#109 - Sound Bites & Stream Fights: Music, Money, & Mental Health

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Hey, Le Moyne.
Yeah, Le Moyne.

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Call into the show can.
We play your song, everybody.

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Listen to me, I want to tell
you.

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So did you know that Jim
Morrison, when they recorded the

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riders in the storm, he actually
laid an entire track of whisper.

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So if you if you listen real
closely, you can hear him

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rioters on the storm.
Especially when you have

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headphones on.
Right, Right as you singing

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Riders on the Storm, the
background Riders on the Storm.

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It's pretty legit man.
There was a song that we had

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that I wanted you to do that
too, and maybe you did anyway, I

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don't remember.
I we did it something we did

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something where I.
Was for we did.

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We did.
We did something.

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And that's why I got the idea I,
you know, stole from a lizard

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king, which, you know.
Well, and there was another one

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where you talked underneath it,
which was like certain parts you

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would just use a speaking voice.
Yeah, yeah, that was the cool

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thing about about being in the
recording studio and and

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learning from artists that you,
that you, you, I don't want to

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say like a icons are like
idolized because that's such a

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weird thing, but artists that
you that you respected and

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emulate.
There you go.

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Good word.
Hey, this is the Chris and Mike

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show boys and girls.
And by the way, excuse me, if

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you want to come on our show,
there's it's super easy and it's

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super simply got to be living,
breathing and a human.

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OK, unless you're an alien and
can prove it.

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That would be kind of cool, like
from Venus or Mars or something.

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We will.
Put you at the front of the

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list.
We will like we'll, we'll bump

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everybody if you're legit alien
from another planet, OK, Just

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like just saying that now.
Also, if you're a serial killer,

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whether you're at large or
incarcerated, if you're at

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large, you, we, you can wear a
mask.

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We're cool with that.
We'll protect your identity.

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We will protect your identity,
but the catch is this, you have

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to have a dedicated Internet,
meaning you got to have like

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plugged into the wall or in a
house Wi-Fi, something that is

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not DSL, something that is not a
hotspot, something that is

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legitimately you're, you're rock
and rolling.

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And the reason why we know this
as, as we've we're now in our

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season #3 of this show when we
first started back in the day,

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Mike had some struggles because
you just had DSL and, and, and

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DSL is no bueno.
Now he's the king of the waves

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because he's got fiber optic
cabling.

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And it's the bomb.
It is the bomb diggity like like

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his shit is just like legit.
Now I'm still wrapped with Cox

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Communications and or Verizon,
which I unplugged getting rid of

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that then we still have
Starlink.

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But ironically enough, the Cox
seems to be better right now

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than Starlink.
I don't know what that's about.

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You know, I'm sure it has
something to do with with Elon

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and and Donald, you know,
bickering back and forth or

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sunspots or sunspots.
Yeah.

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So basically, here's the deal.
We want, we want, we welcome

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anybody that wants to come on
the show, tell your story,

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whatever that may be.
The more interesting you are,

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the better the show is going to
be.

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If not, I can still.
And Mike and I both can still

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kind of, you know, pull your
story out of you.

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But the more engaging you are,
the most the more extroverted

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you are, the better it's going
to be.

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But we got to have a dedicated
Internet line.

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That's the thing.
We had a scheduled guest Sunday,

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super nice lady named Liz
Rodriguez.

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She's all about life coaching,
things like that.

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She's been doing it for a super
long time, but unfortunately the

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Internet, where she's at was
down.

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She's trying to hotspot and this
it's not going to work.

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I've tried it, ladies and
gentlemen.

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It doesn't.
Work.

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Yeah.
So we're going to have her back

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on.
So don't worry Liz, we're going

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to have you back on.
We are streaming live on

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YouTube.
So for those of you were

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expecting her to be here today,
unfortunately, you know,

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technology has trumped us, which
is fine, but I'm bumped.

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It happens.
It does happen.

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It does happen.
So you can shoot myself a

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message, You can shoot Mike a
message.

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You can go to Facebook to the
Chris and Mike show and give us

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a message.
You can go to the YouTube

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because we're streaming live.
You can shoot a message there.

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It doesn't matter how you reach
us, what you do, then Mike

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typically sends you to me,
'cause then I'll help facilitate

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the scheduling, things like
that, and we'll get you on the

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show.
It's that simple.

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You pull the words right out of
my mouth.

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Right out of his mouth and you
and there's.

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More than welcome to contact me
anytime you want if you feel

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more comfortable talking to me,
but I'm just going to forward it

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to him because it is too much
chaos if both people are booking

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guests.
This is true.

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And and the other thing, the
other little caveat that we

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require, which is which is
really multi serving because

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we're going to do the same thing
for you.

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We want you to go to our our
Facebook group, our Facebook

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page, Chris and Mike show and
like it and review it and then

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follow it.
Same with the YouTube channel,

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give it a subscribe, Instagram,
give it a follow and then we'll

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turn around and do the same
thing for you.

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So everybody we've had on the
show, we've done the same thing.

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Yes.
And they'll verify that if you

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want to check.
That yes totally verify it.

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So what would be cool since
since unfortunately Liz's

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technology network today, we
have some really cool shows

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coming up, which which will end
up being after this one.

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So it'd be weird to talk about
what's coming up because Howard,

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we record ahead of time, but.
I just thought of that.

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I was like, those are sitting on
my computer.

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I'm acting like they're already
out there and everybody's heard

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them.
But I know, I know.

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If Lemoyne listens to all our
episodes, I just happen to crank

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your insecurity song on the way
home, brother.

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And holy shit is that a banger.
Yeah, I just, yeah.

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I couldn't get it loud enough.
Lamoine Alexander insecurity.

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Look it up on Spotify, Apple,
wherever you.

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Listen to music.
Yeah, YouTube as well.

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And the cool thing about
Lamoine, he's a Grammy nominated

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artist that we actually had on
the show.

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Super, super cool guy.
Like dude.

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This is a rocker, man.
It's.

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All.
He's totally.

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Yeah, yeah.
I I mean, I guess I was

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expecting one of his bigger.
This has got millions of hits.

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I thought it was more like in
the hip hop and R&B vein.

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You know, I guess I
misunderstood him when he was

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talking about this song or maybe
we didn't even talk about it

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being a rocking song.
I.

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Don't know.
I, I, I knew that he was based

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on our conversation and his, his
his, his launching pad was rap

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producing and behind the scenes
stuff.

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But then when he told the tale
about how he took went down to

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his his home studio and recorded
every single part of cheap

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tricks.
I want you to want me.

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And Killer Queen.
Right.

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And then yeah, Yeah.
And boys and girls, he did.

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He worked with Queen on a song
called Killer Queen, which is in

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Bohemian Rhapsody, but it was
pulled off the movie.

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But it's still on the sound
sound track, right?

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And has received millions of
downloads.

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And he received, what, a couple
of words for it.

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And he got 600 bucks.
Yeah.

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That is if you and because you
will, you will have heard that

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show by the time this one airs.
That was one of the most

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intriguing things we talked
about where 20 years ago you,

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you have two million cells, 2
million song cells, 2,000,000

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singles, whatever you want to
call it, you making $1,000,000.

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Yes, this last year you you
dropped 2 million song.

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2,000,000 Downloads.
Yeah, plays whatever you get,

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600 bucks.
So I guess he said multiple

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million downloads.
Right, right, multiple million

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downloads.
He got 600 bucks, so Snoop.

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Dogg had a billion and got
34,000.

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Right, so those you didn't think
Lars was an ass 'cause I thought

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Lars was an ass when he was.
Doing we all did in the

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beginning 'cause we didn't
understand and he was ahead of

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us.
He was big time, big time Nikki.

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And in fact, I even shared that
concept with Nikki and that was

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it's like I now I I really truly
understand now why artists have

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to charge so much when they do
their live shows because you got

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to pay for the venue.
Well, you know what, unless you

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unless like Billy Eilish, right,
I don't know how she self, she

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self wrote, self produced, self
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I think she was on her own label
when she dropped all that stuff.

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So that dollar that Lemoyne
talked about, remember that

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Mike, yes, 75 cent goes back to
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that goes to the artist, the
promotions, the distribution

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and.
He said the producer gets the

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majority of that right.
Right, so a band doesn't.

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Leave much for the And if the
band has five members, I'm

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pretty sure that's where you're
going.

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Now we have to split that last
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You get that nickel, you get the
nickel, the bandmates get a

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penny each.
So like a band like Alter

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Bridge, they're splitting 5
cents among four of them.

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You know, it's a band like.
Metallica, go away with the

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penny here.
I'll never get paid again.

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Right, right, right.
So Metallica, same concept.

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That's why.
And before somebody wants to

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come on and debate me about ours
and they're welcome to do that,

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have a good time.
Trust me, I don't get angry.

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I just, I have my opinion on,
especially on Lars.

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Is he the greatest drummer in
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Absolutely not.
Is he the only drummer that

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could have made Metallica?
Metallica 100% because he's also

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the businessman, right?
Right.

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And they'll all admit if it
wasn't for him, they wouldn't be

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where they're at because he was
the one that kept the books.

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Talk to the booking agents, talk
to the, you know, promoters, all

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the stuff that nobody wants to
do.

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He took on his shoulders.
And that's why Metallica are,

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they're a billion dollar selling
band, right?

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They're all 100 millionaires.
Chris seems to have lost his

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headphones, ladies and
gentlemen.

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So we'll just keep talking about
Metallica.

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I think we're back in action.
I'm dude, I was, I was

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listening.
My, my, my headphones are being

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wacky.
So yeah, I, I was like, whoa, I

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could hear you then I couldn't
hear you.

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I could still hear you because
of technology.

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So I, I know you're talking
about Lars and Metallica on the

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business side of things and.
That's definitely my argument to

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anybody that says that somebody
else could have done a better

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job, right?
And there's enough YouTube clips

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out there of like Dave Lombardo
playing with them.

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And does it sound right?
Yes.

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Does it sound like Metallica?
No.

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No, that's kind of like white
Led Zeppelin.

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Can't be Led Zeppelin without
Bonham. 100% Wow.

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And to me.
You should see Nikki right now.

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Like what?
That's holy shit.

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I'll be back in about 1/2 an
hour.

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I got to carry the show, ladies
and gentlemen.

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She's got, we're going.
We picked up, we picked up

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paddle boarding, right?
It's like our new little thing.

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She loves it.
So she got a new little outfit

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to go out in the lake and you're
approved.

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I can't stand up right now.
It just stopped him dead in his

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tracks.
I understand there's nothing,

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there's nothing better than a
beautiful woman, man.

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There's nothing better than a
beautiful woman.

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Nothing.
Nothing in this world,

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especially when it's your wife,
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beautiful woman, right?
So I had to.

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different, different, but close,
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Yeah, it was funny.

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to you on the phone, right?
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all the short edits and things
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painstaking process because it
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Then there's the back end.
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the music all you want, then you
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and dividing the work up.
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And then I still go in and I
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It's just kicking ass.

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Thank you.
And for those of you that like

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the shorts, those are actually
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The first one drops at 6:00 AM,
the second one drops at 4:00 PM.

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three things drop daily there.
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going on on our YouTube channel.
So that's why it's super

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important to subscribe because
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something comes up.
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is kind of cool.
They're from guests from the

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past, guests from the future.
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they're, you know, a minute or
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fun stuff too.
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A lot of the health stuff we've
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$1,000,000 body and and Peter
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I saw those are really doing
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Which is great.
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And then the epiphany I have
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I watched your short on rich

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crackers.
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Much.
I had people chime in and send

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me messages after like I'm
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I think you're killing Ritz
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God, I just, I don't know how I
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mouth knowing what's in there.
What's mind boggling to me is.

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When they all that shit.
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Because when they first made
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simple, right?
It just had to be the flour and

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the salt and whatever.
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right now, OK?
I had the best dinner.

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I haven't had pork chops in a
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My pork chop dinner last night
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chop, which was amazing because
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We're lucky around here that the
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meat from like within 50 miles
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Oh, so it's it's like legit
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Right on that pig's not that
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Nice.
Beautiful butterfly pork chop.

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sauce on it and it was I was
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That's it.
No sides.

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Broccoli and baked potato.
OK, see yeah, good job and see a

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whole food I learned on this
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what a.
Whole they told me that a potato

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is OK 'cause it's just a potato.
Right, 'cause I and I, I didn't,

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I never really understood what
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as it sounds.
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that day, I told like.
What I learned so much from both

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of those guys.
Man, Yeah, yeah, really.

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You know, So it's it's it's fun.
That's the fun thing about this.

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So ladies and gentlemen, if you
have not listened to Nate Palmer

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or Peter Ho, go back and listen
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were just full of information.
I went back and listened to each

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one of them a couple times a
piece, just pulling different

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things out right.
Yeah, 'cause it's, it's, that's

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the cool thing about shorts.
If you don't, if you don't have

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time to engage in one of our,
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which some people don't, right,
'cause sometimes they're an

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Lemoyne Alexander.

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Show is about two hours.
Could have talked to him for six

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more for sure.
Easily, easily.

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And the reason we had Nate and
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could have talked to Nate and
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And we will again for sure.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Our only real time constraints
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know, listeners and viewers,
Thursday or Tuesdays, we have

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about 60 to 90 minutes.
Fridays, it's fair game.

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It's whatever we decide.
You know, we've had boxers on,

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we've had, we've had Grammy
nominated artists, we've had.

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I don't know is Arizona USA?
Yeah, Missus.

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Yeah, right.
Missus Arizona USA Going from

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Missus Missus USA we've had, I
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we had someone who Jimmy Cross,
I don't know how to frame him.

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One of my.
Favorite shows for Yeah Oh yeah,

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Jay.
And if you didn't, if you didn't

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listen to our Jeremy Cross
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listen to it, especially if you
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struggling with addiction.
So Jeremy messaged him back and

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he's heard the same thing
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great platform for him.
You know, those people listen to

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all his podcasts that he's on.
Yeah, he gave us a really nice

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compliment in that he's heard
this was the best show, you

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know, as far as the interaction.
And so thank you very much for

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the people who listen to that.
That's awesome.

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Yes, and thank you, Jeremy, for
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Absolutely.
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So, so Jeremy's, Jeremy's show
was was has got a lot of buzz.

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So go listen to that.
Then you'll find out about his

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book.
You'll find out about his story.

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It's a very, it's a very
interesting story from somebody

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who you know, had a a legit
normal happy everyday life and

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then just tragically went down
into the gutter, like literally

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as.
Far as you can go.

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Yeah.
There I thought I went far.

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I learned I was wrong.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
And but then he climbed back out

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of it and he's an amazing.
Human being.

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Yes, he's a shining example of
how recovery works.

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If once you get to the point in
your life and you need that, the

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recovery kind of, you know, I
don't know, chimes in or you

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know, the bell rings or
whatever.

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I don't know what the fuck I'm
trying to say, but kind of like

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Mike that.
Don't make sense.

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Yeah, kind of like Mike Larose,
right?

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I mean, yeah.
How many people, you know,

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smoked pot when they were six
and still live?

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The tell.
The tell.

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There too, yeah.
Right.

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So and then we had we had
Cheyenne on who was kidnapped 3

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different times.
We've had Kelly Myers of of a

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show coming up that you're going
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airs.
It's a musician who's who's

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ahead of his time.
Kind of like how large was as

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far as Napster ahead of his time
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By about 25 years.
Yeah, So we don't just have, you

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know, Bob from next door coming
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We love Bob.
Bob can come on the show all he

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wants, right?
We had an Iraqi war veteran who?

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That show did really well too.
Yeah, his whole, his whole, his

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whole gig was finding IE D's in,
in Iraq.

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And then his his story is
really, really cool as far as

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how he was able to stop drinking
in, in the path he took to do

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that.
And, and Mike and him had a

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great conversation about magic
mushrooms that they have to call

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it.
I like Don, he's my people.

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Yeah, Don's a good guy, man.
So, yeah.

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So if you want to be the show,
just drop us a message.

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We'll get you on.
And then, you know, there you

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go.
You can have a conversation with

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us and we share all your shorts
that we come up with.

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So you have them.
You can use them on your own.

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You can put them on all your
social media channels.

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You know, we've we're
continuously growing this thing

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organically.
We're getting close to 100,000

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what views since since March
where we were like what, 50 in

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March?
We were at right around 38.

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At 30th February.
OK, so there you go.

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So yeah.
So it's just a short 38,000 and

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90,000 and about 3 months.
Yeah, which is it's all Mike,

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man.
It's 'cause you know, he carries

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the show.
I'm just here for, for window

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fodder, you know?
I'm window dressing.

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I'm still the behind the scenes
guy that's you know.

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He's he's I'm the Robin quivers
to his Howard Stern.

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You know, that's just how it
rolls.

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I think it's funny, man.
There's days where I noticed

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that one of us is off and the
others not, you know?

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So it balances out for sure.
It does.

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And that's the dynamic of having
two people on a show because

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again, when you just do it by
yourself, you don't have that

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exchange.
You don't have the organic

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conversations.
And like my little The Real

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Estate Guy podcast moment with
The Real Estate Guy.

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That's great too, by the way.
Well, thank you.

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But they're quick.
They're like, you know, 2

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minutes or so, but it's, it's
insightful information in a

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short amount of time to help you
understand the home buying or

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home selling process, depending
on what I'm talking about.

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So those drop every Tuesday
afternoon on my channel, which,

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you know, if you want to find
that, just go to YouTube and at

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Chris Dunham.
Simple.

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Check it out.
Subscribe.

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Chug it out. 3:00 and 4:00,
There's legitimately only one

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guy that I will listen to, and
that's Bill Burr that does it by

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himself.
Oh agreed, because he can.

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He's amazing.
He can argue with.

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Himself, Dude, I think you have
that potential.

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You probably, you know, even if
I don't know it, you could have

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that kind of banner.
I'm not that guy, right?

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I could argue with myself.
It would be pretty engaging.

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I had I've, I've done videos,
marketing videos where I'm, I'm

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talking to myself.
I believe it.

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Oh, yeah, I've seen them.
Yeah.

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I'm the one with Santa Claus.
Yeah, I'm Santa Claus in the

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video, just so you know.
You know, this is an over 18

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podcast.
They all, they all know there's.

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You never know, man.
And then they had one where,

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where when I was in council, I
had this.

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I had we wrote this song called
Plastic Icon.

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I remember that too.
Right, which was all about the

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plasticity of the music
industry, basically, and how,

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how the fake pop, the full,
Yeah, exactly.

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The full, the beautiful people,
right.

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So my, what I would do on stage,
they'd put on my, my Playboy.

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What?
It was a Hugh Hefner costume for

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Halloween.
So it's his red smoking jacket.

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My, my fake hair and sunglasses.
And and I was the I was the

449
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:25,680
plastic icon.
So that persona, I made a video

450
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,600
one time like it when if you'd
send me a referral, I used to

451
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,400
pop it up on your Facebook page
where I'm talking to myself in

452
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,880
the plastic icon identity, going
back and forth with myself.

453
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,680
You know, which is funny because
I've always you ever.

454
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,040
You remember the movie The Big?
Chill.

455
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,920
Oh yeah, that's a great movie.
Man right, one of my all time

456
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,000
favorites right?
I love the the scene.

457
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,400
Will William Hurt is sitting on
the couch.

458
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,800
He found the camcorder, right?
So he's going around the house

459
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,440
filming people.
And if you've never seen The Big

460
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,560
Chill, you need to see The Big
Chill just for the soundtrack

461
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,880
alone.
That opened me up to so much

462
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,360
music.
Just the soundtrack.

463
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,120
Oh, for sure.
Man, just unbelievable.

464
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,600
But he's sitting on the couch
and he's got the camera on a

465
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,400
tripod and he's and he's filming
himself having a conversation

466
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,160
with himself.
It was, it was it was a great

467
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,680
scene.
And he pulled it off and it was

468
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,760
just, it was it's a great movie.
Nikki hates the movie.

469
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,640
I love it.
The true, true story.

470
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,760
The body, the corpse at the
beginning.

471
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:29,400
Yeah.
Kevin Costner's first role.

472
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,960
And he got cut out.
That was his first role.

473
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,000
And he was, he was the, he was
the corpse.

474
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,360
And they didn't pan up to his
face.

475
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,240
They stopped.
I did not know that.

476
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,880
You got to start somewhere.
Did you hear that?

477
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,240
They're supposedly making young
guns dead or alive?

478
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,200
Young guns 3 dead or alive.
No.

479
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,560
Yeah.
Yeah.

480
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:01,800
They better do injustice because
it's Emilio Estevez.

481
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,600
And because he is who he is.
And if you don't, if you, if

482
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,040
you, if you never follow Emilio
because he hasn't been relevant

483
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,800
for years.
But brilliant young mind he had

484
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:18,880
he had so many movies in the 80s
that just were were very

485
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,760
entertaining and just I enjoyed
them.

486
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,600
One of my favorite movies he
ever.

487
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,880
Did I loved young guns?
And young guns too, I thought.

488
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:29,480
That was that was in the 90s,
but I'm talking like back in the

489
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:33,520
80s, That was then.
This is now repo man, Men At

490
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,640
Work, Men At Work, he wrote.
And Charlie Sheen's was his, is

491
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,560
his actual biological brother.
And for those who don't know,

492
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,080
Estevez is their actual legal
name.

493
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,960
So it's Martin Estevez, not
Martin Sheen.

494
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,400
But Martin made his last name
Sheen.

495
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,240
So when Charlie got in the
business instead of Charlie

496
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,480
Estevez, he's Charlie Sheen.
And Emilio was the only one that

497
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,960
actually kept his, his
legitimate birth name, which I

498
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,280
thought was interesting.
So that's the Estevez family,

499
00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,440
Martin, Charlie and and Emilio.
Speaking of Charlie, I saw

500
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:07,160
something like two or three days
ago, somebody caught Charlie

501
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,720
outside something.
He was just fucking hammered and

502
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,560
he just came into the car.
Yeah, came into the window of

503
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:16,280
the car, was talking to the
people, pounding fists and

504
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,840
giving a high fives.
And you know, it's like his

505
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,240
shirt's like half ripped and the
guy's like, what's that?

506
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,160
Oh, it's too bad.
You know, like some weird, I

507
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,480
don't know what it was an
elephant or something.

508
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,560
I just, it was, you know, it was
kind of funny 'cause, you know,

509
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,920
Charlie got destroyed with the
whole me too thing.

510
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,400
Rightfully so, 'cause, you know,
he didn't behave himself.

511
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,240
But what are you gonna do?
He's also tied.

512
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,000
Remember the Corey Feldman,
right?

513
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,720
Yeah.
Corey Feldman claims that CC

514
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:51,240
Sheen raped Corey Haim on set in
one of the movies they were

515
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,320
doing.
I do remember that and I just I

516
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,920
still, I still call Bush on that
because you would think that

517
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,400
that if Corey Haim was being
raped, he'd be screaming,

518
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,520
fighting and struggling.
I mean, I don't know.

519
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,280
I, I don't, nothing surprises me
anymore.

520
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,920
It comes out of out of Hollywood
and and, you know, especially

521
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,520
with the Diddy stuff.
What what what was his face?

522
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,440
Suge Knight testified or
something.

523
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,000
And I didn't read the article,
but apparently it was all tied

524
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,240
to what did you did to Bieber,
Justin Bieber, and how he just

525
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,200
fucking absolutely, you know,
destroyed him.

526
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,080
You know, all the things he did
to having Bieber's claiming, you

527
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,440
know, parents could give a shit
because they wanted the money,

528
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,160
which is sad.
Yeah, that's it.

529
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,280
If, if people don't know that
story, that is a sad story.

530
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,600
It really is.
Yeah, and that's the problem, I

531
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,760
think with a lot of the young,
the young stars and whatnot,

532
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,000
that it's the parents that want
them to be famous.

533
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,200
The kids don't have a say.
They're just, you know, they're,

534
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,520
they're too impressionable and
and not all have to make those

535
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,920
decisions.
And they're just kind of OK.

536
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,080
Mom and Dad.
I want to be the movie.

537
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,080
Yeah.
You know.

538
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,520
Mama Kay's worried she's
interrupting the podcast.

539
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,360
That's what's going on here,
ladies and gentlemen.

540
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,840
She was going to bring me some
food.

541
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,720
So if I seem distracted, I'm
not.

542
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,360
I'm listening to Chris.
But we'll give Mama Kay a shout

543
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:14,840
out for making some amazing
spaghetti, and I will be having

544
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,800
that tomorrow.
I had leftover jobs for tonight

545
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,720
so.
Right.

546
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,320
Did you know spaghetti is not a
whole food?

547
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,480
No, but it is delicious when
Mama Kay makes it so.

548
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,720
Is it the sauce?
As long as she's walking the

549
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,600
planet, I'm going to eat her
spaghetti.

550
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,400
Well, that's fine.
Is it the sauce?

551
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,080
I don't.
Or did she make the noodles from

552
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,280
scratch?
Did she make the noodles from

553
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:35,680
scratch?
No.

554
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,280
No.
OK, OK, we'll have.

555
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,640
To then it's got to be it's got
to be this.

556
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,880
It's got to be the sauce.
Then we got to have Mama Kay on.

557
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,640
Just tell her to come over.
It's it's made with love.

558
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,400
Oh, that'll take some coaxing.
I think we could get steel on

559
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,000
here.
He'll come.

560
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah.
We need to get steel on.

561
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,920
We got to get him to tell his
paranormal stories.

562
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,240
He's got some great ones.
Cool, that's another thing.

563
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,480
I was going to say Bigfoot, but
yeah, for sure, if there's

564
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,640
paranormal people out there and
you have stories.

565
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,240
We'll listen to them for sure.
Ghost stories?

566
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,240
Absolutely.
Yeah, he has multiple.

567
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:15,640
He's had not a Bigfoot sighting,
but a brush with OK and

568
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,240
definitely ghosts, UFO.
And this is a guy who has no

569
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,160
reason.
I mean, he's a common sense, no

570
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,680
nonsense.
You know, he's not somebody

571
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,760
that's looking for attention.
He's the antithesis of looking

572
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,280
for attention.
Yeah, and just so you know,

573
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,400
steals Mike's dad.
That's his nickname, yes.

574
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,040
Yeah, self-imposed.
Yeah.

575
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,120
Yeah.
He had to come up with an e-mail

576
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,680
address and it got shortened to
that.

577
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,280
That's all that happened,
really.

578
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,760
Yeah.
We won't give out.

579
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,560
We won't give out his e-mail
address on the podcast, but I'll

580
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:48,560
tell you later.
Well, his phone number is

581
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:55,360
867-5309 and and just use the
the three O 9 prefix, you know,

582
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,200
so 309-867-5309.
If you want to give Steele a

583
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,480
call, tell him we said hi.
He'll be happy to talk to you.

584
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,400
I should give people his actual
phone number because he would

585
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,280
educate the world and the world
would be a better place.

586
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,160
Well, you know, so that wasn't a
real number I just gave of.

587
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,520
Course it was.
Damn it.

588
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,880
So we were talking before the
show.

589
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,920
You had something What we we
were doing some enlightening

590
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,480
with each other.
Oh, I'm glad there was

591
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,320
something.
There was something you wanted

592
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,880
to tell me that that I told you
about Kellogg's cereal.

593
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,840
Oh yeah, thank.
You yes, while you're looking at

594
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,200
the Kellogg's cereal thing, we,
we learned how to, we learned

595
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,880
how to dehydrate strawberries.
So because, because we kind of

596
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,280
stopped all the sugar in things,
right?

597
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,120
Strawberries have natural sugar.
So I sliced them all up and I'm

598
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,680
terrible at slicing.
So we're going to figure out a

599
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,040
better way to slice and then
they can put them in the air

600
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,360
fryer because we have a
dehydration setting and we

601
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:58,800
actually made legit strawberry
fruit snacks that are that's

602
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,920
just strawberry.
That's it.

603
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,080
Nothing else.
And they actually pretty damn

604
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:08,800
tasty aside from my failure to
cut properly because, you know,

605
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,160
I'm terrible at cutting.
Like if I was on the Worst Cooks

606
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,880
in America they would have a
whole episode on my cutting

607
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:21,000
skills and how they suck.
So I'm glad that I I'm glad I.

608
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,440
Looked it up.
OK, good.

609
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,360
It says the claim that Kellogg's
cereal was invented to prevent

610
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,720
masturbation is a common
misconception.

611
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,000
John John Harvey Kellogg, the
inventor of cornflakes, was 1/7

612
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,360
day Adventist minister who
believed in a healthy lifestyle

613
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,360
and included a vegetarian diet
and abstinence from sexual

614
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,400
activity.
He advocated for a bland,

615
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,640
unstimulating diet to reduce.
OK, they're double talking now

616
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,760
let me read.
Let me read this again.

617
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,920
So they're saying that it's a
common misconception.

618
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,080
Now listen to what I'm going to
say.

619
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,840
John Harvey Kellogg, the
inventor of cornflakes, was the

620
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,240
7th Day Adventist minister who
believed in a healthy lifestyle

621
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,240
that included a vegetarian diet
and abstinence from sexual

622
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,680
activity.
Why you're married or before

623
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,280
you're married?
Because why you're married?

624
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,400
If you want abstinence, that's a
shitty ass marriage.

625
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,080
Man, no.
So the 7th Day Adventist would

626
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,240
say that you can only have sex
to procreate.

627
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,800
Get the hell out of here.
You got to remember I studied a

628
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,560
lot of religions, my brother.
Why I That's insane.

629
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,400
That's their Yeah.
Well, that's a hardcore version.

630
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,920
Of Christianity.
So I think that's what Scott

631
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:32,800
Stapp's family is because 'cause
when his dad, when one of his

632
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,080
interviews with his dad, his dad
had this massive crucifix on his

633
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,800
hanging off his chest and he was
like a total, just came across

634
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,480
as a total control freaking
asshole.

635
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,520
I'm like, whoa.
But I bet you that is.

636
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,720
So what I'm saying that they're
double talking is the last

637
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,800
sentence is he advocated for a
bland, unstimulating diet to

638
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,920
reduce sexual desire, including
masturbation.

639
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,800
Those are his words.
Weird.

640
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,560
So if so, boys and girls are
actually boys.

641
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,240
If you have a problem with with
you know if you fail the, if

642
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,680
you, if you join the Seinfeld
regime, if you understand where

643
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,120
this is going, if, if you have a
contest and for being master of

644
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,800
your domain, apparently, just
buy cornflakes from Kellogg's

645
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,400
and you will win.
Yeah.

646
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:23,200
Wow, that's wow.
I think there's some double talk

647
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,560
in there because he's the one
that said he and he invented the

648
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,120
cornflakes because they were
bland and he advocated for a

649
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:35,280
bland diet to ward off.
The.

650
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,880
Sexuality, including
masturbation.

651
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:42,080
That's what it says.
So there was a movie and which,

652
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,920
excuse me, I think Anthony
Anthony Hopkins, Sir Anthony

653
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,800
Hopkins played Kellogg in the
movie.

654
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,000
I forget I'm seeing it in my
head because they're talking

655
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,880
about cereal.
Let's just Google machine

656
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,120
Anthony Hopkins.
Whoops, spell it right.

657
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,920
The Google Machine.
Hopkins, Kellogg.

658
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,200
There it is.
Kellogg movie.

659
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,080
It came up right away.
It plays Kellogg, yes.

660
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,840
The road to Wellville.
There you go.

661
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,840
The road to Wellville.
Never saw it.

662
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,480
OK, it's a good it's a good
movie.

663
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:17,360
The road to well.
The road to Wellville is a 1993

664
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,320
novel by American author TC
Boyle, set in Battle Creek, MI,

665
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,800
not far from your dispensary
during the early days of

666
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,200
breakfast cereals.
The story includes a historical

667
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,640
fictionalization of John Harvey
Kellogg, who the inventor of

668
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:38,360
cornflakes, Anthony Hopkins
plays him British known actor in

669
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,400
the 1994 film The Road to.
Well, it's a really good film.

670
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,440
I, I, I, I watched it so much.
I mean, obviously it left

671
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,800
something because I just pulled
that out of my arse that oh,

672
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,920
this is where Anthony Hopkins
played the Kellogg guy.

673
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:56,640
I don't completely remember what
it's about, but it is, it is

674
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:02,280
kind of wrapped around him, the
Kellogg dude and, and that kind

675
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,960
of jazz.
So this here's an unbelievable

676
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,120
fact, OK, an unbelievable fact.
Just so you know, boys and

677
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:15,120
girls, in November 2022, James
Michael Grimes won a free drink

678
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,960
in the air guitar competition.
Now I have posted before air

679
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,160
guitar competition that was
legit thing on the ESPN the Ocho

680
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,200
where these guys were actually
if you if you if you go down the

681
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,840
path of my my Instagram, you'll
see a story where I I actually

682
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,040
Nikki and I where were we were
we were on a cruise and then and

683
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,040
that late night TV came on and
and legit it was it was air

684
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,080
guitar competition, kid, you not
told.

685
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,560
Me this and I was in disbelief.
Right, so So in November of

686
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:45,000
2022, James Michael Grimes won a
free drink in an air guitar

687
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,920
competition, which became his
last memory before walking up.

688
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,400
Waking up overboard in the Gulf
of Mexico with no ship insight,

689
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:55,040
he then shredded water for 18
hours and was stung by two

690
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,720
swarms of jellyfish over his
arms and legs before eventually

691
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,960
being rescued.
Isn't that crazy?

692
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,600
That is a crazy fact.
Weird wild, weird wild fact.

693
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,360
I love that Facebook page, by
the way.

694
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,600
That's where I get a lot of this
shit.

695
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,159
What's?
What's that Facebook page share

696
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:10,880
with the world?
Isn't it on the?

697
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,400
I don't know, I closed the
window already.

698
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,400
I was pretending like I just
knew that from from knowing it.

699
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,560
I wish.
We should give those people a

700
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,480
shout out.
That's why I take screenshots

701
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,159
of.
Them.

702
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,400
Whatever, I lost it.
Now there's thousands of these

703
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,520
things.
It's OK.

704
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,960
One in ten Americans think the
Earth is flat.

705
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,520
OK, so funny story.
I showed little man.

706
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,760
That's all I gotta do.
I showed little man the there's

707
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,120
a picture right, of the ice
wall.

708
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,600
There's this massive ice wall
which would be in the North

709
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,120
Pole, Antarctica, right?
But the way the picture came

710
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,480
across was you you saw this ice
wall and then the all the ocean

711
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,480
was dark black and then you had
the land on the other side of

712
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,320
it.
Little man legit said, oh,

713
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,640
that's why the earth is slap pop
pop.

714
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,200
I'm like no, no, So something I
googled the earth and I reminded

715
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,800
him it was around because he's
he's in the planets and stuff.

716
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,880
But.
The one I just sent to you is

717
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,840
for you only.
There's too much shit on there.

718
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,560
But the one I'm sending you
right now?

719
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:17,120
Read that one OK still.
Very interesting so here you go.

720
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,680
So a study shows less
age-related cognitive decline in

721
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,080
cannabis usage.
So, a newly published study.

722
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,320
From the National Library.
National Library.

723
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,240
Library of medicine, it's not me
a Stoner.

724
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,400
No, it's right, right.
It's a National Center for Bio

725
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:38,520
Technology Information and a new
study was published just found

726
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,440
that men who used cannabis
experienced less age-related

727
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:46,440
cognitive decline than those who
did not. 5162 men were studied

728
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,240
for an average of 24 years, and
neither frequency of use nor age

729
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,680
initiation were significantly
associated with the great, with

730
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,760
a greater decline.
So it does not burn your brain

731
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,000
cells like they tried to tell
you on afternoon television.

732
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,000
And, you know, everywhere,
there's so much.

733
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,120
And a lot of that I think is
still is still pharmacy.

734
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,960
Pharmaceutical companies don't
want marijuana to become

735
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,840
something that people go to as a
source of remedying their

736
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,680
anxiety.
And here's.

737
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,800
How I'll prove it to you in your
great state of Arizona.

738
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,960
They tried to make recreational
marijuana the first time, if

739
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,000
you'll remember right, in 2016.
OK.

740
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:31,960
The same company that makes
fentanyl spent $500,000 on

741
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:38,040
advertising against making.
Yes, I'm just proving your

742
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,120
point.
Oh yeah, there's I, I, I

743
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,640
remember them prove that.
I remember Arizona trying to

744
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,760
pass that and it failed the
first couple times it was on the

745
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,520
ballot just.
You know who else funds those?

746
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,720
No.
Big alcohol, so Budweiser Coors.

747
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,680
Which doesn't make sense cause
'cause you know, I mean, the,

748
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,960
the, for those of you that, that
have smoked cigarettes and, and

749
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,080
drink beer, it, there's a hand
to hand thing.

750
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,720
Like, I can't remember, you
know, years and years ago when I

751
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:06,600
was still drinking and we'd go
out and, and, you know, it was

752
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,600
one of those things like you
have a couple beers, you just,

753
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,920
you want a cigarette.
And I wasn't a big smoker, but

754
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,880
it's just one of those things,
hey, you got you, Hey, you got

755
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,960
one of those, you know, 'cause
it just, it elevates it somehow,

756
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080
right?
It's just, yes, it's kind of

757
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,600
like the yin and Yang of it, you
know?

758
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,920
Yeah, well, nicotine stimulates
your brain for sure.

759
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,640
That's also scientific fact.
It's not good for you in mass

760
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:30,080
quantities.
But in little short, don't like

761
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,480
in your case, if you hit a
cigarette before you went on

762
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,720
stage, what you did a lot, it
started your synapse is firing

763
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,880
like 10 times faster, 100 times
faster, right?

764
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,280
Yeah, that was more just to calm
the.

765
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,680
I mean, I wasn't nervous and
that wasn't it was it was

766
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,720
anxious energy and I was one of
those things just like.

767
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,440
Yeah, I used to describe it as
an adrenaline dump.

768
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,240
So like, if anybody's ever been
super scared, super quick, Yeah,

769
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,320
that's what it sounds like.
Only it lasts a lot longer than

770
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,520
that, you know?
Yeah, your legs start shaking.

771
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,400
That's one thing we didn't ask
Lemoyne about about his

772
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,760
experience would like like when
I talked to Michael Bruce on

773
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,120
good news Arizona, we we touched
we touched on him playing live

774
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,800
and like he stood in front of
when Michael Bruce you know

775
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,760
don't for those of you don't
know is one of the founding

776
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,840
members of the Alice Cooper
group.

777
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,840
Great guitar.
Great guitar and super nice

778
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,480
human too.
I watched that episode.

779
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,960
Yeah, that was a nice one.
Interview.

780
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,640
Yeah, thank you.
And he the the man of people

781
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,320
that he played in front of was
astonishing.

782
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,800
And one, I forget the number but
it was an insane number.

783
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,560
Probably over 100,000 for.
Sure.

784
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,520
Yeah.
I want to say like 230 some odd

785
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,920
1000.
Alice played some big.

786
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,240
Festivals in Europe yeah yeah,
and it so that was one thing I

787
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,040
didn't think about to after the
fact with Lemoyne.

788
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,720
Like I wonder how many what's
his biggest thing as far as

789
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:52,160
being in front of But that may
have been a a moot point because

790
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,080
most of his career has been
behind as a.

791
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,160
Producer and.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

792
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,040
Beat Maker and.
Still, yeah, so and, and I would

793
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,240
like to talk to him again and
just kind of dive deeper into

794
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,680
the, the connections that he's
made.

795
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,800
Like especially we didn't, we
didn't really go down the path

796
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,360
of, of, of working with Queen,
you know, and, and the insurance

797
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,960
and outs of that.
And how was, you know, meeting

798
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,320
Brian May And, and you know what
I mean?

799
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,960
Cause Brian May's got to be just
an amazing human to talk to you.

800
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,840
He's an astrophysicist.
I know.

801
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,320
That's why it'd be amazing to
talk to.

802
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,200
It's like, dude, you, you went
from this to that, Like I mean.

803
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:26,600
I follow him on Instagram and
he's so mellow, man.

804
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,160
He's just.
Like I could see that he's.

805
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,640
Just like kind of you would
imagine he's very soft spoken

806
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,880
and very humble.
Very thankful for his lot in

807
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,720
life.
As far as you know what he's

808
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,840
got, you know, not a bragger at
all.

809
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,600
Just.
No.

810
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,240
Well, that's that was what what
cool was that was you.

811
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,000
That's what was cool about
Lemoyne.

812
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,840
He wasn't dumb.
No, he was very humble as well.

813
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah, very, very humble.
I told you the one thing if you

814
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,520
don't pick up on it when that
episode drops, ladies and

815
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:58,160
gentlemen, he was very honest
about, you know, if I wrote a

816
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,680
song that ended up on Bohemian
Rhapsody soundtrack, I'd just go

817
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,040
ahead and make it act like it
was in the movie, you know?

818
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,160
Right, but he was clear to point
out, you know it got.

819
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,920
Caught from the movie, but it's
still on the soundtrack, which

820
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,080
got downloaded millions of
times.

821
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,800
And his version of Killer Queen
is very good.

822
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,600
I checked that out too because
you can get that online as well

823
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,640
if everybody wants to go listen
to that.

824
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,840
OK, so I found, I found Brian
May.

825
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,400
Brian May Formal.
Is that what it is, Sir?

826
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,720
Brian May?
Yeah, it's got to be 3.9 million

827
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:30,840
followers.
That's him.

828
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,400
Is that the legit one?
Yeah.

829
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,720
Yeah, right on.
He dropped some really cool

830
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,480
stuff.
Yeah, no, that's a good.

831
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,440
That's good, man.
I like, I like that kind of

832
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,000
stuff.
And if you can happen to book

833
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
him on the podcast that.
Would be I'll try.

834
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,520
Let me send him a message right
now.

835
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,840
Reach out.
I am this is Chris from the

836
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,160
Chris and Mike show.
There it is here we go.

837
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:57,320
Good afternoon, Sir Brian,
because he says Sir Brian.

838
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,880
So you got to use his his his
professional name.

839
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,360
He's knighted.
Yes, that's what you got.

840
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,240
I I have, I said say tell him I
have a one square foot of land

841
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,480
in Scotland.
Of course, OK.

842
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,840
Of course, reaching out to you
because we would love to have

843
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,480
you on the guest on the Chris
and Mike Show.

844
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,840
That's where Dave lives on that
one square foot.

845
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,400
A world renowned podcast that is
all about human interest

846
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,080
stories.
Such as your own.

847
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,440
We would love to dive deep into
her.

848
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,960
Aeronautical physicist.
Is that what he is?

849
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,760
He's an astrophysicist.
We'd love to dive deep into you.

850
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,640
Dive deep, dive, dive deep, deep
into your level of

851
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,080
astrophysicism.
Is that a word?

852
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,640
Physicism.
I don't know.

853
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,720
Astrophysical, we'll just say
astrophysics sounded good and

854
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:56,120
anything and anything else you
would like to discuss perhaps

855
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,520
what you've done with your life
since obtaining that degree.

856
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,000
We heard you play a little
guitar.

857
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,120
Please reach out at your
earliest convenience.

858
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,080
We would love to establish a
time to connect with you.

859
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,560
From what our friend Lemoyne
Alexander says, you are a super

860
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,720
nice human and we'd love to
verify that talk.

861
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,240
Soon.
I thought you were Chris.

862
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,560
I thought you were going to drop
my name.

863
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,840
I did.
Chris, Chris, Chris is in there.

864
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,960
Mike's in there.
No, I just.

865
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,160
Met with you in Le Moines place,
you know.

866
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,040
I could do.
That I was No, I was just being

867
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,600
funny.
With you.

868
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,360
OK, from one of one of our
friends, Le Moyne Alexander says

869
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,200
you are a super nice human.
Here we go right here.

870
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:46,240
This is the power of editing, as
does Mike Michaels.

871
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,800
I have been founding member of
Nemesis.

872
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,520
That might be one of those
messages that's just crazy

873
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,000
enough to get answered.
That's how I got Kevin Guy on

874
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,480
the Good News Arizona show, man.
I kept poking at him.

875
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,000
I kept, I kept dropping messages
and shit.

876
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,080
For those you don't know, Kevin
Guy is the head coach and

877
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,280
general manager of the Arizona
Rattlers, Arizona's most

878
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,680
successful sporting franchise
with seven world champions.

879
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:16,520
And just so you understand,
right, the Suns have zero, the

880
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,360
Cardinals have 0 because Larry
Fitzgerald failed to take a knee

881
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:24,160
at the three yard line.
The Mercury, which can't really

882
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,520
count, I think they have four or
five, but they're girls.

883
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,240
Not that there's anything wrong
with that.

884
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,800
Don't light us up.
But if, hey, if you're an WNBA

885
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,800
player and you'd like to defend
your sport, reach out.

886
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:36,880
We'll have you on.
Especially if you're Caitlin

887
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,320
Clark.
Right.

888
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,600
She seems to be kind of popular.
She said she's very popular.

889
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,200
Let's see.
I also do not watch the WNBA so

890
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,200
that's.
I've heard, I've heard, and I

891
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,360
don't know if this is true or
not.

892
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,920
So viewers listening, watching
if you've, if you're a fan of

893
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,680
subscriber, a season ticket
holder of the, of the WNBA, I've

894
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,200
heard that part of the enjoyment
of watching the games is

895
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:07,440
watching the athletes fall.
Like they're not like men where

896
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,360
they run back and forth non-stop
and don't ever fall over just

897
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,400
for the hell of it.
I've heard that some of the, you

898
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,040
know, call it the women, not
college.

899
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,400
The, the, the, the athletes in
WNBA, they just randomly fall.

900
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,520
You know, they'll just randomly
fall when they're running.

901
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:27,280
And apparently some people think
that's the main draw of watching

902
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,720
them play live is to see how
many times the athletes will

903
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:32,520
just stumble and fall.
OK, one thing I will tell you,

904
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,040
and I wish I could give this
person credit because that just

905
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,280
triggered a memory.
Speaking of shorts, Chris said

906
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,280
how powerful shorts are because
we all have a busy schedule,

907
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:43,040
right?
I watched a short on the Caitlin

908
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,400
Clark effect and it said you
don't think that the WNBA sucked

909
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,680
before Caitlin Clark?
Let me show you.

910
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:55,840
And it was 30 seconds or a
minute of up and down the court,

911
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,960
and nobody made a basket.
It was brick, brick, brick,

912
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,680
brick, brick, brick, brick.
Caitlin Clark comes and all of a

913
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,360
sudden they're playing more like
the men.

914
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,600
They're running Phillies, yes.
It was.

915
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,680
It's a.
Completely different game It,

916
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,360
it's an effect just like Michael
Jordan was to the NBA, right?

917
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:18,040
So it's that next level of
female athleticism.

918
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,760
Right.
OK, so, so here's a question.

919
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Would the WNBA then be more
entertaining now than the NBA?

920
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,080
Because we all know the NBA is
about not driving to the lane

921
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,760
anymore.
If you get about, if you get

922
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:36,040
about 10 more players like her
in that league, 100% really,

923
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,200
maybe even 5.
OK.

924
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,720
Just enough to make the other
people around them become that

925
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,640
much better, right?
Yeah, just like I always

926
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,320
fascinate people when I say I
like to be the weakest link in

927
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,040
the band, right?
How am I going to get better if

928
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,840
I'm the best person in my own
band, Right, Right, right.

929
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,640
I need people that are like,
hey, man, you know, why don't

930
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,800
you try this here or that there?
You know, I'm looking for

931
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,440
forward thinkers, not people who
are looking for me to direct

932
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,960
that, right?
That's the effect she's had on

933
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,000
women's basketball is you guys
got it or you ladies have to

934
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,080
step up your game.
That's interesting.

935
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,880
Same thing Ronda Rousey did for
the mixed martial arts, right in

936
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,800
the UFC.
Yeah, yeah, cuz really she's, I

937
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,080
mean, I don't remember anybody
female wise before her that put

938
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,240
females on the map for that in
that sport.

939
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:27,240
There was Cyborg, but she was so
steroid it out at that time that

940
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,640
she looked like a dude.
Nobody paid attention to her.

941
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,400
You know, she probably could
have kicked a lot of men's

942
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,680
asses.
Right.

943
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,120
I think I that's what I'm
saying.

944
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,520
I don't, I don't, I don't, I
don't even recognize that name.

945
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,080
Like Round Rossi.
They might.

946
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:43,320
They might remember Gina Carano.
I think she was before Ronda a

947
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,400
little bit.
But yeah, Ronda Rousey became

948
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:49,200
the face of women's MMA, right?
Caitlin became the face of the

949
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,040
WNBA.
Michael Jordan became the face

950
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,640
of the NBA in my generation and
your generation.

951
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,320
Right.
And he's still, he's still

952
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,600
talked about to this day.
And he and he forever will be.

953
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,920
Yeah, he's not for sure.
That's The funny thing about the

954
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:07,800
GOAT talk, right in people.
Somebody who says if I wanted to

955
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,480
have better stats, I would have
tried harder.

956
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,880
I was trying to win
championships, right?

957
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,920
Yeah, we were trying to play as
a team, is what he's saying.

958
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:16,680
Yeah.
Right.

959
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,560
And in playing as a team, he
still put the numbers up that he

960
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,920
did.
Just staggering.

961
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:28,880
I saw, I saw a thing the other
day that LeBron was at the free

962
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,960
throw line.
He hits the ball, he hits the,

963
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:36,160
the and that's it.
He wins the game and he missed.

964
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,160
He just like Jordan.
Jordan, if you never, I mean,

965
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,640
everybody's probably heard the
story.

966
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,280
I, I don't think it was a
playoff game.

967
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,680
I think it was just a regular
season game.

968
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,960
But he was, you know, he looked
at somebody that was on the, the

969
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,160
line, you know, the box and the
free throw and, and he's, he's,

970
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,240
he's bouncing, bouncing about
and he looks over the guys.

971
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,480
He closes his eyes.
Check it out.

972
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,680
You could probably argue 100
other people with me, not you in

973
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,680
particular, but the people who
are listening who are going to

974
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,520
scream at me.
But what about?

975
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,080
I don't think I've ever
witnessed somebody who wanted

976
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,400
that pressure at the end of a
game more than Michael Jordan,

977
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,960
other than maybe Tom.
Agreed.

978
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,040
Agreed.
Yeah, yeah, I, I would, I, I

979
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:24,200
think Eli because Eli, Eli, Eli,
Eli excelled.

980
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,600
In, but he just didn't have high
pressure.

981
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,440
Longevity of No I'm.
Talking about people who did it,

982
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,800
you know, 6 * 7 times.
I know there's not a lot of

983
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,560
them, but let's say more than
three times.

984
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,400
Yeah, OK.
Somebody that's that great.

985
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,800
I can't think of anybody who
just soaked that.

986
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,640
Like, give me the ball right
now.

987
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,200
I know there's one second left.
I'm going to be the one to shoot

988
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,560
it, right?
From A and from a baseball

989
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,920
standpoint point, you'd have
pitchers that give me the ball.

990
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,000
Sure.
You know Maddox and Johnson are

991
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,200
Schilling.
You know Rodger Clemens before

992
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,720
steroids.
That whole thing between Curt

993
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:01,000
Schilling and Randy Johnson when
the Arizona Diamondbacks won the

994
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,680
World Series that year, that
determination to go out there on

995
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,360
2 days rest or a day's rest,
That was proven you were a man.

996
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:14,400
Well, I'd see back in the day,
right when right, But back when

997
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,760
baseball was baseball, right,
you didn't have seven days rest

998
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,760
you.
You would pitch, you would throw

999
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,160
150 pitches and then pitch the
next day.

1000
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:27,200
Well I mean modern day is like
four or five, but you're right,

1001
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,080
it was usually AI.
Think a three day rotation.

1002
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,560
Something something small and
you didn't have the Tommy John

1003
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,600
surgeries and all the bullshit
you have now because it just

1004
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,920
it's kind of like you over train
now we're in from from from an

1005
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,720
athletic standpoint.
Is there such thing as too much

1006
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:46,080
training?
And that's something I'm hearing

1007
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,720
a lot about just recently on the
fitness people that come on the

1008
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:54,120
different podcast that I listen
to is they found out, as you

1009
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,760
just said, that recovery time is
almost more important than the

1010
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,360
workout itself, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

1011
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,280
You you found that out as well.
Yeah, you can get at least.

1012
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,440
Stronger by letting yourself
rest.

1013
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,040
Yeah, like our friend Alicia
Shields, she did her first half

1014
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,560
marathon.
Congratulations.

1015
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,400
I asked.
Yeah, I asked her what her time

1016
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,320
was.
She didn't have it yet.

1017
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,800
She's waiting for the official
time.

1018
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:19,320
But then I gave her the rundown
of of this is because it's your

1019
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:23,240
first one, you know, go find a
place that has has you can you

1020
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:25,120
can compress your legs.
And if you know what that is,

1021
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,440
you'd be basically pull yourself
up and what would lack a better

1022
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,080
term overalls just for your
legs.

1023
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,120
And.
And they squeeze them and it

1024
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,160
helps the blood flow and it
helps circulate the blood

1025
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:39,320
through a flout your entire
ankle to hip, which helps your

1026
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,680
legs recovery.
And then you go into a cryo

1027
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,200
chamber and stand there for a
minute, freeze your ass off, and

1028
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,080
then you go into a sauna for 20
minutes and it's a whole cycle

1029
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,760
of of recovery.
That works great.

1030
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,880
So you do the cryo.
I have done it.

1031
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:56,360
I haven't done it in a while,
but but I have done it before.

1032
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,320
I've done it several times.
It's.

1033
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,720
Have you ever done a float tank?
No float tanks freak me out just

1034
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,840
because how you look at them.
It's it's kind of like you.

1035
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,440
I don't.
I'm claustrophobic.

1036
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,680
I think I'm positive I'm
claustrophobic.

1037
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,960
Yeah, so I could.
Do that.

1038
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,520
No, no, I I like the I think the
idea of it's cool because it's

1039
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,080
it has, it is supposed to pull,
you know, impurities out of your

1040
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,080
body and shit while you're
floating.

1041
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,680
But the other, well, the.
Big thing is, is it separates

1042
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,200
you from the Earth.
It's the only time that you're

1043
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,160
weightless on Earth.
Yeah, because you're laying in

1044
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,320
that 1000 lbs of salt or
whatever, right?

1045
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,240
So you're actually, you're not
submerged, you're kind of half

1046
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,360
in and half out.
You're floating.

1047
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,920
So you don't feel your body, the
weight of your body anymore,

1048
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,960
which allows your mind to
expand.

1049
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,320
And that's the way it was
described to me hundreds of

1050
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,000
times on these different shows.
I just, I don't think I could do

1051
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,560
it unless it was like an open
one right where you're not

1052
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,200
closing it like I put some black
goggles on or something.

1053
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:55,800
And.
I know and I don't.

1054
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,440
Closed in there.
Yeah, and my other thing with it

1055
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:02,360
too is, is do they change the
salt every time?

1056
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:08,680
In the ones that you go to, the
salt kills all the there's no

1057
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,120
bacteria is going to live in
that salt.

1058
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,320
That's why they call it the Dead
Sea, my friend.

1059
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:16,560
Oh.
Nothing can live there, so.

1060
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,720
Yeah, but you're still, but
you're still laying on somebody

1061
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:23,480
else's salt.
They do have regulations.

1062
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,600
You know, all those places that
you would go to in a big city

1063
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,240
are regulated by the health
department.

1064
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,520
So if they if they care about
their business, you're not

1065
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,400
laying in anybody's filth.
Well, that's kind of like dirty

1066
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,160
dining though, right?
You don't get caught until they

1067
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,600
come inspect your restaurant.
So you you're for a week or two

1068
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,120
leading up to the inspection.
Yeah, but just like if we were

1069
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,440
shitty podcast hosts, how many
more guests would we have if we

1070
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,160
didn't have this?
True.

1071
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,160
You know what I'm saying?
Reputation is everything.

1072
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,040
I agree with what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, You don't have to

1073
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,120
agree.
You can be like, fuck off,

1074
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:52,800
Chris.
That's wrong.

1075
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,320
No wrong man.
There is nobody that's more.

1076
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,680
I mean, I'm not like Howie
Mandel, germ freak, but you know

1077
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,760
me.
I like that clean and organized.

1078
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,400
Oh, me too.
Nothing can live in that salt,

1079
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,400
man.
Jake had taken 1000 lbs of salt.

1080
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,520
Yeah, well, Speaking of clean
and organized, Jake sent us a

1081
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,840
picture today that I won't share
because I don't know if I'm

1082
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,360
allowed to share it, but he's
holding this grenade launcher.

1083
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,440
But what struck me that But what
struck me, I told him that's a

1084
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,920
great Father's Day present.
What struck me was the

1085
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,840
background and so in the
background of it, it was

1086
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:30,080
shelving with and and I'm kid
you not everything was perfectly

1087
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:35,320
lined up like you want to talk
about like OCD.

1088
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:37,360
It was they're all they're all
exactly.

1089
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,360
If it just lined up perfectly
and the tags were the tags were

1090
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,400
perfectly dangling on each piece
like it was supposed to be it

1091
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,640
just all.
And because what he does is he's

1092
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,760
in charge of recruits when they
come into Pendleton.

1093
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,240
So I'm sure this is something
where he's his little office and

1094
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:57,680
what he checks out and things
like that.

1095
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,160
But it legit, dude.
It was just like.

1096
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:05,400
I had somebody that RH come in
here one time and say this is

1097
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,320
like sleeping with the enemy.
You remember that movie where

1098
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,640
she opened up the cabinets and
everything was facing?

1099
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,040
I said, isn't it easier when it
looks that way?

1100
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,000
I'm not a psychopath.
I just want to know what I'm

1101
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,840
looking at when I open my
cupboard, right?

1102
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,280
Why would I turn everything
backwards?

1103
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,120
So yeah, of course I face
everything forward, apparently.

1104
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,640
That's weird.
I do the same thing in my

1105
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,720
refrigerator.
Really.

1106
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,200
Yeah, my clothes in my closet
are hung by the day.

1107
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,000
I'm going to wear.
Yeah, some of this shit's a.

1108
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,880
Little mine Mine are hung by
color, so I have I.

1109
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,080
Do that on my good clothes.
My work clothes are hung by the

1110
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,480
day.
I'm going to wear them in the

1111
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,200
order I'm going to wear them,
OK?

1112
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:44,040
That's cool.
Yeah, mine are hung by color.

1113
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,560
Only because we wear red on
Wednesday, so I put that in spot

1114
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,520
#3 so I have to think about what
I'm doing at 4:45 in the

1115
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,960
morning.
Yeah, that's kind of one of the

1116
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,600
things that Nikki tries to do
because that's her biggest

1117
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,760
struggle every day when when
she's teaching is like what I'm

1118
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,520
like, where to work.
So every now and then she'll

1119
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,200
she'll plan on her outfits.
And then that that #1 takes the

1120
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,720
anxiety of choosing what I'm
going to wear today off her

1121
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:08,160
plate.
And then she has more time to

1122
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,400
play her whatever iPad game she
googled she plays on and in the

1123
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,840
mornings and you know.
But I do do with my good clothes

1124
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,800
what you do as well.
They're by collared shirts,

1125
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,200
colored.
They're by T-shirts colored.

1126
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,120
They're.
Right, for sure.

1127
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,040
Yeah.
I think I own 2 collared short

1128
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,160
sleeve shirts, 1 of what she
just bought me.

1129
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,080
I actually have quite a few.
I had to go to a couple weddings

1130
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,760
and my mom bought me a couple.
And for a guy who never wears A

1131
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,440
collared shirt, I actually
probably have seven of them now.

1132
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,560
No, none.
I have suits and stuff because

1133
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,720
you know, like.
I do not own a suit or a tie,

1134
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,720
and if I never have to wear one
again, I will die a happy man.

1135
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,520
I don't.
I had one custom made years ago

1136
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,840
that actually on the inside of
it, which I didn't realize at

1137
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,560
the time.
The little tiny scorpions Jay

1138
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:55,760
calls of the scorpion suit three
piece suit vest everything

1139
00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:00,320
custom tailored Italian shoes
look pretty fly for a white guy

1140
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,600
in you look good.
Dressed up, I just, that's not

1141
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,000
my thing, man.
And I'm sure you know now Mama

1142
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,240
Kay's screaming at the podcast.
You look great when you're

1143
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:12,080
dressed up.
All parents got to say that,

1144
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,880
man.
It's I just feel so unlike do

1145
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,360
you feel comfortable that way
it?

1146
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,840
Depends on the scenario.
So yes, if I'm, if I'm, if.

1147
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,840
I'm not ever.
Yeah, like if I'm like back in

1148
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:28,080
the day when $1,000,000 houses
were not a dime a dozen in the

1149
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,800
Valley, you know, when the
average sales price was was 320

1150
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,680
four, 324,000 and I'd have
randomly somebody we're looking

1151
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,840
to, you know, we'll look at
$1,000,000 homes, which there's

1152
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:40,520
probably 10 then yeah, I would,
I would be comfortable in the

1153
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:44,600
suit because I was, I was
putting my best foot forward

1154
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,720
because I knew this person was
spending the amount of money

1155
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,920
they were spending.
So the confidence you have

1156
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:51,880
depends on why you're doing it,
right.

1157
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:56,160
So if I'm going to a, a wedding,
yeah, you know, it's cool.

1158
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,320
I I'll wear, I won't wear the
custom one.

1159
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,520
You're just a casual one, right,
Because you just got to blend in

1160
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,840
and be comfortable.
I don't like the restriction

1161
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,840
that the jackets have on you.
You know, that's fuck, I don't

1162
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:13,080
know, that's not comfortable.
But it just it's, it's depends

1163
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,400
on the situation.
You know, if I'm, if I have to

1164
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,360
wear a suit for something
because they require a suit,

1165
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,800
then no, I'm like, yeah, this
fucking sucks.

1166
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,040
But if I'm wearing it because I
want to, you know, look like

1167
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,920
James Bond and and Nikki's
dressing up, you know, to look

1168
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,920
like her sexy ass and yeah,
I'll, you know, I'll bust out a

1169
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,400
suit.
I wore a suit for Scottish

1170
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,080
wedding.
Well, of course it's your

1171
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,720
daughter, I mean.
But I could.

1172
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,120
It was in our backyard, man.
I could've worn jeans and boots.

1173
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,360
Yeah.
Well, that's not your style and

1174
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,960
that's what I'm saying.
That's where you and I are

1175
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,520
different.
You know, you would expect.

1176
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,720
I don't know.
I just, you know me better than

1177
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,920
everybody else does, and that's
just not me, right?

1178
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,400
No, yeah.
I always tell people, Hugh

1179
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,040
Hefner had the world figured
out, right?

1180
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,400
He was surrounded by beautiful
women in his pajamas.

1181
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,680
Yeah.
With all the money in the world.

1182
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:01,400
Yeah, something about that
something, somebody, whoever

1183
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,280
bought that they're, they
apparently renovated the whole

1184
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,280
thing.
I don't know if that's true or

1185
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,280
not, but one of the things I saw
on the Internet, which you know,

1186
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:11,600
who knows?
It's probably true because I'm

1187
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,800
pretty sure it was up for sale
the last season of $1,000,000

1188
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,760
listing Los Angeles.
It hadn't moved yet, but if

1189
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,800
you've seen something recently,
I'm sure I'm sure that's true.

1190
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,440
Yeah, there's just a random
thing.

1191
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,360
I saw something too about
Michael Jackson Neverland, but

1192
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,800
that's been that was bought and
completely revamped.

1193
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,400
You know all that kind of jazz.
Put up Mcmansions.

1194
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,720
Yeah, yeah.
That's what they called them

1195
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,880
back in the day.
So I think it was you that sent

1196
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,360
me the thing.
There's more dispensaries in the

1197
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,800
country now than there is
McDonald's.

1198
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,760
Ladies and gentlemen, public
service announcement.

1199
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,880
There are currently more pot
dispensaries in the United

1200
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,640
States than there are
McDonald's.

1201
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,880
We now resume our regularly
scheduled program.

1202
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,160
And, and The funny thing about
that is McDonald's is so bad for

1203
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,880
you.
So, so bad for you.

1204
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,400
And marijuana has never killed
anyone.

1205
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,560
McDonald's has killed a lot of
people on their day.

1206
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,720
Yeah, because there's people
that have lived strictly on

1207
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,640
McDonald's and died.
Yes.

1208
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:14,200
Because there's no nutrition.
No and then that one guy there

1209
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,520
was that there was that taste
good.

1210
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,160
I forget I forget his name, but
he was a documentarian that he

1211
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,240
had.
He did a movie called super size

1212
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,280
me.
What AI remember that?

1213
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,720
What a revealing movie that was,
because if you've never seen it.

1214
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,240
That early 2.
Thousands, maybe.

1215
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,400
Some had to be.
But he started, he started with

1216
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,960
his baseline of all his health,
right?

1217
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,840
Like here's here's the stuff,
here's his blood pressure,

1218
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,880
here's his heart rate, here's
all his blood levels.

1219
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,600
Like, so you had legitimately,
this is his starting point.

1220
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,680
And then he went through the
entire thing of eating

1221
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,080
McDonald's for X amount of time
and that was it.

1222
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,680
Like nothing else, just
McDonald's every single day, I

1223
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,080
want to say for six months or
something.

1224
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,800
And the dude put on weight.
His health went just down the

1225
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,920
drain.
His blood work went just wacky.

1226
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:07,880
Just mind boggling what what he
was able to show the world by

1227
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,560
just having a McDonald's only
diet not and it kind of similar

1228
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:16,600
to what Jared did the pedophile
asshole from subway right where

1229
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,800
he just ate Subs every day and
but he was also walking and what

1230
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,680
not too.
So he wasn't just eating Subs to

1231
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,200
lose the weight.
He was doing some physical

1232
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,000
activity.
I don't think the dude on super

1233
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,000
size me and I forget his name,
but I don't think he exercised

1234
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,760
at all.
I think it was.

1235
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,560
It was just this is what
America's doing.

1236
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,000
Let's see who he was.
Super size me.

1237
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,720
Yeah, If I.
Remember right, he was just a

1238
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,120
straight McDonald's.
Guy yeah, Two yeah, 2004.

1239
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,280
See early 2000 I remember this
movie I.

1240
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:45,840
Morgan Spurlock.
That's right.

1241
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,080
Morgan Spurlock.
OK, so he changed my.

1242
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:50,320
Opinion to McDonald's instantly.
Right, right.

1243
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,520
So.
And he died.

1244
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,680
Holy shit.
That's what changed my opinion.

1245
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,600
Spurlock died Thursday in New
York from complications of

1246
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,040
cancer, according to a statement
issued.

1247
01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,680
But Friday by his family is a
sad day.

1248
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,160
I said say goodbye to our
brother Morgan Craig, who worked

1249
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,760
with him on several projects,
said in a statement.

1250
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,040
Morgan gave so much to art,
ideas and generosity and that

1251
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,920
was He died May 23rd 2024, so
just over a year ago.

1252
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,640
How old was he?
Does it say?

1253
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:19,440
I'm going to find out now.
I'm serious.

1254
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,840
Well, come on, Morgan.
It had it like it all.

1255
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,720
That's because I just did.
I just did his movie.

1256
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,560
That's why it's doing that.
OK, let me click on his face

1257
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:33,840
now, OK.
November 7th, 8th.

1258
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,040
Wow.
He was our age.

1259
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,000
He he was born in 70.
Wow.

1260
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:46,160
So he's 54.
OK, so the Super size me, why

1261
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,400
was it controversial?
It explored the fast food

1262
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,600
industry's corporate influence,
including how it encourages poor

1263
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:54,440
nutrition in its own profit for
its own profit and gain.

1264
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,200
The film prompted widespread
debate about public eating

1265
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,840
habits and has since come under
scrutiny for the accuracy of its

1266
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,720
science and truthfulness of
Spurlock's on camera claims.

1267
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,760
That And I don't get that
because he did the movie in the

1268
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,760
movie, he legit, he, he doctors
care.

1269
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:20,200
Like he started out, you know,
this is these are my, my, my

1270
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,400
levels of everything.
And then as it progressed and as

1271
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,000
he gained all the weight and
shit, it was bad.

1272
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,360
You know, he believed his body.
This is a quote from him.

1273
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,040
He believed his body never fully
recovered, though.

1274
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,120
He lost the weight thanks to a
special diet concocted by his

1275
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,920
then girlfriend, the vegan chef
Alex Jameson.

1276
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:42,000
The pair married and had a son
like Laken in 2006 before

1277
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:47,040
divorcing in 2011.
So he did lose the weight, but

1278
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:52,000
he says that he never, he never
actually got over it.

1279
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:56,800
And in March of 2004, six weeks
after the debut of Super Size

1280
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,640
Me, McDonald's announced a plan
to phase out the Super Size Me

1281
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:03,040
option siding.
It needs to simplify the menu

1282
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,360
and to offer healthier food
choices, which I don't think

1283
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,680
they ever did.
They did not, but they did do

1284
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:11,640
away with the Super size me.
Right, but, but, but did they

1285
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,200
really though?
Because I saw something and I'm

1286
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,920
I'm meaning to try this.
So I saw a real somebody did at

1287
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,840
Starbucks.
You have 3 levels of Starbucks.

1288
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:22,640
I don't know what they are but
it's it's Grande Vente and or

1289
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,640
there's 3 cups.
Yeah, you just mentioned two of

1290
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:26,680
them.
I don't know what the third.

1291
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,360
One is right, so there's 3 cups.
So somebody bought all three of

1292
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:35,000
those, right?
And dumped the coffee out of two

1293
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,040
of them and then had the coffee
in One Cup and poured it in the

1294
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,280
second cup and and then poured
it in the third cup.

1295
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,400
So you saw the different levels
of cup.

1296
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,480
It was the same amount of
coffee.

1297
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:45,720
They did that with McDonald's
French fries too.

1298
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,200
Yeah, it's the same amount.
Small and the medium and the

1299
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:53,200
medium and But I call bullshit.
I've had a small fry and I've

1300
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:58,280
had a large fry and I've not had
enough small fries and I've had

1301
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:01,680
too many large fries.
So fuck them motherfuckers.

1302
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,800
Sorry.
Ladies and gentlemen, No, but I

1303
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,160
think it's, it's it's different
with liquid though.

1304
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,920
And I want to, I want to try it.
I just don't want to waste the

1305
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:08,840
money, but it would be.
Interesting.

1306
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,080
I'm saying though.
I do.

1307
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:12,640
You, I know you eat a healthy
lifestyle, but you and I have

1308
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,400
both eaten our fair share of
McDonald's, especially back in

1309
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,280
the band days when we were
poured and couldn't afford

1310
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,080
anything else.
Right.

1311
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,840
Taco Bell and fucking McDonald's
Filibertos.

1312
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:24,480
See.
So it's funny you should say

1313
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:27,880
that because Nikki and I, the
last two Tuesdays, because we

1314
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,800
were doing dance lessons to
learn different type of country

1315
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,400
dancing and it's done.
It's 8:30 at night, which is

1316
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,760
weird. 8:30 to 9:00. 30 Not a
time you want to start making

1317
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,680
dinner.
No, so both nights we were done

1318
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,000
like fuck, we're hungry, so you
know, nothing's open except fast

1319
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,880
food.
So we succumb to the Filbertos

1320
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,560
options last Tuesday and last
night.

1321
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,920
And I got to say I'm having for
Belchers for a long fucking

1322
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:49,400
time.
That's.

1323
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,240
So good.
It's one, it's one of those

1324
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:56,800
things like we didn't.
We saved it and I'm 2000 miles

1325
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:57,920
away.
Right.

1326
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,600
We, we went like forever because
I didn't do dairy forever.

1327
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,720
So then all of a sudden I'm
like, OK, I can do pizza again.

1328
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,200
So we had pizza probably 3 or 4
times and we decided to do this

1329
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:07,680
whole, let's get off the bad
stuff.

1330
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,760
Let's get off the starches and
the breads and shit, right?

1331
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,920
And then, and so I kind of made
a comment when I was like, it's

1332
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:16,000
kind of ironic, right?
I'm finally agreeing to eat

1333
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,040
dairy, which includes pizza,
right?

1334
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,800
And then I stopped because we're
doing this, this, you know, no

1335
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,320
bad starch thing.
So we ended up getting Barrel's

1336
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,240
pizza one night.
And dude, not having pizza for

1337
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,280
as long as we, it was the
fucking greatest pizza we had.

1338
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,800
So I have one.
I got another question, but that

1339
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:37,320
leads to OK.
Does that not prove that

1340
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,600
everything in moderation is
probably fine?

1341
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,320
Yes.
Because you got away from it.

1342
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,480
And here's what I hear, like
people that go through what

1343
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,840
you're going through as far as
what works for my diet, the one

1344
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:52,720
thing I hear over and over again
is if I reintroduce it into my

1345
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,960
diet and it causes me grief, I
kick it right back out of my

1346
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,200
diet, right.
So if you had that pizza and you

1347
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,520
had an adverse reaction, you
would just wouldn't eat pizza

1348
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:01,400
anymore.
I know you.

1349
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:05,000
Agreed.
But you enjoyed it, so enjoy it

1350
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,880
once a month or once every two
months, you know, because you

1351
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:12,560
know you're going to get that
reward and then we're not going

1352
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,080
to have it for a while and
you're not going to miss it

1353
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,400
because you don't want it all
the time.

1354
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,600
But that was the problem.
That was a problem having filled

1355
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,800
back to us because then it's
just it.

1356
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,080
Oh, because you know.
I'm glad you said that.

1357
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:25,520
So when you and I were in the
band and that was the only thing

1358
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,880
we could afford, you got the
biggest burrito.

1359
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,120
You.
It was like the size of your

1360
01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,120
head for $2.00.
How much are they now?

1361
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,160
I don't know, because I always
my always my staple up for

1362
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,760
baritos has always been two
shredded beef tacos with sour

1363
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,080
cream.
I didn't do sour cream anymore,

1364
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,440
but two shredded beef tacos,
shredded beef tacos.

1365
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,400
How much was your a large
quesadilla.

1366
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,520
What I did, what we did last
night was.

1367
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,320
I'm just curious how.
Many I know, I know.

1368
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:51,960
It was, it was, it was, it was
$28.00 for three shredded beef

1369
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,000
tacos, a cheese quesadilla, and
then just a flour tortilla for

1370
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,680
Nikki.
So she had one Taco and a flour

1371
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,760
tortilla.
It was 28 bucks 28.

1372
01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:01,400
Bucks in comparison.
Yeah.

1373
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,200
Yeah, we used to get a burrito
the size of your head for $2.00.

1374
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:10,600
Yeah, yeah, it was amazing.
So, but it and it's the nice

1375
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:17,120
about thing about that is
because normally when we would

1376
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:18,920
do something like that, we've
been doing right.

1377
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,480
Then you'd come home, we would
have bread, we would have

1378
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,280
sandwich meat, you know,
processed sandwich meat, right?

1379
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,200
Sure.
So we would just make a sandwich

1380
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:29,400
or we'd just, you know, do
whatever.

1381
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,040
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
I got to get new headphones.

1382
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,320
Oh, you can't hear me again,
ladies and gentlemen.

1383
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,920
I can hear you.
I can hear I moved it.

1384
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,240
I'm moving and I'm not moving,
which is weird.

1385
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,120
Like, why does it do that, man?
Just stay still.

1386
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,240
Just order a pair of these,
they'll be there in like 2 hours

1387
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,800
because you've lived 10 minutes
from the Amazon warehouse

1388
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:48,920
apparently.
Dude there's like 5 warehouses

1389
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,040
near me now as we drive around
because they're popping up

1390
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,680
everywhere.
I told you that was a craziest

1391
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,160
thing I had ever seen.
I've been an Amazon Prime

1392
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,680
customer for, what, going on
three years now?

1393
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,240
And that was the first time it
ever asked me what time would

1394
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,680
you like it delivered, Sir?
Yeah.

1395
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,960
Yeah, it's.
Like what time?

1396
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,440
Usually they're like it'll be
two days or less, you know?

1397
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,920
I wonder if they'll do the drone
thing where you like somebody

1398
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,480
posted yesterday on Facebook.
They had somebody I know, so I

1399
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:16,399
know it wasn't bullshit.
They grub hubbed and and it was

1400
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:19,720
this red robot that actually
brought the food to their door.

1401
01:08:20,279 --> 01:08:26,080
So I just read a thing that they
are also on the bandwagon of the

1402
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:30,960
humanoid robot delivery.
So I told you about the assembly

1403
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:37,000
line in South Carolina.
Amazon is supposed to have the

1404
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:44,040
first Test humanoid Droid
delivery people I don't know

1405
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,680
within the next three to five
years.

1406
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,160
Really.
Yeah, it might have been sooner

1407
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,600
than that.
I want to say it said 2026, but

1408
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,800
don't quote me on that.
I don't think I saved that one.

1409
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:58,640
That's interesting though.
So not to say that they're not

1410
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:01,600
going to keep using the drones,
but I think that's the direction

1411
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:05,680
they're going to go in is just
not pay anyone to do it.

1412
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:12,359
Just have robots do it.
Wow, that's a little insane.

1413
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:15,720
Oh.
Here's one that I think you

1414
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:21,120
would enjoy.
OK for sure because this blew me

1415
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,080
away.
This is 1 can of coke.

1416
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,439
One can of Coke, OK Cocaine or
Coca-Cola.

1417
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,880
No one can of cocaine.
Would be a lot of cocaine bro.

1418
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:47,920
OK, that that would kill anyone.
We both quit talking at the

1419
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,800
same.
I know because, because I, I was

1420
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,640
waiting for you to say something
and then my, one of my clients,

1421
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,360
oh, check your e-mail.
So I was checking my e-mail and,

1422
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:59,880
and I would, I guess I had to
ask him a question.

1423
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:05,360
So I had to go I had to go get
salt today for the for the, the

1424
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:09,960
water softener, you know, and
they're 40 LB bags and I still

1425
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,760
have that issue with the middle
of my back, but the between my

1426
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:14,800
it feels like something's
growing.

1427
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:16,080
Nikki says nothing's growing
there.

1428
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:21,000
I keep having your check.
So what happens one hour after

1429
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,880
drinking a can of Coca-Cola?
Now boys and girls, mind you,

1430
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,760
when they first came up with
Coca-Cola, they called it

1431
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:28,120
Coca-Cola because there's
actually cocaine in it.

1432
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,080
That's.
A true story.

1433
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,560
Which is why your grandmother
could clean the house so

1434
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:36,160
lightning fast back in the 1950s
in the 1st 10 minutes.

1435
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:39,120
And have dinner ready and have
time to have fun with grandpa

1436
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:45,080
later.
Exactly. 1st 10 minutes 10

1437
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:49,640
teaspoons of sugar hit your
system 100% of your recommended

1438
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,280
daily intake.
By the way, you don't

1439
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:56,400
immediately vomit from
overwhelming sweetness because

1440
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:01,480
phosphoric acid cuts the flavor,
allowing you to keep it down.

1441
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,720
Now I understand you've probably
all seen the stuff online where

1442
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,520
you can take Coca-Cola poured on
rust and it it disseminates the

1443
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,280
rust.
Or clean your car battery.

1444
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:17,120
Number two, thing that happens.
Your blood sugar spikes, causing

1445
01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:21,480
an insulin burst.
Your liver responds to this by

1446
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:25,880
turning any sugar it can to get
its hands on it into fat.

1447
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,280
There's plenty of that at this
particular moment.

1448
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,800
Because you have 10 teaspoons of
sugar in your system.

1449
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:37,440
And it makes the medicine go
down #3 caffeine absorption is

1450
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:40,960
complete.
Your pupils now dilate, your

1451
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:46,280
blood pressure rises as a
response, your liver then UPS

1452
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,840
more sugar into your
bloodstream.

1453
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,320
The adrenaline, the end, I'm
sorry, the end and endonosing

1454
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:58,200
receptors in your brain,
whatever that is, OK, are now

1455
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:03,120
blocked, preventing drowsiness.
So basically imagine having

1456
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,960
cocaine mixed in that.
Your endocrine system is

1457
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:08,800
basically what's keeping you
awake and alert while while you

1458
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,800
are awake during the waking
hours.

1459
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,480
Gotcha, gotcha.
You know, in Coca-Cola, it's

1460
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,040
cold, it's sweet, it's.
Everywhere.

1461
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,760
It's delicious, but for those of
you who are sucking down 6 cans

1462
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,520
a day like I used to, that
really was an eye opener.

1463
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:25,600
Well, and the other thing too,
like we.

1464
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:29,160
Were talking about 600% of my
daily allowance of sugar every

1465
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,920
day just in those six cans of
coke.

1466
01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:33,760
And, and you struggle to put on
weight, but most people if

1467
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,280
they're drinking, you know,
1015, I, I know people that, you

1468
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,920
know, Oh yeah.
That they drink soda like it's

1469
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:44,640
water like.
They turn into 200 and 83127.

1470
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:47,120
People and then and then you
stop drinking soda all of a

1471
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,560
sudden you lost like 40 lbs in
in 2 1/2 months because you

1472
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,360
stopped drinking soda.
So then and then they take the

1473
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:54,280
next level stop drinking beer
same thing.

1474
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,160
So everything in moderation is
like if you want to have a Coke,

1475
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:00,440
have a Coke and then realize do
it like 10:00 in the morning

1476
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:02,320
because then when you crash at
2:00 you can take a nap.

1477
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:06,080
Yeah, So to give people a
perspective of how like, I'm not

1478
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,280
the healthiest person in the
world, you see me vape all the

1479
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,040
time, that's the next thing I'm
giving up.

1480
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:13,680
But I am not overweight by any
stretch of the imagination.

1481
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,440
The one thing that I do because
I have trouble sleeping for a

1482
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,920
long time is first thing I did
is cut out Coke, right?

1483
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:26,240
So now if I order a meal, unless
I'm out, you know, on the

1484
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,200
weekend or whatever, I always
get Sprite and a small one.

1485
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:34,160
The other thing during the week,
obviously I drink coffee, but

1486
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,920
the last caffeine that I ever
have is at my 9:00 break.

1487
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,920
That's it.
I have 3 cups of coffee,

1488
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,120
whatever fits in like a travel
thermos.

1489
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:46,840
I make 4 cups of coffee every
day, like in the pot right up to

1490
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,720
the number 4.
That's it.

1491
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,520
So after 9:00, no more caffeine
for the rest of the day.

1492
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,480
That helped.
Definitely helped with my

1493
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:57,240
sleeping habits and not waking
up all the time.

1494
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,560
Yeah, yeah.
And I say I drink.

1495
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,000
I drink 1 cup of coffee.
I use honey and soy milk.

1496
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:09,560
Yeah, I use honey.
And it's probably it's, it's a

1497
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:11,240
Tumblr.
It's not a coffee cup.

1498
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:12,600
Yeah.
That's what mine is.

1499
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,280
Yeah.
It's probably like 16 ounces,

1500
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,880
but that's it.
And then I don't.

1501
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,440
That's all I have to.
I drink tea, you know, during

1502
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:21,800
the day.
Which has a little bit of

1503
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,440
caffeine, but not like not like
coffee.

1504
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,560
Yeah, and I drink Folgers
because it's it's, it's the best

1505
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:31,640
part of waking up, you know?
I drink Don Francisco

1506
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:34,640
butterscotch toffee, my brother.
Really.

1507
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,440
Yes.
Does it actually taste like

1508
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:39,040
butterfly Scotch coffee?
It will change your life.

1509
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,360
I have never been able to drink.
I mean, I do like Sunday.

1510
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,520
My dad drinks Folgers as well.
I like Folgers.

1511
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,840
There's nothing wrong with it.
He'll tell you.

1512
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,440
I sit down and drink a pot and
1/2 with him.

1513
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,040
It's amazing.
It's the best part of waking up

1514
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:55,040
soldiers in your cup.
For me, being owner proprietor

1515
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:59,120
here at my own Little Ponderosa,
I like the Don Francisco's

1516
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,400
Butterscotch Toffee because
coffee is amazing.

1517
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:07,320
This will change your life.
Now, how did you discover Don

1518
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,000
Don Francisco's Butterscotch
Toffee Coffee I.

1519
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,320
Will tell you a story.
That's why I asked.

1520
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:17,560
So it was like the second time
that I went to visit Carrie in

1521
01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,040
Michigan.
I think I talked to you on the

1522
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:20,640
phone that time.
OK?

1523
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:25,120
I woke up 1 morning and she
always had my coffee ready and I

1524
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:27,440
would go in.
She worked from home, so I'd go

1525
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,920
into her office and sit down and
talk to her, and I'm sitting

1526
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:32,200
there drinking the coffee.
And she was super quiet.

1527
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:35,640
Yeah.
And I was like, man, this is the

1528
01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:37,880
best cup of coffee I've ever had
in my life.

1529
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,760
And all of a sudden she started
talking to me.

1530
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:43,000
She's like, Oh my God, Who?
She said I didn't have any

1531
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,960
regular coffee left, and I just
put it in your pod.

1532
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,160
She had one of those Keurig
Keurig things, and she said I

1533
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:51,400
was just going to see how you
liked it.

1534
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,680
If you said it sucked, I guess
you were going to have to go to

1535
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,840
the store and get some coffee.
But I'm glad you like it.

1536
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,440
I've been drinking the same
thing ever since man.

1537
01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,920
So is it in a Keurig or do you
actually brew it now?

1538
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,160
No, I buy it in a can and the
coffee is flavored.

1539
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:09,600
It's not a Creamer bullshit.
It's actually that flavored

1540
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,880
coffee.
It's amazing.

1541
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:14,880
OK, I'm going to have to try
that, man, because I, I, I, I

1542
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:16,440
don't.
When we stopped the whole sugar

1543
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:20,120
thing, I stopped buying the the
because I would have flavor.

1544
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:22,720
I'd put soy milk and then I'd
add a, you know, a splash or two

1545
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:24,640
of, of whatever.
See, and I can't put milk in

1546
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,720
there, so.
Right, this is soy milk.

1547
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,960
This helps and I'm not, I don't
know.

1548
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:31,840
No, that's good.
I wasn't not a fan.

1549
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,640
Of soy milk.
Yeah, yeah.

1550
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,400
I tried it in my cereal and it
probably saved me because I

1551
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,640
probably would eat cereal if I
like soy milk, you know?

1552
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,680
Well, there's all Have you tried
the almond milk and and?

1553
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:47,760
Yeah, and it was all right too.
It just, I guess I've lived with

1554
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,840
cereal without cereal so much of
my life.

1555
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:54,120
I used to eat it with a thing
called coffee Rich, which I do

1556
01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:59,400
put a little bit of that in my
coffee, but I'll put like, I

1557
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:03,400
don't know, less than 1/4 of a
cup in that whole Tumblr.

1558
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:04,560
Oh wow.
OK.

1559
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,840
If you want to sit down and eat
a bowl of cereal, this stuff's

1560
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:09,000
full of sugar, man.
OK.

1561
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,920
So.
Yeah, yeah.

1562
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:13,480
The other the other Creamer I've
used is Planted Oat, which is

1563
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,280
pretty good.
OK I might try that.

1564
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,320
I do like oat.
Yeah, yeah.

1565
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:19,480
And they have different,
different varieties of it, like

1566
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:23,120
regular, and then they have
vanilla, then they'll have super

1567
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:24,640
velvet.
It's like a creamy.

1568
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,000
It makes it a little more
creamy, like a barista style.

1569
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:31,280
Now I will tell you almond milk
ice cream.

1570
01:17:31,960 --> 01:17:32,480
Yeah.
Oh yeah.

1571
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,080
From Ben and Jerry's is the
bomb.

1572
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:35,760
Yeah, I've had that.
It's so good.

1573
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:36,960
Oh, I didn't realize Ben and
Jerry's had.

1574
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,760
It it's so good dude.
Really.

1575
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:40,400
Yeah, in the in the grocery
store aisle.

1576
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,840
Yeah, for your section.
They were the first, they were

1577
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,720
the first to make non dairy that
I saw.

1578
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,080
Yeah.
Now there's two companies out of

1579
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,520
Canada.
I would like to give a shout out

1580
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,560
to Jeremy Cross's Canada for
sending down some non dairy

1581
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,560
stuff so I can enjoy like a
pizza.

1582
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,960
There's a company called Daya
DAIYA.

1583
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,120
Their stuff is amazing.
And the other one is so

1584
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:06,080
delicious, so, SO dash
delicious.

1585
01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:10,440
Their stuff is amazing as well.
Yep, I've had both those.

1586
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,720
Shout out to both those
companies if you want to.

1587
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:13,920
I didn't know they're a Canadian
A.

1588
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,400
Sponsor on the Chris and Mike
show.

1589
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,600
We'll gladly.
We'll just.

1590
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:18,760
Take your money, we'll talk
about you.

1591
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:20,600
You know, we'll talk about it,
we'll eat it, we'll eat it.

1592
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,800
And, you know, we flavor test
everything, you know, bring it

1593
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:24,280
on.
Don't leave out the first part.

1594
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:26,120
We'll take your money and then
we'll talk about you.

1595
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:30,160
Right, exactly because that's
what makes the world go round.

1596
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,920
That's the last free plug for my
free last.

1597
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,840
Not then again, not then again.
Never, Never.

1598
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:36,960
Never.
Never, never.

1599
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:42,000
Yeah, so put your Don
Francisco's in the carts in your

1600
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,440
Amazon and they will send you 3
little cans, like the look, you

1601
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:48,920
know the little cans.
And if you don't like it, you

1602
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:51,360
can send me the other two.
OK.

1603
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:54,640
But I'm certain it's going to
change your life.

1604
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:56,680
Right on.
I bought.

1605
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,880
You have to give it a shot.
Something I I got an Amazon

1606
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,200
package.
I don't know what I ordered, but

1607
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,800
it's pretty big.
And here's the great thing.

1608
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:03,120
I'll tell you one last quick
story.

1609
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:06,320
I probably shouldn't, I probably
shouldn't out this on the

1610
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:07,840
podcast.
It might ruin it for me.

1611
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:10,600
I don't think Amazon's listening
to the Chris and Mike show, but

1612
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:16,120
since January I've ordered 2
sets of three cans, and both

1613
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:19,040
times they sent me the wrong
ones because Don Francisco's

1614
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,880
makes many kinds of coffee.
So they sent me Colombian

1615
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,120
Supreme Colombian.
Colombian supreme.

1616
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:27,720
He's a political refugee from
Columba, Cuba.

1617
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,440
So I was all pissed off and I go
to work and a good friend of

1618
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:35,120
mine said go up to your account
and go all the way to the right

1619
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:37,520
hand side to customer service
and tell them they sent you the

1620
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:39,760
wrong shit and they'll tell you
to keep it because it's

1621
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,520
considered a food item and they
will send you the new one.

1622
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,600
So I have been drinking coffee
for free since January on

1623
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,480
Amazon.
So thank you for picking the

1624
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:50,600
wrong one off the shelf, you
stupid computer.

1625
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:54,520
Right.
It's funny how that works, but

1626
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,800
that's the kind of the it's kind
of cool thing with Amazon, you

1627
01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:59,200
can return anything.
Yeah, they went.

1628
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:03,040
I don't know if you were
familiar with Amazon before that

1629
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:06,320
was that way.
They used to have horrible.

1630
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,880
You had to call somebody and
tell them you wanted to return.

1631
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,480
They tried that route for a
while.

1632
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:13,240
Oh, gotcha.
They actually had customer

1633
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:16,520
service people.
Then they said fuck it, we'll

1634
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,960
just send you whatever you want.
Just.

1635
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:20,400
Keep it.
Yeah, Because then they just did

1636
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,200
the returns end up going on
those pallets you can buy for 35

1637
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,280
bucks and you don't know what
you're going to get.

1638
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:27,760
You know, the Amazon pallets.
That's a big thing in Arizona

1639
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:28,480
anyway.
Oh, it is.

1640
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:30,160
Yeah.
I guess when you get up around

1641
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:32,920
Chicago or a bigger town, yeah,
it is here too.

1642
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:36,960
Yeah, like Nikki, at one point
in time she signed up for an

1643
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,880
Amazon thing.
You know, you don't know what

1644
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:42,040
you're going to get type thing.
And then what came in was like

1645
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:45,640
air pods, like a couple nice
little apple, right?

1646
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,440
I'm like, that was like, what,
20 bucks?

1647
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,640
She's like, yeah, I'm like, holy
shit.

1648
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,960
And Skylar before, like, hey,
Amazon crate carts, you know,

1649
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,360
crates, but pallets.
Like I'm not buying an Amazon

1650
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:55,680
pallet.
I don't know what the Hell's in

1651
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:57,120
it.
Yeah, well, it just sounded like

1652
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,120
a scam, right?
Yeah, it totally sounded like a

1653
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,400
scam, but it's legit.
It was.

1654
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,800
It's 100% legit.
You know, I think that's what

1655
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:06,160
happens when the Amazon trucks
back up to each other and you

1656
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:10,000
see them a random spark, you
know, neighborhoods, doors are

1657
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:12,200
like.
Now you and I have talked

1658
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:15,720
recently about, you know, taking
starting something from nothing

1659
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:18,920
and building it to what it is
right Now.

1660
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:23,160
Imagine being Jeff Bezos from
that famous picture of him

1661
01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,640
sitting in his office behind the
IKEA desk with

1662
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:32,400
the.matrixamazon.com sign behind
him to holy shit he rules the

1663
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:33,880
world.
Right.

1664
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:36,040
Because that's a lot of people
forget.

1665
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,280
That's a worldwide company, man.
It is all over.

1666
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:44,320
Which makes it even more comical
that he tried to stage a flight

1667
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:49,840
into space and allowed the
participants to open the door

1668
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:54,680
incorrectly, then stop and say
wait it gots to go out and then

1669
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:58,800
a video leaked of him picking up
the trash around his spacecraft

1670
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:01,680
before it actually was supposed
to air.

1671
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:07,280
Some people are what I like to
call Mr. Chris Dunham Idea Men.

1672
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,840
Yes.
They're not good at the practice

1673
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,280
of no.
A lot of people don't know this

1674
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:17,200
and this might be one of those
Mike talking out his ass, but

1675
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,960
I'm almost positive Leo Fender
did not know how to play guitar.

1676
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,960
I I I've heard that before.
So.

1677
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,160
I have.
I've heard that before.

1678
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:27,760
He made what he made arguably
one of the two most famous

1679
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:31,120
guitars in the entire world, and
he was the first to do it right.

1680
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,000
Gibson.
Gave the Les Paul, right?

1681
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,200
Yeah, Les, other ones being the.
Just Gibson in.

1682
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:37,320
General Right, right, right.
But the yeah.

1683
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:40,360
But what made Gibson famous was
the the stun, the starburst,

1684
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,280
right?
That was the.

1685
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:42,920
That's the whole.
The Sunburst.

1686
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:46,840
Yeah, yeah, I said starburst.
I'm sorry, I said starburst.

1687
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,360
Les Paul, right?
Yeah, yeah.

1688
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,280
So when people think of guitars,
they think of the Fender

1689
01:22:51,280 --> 01:22:53,440
Stratocaster, which Leo Fender
made.

1690
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:57,480
Yep, 1st 100%.
Probably in the late 40s, if I

1691
01:22:57,480 --> 01:23:00,360
remember right.
And then Gibson came along, you

1692
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:03,360
know, a few years later, and Les
Paul helped him design the

1693
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,000
famous.
You know, if everybody knows

1694
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,280
Slash, that's the guitar he
plays all the time.

1695
01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:08,720
So yeah.
There you go.

1696
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,880
Yeah, one of the most famous
guitar makers in the world did

1697
01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:13,240
not know how to play the
instrument.

1698
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:16,720
I found that fascinating.
That's crazy, weird, wild stuff.

1699
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,520
So that's it.
That's this is This Is Us.

1700
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,240
This is the Christian life.
He's pulling the plug, he's

1701
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,480
pulling the plug, I'm pulling
the He knows I'm hungry.

1702
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:27,840
So go find us on Instagram,
follow us, find us on Facebook,

1703
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,520
Chris and Mike show, follow us,
subscribe, drop a review.

1704
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:33,160
If you listen to the show, watch
the show on YouTube, just drop a

1705
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,440
review because it helps us
organically grow, which is what

1706
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,400
we're trying to do.
We don't pump money.

1707
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:38,960
And it doesn't work.
Some people do.

1708
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,400
It does.
I'm right there with him.

1709
01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:43,000
Please drop a review, drop a
comment.

1710
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,200
You know, just tell everybody
how much you like it because it

1711
01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:50,040
puts us out there in front of
people who we would have not had

1712
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:51,760
the chance to be in front of
otherwise.

1713
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,920
Lemoyne being one of them.
His agent contacted us.

1714
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:59,560
So you guys put us in a position
where somebody that was high up

1715
01:23:59,560 --> 01:24:03,680
enough, Grammy nominated
producers sold millions of

1716
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,920
records in the rap world.
And, you know, the guy was

1717
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:08,600
legit.
And thanks again to both of you

1718
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:10,560
for her name was Laura.
Correct.

1719
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:11,520
Laura.
Laura.

1720
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,200
Laura.
Lemoyne, thanks again.

1721
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:18,600
Yeah, and Laura's e-mail was was
one of the best emails we've

1722
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:23,040
gotten for the show because it
showed us that she actually took

1723
01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:26,080
an interest in our show.
Because she.

1724
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,160
Reference.
Yeah, because she referenced an

1725
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,480
episode in which we were talking
music.

1726
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,680
In the middle of the show.
Right.

1727
01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,160
And it wasn't, it wasn't
something you could just Fast

1728
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,880
forward to because we don't, we
don't, you don't see what we're

1729
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,040
talking about, right?
I mean, it's in this, it's in

1730
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,960
the description, it's in the
show's description.

1731
01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:44,440
You know the hashtags and
keywords may make that.

1732
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:47,480
Sometimes those are accurate,
sometimes they're right.

1733
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:50,800
Right.
But legit for somebody to dive

1734
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,400
into our show.
I was impressed.

1735
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,760
And what strikes me about that
is how many episodes did you

1736
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:58,600
actually listen to until she got
to something that.

1737
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,880
Was yeah, we don't know to.
Her world, sure.

1738
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:03,840
And I kind of, you know,
originally when you sent an

1739
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,120
e-mail, I was like, well, this
is just bullshit.

1740
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:08,400
There's no way, you know, and
and then she responded and here

1741
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,400
we are, you know, we've.
And so, yeah, if you want to be

1742
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:13,440
on the show like we yeah, if you
want to be on the show, like we

1743
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:16,400
said earlier, just be a human
breathing, living.

1744
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,640
It'd be cool to have a zombie
on, if that's possible.

1745
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:21,160
I don't know how we'd
communicate with a zombie.

1746
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:24,200
I don't think a zombie would be
a very good podcast, other than

1747
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:26,080
the fact that we could say we
had a zombie.

1748
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:27,960
I don't think we're going to get
a lot of interaction.

1749
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,720
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I don't know either.

1750
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:32,760
We could do a short with a
zombie.

1751
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,040
We could do a short with a
zombie, absolutely.

1752
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,640
Does Dave from Ireland know any
zombies?

1753
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:40,200
I don't know, maybe if vampires,
if you're a vampire or a

1754
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,560
werewolf, that would be cool.
Come on.

1755
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:44,200
Sweet.
You know, Yeah.

1756
01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,760
Just anybody.
Everybody wants to come on the

1757
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:46,400
show.
Just let us know.

1758
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,800
We'll talk to you and you know.
It's not hard to figure out why.

1759
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,960
We're in a band together.
We're into the same shit.

1760
01:25:50,960 --> 01:25:52,680
Zombies.
Werewolf serial killers.

1761
01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:55,320
And all the things that make you
warm and fuzzy at.

1762
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:00,440
Country line dancing exactly.
Just to prove we're enigmas.

1763
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:05,360
Exactly YouTube Channel 2 don't
forget to subscribe, especially

1764
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,600
those watching because you'll,
you'll get all the alerts when

1765
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:10,880
we drop things.
So you know boys and girls

1766
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:12,840
attend next time if you're
having a bad day, don't not let

1767
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,800
the bad day win.
Somebody Loves You, somebody

1768
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:17,080
will miss you.
Don't leave that hole in

1769
01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:19,560
somebody's heart and soul.
Reach out, talk to somebody,

1770
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:21,560
seek some help, and tomorrow is
always a better day.

1771
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,800
Amen, brother.
Amen, brother.

1772
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,760
Love my friend, you have a
wonderful rest of your evening

1773
01:26:26,760 --> 01:26:29,040
and go have some leftover pork
chop and applesauce.

1774
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:31,440
I'm looking forward to it.
Love you my friend.

1775
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,480
But no applesauce.
Love you too, brother.

1776
01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:59,960
This is the place where you will
go.

1777
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:08,040
Feel the trail behind your eyes,
Feel the soap and meet yourself.

1778
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:10,520
Take your moment.
Look until you see him.

1779
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:14,440
Fight the battle.
That's you, boss Wheel.

1780
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,800
Fight the battle.
But you boss Wheel.

1781
01:27:19,800 --> 01:28:44,970
Who is this baby?
Come down here, we haven't found

1782
01:28:45,010 --> 01:28:53,650
salad and sand from fighting.
We're going to see we're closure

1783
01:28:53,650 --> 01:28:57,770
out here for the wind.
You ain't no creature.

1784
01:28:58,690 --> 01:29:01,770
We're playing.
Smile and you should you press

1785
01:29:02,050 --> 01:29:07,800
on the Almighty.
You gotta treat you who in your

1786
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:13,800
life to keep our soul in every
man.

1787
01:29:13,800 --> 01:29:20,400
Take the tail behind your eyes.
Feel the soul everyone shed now.

1788
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:27,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.

1789
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:35,120
Take a moment.
You can see your fear quite the

1790
01:29:35,200 --> 01:30:04,550
fail in two more clear.
You gotta, you gotta.

1791
01:30:05,230 --> 01:30:07,750
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.