#130 - Duane Parker - Outlaw Country Music

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All right there, boys and girls.
Round #2.

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Round #2.
I never wore a cowboy hat on

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stage.
I should have did that once or.

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Twice.
I don't think any of us owned

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one back then.
I've had this forever man.

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I think you bought this week.
Our.

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First year together, it's older,
it's older than our

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relationship.
That's that's fucking Stetson,

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man, that shit last dude, it's
you know, it's legit.

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Oh.
That's the real deal.

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Right.
So, so, so those of you that are

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tuning in on Twitch and YouTube,
we had a guest coming on Dwayne

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Park and he showed up wearing a
cowboy hat.

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I was like, I can match that.
So that's the reason.

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You're going to go get your wig.
That's where I was going with my

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comments.
So that's the reason I'm wearing

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my cowboy hat.
So since we're having massive

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technical difficulties with
Dwayne because he's trying to

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broadcast live from West
Virginia mountains,

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Appalachians, where they grow
the moonshine, it was going to

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be a great show.
We're going to talk about

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moonshine.
We're going to talk about

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hillbilly.
Hey, Michael, all that kind of

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stuff puts away now we're just
you just stuck with Mike and I.

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So let's talk.
Hi, Leslie.

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Oh, Leslie's on Leslie.
Leslie, how you doing?

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Yeah, I need to talk.
Come back, Michael.

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I need to talk to you, Leslie.
Message me later 'cause I want

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to, I want to get some of that
face stuff for the wifey.

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She's, I've been explaining that
to her and I keep meaning to

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reach out to you and, and lo and
behold, there you are.

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So.
Oh, thank you, Leslie.

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She loves my hat.
Yeah, thank you.

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It's the status.
Mine's the same as every week.

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Consistency.
There's something to be said for

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consistency.
There is something to be said

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for consistency, absolutely.
But I do dig your hat too bro.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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So it's Labor Day weekend coming
up.

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You got any plans going to
casino?

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I very well might, you never
know.

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Yeah, I see a lot of R&R in my
future.

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Right on, right on.
Yeah, you got three day week, a

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four day weekend, right?
Because you don't, you don't

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have to work too.
Yeah, we don't work Monday.

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Oh, right on.
So you got.

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Yeah, you're right.
Friday and Monday.

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Nice, nice talking about,
talking about some football.

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So since it's just you and I, we
want to talk about, let's talk

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about some football, you know,
cuz what?

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They're down to 53 man rosters.
Yes, right.

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I just read the read the Bears
yesterday.

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Let's see what's the biggest
cuts are.

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So the, the, the, the Giants,
they're, they're still getting

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all kinds of accolades for the
preseason, scoring the most

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points and allowing the fewest
points, even though it's

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preseason.
And then you saw Michael Parsons

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bailed and went to Green Bay,
right?

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I did not see.
Yeah, Michael Parsons is

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something.
Yeah, Michael Parsons is now a

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Green Bay Packer.
When did that happen?

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Yesterday.
OK, I missed that.

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Let's see what's where.
The hell is it, man?

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What did he sign in Green Bay?
For I don't know, we're going to

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find out it was a trade.
Acquiring minds want to know.

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So the Cowboys, where's I just
want give me all OK.

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Michael Parsons traded the Green
Bay Packers on Thursday.

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Where does it go?
Where'd it go?

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Where'd it go?
Where'd it go?

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Thursday they traded him to the
Packers in exchange for a 26 and

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27 first round draft.
Pick 26 and 27 first round

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round.
Right, right.

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He was going through a contract
dispute.

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He wanted to He wanted to
renegotiate his contract.

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Instead, he signed a four year,
$188,000,000 extension with

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Green Bay to make him the
highest paid non quarterback in

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NFL history. 104 years, $188
million.

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What?
But right now, he's worth it.

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He had.
To do it right, Well, yeah,

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absolutely. 100 / 4 holy doing
math folks, $47 million a year

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so yeah highest paid non
quarterback.

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That is nuts, man.
But yeah, he's he's.

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Defense just got brutal.
Man, he's a hell of a player.

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But who else does Green Bay have
on defense, though that that?

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I should know because they play
in my division.

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But I I just watched the game,
man.

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I don't get that I get that into
music.

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I don't get that into sports.
OK, so how good is Green Bay

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Packers?
Defense, well, it's they weren't

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that great because they I'll
tell you how bad they were.

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Green Bay would win the game,
but they would never cover the

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spread.
So they need Michael Parsons

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real bad.
Oh, gotcha.

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Maybe they must.
Not have a very stout defense.

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Well, maybe they were gambling
and they didn't want to beat the

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spread they were beating.
They were betting on the other

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side of that, you know.
They could have been betting

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against themselves, like we want
to win the game, but we don't

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want to cover the spread.
Yeah, that's true, right?

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That's what I'm saying.
So they win the game.

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Yeah, I'm, I'm just reaffirming
your point.

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So they win the game, they make
the money because they're not.

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They're not.
On both sides of the bet.

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Right.
OK, interesting.

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Right on.
And I would not be surprised if

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there were not things like that
that happened in the course of

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the season.
Right.

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There's a lot of money on the
line now that everybody's

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gambling.
Oh for sure man, the gambling.

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You know, it used to be just
Vegas, you had to go place bets

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or or illegally, you know,
people had parlay cards at like

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these private clubs and stuff.
But now everybody's got a

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gambling app.
I got three of them on my phone

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so.
I tried to put a gambling app

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but it wouldn't let me in
Arizona.

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I don't know why.
Yeah, we got to figure something

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out, like a different app or
something.

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Something not that I want to
gamble, you know, because I

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don't really care, but.
Yeah, but it's fun, even if you

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put $0.10 on it.
Just if you're going to, you

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know, like if you're going to
watch a baseball game or a

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football game for you, you watch
football.

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I do if.
You're going to sit down and

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watch a game that you weren't
really interested in?

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Yeah.
If you put $5 on it, it makes it

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more fun to watch you.
Know I guess.

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That's true.
You don't have to go crazy.

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Yeah, I guess that's true.
That's true.

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So $0.10, a 10 cent,
interesting.

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A $0.10 bet could do what?
Well it depends on how crazy you

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made your bet.
If you just did a straight up

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$0.10 bet you might win 10 cent
profit like $0.20 total right?

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OK, OK.
But if you put 11 picks on 110

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cent bet you can win like 500
bucks.

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Well.
If all 11 came in.

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Right on up.
Look, there's Dwayne.

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We'll see if Dwayne stays this
time.

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What up, Dwayne?
How you doing?

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Good.
Can you hear us directly?

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I can hear you.
OK, cool.

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And there's no delay.
It sounds much clearer.

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It does.
There's no delay.

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Nah.
OK, good.

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I had to come up near the top of
the mountain.

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There you go, top of the
mountain.

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So introduce yourself to our our
guest man.

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This is this is.
Go ahead.

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Who are you, Dee?
Yeah, I'm Dee.

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I'm Dwayne Parker.
And tell and and and what do you

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do, Dwayne?
What's your thing, man?

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What's your life resume all
about?

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I wander around the world
looking for gold.

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Really.
For real I I carry a gold pan

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with me everywhere I go but I'm
a recording on.

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Gold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 10.4g is about

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$1200 worth.
OK.

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And that took you your entire
lifetime.

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No, that's just what I've what I
ain't lost.

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Oh OK.
OK.

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So so do you gold pan every day
or is it just kind of more of a

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hobby?
I don't do it for a living, I

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just do it for fun, but.
Right on.

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And is it the gold pan?
Stand in the river type thing

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and scoop the water.
Scoop the water, OK.

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Yeah, OK.
But I made a thing with a PVC

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pipeline, stick it down in there
and suck it up and put it in my

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pan.
I ain't got to get in the water

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no more.
Oh, where you go?

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That's in it.
That's innovative.

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Yeah.
So you're in, you're in the,

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you're West Virginia, you the
Appalachian Mountains.

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I'm in Virginia.
Yeah, I'm in the Appalachian.

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Mountains.
You got any any moonshine going

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on behind you?
Well, I'm going to tell you

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what, I better be quiet about
that.

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But so you've seen moonshine
settles.

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When I was five years old, I was
stirring mash for my path.

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Really dude, we used to My wife
and I used to watch that show

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Moonshiners.
Is there any accuracy to that?

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A little bit, some of the
staged, a lot of the years.

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Well, yeah, most.
Out of Hollywood.

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Most of that reality TV show
should have staged for sure.

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You.
Know so how so?

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You actually served moonshine
when you were five.

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You still make moonshine to this
day.

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Yeah.
Right on what do you call your

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moonshine?
What do you what's your

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moonshine?
You got a brand, you call it a

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name and you you know, what do
you make it with?

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Like I because I've watched the
show, so you can make with all

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kinds of stuff, right?
So what's your favorite kind of

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moonshine to make, really?
Whatever I got, matter what if

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fruit or corn?
Yeah.

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Yeah, they they say the fruit is
Brandy and the corn is corn

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liquor.
I like the Brandy.

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OK.
Is the Brandy smoother?

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Because I, I haven't had a drink
in 20 years.

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So yes, it's a little.
Bit smoother.

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The corn and rag.
It's a little bit of it.

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Burn.
You burn your bed yet?

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Yeah, not just a little bit, a
lot of bit.

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Right on.
But.

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So music.
Go ahead.

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Yeah.
Music.

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Music.
Question What do you play?

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I'm yeah, I'm a, I'm a old, I'm
outlaw guitar picker country

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music artist, and I got a song
right now that's 30 on the cast

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box independent country music
chart.

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Oh, right on.
What's the song called?

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You get a kicked out of this,
it's called three more sets to

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go because that's how many I had
to do to get paid tonight.

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I wrestled Terrible Ted to 650
LB Bear and he broke my leg in

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seven places.
You wrestled a 650 LB bear.

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Yeah, the name was Terrible Ted.
What kind of bear?

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They said he was like a
Himalayan Chinese fat bear or

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something like that.
I don't know.

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He was, he's big and he wasn't
like playing with the big dog

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guy thing.
That man told me he was a little

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bit rough like that.
OK, I know Chris wants to talk

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about music, and so do I.
Yeah.

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But how do you, how does this
come about?

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How do you get wrestled there
where you're going to wrestle a

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650 LB bear?
I got to know.

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Yeah.
Yeah, well, I was about this.

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My band was playing at the
Southern Station and I was MC in

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the place that night and they
had had the wrestling Bear come

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down.
And ever since I was a little

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kid, we'd go see my grandpa in
Alabama and he liked Barry

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Bryant, Alabama football and,
and he always said that Barry

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got his name from wrestling the
Bears.

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So I said if I ever had a
chance, I'd do it.

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Well, terrible.
Ted come in and I signed up.

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I did it.
There wasn't, but three of us

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wrestled him and it was bad,
I'll tell you what.

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So the last thing I saw when I
passed out from shock was the

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owner's niece, and I thought
she's an Angel come to get me.

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And that's what I wrote the song
about.

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All right, Hon.
That's awesome.

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Oh, that's terrible, man.
Now.

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Now you know why they called him
Terrible Ted.

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That's right.
Right?

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Damn, yeah.
I always thought I'd buy him and

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he wouldn't have to do that shit
for nobody else.

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And I found out he got loose
from his cage, went up mild

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donors, old lady to death.
So the euthanized.

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Oh no.
Well.

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I guess you'd have to euthanize
him if he killed somebody,

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right?
Well, that's what we get for

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thinking that.
It's Yogi the bear.

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You know, bears.
Vicious bears.

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I like to kill things.
Bears.

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Well, I know he was bad.
When he walked in the door.

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He looked like a fuzzy
Volkswagen with big old eyeballs

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and an intent to kill.
I ain't never chickened out of

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nothing in my life, but I wanted
to that night, but I didn't.

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I probably should have, but then
I wouldn't.

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Have you would have sound, you
would have seen smoke coming out

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of my ass, Dwayne.
You might have been running so

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fast.
Yeah, right.

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That's funny, but you know, I
just ain't scared of nothing but

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myself.
I reckon so.

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I like that.
Absolutely.

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So aside from wrestling bears
and playing country music, what

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else does?
What else does?

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You You dropped a bunch of
little names when we first kind

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of started the show.
So kind of you kind of drop

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those names and explain what
those are about.

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Well, I can tell you one of
them, the Alabama Wildman, that

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was a Jerry Reed song.
OK.

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Jerry Reed, that's where I heard
that.

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My dad used that as ACB handle.
Wow.

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And he quit being a honky
conker, became a preacher, and

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then he died.
And so I figured the Alabama

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Wildman needed to live on, so I
picked up the name.

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Right on.
Now Bucknut Jones is a whole

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different story.
OK, so let's talk about that

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one.
That involves a tattoo.

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Are you sure you want to hear
it?

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Yes, absolutely, man.
OK, that's why we're here.

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Tattoos, brother.
I've got a, I've got an inguinal

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hernia.
You know what that is?

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It sounds painful.
That's one of the lower ones

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where it, it, it tears, it's got
a hole in the in your wall,

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intest walls down there and it
and it'll let your, it'll let

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your let your, your guts go down
into your tooth pouch.

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Oh no.
Oh, oh, that sound.

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Has to hurt like hell.
And so mine's on the left hand,

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mine's on the left hand side.
So they had it went down in

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there and the left side of my
pouch was a hurt really bad.

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So I walked in the VFW club and
I got me a beer and I said,

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y'all ever watched the major
plane?

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You won't forget that pain, boy.
Stick out your finger, Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.
I said I'm going to go home and

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tattoo a dollar sign on the
right hand side so I forget

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about the left hand side.
This guy at the bar says you

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ain't man enough and I said you
got $100 bill that says I ain't.

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He pulled out $100 bill and I
told Pam to wait, bartender.

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I said you hold on to that, I'll
be back.

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So I went to the shed, got out
my tattoo gun and set up the

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camera and I got me a dollar
sign on the right hand side of

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the two pouch.
Did it yourself?

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Yeah.
So I went back.

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I went back up to the bar and
showed them the film.

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One of them wanted to see it, so
I showed them.

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But I got my $100 and I was
going to be cool.

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I said, now you can call me Big
Chief's money bags and this

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girl, and this girl says I'm
going to call you Bucknut.

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And I said, oh.
No, but.

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It's Bucknut Jones to you.
Now see, that's the name of an

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album, man.
Right there.

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Bucknut, Jones.
You're damn right it is.

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Yeah, that's actually a great
band name.

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I.
Use.

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I use that name when I'm bad and
I'm Dwayne Parker when I'm good

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and I'm Buck Nut Jones when I
sing like the Midget stripper

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song and all that stuff.
Dude, another great name for a

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band. 13 naked midgets and Mike.
Remember the name I had 9th and

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Ash.
Like I wanted to name a band 9th

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and Ash.
Remember that I do OK.

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There's a fucking band in
Arizona now called 9th and Ash.

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Scott hated it.
They.

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Finally, finally, finally
somebody, somebody came up and

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like, Yep, well, that's a that's
a spot in Tempe in Arizona,

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Dwayne, where it's like a, it's
a restaurant that's been there

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forever that's supposed to be
haunted.

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It's off 9th and Ash.
And I was like, oh, that would

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be a cool name for a band.
That was the first name that you

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brought, which I yeah, I never
had a problem with it.

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I thought it was cool.
Yeah, but Nemesis was better.

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Nemesis was better, but Bucknut
Jones my Bucknut.

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Jones yeah, that's, that's a
that's a whole new level right

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there, man.
Well, I think that should be

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your alter ego band.
Dwayne.

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It is.
Put your rebel OK?

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It is awesome to explain that
you know, I when I'm when I'm

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being a public person, I'm
Dwayne Parker, but when I'm

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Buckner Jones, I can sing songs
like I got my thumb stuck in a

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Midget, woke up the trailer
park.

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You know, it's I can do all
kinds of stuff under that name

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and it.
Don't you and Chris would have

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so much fun writing lyrics?
You have no idea because he has

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no filter either.
I have no.

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Filter I done life's.
Life's too short for a filter,

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man.
I know, but I would love to hear

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those songs.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Well, I'm supposed to be coming
toward Arizona sometime soon.

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I got a song.
I think my truck's on crack and

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the Arizona sun will.
Answer the video with me.

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Oh shit, my truck's on crack so.
Glad this guy came back.

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We're going to name this podcast
Dwayne Parker.

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My truck's on Crack.
Damn right we are.

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That's.
It.

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We're all, we're all going to
get famous together.

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Dwayne.
I like that title.

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We're using it.
I had no boy at work.

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I I was building houses.
I had no boy.

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Didn't show up for two weeks.
And I said, where you been?

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He said, you got a cigarette.
I said, yeah.

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He said his old lady took off
with his truck and had took off

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with his truck, had his tools
and clothes and phone and all

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that stuff in it.
I said, oh man, I think she's

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cheating on you.
He said, no, she's an Angel.

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She wouldn't do that.
I got me a beard and thought

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about it.
I said I think you're a genius,

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he said.
What do you mean?

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I said your old lady's an Angel,
but your truck's on crack.

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You need to get that guy some
help.

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OK, you got your guitar with
you, Dwayne.

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Yeah.
OK, we'll play the song, man.

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Let's have a first.
Let's have a live.

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A live song on the Christmas
Mike show would be fucking cool

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man.
I'm right away let.

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Me.
See, I'm find me a place to set

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this old phone up there.
I'll tell you what I'm doing.

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There you go.
Stick it in a tree, man.

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I got one right here there.
You go, Yvonne just chimed in

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saying.
You got that right, Dwayne.

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She said.
Oh my gosh, no.

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Dwayne laugh out loud.
Yes, you did.

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Michael's got Michael's got some
hat envy right now.

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And he loves the title.
Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, All right, here we go.
This Dwayne Parker.

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My truck's on crack.
Take it away, Dwayne.

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I bought a new up of the shoe
and floor had AV 8 and a four on

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the floor.
Took me places.

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Ain't been for it was midnight
blue it's been disappearing late

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at night.
Got a feeling of something man

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right lost his clothes when it's
the won't tank think my truck's

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on crack that I think my truck's
on crack.

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00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,360
Stole my wallet and the twos in
the back didn't have my wife for

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me to drive that thing downtown
to hike a down.

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The ring isn't running around
for Week 2.

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Don't you know skip his ball
Blue Spent three days and it

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ain't brought him back home.
Think my trip's on crack and it

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got some bats going around.
It's been seen on bad side 10

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running by like it don't give a
damn.

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No regard for its fellow man.
I think I got to call the DEA.

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Find out why my truck's acting
this way.

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It is some healthy food.
It on the right track, son.

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I think my truck's on crack.
I clean my tricks on crack.

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Stole my wallet and the tools in
the back.

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00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:21,400
Isn't that my wife for me to
drive that thing downtown or

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hiking?
Diamond ring.

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00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,720
It's been running rough a week
or two.

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Don't you know it's giving spoil
the blue?

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00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,240
It's been 3 days and it ain't
brought her back.

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Think my chips on crack.
Love it man.

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00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,240
That was awesome dude, I love
it.

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00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,120
That was awesome.
That was great dude.

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00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:59,040
Like it, You know the best songs
are things that just hit you in

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the fly.
Absolutely.

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Yeah, but you have to be able to
deliver it too, man.

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And you have the vibe and the
attitude and the look and all

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that has to happen too.
You know, you, you can't have

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somebody that looks like Urkel
singing that song.

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You know, it wouldn't go over.
He could write it, but you got

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to have, you got to have the
presentation, man.

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And just.
Yeah, the next one we're going

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to.
Outside performance on the

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podcast, too, so there's another
first.

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We're going to release the the
next one is.

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It's hard to see the pavement
when it's wet, especially when

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you're stoned.
That's also a true story.

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That was a good song, Michael,
for sure, man.

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Catchy, Catchy.
And you heard it here first.

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00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,320
Well, not really, but you know,
Yeah.

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Yeah, he was the first.
He's the first performer aside

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00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,080
from Mike and I Mike and Mike
and I wrote, wrote a song 1

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episode, but it's the first time
we've actually actually someone

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perform a written song on the
show.

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So congratulations, Dwayne, you
have that.

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You have the ability to say that
your song just went live to 22

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countries around the world.
Well, that's cool.

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00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,640
My truck's on crack.
Hey y'all.

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00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,400
My truck's on crack.
If y'all want to send a a

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00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,720
donation to help me get my truck
out of rehab it's a dollar store

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00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:25,120
dollar sign DHP 71.
That's my cash, yet I miss my

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truck.
Hey, Dwayne, while we're talking

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00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:32,000
about that, where can people go?
Do you have your music streaming

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00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,320
anywhere?
Can we go to YouTube, Spotify.

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00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,440
Yeah, I just, I just we, we
just, we redid some management

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00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,880
and so I, I yanked everything
off of off the the platforms,

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00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,080
but we're we're putting them
back on there.

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00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:55,280
OK, OK, so if you go to YWP
music group and you'll find me

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in the artists section, YWP
music group and it'll have my

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00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,160
bio on there.
It'll have several songs from

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00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,600
interviews, you know, stuff like
that.

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00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,720
My, my where I'm my tour
schedule, where I'll be at so.

449
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:19,200
So why this YWP music group?
YWP Music Group.

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00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Gotcha.
Out of out of.

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Oh my God.
Weetumpka.

452
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,520
Weetumpka, Alabama.
Yeah.

453
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,000
Yeah, I found.
It too.

454
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,240
That's a Facebook shit.
What what, what, what what,

455
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,040
dude?
Let them back.

456
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:40,320
The, the, the, yeah, they just
put us on, on the, on their

457
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,480
page, man.
Come on.

458
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,560
Oh, nice.
Yeah, Yeah.

459
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,520
Thank you very much.
That's.

460
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,800
Awesome.
Yeah, it's, it's Dwayne Parker

461
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,480
on the Christian Mike Show, live
with technical difficulties,

462
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,880
Seymour.
We got him now.

463
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,560
We got him now.
And thank you very much.

464
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,080
We appreciate.
That Yeah.

465
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,120
Here's the picture of Dwayne.
Where's it at?

466
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:00,800
I got to pull it up because I
took one.

467
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,040
I take those screenshots when
I'm doing my thing.

468
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,080
So here you go.
Here you go.

469
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,720
Yeah, I usually like this.
Sometimes it's worse, but.

470
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:16,800
You're good, man, you're good.
I got me a bucket at a Creek

471
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,840
water and I heated me up some
rocks and threw it in the bucket

472
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,040
and I was washing my hair when I
got the call that y'all were

473
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,360
having me on an interview today.
I'm like, Oh my God.

474
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,320
Listen, man, one thing I can
assure you, Dwayne, is that

475
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,120
you're not faking any of this.
Yeah.

476
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,000
And Dwayne's gonna be at the
Dwayne's gonna be at Dan's

477
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,960
Steakhouse this Sunday from 6 to
8.

478
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,320
Like he cleans up nice man.
He's he's got, he's got the,

479
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,600
what do you the frill jacket?
You know, the, the he's got the

480
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,200
California and on.
He's got a guitar.

481
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,040
Yeah, yeah.
Dan's Steakhouse.

482
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,160
Where's there at there?
He is on stage too.

483
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,400
On top of the mountain here in
Blue Ray, right above Blue Ray,

484
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,840
Virginia.
Yeah, Blue Ray.

485
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,720
Virginia.
Yeah, I'm, I'm actually playing

486
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,680
a biker party from 2:00 to 5:00
on the other side of the

487
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,720
mountain and then I'm coming
back playing 6 to 9 and dance.

488
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,960
So cool.
I got a double headed.

489
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,320
If you ever make your way
through central Illinois, make

490
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,760
sure you send us an e-mail.
I'll I'll come see you play all.

491
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,080
Right.
Same with.

492
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,360
Same with Arizona, man.
Man, I'd love to.

493
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:29,720
Like I say, I got to come down
there and do that video with

494
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,120
him, girls, you know?
I want to see him dance.

495
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,480
Anyway, they said they got
little outfits that caught

496
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,560
ourselves.
Dwayne's Honky Tonk Angels.

497
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:48,560
Nothing wrong with that.
Hell no, I need some of them

498
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,080
girls with them outfits as well.
I'll tell you something else you

499
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,680
can look up.
I released on April 18th.

500
00:27:56,680 --> 00:28:01,360
I released a song called I know
on version records.

501
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,160
OK.
And.

502
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,480
Wow, outstanding.
And it's a song, song I wrote

503
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,440
kind of overcoming some
heartache that was brought into

504
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,440
my life.
And I ain't going to say too

505
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,200
much about it, but I no longer
have a best friend.

506
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:21,200
Oh.
Yeah, Well, that's not good, no.

507
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,520
Well, it don't really matter
because it is what it is.

508
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,800
I got a hit song out of it, you
know what I mean?

509
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,800
Yeah, well, there is that trade
off.

510
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,600
That's.
Yeah, listen to it.

511
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,320
It's pretty cool.
It's as strong as coffee though

512
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,640
to be.
Be prepared.

513
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,600
Can we play it on?
You won't get in trouble, no

514
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,120
with the show Chris, if you can
pull.

515
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:53,120
It up.
We try not to share music unless

516
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,680
the artist is actually here
because they yanked a bunch of

517
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,440
our stuff down so.
What?

518
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,520
Was the name of the song.
I know KNOW.

519
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By Dwayne Parker.

520
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,280
I know Single.
It's on, It's on Apple, It's on

521
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,960
SoundCloud, it's on Amazon, it's
on Apple Facebook.

522
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:26,800
There's the video.
I don't want that.

523
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,760
What?
While he's pulling that up, what

524
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,360
kind of guitar did you have
there, Dwayne?

525
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,880
I'm a guitarist, so.
That was that was an old

526
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,720
Alvarez.
Just no beating around my old

527
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Albie.
It had a nice sound to it.

528
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,560
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Connect, so I'm not going to

529
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,920
fuck around with it and mess up
the show.

530
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,520
Yeah, bro, did you hit the share
button?

531
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,800
Down at the bottom share screen
let's.

532
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:02,720
See, let's go back to I Know
Parker.

533
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,440
Hey, we're fishing to have a pig
roast.

534
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,960
My uncle, he's cooking some
cooking some beef for some

535
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,600
sandwiches.
I used to.

536
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,400
There you go.
Here's there you go, Parker

537
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,280
Song.
Hey, that's Tanny, took his

538
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,760
daughter on there with me there.
You go.

539
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:36,480
I won't say I know that
tomorrow's another day.

540
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,520
Yes, I know.
I know.

541
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:54,480
But she didn't know her.
I know how you did, and I know

542
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,800
how you lied.
Know what you told your.

543
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:15,840
The best thing about a country
song is is you're getting

544
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,400
divorced, you're getting drunk,
or you lost your job.

545
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,600
So you nailed it, man.
You nailed all three, brother.

546
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,320
And he's even taking it to the
next evolution.

547
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,080
His truck's on crack.
Yeah, his truck's on crack, man.

548
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Nice.
That's you.

549
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,960
You clean up nice, man.
And you still represent very

550
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,760
well live.
That's impressive, dude.

551
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,360
Where did you record that at?
That's got a great sound it.

552
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:45,720
Does, yeah.
I got in Talladega AL D Ford

553
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,400
show, it was ATV show.
He's going to play on every once

554
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,880
in a while.
And the bandleader, he, we, we

555
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,480
used the studio there and
recorded that.

556
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,920
And it was, it was, he did his
name Randall Warren.

557
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,240
He did a real good job at it.
Damn right he did that sound was

558
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,040
a man.
I'm big on things.

559
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,600
You know the Sonic presentation
about how they sound, not just

560
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,360
how good the song is right.
If you have a great song and an

561
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,520
engineer takes it and you know,
pushes everything to the red

562
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:21,040
line or doesn't record something
loud enough, engineering is just

563
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,600
as important as the songwriting.
So kudos to the person that

564
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,440
recorded that, it sounds
amazing.

565
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,680
You hear that, Randall?
Hey man, brother, good job.

566
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,040
I ain't trying to cash CD.
Well, that's the name of the

567
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,840
CDI, ain't Johnny Cash.
Yeah.

568
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,440
I love that title.
That's that's a kick ass song

569
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,000
too.
I had to write a song to

570
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,960
introduce myself in Nashville
and had like 2 months to do it

571
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,280
and I.
And I was driving up to

572
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,720
Nashville wondering what I'm
going to do because I'm going to

573
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,560
have to swing it.
I hadn't done it yet and

574
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,280
everybody was on the radio.
Johnny Cash just died.

575
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,560
And then.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

576
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,680
Hello, I'm Brian the Cash,
right?

577
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,440
Yeah, yeah.
Jim McGraw said it about

578
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,200
Huntsville and it pissed me off.
I said man, you would make a

579
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:20,600
hair on Johnny Cash's ass.
And so I said hey, there's my

580
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,720
song.
And between Huntsville and

581
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,160
Nashville, wrote this thing,
never played it before, got out

582
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,200
of the truck, got on stage and
went, I didn't know how I was

583
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760
going to start it so because I
never played it yet.

584
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,960
So I started to mess with
everybody.

585
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:42,480
I went boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom.

586
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,240
And now looked at me like, what
are you doing?

587
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,320
This is the original song, you
know?

588
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,080
And I said, Hey, y'all, I ain't
Johnny Cash.

589
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,080
I'm never hanging out with old
Hank Junior Smoke go with his

590
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,880
grass.
And it ain't because I ain't bad

591
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,000
enough, it's because I ain't had
the chance.

592
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,360
Same for all you all Or don't
know my name.

593
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,800
Hello.
I ain't Johnny Cash.

594
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,920
Those are.
Great lyrics, yeah.

595
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,280
Yeah, that that's got the story
of the bear in it too.

596
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,440
Oh, right on.
Yeah, Wrestling Bear named

597
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,760
Terrible Ted back in 1993 and he
bit my arm and he broke my leg 7

598
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,760
times under my knee and then he
bit me, bit my arm.

599
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,520
But then he hit my head and said
I was going hard and saw stars

600
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,280
and I couldn't see.
But with a little Jack I was

601
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,120
back singing.
Who the hell is me?

602
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,560
I don't know y'all, but I ain't
trying to cash.

603
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:41,360
It's cute.
That's great man, I love it.

604
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,639
Nothing better than real world
lyrics, man.

605
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,440
That's one thing that we always
parted ourself on.

606
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,440
We didn't write songs about
getting laid and getting drunk.

607
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,120
We wrote songs that were about
life and what was going on and

608
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,480
what you experienced and the
goods and the good and the bad,

609
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:58,240
the UPS and the downs, all that
kind of stuff.

610
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:02,880
Oh yeah, I got sounds like.
I appreciate I got sounds.

611
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,680
I appreciate about your lyrics,
Dwayne.

612
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,320
Mean something?
Oh, yeah.

613
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,880
Thank you.
Appreciate it.

614
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,080
Chris, Chris's lyrics were the
same thing.

615
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,320
They were either about his life
or about something that he was

616
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,560
curious about or, you know,
they, they meant something.

617
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,800
And when I say I'm not a huge
fan of country music, I

618
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,760
shouldn't say that I'm not a
huge fan of music that has no

619
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,200
substance to it, you know?
There you go.

620
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,200
And they have no content
whatsoever, Nash.

621
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,400
I mean all these cookie cutter
boys up there wearing tight

622
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,560
jeans wanting to sound like all
if they think if they put mud on

623
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,360
boots and a truck the cornfield
in there or something about

624
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,480
moonshine and they country and
they ain't country worth shit.

625
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,720
Because I tell you, that's
here's what pissed me off when I

626
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:50,000
went to Nashville the first time
and I had holes in my jeans.

627
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,440
It wasn't because I was being
cool is because I wore them in

628
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,160
there slinging hay bales up on
the wall so I could get there.

629
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:00,760
And I found out dude on stage
had holes in his jeans because

630
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,960
he bought them at Kohl's for
$200 and I wanted to kick his

631
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:14,320
ass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

632
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,400
I heard somebody up Nashville
that I played Nashville and went

633
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,920
to Atlanta and played the award
ceremony thing and made my way

634
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,800
to Helen, GA.
I'm in Virginia now.

635
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,680
But I heard somebody say that
how bad they were paying their

636
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,360
dues.
And I said, man, you need to

637
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,120
shut the hell up.
Come out to my car.

638
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,000
I want to show you something.
Yeah.

639
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,680
I went in the car and I poured
out a big old jug, a dollar

640
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,200
store peanut butter.
I said till you live off of this

641
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,080
for a damn week, don't tell me
you've paid any damn dues.

642
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:47,640
There you go, Amen.
There you go, Amen.

643
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,480
Hey, Yep, you got to play in
front of two people.

644
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,720
They'll play in front of 1000
all.

645
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,640
Right.
And I'll play in front of the

646
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,360
squirrels.
I don't care because when it's

647
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,920
in you is coming out right.
Exactly.

648
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,440
I I agree with you, but I also
agree with you that one of my

649
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,880
big things is don't talk about
things that you haven't

650
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,760
experienced.
Yeah, Like you've been there.

651
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,960
You know, you can talk about
them, but don't talk about them

652
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,760
like you've been there.
You know you don't.

653
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,480
Know what it's?
I will not listen.

654
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,840
Until you've struggled.
I will not listen to a preacher

655
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,960
that never took a drink, you
hear me?

656
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:24,320
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

657
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,040
And that's no disrespect, but
I'm just saying the way it is

658
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,280
now.
You show me.

659
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,760
You show me a judgmental
preacher, I'll show you a

660
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,200
lukewarm Christian.
But I'm Bump.

661
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,840
Amen, brother.
One thing I liked about my dad,

662
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,760
you know, he quit being a honky
tonker and became a preacher in

663
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,440
it.
But one thing he never did, he

664
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:57,080
never told me.
He always, he always, uh, give

665
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,440
me things to think about.
Said you pretty bad figured out

666
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,600
yourself, you know, he didn't
want me to make my decision on

667
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,760
what he was, and I always
thought that was cool with him,

668
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,080
you know?
That is cool.

669
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,880
That is cool.
You ever watched that movie

670
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,360
Harley-Davidson, The Marlboro
Man they're doing?

671
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,760
That's one of.
My favorites, dude.

672
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,080
OK so the remaking it which is
bullshit, but what reminded me

673
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,240
of what you just said?
My old man told me before he

674
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,920
left the shitty old world.
And.

675
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,040
Then and then the advice, you
know.

676
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:30,560
Yeah, but yeah, you always said
that first though Mickey work.

677
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,120
And love that movie dude.
Great fucking movie.

678
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,760
Underrated.
Underrated like one of those.

679
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,400
It's like one of those worst,
best movies.

680
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,760
Yeah, one of those cult leaky
hates it dudes.

681
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,120
Yes, he hates.
That's why I say it's one of the

682
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,040
worst best movies ever.
It's supposed to be a horrible

683
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,320
movie, but somehow it became a
cult classic.

684
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,720
I love that one.
I love Josie Wills.

685
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,800
Outlaw Josie Wills?
Yeah, buddy.

686
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,720
And OK, and the woman had a Van
Kilmore playing Doc Holiday.

687
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,680
Tombstone, Tombstone.
Tombstone.

688
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,560
I love that man.
I've.

689
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,040
Seen that?
Probably 200.

690
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:07,920
Times.
Me too, Russell.

691
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah it.
Only, yeah, it only got 29% on

692
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,280
on Rotten Tomatoes.
Harley-Davidson, the Marlboro

693
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,320
Man, but they're making a
freaking new one.

694
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,840
And so irritating.
It's got, it's got Jason Momoa.

695
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,600
Man.
It's I'm irritated, man.

696
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,160
Like you don't you don't remake.
It's who is it here?

697
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,000
Jason Momoa and Ryan Gosling?
Like seriously.

698
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,760
How are they going to have the
same chemistry as Mickey Rourke

699
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,480
and Don Johnson?
That was not two people here.

700
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,640
Here it is.
What it is.

701
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:40,880
Went together it is.
It did.

702
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,240
Free Wild.
And Charlie Davidson.

703
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,880
Marlboro Man Modern gunslinger,
quick with his words and even

704
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,360
quicker on the trigger.
Like, really?

705
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:02,880
When their help is threatened,
they don't negotiate, they don't

706
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:16,160
ask permission.
Now they strike back 2 legends,

707
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,240
one last ride, and a fate
written in fire and gunpowder.

708
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,360
So what's funny about that is
Ryan Gosling is not 63 and Jason

709
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,080
Momoa is if you saw some of
those scenes, their levels like

710
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,080
right here.
So which means Jason Momoa is

711
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,800
back here to make that height
the same.

712
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,600
But it's it's you can't remake
that movie, man.

713
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,080
It's.
Just well, that movie's going to

714
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,400
end up being what the first one
was supposed to be a piece of

715
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,440
shit.
The first one tech it was a

716
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,360
flop.
I mean, there's.

717
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,840
A It was a flop till it till it
went to blockbuster.

718
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Once it went to blockbuster,
game on.

719
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,640
And then people like Dwayne,
Chris and myself rented it every

720
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,400
chance we got because we thought
it was the best thing that ever

721
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,120
went to.
Did you see that?

722
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:07,480
You know right there.
So I cut my 3 fingers off the

723
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,720
ends of them with a, a, a table
saw and I super glued them back

724
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,600
on.
And I'm I've showed myself

725
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,280
halfway up my arm because I had
a router go up it, you know, and

726
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,080
everybody just like talking
about these movie stars and

727
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,240
stuff.
I said, man, they just won't

728
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,760
beat me because they're faking
it.

729
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,480
They're they're playing it.
I mean, they're just acting.

730
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,840
I had to do it for real to keep
from dying.

731
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,560
I had to relearn to play my
guitar.

732
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:40,800
So I'm the real deal was.
That on your.

733
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,760
Was that on your fretting hand
or your?

734
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,000
That's on my leg.
Yeah, on my court hand, man, I

735
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,280
had Oh no.
So I played I'll See You May

736
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:54,240
Fest in Nashville and the last
show there I was on a a hay

737
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:59,160
wagon out there in front of the
Superdor Theater and this old

738
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:03,880
bass player, he was trying to
follow me and he had every wrong

739
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:08,080
note that there was.
Finally after that song, he

740
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,320
said, man, you don't make your
chords right, do you?

741
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,960
I said, no, I I can't.
But I had to super glue my

742
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,120
fingers back on.
I had to learn how to play this

743
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,520
thing all over again.
So don't follow my fingers.

744
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,920
So you you cut your fingers off
and you had the mindset to clean

745
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:32,160
up the wound, get some super
glue and painstakingly put them

746
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,200
back together.
That's what he's saying.

747
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,160
I.
Did, yeah.

748
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,240
OK, so so Chuck Norris, suck on
that man.

749
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,400
Yeah, man.
Like all three foot now and you

750
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,600
were straight up like sober at
the time.

751
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,640
Yeah, I was making it just like.
Work.

752
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,480
I'm made to get more from my
grandson.

753
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,160
OK.
Yeah, I didn't even I didn't

754
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,400
really do nothing say oh shit,
that's bad.

755
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,000
And I went in and I put some
salt, I put some salt and

756
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,600
alcohol in it and washed it out
the salt and alcohol out happy

757
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,120
hours in the salt kill
everything.

758
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:11,320
So I I did that and I super
glued it all back together as

759
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:16,240
quick as I could and and it
never even slow got infected or

760
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:20,160
nothing but it it it left me
some funny looking phalanges.

761
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,960
Now, did you?
Did you follow up with a doctor?

762
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,360
You were just like that.
Rub some dirt on it and get on

763
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,840
with the day.
I didn't went on about my

764
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,520
business.
I'm making the guitar.

765
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,480
I banished some rough I was at
the VMW in the ER unit come in

766
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,120
to have a party and I showed it
to them and they're like what

767
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,200
the hell you need, you need your
doctor.

768
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:45,840
I said no, I don't.
They're all attached.

769
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,480
See.
Yeah, I mean, hey, they worked

770
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,200
fine for me.
That's amazing.

771
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,880
I didn't quite get them
straight, but it works.

772
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:02,160
It was really bad as I found out
that the nail bed, you know, as

773
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,000
long as you don't destroy that,
that right there.

774
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,640
See that?
So I I didn't, I didn't, I

775
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,440
didn't glue it back together
quite right.

776
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,200
So I got a fingernail that grows
out at a 45 now and it's crazy.

777
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,040
He loved.
I love this episode, I'm just

778
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,120
saying.
He's rivaling Mark Young for

779
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,280
making us laugh the most, I can
tell you that.

780
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,000
Oh my, yeah.
I love you, Mark, but Dwayne,

781
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:41,160
this is fun.
What made you want?

782
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,640
I've been wanting to ask you
this question.

783
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,320
What made you want to start
playing music?

784
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,920
Yeah.
Well, he he he had to see if he

785
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,720
could make his fingers work.
He freeze up.

786
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,440
Yeah, right.
As soon as I want to ask him

787
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,520
that question.
Dwayne Earth to Dwayne Dwayne

788
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,920
Parker.
Oh, there's two Dwayne's.

789
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,840
That's how you do sometimes when
you come back, OK.

790
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,920
OK.
I'm like a bad dream.

791
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,680
I'll be back.
You're good, man.

792
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,800
Hey, what made you want to start
playing music?

793
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,360
Well, my dad played when I was a
little kid.

794
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,040
I just, I mean, I've heard it
all my life and while I was in

795
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,400
the womb.
So I kind of literally come out

796
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,160
loving music, I reckon.
Right.

797
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,720
When I was five years old, he
let me sing collage at the

798
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,760
Berkton Fair.
Oh, right on.

799
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:37,800
And.
Elijah.

800
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,240
Charlie Pride, man.
What?

801
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,480
Yeah.
Yeah.

802
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,280
Charlie Pride, brother.
Well, I did the Hank Williams

803
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:50,120
style, but that OK my the crowd
went wild and I know that's what

804
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:51,960
I want to do for the rest of my
life.

805
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,000
So there you go.
Then he'd let me change the

806
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,480
guitar strings and because he
hated it, I thought I was cool.

807
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,640
So I changed them.
And now I know why he hated

808
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,960
changing them because.
But he said if you learn to play

809
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,280
Wildwood flower, I'll, I'll buy
you a guitar.

810
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,200
By the time I was nine years
old, I had me a guitar.

811
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,680
There you go, right on.
Did you ever play with your dad?

812
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:22,080
Yeah, I did matter of fact
several times.

813
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,400
And then when when I before I
left home, you know, like say he

814
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,120
became a preacher.
I traveled all the southeast.

815
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,520
He was evangelist and I played
gospel music with him all over

816
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:36,200
the South and cool.
The last song we ever did

817
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,680
though, he did a statue of Fool
at many years ago, at the same

818
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,640
pig roast I'm at now on my
granny's porch.

819
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,600
He got up in a sang statue of
Fool with me.

820
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,080
That was cool.
Share this moment.

821
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,120
Who wrote that?
What's that?

822
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,960
What Mike?
Who wrote that?

823
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,400
That was an old country song.
I don't know who exactly wrote

824
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,360
it, Ricky Van Shelton and Jack
Green and a bunch of people who

825
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,280
recorded it.
OK, so it's like an old country

826
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,600
standard?
OK, that's cool.

827
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,520
Yeah.
Right on.

828
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,320
So what's on the horizon for for
Dwayne Parker?

829
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,960
What do you got going on the
next next, you know, few months

830
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:26,800
down the road?
I got AI, got a nice little team

831
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:33,800
set up, Josh Tucker doing a
great job as a my, they're doing

832
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,040
my personal management and
websites and stuff like that.

833
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,560
Him and his buddy Wade, I got
Robin out of Pennsylvania, just

834
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,560
took up booking.
So I just want to play every day

835
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,600
till I die.
And I don't really care about

836
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,640
nothing else.
I just, I'm leaving this day for

837
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,160
my grandkids and I just want to
sing till I die.

838
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,920
That's about all.
I got the awards.

839
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:04,120
I I got a platinum award in 2003
for singer-songwriter of the

840
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,920
year.
And that, you know, that's just

841
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,520
the thing on the shelf.
My reward is is looking at it,

842
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:16,080
my fans, that smile, that's my
award.

843
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,600
There you go.
That's awesome man.

844
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,240
So how do people find your
stuff?

845
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,120
Do you have a website?
Dwayneparker.com.

846
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:27,680
Look at YWP Music group.
Oh, that's OK.

847
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,760
That's it.
That's where they find your

848
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,280
stuff.
YWP Music Group.

849
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,520
Yeah, because I'm not
responsible enough for the

850
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,600
computer man.
I I I got 5 different websites

851
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,920
knowing how to work either one
of them.

852
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:43,000
OK, that's that's cool.
And then I like we found your I

853
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
know song that was on that when
I googled I know it it came up

854
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,880
on all the platforms.
So you're going to relaunch all

855
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,520
your stuff on.
I've got 18 songs out that

856
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:58,040
that'll be on there, so I've got
a bottle of Survival CD and he

857
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,040
should be uploading that and it
should be there today.

858
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,120
Actually, you can download it
off that website and he's got

859
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,640
three more songs done.
The hardest Giants got it.

860
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,320
Cash, was that called?
Right.

861
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,560
Was that was that called bottle
of survival or the Battle of

862
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,720
Survival?
Bottle, BOTTLE.

863
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,760
Bottle, that's what that's what
I thought you.

864
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,760
Said bottle of survival that's.
Great and it's a it's a that's a

865
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:27,240
real good sound.
It on my Spotify numbers, which

866
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:31,720
I don't trust all that stuff
because like I said, I had a

867
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,760
girl from Norway wish me happy
birthday and they going to tell

868
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,080
me that my stuff wasn't
streaming over there.

869
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:44,000
They so anyway, I don't trust
all that stuff, but battle of

870
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
survival is that was a good,
good album.

871
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,640
I did that 25 years ago.
Kitty was his bass player was my

872
00:49:52,640 --> 00:50:00,080
producer, Keith Bradford and OK,
we it was that song.

873
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:06,440
I wrote that song in like 6-7
minutes in the shower and I

874
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,560
jumped out and said, hey, I got
a number one song.

875
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,080
I love it.
That's, that's, that's, that's

876
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,680
the way to write songs, man,
that's.

877
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:16,520
Those are the best ones that
just come out organically.

878
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:19,040
Everything that we wrote in
Nemesis, for the most part, it

879
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:21,960
was just straight up woke up one
day, oh, here's this song, you

880
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,320
know, here's the idea and boom.
Most of them, you know, they

881
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,720
talk about the left side.
Left side of brain does one

882
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:32,720
thing and right does the other.
One's logic, the one's the

883
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,840
creative.
The one writes lyrics, the one

884
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:39,000
writes music.
Which one do you do first?

885
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,400
I said.
Well, wait a minute, both men

886
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,520
come out at the same time.
Does that mean my head

887
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:49,960
scrambled?
No, they say.

888
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,200
That's one of the only acts that
uses both sides of your brain at

889
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,400
the same time.
Yeah.

890
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,240
Is playing music.
Yeah, Yep.

891
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,160
Well I got 5 Juke boxes in my
head going on all the time and I

892
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,160
mean I'm always.
I feel your brother.

893
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,880
I feel there you.
Go.

894
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,800
There you go.
That's awesome.

895
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,560
Well, Drain, this has been a
hell of a show, man.

896
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,440
We definitely went ahead to come
back on when you get all your

897
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,000
stuff back up and running and
all that kind of jazz.

898
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,520
And and you know, let's let's
get you on after the first of

899
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,200
the year and kind of get an
update from you and see how

900
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,200
things are going and what you've
been doing.

901
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,600
All that kind of jazz that sound
good.

902
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,040
Sounds great man.
Hey I appreciate y'all having me

903
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,320
over here.
Yeah, maybe next, maybe maybe

904
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,000
next time you can be, we can do
this from a, you can be on on

905
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,240
the still site.
You know, you have a moonshine

906
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,360
still next to you and we'll,
we'll, we'll do it.

907
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,400
We'll do the show there so
everybody can see the moonshine.

908
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:41,440
We can do that.
Yeah, set your guitars up

909
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,640
around.
It'll be a nice.

910
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,720
Backdrop Yeah, get a couple, get
a couple of your band mates.

911
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,280
We can have, but we can have a
jam.

912
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,560
You guys can jam by the still in
the Appalachian.

913
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,160
Just tell me what key you're in
up jam.

914
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,840
Along there you go, there you
go.

915
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,480
You give me a heads up with the
lyrics.

916
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,160
I'll be background vocals for
you man all.

917
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,720
Right.
Sound like a deal?

918
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,920
Yeah, and if you ever and legit,
if you're ever in Arizona or

919
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,040
Illinois, look us up because you
know we.

920
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,240
Send us an e-mail man, tell us
where you're going to be.

921
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,120
I'll I'll definitely come see
you play man.

922
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,080
I love your vibe.
Thank you so much for coming on.

923
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,480
This has been a blast.
No, Absolutely.

924
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,040
Absolutely.
I'll remember.

925
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,680
Favorite shows man.
I ain't Johnny Cash.

926
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,280
I see you on the road, right?
Don't hang up.

927
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,000
Don't hang up yet.
Wait for us.

928
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,520
OK, I just I did.
I shut it.

929
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,240
No, are we still going?
OK, Hey, hey.

930
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,360
OK.
So we always wrap our shows up

931
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,840
like this.
So if you're having a bad day,

932
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,080
if you're feeling suicidal,
depressed, don't you know, don't

933
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,520
don't do it.
Somebody tomorrow is going to

934
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,280
miss you, going to leave a hole
in somebody elses heart.

935
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,360
People love you even though you
don't realize it.

936
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,600
So reach out to somebody, hell
call Dwayne, he'll sing you some

937
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,240
songs.
You'll change your mood like

938
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:52,800
that man.
But just remember someone loves

939
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,080
you, they will miss you.
And don't be that void in

940
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,160
somebody's life.
Get some help, scream in a

941
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,320
pillow, journal it, go workout,
go run, do something to to

942
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,200
elevate your mind.
Get out of that darkness.

943
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,000
Or hell just take a nap and
you'll feel better when you wake

944
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000
up.
Because we want you here

945
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,360
tomorrow because without you
we're not here.

946
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,760
So peace, love you, love you
brother.

947
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,680
Love you too, brother.
Dwayne, don't go anywhere.

948
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Love you, man.
Love to have you on the show.

949
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,240
Don't go anywhere.
OK?

950
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,760
We'll see you next time, folks.
We want to.

951
00:53:55,920 --> 00:55:28,700
Take a moment.
Come down here, we haven't found

952
00:55:28,740 --> 00:55:32,900
solids in the sand from
fighting.

953
00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:37,620
Wait for the day we disclosure
out here.

954
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:41,380
But in the wind you ain't no
creature.

955
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:45,740
We're playing fire and you
should keep going on the

956
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:49,680
almighty day.
You got a dream.

957
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:57,520
Who in your life to keep our
soul in every man.

958
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:02,560
Take the trail behind your eyes.
Feel the soul, everyone.

959
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:11,640
You shave now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

960
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:48,240
yeah.
You gotta, you gotta.

961
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:51,520
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.