#131 - Matt Ferrell - The Journey of a Comedian: Insights & Stories

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Get to your pants.
We are not.

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Live on YouTube and Twitch
though, just so you know.

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Yeah, yeah, we are.
Live on YouTube and Twitch.

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Why you do this
right there, boys and girls.

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Welcome to the Chris and Mike
Show.

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I'm Christy's Mike, and this is
Matt Farrell.

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He's a funny guy.
We're going to have a fun show

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today because because he's a
funny guy.

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Where you at, Matt?
Where?

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Where you where you coming from
live?

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I'm in.
I'm in Oklahoma.

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Oklahoma, dude, we had a guy
last week on from from West

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Virginia.
So we're, we're, we're, we're

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killing the, the Midwest, the
East Coast.

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Lately, man.
Joseph was from Oklahoma, too.

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Oh, that's right, Joseph.
Yeah, Joseph.

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Musician we had on here.
He's from Oklahoma, somewhere in

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there.
Oh, the message, I don't

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remember.
I don't know who was sending me

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the message yesterday or the
emails.

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I said it was going to be be
ready at like 2:50.

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I was like, right, cool.
So I was ready two hours ago

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'cause you didn't specify or.
I don't know if you did or if I

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and maybe.
I just e-mail it's, yeah, it's

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in the e-mail Pacific Standard
Time.

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That's all good, man.
Yeah.

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I was, I was like 250.
I was ready to go and I already

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went 255.
Roll around, Yeah.

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OK.
Got you right.

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Yeah.
Where are you at?

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Well, you.
Know I'm in Arizona, Mike's in

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Illinois.
Oh, OK.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Central Illinois.

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Yeah, I'm, I'm southwest
Oklahoma.

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Yeah.
So you and I are in the same

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time zone, Central Standard.
Yeah, Hell yeah.

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Well, thanks for coming on Matt.
I love comedian, so I'm glad he

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found a comedian.
This is a first.

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We haven't had a comedian on the
podcast, so you're our first.

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And that's awesome, man, because
stand up comedy is next to

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music.
Stand up comedy is my favorite

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other art form.
I I just love it.

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I I this is something I've heard
from several other people.

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It's every musician wishes they
could do stand up comedy and

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every stand up comic wishes they
could play music.

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I think there's a lot of truth
in that statement, I really do.

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Yeah, I've.
Got a lot of fun, go ahead.

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I was just, I've got a buddy who
was he, he played in in bands

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and stuff for years.
And then he decided he wanted to

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try stand up and he said, man,
just being on stage without that

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guitar between him and the
audience, he felt like he was

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naked.
He goes.

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It was, it's wild how just
having that little bit of

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something between you makes a
big difference.

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So and I've never had any
musical talent at all.

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So I've never had any experience
with having something between me

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and them.
I've just been relying on

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personality and Dick jokes.
That's where I think Chris would

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crush it because he doesn't play
an instrument.

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He was a front man, right?
So he's used to going out there

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with nothing, you know, it's
just him against the world.

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So I I think he would crush it
as a stand.

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Up I I thought about stand up
coming over the years and I've

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I've run some shit by Nick and
and you know, she doesn't think

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people get my sense of humor so.
I think they would because I

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laugh at all your jokes man, but
maybe I just have a warped sense

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of humor as well.
Fuck, I don't know.

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Well, not everybody has to get
your sense of humor.

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Just one room full of people at
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That's it.
This is.

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This is true.
This is true.

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You know, that's that's
absolutely true, man.

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How would you describe your
style of comedy?

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I'm, I'm very, very relatable.
Everything I do is based on my

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life.
I tell stories about myself.

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I've, you know, been married for
a long time.

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I've had, you know, been a dad.
Now I'm a, I'm a grandpa.

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I've been a grandpa for about a
year and a half now.

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Congratulations.
That's awesome.

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Thank.
You when I was a dude.

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It's so good.
They're so much better than the

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kids we made, right?
Right, right, the.

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Cool thing about a grandkids
when when they shit themselves

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you can hand them to somebody
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You don't have to worry about
that.

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It's the coolest thing.
You get all the benefits and

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none of the work.
That's right, man.

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Now, now I'm going to do a
little a little coaching on the

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show.
I want you to sit up more

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because I don't want all that
gap between your head.

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You know what I'm talking about,
Matt.

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Like you're, you're you're.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
There you go.

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Because when we do.
Post we don't.

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Want you being this Damn, We
don't want you being this tiny

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guy.
There you go.

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That's much better.
Yeah, half.

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Half of your screen was Yeah,
half of your screen was empty.

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And that's that's that's a good
thing.

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Now, who's who's Cody?
Cody was on your arm.

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Is that kid your son or
grandson?

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Yeah, yeah.
That's, that's one of my sons.

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That's my other son.
OK, OK.

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That's I got Holden and Cody and
I got my daughter's name on my

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chest and I don't have anything
from a grandson yet.

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I went tiny man.
That's my, that's my son's name.

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That's my daughter's name.
I didn't know you had those.

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Yeah, yeah.
And then on the back of my

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wrist, I have my first
grandson's name and birthday.

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Well.
That's awesome dude, I didn't

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know you had any of those.
Yeah, they went 30.

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One episodes, is that all the
tattoos you got?

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It's just those, just those.
Ones.

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No, no, I got, I have about 14
total.

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But you can't.
You can't see them unless I'm

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Naked.
Well, we appreciate not looking

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at those.
Thank you.

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You're welcome.
Why some are true?

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Story and I appreciate your
sentiment as well, Matt.

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Yeah.
Yeah, some of you, if I had my

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shirt off, you could see some of
them.

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But I purposely, when I was
getting tattooed as a youth, I

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was like, I don't want to have
sleep now.

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If the band would have taken
off, I probably would have had

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sleeve art going on by now.
I get toyed with the idea if if

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we ever went anywhere, I would
tattoo my head.

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So, you know, I'm glad that
never happened because I don't

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think I'd like it if I had my
head tattooed now, no.

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Yeah.
But but.

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When I was, yeah, when I was
young, I was.

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I never wanted anything below my
wrists or above my collarbone.

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So that way, if I got to go to
Grandma's house and visit, I can

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put a long sleeve shirt on and
she don't have to look at none

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of it.
But then Grandma passed away, so

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this shit's about to go crazy.
I'm just kidding.

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I'm just kidding.
This is as far as it's going.

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I'm not getting anything above
my neck.

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Yeah, I love you, Grandma.
You see some people now that

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their grandparents and their
their skins all weathered and

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shit and they have the tattoos
that all faded and just kind of

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like blotchy shit.
That's.

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What we're all headed for.
And I and I want to, I want to,

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I want to tell my, I want to
tell my, my, my, my kids because

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they both are in the tattoos.
Like this is what the future

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lies if you keep getting shit
that everybody can see, Like my

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son, my full leg, Go ahead, go
ahead.

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No, you're, I wasn't trying to
cut you off, no.

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You're good.
Definitely tired.

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I have AI, have a bit about AI
used to do it.

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I don't do it anymore.
It's a old bit, but I did it

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about getting tattoos and you
know, thinking about the future

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was the most important thing.
So like, don't get whatever

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cartoon cartoon character is
popular right now, because if

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you get SpongeBob SquarePants on
your leg when you turn 60, it's

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just going to look like a cancer
spot.

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You know, if you got the Tasman,
if you got the Tasmanian devil,

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the Tasmanian devil when you
turn 60 is going to look like a

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poop emoji.
So, so, so true story on this

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shoulder.
Yeah, true story on this on this

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arm.
I have a Tasmanian devil.

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Then I and I did it because a
buddy of mine, like we were, no,

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we were like, hey, I'll get a
tat.

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If you get a tat.
Then he shows up a tattoo part

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and he's like, dude, where are
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I'm like, oh shit, seriously.
So I go up there and I didn't

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know what to get.
And so I got Taz.

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Now it's covered.
I covered it with an eagle so

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you can't see Taz at all, you
just see the the big eagle.

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But true story.
He's not friends with, you're

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not friends with that guy
anymore.

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No 'cause when he pulled his
bandage off he had no tattoo.

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No.
Oh, what a prick.

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And then and.
Then, but well, but then he had.

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Then he sat down to get one.
He's got that jabber jaw shark.

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Remember Jabber Jaw?
Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He's.
Got a shark with a list?

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Yeah, I covered mine now I did a
promo, you know.

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I did a promo for some shows
earlier in the year.

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My a buddy of mine is a tattoo
artist.

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That's how I'd get a bunch of my
stuff by Andrew Patterson, who's

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he's also a comedian.
But we went in and I and I he

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scuffed up my head real good
with paper towels to make it red

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and irritated.
And then he put a stencil on it

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and, and tattooed the word
comedy across my forehead and it

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looked very real.
And then we posted the video of

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it and we put it out there.
And then I used that picture on

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all of my Flyers and everything.
So people thought that I'd

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really gone and gotten comedy
tattooed on my forehead.

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And I used it for a bunch of
promo and people would show up

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to shows just to see if the
tattoo was real.

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So I'm not that dumb, but it was
a good idea.

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I.
Love it.

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I have been having Internet
problems all day, so 5.

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Whatever sells tickets.
Oh, I.

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I just thought my story wasn't
that funny.

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No, I, I, I legit, we've been
having, I was watching Chris.

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Freeze up, I was listening to
your story at the same time.

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All day long, like what the
hell?

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Like it's, it's like dragging
ass.

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I don't.
Know they don't have Internet

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out there in Arizona yet.
Man, so I don't know what's

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going on with the satellites.
This is weird, man.

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Sometimes it's smooth butter and
sometimes it's all choppy.

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So yeah.
Yeah, I don't.

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Yeah.
But don't worry, you're every

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time you freeze it's with a very
normal looking face.

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Every time you freeze, your
mouth's half open.

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It's so fucking frustrating man.
Technology's great when it

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works, and when it doesn't, it
just you want to scream.

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Yeah, I don't know what the
problem.

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Is we get frustrated when a call
doesn't go go through or when

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something like this happens.
But yeah, then we got to stop

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and think every once in a while.
It's still pretty goddamn

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amazing that we can have a
conversation and look at each

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other.
Dude, we had a live podcast from

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a band who was in the studio in
Cape Town, South Africa, and we

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were talking like you and I are
talking right now.

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It was.
Wow.

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Yeah, that's why that was in
Australia.

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Yeah, Australia.
And he had like maybe A5

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millisecond delay that was.
Really.

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Yeah, yeah.
See now.

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That's actually frozen.
For me, yeah.

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See, now I'm not frozen, but you
guys are frozen.

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Yeah, you're frozen.
It's.

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I'm at 33%, man.
I don't know what the Hell's

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going on today, but it's been
like this all day.

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No matter which one I was on,
it's just been dragging ass.

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I don't know what the deal is.
Yeah.

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That's great.
Everybody looks good to me.

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I mean, I mean you guys, you
guys look as good as you can

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look.
I guess I don't.

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I mean.
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely his

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if he's only at 33%.
Yep, Yep.

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And that's frozen.
Yeah, so you just caught up to

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us.
Yeah, yeah, Mike, just you just

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adjusted yourself in your chair,
Mike.

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OK, now you're in real time
because I just did that, Yeah.

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We're in real time now.
Welcome back to the show.

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We're back.
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Let's let's talk comedy, man.

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Who's your top five favorite
comedians?

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Great question.
Thank you.

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Top five, I'll give you of all
time, of all time, I'm going to

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go.
Richard Pryor.

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Yes, George Carlin.
Yes.

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OK, Don, Don Rickles.
No shit.

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Robin Williams.
Good.

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Robin Williams, Yeah.
No, that's four.

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That's my top.
Four and then Matt.

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Farrell I took my yeah, well,
I'd, I'd, I hope one of these

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days I can be with those guys.
But I'd say #5 is pretty

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unpopular.
The greatest comedy stand up

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special of all time is Bill
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That's the greatest one hour
special ever put out.

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I like.
I mean that was.

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I can't tell you.
Yeah, I like Norm.

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Norm MacDonald had a bit, he
goes.

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I'm just not a real big fan of
his later work.

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No.
No.

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I, I I I.
The funniest bit from himself

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that I still remember to this
day is the God damn Jesus

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Christ.
Yes, yeah.

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He couldn't figure out what his
name was.

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Right.
Yeah, yeah.

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I was 10 years old before.
I knew what my name was.

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God damn it, Get over Jesus
Christ, don't do that.

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Yeah, yeah.
I don't remember the exact thing

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that by far was because, number
one, it's the only time he's

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sworn the bit.
And Bill Cosby is such a very

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wholesome individual.
And it isn't crazy that he chose

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to use blasphemy as his one way
to swear.

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Right, well that.
Was a precursor to the dark.

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Side, obviously.
So let me ask you this.

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Little did we know.
Here's the way I look at it,

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Matt.
You got to separate the person

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from their acts, right?
So as a comedian, he's one of

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the greatest stand up comedians
of all time.

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You, you can't condone what he
did later like Norm MacDonald

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said.
For sure.

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I'm the same way with Ted
Nugent.

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I don't agree with his politics
but I love him as a guitar

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player, Right?
Yeah, right, Yeah, I mean, and

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there's there's obviously, I
mean, there's lots of people

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like that in the world.
And the the argument is we've

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all we've all done things that
we're not proud of.

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I mean, hopefully most of us
haven't raped, but but but yeah,

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I, I agree with you.
You can still appreciate

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someone's art and not approve of
the way they did other things in

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their life.
So for, I mean, and that's the

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reason that I was put in.
I mean, he's still, he's still

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one of the greatest to ever do
it.

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So it's, I mean, you can't take
that away.

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I agree.
But yeah, those those are my top

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five now that of course, I mean,
besides Bill Cosby, all the rest

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of them are dead.
But I think the greatest guys

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going right now are guys like
Shane Gillis, and Saint Gillis

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is an absolute killer.
Agreed.

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Bill Burr is always.
Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.

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Bill Burr is always going to be
one of my favorites.

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Bert Kreischer's.
Bert Kreischer's probably the

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hardest working comedian in
comedy.

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Tom Segura, you know, amazing.
Tom Segura's.

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Great.
Yeah.

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So I was just having this
conversation with some guys the

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other day is, you know the, the
reason, Rich, everybody looks up

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to Richard Pryor.
He changed the game.

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He's the one who brought big
theaters into play.

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He's the one that made big
theaters a thing.

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But now, and there used to be 5
or 6 guys that could do that.

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Now there's dozens of comics
that are playing arenas.

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They they're not even doing
theaters.

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They're doing like full on
arenas and they're selling those

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out, you know, two or three
times in a weekend.

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Yeah, yeah.
Kevin Hart, Bert Kreischer.

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I mean, I don't know why, but
Joe Rogan, I I really like Joe

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Rogan.
I'm just not that big of a fan

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of his stand up, you know.
But yeah, the the comedy is

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comedy is rock'n'roll now.
Absolutely, yeah.

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Yeah, so.
I was surprised you didn't have

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Eddie Murphy in there.
Eddie Murphy is great.

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He's just not one of my top
five.

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OK, that's.
I think he.

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Quit the game too early.
Like he did the game but he

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quit.
But he quit.

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If you know anything about his
story, he quit the game because

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the label was trying then he was
too talented and and the label

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that he was with, he put out an
album, like an R beat album, and

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it was like off the hook and and
everybody like like censored him

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because you're like, what?
You can't do that.

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You can't be a multi faceted
artist.

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You just have to be in this box.
So I I think that controlling

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shit was a big reason why he
stepped away and just kind of

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like, you know, big middle
finger at the world, like, you

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know, but but he was he he could
have had a music career.

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He could have had a much more
dominating movie career.

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Obviously Saturday Night Live
changed his life and he just,

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and this is all hearsay.
It's whatever we read and and

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watched over the years.
But that was for all we know, he

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made.
A fuck ton of money and just

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decided to retire too.
Yeah, well, he's.

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Still, he's well, yeah.
I mean, that's.

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Definitely part of it's not
heavy.

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Yeah, he's just not heavily
involved, like.

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Eddie Murphy, which and back in
the day, every, every comedian's

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goal was either to get a sitcom
or get into the movies.

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That was, you did comedy, you
did stand up so that you can

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either get a sitcom or be in the
movies.

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And Eddie Murphy did that.
Yeah.

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And and Eddie Murphy did that
and he just kind of backed off a

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stand up.
And I mean, I've a great

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interview with him as Jerry
Seinfeld does that.

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Comedians in Cars getting coffee
on Netflix and the the one the

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episode that he has Eddie Murphy
on there.

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I mean, Eddie's just pretty
blunt about it.

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He's like, yeah, I just wasn't
writing anymore.

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This is just.
Like what?

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I didn't.
I didn't need to work that hard.

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So yeah, I like the fight.
Yeah, I mean Eddie.

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Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie
Murphy.

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Delirious is definitely one of
the one of the greats, you know?

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Oh, no question, RAW.
Yeah.

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Yeah, Eddie Murphy RAW was
definitely the purple suit, and

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then he had the red suit.
Yeah, I haven't watched too much

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Charlie.
Murphy.

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Eddie Murphy's brother.
Really I.

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Think he's way funnier than
Eddie.

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Oh yeah.
That's a Chris Rock's brother is

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a fantastic comedian, too.
That's what I've.

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Heard.
I've never heard him, but I've

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heard that he's a great
comedian.

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And he does.
He does stuff here lately.

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He'll get hecklers at his show
and he'll go, hey, listen, I'm

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not my brother, I'll hit you
back.

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Yeah, sorry.
Was pretty, you know, pretty,

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pretty funny outtake on it.
So but I like everybody.

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I think everybody knew as soon
as Will Smith slapped Chris

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Rock, that was going to change
things for comedy too, because

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it did it made people think that
they could stand up and and do

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shit, which I've never
experienced anything like that.

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I've never had anybody charge
the stage.

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I've had drunks walk up to the
stage to shake my hand in the

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middle of a set and like, hey
man, that's good.

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Can we hang out after, you know,
whatever.

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I've had other comedians where
I've had to break up fights

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because they have pissed people
off to the point where someone's

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charged the stage.
But I've never, I've never had

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anything.
But like I said, what's your

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most?
Awkward Heckler moment.

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Oh, that good?
Question, man.

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Most awkward Heckler I had a a
woman one time was drunk during

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my set and I don't I don't
remember what joke I was telling

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because it had no, it had
nothing to do with it, but she

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confessed to to cheating on her
husband in the middle of my

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joke.
No, Yeah, and it's you don't

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like like what the fuck am I
supposed to say now?

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Congratulations.
Like I don't like.

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I didn't know what to say.
That's that one was that one was

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pretty damn awkward.
But most of most of my weird

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heckles come from drunks who
just say random shit anyway.

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Sure.
But yeah, I think that was the

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most awkward is because
everybody in the bar or it

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wasn't even a bar, it was AI
think it was like we're doing a

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brewery show or something and
everybody in there, she was

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crystal clear.
Everybody could hear what she

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said, perfectly clear.
So it was like record scratch,

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silence.
Everybody turns around and looks

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at her and she couldn't figure
out what she had done wrong.

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So it was like, well shit, where
do we go from here now?

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Was was your husband there?
No.

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No, but her.
She was there with her

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sister-in-law.
She was there with her husband's

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sister.
Oh wow, I don't think they rode.

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Home together.
Oh, that's crazy.

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Dude.
Yeah, it was girls night out and

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she confessed.
One too many tequila sunrises.

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Yeah, yeah.
But I've had, I've had other,

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I've had others.
Like I said, I've had a friend

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of mine, Wayne Morris, who's a
comedian from Texas, very funny

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guy.
He was watching and there was a

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table full of people that had
been talking through all the

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other comics sets, and he was
kind of keeping an eye on them.

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And he's like, all right, when I
go up there, I'm going to shut

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this down.
And I was like, all right, well,

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you know, there's good ways to
do it and bad ways to do it.

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I said, we'll handle it, right.
And he goes, OK, and he walked

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on stage and he did not handle
it right.

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Wound up being funny.
But it's, you know, language and

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and the way we use words and
what words mean.

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When we were growing up, we
called each other names that you

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can't even say in public
anymore, you know, because they

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they offend people.
So basically what?

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And that's what I don't know how
sensitive we are here on Twitch

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and YouTube.
I didn't want to say anything

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that was OK.
Good.

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Because what he said is, hey, if
you faggots will leave, I'll pay

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your bar tab.
And that's a big guy.

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Yeah.
So a big guy at the table turned

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around and said, what'd you say?
So he repeated it.

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And really, like, he was just
saying like, hey, you assholes

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leave, I'll pay your bar tab,
but you're ruining the show.

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But he used the F word and it's
a big guy, got up and charged

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the stage and I had to break
that fight up.

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But come to find out, the reason
they were all so chatty at that

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table is his nephew.
They had come there to this

451
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,320
place to sit down and visit so
that his nephew could come out.

452
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,840
Oh well, like nobody.
Else yeah, nobody else knew that

453
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,080
like Wayne, and certainly didn't
know that that had happened, but

454
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,560
you know.
That's the trigger of the guy

455
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,160
coming to the stage and picking
a fight because you dropped the

456
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,280
other.
Absolutely, yeah.

457
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:22,360
Wait a minute.
That's, you know, yeah.

458
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,560
And after it was all said and
done and everybody was outside

459
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,280
on the sidewalk, they're like,
oh, OK, yeah, that was just bad

460
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,480
timing.
We get it now.

461
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,840
But the fight had already
happened at that point.

462
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:37,640
So.
So he's like, yeah, I guess

463
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,800
we'll just sit on the sidewalk
and drink beer together now.

464
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,240
Guys high fiving the gay guy
for, hey, congratulations on

465
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,880
coming out, man, with more power
to you.

466
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,440
We don't give a shit, right?
And we didn't.

467
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,320
Mean anything derogatory by our
statement.

468
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,440
Yeah, yeah.
When?

469
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,960
I when, I when.
I when when I grew up and Mike

470
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,240
you can relate to this.
We grew up you you had we played

471
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,840
a game out in the front yard
called with smear the queer, the

472
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,080
queer right.
You got absolutely all the

473
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,080
neighborhood kids, one kids got
the football and you're supposed

474
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,880
to get from one end of the yard
to the other.

475
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,200
Now let.
Me ask you a question?

476
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,080
Yeah.
OK.

477
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,120
Did you know what that meant at
the time?

478
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,160
No.
Nor did I.

479
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,120
Nor did I fucking care.
Neither just.

480
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,280
Wanted to play.
The game with my friends, right?

481
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,360
I was happy to be included.
Yeah, I.

482
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,920
Think, I think back then like I
thought, I thought that I mean,

483
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,560
queer was just a funny thing to
call somebody, but we didn't

484
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,200
know what it meant.
It was just a.

485
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,520
Funny thing to say that we had
no idea what it meant.

486
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,320
There was no label to it.
It was.

487
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,400
It was and I.
Remember I remember my mom

488
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,880
saying I wish y'all would call
this game something else but she

489
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,800
still never explained why.
She just said, oh, I wish you

490
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,880
guys wouldn't say that word, you
know, come up with something.

491
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:48,400
I am 43.
OK, so we.

492
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,320
Got no not.
That's not true.

493
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,640
That's not true.
I just lied.

494
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,200
I'm 44.
I'm not real.

495
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,320
Good with numbers, Chris.
Got you by 1012.

496
00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,360
Yeah.
Oh yeah.

497
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,320
I'm 55.
I'm 55, OK?

498
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,640
Yeah, there you go, 50. 255,
yeah.

499
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,760
So yeah, we said all and you
guys are way.

500
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:13,160
Better with technology than me,
but well.

501
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,880
We.
Figured it out together.

502
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,400
I'm going to say right for sure.
Yeah, we have our moments.

503
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,920
We learned this.
The.

504
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,000
Start of this show that would
have frustrated this 130

505
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,160
episodes ago, we would've just
shut the damn thing off so all

506
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,080
right Matt, we'll call you back
again, you know, but he gives

507
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,360
me.
Way too much credit.

508
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,520
All I had was the idea and I
figured out how to do this

509
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,320
Riverside thing and the rest of
it has been a lot of hours of

510
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:40,760
both of us putting in the time.
He does all the booking and just

511
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,560
trial.
And error.

512
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,160
Yeah, I know you found us quite
a while ago.

513
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,960
You've seen the progression and
what we've done from when you

514
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,800
started watching us to now.
And I mean, that's all him doing

515
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,360
his work and me doing mine.
So kudos to both of us.

516
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,520
Eclipse 200,000 views on
YouTube.

517
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,200
All organic, by the way.
We're not paying for views, not

518
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,000
paying for subscribers.
We're very proud of that, yes.

519
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,400
So many people will go out.
There and pay for the views and

520
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,960
pay for the subscribers and then
their numbers are skewed and

521
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,720
then their views are skewed it's
like no no, no, no, no we're

522
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,400
straight up we're going to baby
step this shit because then it's

523
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,760
all real and it's all organic
that's why when.

524
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,840
I brag about having 2100
subscribers and some moron will

525
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,800
say that ain't shit, man.
It's like, yeah, it is to me

526
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,480
because every one of those
people signed on because they

527
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,600
like to show it.
Chris.

528
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,480
None of us, we didn't pay money
to go out and get bots and shit.

529
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,760
You know, those are all people
that wanted to listen to what

530
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,960
we're doing and that's awesome.
Thanks for watching and signing

531
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,240
on.
And every week we get more

532
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,080
YouTube followers and we
appreciate it and.

533
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:49,560
Growing, growing on social media
is it's grueling.

534
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,600
It is a it's a long drawn out
grind.

535
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,080
That's like sometimes you'll see
something and it works and

536
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,680
you're like, why?
I don't understand why that

537
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,000
worked.
Can I, can I replicate and do

538
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,400
that again and it doesn't work?
No, you cannot.

539
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,360
Yeah.
And my biggest, my biggest

540
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,720
example of that is on TikTok.
I had a friend who talked me

541
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,800
into doing TikTok.
I wasn't even going to mess with

542
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,440
it because I don't think it'd be
perfect for the type of stuff

543
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,920
you do.
So I started doing it and I was

544
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,840
putting thought and effort into
making these videos and trying

545
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,560
to be funny and all this stuff.
And it was that I would go up by

546
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:25,520
four or five viewers at a time.
And then my son used to work at

547
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,040
a Dr. thru smoke shop and I, I
drove through.

548
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,880
Not a word is said in the whole
video.

549
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,960
I I pull up, I've got the camera
rolling as soon as he opens the

550
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,560
drive through window.
I flipped him off and then I

551
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,520
drove away and it got 1.8
million views and I'm like,

552
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,120
what?
All.

553
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,560
This.
All this other shit I've been

554
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:49,200
putting effort into get I'm
getting like 40 views.

555
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,880
I flipped my son off, no word
said 1.8 million and and then it

556
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,760
and then it blew up pretty quick
and I got to 10,000 followers on

557
00:26:56,760 --> 00:27:00,920
TikTok pretty fast from that.
So that was wild, yeah.

558
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,440
Yeah, hi, Michael.
It's OK, man.

559
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,400
Michael joined us.
He's late.

560
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,040
So I did.
I'm not.

561
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,360
I'm not big on TikTok either.
So I did.

562
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,680
I thought about shit, right.
And then we need to.

563
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,560
We put a chain out there for.
Ourselves and we had an event a

564
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,720
friend of mine runs a race
company like like 5 KS, 10 KS,

565
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,160
right.
So it was around Christmas time.

566
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:24,760
I was there to portray you one
of the Christmas.

567
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,160
I don't want to drop the bomb
because you don't know if

568
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,360
there's five year olds watching
us, but I was I was there to

569
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,280
portray one of the the the icons
for Christmas.

570
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,560
Follow me.
So once that was done and I was

571
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:40,640
just kind of hanging out this
these two, two or three guys on

572
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,200
bicycles like a cyclist, right?
They come, they come barreling

573
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,840
through the crowd.
I'm not barreling like, oh,

574
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,080
knocking people over, but we
have this crowd of like a

575
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,640
hundred 150 people lining up for
this race and these cyclists

576
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,640
just decided it's it's their
space that they can just drive

577
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,320
through.
So they basically just drive

578
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,440
through the crowd of people
being total assholes about it.

579
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:04,480
So I had I was filming it just I
was filming something else and

580
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,920
this this happened.
So I just turned my camera that

581
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,200
way and then just watch the guy
go through the crowd and the

582
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,600
reaction.
Shit, I threw that up on TikTok

583
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,400
for the hell of it.
And like for me it was it was

584
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,920
crazy because I was like you,
you know, hundred 150 maybe if

585
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,560
that, and this thing got like
260,000 views and comments go

586
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,160
war.
And I'm like for what?

587
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,640
It was just this asshole going
through this crowd and now then

588
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,680
off with a bunch of kids and
stuff like talking smack because

589
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,720
there's a family run event.
It's called run your race

590
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,280
Arizona.
They put on events every month,

591
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,400
you know, fun run mile, fun
runs, 5 case, 10 case, things

592
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,200
like that.
But that thing just is for I

593
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,400
didn't go million, but it it
went viral enough for my world

594
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,720
that I was like, well, that's
crazy because, you know, it just

595
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,560
was a human element that I think
people buy into.

596
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:56,360
So maybe the fliing off, you
know, it's just it's a human

597
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,360
thing.
It's it's you know, it's like,

598
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,160
you know what shit, seeing a
seeing a taking a picture of a

599
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,280
bear in the woods and then
realizing that you're going to

600
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,880
get destroyed by that bear.
And they find your your phone

601
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,040
later and they have a picture of
you taking a picture of the bear

602
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,800
and that bear killed you.
It's the human interest fact,

603
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,600
right?
I just had this conversation.

604
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:19,600
At work today, the top podcast
other than NPR are all

605
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,800
unfiltered, uncensored podcasts.
So what does that tell you?

606
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,320
Well, and that.
And see, that's the thing.

607
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,160
So when I was on radio, when I
was on I Heart I, you can't.

608
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,160
They give you a list of words
like you can't.

609
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,720
Nobody listens to that.
Shit, anymore I know.

610
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,360
But that's what I'm saying.
When I was on it, like I had a

611
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,720
list, I couldn't say these
things and that's why.

612
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,240
We all gave up on that man once.
Matt just said it a little while

613
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,080
ago.
All this shit works good enough,

614
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,760
right?
Especially for once you put the

615
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,840
episode out there.
Now the Internet works.

616
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,400
Florida State Video audio.
People are going to consume what

617
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,160
they want to consume and be
proven over and over again that

618
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,560
they want real content, right?
They want to hear real people.

619
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,880
That's what made Rogue the
biggest podcast on the planet.

620
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,560
He had real people on there and
they talked like normal people.

621
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:09,680
They swore when it was necessary
and unnecessary.

622
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unnecessary, just like we're

623
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,800
doing.
They just had fun, right?

624
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,160
We're just having a conversation
here.

625
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,920
We're not interviewing Matt as a
comedian.

626
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,080
We're interviewing.
No, we're talking to Matt as a

627
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,880
person.
Yeah, yeah.

628
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,800
Just having the conversation.
I, I do think that that's, and,

629
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,960
and, and I mean the, the, the
conversation just being real

630
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,920
and, and just being conversation
style interview where you were

631
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,160
just talking back and forth.
I think that people will find

632
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,720
interest in that.
It's the same as reality TV.

633
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,720
They just want to see what's
going on in other people's

634
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,080
lives.
And then the other part of it is

635
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,360
as long as you're, as long as
your content is consistent, like

636
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,440
if you guys are doing a once a
week podcast, you can't skip a

637
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,880
week.
If you skip a week, you, you

638
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,440
lost viewers, you know, so
that's kind of a wild thing too.

639
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,880
So consistency and just being
quality content, but and, and,

640
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,320
and the quality is the part that
baffles all of us because we

641
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,320
think, oh, I've got to put hard
work and effort into it to make

642
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,000
it quality.
No, that's not the quality that

643
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,400
they're looking for.
The quality that they're looking

644
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,360
for is up to them.
You know, the, the type of

645
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,280
comedy I do.
Yeah, right.

646
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,720
The content, the quality and the
content of, of comedy that I do

647
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,400
is not for everybody.
Just like what you know the

648
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Andrew Dice Clay did wasn't it
wasn't for everybody.

649
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:33,800
But the group that finds you and
does like it, you got them and

650
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,200
they'll be there.
The.

651
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,480
The example I always use in the
music world, Matt, is Slayer.

652
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:44,960
Slayer had the most hardcore
fans ever, but it was the most

653
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,000
intense music, right?
So you're going to find that

654
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,600
select group of people that like
what you do.

655
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,680
And the cool thing about that is
they're going to be Rabbit,

656
00:31:54,880 --> 00:32:00,200
Pantera, Metallica, Slayer,
Those fans, will they eat, sleep

657
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:04,640
and breathe those bands?
Same thing with that.

658
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,040
If you're a Bill Burr fan,
you're a Bill Burr fan, you're

659
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,400
going to go consume whatever he
puts out there.

660
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,880
Bert Kreischer, right?
All the guys you named, I watch

661
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,360
all their stuff too because they
put out quality content.

662
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,360
I just saw Chris made a post on
a podcast page.

663
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,240
Somebody asked a question about
how do I get more viewers or

664
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,520
subscribers and he said 3 words,
Content, content, content,

665
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,720
right.
And then consistency.

666
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,560
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and that's all we've done

667
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,120
since March.
We learned in March by by just

668
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,880
me deciding, oh, we should try
this.

669
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,400
And in March we started, I
started putting up three reels

670
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,040
every day.
So every day there's three

671
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,720
things that drop.
If it's a show day, there's

672
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,160
only, there's two shorts in the
show.

673
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,040
So Sunday and Wednesday it's two
shorts in a show.

674
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,000
But every other day of the week
there's three, there's three

675
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,400
reels or three shorts that drop
between, you know, 30 and 55

676
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,240
seconds.
But it's constant.

677
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,760
And then Mike does the Instagram
stuff and it's constant.

678
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,920
It's consistent.
We'll do the same shit all the

679
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,040
time with different with
different things because like

680
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,400
we're 3 or 4 weeks, we're 3 or 4
shows ahead.

681
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,920
So your shorts that once we get
everything done, I'll e-mail you

682
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,160
your shorts.
You'll have them in a couple

683
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,240
weeks.
You can use them for whatever

684
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,560
you want, but then I stagger
them out different times of the

685
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,800
day, different days of the week.
So you're not just all Matt

686
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,520
Farrell seven days in a row.
It's you may be a 6:00 AM, you

687
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,840
may be a noon, you may be a 4:00
PM.

688
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,520
It'll randomly go throughout,
you know, wherever I'm at that

689
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,120
time right now.
I think I'm in September.

690
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Some weird.
Yeah.

691
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,440
You.
Know, but but that's the thing,

692
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,840
it's just it's constant content,
it's constant engagement.

693
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,360
There's constantly something
going on every single day on

694
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,840
this.
And it's, it's cool because I've

695
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,080
compared it to my my business
page, which I've had since 2003

696
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,360
on YouTube.
And the contrast is, is

697
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,680
unbelievable because my, my
business one, I'm just over half

698
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:57,720
million views, but from from
March to September, we're over

699
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:03,600
what 200,000 views we went from
like. 38,000 and at the end of

700
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,960
February to we just passed
201,000 today and that's just

701
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,080
shows.
You.

702
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,880
What you said.
Earlier, Matt, consistency and

703
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,639
content, he's been consistent
every day since March.

704
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,600
We're in September and our
subscribers are the ones that

705
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:25,040
really impressed me.
We went from like 63 subscribers

706
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:30,040
in May to 2089 sitting here
today, so.

707
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,600
And 22 countries now.
Yeah, which is cool.

708
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,960
We should be 23 that is.
Cool acoustic element.

709
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,199
They haven't watched the show.
Yeah, South.

710
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:42,600
Africa, Yeah, Once that show
drops in South Africa, we'll get

711
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,320
pick up South Africa as another
country.

712
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,480
That'll be 20.
Three, yeah, Which is?

713
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,000
Cool, that will be cool that.
Is cool.

714
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,159
That is cool.
Yeah.

715
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,960
That's I don't know how much as
far as like growing your social

716
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,200
media and stuff effects what you
guys do or what you're trying to

717
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000
do.
But like for comedians, it's it

718
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,080
used to be like I would have to
go and do a show someplace and

719
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:09,040
then if I wanted to get into
another club, the owner of this

720
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,800
club would kind of have to vouch
for me in order to be like, hey,

721
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,720
he's funny.
He can do this much time, He's

722
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:15,880
easy to work with.
Whatever.

723
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,040
Now music works they.
Don't even ask.

724
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,840
To see it like we used to, or we
used to have to send out EP K's.

725
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,240
You know, we'd send out a sample
of our work with our bio and all

726
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,400
that stuff, and then they would
review it, they'd watch our

727
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,840
video, and then I'd get back to
us.

728
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,520
Now they don't even ask for
that.

729
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,200
As soon as you reach out to the
club and go, you know, the show

730
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,800
interest that you want to be
booked there, they'll say like,

731
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,880
what's your Instagram handle?
I need to see how many followers

732
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,800
you have.
That's all it's about.

733
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,720
Everything's about followers.
How many, how many followers you

734
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:47,560
got on Instagram, TikTok,
Facebook, What it's all about

735
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,000
with like high?
Profile guest Chris just

736
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,840
encountered that within the last
week or two where, you know,

737
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,200
people are like, oh, you don't
have enough this or that or

738
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,640
whatever.
So I don't want to be on your

739
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,920
show.
And we're just like, whatever,

740
00:35:58,920 --> 00:35:59,760
cool, man.
Yeah.

741
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,120
You know, come.
Yeah.

742
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:08,000
And I don't, I, what I don't get
is because here's what I'm

743
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,400
banking on.
Like if I if I'm doing something

744
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,200
is like we're going to have this
interview, we're going to have

745
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,760
fun, we're going to visit, we're
going to cut up whatever five

746
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,280
years from now y'all blow up and
this goes huge.

747
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,080
Everybody's going to go back and
watch all your old stuff too,

748
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,520
right?
Or vice versa.

749
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,400
Like if you blow up.
Yeah, they're they're going to

750
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,240
want to find everything that
Matt Farrell did from before you

751
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:35,600
were famous until because I do,
you know, like I went back and

752
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,840
looked for Burrs old stuff and
Kreischer's old stuff.

753
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,800
And, you know, in the music
world, you want every bootleg

754
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,600
you can find or whatever band
you like.

755
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,000
You know, that's just human
nature is I want to consume

756
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,800
everything because I like these
people.

757
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,720
I agree with what you just said.
So for some people it maybe I

758
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:55,560
wish I would of, but I don't
even really think like that.

759
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,520
It's like if you want to come
back when you think we're big

760
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,440
enough, that's great.
Matt thought we were big enough

761
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,040
right now and we're happy to
have you here.

762
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,640
So I'm.
Going to be.

763
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,800
Honest with you, I didn't even
look to see how many followers

764
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,400
y'all had.
I really didn't like I saw one

765
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,520
of y'all had made a post, it
said, hey, we're looking for,

766
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,960
we're looking for new people to
come on our podcast who would be

767
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,200
interested.
I was like, fuck yeah, I'll do

768
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,920
it.
Like, I mean, what's it?

769
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,840
First of all, I'm getting to
meet.

770
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,080
I'm getting to meet two new
guys.

771
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,880
We get to visit, we get to hang
out, crack some jokes.

772
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,160
What else was I going to be
doing right now exactly?

773
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,000
Yeah.
Why not?

774
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,280
It doesn't make sense to me,
most people.

775
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,680
Have your attitude, man.
We have not had a problem

776
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,720
finding guests.
I am not crying about that.

777
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,400
I never will.
Because if we don't have a

778
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,200
guest, Chris and I, we've been
in a band together for years.

779
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,840
We've known each other for 30
years.

780
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,560
We could talk for from now until
eternity.

781
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,840
You know it.
But it's really cool.

782
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:48,840
That all of the sudden people
saw the worth of being on here

783
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,480
because number one, you can
promote yourself all you want.

784
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,240
We're not going to stop you from
saying, hey, I'm playing here,

785
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,680
I'm doing this, I'm doing that.
That's what we're here for.

786
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,400
Because if we didn't want that,
we would just do the show

787
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,200
ourselves, right?
And we don't.

788
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,280
Have a problem with you going
off screen and doing cocaine

789
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,760
like you just did so you know
it's all?

790
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,960
Yeah, you know those days are
over.

791
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,320
Fuck, there's a blow, dude.
Fuck, there's a blow.

792
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,000
Come on.
He's got he's got the jaw.

793
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,160
He's got the yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a smoke

794
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,560
in.
Oklahoma, it's like water.

795
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,800
You got to have Copenhagen.
Yeah.

796
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Copenhagen, Yeah, there you.
Go, I said I need to.

797
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,840
I wish these.
I wish these.

798
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,560
Pricks would sponsor me.
As much as I'm spending on that

799
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,840
shit, I might as well start
doing cocaine, it's cheaper.

800
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,640
What?
What?

801
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,520
What does that cost now because
when I stopped it was 4 bucks a

802
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,400
can.
Even even at like the Indian

803
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,600
smoke shops, it's almost $10 a
can now.

804
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,720
Oh my.
God shit.

805
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,360
Yeah, not that's, that's not as
expensive as they impact

806
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,040
Marlboros, though.
Hell, cigarettes are, which

807
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,320
I've, I mean, I've never been a
smoker, so I didn't ever deal

808
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,520
with that.
Yeah, that's.

809
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,160
Insane.
Yeah, and it's made.

810
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,760
In America, so there's no
tariffs on it.

811
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,080
I don't know why it should cost
so much.

812
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,240
Because they can't.
Taxes, yeah.

813
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,120
Yeah, because they can't.
Because they can't.

814
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,680
Yeah, that's a oh, that's that's
another thing.

815
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,080
That's another thing I don't do.
OK, you don't.

816
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,120
You don't swallow.
You don't swallow.

817
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,520
That's the personal question,
Chris.

818
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,400
I don't think it.
I don't think it's.

819
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,280
We don't know each other that
well yet, man.

820
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,920
Kind of coming at me with some
hardball questions right out of

821
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,640
the gate, man, We got that's the
shit.

822
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,880
No, dinner hadn't even been
discussed.

823
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,160
No, I ain't swallowing without
dinner with the hell shit man.

824
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,000
And I'm.
And I'm always laughing to the

825
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,800
party.
He he didn't even consider my

826
00:39:44,800 --> 00:40:01,040
feelings at all.
Yeah, yeah, I have.

827
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,560
If this was.
If this was an interview, that

828
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,760
shit never would have come out
of my mouth, man, because that's

829
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,480
just for all organic fucking
conversation, man.

830
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,280
That's fucking great.
Yeah.

831
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,520
That's the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

832
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,520
Because I, I chewed for years,
man.

833
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,960
Years and years and years.
I stopped.

834
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,880
I ran on, I ran out of chew on
4th of July weekend and I was at

835
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,880
home kicking back in the
recliner and I grabbed my can.

836
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,280
It was empty.
I'm like, I don't want to go to

837
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,640
the store.
There you go.

838
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,400
Haven't chewed since.
Yeah.

839
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,320
I'm hoping that that happens
with me.

840
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,520
I quit drinking well before I
stopped chewing, Mike.

841
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,440
I I still, I still, I still
chew.

842
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,040
I couldn't when I stopped
drinking.

843
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,280
I have over 20 years sober,
Matt.

844
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,760
When I stopped drinking, there
was no way in hell I was

845
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,160
stopping chewing.
Congratulations.

846
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,640
At the same time.
That thank you.

847
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,800
That would have been insane.
But I did stop.

848
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,320
I don't remember how long.
How long after I stopped

849
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,840
drinking.
That I don't because I don't

850
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,640
remember.
It was such a it was such a

851
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:02,200
random thing like Nikki was in
Oregon with Jake visiting at a

852
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,920
friend and legit I, I showed
houses all weekend and came

853
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,480
home.
It was like 4:00 in the

854
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,600
afternoon.
I, I and I just, I sat down, was

855
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,440
chilling out watching, I think I
was watching baseball and I

856
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,920
grabbed, I grabbed my can.
I'm like, oh fuck, I'm out of

857
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,840
chew.
I looked at my watch.

858
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,280
I'm like, I don't want to go to
the store.

859
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,120
And legit, I just, I, I just
stopped right then and there

860
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,080
because I didn't want to go to
the store.

861
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,960
Hell yeah.
And and that's I've always, I've

862
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,360
always heard and I've always
told people is like, you're not

863
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,600
going to quit until you're
ready.

864
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,080
No, when you're ready, you can
do it, you know, but you can't

865
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,880
quit for nobody.
It's the same with drinking too.

866
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,160
You know, you can't do it for
nobody else.

867
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,960
If if it's if it's not for you,
it's not going to work.

868
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,080
No, agreed.
And I I that's one thing.

869
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,320
That we I tried out for because.
We're both.

870
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,400
Recovered addicts.
So there's nobody that can tell

871
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,000
you that you're going to change,
that's ever going to affect

872
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,200
anybody?
Nope.

873
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,080
Yeah, no.
It has to be for you.

874
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,640
I dried out for for several
years.

875
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,280
I've kind of gotten pretty bad
off.

876
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,320
And so I which my problem was
never, I could not drink.

877
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,400
I just couldn't stop if I
started.

878
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,480
So it was easy to not drink.
Yeah.

879
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,600
So I, I, I quit drinking for a
little over three years and I

880
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:23,600
didn't drink anything at all.
And then we were, we were on a

881
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,880
road trip somewhere.
It's just my wife and I and we'd

882
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,160
gone to a restaurant right next
door to our hotel and she's a

883
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,120
hey, like, no, no, Jay, if you'd
like to have a drink with your

884
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,840
meal, We got we're walking to
our room.

885
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,120
It's no big deal.
And I was like, all right, I

886
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,840
think.
And I kind of ease back into it,

887
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,280
but I'm still very cautious.
Like I, I might have a beer or

888
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,800
two here and there, but I don't
drink whiskey or any kind of

889
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,280
liquor or nothing at all
anymore.

890
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,600
I'm a, I'm a couple beers here
and there kind of guy now.

891
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,400
That's kind of where I'm.
At Matt I I was lucky that

892
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:01,040
alcohol that my body chemistry
just doesn't work with it.

893
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,000
So unfortunately it did with
drugs.

894
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,800
You.
Know everybody's.

895
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,880
Body chemistry is different, so.
For whatever reason, that worked

896
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,400
perfect I could.
I could handle the whiskey, but

897
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,080
I couldn't handle the cocaine.
But I still tried it, you know?

898
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:24,200
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a I've cocaine was

899
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,800
always something that I'll say
of all the of all of that, that

900
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,320
I ever did.
I never paid for it.

901
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,880
I was always just around and
other people would have it and

902
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:36,440
it wasn't, it wasn't very far
into that before I was, I just

903
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,440
stopped and I was like, I could
see how this becomes a problem.

904
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,920
I think I'm going to start
turning it down and and I did

905
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,720
and I was at but, but I think
that's the only thing I've ever

906
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,480
shown that kind of self
restraint with.

907
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,360
Certainly there's been other
things in other things in life

908
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,840
that have gotten a hold of me
that I had to work really hard

909
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,600
to get rid of.
But that one, I was just at a

910
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,080
party one time.
I was at, man, this is, I see

911
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,200
how this becomes a problem
because this is fun.

912
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,400
I think I'm going to stop doing
this.

913
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,920
I'm just going to start turning
it down.

914
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,120
Here's the way that I was able
to do that.

915
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Don't ever do cocaine because
you'll love it.

916
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,480
I say the same speech every
time.

917
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:18,120
Yeah, you'll love it.
And now by my kids, my kids

918
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,880
growing up, of course, all my
kids are grown.

919
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,760
My youngest is 18 now.
And my, my, my plea to all of

920
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,440
them has always been no pills,
no powder, no pills, no powder,

921
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,320
you know, go smoke some weed.
Go smoke some weed.

922
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:30,880
Do it.
Be safe.

923
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,160
You want to You want to drink?
Drink with.

924
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,320
Friends drinking, drinking,
controlled situations.

925
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,640
Don't drive.
Do it the way you're supposed to

926
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,080
do it.
But no pills, no powder.

927
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,160
And now it's terrifying but you
have no idea what's in shit.

928
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,840
They cut it with everything.
Well now the guys fentanyl is

929
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,320
just out of control.
Now they have.

930
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,080
A new fentanyl which is like 100
times or 1000 times more

931
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,120
powerful than the fentanyl that
was before.

932
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,000
I just saw it on a documentary I
watched two nights ago.

933
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,480
Which I don't understand.
Crazy the drug dealers mindset

934
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,320
of that, right?
You're, you're a drug dealer.

935
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,920
Your entire world is wrapped
around people buying your

936
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,960
product, getting high and coming
back to you, right?

937
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,640
So you need to return.
Business.

938
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,480
Let's look at.
Cigarettes, right, right.

939
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,320
Cigarettes.
Brilliant, right?

940
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,640
Cigarettes did exactly what it's
the epitome of of creating an

941
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,920
addict and making sure they kept
coming back for more for years,

942
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,480
decades, decades, right?
Because they just kept adding a

943
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,040
little bit more, just a little
bit more.

944
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,680
Oh, here's a different flavor.
Here's a different filter.

945
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:37,400
Kills 5. 100,000 people a year
right?

946
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,080
Tell me again how much they care
about your safety exactly.

947
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,440
So.
Drug.

948
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,880
Dealers need to take a page from
the tobacco companies.

949
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,200
Well, I think today's.
Drug.

950
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,320
Dealers are smart.
As you talk, excuse me, I think

951
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,680
today's drug dealers are stupid.
As you talk to a guy like Pablo

952
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,640
Escobar apparently knew what he
was doing because he understood

953
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,440
getting people hooked and them
coming back, right?

954
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,000
Exactly.
If.

955
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,600
That was the.
Size.

956
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:11,240
Of a pin inside some cocaine of
fentanyl will kill your user

957
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,800
then how much more cocaine can
he buy from you that's my.

958
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:20,000
Point I don't I don't understand
the mindset of the drug dealer

959
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,560
in today's world like like
that's not a good business

960
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,320
model.
No, you know that's a.

961
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,680
Have you ever seen it?
You ever seen the movie American

962
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,240
Gangster?
Yes.

963
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,600
Yes.
With.

964
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,240
Denzel Washington about Frank
Lucas Perfect business model.

965
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,600
He, he, he gave them the most,
the most pure product at the

966
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,600
best price and they were hooked
and they never went away.

967
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,520
They his business would never go
away.

968
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,240
Well, here's an analogy.
Perfect business model.

969
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,320
Here's an.
Analogy if Matt Farrell went to

970
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,360
his next gig and he shot
everybody in the crowd, which

971
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,280
he's not going to have any
return business, right?

972
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,720
They they might have laughed for
that night, but they're not

973
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,240
coming back well.
And that man, I think your.

974
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,040
Analogy.
Your analogy just went to

975
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:04,640
fucking level 10.
There.

976
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,920
I was just holy shit.
Well, I feel much more

977
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,480
comfortable if we use this
analogy about somebody else.

978
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,040
Don't.
Don't claim Matt Farrell's out

979
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:17,880
here shooting people shit, man.
How about, how about, how about,

980
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,280
how about this concept?
Matt Farrell goes on stage in

981
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,240
front of 500 people and tells
them all they're a bunch of

982
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,120
fucking assholes and walks off.
They're never going to come back

983
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,600
to see you again.
You're going to go actually,

984
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,160
maybe not though, because you'll
go that'll go viral on TikTok

985
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,160
because it'll be like Matt
Farrell comedian just tells the

986
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,520
entire audience to fuck off and
leaves the stage.

987
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,280
So then there's no no publicity,
bad publicity, right?

988
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,000
So there's no good ones are
going to.

989
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,000
Come right and.
They're going to find out what's

990
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,040
wrong with Matt Farrell.
Then Matt Farrell goes off this

991
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,000
little tangent over here and
these these and then people love

992
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,920
a train wreck.
So they're going to watch this

993
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,520
is this is gold Matt, you should
write this down.

994
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,640
So you're going to go on a train
wreck event and then it's pretty

995
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,160
simple I'm.
Following without writing it.

996
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,840
And then you're going to bring
it, you're going to bring

997
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,240
yourself back up and you're
going to be redemption.

998
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,040
So you're going to have this
wave of of chaos and emotional

999
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,360
writing and people are going to
embrace you and love you because

1000
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,280
you came back from the pits of
hell from telling the people to

1001
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,640
fuck off.
Then you're going to have

1002
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,480
Netflix episodes and you can let
Mike and I open for you.

1003
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,480
We'll do an acoustic set, man, I
feel.

1004
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,920
I feel like this is a long game.
You're talking about playing a

1005
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,920
long game here.
We got to build.

1006
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,960
We got to build up.
We got to build up, then we got

1007
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,400
to crash, then we got to
disappear for a year and then

1008
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,880
make a redemption, right?
Yeah.

1009
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040
I mean, I like the I like, I
like the idea.

1010
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,680
I just don't know if I have the
patience like a.

1011
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,600
Phoenix right from there.
Fair enough.

1012
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,640
Fair enough.
I could see.

1013
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,720
I could see that.
How long you been doing comedy?

1014
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,880
A little over 10 years, a little
over 10 years ago, or maybe a

1015
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,840
little over 11 years now.
I guess is the first time I ever

1016
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,720
did comedy.
But then my kids, my kids were

1017
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:00,200
still in school and they were
very active in sports and

1018
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,640
activities.
So I just kind of did it

1019
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,440
whenever I could.
So I wasn't really pursuing it.

1020
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,760
And then the last, the last
three years, this is all I do.

1021
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,560
So the whole time I don't have
those.

1022
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,720
Yeah, yeah, you wake up.
You wake up funny, you go to bed

1023
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,120
funny.
Now do you try which means

1024
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,000
which?
Means, which means that we're

1025
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,400
broke, right?
Well, so, so when, when, when,

1026
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,400
when, when, when I write songs,
right, when I, cuz I do the

1027
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,560
lyrics and come up with the
melodies and stuff, I give it to

1028
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,640
Mike, he does the music.
So when I write a song, it can

1029
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,080
just be a happenstance.
Like I'd be sitting here looking

1030
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:37,920
at a cup.
Oh shit.

1031
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,200
And then all of a sudden the
muse pops in my head and, and

1032
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,480
here's a song I write in two
seconds, you know, 2 minutes,

1033
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,040
whatever exactly.
Is it the same?

1034
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,680
Is it the same kind of vibe with
you as a comedian with bits?

1035
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,600
You just see something that's
funny and you write it down and

1036
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:53,560
all of a sudden you have this
bit. 100% I've got notebooks.

1037
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,760
Notebooks just full of stuff.
If if I was smart I would start

1038
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,760
using my phone to actually keep
notes on, but I don't.

1039
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,040
There's some notes in there but
I still never think about it.

1040
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,600
So I still walk around with a
big yellow pad and an ink pen

1041
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,800
and it's always like I at least
got one out in the car.

1042
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,360
I take a backpack with me almost
everywhere I go because if I

1043
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,720
think of something, I have to
write it down.

1044
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,840
And a lot of times I'll just
write down the idea and then two

1045
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,600
or three days later I'll come
back and I'll look at it and

1046
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,240
I'll go, the fuck was I talking
about?

1047
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:22,640
I mean, that doesn't even sound
funny.

1048
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,240
So I just got to draw a line
through it.

1049
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,160
So I got to, I got to be a
little bit more detailed.

1050
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,360
Otherwise I'll forget what I
thought was funny about it.

1051
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:34,200
But yeah, I wind up with a
matter of fact where I live is

1052
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,080
it's an hour and a half one way
to the closest open mic.

1053
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,160
I said I don't live, I don't
live close to, I don't live

1054
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,440
close to any of the big cities.
There's not really any place for

1055
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,960
me to go practice.
So if I work on new stuff plus

1056
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,400
we go to open mics at like the
clubs, they give you 4 minutes,

1057
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,760
which in 4 minutes is really
hard to.

1058
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,040
Yeah, I mean, if you a really
generous club might give you 7

1059
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,320
minutes, but yeah, it's that's
hard to work out new material in

1060
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,320
that time.
So what I did is 8 miles from my

1061
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:03,760
house.
Wow.

1062
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:08,320
Yeah.
So 8 miles from my house,

1063
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,480
there's a there's a little Bar
and Grill that's about 8 miles

1064
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,200
from where I live.
And the guy had reached out to

1065
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,000
me goes, hey, would you be
interested in a comedy show

1066
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,360
here?
I said, I'll tell you what I'll

1067
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:17,600
do.
I'll come and do a show.

1068
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,840
They're free every month.
And really, I just created my

1069
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,280
own open mic.
So I invite other comics that I

1070
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,400
know to come.
And it's just a place for me to

1071
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,600
work out new material.
And last month I went in there

1072
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:36,080
with a a notebook just full of
all brand new stuff.

1073
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,200
And I did probably 50 minutes on
stage of all material that I've

1074
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,840
never even said out loud before,
just working stuff out.

1075
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,520
So but yeah, that is it.
Yeah, it's the exact same way.

1076
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,360
The what?
I saw something on your page.

1077
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:55,520
The Okie Okie, no the.
Yeah, the Okie stateroom.

1078
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,840
That's a brand new venue that
just opened.

1079
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,840
A young lady named Kenzie bought
that place and and she renovated

1080
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,560
it.
It's a old, you know, like you

1081
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,080
drive through small towns,
they've got the old theaters.

1082
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,840
Sure.
She it's one of it's one of

1083
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,440
those and she bought it and
completely renovated it and that

1084
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,920
it's mostly for music.
We're the we're the first and

1085
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,200
only comedy show that she'd had
so far.

1086
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,320
We packed that place out and it
was a hell of us.

1087
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,440
It was such a good time, such a
good time.

1088
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,000
That's awesome, man.
Yeah.

1089
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,080
So where's the?
Where's the bar you go to once a

1090
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,520
month that's 8 miles from your
house?

1091
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,360
It's in Apache, OK, which is a
town of about 3000.

1092
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,880
Like it's a very small town.
I don't even.

1093
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,400
Hell, it might not even be that
big, but so after a while it

1094
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,000
gets to where everybody there
knows you.

1095
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,200
So if you tell a joke and they
don't like it, they'll tell you.

1096
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,120
They'll just be honest with you.
It's like telling jokes to your

1097
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:57,400
friends and you know, or, or a
black room, an all black room,

1098
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,480
which I tell people this all the
time.

1099
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,800
They're like, Hey, what's
something every comedian should

1100
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,720
do?
Every comedian should go perform

1101
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:07,320
in an all black room because
black people do not sugar coat

1102
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,240
shit you.
Know what I'm?

1103
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,160
Saying like they'll like if
you're in a black room.

1104
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,840
If you tell a joke and they
don't like it, they don't wait

1105
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,080
until after the show to tell
you.

1106
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,080
They tell you while you're on
stage, they'll tell you to leave

1107
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,600
if they don't like it, right?
Yeah.

1108
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,160
It's so it's and it's the, it's
the best.

1109
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,400
It's the best thing in the
world.

1110
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:30,400
So now, like as musicians, y'all
can sit in a studio or a

1111
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,400
practice room or something and
y'all can practice the song over

1112
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,000
and over and over and over until
you feel like you got it down.

1113
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,720
And then you go and put it in
front of an audience.

1114
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,920
Whereas with comedy, you write
it down.

1115
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,520
I can't practice it until it's
in.

1116
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,040
It has to be in front of an
audience is where it's practice.

1117
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,280
So I I live and die by the
audience's reaction.

1118
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,240
That's a legitimate.
Point now.

1119
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,600
I, I feel pretty confident in my
judgment, you know, as in like,

1120
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,280
hey, I think this is really
going to work.

1121
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,160
If I put this joke before that
joke and it can lead into

1122
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:05,040
something else, I can kind of
write that whole thing and, and

1123
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,920
make it work together.
But sometimes it don't.

1124
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,720
Sometimes you go up there and
the room's just quiet and you're

1125
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:15,640
like, OK, let me just mark that
one off the fucking list because

1126
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,120
that shit was not funny,
apparently.

1127
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,560
You know, You know, sometimes
you just got to figure it out

1128
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,280
the hard way.
Well, you need.

1129
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,760
The audience to work out your
timing too, right?

1130
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,680
Yeah, yeah.
And different audiences are

1131
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:32,160
different.
Sure, you know if you're.

1132
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:36,120
Doing If you're doing a a bar
show, your comedy has to be

1133
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:40,360
faster because if you if you put
pauses or hesitations in between

1134
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,080
your jokes, you know it doesn't
take long for a drunk to get

1135
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,880
distracted, right?
Right.

1136
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:50,720
So if I, if I tell a joke and I,
yeah, and I put a pause in the

1137
00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:54,760
middle of my joke, then that
drunk is like, oh, did you hear?

1138
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,760
I just reminds me of a joke I
heard one time.

1139
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,160
They'll turn and start talking
to their friend.

1140
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:01,040
Now you got to get them back.
So in, in bar shows, your comedy

1141
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,640
has to be faster.
In, in bigger venue shows or

1142
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,760
theater shows, you can slow
down, take your time, you can

1143
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:09,920
stretch, you can allow for the
laugh to build.

1144
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,160
So it is different.
The timing is different

1145
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,200
depending on your audience and
the venue.

1146
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:18,080
But timing is, I mean, that's
what I've got a joke about that

1147
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,560
right now.
So is, you know, I don't know if

1148
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,560
you know this, but it's a it's
while you're while you're having

1149
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,400
sex with your wife is a bad time
to run a new joke by her.

1150
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,600
It's just bad timing.
And I don't know if you know

1151
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:34,200
this, but comedy is all about
timing, you know.

1152
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,560
So that's a new joke that I just
run a couple weeks ago, you

1153
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,400
know, but sometimes in the
Middlesex I'll think it's

1154
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,720
something funny and I try to run
it by her and she just doesn't

1155
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,040
appreciate my humor.
You know, I wouldn't.

1156
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,440
I wouldn't.
Imagine so.

1157
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,720
Yeah, no.
Is everything my wife's side of

1158
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,560
that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1159
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,760
she is my wife's.
Because like my wife made a

1160
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,480
point.
His wife doesn't get his.

1161
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,280
Humor.
No, she, I mean she she doesn't,

1162
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,160
she gets my humor, but she
doesn't think the general

1163
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,920
population would get my humor is
what it is.

1164
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:12,160
Like she so there, yeah.
There are definitely things that

1165
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,120
I've come up with, like I run
jokes by my wife all the time

1166
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,520
and she and there's things that
she's like, I don't think you

1167
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:19,000
should say that.
I don't think you should say

1168
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,200
that in front of people.
And I've got to tell her, well,

1169
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,120
hey, I need you to trust me
because I I know that this joke

1170
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,040
will work, but she looks at it
as oh, don't say that.

1171
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,920
That could be offensive.
I don't want you.

1172
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:31,440
She doesn't want she's worried
about me getting hurt by it,

1173
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,720
about people being mad at me or,
you know, or or, you know,

1174
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:37,280
unfollowing me laughing and and
I'm like, not laughing.

1175
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,040
Yeah, or not laughing, but that
hurts the worst.

1176
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:43,560
There's would you not?
Agree, Matt, that comedy, more

1177
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:47,960
than anything, has to push the
boundaries of societal norm.

1178
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,080
Yeah, that's the point.
The point of comedy is we're

1179
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,080
we're saying things that other
people can't or probably

1180
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,160
shouldn't say in a in a work
setting or at their family

1181
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:05,920
dinner table, I think even.
More importantly than that, it's

1182
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,800
you have to be very careful to
get people to understand that

1183
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,520
you are also literally saying
things you do not mean right

1184
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,600
just to get a reaction from
people.

1185
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,880
You might not.
Believe that. 100%.

1186
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,840
Right.
Yeah.

1187
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,920
And that they're they're a. 100%
true.

1188
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,480
Yeah, some.
Some versions of comedy are

1189
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,080
definitely that.
It's people saying Anthony

1190
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,760
Jeselnik is a a hilarious
comedian.

1191
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:39,360
It's very dark and he, he might
have a joke about, you know,

1192
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,640
well, you know, I didn't want to
do it, but she, she couldn't run

1193
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,360
away, so I had to fuck her.
You know, obviously he didn't do

1194
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,440
that to somebody who was
physically unable to get away.

1195
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:51,680
But he just says it is dark off
the wall.

1196
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,040
Like, like, you know, shock jock
type type humor.

1197
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,200
And that's why it's not humor.
You're right.

1198
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,960
And that's not the style of
comedy that I do.

1199
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:06,680
Yeah, right.
That's, that's not, that's not

1200
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,880
the style of comedy that I do,
but it is important.

1201
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,920
Like I also like, I won't do
anything political.

1202
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,640
I don't do anything about
politics.

1203
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,640
And I always tell people, first
of all, yeah, so I've had, I've

1204
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:25,440
had people ask me to do like I
talk shit about Biden or talk

1205
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,160
shit about Trump or talk shit
about.

1206
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,200
And I'm like, I, I just don't do
political comedy.

1207
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,640
They're like, why not?
I'm like, well, first of all,

1208
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,960
I'm not smart enough.
I'm not, I'm not educated enough

1209
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,240
to joke about those things.
People who do political comedy

1210
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,640
well are very intelligent
people.

1211
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,760
You know, Lewis Black is
extremely smart.

1212
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,560
Yes.
And the other reason I don't do

1213
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:49,640
it is, and this is an example I
gave a guy in Amarillo, TX who

1214
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,280
was ready to fight.
I said, here's the thing.

1215
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,840
I said I could sit up here and
talk about how big of a whore

1216
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,240
your mom is and how everybody in
this bars had a turn, and you

1217
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,800
would think that that's
hilarious.

1218
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,320
But if I talk shit about the guy
you voted for, you'll want to go

1219
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,520
out in the parking lot and
fight.

1220
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,400
Now this is a guy who doesn't
know you, he's never met you and

1221
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:10,560
doesn't give a shit about you,
but you feel so strongly about

1222
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,200
your politics that you'll fight
for it.

1223
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,280
And it doesn't make sense to me,
so I just don't do it.

1224
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,360
I always find that.
Adorable man that just, yeah.

1225
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,160
Those kind.
Of people are adorable to me,

1226
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,320
it's like.
You haven't really.

1227
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:26,520
Thought this through and that's
where we have to part ways, you

1228
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,680
know the only the.
Only way politician comedy,

1229
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,600
political comedy works is, is is
impressions.

1230
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,160
If you're up there doing
impressions of Clinton and, and,

1231
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,000
and, you know, I can imagine if
you had what is it?

1232
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,280
What, what Frank Callendo doing
fucking Biden, Obama, Trump and

1233
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:48,040
Clinton in one bit going voice
to voice to voice to voice.

1234
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,960
Doesn't matter.
What the hell is hilarious,

1235
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,520
right?
That shit would be funny as

1236
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,840
hell.
So that to me is the only way

1237
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,720
that the political aspect of
comedy can can work is when

1238
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,360
you're doing impressions.
Because then it doesn't matter

1239
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,040
what you're saying.
You're just like, holy shit.

1240
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,640
It just sounds just like
Clinton, you know, or I mean,

1241
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,560
right, Right.
You know but but.

1242
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:10,040
You're right, then you.
Got you, got the, you got the

1243
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,880
guys like Lewis Black who are
He's not talking shit about the

1244
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,120
Republican Party or about the
Democratic Party.

1245
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,840
He's talking shit about
politics.

1246
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,600
He's he's a just two.
He goes.

1247
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,040
It's right wing and left wing.
I'm not sure you understand.

1248
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,840
Every bird's got 2 fucking
wings.

1249
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,200
It's the same bird and he ain't
worth the shit.

1250
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,480
What did George?
Carlin, tell us it's a big club

1251
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,680
and you ain't in it.
That's right, that's one of the

1252
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:36,520
best jokes ever.
And it wasn't a joke, it was

1253
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,160
here's where you're getting
fucked, but there's nothing you

1254
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,960
can do about it because it's a
big club and you ain't in it.

1255
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:47,080
Right, yes, I mean, and those
guys and, and I don't even know

1256
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,280
if how harsh George Garland was
about the government.

1257
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,920
I don't I don't even know if his
comedy would fly nowadays

1258
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,680
because people are so polarized
by by politics and and the

1259
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,960
things that are going on the
world right now.

1260
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,480
It's it's just so polarized.
I don't know if it would even

1261
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:06,840
work now because people are so
they're they're so personally

1262
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,760
invested in something that's not
invested in them.

1263
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:11,480
And that doesn't make sense to
me.

1264
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,760
It doesn't make.
Sense so now back to the another

1265
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,360
for all common.
I got your.

1266
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:22,160
Comedy shit.
OK, so this is the name drop

1267
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,280
type moment here is there,
what's the, what's the, what's

1268
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:30,800
the, I don't know, the biggest
comedian you ever like opened

1269
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,960
for or, or were on stage with,
you know, something to that

1270
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,120
effect that that was like, wow,
that's yeah.

1271
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,960
It's like one of those moments
where you're like, holy shit, I

1272
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:42,920
just did a show with this guy.
Yeah, I just recently did.

1273
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:48,840
AI just recently opened for Jon
Reep, which was kind of a a last

1274
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:52,200
minute He he made a post and
he's like, hey, anybody want to

1275
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,400
come open for me in at this
town, at this theater?

1276
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,840
And I was on my way back from a
show the day before and it was I

1277
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,760
kind of it was 40.
It had been 45 minutes.

1278
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,040
I'm away.
So I just sent him a message.

1279
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,160
I was like, yeah, I can do it.
He said come on.

1280
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,600
So I went and I got to open for
him.

1281
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:11,080
But then probably probably the
biggest name that I've worked

1282
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:16,280
with and and a guy that I want
to give props to is David

1283
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,720
Koechner.
Do you even, do you even know

1284
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,480
who David Koechner is?
I don't.

1285
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,880
I don't know, doesn't ring a
bell you.

1286
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,800
For sure know who he is, you
just didn't know that was his

1287
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,000
name.
You ever seen Anchorman?

1288
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,760
OK, the weird guy with the funny
mouth, the.

1289
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,240
Yeah, yeah.
What I mean, OK, Yeah, yes.

1290
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,080
I was thinking that when you
said that.

1291
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,440
I was thinking that when you
said that.

1292
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:41,520
But the way his name is spelled
out, it doesn't.

1293
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,640
You don't think it would sound
like it looks like coach?

1294
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,560
It looks like Coach, yeah.
Yes, yes.

1295
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:48,880
But when they're doing afternoon
delight, he was the one that.

1296
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:51,920
OK, Yeah.
That's cool.

1297
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:56,280
So so I, I went and there was a,
there was a club in Arkansas

1298
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,520
that had become an open for him.
And this is where I want to give

1299
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:01,600
him his props because he didn't
have to do this.

1300
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,440
I, I went there and I when he
got there, I introduced myself.

1301
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,360
He goes, do you work here?
And I said, no, I'm opening for

1302
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:09,680
you.
And he goes, Nope, he goes in my

1303
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,800
rider.
I don't have an opener.

1304
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,880
I've got the guy that travels
with me.

1305
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,280
He's my feature.
We don't use openers.

1306
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,720
And I was like, OK, I said
that's that.

1307
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:20,640
You know, if it's in your rider,
the club messed up, that's fine.

1308
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:23,080
But if you're not going to use
me, I'm going to go ahead and go

1309
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,440
because it was a long drive for
me.

1310
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:27,760
And he he goes, he goes, how,
how long do you have to drive?

1311
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,680
Because it's I was supposed to
be opening for him for five

1312
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:34,040
shows.
It was a one show on Thursday,

1313
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:39,000
2:00 on Friday, 2 on Saturday.
And I said, what was about a

1314
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,880
four hour drive for me.
He goes, well, hold on just a

1315
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:42,200
minute.
And he goes and he talks to his

1316
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,680
feature guy named Rob Mayer,
another very funny comic.

1317
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,240
And he comes back and he goes
how much time they say he could

1318
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,240
do.
I said, well, they told me I was

1319
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,080
going to be doing 10 at the
beginning of every show.

1320
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,280
He said, I can't give you 10,
but I'll give you 7 and you can

1321
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,880
do it for tonight, The One Show
tonight.

1322
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,560
That way the club still has to
pay you.

1323
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:01,440
And I was like, hey, man, I
appreciate that.

1324
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,760
You know, that way I still get
paid.

1325
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,800
So I did, I got, I went up, I
did 7 minutes.

1326
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,840
At the end of that 7 minutes, I
brought up his feature and then

1327
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,400
I went back to the green room
and he was in there and he said,

1328
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,520
holy shit, you're actually
funny.

1329
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,320
If you want to stay all weekend,
you can.

1330
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,840
So then he let me stay and I got
to do, I got to do all five

1331
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,280
shows with him.
Like he like we went to lunch

1332
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:21,800
and.
Breakfast.

1333
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,720
Every day together like he
didn't have to do that and super

1334
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,000
cool.
Like before I left, he handed

1335
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,760
me, he said, let me have your
phone real quick.

1336
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,360
So I I gave him my phone.
He turned it on.

1337
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:38,920
He made a voice memo or a like a
a video memo called all my kids

1338
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,880
by name.
Like he like just in

1339
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,680
conversation.
He had remembered all my kids

1340
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:46,200
names and he said, hey, you
know, holding Cody and Corinne,

1341
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,640
I just want to tell you, I
worked with your dad this

1342
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:48,760
weekend.
He's a great guy.

1343
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,720
Maybe one day I'll get to meet
y'all handing my I mean, just a

1344
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,840
great dude.
Great dude.

1345
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,680
That's awesome.
Yeah.

1346
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:58,720
So David Kettner, that's yeah,
he was a really awesome dude,

1347
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,400
right?
On those are one of the.

1348
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:02,680
Two biggest that I've worked
with.

1349
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,320
OK.
So where do?

1350
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:11,520
People find all social media
platforms or or Matt Farrell

1351
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:16,560
comedy except for Instagram and
it's Matt J Farrell, OK?

1352
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,320
I got to make sure that I'm
friends with you on there, that

1353
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,600
I might have overlooked you.
So I'll do that when we get off

1354
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:23,120
here.
Yeah, I know.

1355
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,840
We're.
Friends on my I think I just.

1356
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,840
Go.
Yeah, I think last night.

1357
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,680
Last night or the day?
Before, Yeah, we, we, I saw

1358
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:33,600
that.
Are you that you, are you are

1359
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,240
you friend?
Do you follow the The Chris and

1360
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,800
Mike Show on Facebook?
He does.

1361
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:37,880
OK.
Oh.

1362
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,000
Yeah, 'cause I tagged you.
Hello, I tagged you in the

1363
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,880
picture.
He actually put a review.

1364
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,640
On there quite some time ago,
like back in June or something

1365
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,320
if I remember right.
Cool.

1366
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,880
It was it.
Was a while back and then like

1367
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:50,480
when y'all, when y'all message
back and you're like, all right,

1368
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,680
what do you think about
September?

1369
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,800
And I was like, holy shit, these
guys are booked way out.

1370
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:55,440
That's awesome.
Yeah, yeah.

1371
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,360
We're booking November now, man,
Yeah.

1372
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,200
That just happened all the
sudden through his campaign.

1373
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,000
It did.
It was.

1374
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:04,560
It was I did, we did a, we did a
stupid.

1375
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,960
It wasn't even a bit man.
It was we were talking, we had

1376
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,680
somebody that that couldn't make
the show.

1377
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,200
So Mike and I were just having a
normal little conversation and

1378
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:15,160
and like legit, it was just a
happenstance.

1379
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,000
I was talking about about how we
could get guests on the show and

1380
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,480
he's and I was like, you know,
maybe we should get a zombie in

1381
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:21,800
the show.
And Mike's like, I don't know if

1382
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,560
a zombie would really really,
you know, be a really good

1383
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,000
fitter.
Some stupid bit that wasn't even

1384
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,560
a bit.
It was just him and I.

1385
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:32,120
It just.
Worked for 30 seconds or 35

1386
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:35,160
seconds, whatever.
He turned it into a clip and.

1387
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:38,080
Then and then I threw that clip,
I threw that clip out there just

1388
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,600
to promote the show.
And just from that clip, it's

1389
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:43,320
like I ever saw all of a sudden
fucking people were like out of

1390
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,520
the woodwork.
I want to come on your show.

1391
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,560
I want to come on your show.
I'm like, well, who are you?

1392
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,520
And you know, and then it just
kind of grew from there.

1393
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,640
But it was.
That's the kind of cool thing,

1394
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,120
kind of like your million video
for flipping off your son.

1395
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,040
You don't know what's going to
work, and it just works

1396
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,440
sometimes.
Well look at the fuck.

1397
01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,960
Ton video.
That one got sent.

1398
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,400
Oh fuck ton.
Videos or something?

1399
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,760
That was great.
We we looked up what a metric

1400
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:09,120
fuck ton was and then he read
the definition on the air and I

1401
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:11,160
was dying.
He I was like, you got to stop,

1402
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,080
man.
I can't breathe.

1403
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:15,160
You know, that was part of the
funny part of the clip was just.

1404
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:17,080
Not just the.
Definition.

1405
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,440
But me laughing behind it, I
just couldn't breathe.

1406
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,760
It was so fucking funny, the
fact that.

1407
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:23,560
It's that's a hilarious.
Word that can be.

1408
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,840
Defined is the thing that was
funny to me.

1409
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,920
Yeah, he.
Found a legitimate definition

1410
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,840
from it wasn't Webster's.
It was like American Heritage

1411
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,320
Dictionary or something.
Yeah.

1412
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,120
He's like this is.
A legitimate metric fuck ton is

1413
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,440
in this dictionary, yeah.
It was.

1414
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,840
That's hilarious.
Talking about.

1415
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,360
We were talking about fuck, all
the different words with fuck,

1416
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,200
and then somehow it just evolved
into a fuck ton.

1417
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,200
And then I'm like, wait a
minute.

1418
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,360
So I Google machined it and like
holy shit here you go.

1419
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,720
All that, all that stuff, all
that stuff.

1420
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:56,480
They worked so hard so that we
could be well informed.

1421
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,440
And you're using it to look up
the word fuck ton.

1422
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:04,160
Of course we are.
We're we're still. 13 year old

1423
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:08,760
boys inside our brain.
Yeah, yeah, random words and

1424
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:10,480
boobs.
That's the only thing I use the

1425
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,320
Internet for is just looking
shit up.

1426
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,319
Listen, we're still the most
important thing on the most

1427
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,920
money making thing on the
Internet that tells you

1428
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,120
everything you need to.
I know.

1429
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:23,520
Dude, if there was any way I
could get into that business I

1430
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,880
would, but I stand zero chance
in the porn business that makes.

1431
01:08:27,319 --> 01:08:29,000
Probably.
Well, two of us for sure.

1432
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,160
What if you?
Did an only fans page.

1433
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,560
While you're having sex with
your wife, you're you're laying

1434
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,279
out your comedy bit.
Right.

1435
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:37,720
You know, I don't think she
would go for it.

1436
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,359
So I would have to recruit
somebody else.

1437
01:08:39,359 --> 01:08:40,720
OK, OK.
OK.

1438
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,240
And I don't know if she'd.
Go for that either I just.

1439
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,640
I wanted to try to keep in the
family, just tell her I like

1440
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:47,720
the.
Fresh ideas, though.

1441
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,279
I like the fresh ideas.
Yeah, yeah, I.

1442
01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:51,920
I tried to just coming up with
shit.

1443
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,160
Fresh ideas.
Man, you know, I tried.

1444
01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:54,640
Yeah.
I mean just.

1445
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,520
Keep him rolling, he's a good.
This is the.

1446
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,120
This is.
The real think tank.

1447
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,920
Yeah, exactly.
This kind of for sure.

1448
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,479
Absolutely this.
Is where good ideas come from.

1449
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:07,279
Yeah, what?
What kind of shows you got

1450
01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:08,800
coming up?
Where can people see you live?

1451
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,359
Man, all over.
I've got the show coming up at

1452
01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:18,840
Crackpots in Ohio in two weeks.
I've got I've taken off the next

1453
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,800
week and 1/2.
So then I've got Crackpots in

1454
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,960
Ohio and then after that I'll be
in Chicago at the The Den

1455
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:29,600
Theater and then Joplin, Joplin,
MO.

1456
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:33,120
And I can't remember the name of
the venue, which kind of feel

1457
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,720
bad for not remember the name of
the venue, but yeah, all over

1458
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,680
the place.
So definitely, I mean, if

1459
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,200
they'll go check out my my
social media, give me a like and

1460
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:42,520
a follow 'cause like I said,
that's we live and buy by we

1461
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,760
live and die by numbers.
We need followers do.

1462
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,479
You have a YouTube channel too
I.

1463
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:53,600
Do and I don't do as much with
it as I should, OK, But I do I

1464
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,960
do have a lot of videos, OK.
That's been our.

1465
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,680
Savior Matt.
Yeah, so if you.

1466
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,160
Start, if you start YouTube some
reels, yeah, if you start doing

1467
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:06,120
some shorts like 3045 seconds
and just kind of get in the

1468
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:09,200
habit of of popping those up on
a daily basis, I think you'll

1469
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,320
see a nice growth because we
have and it was just really by

1470
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:15,360
pure stupidity, I think, right.
Now I was going to start.

1471
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:19,600
Doing something and boom.
YouTube and TikTok are the two

1472
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:23,080
biggest things that you're going
to find success at because all

1473
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,440
the kids are on TikTok and
everyone's on YouTube.

1474
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,400
I told Chris the other day when
we were talking on the phone,

1475
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,720
when I asked people do they have
a Spotify or do they have an

1476
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,600
Apple podcast?
It's like 1 out of 10 will say

1477
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,640
yes.
But if you ask somebody if they

1478
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,360
have a YouTube channel, 10 out
of 10 people say it doesn't

1479
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,680
matter if they're 75 years old
or seven.

1480
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,280
They all have a YouTube channel
right?

1481
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:47,800
So keep that in.
Mind.

1482
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,800
Yeah.
I need to do, I need to do more

1483
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,360
with, I need to do more with all
of them.

1484
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:56,520
I'm the least productive with
the social media stuff.

1485
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,240
I try to post stuff all the
time.

1486
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,840
I'm just not good at keeping up
with it.

1487
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,800
But I and I, I know how
important it is, so I should get

1488
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:06,200
better at it.
I just, I just wanted to, you

1489
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,800
know, ride around and tell jokes
to people.

1490
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,520
So I'm just not good at the
social media part.

1491
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,640
Well, I'll tell.
You the same thing that Chris

1492
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,280
and I tell everybody if you ever
come through central Illinois,

1493
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,800
I'm not sure when you're in
Chicago, I might be able to make

1494
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,280
that happen.
But if you're ever like Peoria

1495
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:24,240
or Joliet or out near Chris in
Phoenix, definitely hit us up,

1496
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,520
man.
We'll come see you for sure.

1497
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:26,800
Yeah.
Yeah.

1498
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,360
Maybe I was just talking, I was
just visiting with a girl who

1499
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:33,880
produces shows out in Phoenix.
Her name's Kayla Howard and I,

1500
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,640
so I, I reached out to her about
maybe getting out there to do

1501
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,320
some shows.
And I've got a friend of mine

1502
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:40,480
who's a, a real good comic
that's from Phoenix.

1503
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,840
He lives in Austin now named
John Cardin.

1504
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,400
So he's supposed to be hooking
up with some stuff.

1505
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,600
And then the, the Chicago and
you know, the, the Illinois way.

1506
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,680
I'm working on getting some more
stuff out that way too.

1507
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:53,080
So for sure I'll, if I'm ever
going to be out on you guys next

1508
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:54,360
to the woods, I'll, I'll arrange
you.

1509
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,800
Hit us up, man.
Absolutely man, absolutely be

1510
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,040
awesome.
I appreciate you guys letting me

1511
01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,200
come on anytime.
Man, so.

1512
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:02,680
So he's Matt Farrell.
You.

1513
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:05,120
Can find him all the all the
social media platforms, go check

1514
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,200
him out, go like subscribe to
all his channels and pages,

1515
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:11,160
because again, he's he made the
importance that they get their

1516
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,200
gigs on followers and
subscribers, which is just

1517
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,920
crazy.
I mean, you could be the

1518
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:16,600
stupidest fucking comedian in
the world, but you have a

1519
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:17,920
million followers, you're
getting a job.

1520
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,360
I'd I'd, you know, rather be.
There's a bunch.

1521
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:26,280
Of them working right, there's a
bunch of them.

1522
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:28,200
It ain't worth that shit that's
getting booked more than me.

1523
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,240
More power to them.
So go get your money guys,

1524
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:34,920
right?
Go get your money.

1525
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:36,720
So we we always close our shows
with this.

1526
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,920
You're feeling bad, you're being
depressed, You know, don't,

1527
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,080
don't be stupid and take your
life away.

1528
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,440
Somebody's going to miss you.
Somebody Loves You.

1529
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,120
Don't leave the hole in somebody
else's heart.

1530
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:47,040
You know, call somebody, go
outside and run, go workout, go

1531
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,880
scream in a pillow journal, do
something, go to sleep,

1532
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,560
meditate, wake up tomorrow.
It will be a better day, we

1533
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,320
promise you, because you're
still going to be in this world

1534
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:57,640
with us and those people that
love you where we respect that.

1535
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,680
He's Mike.
I'm Chris.

1536
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,200
That's Matt Farrell.
You can find him again.

1537
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,720
mattfarrell.com.
Do you have that as a website?

1538
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:08,400
Yeah, I do.
OK, so mattfarrell.com and then

1539
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,480
all the social media stuff,
Facebook, YouTube's, all that

1540
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,960
kind of jazz.
So check him out, go see him

1541
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,520
live.
Funny guy, nice human, good

1542
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,880
conversation.
We'll have you back on the show

1543
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,800
here at some point in time
because we like to have people

1544
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,120
come back.
So maybe after the first year

1545
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:24,920
we'll get you back back dialed
in and then we can talk about

1546
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:26,840
the Netflix special that we're
all going to do, right?

1547
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:28,240
Yes.
We should.

1548
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,600
We're working on it.
We're working on it.

1549
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,080
Yeah, we should.
Yeah, we should be ready to.

1550
01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,720
Go with you, Matt.
Yeah, don't don't go away yet

1551
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,680
just because we're stopping the
show For those of you on Twitch

1552
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,680
and YouTube, thank you very
much.

1553
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,360
We'll see you next week.
Peace.

1554
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:48,280
Got to make sure everybody.
Don't want to fly and disturb to

1555
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,360
you?
Look the chamber, go insane,

1556
01:13:53,160 --> 01:14:05,440
fight.
Oh, you will go.

1557
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,880
Feel the same behind your eyes.
Feel yourself and meet yourself.

1558
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:18,160
Take a moment, look until you.
See.

1559
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:26,480
It but the bail.
That's you, but you must win.

1560
01:14:27,680 --> 01:15:52,870
Who is this baby?
Come down here, we haven't found

1561
01:15:52,910 --> 01:15:57,070
solids in the sand from
fighting.

1562
01:15:57,950 --> 01:16:01,790
Wait for the dead.
We're just going around here.

1563
01:16:02,310 --> 01:16:05,550
But in the wind you ain't no
creature.

1564
01:16:06,550 --> 01:16:10,310
We're playing Smile.
And you took your grin on the

1565
01:16:10,670 --> 01:16:13,840
almighty day.
You've got a dream.

1566
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Who in your life to keep our
soul in every man.

1567
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:26,600
Take the trail behind your eyes.
Feel the soul.

1568
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:35,360
Everyone shame now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1569
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:35,800
yeah.