remember it, right?
I remember my mom and dad's home

771
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,160
phone, and I think I remember
yours and maybe two others.

772
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,240
My home phone was 839. 0064 I'm
not going to say ours.

773
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,600
Because she still has it.
Oh, wait on.

774
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:21,760
I still remember my locker.
Combination at School 283828.

775
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:27,640
71142.
Imagine the guy that has.

776
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,600
Come up with.
Combos.

777
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,480
What's your job?
I do the combinations for Master

778
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:31,320
Lock.
That's my job.

779
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,720
Man, that would be a cool job.
Yeah, done by a computer.

780
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:40,840
Now I'm most certain you think.
Making up the.

781
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,000
Combinations, yeah.
Because the computer is going to

782
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,280
make make sure that there's no
duplicates in the sequence and

783
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,960
oh, that's how we.
Track serial numbers.

784
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:55,120
Where I work, yeah.
Computer can do it in two

785
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,280
seconds.
Mark Winters.

786
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,640
Might be able to do it in. 2
seconds.

787
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,320
But you're not going to be able
to afford 100 Mark Winters at

788
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,800
your business to do the
counting, no.

789
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,320
Backwards and inverted.
Speaking of which, his album is

790
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,640
out.
Today, ladies and gentlemen, go

791
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:10,960
buy it.
Stream it.

792
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,440
Yeah, Jensen.
By the Jensen.

793
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,840
Jensen Buck messaged me earlier
today.

794
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:22,320
Nice shout out to Jensen.
Yeah, he wanted to come on the.

795
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,040
Show.
Let's come on the show again and

796
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,360
not be sideways.
Yeah, this is like what he said

797
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,480
I was like.
Dude, I got time today.

798
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,360
He's like, fuck, I'm working.
And then Don.

799
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,160
Warnock.
Our our good friend, he wanted

800
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,040
to come back on the show and so
I was like, why, you know, I

801
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,000
didn't schedule something for a
day.

802
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,520
He's like, I'm working.
So Don's coming on April 14th.

803
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,200
Awesome.
I got to and I got to get, I got

804
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,240
to go and check because I,
there's a couple people I, I

805
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,080
gave opportunities for in April
before I go back to Jensen and

806
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:56,200
say here's your date and time.
Yes.

807
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,120
And just for the record.
For the last time, that was a

808
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,040
glitch in the system which we
made Riverside aware of and.

809
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,960
This is all a process because.
It's new for everybody.

810
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,800
We didn't realize we were such
an early adopter of Riverside,

811
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,800
so no, we did not.
They've come.

812
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,480
A long way and one thing.
You cannot do is rotate it if

813
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,000
your guest moves his phone.
And that's what happened.

814
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,520
And Jensen was made aware of it.
And for all the people who were

815
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,960
naysayers, he approved of that
episode being released.

816
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,840
So we didn't do.
Something to be an.

817
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,960
Asshole to somebody, we.
Wouldn't do that I.

818
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,240
Texted him immediately.
Here's the deal dude.

819
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,160
I will not release it if you
don't want me to.

820
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,920
And he said laugh out loud, I
don't care.

821
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,160
Which I thought.
Was what he was going to say,

822
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,720
which is why I approached him
with it in the first place.

823
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,040
You just know people you know
and he.

824
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,200
Seemed like he kind of goes with
the flow like I do.

825
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,280
I would have said the same
thing.

826
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,040
Sorry man, I'm the one that
moved my phone.

827
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,240
And for the whole episode, we
thought that he was in portrait

828
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,720
mode because that's how we were
looking at each other, right?

829
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,160
Exactly and just for the.
Record Riverside.

830
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,280
Did reach out again at a higher
level and say can you explain

831
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,040
what happened so that we can
look into this?

832
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,600
And I did.
I sent him back an e-mail and

833
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,480
said here's what happened.
Cool.

834
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,280
So they're very.
Proactive.

835
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,080
Which is why we like them.
You, you suffer through growing

836
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,000
pains when their customer
service reaches back out, right?

837
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,560
They've always done that for me.
So when I see negative things,

838
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,360
and I know you do too, I like to
try and say that's not been our

839
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,720
experience.
Yeah, I do, because I don't.

840
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,440
I don't, you know, everybody's
learning by doing.

841
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,520
Here's nothing that's
interesting because we always

842
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,360
have, we always have upload
issues, right?

843
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,240
Right.
Without a guest.

844
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:42,320
I'm at 99%.
You're 80, you're at 97%.

845
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,440
When I have guests, we have
guests.

846
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,080
I'm always like 30-40.
Fifty percent is the weirdest

847
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,280
thing, man.
Well, that is weird.

848
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,120
Right, I don't know, I.
I because you're right, that is

849
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,760
and that's been.
The case here lately for sure,

850
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,080
yeah.
Yeah, like when we had when we

851
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,680
were talking to what was his
name?

852
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,440
The.
Other day I.

853
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,320
Had I had to I?
Died twice it.

854
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,640
Was it was annoying, you know,
so that was another one I

855
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,920
didn't.
Tell you about we waited forever

856
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:16,880
for his and his never got past
94% and then I finally had to

857
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,080
have him log out and log back in
and then the upload completed.

858
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,000
That's so weird, man, but we.
Just got in a conversation we.

859
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,840
Talked for like 15 minutes and I
looked down.

860
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,520
I'm like dude, you're still at
94%.

861
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,400
I bet you log back out and log
back in.

862
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,440
So then I go to edit it or make
not.

863
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,520
Edit it make.
Sure that it processed and his

864
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,960
track wasn't processed.
So once again I had to reach out

865
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,960
to customer service and they
fixed it but.

866
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,360
It's not perfect when you're
trying to.

867
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,600
Record people who are in all
parts of the country, I guess,

868
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,480
right?
Yeah.

869
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,480
Which you?
Know shit happens, yeah?

870
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,440
It's part of the charm of the
show.

871
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,800
It ain't no big thing.
It's live, warts and all.

872
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,640
Live.
It's not memorex.

873
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,120
So if you want to be on the
show, just go.

874
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,680
To Chris and mikeshow.com and
scroll to the top and click

875
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,880
register as a guest and Mike
gets that e-mail.

876
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,640
He forwards it to me, then we
get you dialed in.

877
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:18,720
So a guy named.
Phillip which you, you, you, you

878
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,280
messaged me.
You forwarded me Phillip's

879
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,440
message.
Phillip Nekov, you know.

880
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:28,840
What I'm talking about, yes.
Well, we had Chad Valier.

881
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,200
On he loved the Chad he he loved
the Valier show, so he's going

882
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,960
to he's chiming in to to come on
for.

883
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:41,680
The 21st at. 5 PMCT What's CT
Central time with Deborah

884
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,040
Masterson for Freedom Quest, a
love story.

885
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,360
I'm going to have to remind him
that the 21st is is is.

886
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:55,480
It's 4:00 PM, not 5:00 PM.
Well, if he's talking central.

887
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,840
Time, it would be 6:00 PM if
it's Tuesday, OK.

888
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,000
It is Tuesday.
If it's a Tuesday.

889
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,160
We start at 6:00 central time,
which is 4 year time.

890
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:15,360
Well, that's why I told him.
We start Tuesdays, 4:00 PM set

891
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,520
up time, which is 6:00 PM to
your time.

892
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:23,320
Confirm you are good.
Yeah.

893
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,840
It's part of the year.
I start at 5:00 and.

894
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,440
Part of the year I start at six,
we're in the part of the year I

895
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:34,600
start at six, right?
So letting him know that.

896
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:47,060
There you go, we'll see what he
says.

897
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,760
This says this guy powered his
home.

898
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,920
For eight years with 1000
reclaimed laptop batteries

899
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,360
arranged as packs recharged by
solar panels using an engineered

900
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,040
fully off grid system for a
year.

901
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,960
You're right.
That's what that's.

902
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:05,680
What's?
Crazy.

903
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,040
That's a lot of batteries, man.
Uh huh.

904
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,360
So.
We're going to get him on the

905
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:12,880
show.
Nice.

906
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,760
Yeah.
Anything else you want to talk

907
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:15,120
about?
Because.

908
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,720
I don't want to be that guy that
just sits here.

909
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,880
Filling space, you know what I
mean?

910
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,440
You know, because, I mean, our
shows are good.

911
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,640
And I don't, I don't want to be
that guy.

912
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,680
That's just like, OK, let's talk
about something, Mike, just

913
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,720
because we are viewers.
Well, that's what we're doing.

914
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,720
We're just talking.
OK, OK.

915
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,800
Yeah, that's true.
Relax.

916
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,320
We don't have to have something
to talk.

917
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:45,160
About, but this is true.
What can't?

918
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,920
What did you do yesterday?
What did I do yesterday?

919
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:54,400
What was yesterday, Thursday, so
I had a closing so I had to go

920
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,040
get keys for that.
I worked out.

921
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,320
I went to the I went to Oh, I
said I went to the urologist,

922
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:02,320
you know, because I do that a
couple times a year because you

923
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:10,640
have to and I wore my B kind
shirt.

924
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,280
So when?
I get in there.

925
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,680
I always ask when I go to the
doctor.

926
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,000
I was when I because I walked
in, it was crowded, like the

927
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
whole thing was crowded.
So I.

928
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,720
I I, you know, walk in and I go
to the front desk.

929
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,880
Really cool 80 receptionist.
Not receptionist but.

930
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,120
You know the.
Lady behind the counter takes

931
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,200
your insurance card?
Sign in.

932
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,480
I don't.
I don't know if she's Jamaican

933
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,400
or what, but she's really just
fucking.

934
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,320
I still call him a receptionist.
Too.

935
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,360
OK, yeah, she's a super cool.
Human right?

936
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,240
We've always had this little
banter going back and forth.

937
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,880
So I sign in and I go sit down
in the one chair available and

938
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,400
she comes back.
And.

939
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:59,520
Says oh, Nikki comes back and
and calls me up and I was.

940
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,480
Like, hey, how late is he
running?

941
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,920
Because when I see a full
office, a full waiting room, I'm

942
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,520
like, how late is he?
Because I'm not going to sit

943
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,240
around for an hour.
I'm like, sorry, time is

944
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:10,080
valuable so.
She's like half an.

945
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,600
Hour and she's like oh I love
your shirt because I said be

946
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:16,720
kind my thanks and I said I'm
not going to be very kind if I'm

947
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,400
just sitting here for an hour so
I.

948
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,560
Hear the I hate rumblings of.
Laughter behind me right so I

949
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,640
turn around and it's literally
probably a 15 by 15 waiting

950
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,200
room.
So I turn around and and a

951
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,400
couple people make comments
about my shirt right then and

952
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,760
somebody comes and gets gets a
patient and they're oh, I love

953
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,160
your shirt.
I sit.

954
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Down another one opens.
The door for somebody else

955
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,520
coming out and oh, I love your
shirt.

956
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,880
So.
I'm there 10 minutes before my

957
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,760
appointment, so about 132, my
appointments at 1:30.

958
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,720
I get called back at 1:32 and
and then she's like, oh, look at

959
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,160
that.
Chris is on his way back.

960
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:55,560
So I go back the door and blood
pressure and stuff, you know,

961
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,880
like you do.
And then and then the two other

962
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,440
people see the shirt, lobby
shirt, lobby shirt.

963
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,560
I get into the room, doctor
comes in, you know, we have our

964
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,960
2-3 minute conversation because
it's just a follow up and he's

965
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,160
by the way, I love your shirt.
This the most comments I've

966
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,880
gotten on that shirt of all the
times I wore.

967
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,440
You know what that tells me?
That at the core, people really

968
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,160
do just want to be nice.
Yeah, yeah.

969
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,360
And as long as you don't watch
the.

970
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,200
News.
You realize that there's way

971
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,680
more nice people out there than
there are Dick heads?

972
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,520
Agreed The Dick.
Heads and assholes are the.

973
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,400
Minority, but they're so loud
that they stand out right.

974
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,840
I spent the whole.
Day at the casino.

975
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,760
Yesterday with my buddy Joe and
we encountered way more nice

976
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,960
people people than we did not,
you know, yeah, I had one grumpy

977
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,960
asshole that almost ran into me
coming out of the bathroom and I

978
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,360
said excuse me, even though it
was clearly, clearly his fucking

979
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,400
fault.
And he just.

980
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,040
Grumbled at me.
Whatever.

981
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,480
Yeah, because he probably lost,
you know, more money than he

982
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,320
needed to and he was in a bad
mood and whatever.

983
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,120
I just 20 years.
Ago I'd have.

984
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,600
Stood there and been like, you
know, you were the fucking

985
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,240
asshole that ran into me, right?
And I'm apologize.

986
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,960
I would have explained why he
was in the wrong, but it's like

987
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,880
he's never going to understand.
No, I've.

988
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,800
Come to the point just.
Now I understand who's standing

989
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,960
in front of me.
I know you're not capable of

990
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,400
understanding my explanation.
You were wrong.

991
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,640
Yeah, but I'm apologizing.
To you.

992
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,440
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not.

993
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,520
I'm not I.
Don't.

994
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,400
But that was one person out of.
Hundreds.

995
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,520
That's my point, right?
When somebody when somebody

996
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,040
apologizes.
I my reaction is no need to

997
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,920
apologize.
Whatever the situation is, it is

998
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,800
what it is.
You know, it's it's all good.

999
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,080
You know, shit happens.
So here's the flip side of that

1000
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,680
I'm.
In the bathroom and they have

1001
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,600
this fancy new because this is a
brand new casino it just opened

1002
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,800
not even no, I don't think so
I'm in the.

1003
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,920
Bathroom and the.
Fucking hand dryer is not

1004
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,880
working and I'm always trying to
use the hand dryer as the soap

1005
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,400
anyway so I was proud of myself
for finally figuring out how to

1006
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,200
do it the right way.
You know my.

1007
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,440
Hand dryer doesn't work.
So I start laughing.

1008
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,320
I'm like a fucking corset
doesn't work.

1009
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,880
So I go to use the one next to
me and there's a guy that was

1010
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:09,600
going to use that sink and I was
like, oh man, I'm so sorry,

1011
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,920
dude.
I said I finally figured the

1012
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,560
shit out and mine doesn't work
right.

1013
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,600
He just starts laughing.
He's like, it's all good, man.

1014
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,920
It's all good.
Yeah, that's more.

1015
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,640
What I.
Encountered than the guy who was

1016
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,560
grumbling at me.
That's my point, Yeah, We had a

1017
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,720
good laugh.
About it, it's like.

1018
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,480
Hey, I finally figured out the
soaps over here and the fucking

1019
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,120
dryers over here and mine
doesn't work.

1020
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:29,800
Then I try and interrupt you,
you know?

1021
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,440
Yeah.
And see, I don't necessarily.

1022
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,040
Like the hand the the air
dryers, they don't work.

1023
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,280
No, I walked out and my.
Hands were wet.

1024
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,760
Every fucking time.
So when you go to like a like.

1025
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,520
A like a convenience store gas
station type, right?

1026
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,840
You know they always have hot
dogs and food for sale, yes,

1027
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:49,560
right, So I won't.
Use the hand.

1028
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,040
Dryers.
I'll I'll walk out of the I'll

1029
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:52,440
shake my hands.
I'll walk out of the bathroom,

1030
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,280
beeline for wherever the napkins
are, grab 5-6 napkins, dry my

1031
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,040
hand and throw it away.
That's genius.

1032
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,800
Yeah.
I'm just 'cause I don't like.

1033
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,080
The hair dryers at all?
I don't.

1034
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,720
I don't either.
They just don't work.

1035
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,160
No at all.
So if I walked.

1036
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,840
Out of there, without wet hands,
I'd use.

1037
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,280
Them every time.
I don't like it either, so I've

1038
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,960
I've always learned.
Just.

1039
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,920
Just to use the.
The the paper towels or napkins

1040
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,400
or whatever they have.
I'm going to start doing that.

1041
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,720
I don't.
Know why I never thought of that

1042
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,880
myself?
Yeah.

1043
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,240
Man, it's all good.
It's crazy.

1044
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,920
Remember when they had that?
Old fucking shit where you

1045
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,560
pulled the look like an old
man's undershirt.

1046
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,160
Yes, that's fucking terrible.
Oh, the diseases that were on

1047
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,240
that thing.
Can you imagine?

1048
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,000
No dude, I hate.
Those things even.

1049
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,440
As a kid.
And then and then and.

1050
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,680
It's supposed to be sanitary
because it rolls through the

1051
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:46,200
cup.
Fuck you.

1052
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,120
It doesn't clean.
It's all nasty and brown and

1053
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,960
shit, man.
It's Some of those things were

1054
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,080
just.
Disgusting.

1055
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,320
Yeah, it's fucking terrible,
dude.

1056
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,920
I don't oh that.
And they say that with the with

1057
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,320
the hand dryers that you put
your hands.

1058
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,880
They say they're just as
unsanitary.

1059
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,400
I just heard that on Rogan.
He said he called it shit dust.

1060
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,360
He's like all he does is blow
the shit.

1061
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,240
Dust.
Around.

1062
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,360
So and so here's the here's the
thing.

1063
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,840
That I've done and I've done
this pray way before COVID.

1064
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,000
So whenever I'm in like when it
can I go dance and Saturday

1065
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,960
nights, the denim and diamonds.
It's it's you know, it's the old

1066
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,120
school bathroom where every
urinal is lined up so you can

1067
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,560
look over and wow, God bless
you.

1068
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,520
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, dude, you're going to have a

1069
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,000
hard time getting anybody with
that.

1070
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,360
You know what I mean?
One of those things, right?

1071
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,600
And then you have the row and
then you have all the sinks tied

1072
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,720
together, right?
There's like 10 sinks and you

1073
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,840
have like probably 30 urinals
and then you have single stall

1074
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,400
Thrones, right?
Yep.

1075
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,680
And then it's a typical.
West Country Western bar where

1076
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,440
you have the the the shelf above
the urinal so you can put your

1077
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:50,440
beer you know well.
When you're washing.

1078
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,960
Your hands, kids.
If you turn the.

1079
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,040
Faucet on, you get your hands
wet, then you get the soap and

1080
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,880
you wash your hands like I know
the faucet.

1081
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,560
Oh, clean, clean, clean.
But then if you have to grab the

1082
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,280
paper towel dispenser, go whack
A whack A whack A whack A whack

1083
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,600
A to get paper towels out.
You just uncleansed your hand.

1084
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,640
So for the OCD people in the
world, you whack a whack of the

1085
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:18,000
the paper towel first.
Then you take that paper towel,

1086
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,480
whack A whack again, open up the
faucet, put the paper towel

1087
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,960
behind the faucet.
I know.

1088
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,400
Wash, get the soap, wash your
hands, use that paper towel,

1089
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,880
shut the faucet.
Then you already have a paper

1090
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:29,440
towel.
They're ready.

1091
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,360
So you pull the new paper towel
off and you whack A whack, A

1092
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,440
whack, A whack, A whack, A whack
again to get the right amount of

1093
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,880
paper towels to dry your hands.
Then your hands are clean.

1094
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,120
I'm laughing with you and here's
why I know.

1095
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,480
I've had MERSA 4 times and I'd
learned to do shit like that

1096
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,320
because people are disgusting.
Yeah, so when I used to be on.

1097
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:49,560
The When I used to do the
homeless stuff, you know, feed

1098
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:54,120
homeless four or five times a
month, there was 1.

1099
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:55,080
Of the things that you had to
take.

1100
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,480
The food handlers class, you had
to be mindful like doing that,

1101
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,720
just scratch and tip my nose.
No boys and girls wasn't picked

1102
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:01,840
right there.
I would have just see I'd have

1103
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,600
to go wash my hands again.
So I learned that from from

1104
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,120
doing that, that it's just you
got to you just don't.

1105
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,720
You don't.
And that's a good habit to get

1106
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:11,200
out of.
When you're in public too, is

1107
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,920
you just said it touching your
face because that's where I got

1108
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,120
it the first time was like right
here on my jaw.

1109
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,640
Yeah.
Blew up like a.

1110
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,080
Golf ball.
You know what?

1111
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,120
I saw this thing, the other.
Day, I think it was Instagram

1112
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,520
about Japan so we know this from
Jake when Jake.

1113
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,880
Was in Japan two years.
Says the cleanest city he's ever

1114
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,680
been in.
I remember him saying that on

1115
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:33,200
the 1st.
Time he was on the podcast, so

1116
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,680
check this out.
You are not allowed to eat while

1117
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,200
standing up in Japan.
If you're on a train.

1118
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,720
On a train, you're not allowed.
You're not allowed to speak.

1119
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:46,040
You have to respect the silence.
You're not allowed to talk on

1120
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,440
your phone in public because
you're not supposed to let

1121
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,800
everybody else hear your
conversation.

1122
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,360
Case in point, yesterday when I
was a grocery store, some

1123
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,920
dumbass is walking through one
of the aisles.

1124
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,120
He's got a phone like this on
speaker.

1125
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,200
It's not my job to be your PR
representative.

1126
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:03,960
Meanwhile, he's wearing clothes
that he probably just rolled out

1127
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,640
of bed and that he's been
wearing for a week.

1128
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,440
Completely dishevelled hair, and
he's probably some IT guy

1129
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,200
talking.
It's not my job to be your PR

1130
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,440
representative.
It's not my problem that you Bob

1131
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,360
Bob the whole fucking store and
then here this guy first on the

1132
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,000
other.
End going aren't yeah, it's like

1133
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,240
dude, it's like.
Nobody wants to hear your

1134
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,760
conversation.
So in Japan, legit you cannot

1135
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,120
have a a conversation in public
on your phone.

1136
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,640
I like that you have you have
to.

1137
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,520
Respect the silence.
On the train, you can't eat

1138
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,760
while standing.
You have to sit down and eat.

1139
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,280
No shoes allowed in in
businesses or homes, which I've

1140
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,160
always known that most people do
know that about about that stop

1141
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,480
right there.
That's where.

1142
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,920
Most of the germs come in your
home.

1143
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,960
I have the same rule here.
Yeah.

1144
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,320
On the bottom of your shoes.
You're out in public.

1145
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:50,760
Public right?
There's no, there's no, there's

1146
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,400
no litter allowed and there's no
garbage allowed.

1147
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,240
So there's no receptacles in
public.

1148
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:58,720
You cannot jaywalk like you're
not allowed to jaywalk at all

1149
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,800
anywhere.
That's a matter if it's a fence,

1150
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:01,320
right?
Right.

1151
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,960
No matter if it's a surface.
Street, neighborhood street or

1152
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,520
you know, a a busy St. you are
not allowed to jaywalk.

1153
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,200
But the crazy thing to me is
those.

1154
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,880
People have that so ingrained in
their culture, they wouldn't

1155
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,000
think of doing it anyway, you
know, like we would think of

1156
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:14,720
doing it.
Fuck you.

1157
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,760
Don't tell me what to do.
I'm going to cross right here.

1158
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,560
That wouldn't even enter their
mind.

1159
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:23,680
That's fascinating to me, Yeah.
That proves that your DNA.

1160
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,360
Carries so much of your, You
know, that's why we still have

1161
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,480
these crazy puritan values in
our DNA.

1162
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,040
It's irrational, but they're
there.

1163
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,520
Yeah.
We're not really those people.

1164
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,000
We haven't.
Been those people for a long

1165
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,560
time.
They haven't been those people

1166
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:40,200
for a long time, but that
everything you just.

1167
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,520
Said has.
Been carried over for probably

1168
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:47,760
1000 years.
Yeah, it's called respect RE.

1169
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,600
SPECT.
Find out what it means to me.

1170
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:53,000
But think about.
Every rule you just.

1171
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,560
Said it's thinking about the
other person and I don't know

1172
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:57,600
how much.
It's a rule.

1173
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,560
But it's just, it's just what
they're it's I guess it is a

1174
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,000
rule, I guess their culture,
yeah.

1175
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,280
And it's their culture for sure,
I've seen.

1176
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:10,720
Videos of those Japanese.
Women out there like sweeping

1177
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:13,400
their storefront sidewalk, you
know, there's nothing there.

1178
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,120
I'm like, what are you sweeping?
Right there was.

1179
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,560
One little piece of trash,
right?

1180
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:22,680
There, you know.
Flakes.

1181
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,600
Flakes.
Yeah, We just don't have the

1182
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,360
same respect.
For our society.

1183
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,440
We don't.
I noticed that.

1184
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,240
Driving down the road yesterday.
Which is in disrepair.

1185
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,920
Well, and you notice the drive.
Down the road when?

1186
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,600
People flick stuff out of their
their vehicles, their windows

1187
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,840
and, you know, you know,
litterbugs and shit.

1188
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,640
Like, that's like, come on, man.
Like, really?

1189
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,320
Yeah.
Still to this day you have.

1190
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,880
People who don't realize they
live in the middle of the desert

1191
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,440
and they're flicking their
cigarettes out the window.

1192
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,800
Oh yeah, the other two days.
Ago driving some one of those

1193
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,360
stupid little Chevy PT Cruisers.
I think they were.

1194
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,800
You know, the guy's got his
window down and legit.

1195
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,520
You're in the desert, cigarette
butt.

1196
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,880
Things burn.
Granted, it was on the.

1197
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,720
Freeway, but it's still.
It's like dude.

1198
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:09,440
Is it?
Is it?

1199
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:13,800
Are you really?
Are you really so like?

1200
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,480
I mean, number one, you're
smoking in your car.

1201
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,360
You.
Know I was guilty.

1202
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,960
For a long time myself, yeah.
And then?

1203
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,600
And then you flip the.
Cigarette out of your car.

1204
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,800
And you know, I never learned.
I never.

1205
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,120
Understood what?
The chains were like, you know,

1206
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,160
you're not allowed to have not
no dragon chains.

1207
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,680
They don't.
They don't wish you having

1208
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,880
chains.
That's because it.

1209
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:35,840
Sparks.
It sparks.

1210
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,760
It sparks, Oh yeah, Arizona.
And then they can leave the

1211
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,640
fires.
I never do that.

1212
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,760
I saw, I saw something.
I was like, what the fuck does

1213
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,160
that mean?
And then I learned, oh, that's

1214
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,200
what that means.
I used to see that back in the

1215
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,120
90s.
With a lot must have been the

1216
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,720
car haulers, not the semi car
haulers, but the guys who would

1217
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,720
buy the big, huge pickup trucks
and they would put a fifth wheel

1218
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,560
on it, you know?
Yeah, they would have those

1219
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,000
chains dragging on the freeway
and you'd see the sparks coming

1220
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,280
out behind them.
Yeah.

1221
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,600
Like that can't be safe.
No, it can't be.

1222
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,000
I don't.
I don't, yeah.

1223
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,080
I don't know how that would be
safe.

1224
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:07,960
We live in the middle of an
inferno.

1225
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,760
And you're making more fire,
Yeah.

1226
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:14,160
Which is crazy, right?
What'd you do yesterday?

1227
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,320
I went to the casino.
Did you not work?

1228
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,240
I worked for four hours.
Oh, got you, we.

1229
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,960
We have a time.
Limit on our personal time and

1230
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,760
that time limit is up next week,
so she got to take it.

1231
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,480
You either take it or you get
paid.

1232
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,280
Out for it.
And if they're going to pay me

1233
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,320
to not be there, guess who's not
going to be there?

1234
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,440
That's right, yeah.
So my buddy Joe and I went to

1235
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:35,080
the.
Casino.

1236
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:38,200
And the first thing that I said
when I walked through the door

1237
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:41,720
was I know we're in the same
boat, buddy, but I'm always

1238
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,160
fascinated when you walk through
the door at 11:00 in the

1239
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,600
morning.
All the people who have nothing

1240
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:49,040
better to do than sit here and
play games at the casino, right?

1241
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,360
Right.
Now they could all be like me.

1242
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,560
You.
Know a lot of more senior

1243
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,200
citizens I get it you know
you're retired you served your

1244
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,480
time, but the people that are
our age, I guess, you know they

1245
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,520
work different shifts or
whatever there's always an

1246
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,160
explanation but it's just
fascinating that many people

1247
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,240
have nothing better to do at
lunchtime on a Thursday then go

1248
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,800
gamble well and and then.
And see, I'm a big believer and

1249
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,480
I don't like the most I've ever
gambled at all was this year in

1250
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:17,240
in football I played.
I played the.

1251
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,320
Super Bowl squares for Rotary
Mesa Rotary Club that I'm in and

1252
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,320
I won one of the quarters.
So the $200 I invested in to the

1253
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:27,000
to the whatever app we use to
gamble.

1254
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,120
I made it all back.
So I'm actually up $6 for the

1255
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,040
year.
Nice.

1256
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,840
So.
Here's what I do.

1257
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,680
Yeah, I had a problem because,
you know, I have an addictive

1258
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,080
personality.
And it took until that I just

1259
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,440
told Joe that story yesterday.
That was the addiction that I

1260
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,200
finally went you dumb
motherfucker.

1261
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,280
Things that you really like that
are bad for you for some reason

1262
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,840
you're you gravitate towards.
So stop and my story.

1263
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:54,600
To him was.
I walked up to the craps table.

1264
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,000
It was probably 11:00 in the
morning on a Thursday because I

1265
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,280
used to work Friday, Saturday,
Sunday, 12 hours a day.

1266
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,640
That was my shift, right?
So.

1267
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:05,760
The rest of the week I had.
Off and I would go to the casino

1268
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:10,840
and play craps one day I got
there and in an.

1269
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:15,640
Hour and a half I won $6000.
Nice.

1270
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,440
Now.
I didn't really.

1271
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,760
Know what I was doing?
The guy at the end of the table

1272
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,720
probably won close to $100,000.
Oh fuck the guy.

1273
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,320
Next to him, probably.
Won 25 to $30,000 because I

1274
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,480
rolled for almost an hour.
Wow.

1275
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,000
And I didn't know.
What I was doing betting wise,

1276
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,040
so I just kept trying to follow
what they were doing, but with

1277
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:41,400
not nearly as much money, right?
At the end of that session.

1278
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,960
The guy at the end of the table
gave me $500 tip and his buddy

1279
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,520
gave me a $250 tip.
That's how I know they want a

1280
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,280
fuck ton of money.
Right on three.

1281
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,640
Months later, that money was.
Gone.

1282
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,320
Oh yeah, Because that's how the
casino works, right?

1283
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,480
Right.
That was my tip.

1284
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,320
To.
Say here's what I'm going to do.

1285
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:02,240
The very next April, when I got
my tax return, I stuck that in

1286
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,160
an envelope.
And if I lose that, I can't

1287
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,080
gamble anymore, right?
You got to set.

1288
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,480
You got to set limits for
yourself.

1289
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,920
Yeah.
So when?

1290
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,360
People find out I gamble.
Automatically they think that's

1291
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:16,120
a negative thing First off
sports betting actually makes me

1292
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:21,200
money that's OK Profit Center
for me so sometimes I take that

1293
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,040
profit from sports betting and I
put it in that envelope if I

1294
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:26,800
need right.
That's my other source of income

1295
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,880
for gambling yeah.
Because otherwise you have to

1296
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:32,880
have your mindset.
I know where you were going.

1297
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,880
Most people are like, I don't
want to lose my money.

1298
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,280
It just seems irrational.
Well, I yeah, I.

1299
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,320
Just work too hard.
For it and because of what I do

1300
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,320
for a living, there's there's no
guarantee I I don't get paid

1301
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,800
every every week or every two
weeks like normal human beings

1302
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,000
do.
I can go six months not going to

1303
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,240
paycheck because I'm completely
100 pin dependent on the market.

1304
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,480
Doesn't matter how hard I work,
doesn't matter how much

1305
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,280
marketing I do, how much
advertising do, how much

1306
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,240
grinding I do.
It does, for lack of a better

1307
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,840
term, you're Chris Dunham
Enterprises.

1308
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,400
Right.
Not getting a paycheck from

1309
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,200
anybody else, No.
And.

1310
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,320
It's legit.
It's all dependent on the

1311
01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:07,840
market, like it's and I have to
get, I have to fucking overcome

1312
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:11,560
people's rationalizations of,
you know, this market, this,

1313
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,440
this market's that.
I'm like, well, it's really not

1314
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,240
like it's just not like you
can't have a real estate market

1315
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,280
without buyers buying and
sellers selling and you need a

1316
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:21,120
buyer just to buy the house that
sellers selling.

1317
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:23,560
I was like so well, here's the
same.

1318
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,920
You know, in Illinois, I just
heard it on the news.

1319
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:31,440
They were crying yesterday about
there's a shortage in inventory

1320
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,400
in homes.
But if you listen to what they

1321
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,160
have been saying up until that
new story, you would think that

1322
01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,480
nobody could sell their home
right now, right?

1323
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,600
You can't have it both ways.
We've had this conversation

1324
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,240
before, but I literally just
heard it.

1325
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,400
And I thought of you right away
when they said that They're

1326
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:50,000
like, yeah, people are just
desperate to buy a home.

1327
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,960
Well, it's a reelection year for
the governor right now.

1328
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,720
We're talking about, oh, I'm
going to solve that housing

1329
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,400
crisis that didn't exist six
months ago.

1330
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,200
People are stupid.
Man, they're easily.

1331
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,920
LED, hold on.
Let me rewind that.

1332
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:07,360
I got to stop saying that people
don't have time to be informed.

1333
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,480
It's not that they're stupid.
They literally don't have time

1334
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,600
in their day to sit there and
figure out that everything they

1335
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,800
hear is doublespeak.
They might have only heard what

1336
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:18,400
I heard yesterday.
Yeah, I'm like, Jesus Christ,

1337
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,120
for six months you've been
telling me that if I wanted to

1338
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,400
sell my house, there's no way on
hell you're ever going to sell

1339
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,640
your house.
Right, that's.

1340
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:27,760
Yeah, that's the thing that
people don't understand because

1341
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,960
we get that all the time.
Like all the housing market,

1342
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:32,440
we're flooded with inventory.
I did a search yesterday that a

1343
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,920
referral called me thinking
about selling this house that

1344
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,200
has a tenant in it and the
tenants locked in until

1345
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,320
September.
So I was like, OK, right away.

1346
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,320
We can't offer FHA or VA buyers
because they have time

1347
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,720
constraints to be in the house.
FHA you buy a house, you got to

1348
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,880
be in there with 30 days, VA
within 90 days.

1349
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,480
This is so we're.
Limited to investors.

1350
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:54,240
Only I said, so if it's required
24 hour notice to show, then you

1351
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,800
got to have 24 hours notice to
show, which means if I want to

1352
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,760
show the house today, I can't.
I got a schedule for tomorrow.

1353
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,200
My buyer might not be available
tomorrow.

1354
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,440
So there's there's three things
that you're up against the wall

1355
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,080
right away and understand.
This is how I approach.

1356
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,000
Everything because I don't want
to put a sign in the yard, just

1357
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,160
say, yeah, I got a sign in the
yard.

1358
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,360
So we left the conversation base
that we're going to revisit this

1359
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:14,400
in August when we're 30 days out
from lease expiring, hit the

1360
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,200
ground running, start marketing,
start doing our thing.

1361
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,480
But when talking to him, we were
we.

1362
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,160
Were kind of talking about the
inventory.

1363
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,720
I said, OK, look I'm going to go
on to our MLS system and right

1364
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:29,240
away I typed in, you know just
active 26,000 active properties

1365
01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:31,640
in in all of Maricopa.
Now County, which is our two

1366
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,000
biggest counties, but also now
pulls from some northern cities

1367
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,120
like Sedona, Flagstaff,
Prescott, Pinetop, Show low all

1368
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,080
those kind of things.
It also pulls stuff from from

1369
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,880
Mexico.
Now Rocky Point, it pulls stuff

1370
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,000
in the southern the southern
border towns like across the

1371
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,880
border.
So you're picking up all the

1372
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,120
stuff.
If you just go in and type in

1373
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:56,000
Maricopa and Pinell County, that
drops to just under 19 thousand

1374
01:06:56,120 --> 01:07:00,200
18,994 as of yesterday, which
was March 26th.

1375
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:06,120
OK, his house is in Gilbert.
It's a 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 15197

1376
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:09,840
square feet, two car garage.
So I took it 3 bed 2 bath active

1377
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:14,800
1600 square feet with two car
garage we so we go from 26,000

1378
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,800
to just under 19,000 to 312 in
Olive Gilbert.

1379
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,120
See, that's what I was thinking
about was when.

1380
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,840
You said that you know you have
to define what are you looking

1381
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,680
for, right?
There might be 400,000 homes for

1382
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,880
sale, but there's only 300 that
you can choose from, right?

1383
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,920
Right at 4:00. 100,000 homes for
sale.

1384
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,360
We'd be fucked because I know,
but that's.

1385
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,840
A That was a huge.
You know, I know, you know, I

1386
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,200
know.
That was a huge it.

1387
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:45,640
It when I started this in
992000991999/2000 there was

1388
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:49,520
between 33 and 35,000 Properties
for Sale.

1389
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,600
That's that's condos,
townhouses, Patty homes, single

1390
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:55,360
family homes and manufactured
mobile homes on land.

1391
01:07:56,160 --> 01:08:01,200
OK, that was.
My average. 33,000 to 35,000 and

1392
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:06,040
back then it really was just
Maricopa and Pinell County

1393
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,960
because the MLS wasn't big as it
is now.

1394
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,680
It's grown over the years.
Yeah, my super be a.

1395
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,720
Mass exodus, right?
So yeah.

1396
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,560
A total mass exodus like when
our market crashed, there was

1397
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:22,399
about 50 to 70,000 in the given
time right when our market was

1398
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:26,359
was smoking hot before the crash
IN2000678, whichever you whoever

1399
01:08:26,359 --> 01:08:28,680
you talked to, there was like
2500 houses.

1400
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,279
That's where people were lining
up to see a house and lines out

1401
01:08:31,279 --> 01:08:34,760
through all of which was media
induced all of it.

1402
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:39,800
Covad Covic created this, this
chaos with the housing market in

1403
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,000
Arizona.
It was all COVID related.

1404
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,240
It was all media related.
So now look in our market now

1405
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,279
it's all media.
It's all media generated.

1406
01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:50,439
Oh, the housing market's slow.
Oh, the the housing inventory is

1407
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,399
guess what, kids when?
COVID hit.

1408
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:57,439
Builders stopped building when
when, I'm sorry, not when COVID

1409
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,160
hit, when we when the market
crashed the first time in 2006,

1410
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,960
Seven, eight, depending on where
your market was and who you

1411
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,160
talked to, builders stopped
building.

1412
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,120
There's about a six month gap
where builders stopped building

1413
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,960
because of that gap.
We're still about a million plus

1414
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,120
shortfall when it comes to
housing for Americans and a lot

1415
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,560
of that COVID.
Gap.

1416
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,200
I know you're talking about the
the crash, but right, there was

1417
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,600
a gap during COVID too, but that
was all artificial due to not

1418
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,920
being able to get supplies, not
because people didn't want to

1419
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,080
build stuff, right?
They were waiting.

1420
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,399
We waited, you know, I work for
a manufacturer too.

1421
01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:35,120
We waited for product that we
needed to make our product.

1422
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,600
Yeah, supply chain.
You know when they kept saying

1423
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:41,240
there were supply chain issues,
Yeah, you had a bump in the

1424
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,520
market, but look how the market
recovered since then.

1425
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,600
Yeah, it's.
Going to always recover or?

1426
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,680
It's going to fail.
It's the shit's an illusion.

1427
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:51,600
Yeah, because how much really
was it was?

1428
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,880
Supply chain.
Like really?

1429
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,000
Did you really run out of toilet
paper or did you just want to

1430
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,120
say, hey, let's fuck no, you
just said it.

1431
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:01,800
So manufacturing had the same
lag that you talked about in the

1432
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:05,400
housing market, right?
There was, it wasn't that there

1433
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,440
was a supply chain issue, it was
that it got disrupted.

1434
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,680
So it took a long.
It's like trying to stop a

1435
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,920
freight train, right?
Yeah.

1436
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,880
The guy wants to stop before he
kills you because you're on the

1437
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:17,840
tracks.
There's no way he can do it

1438
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,280
right.
It takes a.

1439
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,600
Mile to stop.
That freight train, So once

1440
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,040
again, it was an illusion.
You had to catch up.

1441
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,160
Everybody had to catch up
because people stopped not

1442
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,360
knowing what to do, so they
stopped making steel.

1443
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,880
We don't know if we need it now.
You got to wait for those

1444
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,640
factories to start back up.
We got to wait for him to make

1445
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:37,360
the steel to make the product we
make.

1446
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:43,720
It's all an illusion, the.
Stock market's an illusion.

1447
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,200
The housing market's an
illusion.

1448
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,000
You just said it.
A lot of this bullshit is

1449
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,360
created by the media because
what do people watch?

1450
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:51,320
The news?
I mean, constantly.

1451
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,560
And if they don't watch?
The news they read the.

1452
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,200
Headlines.
And because they just read a

1453
01:10:55,200 --> 01:11:00,920
headline, which is the story.
If you don't read the story, I

1454
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:04,760
guarantee you 95% of the time
the headline has nothing to do

1455
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,320
with the outcome of the story
they're writing about.

1456
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:09,880
No, it just wants to keep you.
Engaged into that Channel so

1457
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,080
that you watch the commercial so
they can sell more of them.

1458
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,760
It just wants a response.
To the headline, I think it has

1459
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,360
nothing to do with staying on
the channel, it has nothing to

1460
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,400
do with reading the story.
They just want your knee jerk

1461
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:23,920
reaction to the response.
Because the more the more likes

1462
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,000
that's necessarily likes, the
more reactions and the more

1463
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,000
comments on the thread then the
more popular that news channel

1464
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,440
is.
I do it all the time.

1465
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:35,040
When something comes up I'm like
I read the article I'm I'll try

1466
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,360
and I'm like do better.
It's the the the article has

1467
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,840
nothing to do with the title.
We are literally the living.

1468
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:42,920
Definition.
We used to say it and it was

1469
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,960
true, but now it's more true
than ever.

1470
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,560
There is no bad publicity.
No, because you're being paid

1471
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:55,040
like you said, for the eyes and
time on your content.

1472
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,680
Yep, which is.
A bad way to.

1473
01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:03,040
Run a system because it, it
promotes lies, manipulations,

1474
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,680
AI.
You know, all these things that

1475
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:09,440
people can use for nefarious
reasons are going to be

1476
01:12:09,440 --> 01:12:12,000
exploited.
And obviously, just like the

1477
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,840
asshole in the room is always
the loudest, the fakest shit is

1478
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,160
always the stuff for whatever
reason, that the average person

1479
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,920
grabs on to.
I don't understand it, but

1480
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,520
right.
I've come to the conclusion they

1481
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,440
just don't have the time to
educate themselves.

1482
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,440
They're raising a family,
they're working at a job,

1483
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,720
whatever, you know, you don't
have time to dig into.

1484
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:34,920
Did the president really say
that?

1485
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,640
Did that congressman really do
that?

1486
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:39,120
Did you know, do you really have
the time to look into all that

1487
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:41,360
bullshit?
Yep.

1488
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,320
I know I don't think they do I.
Think it.

1489
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,440
I think people are just, they
become complacent because it's

1490
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:50,880
headline news.
The journalists don't, actually.

1491
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,760
Promote and and share true
stories anymore it's all

1492
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,720
entertainment.
When I was in journalism school

1493
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:01,480
we had to do a stopwatch timer
of when and this was back in

1494
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:08,160
1980911991 We.
Had a we had a stopwatch.

1495
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:14,560
And we and we had to time a 30
minute newscast of actual news.

1496
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,840
OK, not sports.
Sports was taken out, so you got

1497
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:23,880
cut down to like 22 minutes. 3
minutes I think if I remember.

1498
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:28,440
Correctly was the actual hard
factual news that was reported

1499
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:32,400
in in that 30 minute broadcast.
Taking out sports because sports

1500
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,440
was considered entertainment.
Taking out all the commercial

1501
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,640
breaks.
You have 3 minutes of actual

1502
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:40,280
concrete news that could be fact
checked and verified.

1503
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,200
And weather took out weather,
weather.

1504
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,720
And sports were out of the mix,
but weather was was an average

1505
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,240
of 4 minutes long and sports was
an average of 6 minutes long.

1506
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,160
Because you know, everybody
watches the news back then

1507
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:53,200
because I want to see the
sports.

1508
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:56,040
And you couldn't Fast forward.
You had to sit through the news

1509
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:59,160
segment to wait for sports.
It doesn't count traffic in the

1510
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,600
morning.
So it wasn't, it was an evening.

1511
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:03,200
It was an evening broad, like a
6:00 news was the assignment we

1512
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,000
had to, and it was really it.
Was maybe 3 minutes.

1513
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:11,480
Of total actual relevant news
that.

1514
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,520
Is crazy good.
Or bad everything else was.

1515
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:15,760
Banter hey Mike, how you doing
today, man?

1516
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,880
You know, I just drove in this
day from the from the, you know,

1517
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:19,800
from the east side and hey man,
there's a wreck on the freeway

1518
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:21,480
and it was crazy.
You know, they had all these

1519
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,200
tires that came off this truck.
It was insane.

1520
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,680
Got in all the big plans for
the.

1521
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:26,480
Weekend no plans.
No plans.

1522
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:28,040
Man, no plans at all.
You know, maybe going to go

1523
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,760
fishing with my son if he's if
he comes, that's great, Chris.

1524
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,000
That's.
Great, right, Right.

1525
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,720
You know.
And that is how it goes.

1526
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,720
Yeah, it was just banter.
Which I mean, you know,

1527
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,760
Anchorman kind of kind of, you
know, for lack of a better

1528
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:45,400
example, the, the, the fluff in
news.

1529
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,680
You.
Know the way they do that shit

1530
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,480
and it was a great
representation.

1531
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:52,840
Of it, it's my exaggeration of
400,000 homes for sale, right?

1532
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:55,720
That was an exaggerated version
of how the news is.

1533
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:59,480
But there was 98% truth in what
they were telling you.

1534
01:15:00,040 --> 01:15:03,040
Yeah, yeah.
And back then for sure, because.

1535
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,720
You had to be the number one.
It's it was my same point to

1536
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,400
Paul about the radio DJ back in
the day, man, They were the

1537
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,120
person that you looked up to.
Absolutely.

1538
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:17,080
You're Walter Cronkite.
You're even your local news guy,

1539
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,920
You know, he was the local news
guy, but he was the number one

1540
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,120
local news guy.
Every market has that.

1541
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,600
Yeah.
Who do you like to?

1542
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,480
Listen to well, I always.
Go to this guy because more

1543
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,120
often than not, it's the filler
that keeps you coming back.

1544
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,960
Is that the person is that
sounds Yeah, the person.

1545
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,680
And then they always had.
That mystique because you

1546
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,320
couldn't get into radio station,
the doors, everything was vacuum

1547
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,040
sealed, TV stations vacuum
sealed.

1548
01:15:38,480 --> 01:15:40,680
You you couldn't, you couldn't
breach that thing.

1549
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,760
That movie airheads with Brendan
Fraser and Adam Sandler and

1550
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,560
Steve Buscemi where they're
trying to get into the right,

1551
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,920
where they're trying to get into
the right radio station to have

1552
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,600
their music played.
That's true.

1553
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:53,920
Like you, when I, when I did
stuff on radio as my own on air

1554
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:57,000
side of it, I, I, I'm on the
air.

1555
01:15:57,080 --> 01:16:00,680
I had a radio show on iheart,
OK, And I was still I could get

1556
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,440
in the building with my card,
with my card.

1557
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:04,160
I go up to my floor with my
card.

1558
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,400
I couldn't get past the lobby of
the elevator lobby with a card.

1559
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,240
I had to wait.
I don't.

1560
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,440
Want everybody?
Having access to that

1561
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:17,280
microphone, for sure I've been
in the microphone.

1562
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:19,800
Dude, I just, when I come up to
the floor of my show, which was

1563
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,560
the 3rd floor, I had to wait
until my producer, Steve

1564
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:26,000
Giannini came and opened the
door and I had access to, I

1565
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:29,400
could go to the building like I
had a show, like it wasn't some

1566
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:33,000
punk ass coming from the street.
I had a show, but I still

1567
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,360
couldn't breach that door unless
somebody breached it for me.

1568
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:40,520
Mark Jeffrey, sometimes he'd
come get me because, again, I

1569
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:44,600
couldn't get past that door and
I was an on air personality when

1570
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:48,280
I did my spots with KUPDKSLX&KD.
KB.

1571
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:52,080
I would like go to the front,
the front entrance of the thing

1572
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:55,480
and they'd have to buzz me in
and then I go into a lobby that,

1573
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,840
you know, kind of like it's just
a lockdown lobby.

1574
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,680
Who are you here to see?
Mom?

1575
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,040
You know, J David Holmes was
KUPD.

1576
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:03,360
I'm here to see J David.
J David Holmes.

1577
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,120
We're doing a commercial for my
real estate.

1578
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,200
Oh, who are you?
I'm Kristen.

1579
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,680
Yeah, Yeah, that's me.
OK, we'll have a seat.

1580
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,720
He'll be right out.
So I'd have to sit and then

1581
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,840
you'd hear the buzz and then JD
would open the door and say,

1582
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,440
come on back, Chris, you know,
But that's the thing.

1583
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:21,920
It's it's locked down.
So from from a listener, you

1584
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,160
know.
That's where Aerosmith is.

1585
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,760
Going to because they announced
Aerosmith's in studio and that's

1586
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,680
why, because too many.
Crazy fucking people showed up

1587
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,640
back in the day, right?
Either to get a look at, if you

1588
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,640
go back as far as like the
Wolfman Jack days, now that was

1589
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,040
really nobody even knew what
that guy looked like.

1590
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,760
There's no video.
There was no, you know, you

1591
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,520
might see him in a newspaper
article or something once in a

1592
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:44,840
while.
And rarely would there be a

1593
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:48,240
photo of a radio DJ, you know,
So that guy was just a voice in

1594
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:52,040
the night or a voice in the
morning, or Yep, then you found

1595
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:52,760
out.
That was a real.

1596
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,960
Person And all of a sudden
people probably started flooding

1597
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,040
the radio stations and then
passed that.

1598
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,720
Like you said, the band's going
to be there.

1599
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,200
Oh my God, Def Leppard's going
to be at such and such studio.

1600
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:06,480
Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones,
they're going to go talk to

1601
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,000
whoever.
So then it became a building.

1602
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,360
With no.
Windows and a big tower I

1603
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,640
remember in Dave Pratt.
'S heyday, he was going down the

1604
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:19,000
I-10 with Tommy Lee from Motley
crew in a a bulldozer because

1605
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,440
somehow Tommy convinced the
construction work in Gimbo the

1606
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:26,400
bulldozer and they're driving
down the I-10 towards oh fuck.

1607
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:29,280
It's PIR now.
What the hell was?

1608
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,800
That Compton, Compton Terrace,
driving towards Compton Terrace

1609
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:34,560
in a bulldozer.
Him and Pratt in a bulldozer.

1610
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,920
That's where I saw a White
Zombie.

1611
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:37,680
Oh, right on.
Yeah.

1612
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,800
But that kind of shit that's
that's that's the that's the

1613
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,120
allure of of disc jockeys.
That's the thing that, you know,

1614
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,400
these guys had they had when I
moved to Phoenix.

1615
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:48,120
He.
Was the main heroes, yeah.

1616
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:51,920
He was.
Yeah, and still is, I mean.

1617
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,720
It just, it's a different to me.
It's just a different era.

1618
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:56,720
You know, it is.
You can't.

1619
01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:59,080
Just like you.
Said when we were kids and we

1620
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,000
went to a concert, you can't
recreate that for these kids now

1621
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:05,880
today because there's too much
exposure of every band that they

1622
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,640
like and there's just not that
era of mystique that there was

1623
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:16,400
back then, right?
Yep, it's a crazy thing about

1624
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,360
about disc.
Jockeys, man, they had that and

1625
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:21,160
the same thing with I remember
when I had I was doing, when I

1626
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,520
worked for SeaWorld, there was a
SeaWorld office out in Arizona

1627
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,160
and we were doing, I was dressed
up as Shamu.

1628
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:31,440
So in the in the late 80s,
eighty. 8 to probably 90.

1629
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,680
That wasn't that wasn't called,
I mean, a high school.

1630
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:37,960
So 87 to 89, any commercial you
saw on TV with Shamu, you know,

1631
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,760
the, the, the, the like, you
know, Mickey Mouse cart

1632
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,560
Disneyland character Shamu that
that was me.

1633
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,440
And then we did.
It with Dave Muncie.

1634
01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,960
Because Dave Muncie had this
whole summer of supervision

1635
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:52,680
spiel he did every summer for I
remember that name too.

1636
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:55,840
Watch The Kids Are Right.
So when I met Dave Muncie when

1637
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:57,720
we were in the house, because it
was just filmed in the backyard

1638
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,480
of the pool, you know, it's kind
of like you're Dave Muncie.

1639
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:04,120
You know, even though I was
never one of those aw shucks,

1640
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,560
kind of people.
Like I never.

1641
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,080
I never was.
Oh shucks.

1642
01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,400
You're, you know, you're.
Dave Munsey.

1643
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,200
Holy shit.
You know, yeah, I'm not going to

1644
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:14,360
faint or anything.
But everybody has that moment of

1645
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,200
wow, right?
You know, that guy's really

1646
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,120
standing in front of me, right?
So.

1647
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,200
And, and really, it wasn't even,
it wasn't even that 'cause I

1648
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:24,800
don't, I've never, I've never
looked, I've never seen somebody

1649
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,120
on TV.
And then when I see him in

1650
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,880
person, like, you know, it's
like I met Steve O and I was

1651
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,680
like, what's up, man?
There was nothing, you know, he

1652
01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:33,720
was more intrigued with who I
was, why I was at our heart

1653
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:36,040
studio than I was who he was and
why he was there.

1654
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,920
They're just people now.
Now when I met Jeff Schwartz,

1655
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,520
the Center for the giants, the
the two errors with Eli, that

1656
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:45,080
was fun because the size
difference, right?

1657
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,680
Like that.
We, we, we ran in each other in

1658
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:50,560
the hallway and, and me being me
being a dumb ass, like can you

1659
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:52,520
get any taller?
And he kind of looks down and he

1660
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,960
kind of chuckled and he shakes.
We said, hey, I'm Jeff.

1661
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,440
I was like, hey, I'm Chris.
I'm like, what are you doing

1662
01:20:56,440 --> 01:20:58,560
here?
There's odds on a Fox Sports,

1663
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,400
the Fox Sports show.
Sports show.

1664
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,080
I was like, right.
And I run my own show, you know,

1665
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:05,360
And we had little banter.
And then Steve Gianini is like,

1666
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,320
why don't you guys take a
picture?

1667
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:08,160
I said, that'd be fun.
Let's go into your studio and do

1668
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,160
it.
That's the picture I have with

1669
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,080
his elbow on my head.
Oh, yeah.

1670
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,480
That's a good chat man.
Right.

1671
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:14,760
And that's just.
But that's like I was.

1672
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,960
I got my suit.
I had a suit getting fixed one

1673
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,280
day and I was at Brothers
Tailoring in downtown Phoenix

1674
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:22,720
and I walk in to pick it up and
Tom Chambers is there.

1675
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:26,080
The, you know, the 611 Center
for the Suns is pretty famous.

1676
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,560
Marley's Place.
Yeah, he's pretty famous, pretty

1677
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,440
same as Sky.
In Phoenix.

1678
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:37,360
And so there's a dressing table,
there's probably 4 feet high and

1679
01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:42,080
he was sitting on it.
OK, His ass was on the table and

1680
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,800
his legs were bent and his feet
were on the ground 4 feet tall.

1681
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:50,000
So I've come up to like his, his
like between his, his chest and

1682
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,000
his belly button just from that
aspect.

1683
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,800
So, and I knew he was, I
recognized him.

1684
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,760
I'm like, they can't find you a
chair, huh?

1685
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,160
And he chuckled.
And I was like, hey, you know, I

1686
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,200
followed the sun's nice, you
know, you know, I don't remember

1687
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,840
what I said, but it wasn't, it
wasn't like, oh, can I have tab

1688
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,800
tables?
You know I just you.

1689
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,760
Know he's like, what are you
here for?

1690
01:22:07,760 --> 01:22:09,680
I saw I'm getting a suit,
getting a suit fixed.

1691
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:11,760
I said, you know, obviously
you're doing something with the

1692
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,400
suit.
And we kind of chuckled, but one

1693
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,840
of the funniest things.
I saw was Amari Stoudemire come

1694
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,600
into Guitar Center with his
entourage and he can't hide

1695
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,200
himself because nobody's as tall
as Amari Stoudemire.

1696
01:22:22,200 --> 01:22:27,040
So all his bodyguards were huge,
but he's like 6 inches taller

1697
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:29,640
than anybody that was next to
him, right?

1698
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,560
And when you come in with.
Do you really need an entourage?

1699
01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,600
Like really, you just need one
person.

1700
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:38,120
I really only need one person,
maybe 2A driver and and somebody

1701
01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:40,760
that's hanging out with you.
But I don't, I don't need 6

1702
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:41,880
people.
That's why they're broke.

1703
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,480
That's why I'll deal.
Beckham blew through $100

1704
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:46,560
million in five years.
True, stupid, true.

1705
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,080
Just be cool.
Nobody was.

1706
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:53,120
I mean, it wasn't like.
It wasn't like he was arrogant

1707
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:55,440
or anything, but yeah, all those
guys are on the payroll.

1708
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,720
I agree with you.
Yeah, nobody needs now.

1709
01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,320
Entourage.
The TV show Entourage.

1710
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:01,200
HBO.
That's based on Mark Wahlberg's

1711
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:02,720
life when he went to Hollywood.
Yes.

1712
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:04,280
Did you know that That's a great
show.

1713
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:05,120
Yeah.
That's why I.

1714
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,200
Watched it.
Right, so that shows you his his

1715
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:12,400
three or four guys, which I
could I could see that because

1716
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,680
you're going from here to there
and you're going from nobody to

1717
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:18,520
everybody knows your name.
You need to have, you need to

1718
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:21,800
have some type of comfort shield
around you, especially when all

1719
01:23:21,800 --> 01:23:23,400
of us in your life is
microscoped.

1720
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:25,280
Well, there's levels of fame,
too.

1721
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:28,880
He's attained a level of fame
that's higher than most people.

1722
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:32,040
Prince, Michael Jackson, Tom
Cruise.

1723
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:35,560
You know they can't just go to
the grocery store.

1724
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:36,760
True.
Which sucks.

1725
01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:37,920
Which is.
Fucking terrible.

1726
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,880
But I I still don't think you
need 5 people because what

1727
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:44,080
attracts you more?
If if I see five people walking

1728
01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:47,240
around one person, I'm going to
I'm going to see that quicker

1729
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:48,800
than I'm going to see the one
person walking.

1730
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,320
Yeah, I wish I could remember
who it.

1731
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:53,960
Was there was a super and I got
to commit these things to memory

1732
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,960
better.
There was a super famous person

1733
01:23:55,960 --> 01:23:58,160
that's oh, it was David Lee
Roth.

1734
01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,200
Yeah.
He drove himself to Rogan's

1735
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,400
podcast.
Yeah, in a Toyota.

1736
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:07,240
And Joe's like do.
You always, you know, are you

1737
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,240
always by yourself?
Don't you have bodyguard or

1738
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:11,120
whatever?
No, man, I've always been like

1739
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:14,080
this and he kind of alluded to
what you said.

1740
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:17,160
You're way less conspicuous if
you're by yourself than you are

1741
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:20,000
if you have 5 people with you.
Yeah, remember the Harrison

1742
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,480
Ford?
Thing we showed where he was

1743
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:23,120
like ducking those people,
right?

1744
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,200
If he would have wore a hat and
had sunglasses on, nobody would

1745
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,560
have fucking recognized him.
He would have been an old man

1746
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,120
walking in in the streets of New
York.

1747
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,760
So to me, it's a conscious
decision not to wear a hat and

1748
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,960
sunglasses.
Sure, even if.

1749
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:39,480
Even if it's not conscious, it's
some it like look at me.

1750
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:42,000
Yeah, on some line.
Yeah, it's not.

1751
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,600
It's not hard to disguise
yourself very low key.

1752
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,880
In a city like New York.
There's millions and millions of

1753
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:51,600
people and that's a walking
city, so.

1754
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,240
There's always people around,
right?

1755
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,920
There's I saw.
Something the other day on

1756
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,560
Instagram, some guys walking and
they they picked him up because

1757
01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:01,880
he's wearing this overly
obnoxious for a coat with

1758
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:05,360
different colors and shit.
So somebody's like you could see

1759
01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:08,280
him the the camera come on, he's
he's falling.

1760
01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:10,720
Hey man, hey man, hey man, hey
man, the guy fights with say,

1761
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:12,880
who are you?
Who are you with that coat?

1762
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:15,600
You have to be somebody.
You're not just nobody wearing

1763
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,160
that coat.
The guy was Andrew Palais or

1764
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,600
something.
I don't I don't have never heard

1765
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,080
the guy.
So they're having a little

1766
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:25,840
conversation, but it's like, OK,
don't wear the coat.

1767
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,480
Nobody fucking gives a shit.
Justin Timberlake, if you

1768
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:36,280
haven't seen his DUIDWI footage
from it's it's dude was hammered

1769
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:39,120
you.
Have all the money in the world.

1770
01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:41,160
There's no reason you can't have
a driver.

1771
01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:42,960
You can't take an Uber.
I said the same thing.

1772
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:44,480
And it was funny when he's in
the.

1773
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:45,960
Car.
He waited till about two or

1774
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,800
three minutes into it.
Well, I'm Justin Timberlake.

1775
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,560
What are you doing?
Well, I'm on a world tour.

1776
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,720
Well, what's that?
What's a world tour?

1777
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,120
Yeah, what's a world tour?
Really.

1778
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,280
I'm touring the country.
I'm touring the world with my

1779
01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:00,280
band.
I'm a singer-songwriter,

1780
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,080
musician.
My name is Justin Timberlake.

1781
01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:07,160
Maybe you've heard of me.
But he's he skirts around.

1782
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:10,920
It you know, he he skirts around
it, which was which I thought

1783
01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:17,680
was crazy.
While you look that up, I got to

1784
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,440
take.
A leak?

1785
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,040
No, I was just.
I was just bonding.

1786
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,960
With Nikki, we.
We can bounce dude.

1787
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:24,040
I got.
Laundry and shit to do.

1788
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,160
I got to finish cleaning my
house and stuff, you know, so we

1789
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can wrap this fucker up, Wrap it
up, you know, then you.

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Can go to the.
Bathroom and all that kind of

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jazz, you know, And edit
content.

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What's our who?
Who's who's Aaron Sunday?

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I'll tell you as soon as we're
done.

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OK, so boys and girls.
This is this is the Crystal Mike

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show.
We've we've, we've chatted you

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around for a little over an hour
and a half.

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Thank you for listening and
joining us the, the, the, the

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journey down vinyl records.
If you're feeling sad, suicidal,

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depressed, hopefully this shows
helps you not feel that way.

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If you still feel that way goes,
you know, go for a jog, go

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workout, go scream in a pillow.
Go find some way to talk to.

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If you cannot find someone, text
988.

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Somebody's there waiting to talk
to you and help you feel better

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about yourself and what you're
going through.

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Do not leave a hole in somebody
else's heart by not waking up

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tomorrow.
Tomorrow is a better day with

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you.
And I know I say it all the time

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and we always close with this,
but don't feel like it's we're

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being complacent because we
truly have been impacted by this

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in our own personal lives.
So just, you know, don't be that

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person that takes your own life.
Don't do that until until next

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time which will be.
April, right?

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No, no, We have one more show.
We have one more show in March.

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See you later, Mike.
Love everybody.

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Peace.
Stop it.

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Stop it, Stop it, Stop it.
Peace, Peace.