#94 - Karma, Courtrooms, & Childhood Chaos

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If you're a machine.
It is a machine and we are the

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machine.
We are the Chris and Mike show.

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Welcome boys and girls.
We're back from a minute.

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We had a minute.
We had a minute recording.

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It was awesome.
And then we shut it down because

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we're like, you know what it
was?

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Too, It was a rehearsal.
It was, we just said it was too

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good.
Like you guys, you can't have

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perfection like that.
This is, you know, you're too

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young in the in the production
to have perfection.

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So.
Want to make sure we weren't

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nervous?
Yeah, yeah, just practice, get

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the nerves out of the way.
And now I'm.

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Shake it off.
I'm diligently walking watching

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the the up uploading.
It's it's it's it's kicking back

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up.
It's in the 70s now which is

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weird.
There you go.

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I think your computer just had a
glitch.

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It's possible, It's possible.
So this is the Chris and Mike

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show.
As I said, he's Mike, I'm Chris.

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We have no scheduled agenda
today.

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We're just going to talk about
whatever comes to mind.

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No guest.
It's a guest free episode, which

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is kind of nice because I was
thinking about it the other day.

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Like I like just.
You're stuck with us.

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I like when you and I just
talked though, you know, I like

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Kevin.
We need some of those.

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I like Kevin Guest for sure.
So I was thinking.

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I do too.
I was thinking maybe we make

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Tuesdays just the Chris and Mike
show and then we leave Fridays

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open for interpretation with
special guests and dialogue.

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You know, Outer Limits and shit
like that.

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If we ever become the most
sought after podcast in America,

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you know, where people are vying
to get on the show, I'll make

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you that rule, but I don't, I
don't think we're there yet.

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So just take whatever guest you
can get on.

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I agree with you though.
I, I was excited driving home

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today thinking, man, I get to
talk to my brother, you know?

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And then I signed on earlier
like, oh, there he is.

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So you.
Know, talking about being on the

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same wavelength, we were having
the same thoughts at the same

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time.
I just started thinking about

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that yesterday.
I kind of got excited.

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I'm like, Oh yeah, it's just us
tomorrow.

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Yeah, yeah.
Which is cool.

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It is cool that we did have some
nice feedback from your buddy

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Kyle, which was nice.
And then I I shared that with

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one of our other guests and and
he kind of he kind of said the

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same thing.
So that was cool that that.

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I'll tell you what, Nate said.
Let's see if I can pull it up.

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And definitely invite Nate back
on because the little bit that I

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got to interact with him, I
really enjoyed talking to him

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and I've gotten a lot of super
positive feedback on his

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episode.
So if he's listening to Nate,

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everybody really enjoyed your
episode.

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They got a lot out of it.
I've actually heard people say

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they've went back and listened
to it again to get, you know,

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the actual information written
down or whatever.

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So I thought that was cool.
Yeah, he, yeah, he he says Chris

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on the show, you're a great
podcast host.

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Good pacing, interesting
questions.

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I was like, oh, thanks, Nate,
That's awesome.

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Yeah.
Which I just, well, kind of, you

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know.
From a listener, I would agree

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with him.
And I really appreciated, you

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know, you both had such an
upbeat persona that it just bled

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through, you know?
All right on.

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That's just that.
That's that is it's obviously

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from the, the, the radio, the
radio days with iheart because I

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had to learn that shit.
To be able to carry a show for a

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year on iheart is not an easy
task.

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So that I gave all the credit.
Norris fronting a Hard Rock

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band.
Well, this is true, but if

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fronting a rock band is
different than than being on the

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radio as a host, Because being
on stage, I can, oh for sure I

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want, I can do what the fuck I
want on stage.

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Like there's no rules, you know,
except whipping out my Ding a

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Ling other than.
That that's why I thought you

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would enjoy this, because I
would prefer that you didn't

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whip out your dangling either.
So we're going to make that a

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rule.
Yeah.

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Jim Morrison already did that,
and he didn't really do it.

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He just stuck his thumb through
the zipper hole, you know, and

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then the Chili Peppers tried to,
you know, I don't know, push

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that envelope, but wear socks on
the stage.

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I was at that show in Phoenix.
When?

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Oh, no shit.
Right on.

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Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, that was cool.

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That is cool.
So here's a fun little thing.

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So my, my Gilbert, my Gilbert
red light ticket, right?

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We talked about this a few
episodes ago.

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Or you got an update?
I do so I went so I had I had

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filed to extend it and the judge
said fuck off like you it's

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you're not entitled to extend it
so you had to go to court.

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So I went to court and it was
just me and the officer and the

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judge and the the the chick that
types everything.

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The statistician, is that what
she called No.

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She's a.
Stenographer, stenographer,

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stenographer.
There you go.

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Mama so screaming it.
It's a stenographer.

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So so the judge kind of explains
how it's going to work.

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He gets to go first, you know,
present whatever evidence he has

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and I get that my turn and then
I'm allowed to cross examine

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him.
There's no yelling.

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Be respectful, all the normal
stuff you think right.

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So officer states his name, blah
blah blah, and he says what I

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have and and judge asked him
what evidence do you bring the

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table?
And he's like, motherfucker, Oh,

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I have the dash Cam and the body
Cam video and I'm like, oh, I'm

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like really Like I leaned.
I knew that was going to happen.

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Right.
And I leaned into my microphone.

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I'm like, I'm like, wait a
minute, judge not to interrupt.

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I was like, but, but I you
denied my motion because I don't

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have that footage yet.
Yet I had to pay for the footage

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and your courts are 14 to 16
months backlogged for a 23

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minute video that they've
already found because in order

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for me to pay for it, they had
to know the length of the video

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itself.
So I paid basically a dollar a

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minute, right?
Yet the officer gets it.

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So the judge says, well, you
have the chance to review it

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now.
And I looked and I'm like, I'm

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like to be honest with you, I
said I wanted to view the

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footage before I came here today
because if I did it, I did it.

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I'm not going to dispute it, but
I don't think I did it because I

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don't believe.
I don't believe or either in

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light.
I just, I just don't, you know,

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I said it's, it's out of my
nature, whatever I said.

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So, so he, the judge says, well,
here's what you can do, Mr.

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Dunham.
I can recuse.

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I can recuse myself to the
chambers.

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You have the opportunity to
watch the footage with the

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officer with me not in the room.
So there's no, I'm not being,

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you know, I'm not making
judgement or whatever he said I

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like, that's fine.
So him and the cop figure out

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how he's going to put the, the
footage on the big screen TV,

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which is interesting.
I took a picture of that of the

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cop in front of the big screen
TV.

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The big screen TV blew it out.
They have some kind of filter on

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that screen where you can't see
it, and the footage was there.

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So I ran the fucking thing.
I mean, that motherfucker was

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blood red, dripping.
Just the blood was dripping from

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it.
It was so fucking red.

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It was insane.
Which I didn't.

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And honestly, I didn't know.
I didn't think I did it right.

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I mean, I honestly didn't think
I did it.

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The catch was my front tires
were in the intersection.

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My back tires were still on the
other side of the crosswalk.

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So if you can envision the
crosswalk, how it has two bold

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lines in the third.
Line I got you.

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So my tires above that third
line, but everything else is

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behind that which is running red
light.

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I'm like, you know, and so I
even looked, I looked at the

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cop.
I'm like, I'm like, and oh,

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here's another trippy thing.
The vehicle camera.

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It's it, it wraps the fucking
not the dashboard, but the what

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the fuck is it the front bumper?
You know what I'm saying?

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You know what I'm saying?
The grill.

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Yes, thank you.
It wrapped the grill to where it

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had a complete it had a complete
vision from he's sitting in the

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in the left lane, the left
turning lane going South.

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That fucking camera footage
picks up everything from the far

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right to the far left like you
wouldn't believe.

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It was a total like Half Moon
video.

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No shit, no shit, dude.
And then it, and then it, you

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know, so obviously it's picking
up the fucking lights,

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everything from all the lights
and shit.

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And so he's picking up a super
everything, everything,

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definitely all four points of
that intersection.

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Except for the one he's in, but
for the most part you got all

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three Vantage point, right?
So.

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Everything in front of you, of
course.

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So I, I, so I did it.
So I just, I, I'm like, so I'm

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like, OK, we're good.
So I, I tell the, this, the

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court reporter, Mike, you can
have the judge come back in now.

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So he comes back and, you know,
sits down and he's like, where

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we at?
I was like, I ran the red light

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man.
He's like, that's it.

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I was like, it's, that's it.
I said, look at the footage.

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I was like, This is why I wanted
the footage prior to I didn't

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think, I honestly didn't believe
I ran the red light.

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I thought I was through the
light before the light turned

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red.
I didn't see the officer react

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right away, but he obviously
did.

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He made some statement that oh,
we're having all these kind of

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accidents at this intersection.
I said I Googled the

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intersection.
There were no, there's one

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accident I found in in the year
so far, nothing else.

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And I just, you know, I just
kind of felt like I was baited.

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No offense to the cop, but you
know, that's their job is to do

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shit like this.
I didn't say shit, obviously.

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So had they been on top of their
game and found the footage in a

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reasonable amount of time like
they should have and emailed it

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to you, you would have just paid
the ticket and they would have

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already had their money by now.
That's the moral of the story.

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Well, so here's the fucked up
thing, buddy.

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Oh, I'm leaving the courtroom.
OK, All right.

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OK, well, let me look back a
little bit.

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So.
So when I was talking,

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exchanging with the judge after
the footage was leased, I was

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like, you know, I said I can't,
I can't, I can't be, I can't

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plead guilty or not guilty
because something I can't see is

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like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is not a court of this is

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not criminal.
This is responsible or not

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responsible.
I said, what's the difference?

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He's like, you're responsible
for the act of the civil traffic

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violation or you're not
responsible.

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I said, so it's guilt and
innocence.

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I'm like, I should be innocent
before proven guilty.

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And he's like, no, he's like, he
kept saying no, it's responsible

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or not responsible.
So what I get in the mail?

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What I get in the mail?
OK, guess what this fucking

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document says?
Responsible or not responsible?

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I've never heard of that, but.
Effective June 10th, your

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driving privileges will be
withdrawn.

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This action is being taken under
the Arizona Revised Statute.

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Blah blah blah, there's addition
to other.

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Criminals.
No, right?

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Right.
I'm a criminal.

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Failure to criminal.
Right, right.

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So I have to attend driver
school before before June 10th.

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I do not have a right to a
hearing in this matter.

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It is against the law to operate
a vehicle, you know on date on

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June 10th and thereafter my
compliance requirement is taking

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complete traffic school.
OK So I was like OK so I get

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this other document.
In the mail.

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Sorry, Mama.
OK, I'm still hanging out with

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the bad guys and I'm shaking.
I can't get away from him.

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Where the fuck is it, man?
What I'm looking for is it said

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I was guilty.
It didn't say I was responsible,

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it said I was.
Oh yeah.

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Flat out said guilty.
Our records indicate you were

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convicted under Arizona State
statute.

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Convicted now.
He purposely made a point

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several times in our
conversation.

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The judge, it's, it's, it's
responsible or not responsible.

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A conviction is guilty or not
guilty.

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I wasn't, I wasn't found guilty.
I was found.

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That thing says convicted.
So I kind of call bullshit.

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I had the right to appeal it up
to 14 days and then I and then I

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get these fucking letters like
within two days.

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I'm like, what the fuck is this?
And it's all now if, if the and

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I even told them at the initial
hearings, different judge.

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I said at the initial hearing,
if that judge would have laid it

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out you, you, because I told
that judge what I was doing

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right, my initial hearing, he's
like, what do you want to do?

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I said, I'm I, I applied for
the, the video footage.

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I want to see whether or not I
actually ran the red light.

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So before I stand in front of
the in front of the judge, I

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want to know if I didn't or not.
I said because.

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If I that was the guy that told
the young kid that if he tried

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to pursue the cop visually
watching him speed, that they

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were just going to produce a
document that said that he was

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certified to do that.
OK, it's the same guy.

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Got it.
So had that judge told me that

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although you can have you can
request the footage, you will

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not be able to wait for the
footage to become available

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because the morning of your
hearing, the office is going to

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bring it.
Because guess what, on my way

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out, I left first and the cop, I
heard the door come behind me.

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So I stopped and turned around
and he he kind of had to look

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like oh fuck.
And I was like, but that was

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cool.
I was like, like, you ain't mad

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at you, man, I said.
I honestly didn't think I'd

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read.
And you could see his body kind

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of like they.
Weren't going to be one of those

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guys, right, Right.
I I said, but you want to know

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the fucked up thing?
His last name is Wilson.

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You want the fucked up thing,
Mr. Wilson?

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He's like, what's that?
I was like, I requested the

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footage, yet you have the
footage.

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How does that work?
He's like, well to be honest

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with you, as soon as Someone
Like You requested, I get

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notified within 24 hours that
you've requested it.

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So I reply, I apply for my my
copy of it and I get it within

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48.
So.

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So why shouldn't that be the
same for Thank you.

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The the what?
What would you be you?

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Would be the plaintiff the the
the plaintiff exactly Like what

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the fuck?
So you the.

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Plaintiff and the officer should
get the same.

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Uh huh.
And 'cause then it's footage.

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At the same time, right?
'Cause that's what I told,

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that's what I ended with.
That's like, I wouldn't have

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wasted your time because I know
your time is valuable for what

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you do.
I wouldn't have wasted my time.

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I wouldn't have wasted the
judge's time.

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Everybody's time is valuable.
Right you.

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Shouldn't be disadvantaged over
him.

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Right.
And now he should see why that

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should be that way too.
You know, it's like, hey, I

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wouldn't have had to come to
court today if they would have

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just emailed a copy to the
plaintiff.

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Too, And that's why and that's
why I told the judge and he's

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like, well, that's the Police
Department.

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I said he didn't even know that.
I was like, no, it's not.

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I said I called the Police
Department 1st and they

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specifically said we do not
handle that.

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You have to go to the court of
record where your ticket is at.

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So I'm like, so I have to call
Gilbert courts.

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Yes, you have to call Gilbert
courts.

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So I called the Gilbert courts.
I said your court system is 14

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to 16 months behind now.
To see why the fucking judicial

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system is so screwed.
Right.

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Because you taught them
something while you were

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standing there.
They didn't know, right?

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Oh, you got to go to the police?
Nope.

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Tried that brother?
It's the court.

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It's crazy, man.
So then, so then I had to pay

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the $248 fine, OK for running
red light.

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But again, the 1st judge should
have told me you're not going to

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get the opportunity to get this
for prior to your court date.

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So, Mr. Dunham, you can either
pay 248 today, acknowledging

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that you ran this red light.
Oh, by the way, you're still

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going to have to take traffic
school, motherfucker.

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So like none of that was laid
out because now I got to spend

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$450 to do traffic school.
Holy shit it's up to 450.

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For an entire 8 hour time frame,
which I can do.

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It online was 168 or something.
Well, that's because you're in

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Pontiac.
No, no, no.

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I did it in.
There so.

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That was like 2004 three,
something like that.

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I don't.
Know so this is the racket now

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Gilbert got $248 for me for a
ticket right?

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Yep. 2 judges got paid for
showing up to work that day.

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The county clerk got paid for
showing up that day.

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The guys that that scanned me
coming in, you know, got paid

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that day.
If that was the cops day off he

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probably got overtime.
He got paid right?

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And now I have to go spend $450
to go to traffic school so that

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traffic instructor can get paid.
So basically the city of

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Gilbert.
Because the first judge was

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fucking stupid.
No offense, but you were.

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Or he just purposely didn't tell
me what he should have told me

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because then I could have been
like, and Nikki was with me.

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I would have been like, well,
fuck it then I'm not.

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If I'm not going to get the
footage then there's no way I

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can say whether or not I did it,
so fuck it.

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And I'm still waiting for the
footage, by the way.

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Well, it's a good thing you went
to court, so you got to see it.

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Right, right, right.
Yeah.

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But it was, it was dripping
blood, man.

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It was so red.
It was just.

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It was.
Well, you said here publicly,

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this is at least the fourth or
fifth time in your saga as this

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has been going on that you've
said every time if I'm guilty,

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I'll pay the money.
And I agree I'm the same way.

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I'll I'll give you an example.
So I'm standing at work the

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other day and we're really not
supposed to be on our phone.

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So, you know, like when my phone
goes off and you're not dripping

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with oil or whatever, I'll pull
it out and check it out.

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And it was from Discover Card
and it says $21.68.

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Did you authorize this possible
fraud?

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Right?
So it didn't ring a bell.

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So I go out in the hallway and
I'm looking at it and I'm

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looking at my Discover Card on
the app.

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And I'm like, that just doesn't,
I have recurring charges on that

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card unless it's my 5% rotating
category that I like.

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I only use it for rotate or
revolving charges, right?

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So I'm like, I don't recognize
that and everything on this card

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is a revolving charge.
Long story short, I call the

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next day and I say, you know,
while I called that night, said

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that wasn't my charge, please
take it off, blah, blah blah.

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We'll send you a new card.
They were super nice.

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So the next day it hits me like
a ton of bricks.

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OK.
I signed up for the Marquee

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Network, the Cubs Baseball
Network, Right on.

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So I only subscribe to that
obviously from April until

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October.
Right.

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Hopefully October.
Because of baseball season, yes.

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So being just like you said, if
I'm guilty, I will own up to

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what I did.
So the next day I call them

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back, yeah, and they have
awesome US based customer

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service, but I'm on hold for
like 5 or 6 minutes and about

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halfway through it I'm thinking
they would never even bother

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investigating $21.68.
I know this.

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I've had credit card since I was
18 years old.

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I know how they operate because
I used to use them to my

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advantage when I was younger and
didn't have a lot of money and

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wanted to get away with shit.
You know that's the equipment

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that you saw on stage every
night.

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Part of that was paid for by
MasterCard and Visa.

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Right on.
But I'm thinking This is why

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people just give up and say fuck
it, because you can't get

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somebody on the phone to even do
the right thing, you know what

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I'm saying?
But like I said, to their

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credit, when they came on the
phone, they were very nice and

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it was quick and easy and
painless and you just got to own

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up to, I just think that's good
karma, you know, that's what I

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believe in.
You put good positive energy out

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into the universe.
You get good positive energy

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back.
I've, I've proven it to myself

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on both sides.
I've been a negative prick and

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bad things happened and I've
tried to treat people as well as

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I can and good things have
happened.

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So I just think that's a good
mantra to live by.

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It is a good mantra, you know.
And I really wanted to watch my

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Cubs baseball so well.
Yeah, so so.

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But now you have, so you're
still subscribed.

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So they reversed it.
You finally got to talk to

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somebody.
Yeah, when the guy got on the

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phone, he was like, oh, they
don't even know that you

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disputed it because it was just
yesterday that you initiated the

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fraud charge.
He said they'll never even know

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and everything will just keep
going like it's going.

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And I got my new card today and
it's all good.

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It was just an innocent mistake.
They actually sent me the fraud

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notice before Marquis sent me
the receipt.

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For the charge.
That's what happened is I

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didn't, the lady that came on
the phone initially said, you

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know, can you please look
through your e-mail and make

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sure you don't have an e-mail
from a, you know, whoever you

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ordered whatever from.
And I looked and there was

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nothing there.
And it was the next morning it

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popped up and I'm like, you sons
of bitches, how slow are you on

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your billing, you know?
Right, right.

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I subscribed to this over a week
ago.

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And it took them that long.
Not kidding.

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Yeah, almost 7 days.
Wow, that's a little nuts.

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Normally when you buy something
on a credit card it happens

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instantly right?
At least a pending charge you.

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Know.
Sure, sure.

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So anyway, that was my good
karma story, just like you owned

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up to yours.
When I do something wrong I try

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and say hey I fucked up, you
know, sorry.

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Yeah, yeah.
You know, it's just, it's, it's

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irritating because, you know, it
is what it is.

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It is what it is, man.
I don't care.

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Hey, so we made a little, we
made a YouTube channel for

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little man.
It's called Anthony Tanner's

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Adventures.
OK, I will be subscribing.

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It's, it's, it's quite comical.
He has, you know, Minecraft and

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just, you know, he does, he, he,
he likes YouTube because that's

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the, the world we live in now,
right with, with this

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generation.
So.

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They love YouTube, yes.
Yeah, so one day he's like pop

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up record me.
I was like, what am I recording?

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And he just starts talking.
I'm like, hold on.

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It's like hit recording, you
know, And he's explaining what

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he's doing.
He's like, you can find me on

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anthony.com.
I'm like, you can't.

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You can't.
There's no anthony.com

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available, buddy.
Because I looked for the hell of

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it.
But I got a little, I got Dave

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the Chat GPTA guy to make me a
nice little character of him

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based on a photo and you know.
That's awesome.

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Yeah, so he, you know, he, I
showed him this morning the

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three videos and he's, you know,
just.

448
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:47,440
Seeing himself on the screen.
Well, he's he's seen enough of

449
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,840
himself because, because I've,
you know, because I've had him

450
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,320
every morning basically since
he's 3 weeks old every.

451
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,680
I mean, I've documented his
entire life, you know, and I've

452
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,120
documented as much as I can with
trip.

453
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,080
I don't have trip like I do with
with little man.

454
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,360
But so there's about a week ago
he asked me, we were hanging out

455
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:10,320
in the morning and and he'd
asked me a, a question about

456
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,280
something when he was little and
I was like, Oh, I can pull it

457
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,680
up.
So I have it all in Dropbox.

458
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,000
So I pulled him up in Dropbox
and five years old.

459
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,520
OK, we're looking at going
through videos when he's, you

460
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,560
know, one and just, you know,
random shit.

461
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,920
He tells.
He looks at me and says wish I

462
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:30,040
could go back in time like
you're 5 dude.

463
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,800
He said.
I wish I could go back in time.

464
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,040
That's awesome.
I'm like, you're 5 little man.

465
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,760
That's how I used to think.
I'm like I.

466
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,120
Still do.
Well, I do, everybody does.

467
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,400
But when you're 5.
Oh yeah, I thought like that as

468
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,240
a definitely as a little kid.
I'm like, you're not going to,

469
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,680
you're not going to remember any
of this, dude.

470
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,720
That's why I have the pictures
of it, you know, because he's

471
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,640
walking and, you know, yelling
and screaming like you did, you

472
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,760
know, just random cool stuff.
But yeah, it was, it was

473
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,240
interesting.
I want to go back in time.

474
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,880
I'm like, you're 5, man.
Like, wait till you're at least

475
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,080
20.
They want to go back in time,

476
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:08,000
maybe 15, you know?
I used to want to be a character

477
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,760
in all the books I read.
You know, I'll write on that.

478
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:15,040
That's cool.
That's really cool.

479
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,560
When you grow up in the middle
of nowhere, you got to have an

480
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,240
active imagination, you know,
because there's not a lot to do.

481
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,320
Right.
Yeah, no, there's not.

482
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,680
And there's, I mean, when I grew
up in Tempe, there wasn't a lot

483
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,680
to do, especially as when I was
young and home all the time

484
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,520
being sick.
So it was always active

485
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,640
imagination, all that kind of
wacky stuff.

486
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,560
So.
But I think that's what turned

487
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,840
us into productive adults too.
Or creative adults you know.

488
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,040
I think creative for sure.
When you were growing up with

489
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,120
your buddies, there was no
Internet, so you had to make up

490
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,200
games, you know?
Yeah, that's all we did is make

491
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,400
up games, you know, And as you
got older you played baseball or

492
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,080
whatever.
We got we played a game called

493
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:03,040
and and don't hate me world.
It's back in the 70s, late 70s,

494
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,080
right?
It's yeah, late 70s, early 80s.

495
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,880
Smear the queer.
Smear the queer.

496
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,120
I knew that was going to cut
right.

497
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,960
Oh yeah, we did too.
Absolutely, and and capture the

498
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,800
flag.
Well, we're the generation that

499
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,080
played dodgeball.
Right.

500
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:18,680
Dodgeball.
Yeah.

501
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,720
Yep, Yep.
Doorbell ditching.

502
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,720
Fuck you up.
Yep, doorbell ditch, you know.

503
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,400
Oh yeah.
Which people?

504
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,360
It's funny, there's people in my
neighborhood on their Facebook

505
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,680
page.
They'll they'll try and they'll

506
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,480
put some posts.
I mean, they're not saying it

507
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,520
like those fucking asshole kids
keep Ding Dong ditching my door.

508
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,240
You came back here, I'm going to
kick your ass.

509
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,200
It's like, really?
You did that dog shit and light

510
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,080
it on fire.
You.

511
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,960
I never did that, although I'd
like to.

512
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,160
I'd like to do.
That I didn't do that, but I was

513
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,280
with people that did.
It's it's crossed my mind a

514
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,960
couple times with a couple of my
people that live around me, but

515
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,040
I know karma's a a motherfucker,
so I ain't doing it all all.

516
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,920
Well, Steele just told me a
story about him and his buddies

517
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,080
doing that, so I I felt better
about myself after that.

518
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,200
He was just with his buddies
like I was, you know?

519
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's OK.

520
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,240
Tell the story you.
Can't.

521
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,680
I'm not telling his story.
It was just very, very similar.

522
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,920
OK, you guys, we'll have to get
him.

523
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,160
We got to get him.
On dude, he's got he's got the

524
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,040
best stories of crazy shit they
did.

525
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,080
They were when they were kids.
But yeah, he tells them better

526
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,560
than I do because he was there.
So of course, you got to

527
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,360
remember he grew up in the 50s,
so they really had nothing to

528
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,360
do.
Oh yeah.

529
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,520
Well, they had they had they,
they were stand by me in real

530
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,400
life.
Absolutely.

531
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,440
You know, and those are all his
stories, as you know, just like

532
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,840
us growing up, we had a little
more, but they just invented

533
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:50,120
shit to do and a lot of it was
probably less than desirable to

534
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,920
the adult.
Right.

535
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,520
But that's part of the fun of
being a kid, too.

536
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,280
It's just this.
Absolutely.

537
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,840
I kind of feel sorry for kids
today that don't have a

538
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,120
childhood like that.
You know, you drive around and

539
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,800
when we were all out riding
bikes when the weather was nice,

540
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,120
it's like you're hard pressed to
find kids outside now.

541
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,920
Well, and that's the other thing
that my neighborhood's brilliant

542
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,720
for.
We have this wash.

543
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,640
OK.
And the describe to people what

544
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,800
a wash is that don't.
OK.

545
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:26,840
So, so we have, it's when, when
we get a lot of rain, rain will

546
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,640
go through this wash.
It's like the lowest point

547
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,320
between communities.
It's kind of drops down, you

548
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,680
know, 1520 feet and it creates a
natural wash where the water

549
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,920
flows from, you know, in
eastern, northeastern,

550
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,760
southeastern part of the valley
where we live.

551
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,560
Just kind of trickles down
through our, our, the backside

552
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,600
of our neighborhood goes around
a corner and crosses the street,

553
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,800
just kind of keeps going into
collecting somewhere.

554
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,320
So there's no major storm sewers
like there is no no.

555
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,160
No.
So we.

556
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,960
Yeah.
The rest of the developed

557
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,040
country.
So we have we have kind of a

558
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,440
blacktop path on it.
That's, you know, enough for,

559
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,520
you know, I don't know, you
could get probably eight people

560
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,920
shoulder to shoulder walking
across it.

561
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,400
So these in the mornings when
you walk, whatever you share the

562
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,240
you share the space, right?
Sure.

563
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:18,720
Well below that asphalt is
natural vegetation, sandy bottom

564
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,440
dirt, you know what, what, what
not, right?

565
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,560
So a lot of people in our
neighborhood, because we are a

566
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,720
horse neighborhood, horse,
horse, horse, horse, horse

567
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,000
property, neighborhood, one to
five acres, people that have

568
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,240
horses, they're in that wash all
the time, going up and down.

569
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,440
And what pisses me off about
that is they'll go on the trail,

570
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,960
right?
They'll go on the pavement trail

571
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,240
and they'll let their horses
shit.

572
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,840
I was just going to ask that
question.

573
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,960
So here's the thing, man, that
that just fucking gets.

574
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,400
You got to clean up after your
horse.

575
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,720
If I take the dozer out for a
walk in the morning, he shits in

576
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,000
the street.
We have to clean it up.

577
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,600
Absolutely.
If the fucking neighbor's cat

578
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,560
goes out and shits in the
street, nobody cleans it up.

579
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,840
Fuck that.
If you're riding a horse and the

580
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,360
horse shits in the street and
they've actually shit on my

581
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,360
street out front.
And if they don't leave little

582
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:06,680
tiny shit.
No, they leave fucking that's

583
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,040
you want to talk about a bag on
the front porch full of shit?

584
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,680
That's like a fucking, you know,
that's a glad garbage bag man.

585
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,800
But one of my neighbors, I I
watched it one day.

586
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,880
Not the crazy cat people, the
ones just one, the ones West of

587
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,040
him them, which is Brian fucking
horses.

588
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,920
Three of them.
They walked right by his

589
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,920
driveway and and they just shit
and they shit on the space that

590
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,480
he goes from the road to his
driveway and they just and they

591
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,200
just kept going.
So then when I saw Brian,

592
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,120
that's.
Rude dude.

593
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,160
Totally rude.
Fucking get off your horse and

594
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,720
clean up.
Absolutely.

595
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,520
Like fucking clean up it's not.
You live in a, you live in a

596
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,800
civilized neighborhood.
You know, it's not like you're

597
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,640
living out on the fucking back
40.

598
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,480
Well, you, you take the idiot to
the east of me, he's going to

599
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,880
sign up saying, well, it's a
farm.

600
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,000
It's not a farm, motherfucker.
It's a residential community.

601
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,560
You know why 'cause?
There's a I'll take pictures of

602
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,720
some farms and send them.
Yeah.

603
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,320
Oh I know 'cause there's a we
got a big old sign that says

604
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,400
residential community drive with
care.

605
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,160
It's not a fucking farmland
dickhead.

606
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,400
I just you know, but yeah, he's
got a thing.

607
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,160
Oh, it's a farm.
It's it smells.

608
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,640
It's it's you're going to see
animals having sex, wear

609
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,920
rednecks for God fearing and
we're rifle bearing

610
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,800
motherfuckers like no, you're
I'm going to I got to try and.

611
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,000
Get oh, you're an idiot.
I'm going to try I've tried a

612
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,240
couple times to get a video of
him like when I leave with

613
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,640
little man sometimes he's
walking back towards his house

614
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,880
from taking his kids and he just
walks with like a total I'm an

615
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,080
asshole just just stoically
you're just walking and he won't

616
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,360
budge his.
Horn cop shove straight up his

617
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,520
ass.
Right, right, won't won't even,

618
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,200
but won't even turn his eyes and
look at my truck like he just

619
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,920
and he fucking owns his space.
So if he's in the road and in my

620
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,640
space, I will drive to the point
to where if you don't get out of

621
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,880
the road, I'm still going to
move.

622
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,440
But you know, you're like,
you're like a foot away from me

623
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,560
clipping your ass because you're
in the road like.

624
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,960
I guess one thing I never asked
you is how old is this guy?

625
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,880
I don't know, 40s maybe, OK,
early, maybe late 30s, early

626
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,280
40s.
It's hard to tell because he's

627
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,240
he's weathered with the sun and
he he's got a Gray beard, but

628
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,240
that doesn't mean anything.
Gray black hair, beard, you

629
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,840
know, because some people Gray
at 30 like like.

630
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,800
Yeah, my dad went Gray probably
around 3031, right something.

631
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,760
What's his what's his face?
Matt LeBlanc.

632
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,000
When he was on Friends, he was
fucking white haired.

633
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,080
We realized that because he dyed
his hair black.

634
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,560
Shocking.
But yeah, straight up white

635
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,280
hair, grayed looking old
motherfucker.

636
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,360
Yeah, it's just in your jeans.
Yeah, yeah, it is what it is.

637
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,480
I just wondered if he was like a
crotchety old man or if he was a

638
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,160
young kid.
If he was the guy behind me is

639
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,600
the crotchy old man, the guy
behind me is the crotchy old

640
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,720
man, the one that was cussing me
out that night when I moved his

641
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,720
ditch because he was he was
taking my irrigation, who has

642
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,240
never, never since pulled his
own ditch.

643
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,840
Never.
Not once since that incident of

644
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,240
him just berating me, dropping
really bombs.

645
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,280
Yeah, not once because I'm like,
I had texted him.

646
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,640
I'm like, dude, if you can't
pull your your dish, stop out on

647
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,040
time, then just hire a rancher
to do it.

648
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,000
They'll do it for 20 bucks.
He tells me to fuck off.

649
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,640
Don't ever bother me again or
I'm going to call the Queen

650
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,680
Creek Police Department for
harassment.

651
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,320
I'm like, God bless you Tom,
Jesus loves you.

652
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,560
Have a good day.
Like that's legit, you know,

653
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,120
God.
Bless you.

654
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:17,960
Oh man, you're surrounded by
assholes.

655
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,840
I am which is a dragon.
I I'm now take that back the

656
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,040
people to the drag the people to
the West of us.

657
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,560
The post and family fucking
super nice post and Solomon

658
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,840
family, super nice humans, just
their their their kids are

659
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,640
growing up and, you know, just
really, really, really nice

660
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,880
family.
We got one family on our block

661
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,000
that doesn't like really
associate with anybody but they

662
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,440
don't bother anybody either
except their dogs fucking bark

663
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,080
all the time.
I guess that's their only.

664
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,280
Yeah, and Brian, Brian and
Doreen, next to the crazy cat

665
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,760
lady, they're nice.
And then Jim at the end, the

666
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,840
street's nice, but you don't see
him any anywhere.

667
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,760
There's, there's people in my
neighborhood, There's a lot of

668
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,080
nice people in my neighborhood.
I'm just unfortunately next to

669
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,800
and across from two of the
biggest.

670
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,480
That's what I'm saying that's.
Yeah, so this was this was the

671
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:07,360
text to Tom Alberti, the Dick
head to the South of me.

672
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,280
May 7th, 2023.
Hey Tom, if you can't close your

673
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,040
port on time, please pay RJID
which is our irrigation

674
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,960
district.
My run started at 12:45 AM.

675
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,640
You shut your port at at two O
4.

676
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,000
You cost me full flow which is
the rate of water you get.

677
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:35,000
This is Tom Alberti's response.
A volunteer posse member for the

678
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,320
Pinal County Sheriff's
Department.

679
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:37,480
Mind you.
OK.

680
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,240
Did you see anything threatening
in that text?

681
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,800
No, not at all 0.
Quote started starting the quote

682
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,360
fuck off.
I shut my port before way before

683
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,600
that.
If you text me anymore anymore,

684
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,840
I will file harassment charges
with the police.

685
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,080
My End Quote, my response.
God bless you Tom.

686
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,920
Jesus loves you.
There it is Tom Alberti ladies

687
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,320
and gentlemen.
A volunteer deputy for the

688
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,640
Pinella County Sheriff's
Department has not has not shown

689
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,560
up at the fence line since.
See, that's what sucks.

690
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:21,080
It's that 1% of the cops that
gives all of them the bad name

691
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,520
because they're not all bad.
So here's the thing.

692
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,920
So just like that guy you talked
to, you know, he was cool.

693
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,880
He was cool.
He was still a cop and he still,

694
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,680
you know, gave me tickets, so
that wasn't cool.

695
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,120
You know, broke the law, Sir,
you're a.

696
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,440
Criminal.
I did break the law, but I I

697
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,520
was, I was responsible.
I just like saying you're a

698
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,720
criminal.
I know I was responsible.

699
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,400
I was found.
I was found responsible, not not

700
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,320
guilty of, but according to the
state, I was found guilty even

701
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,720
though the judge clearly said
this is not Criminal Court,

702
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,160
you're responsible or not
responsible.

703
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,280
Well, I don't.
I beg to differ, Judge.

704
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,800
No, that's us convicted.
It does, I should scan it and

705
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,000
send to him because I have his
e-mail.

706
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,560
Like dude what the fuck you said
this wasn't a guilt or innocence

707
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,320
like you.
I don't see responsible or not

708
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,840
responsible anywhere on here.
This says I'm guilty.

709
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,840
Right.
You hammered that point like he

710
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,440
hammered it like big time.
So there's that.

711
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,239
What do you have to talk about?
Because I've obviously been

712
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,159
running my mouth for the last 34
minutes.

713
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,600
You're fine.
OK.

714
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,679
I know I hate the draft.
The draft's coming up, right?

715
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,800
Isn't the NFL draft coming up?
Yeah.

716
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:28,560
Isn't that coming?
Up.

717
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,560
I would assume so.
Have you been watching any of

718
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:33,400
any of the basketball playoffs?
Because I haven't.

719
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,159
No, I don't watch the NBA.
That's one thing I do not do.

720
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:42,760
I gave up on the NBA.
I don't know, maybe shortly

721
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,040
after Barclay and those guys
Start Stop playing.

722
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,400
Yeah, I did.
After, after, I'm going to say

723
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:54,159
after, after probably five years
after the the Jordan era ended.

724
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,480
It just it just started changing
because there's still some

725
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,840
really good teams back then.
Yeah, so like whenever they quit

726
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:04,440
playing defense?
Yeah, yeah, like, like the queen

727
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,400
of the flop, the flop, the flop
queen.

728
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,320
How he just, you know, he turns
the ball over and just.

729
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:13,800
And then the other half of the
game is, yeah.

730
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,920
Then the other half of the game
is they go up the court,

731
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,120
somebody shoots A3, they either
make it or they miss, and then

732
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,000
they ship it down to the other
end, shoot another three.

733
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,080
That's just, I can't remember
who it was.

734
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,800
Somebody that's inside the NBA
just basically said that exact

735
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,400
same thing, only they had a
really long lecture on it,

736
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,880
basically telling the NBA if you
don't clean the game up, you're

737
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,960
going to lose your product
because people are like dropping

738
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,240
like flies.
I mean, I dropped 20 years ago,

739
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,720
but now people are stopping
watching the NBA at

740
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:52,480
unprecedented numbers.
Yet here's how the media spends

741
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,600
the shit.
Latest from nba.com 2025 NBA

742
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,080
playoffs deliver Most watched
opening weekend in 25 years

743
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,160
Probably because they wanted to
see if the Lakers would lose

744
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:08,720
because LeBron is now 12 and 12
in opening games and he usually

745
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,360
goes on to lose the series when
he loses his first game.

746
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:19,160
So according to the nba.com
whoeverrunsnba.com the 25 NBA

747
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,120
playoffs presented oh, presented
by Google.

748
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,600
Oh, and this happens to be a
Google article.

749
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:29,680
Oh Real News delivered the most
watched opening weekend of the

750
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,680
playoffs in 25 years.
The eight game schedule averaged

751
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,080
4.4 million viewers, up 17%
versus last year.

752
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,800
Both ESPN and TNT Sports set
viewership records for the

753
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,000
opening weekend.
ESPN claimed they averaged 4.49

754
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:45,880
million viewers.
Why?

755
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:52,160
TNT, Tru TV and Max is 2 games
averaged 4.13 million, which I

756
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,600
guess on all summary wise ends
up being 4.4 million.

757
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,840
But let's just let's go deeper
down the rabbit hole, shall we?

758
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,920
Let's see what Jordan Arable's
gotten in views.

759
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,480
Jordan there.
Weren't as many people living in

760
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,680
the United States then?
Viewership.

761
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:25,360
It doesn't matter. 1988 had had
the NBA Finals between the bulls

762
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,640
and the Jazz averaged 18.7
rating 33 share and 29.04

763
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:35,320
million viewers on NBC
29,000,000 viewers on NBC.

764
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,960
That was the highest NBA
viewership ever for a

765
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,240
championship game.
The Jordan now now yeah.

766
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,040
Now back to your comment.
The NBA is reportedly suffering

767
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,640
a decline in viewership.
Fans around the world have been

768
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,280
chiming in to provide potential
reasons for why fewer fans are

769
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,080
tuning into live games via
traditional.

770
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,720
Because their fucking product
sucks.

771
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,320
Yes, and this was January 27th
with with some noting that the

772
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,880
rise in streaming platforms such
as League Pass is partly the

773
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:04,600
cause.
Why?

774
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,480
Yeah, OK.
That's part of it, but the most

775
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,560
of it is what Barkley keeps
preaching, which is the stupid

776
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,240
load management shit where the
guys that you want to see play

777
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,600
only play like one time out of
every four.

778
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,720
And the rest of the time they're
like, oh, I got a my hips.

779
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,480
Yeah, my inner thigh hurts.
I'm trying to think of the

780
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,000
dumbest shit ever, you know,
because Barclay's like, yeah,

781
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,320
the guy who's going into the
coal mine, I bet his back and

782
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,440
his hip hurt, too.
But he's got to go to work every

783
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,160
day.
Speaking of coal Miner's

784
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,280
daughter's, Nikki's dad, a coal
miner, just had back surgery 2

785
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,840
weeks ago and the scar goes from
the base of his necks all the

786
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,400
way to the tip of his ass.
Oh my God.

787
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:52,240
Yep, Yep.
But he went, he's been kind of

788
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,560
whack A mole for a while.
He's kind of getting to that age

789
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,720
where the problem, the problem.
That hurts.

790
00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,320
So the.
The, the, the, the turning point

791
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,080
for him, they live in this
really cool community.

792
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,800
He took care of the house, the
yard, you know, he had his

793
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,280
camper spot this, this weird
camp we can place.

794
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,000
He'd go camp with a camper
there, you know, and, and just

795
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,840
was always outdoors doing shit,
right?

796
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,560
Because when you have land,
you're doing shit.

797
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:20,000
Whether you have an acre, 40
acres or like your size lot,

798
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,320
right, 13,000 square foot lot,
whatever you have, right, you're

799
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,160
doing shit.
You have to do shit outdoors.

800
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,840
You just can't let it go, right?
You have to, even if you don't

801
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,440
mow your fucking lawn, right?
You still got a douche, right?

802
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,680
But you still got to do shit.
You got to, you know, gutters

803
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,200
and, you know, blah, blah, blah,
right?

804
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,280
Oh yeah.
Well, his wife decides that

805
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,880
they're going to sell that shit
and move to some other city in

806
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,400
in Pennsylvania to be closer to
his his his his son.

807
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:51,040
He has three kids, 4 kids, one
died, Tony, Nikki, Michael who

808
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,680
is the 2nd baby Mama and the
current one is the third baby

809
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,040
Mama, Nikki's mom.
Nikki and Tony's mom, which was

810
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,040
his first two kids,
unfortunately died when they

811
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,040
were both young.
Crohn's disease complications.

812
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,560
Wow.
So she, she, she takes George

813
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,760
completely out of his
environment and sticks him to do

814
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:16,080
a condo, right?
You imagine me living in a

815
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,840
condo.
No, not for one second.

816
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:22,960
You're like my brother.
My you and my brother are the

817
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,560
same kind of you know, I got to
be doing something.

818
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,440
I got to be moving.
I, you know, it's just he

819
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,680
wouldn't be happy sitting around
and you wouldn't be.

820
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,920
I'm not kidding you in that
respect.

821
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,400
You guys are the exact same
person.

822
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,160
No, I can't imagine my brother
sitting on a couch in a condo

823
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,240
and I can't imagine you sitting
on a couch in a condo.

824
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,400
It just isn't going to work.
Now if I, if I, I'd be happier

825
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,880
than fucking shit.
Give me a guitar and ATV and I'm

826
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,960
happy.
Well, and see if eventually I

827
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,080
end up going into a condo cause
of age, I'll, I'll fucking be on

828
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,600
that board and shit man, I'll
fucking be out there on a clean

829
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,480
up committee.
I'll be fucking sticking my nose

830
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,960
in everybody business.
Right, because I'm hoping you're

831
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,120
a world famous podcaster by then
and you know you're too busy to

832
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,720
do all that shit.
But I would still do it anyway.

833
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:11,280
Somehow I believe that.
So to put this into perspective,

834
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,040
my brother's up to four jobs.
That's why we don't see him very

835
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,960
often.
Why?

836
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,440
He's up to four jobs.
Just because he likes to stay

837
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,640
when I told you you're the same
person.

838
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,800
He just likes to stay busy, man.
Yeah, yeah, I'm the same way.

839
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:32,560
Or if he sees an angle to be at
like 1 year he took a job at a

840
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,960
golf course just so he could
play golf for free.

841
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,960
Oh.
He only had to work like, I

842
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,680
don't know, 10 hours a week or
something, or 15 hours a week,

843
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,600
and he got to play for free for
the whole summer.

844
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,560
So I think he did that 2 summers
in a row.

845
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,200
What do you do with the golf
course?

846
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:51,600
Oh, I think he'd like handed out
golf carts and picked up range

847
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,080
balls and I don't know.
Fuck, I don't know.

848
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,640
Who knows, he just took a job
there so he could play golf.

849
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,600
That's fucking cool.
Now he's, I think he's got his

850
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:08,360
EMT license, so he's working at
a two different ambulance

851
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,560
outfits.
Yeah, right on.

852
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,480
And what's his?
Because isn't he a tech dude?

853
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,240
He's a cybersecurity expert at
State Farm, OK.

854
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,000
He has a master's degree in
cybersecurity, whatever, blah,

855
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,320
blah, blah.
Yeah, I don't know what his

856
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,080
exact degrees in, but that's
what he does.

857
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,160
He's a cyber security expert.
That's cool.

858
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Keep their servers and
infrastructure maintained, yeah.

859
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,480
And and that just, that's boring
for him, so he got another job.

860
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:44,480
Yeah, he just, he's got, he had
ADD before they knew what that

861
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,720
was.
He just can't sit still, you

862
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:47,760
know?
Yeah.

863
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,040
And that's one thing I agree
with listening to Rogan over and

864
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,960
over and over again, because he
talks about this a lot.

865
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,640
You know, the way that we raise
specifically boys is so just

866
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,080
counterintuitive to the way the
human nature is, right?

867
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,280
You know, because you were a
young boy and you had a young

868
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,600
boy and now you have grandsons.
When you're that age, they have

869
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,680
more energy than anybody can
ever imagine.

870
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,120
And we expect them to sit in a
classroom for so many hours a

871
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:24,160
day and behave, right?
That's just not in the male DNA

872
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,880
and it's not in our nature.
So, you know, we should be like

873
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,920
burning that off as much as we
can and then trying to learn.

874
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:35,120
And, you know, we just keep
doing the same thing over and

875
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,240
over again and expecting a
different result.

876
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,960
And I honestly think I've
extrapolated that all to, I

877
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,080
think that's why you end up with
a lot of kids who were horrible

878
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,600
drug addicts when they get to be
in high school because they

879
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,000
started off on Ritalin and God
knows whatever they gave them to

880
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,040
keep them calm in the classroom.
And then they start

881
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,240
experimenting with keeping
themselves calm.

882
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,600
And next thing you know, they're
shooting up the school because

883
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,040
they don't know how to do drugs.
Right.

884
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,400
That's one of the things that
one of my family members, you

885
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,600
know, alluded to.
They were self medicating

886
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,480
because they were trying to not
feel the way they were

887
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,160
constantly feeling because of
the, the, I don't want to say

888
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,640
mental illness, but just the,
the, you know, the ADHD, the

889
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,280
ADD, whatever you want to fuck
all because, because we weren't

890
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,200
big.
We were when, when, when our

891
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,640
kids are growing up, when we
grew up, right?

892
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,160
OK, case in point, we were
rambunctious in school, right?

893
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,000
We weren't put on medicine, no.
And shut the fuck down, Chris.

894
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,040
Exactly.
And I'll tell you what, to my

895
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,280
mom's credit, they tried to do
that to my brother and my mom

896
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,520
was even way back then.
You're talking like the mid 80s

897
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,720
'cause he was born in 1981 and
they were pleading with her to

898
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:52,280
put him on this medication and
she was like, no.

899
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,160
Yeah.
We don't know what that's going

900
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,640
to do to him later on in life,
and I'm not going to be

901
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,480
responsible for that.
So, you know, kudos to her for

902
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,640
dealing with him because he was
a handful because nobody really

903
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,760
knew what that was at that time.
You know, you just said, oh,

904
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:11,640
they're a handful or they're a
problem child or whatever.

905
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,960
It's like, no, they're a young
boy.

906
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,800
And that's in their DNA.
And that's just how he is.

907
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,920
So like to wrap up his story,
that's why he has four jobs.

908
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,040
He's just got his mind, has to
stay busy all the time, so he's

909
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,480
either sleeping or he's working.
He doesn't know anything else.

910
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:28,480
Gotcha.
Yeah.

911
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,680
See, we, we fought because
people told us that about Scott.

912
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,280
We're like, no, no, not doing
it, not doing it.

913
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,440
You just, you just, you need to
do better as a teacher.

914
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,720
Not doing it, not.
Doing it.

915
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:40,640
And kudos to you too, yeah.
And then and then we finally did

916
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,960
it and we're like, oh fuck,
whoops, not bad.

917
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,120
But you know, you don't, you
don't want to do that.

918
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,200
Like you said, like your mom
said, you don't know what the

919
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,680
impact's going to be just like
this.

920
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,480
What is it?
I don't have to say it right?

921
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:57,320
Ozan Peak or Ozampic.
Yeah, I always fucked the word.

922
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,960
Ozampic.
You don't know and I think Nate

923
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:02,280
and I talked about touched on
this, you don't know the

924
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:07,560
Ozampic, right?
We don't know the long term

925
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,120
effect of that.
Nobody don't you know?

926
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,200
And and people.
Start making you lose weight

927
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,760
because it's killing you.
Well, I was it's originally for

928
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,400
diabetes.
That's how they discovered it,

929
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,360
right?
It's kind of like how they

930
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,960
discovered what Viagra did a
side effect because it was for

931
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,640
Navy Seals to keep their blood
whatever going during their

932
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,040
training.
Like and then all of a sudden

933
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,360
all these fucking Navy Seals are
standing on the on the beach

934
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,960
line with heart.
They were supposed to thicken up

935
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,280
their blood and it did such a
good job that it gave them all

936
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,680
boners.
Right, right.

937
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,160
It's like, OK, this is not
standing.

938
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:42,160
Attention, gentlemen.
So but so, so thank you.

939
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,400
But the, the, the ozone peak
thing, whatever, awesome,

940
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,720
whatever the fuck, I can't say
it.

941
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,400
That was epic.
That was for diabetes and then

942
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,760
they realized that diabetes
patients are losing weight all

943
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,680
of a sudden and what's a multi
trillion dollar industry?

944
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,280
Weight loss.
Yeah, what's another multi

945
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,280
trillion dollar industry?
Porn.

946
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,960
What's another multi trillion
dollar industry?

947
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,520
Health.
Porn is a multi billion dollars.

948
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,960
Industry.
Oh yeah, probably billion.

949
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,960
Probably not trillion because.
It's it is still the most it it

950
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,160
is still responsible for the
Internet infrastructure

951
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,200
maintaining itself.
Just for the record, no shit.

952
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,440
Still to this day.
Oh yeah.

953
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,480
Wow, wow.
Always has been.

954
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,000
That's crazy.
It's been the backbone of the

955
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,360
Internet since the get go.
Whether people want to admit

956
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,040
that or not, that's that's a
fucking fact.

957
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,200
So all you people who say you've
never looked at porn, most of

958
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,560
your liars.
You're lying.

959
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,040
I've looked at.
I'm not a big porn guy.

960
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,800
Never.
Have I know, and I believe that

961
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,800
from you because you're an I've,
I've known you since 1994 or

962
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800
whatever.
I know who you are as a person.

963
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,360
And when you say that, I believe
you.

964
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,400
Yeah.
I've looked at plenty of it.

965
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,680
It's.
Just I've looked at it, I've

966
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,480
I've looked at it, but it's not
something I'm I've been a

967
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,160
single.
Guy, a lot of times in my life

968
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,480
let's facts are facts, man.
Yeah, it's this one.

969
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,640
This was things like back in the
day, right when when all of a

970
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,240
sudden the celebrity sex tapes
come out.

971
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,080
You know, that was like, oh, oh,
let's see Pamela Ashton, you

972
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,760
know, riding Tommy.
What the fuck is his last name?

973
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,000
Oh, Tommy Lee from, you know,
Mötley Crüe.

974
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,440
Yeah, so that kind of stuff,
that's just a human nature of of

975
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,240
wanting it's it's your
curiosity, you know, because you

976
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,680
hear ramblings that he's hung
like a horse.

977
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,440
I never actually watched it
because by the time I go around,

978
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,640
fuck it, I'll take a look at
you.

979
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,360
Couldn't get it anymore.
Well, here's a crazy story.

980
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,120
Yeah.
OK.

981
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,160
Because, you know, I'm not
afraid to help myself because

982
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,480
what the fuck do I got to lose?
Yeah.

983
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,360
Yeah.
And it doesn't matter.

984
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,240
I mean, it's just part of being
a human being.

985
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:41,600
But I came from here, you know,
just everyday USA, Mayberry, you

986
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,600
know, 12,000 people.
So when I moved to Chicago, that

987
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
was one culture shock.
And I learned a lot from people

988
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,440
up there.
That was the first time I ever

989
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,320
went to a strip club and shit
like that.

990
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,200
Yeah.
And then when I moved to

991
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:59,960
Phoenix, I obviously met Scott.
And one thing Scott was not

992
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,320
afraid to tell you was that he
really liked sex a lot, you

993
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:09,720
know, And so he was like, have
you ever been to one of those

994
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:11,800
shops where they sell the
videos, ladies and gentlemen?

995
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,120
There wasn't always the Internet
and you actually had to go to a

996
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,440
place and you had to buy a
fucking like.

997
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,080
Like, like adult story.
OK, Yeah.

998
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:18,360
Yeah.
So I was like.

999
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,080
Like a blockbuster for like a
blockbuster for adults.

1000
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,160
Yes, yeah.
And they were always those tan

1001
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:28,040
buildings that were very
unconspicuous or inconspicuous

1002
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,360
and just had a sign out front
and the rest.

1003
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,160
Of the that said adult videos
yes yeah there was one there's

1004
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,080
not there anymore that would but
when every time we go to the

1005
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,800
Rattlers game where they still
played in in Phoenix on on like

1006
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,200
the I don't.
Know on I-10, right?

1007
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,120
No, it's off I-10, but off of
Lincoln.

1008
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,480
Like you get off on 7th St. or
whatever and then and you're

1009
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,480
going to turn on Lincoln to go
towards the towards the Suns

1010
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,880
Arena.
It was it was just weird like

1011
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,480
you just said, like a beige
building.

1012
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,360
Yep.
And the windows were there, but

1013
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,560
they were glossed over with
something and it had this this

1014
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,280
not neon sign, but just a
regular sign on the wall that

1015
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,360
said what is it?
Adult XXX videos.

1016
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,480
That's all it said.
That was it.

1017
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,080
That was.
All it said, and there was

1018
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:11,920
always cars in the parking lot.
Always because what I didn't

1019
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:17,880
know is they had a backroom to
that place that very few people

1020
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,680
that went to those places knew
about, where they had like

1021
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,040
fucking peep shows like the
1970s.

1022
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,480
Or oh shit.
Yes, this is the part that

1023
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,480
scattering.
So like Amsterdam, the red light

1024
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:29,480
district?
Cause I've never been to

1025
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,400
Amsterdam, nor have you.
Nor have I.

1026
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,280
We would have been if, if we
would have went on a worldwide

1027
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,280
tour.
But I've, I've, I've heard the

1028
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,720
stories that you, you put money,
you go in those things, you put

1029
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,080
money in the little thing and
then the, the screen comes up

1030
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,880
and there's a chick doing
whatever she's doing.

1031
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,960
OK, so that's the place he took
me to you.

1032
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,880
Know I was like I'm.
I'm perusing around the videos

1033
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,480
and he's like, what are you
doing man?

1034
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,000
You go fucking buy a video?
I'm like I don't know, I just

1035
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,600
look and he says follow me so.
You know he talked to.

1036
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,160
Whoever.
And then we go in the fucking

1037
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,800
backroom and yeah, the curtain
opens up and no shit, there

1038
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,160
wasn't like a coin.
Operated thing you just.

1039
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,360
Paid the guy, you know, and then
you went back there and the

1040
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,040
curtain opened and you got your
show or whatever and if you

1041
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,720
wanted another one then you paid
more money or whatever.

1042
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:16,600
But I'd, you know, it was
culture shock enough for me to

1043
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:20,040
walk into an adult video store
and this fucker takes me back

1044
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,400
and shows me real life chicks
who are stripping in the back

1045
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,360
that I had.
So that's what I was going to

1046
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,360
ask.
What was the show?

1047
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,280
The strip, it was just basically
a strip tease.

1048
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,880
Yeah, so they're.
Behind a piece of plexiglass,

1049
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,240
you can't touch them or anything
and they can't even touch you.

1050
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:37,240
They're just behind a piece of
glass and you're sitting in a

1051
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,320
chair.
And I'm not sure how that's real

1052
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,040
appealing for people.
But no, I don't see, I've never.

1053
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,280
And we've, I think we've talked.
About this I've never had.

1054
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,720
I've never really understood the
appeal for strip clubs because

1055
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,520
you can't touch the chick.
You're not going home with the

1056
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,440
chick, right?
No, but for me it was more about

1057
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,160
the.
Camaraderie of hanging out with

1058
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:58,320
my buddies.
So like you're, you were with

1059
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:02,040
Nikki and Rick was with Carrie
and Scott was with Carrie,

1060
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,520
right?
So when you guys would go your

1061
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,920
separate ways, I would hang out
with my buddy Dave Smith.

1062
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,120
And he was newly back from the
Gulf War and crazy as a fucking

1063
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,360
woman, and he'd love to hang out
at strip clubs.

1064
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,480
So for me, I associated it with
hanging out with him.

1065
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,640
And then Ray Stone, he played at
the naval base, which was off

1066
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,360
I-17.
Huge fucking place.

1067
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,360
They would have like, penthouse
pets and Playboy Playmates come

1068
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,040
through and dance, you know, on
their little tours and shit.

1069
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:33,200
The USO stuff.
Yep.

1070
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,600
Yeah, crazy stuff.
Like that.

1071
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,680
So they actually had a live band
instead of having a DJ on Friday

1072
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,880
and Saturday night.
So Ray's band played there.

1073
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,040
I I wasn't.
Necessarily going there.

1074
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,920
As you know, I'm going to pick
up chicks because you I saw very

1075
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,360
quickly that that wasn't going
to happen and the girls that got

1076
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:59,240
to know me, especially going to
see Ray play, they would totally

1077
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:00,200
understand.
That and I.

1078
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,720
Would get all kinds of friends
benefits, you know, free dances

1079
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,400
and free drinks.
And like, I'm not here to hit on

1080
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,120
you.
And I learned a lot about them

1081
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,360
there too.
Like a lot of them would get

1082
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,400
stuck in the trap where people
don't understand us.

1083
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,120
A lot of them are really going
to school.

1084
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,880
You know, that's not just a
story.

1085
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,720
They are really going to school
to be accountants and doctors

1086
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:23,600
and lawyers and whatever.
But here's the trap they fall

1087
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,800
into.
They can make $2500 a day, some

1088
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:34,680
of them up to three, or $4000 a
day being a stripper untaxed.

1089
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,760
And I've and I and I've sold.
House right and I've.

1090
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,880
Sold houses in the past, I mean
years ago to strippers and when,

1091
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,040
when you could have mattress
money, mattress money, boys and

1092
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,440
girls, was if you had a home,
you had money in your safe.

1093
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,000
You just had to explain to the
lender, oh, I have, you know,

1094
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,640
$60,000 in my safe at home
because I'm a dancer and they

1095
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,480
deposit it in their bank over,
you know, a 90 day period of

1096
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,600
time.
And then we can use, then it's

1097
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,200
seasoned and then we can use
that for their down payment and

1098
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,280
closing costs, whatever.
Now it doesn't work because it's

1099
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,080
mattress money and and you know,
if they're still making that

1100
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,640
kind of money, right?
Because why would they have

1101
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,280
stopped?
But you can't there's, you got

1102
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,200
to claim it if you deposit it.
And if so, it's just weird

1103
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,120
little shit now.
But yeah, and they were, they

1104
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,080
were the, they were the, they
were fun to work with because

1105
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:28,960
there wasn't, it wasn't, there
is no nothing of a there's no

1106
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,040
sexual.
Innuendos at all?

1107
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,440
Like people got to understand
that they're, they're humans.

1108
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,640
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a realtor.
I'm selling them a property.

1109
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,000
That's it 100% business.
So there's no flirting.

1110
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,160
There was no fucking around.
There was no there was no

1111
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,800
innuendo discussions at all.
And I think that's why I ended

1112
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,200
up selling two or three because
I legit just I don't care what

1113
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,080
you do for a living.
My job is to find you a house.

1114
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,600
You strip cool.
That means you have cash.

1115
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,760
You can, you can you can pay
your own closing costs.

1116
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,080
Let's go.
You know, I don't care.

1117
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,200
I could care less what you do.
It's none of my business.

1118
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,800
I all I want to know is you're
approved how much you want to

1119
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,600
spend.
Let's go.

1120
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,960
Well, that was initially the
problem.

1121
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:09,680
With when the state of Colorado
made marijuana legal, they were

1122
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,160
the first state obviously,
right.

1123
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:16,480
So the federal government did
two things, which was bullshit.

1124
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:21,640
They immediately told all the
pot distributors, anybody who

1125
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,200
was in that business, they said
they told the banks, if you

1126
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:29,160
accept any money from any of
these businesses, we, we will

1127
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:33,280
revoke your FDIC, you know,
Deposit Insurance immediately.

1128
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,720
That'll be the first thing
that'll happen.

1129
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,880
So that that's since been fixed,
but the next thing they did is

1130
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,400
since it was federally illegal,
they tried to do raids on these

1131
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,200
grow houses, which was bullshit
too.

1132
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:52,800
Yeah, it was a rough.
Start, but yeah.

1133
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,640
Oh.
Yeah, you know what I found they

1134
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:57,000
made.
It super rough when we.

1135
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:01,120
Were in New Orleans.
In March, New Orleans is not a

1136
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,600
marijuana Free State.
I find that.

1137
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,440
Right.
Hard to believe.

1138
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,200
Yeah, I, I was.
Blown away by.

1139
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,920
That I was thinking and.
You know, I was just no shit,

1140
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,520
like, like, like really.
Arizona's got.

1141
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,880
Dispensaries fucking every
corner, which I find that hard

1142
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,040
to believe.
Right.

1143
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,040
And and when you told me that, I
was shocked.

1144
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,120
Because mostly.
Arizona's Republican

1145
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,320
conservatives, Yeah.
No, I have.

1146
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,840
I just topped my head, 'cause I
drive by.

1147
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:33,560
Him one.
There's at least 2 within 5

1148
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,480
miles of my house as I go.
Is it all of Arizona or is it

1149
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,600
just Maricopa?
County.

1150
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,680
I don't.
I don't know.

1151
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,400
I don't know.
I know Illinois.

1152
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,960
Has them in certain spots
because when I was back there

1153
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,880
years ago for my, my, oh, the
whole state of Illinois, yeah,

1154
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,040
so I know.
But yeah, New Orleans.

1155
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,200
It's it's not, it's one of the
things when we got there, we

1156
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,320
were fucking around, you know,
walking up and down where

1157
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,440
Bourbon Street is, but the
street off Bourbon Street, like

1158
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,080
all where all the other stuff is
and and I you see smoke shops

1159
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,760
And so I left at Nikki.
I'm like, there's no

1160
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,960
dispensaries around here and
that you know, and so we went

1161
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,120
back to the room and we went
back to the room.

1162
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,840
I Googled it.
New Orleans does not have

1163
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,080
medical marijuana.
I know it has medical.

1164
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,960
That's it.
You have to have, you have to

1165
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,440
have all the proper
documentation for medical

1166
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,520
purposes only.
It's not recreational at all,

1167
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,640
which I was.
The only problem in Illinois is

1168
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,240
you can't afford to buy it.
Is that expensive?

1169
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,320
Oh, it's.
So there's. 5 taxes that they

1170
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:32,160
can exercise on marijuana.
Illinois exercises four of them.

1171
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,080
The state of Michigan only
exercises 2 and they're capped,

1172
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:38,640
which is why you drive to
Michigan.

1173
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,320
Yes.
And their taxes are.

1174
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,000
Capped at a flat 10%.
Oh, that's good.

1175
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,280
We have like.
A 23%.

1176
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:53,040
Tax for anything over 50% THC
there's the actual THC tax

1177
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:58,040
there's a state tax there's a
county tax it's fucking

1178
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,040
outrageous see and I.
Always believed.

1179
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,320
I was of the train of thought
when they.

1180
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,360
Started the album with with
legalizing it.

1181
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,080
Like I liked what Colorado did
and I thought, OK, well if you

1182
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:09,520
take the legalization of
marijuana and then you tax the

1183
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,040
fuck out of it, kind of like
you're saying like you tax

1184
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,800
cigarettes and you tax beer and
you tax alcohol.

1185
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:18,360
Illinois made $1.2 billion.
For 2024, OK, see so that so you

1186
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,440
take the.
Revenue you make from selling

1187
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:24,280
marijuana legally and you pump
it into schools.

1188
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,280
That's not happening.
I know.

1189
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,320
Which is fucked up.
Nobody knows where.

1190
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,000
That money is going, which is
fucked up.

1191
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,800
Because think about it.
If if imagine.

1192
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,200
If Arizona school districts, if
you do it, if you do it, if you

1193
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,080
do it citywide.
So like say you have 5

1194
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,680
dispensaries in Chandler, so you
tax that and the taxes that are

1195
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:43,880
taxed that are collected from
those five dispensaries in

1196
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,640
Chandler goes in the Channel
Unified School District.

1197
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,720
You know what I'm saying?
Same with Tempe, same with

1198
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:49,400
Phoenix.
Same with We got one here,

1199
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,880
believe it or not, in our little
town.

1200
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,840
We.
Have one that I agree with you,

1201
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:55,560
that money should go straight to
the grade schools and the high

1202
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,400
school because.
Yeah, because you know, like,

1203
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,920
like.
Gaming right salt the the all I

1204
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,280
know is Navajos and a patch.
So the Navajos when they have

1205
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,080
their casinos and shit, don't
get mad at me.

1206
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:09,160
People don't get mad at me, Tony
OK, because I'm just ignorant

1207
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,920
when it comes to that.
But, and I don't recall, I guess

1208
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,880
it's Indian gaming, right.
OK, so the Indian gaming, right,

1209
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,880
a big portion of that goes back
to their people, not enough and

1210
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,000
I don't know what the fuck to do
with it.

1211
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,680
But then another portion of that
goes to schools because there's

1212
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,600
there's Nikki gets money every
year based on the gaming

1213
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,000
procedure.
I don't know how because that

1214
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,240
was an agreement they, I think
that they made.

1215
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,840
Probably, but so that's
benefiting.

1216
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,480
Non reservationists, right, so
and I don't think they have to

1217
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,840
do that so they might they.
Probably do that out of the

1218
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,160
kindness of their heart because
that's sovereign land and

1219
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,520
they're making bank and you can
I'm just saying that that's.

1220
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,280
Cool that they do that because
there's.

1221
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,200
Probably.
They probably don't have to,

1222
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,520
being that they're not governed
by the federal government,

1223
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,880
right?
Agreed.

1224
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:59,320
But I think it probably helps.
It helps their public image.

1225
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,360
For sure, Yes, yes, and and it
and it.

1226
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,520
Does they pump money into
schools?

1227
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,720
And you can tell when they get
their checks in Arizona because

1228
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,600
all of a sudden when you're
driving through those, those

1229
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,520
parts of the Valley, oh, brand
new Escalade 120, there's an

1230
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,760
F-150.
Oh, there's a Dodge.

1231
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,440
Oh, there's a Bentley.
Like somebody got their checks.

1232
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,480
Their houses are fucking falling
apart.

1233
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,920
Nothing in the yard.
I'll tell you what's going to

1234
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,840
happen.
To Illinois is the same thing

1235
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,600
that happened to Michigan, only
Michigan was smart from the get

1236
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,200
go.
Marijuana grows very easily, so

1237
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,320
when you have scientists.
Growing it, which is what they

1238
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,200
have.
Now, like these grow houses,

1239
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,280
they employ biologists who
graduate from an actual

1240
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,080
university and have degrees.
So for the people who are anti

1241
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:49,400
marijuana, who are listening to
this out there, the industry

1242
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:55,120
that cropped up around it, no
pun intended, but it really you.

1243
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,400
Know you have, chemist you have.
Biologist you have botanist you

1244
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:02,600
know all these people are now
employed who had degrees in this

1245
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,880
that couldn't find jobs
elsewhere that's beside the

1246
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,360
point.
Marijuana is super easy to grow

1247
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,960
for anybody for an idiot can
grow it right.

1248
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,760
So when you have trained
professionals.

1249
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:16,240
Growing it.
You end up with yields that are

1250
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:21,000
out of this world, and now
they're.

1251
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:24,080
Well, they are I.
Thought I was going to say

1252
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,560
they're practically giving it
away.

1253
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,680
There were three billboards on
my way there last time that

1254
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,680
said, if you're one of the 1st
310 customers today, we'll give

1255
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,400
you a free half oz.
So they're literally giving weed

1256
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,760
away up there.
Wow, the same thing's going to.

1257
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,360
Happen to Illinois?
They're going to find that

1258
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:43,480
they're going to end up with way
too much product because

1259
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,480
nobody's going to pay that
exorbitant amount forever.

1260
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:50,200
You just can't, OK.
And then they're going to have

1261
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,120
to.
Drive the prices down.

1262
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:58,760
As of this just this was.
December 18th. 2006 OK because I

1263
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,040
googled this shit in two. 1006
This the.

1264
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:05,200
The the I asked.
I asked Google marijuana crops

1265
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,080
in America.
So I clicked on the button.

1266
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,040
What is the USA's largest cash
crop?

1267
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,080
OK, 2006.
This is 2025.

1268
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,960
The study estimates that
marijuana production at a value

1269
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:22,080
of 35.8 billion exceeds the
combined value of corn 23.3

1270
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:26,280
billion and wheat 7.5 billion.
To Activist for marijuana

1271
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,120
legalization study confirms a
position they've held for years

1272
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,480
and uses government stats to
support their claim.

1273
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:37,160
That was in 2635.
That's why I was hoping I was.

1274
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,840
Going to get that.
Chart Marijuana.

1275
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,200
Is the 6th biggest.
Cash crop in the United States.

1276
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:51,640
This was a This is August 2023.
A report in 2022 saw cannabis

1277
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:57,240
harvest of 2.83 metric tons.
That's a lot of fuck tons, up to

1278
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:01,240
24% from 2021.
While the.

1279
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:05,280
The count of states having
legalized marijuana stands only

1280
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:10,600
at 23 15 had at the time of the
release of the new report come

1281
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,360
as far as opening state license.
Retail stores mainly do their

1282
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:17,880
flurry legislation since 21
altering 9 states the the 15

1283
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,560
states where dispensaries are
open and tied to more than

1284
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,240
13,000 active legal cannabis
farms.

1285
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:26,680
According to leafy.
This is a thing called leafy

1286
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:28,560
leafy.
Well, here's the real tragedy

1287
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,800
and I'll have you look this.
Up too when we were sold this

1288
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,760
horrible bill of goods that
basically prohibited people from

1289
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:42,000
doing marijuana, they also
prohibited farmers from growing

1290
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,680
hemp at the same time because
they didn't understand that it

1291
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,280
was two different products
right.

1292
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,880
You only get buds from the
female plant.

1293
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,000
For those of you who are
listening that don't know a lot

1294
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:57,120
about growing marijuana
cannabis, the male plant is full

1295
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,000
of essential, essential
nutrients.

1296
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:05,000
You can build buildings out of
it you.

1297
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,640
Can make.
Clothes out of it and it's

1298
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,400
basically like a plant from
space, right?

1299
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,640
Everything in everything like
the Jesus time.

1300
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,280
And the pirates and shit, a lot
of those, a lot of those, all

1301
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,400
that shit was made-up.
Every bit of it was the.

1302
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:25,160
Ropes the yeah yeah so type in
is growing hemp legal anywhere

1303
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:28,840
in the United States because the
other thing they do is they make

1304
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:34,160
like well you would be familiar
with it so would Nate a lot of

1305
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:39,080
your supplements are made out of
CBC and CBC now before.

1306
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,960
Before I go off of this page,
because what I just read a

1307
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:46,840
minute ago was, was in 2006
marijuana beat out corn and

1308
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,000
wheat combined, right?
According to this thing, in

1309
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:54,400
2022, marijuana was only a $5
billion.

1310
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:59,600
So somebody's fucking massaging
the stats there and and corn was

1311
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,480
82.6 billion.
So you know, somebody's lying.

1312
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:06,800
Hemp, hemp, hemp, hemp.
I just want to know if it's

1313
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:08,920
legal to grow anywhere.
In the United States.

1314
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:15,320
Yet I would think it would be.
Is it legal to grow hemp in

1315
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:19,120
America?
Hemp is a legal crop in the

1316
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:20,600
United States.
It was.

1317
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,120
It was legal in the 18th and
19th century.

1318
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,480
Then production was effectively
banned until the mid 20th

1319
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:30,560
century and has returned as a
legal crop in the 21st century.

1320
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,240
Nice How?
How many can you grow hemp

1321
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:34,480
legally?
In order to produce hemp in the

1322
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,840
United States, you must obtain A
hemp license from the proved

1323
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:41,360
regulatory licensing authority
in the state, tribe, tribe, or

1324
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,960
US territory where you intended
to produce hemp.

1325
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,560
Where can you grow hemp in the
United States?

1326
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,920
Colorado, The Rocky Mountain
State enjoys an established long

1327
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,240
running hemp program with clear
and reliable rules.

1328
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:59,000
Oregon Oregon farmers like those
in the Colorado benefit from a

1329
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,880
business friendly Department of
Agricultural.

1330
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:05,320
New York, South Dakota.
I'm surprised by New York, Idaho

1331
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:09,280
and Mississippi is Is hemp legal
in all 50 states?

1332
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:14,240
CBD possession in 50 states Yes.
Contrary to popular opinion, CBD

1333
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:17,040
is not illegal is not legal in
all 50 states, even if it's

1334
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:20,200
sourced from hemp.
This is because all states have

1335
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,880
their own Controlled Substance
Act which generally mirror this

1336
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:28,280
the federal CSA which is so
stupid that they call CBD.

1337
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:31,440
A controlled substance because
it it's only positive.

1338
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,360
There's only positive.
You don't get high from it,

1339
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:34,400
right?
Because it is.

1340
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:37,040
It's because it says can I?
Grow my own hip, but it says

1341
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,520
it's legally it's legal
federally in all 50 states.

1342
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,320
That's awesome.
That's I guess that's what I was

1343
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,200
looking for any.
Cannabis planter product that

1344
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,720
has a higher.
Than .03% THC content is

1345
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,960
classified as marijuana from
both a legal and commercial

1346
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:53,680
standpoint, so it's important to
know the THC levels in the

1347
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:56,280
species, variety or hybrid that
you plan to grow.

1348
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,480
Well, you're only going to get
THC out of the female.

1349
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:00,960
Plant.
So if you got a bunch of male

1350
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,800
plants, you're going to be
waiting a while.

1351
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,600
How much does simp Hemp Hemp
Hemp.

1352
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:09,440
Hemp.
Hemp sell for a pound, $600.00

1353
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:15,360
per pound THC hemp flour price
per pound.

1354
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,320
I was as I'm saying this, I'm
thinking about that person that

1355
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,400
gave us feedback about every
time you say pee on the on the

1356
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,320
podcast and you get the the
people prevent prevent pee pig

1357
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,240
Peck pickled.
You have a windscreen on the

1358
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,400
front of that microphone.
Oh.

1359
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:28,760
That's what that is.
Yeah, right on.

1360
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,520
The actual microphone is way
down inside.

1361
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,640
That microphone?
Oh cool, you can take that

1362
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:36,760
screen off and you'll see where
the actual diaphragm is.

1363
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,240
Oh, I can touch it.
I can touch it.

1364
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:38,800
OK.
Yeah.

1365
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:42,120
So.
So for greenhouse and mixed

1366
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,640
light grown THC, and it has a
weird thing.

1367
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,360
THCA like THC is all caps and a
little tiny.

1368
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:50,800
A hemp flower.
Yeah, they've subdivided it into

1369
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,520
THCA.
And THC, maybe it's B or C if I

1370
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:59,200
don't remember.
So March 26th, 2000. 24 It's

1371
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:02,800
between 614 hundred a pound with
an average price of $823 per

1372
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,800
pound.
I wonder how many I?

1373
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,600
Wonder how many hemp plants you
would need to produce?

1374
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,720
A pound of hemp.
Because a lot.

1375
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,840
Yeah.
I won't.

1376
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:14,560
I won't name any names, but you.
You.

1377
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,800
Know who I'm talking about?
That's how much our friend was

1378
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:25,960
buying a pound for in the early
to mid nineties, $600.00 OK, so.

1379
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,040
So it's a very stable product
too.

1380
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:29,160
I guess that's.
My point?

1381
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,800
Yeah, and it takes a few weeks
for the seeds to.

1382
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,160
Sprout and to grow into healthy
seedlings.

1383
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,160
Hemp that is.
But you can harvest hemp as soon

1384
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:40,040
as the seeds start to develop,
which takes about four months.

1385
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,680
If you harvest them sooner, the
stem won't be as sturdy.

1386
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,000
See what I'm saying though?
You can get like a.

1387
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,640
Lot of growing seasons because
it only takes you know, between

1388
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:53,439
four and six months to get a
usable crop, right?

1389
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,920
So you're going to get 3 crops a
year if you're, you know, soils

1390
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:59,080
turned over right and you know
what you're doing right.

1391
01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,840
So I should just turn my acre
into a hemp production farm?

1392
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:08,880
You should yes, start.
Making sales Build the next

1393
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,120
Mayflower honey.
We're going to start growing

1394
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,439
hemp in the pasture.
Fuck the chicken.

1395
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,760
So you don't watch S Parker?
That would be even funnier

1396
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,920
because.
That's what Randy did.

1397
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,439
He moved to the country and
became a hemp farmer.

1398
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,680
OK, Yeah.
I've never watched South Park.

1399
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,600
Never tried to.
It's.

1400
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:25,000
Kind of like Breaking Bad.
I never watched Breaking Bad,

1401
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,160
but Breaking, Dude, I know it
hit too close to home man in the

1402
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,720
high for me too.
Trust me.

1403
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,080
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I get it.

1404
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,680
We're doing.
We just watched them.

1405
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,800
We're on the we have we're one
episode left, I think for the

1406
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,000
Yellowstone wrap up.
So that's a trip if you haven't

1407
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,920
been watching Yellowstone.
Oh yeah, I'm all caught up on

1408
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:50,560
that.
So we're at the one where they

1409
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:51,760
just.
They auctioned everything off.

1410
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,440
They got 30. $1,000,000 And in
case he's like, hey, how much is

1411
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,160
that Bentley worth?
Well, it's worth shit because

1412
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,760
it's at least well if you owned
it, $300,000.

1413
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,800
So if I bought it for a dollar,
would it be taxed on the dollar

1414
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:06,160
or $300,000?
And then she was like the dollar

1415
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:08,520
and then all of a sudden every,
all the bells went off.

1416
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:11,440
So that's where we're at.
That's what so so I'm I'm Nikki

1417
01:10:11,440 --> 01:10:14,400
and I are the of the of the like
mind that they're going to sell

1418
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,800
it to RIP for like a buck and
Ripple pay taxes on a buck.

1419
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,600
Because he deserves it.
More than anybody.

1420
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,320
And then, you know, stick it to
the man that way.

1421
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,480
Who knows?
But don't tell me.

1422
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:27,440
I don't want to know.
Nikki likes his writer called

1423
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,640
Harlan Corbin.
So we just, we finished watching

1424
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,680
this show called Missing You.
It's pretty good, but it's

1425
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,440
based.
It's Netflix.

1426
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,200
If you if Harlan Coburn,
whatever, if you type in missing

1427
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,840
you, you'll get all It's got a
whole bunch of cool crime drama

1428
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:46,640
shit we watched that don't move
where the chick gets paralyzed.

1429
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,520
That was a that was a good.
It was it.

1430
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:54,280
Wasn't one of those that you're
glued to the screen because you

1431
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,160
could get up and leave and come
back in the room and you still

1432
01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:58,840
know what's going on.
So it was a cool background

1433
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,440
movie that was entertaining
enough to keep your attention.

1434
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:07,440
The concept was really cool.
None of it was really far

1435
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:08,640
fetched.
Some of the things the serial

1436
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,880
killer did and it was was like
fucking really, dude.

1437
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,600
But other than that, it was it
was it was a good flick.

1438
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,200
It was one of the guys, the
serial killer was a guy from the

1439
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,720
American Horror Story series.
It wasn't Tate the the blonde

1440
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,000
one who's just a fucking
phenomenal actor.

1441
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,560
That's another guy.
I forget what he played in in in

1442
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,400
the in the series, but he's a
good actor.

1443
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:31,920
And then the chick, the reason I
brought that up, the chick in it

1444
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,320
was Casey's wife in Yellowstone.
That's who plays the main female

1445
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,440
character in Missing You.
Oh, nice.

1446
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,760
Yeah.
So it's it's a good.

1447
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,000
And you don't realize how.
Fucking like TV ads 10 lbs.

1448
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,280
This fucking chicks are real
man.

1449
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:48,440
Like there's nothing to her.
Yeah, Rogan said.

1450
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,360
That's bullshit.
Those.

1451
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:53,440
People are just fat, he said.
I don't know what he said.

1452
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,960
I've.
Always heard that.

1453
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,960
And he was on News Radio for,
what, five years?

1454
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:03,280
He's like, I look like me, man.
Well, no, but she really is.

1455
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,200
She's.
A real dude.

1456
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:06,000
Oh, she is.
Super skinny, no question.

1457
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,400
Like when?
She was walking away one of the

1458
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,640
scenes.
She's walking through the forest

1459
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:11,760
with the serial killer, not
knowing he was a serial killer

1460
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:16,840
and legit like her.
You know, you have the woman's

1461
01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:19,240
ass, which we all love women's
asses.

1462
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,520
And.
And then you have, you know,

1463
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:23,040
little apple part.
Little apple part that goes up

1464
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:24,560
and then, you know, the legs
come down.

1465
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,280
Like there was nothing left in
the imagination.

1466
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,960
She's that skinny and she's
wearing tight fitting jeans.

1467
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,800
Not that there was anything
exposed, but just you could see

1468
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,160
that.
Wow, she's just skinny.

1469
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,600
Like there's nothing there.
Yeah.

1470
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:38,640
I almost like the mystery more
than the reward.

1471
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,640
Sometimes.
Well, yeah, no, and it wasn't.

1472
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,640
It wasn't anything revealing.
It's just it's you could tell

1473
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:47,720
somebody's really skinny from
behind, you know, you just can

1474
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:52,400
because you can, you know, and
she was wondering what would be

1475
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:55,200
we worn in the mountains anyway.
So you know, have you guys

1476
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,880
watched Happy Face?
On Paramount, yeah, I, I, I

1477
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,760
started it and then.
And then I haven't watched it

1478
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,280
yet.
Yeah, I I started it, but I

1479
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,040
didn't.
I didn't.

1480
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,480
I didn't.
I'm waiting till all the

1481
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:06,960
episodes come out.
I don't like to.

1482
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,000
Wait for that shit drives me
nuts.

1483
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,280
I didn't give it the attention
it deserved because it came

1484
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,720
across.
The the thing the other day I

1485
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,560
was like, Oh yeah, happy face.
Yeah, I keep meaning to ask you

1486
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,840
about that every time I.
See the preview for it.

1487
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:20,440
And I just keep forgetting
that's based on the true story.

1488
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:22,160
Yeah, that's why I want to.
Watch it.

1489
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:24,920
Yeah, her dad was a.
Serial killer, yeah, Which is,

1490
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,480
you know, that's kind of cool.
You know it's.

1491
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:31,400
Kind of like how how how Jake
the the, the, the call by call

1492
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,520
by call, play by play guy.
He's serial killer.

1493
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:38,520
You know that Lights was going
to live on forever.

1494
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Jake the serial killer.
Jake serial killer.

1495
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:44,160
Poor kids going to go to get a
fucking job and they're going to

1496
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:44,760
be like.
Nope.

1497
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,720
You're.
You're a known serial killer.

1498
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:48,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was funny.

1499
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,240
It was funny.
It's just.

1500
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:55,600
My persona on the radio.
You're right.

1501
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,320
All right.
Hey.

1502
01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,360
I got one that'll.
Blow you away, OK.

1503
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:01,600
Good.
I was going to say anything else

1504
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,720
we want to talk about?
Oh.

1505
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,280
Yeah, this one I.
I had to do a double take on

1506
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,440
this.
It says the last time all living

1507
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,600
humans were on earth
simultaneously was October 31st,

1508
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,600
2000.
Mama Kay's birthday, by the way.

1509
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,720
OK, happy birthday mom.
Gay October.

1510
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,840
The last time all living humans
were on Earth.

1511
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,680
Simultaneously was October 31st,
2000.

1512
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:26,440
So it says since October 31st,
2000, humans have maintained A

1513
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,240
continuous presence in space
aboard the International Space

1514
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,760
Station.
This began with Expedition 1,

1515
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,680
and since then crews from around
the world have rotated in and

1516
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,800
out, conducting scientific
research and advancing space

1517
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:42,560
exploration without a break.
So we've always had someone off

1518
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:44,600
the planet for the last 25
years.

1519
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,280
I I saw some bullshit the other
day.

1520
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,760
And I called bullshit because I
just called bullshit that

1521
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,680
there's going to be hotels in
space by 2027.

1522
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,720
I saw that same thing.
I just, I don't.

1523
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:57,840
If if that was.
True.

1524
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:04,240
I think there'd be a lot more
document documentation on it and

1525
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:06,920
the progress.
I did see something was

1526
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:10,080
interesting on on Instagram
because I followed NASA and

1527
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,000
stuff.
They had, they had the Earth and

1528
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,000
then they had, I don't know how
they got the picture of the

1529
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,760
Earth like they're hanging out
on, on Saturn or something.

1530
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,200
Had this, you know, outside
angle looking in on Earth and

1531
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:25,640
the satellites this from 1965 to
now.

1532
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,320
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, because we kind of.

1533
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,920
Touched on this one, I told you.
That there were what they say if

1534
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:38,240
they don't do something by 20,
35 or 2040 or something might

1535
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,200
have been sooner than that.
If we don't make some kind of

1536
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,080
concerted effort, we're stuck.
We're not going to be able to

1537
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,240
get off the planet.
Yeah, no.

1538
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,440
And they and you got to imagine
here's.

1539
01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,080
Another one that'll blow you
away, OK.

1540
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,520
Oh no.
Say what you're going to say.

1541
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,040
Well, no, I should say that you
got to imagine some of those

1542
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:56,080
things.
Are fucking going to start

1543
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:59,400
falling out of the sky?
Yes.

1544
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:01,400
You know, that was another worry
that they had.

1545
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,080
And how do you launch?
How do you go to the moon?

1546
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,080
Or how do you go into space
without running into satellites?

1547
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:10,120
And when when the space station
guys are taking pictures

1548
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:13,120
outside, how come you can't see
the satellites?

1549
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:16,240
You can you all of a sudden you
can start seeing UFOs and ship,

1550
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:17,600
but why aren't you seeing the
satellites have?

1551
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,400
So here's the problem.
OK.

1552
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,480
It's not that.
It's like.

1553
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:26,400
The LA Freeway at 4:00.
Good analogy.

1554
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:30,040
Good analogy.
It's that we only have.

1555
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:35,600
A couple windows on earth to get
into space, like launch angle

1556
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:38,440
and trajectory.
I knew that, which is why stuff

1557
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,200
gets scrubbed.
The problem?

1558
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,520
Is is if we get too many?
Orbiting objects.

1559
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,960
There's always going to be an
object going by when we need to

1560
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:48,840
get out.
You know what I'm saying?

1561
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:51,440
That's the problem.
It's not that we're going to be

1562
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,520
like, and it they did say that
if we continue at the rate we're

1563
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:57,360
going, it will be like the LA
freeway at 4:00.

1564
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:01,120
But our problem right now is
we're going to have enough

1565
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:06,240
things orbiting the Earth that
the few places that we can

1566
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:09,400
actually get off the planet
from, it's not an accident that

1567
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,720
they do it from Florida and
Texas and certain places in

1568
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:15,360
China.
And you know, they strategically

1569
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,840
position these because that's
the safest way to get off the

1570
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,560
planet.
You can't just go straight up

1571
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,840
and slam.
Into whatever.

1572
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:24,520
You know, all that shit's way
above my head.

1573
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:27,600
But yeah, they have.
They have.

1574
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,640
To go out at specific points.
And if we launch too many

1575
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:34,520
satellites that are orbiting the
Earth, everything will be

1576
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,360
clogged up to where there's
always going to be a satellite

1577
01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,560
going by when we want to launch
our rocket out there.

1578
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:42,080
Well, and you would think with
the technology we have that

1579
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,800
we've.
We've now been obviously digging

1580
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:47,320
deeper into the alien artifacts
that we have and people like

1581
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,800
Elon Musk, who's brilliant.
I don't care what anybody really

1582
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,240
thinks.
I mean, the man himself is

1583
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:52,440
fucking brilliant.
You love him, I hate him.

1584
01:17:52,440 --> 01:17:53,480
I don't give a fuck.
He's brilliant.

1585
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,880
You call for what it is.
It may be a whack A mole, but

1586
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,360
he's fucking brilliant.
If anybody says he's stupid,

1587
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:59,760
they're they're.
Stupid.

1588
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,240
Yeah, he's a genius.
So you would think they could

1589
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:03,920
take you.
Shouldn't be?

1590
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,200
Running the government agreed,
so we.

1591
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,560
Have you know say.
There's, let's just say there's

1592
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:10,480
10 million satellites orbiting
Earth, right?

1593
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,760
Yes, OK.
I don't know if that's an

1594
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,160
accurate number.
Or not, but let's just say

1595
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,560
there's 10 million satellites
orbiting Earth.

1596
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,880
Why can't we take 5 million of
them and then flush them down

1597
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:23,280
the toilet and then and just
take 10 satellites and combine

1598
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,040
the usage for those 50 million
or those 5 million?

1599
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:27,920
You know what I mean?
Like, like you can build a

1600
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:30,640
better spaceship, right?
Because he proved that like, he

1601
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,880
can launch that spaceship and
then the fucking booster comes

1602
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:35,560
back and lands itself.
So you're no longer wasting the

1603
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,200
booster.
Except for the time he did build

1604
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,480
a better rocket, right?
So why?

1605
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:41,240
Not build a multi purpose.
Satellite.

1606
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,720
Well, I think that's probably
where his brain is going, you

1607
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,280
know?
Do something that that.

1608
01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,120
I mean, you got to have you got
to have a couple, right?

1609
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:50,040
You won't have just you don't
want to have one satellite

1610
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:52,560
designed to to cover all
communications because that

1611
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,080
would fuck us all up.
Which one is it there?

1612
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:59,880
OK, USA is black now because we
just shot down their shit.

1613
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,680
So you you got to have some
variables, right?

1614
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:06,160
But you would think they could
condense what's up there and

1615
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,280
make it more manageable.
That would be a fascinating

1616
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,320
field trip, right?
Going to NASA, to the satellite

1617
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:13,360
station, seeing how many
satellites do you have in space?

1618
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,680
Let's ask.
That would be awesome.

1619
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,000
How?
Many.

1620
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:20,720
Satellites.
Oh, fucking, it's like, it's

1621
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:23,120
like it's listening to us, Mike,
It is.

1622
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,000
Who?
Owns the most satellites in

1623
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,920
space. the United States has
over 8000.

1624
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:35,920
Russia has over 1500, China has
over 800, and the United Kingdom

1625
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:40,360
has over 700.
So you're talking like what, 15?

1626
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,120
1000 roughly Starlink.
Starlink itself has.

1627
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,040
Over 7000 satellites.
OK.

1628
01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:49,720
So if if the US has 8000 of
them, so does DIRECTV and Dish.

1629
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,280
And that didn't answer my
question.

1630
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,960
How many satellites are in
orbit?

1631
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:57,880
Now I want to know how many now
there it is OK.

1632
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:01,360
Wow, I was.
Way off my 10 million, according

1633
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:05,600
to UNOSA.
I knew one that many there are

1634
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,840
8. 1261.
Satellites orbiting the Earth as

1635
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:12,360
of January 2022.
Now we know.

1636
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:16,880
So in 2023, it's 9115.
OK, because I was going to say

1637
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:18,040
Elon, that was the last one.
I.

1638
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,760
Got Elon Musk has been
launching.

1639
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:23,240
Shit every month.
Yeah, it says the number

1640
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,400
increased significantly.
Driven largely by the growth of

1641
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,720
mega constellations like
Spacex's Starlink, right?

1642
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:33,600
But the catch is according to
this two. 1022 report or 2023

1643
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:40,840
report only 4852 are active.
So out of that 808,200 half of

1644
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,360
them are fucking dead.
Yeah.

1645
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:44,600
So let's fucking get them out of
the sky, man.

1646
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,280
I think that's easier said than
done.

1647
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:54,240
You got a rope?
If you're talking to my dad in

1648
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:58,520
19. 85 If you had some duct tape
and some WD40, we could make

1649
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,680
this happen.
There's 3400 satellites in

1650
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,800
space.
That are not active.

1651
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,080
I think they just need to start
falling from the sky.

1652
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:08,200
You know I think I'm going to
leave them down.

1653
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,440
I'm going to leave you with this
parting thought, OK, Parting

1654
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,200
thought.
Because this is going to make.

1655
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:16,440
Every day of your.
Life and our listeners lives

1656
01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:20,120
easier from this day forward
because after I read this, I

1657
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,600
kind of breathed easier because
it all made sense.

1658
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:29,080
Psychologist Stanley Milgram
found that 80% of the population

1659
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:33,880
do not have the psychological or
moral resources to defy an

1660
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:38,320
authority's order, no matter how
illegitimate the order is over

1661
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:42,640
80%.
Therefore, only 20% of us have

1662
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:48,480
critical thinking capacity.
This explains quite a lot and

1663
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,200
his study.
Went over 40 years.

1664
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:53,920
Wow, so this is a.
Guy who saw people.

1665
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:57,040
In and out as.
A clinical psychologist every

1666
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:01,800
day and what he deducted is over
80% of the people that he saw do

1667
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,040
not have.
They just don't have the

1668
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:09,960
capacity to defy a direct order
from an authority figure for any

1669
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:11,960
reason ever.
They just can't.

1670
01:22:12,560 --> 01:22:17,920
Even if they were told to go
chop their Dick off if they

1671
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,880
thought that, you know.
That's what.

1672
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:24,680
And basically the point of the
post this.

1673
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,040
Was a friend of mine that
posted.

1674
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:30,040
It and he put at the top, he
said this explains people's

1675
01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:31,880
actions and COVID and droves,
right?

1676
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:36,720
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm dropping a video I

1677
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:40,480
made because since COVID I
snore, then snore before COVID

1678
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,920
got COVID twice, then I snore.
I'm fucking extremely healthy,

1679
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,080
you know what I mean?
You just look at me and think,

1680
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:48,200
you know, snore.
So we're trying these things

1681
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:49,760
out.
So I tried this one thing out.

1682
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:52,400
Next show I'll bring it on and
I'll show you what it is.

1683
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:54,960
Fucking didn't work and it's
fucking insanely uncomfortable.

1684
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:56,440
I'm like, how does people
fucking sleep with this shit?

1685
01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,160
Right?
And so we went to the sleep

1686
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:01,520
study.
Of course I didn't, I wasn't

1687
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,600
presenting enough problems to
actually go to a sleep study

1688
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,920
like the movie Dreamscape, you
know, where you learn how to get

1689
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:08,200
into people's dreams and be a
cyber real serial killer.

1690
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:11,320
I have friends that did that.
Oh, that was fucking awesome.

1691
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:15,080
So I had an app.
There was an app that tied to my

1692
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:16,600
phone and that was a sleep
study.

1693
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:19,520
Like I wouldn't want to CPAP
anyway because again, I don't.

1694
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,520
I don't need that.
I'm not dying 20 times in my

1695
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,640
sleep.
I just snore.

1696
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,080
I had a friend that did that
too.

1697
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,200
Scared the shit out of me.
Nikki will move me and she's

1698
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:31,280
like, she's like.
Sometimes I, you know, I saw Ash

1699
01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:32,680
in the mornings.
Now that I snore, she's like,

1700
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,240
well, no.
So three nights in a row I

1701
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:36,720
didn't start, which is I took
gummies.

1702
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:43,320
So I'm thinking that's why.
And last night she said I

1703
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,080
didn't, but I gotten up because
one of my nostrils was, was

1704
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,000
blocked for some reason.
So I put that brief strips on

1705
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:53,320
and then I was fine.
But so I'm going to document all

1706
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:56,480
this snoring shit that actually
doesn't work that people buy.

1707
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,280
And I've, and I've, I've
researched it now it's basically

1708
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:03,000
when you lay down, the back of
your throat just kind of hits

1709
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:06,360
the, you know, the breathing,
the air, the breathing tube that

1710
01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:07,800
you have, whatever airway,
right?

1711
01:24:07,800 --> 01:24:10,320
And it's, yeah, I wake myself up
like when I'm in my.

1712
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:13,920
Recliner doing that and and it
just vibrates so.

1713
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,360
You know, they got to come up
with something.

1714
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:19,480
They just fix that.
You know, I can see if like, you

1715
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,720
know, if I was extremely
unhealthy and all that kind of

1716
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,760
shit and you know, but I just,
it blew my mind like snoring.

1717
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:26,760
But really it's just since
COVID, man.

1718
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:29,640
That's what COVID gave me.
Merry Christmas.

1719
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,440
Carrie used to tell me it just
depends.

1720
01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:35,000
On which way I sleep, and I
don't remember which is which,

1721
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:38,200
but I think if I'm on my back I
snore and if I'm on my side I

1722
01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:39,440
don't.
On the back.

1723
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,880
Yeah.
See my problem now with my neck

1724
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:43,160
I can't.
Sleep on my right side anymore

1725
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:44,840
because I can't sleep on my
right side.

1726
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:46,920
My shoulders all fucked up
there.

1727
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,840
And my neck, yeah.
So I can just sleep on my back

1728
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:52,120
or my right side?
If I sleep on my right side or

1729
01:24:52,120 --> 01:24:56,280
my back, I she definitely she,
she reached those over and kind

1730
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:58,200
of tells me.
I keep telling you if I'm

1731
01:24:58,200 --> 01:24:59,640
snoring, just fucking wake me
up.

1732
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,480
I'm screwed because I'm stuck on
my back now because.

1733
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,400
They tell you you're not
supposed to sleep on your left

1734
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,960
side for some reason.
It's not good for your organs.

1735
01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:10,800
You know you run across that.
Shit that says.

1736
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,080
To maintain a healthier
lifestyle.

1737
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,240
That was one of them.
Don't sleep on your left side.

1738
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:17,560
Yeah.
I just tell her why I just.

1739
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,320
I just I'm when.
I tell her to wake me up and

1740
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:22,960
tell her wake me up.
Let's let's, you know, expend

1741
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:25,000
some energy to get snoring out
of the body and then we'll go

1742
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,040
back to sleep.
That's right.

1743
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,920
Wake me up.
Eric, follow me.

1744
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:34,040
Yeah, wake me up.
All right, boys and girls, this

1745
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:36,080
is Chris and Mike Show.
I don't even know what the

1746
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,480
episode.
We're approaching 100, which

1747
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,640
will be fun.
It doesn't matter.

1748
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,200
It doesn't matter.
We don't do that.

1749
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,200
Anymore we're approaching. 100.
Everybody have a great day.

1750
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:44,840
Remember, I don't let the bad
days win.

1751
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,640
Somebody Loves You, somebody
cares, Somebody will miss you,

1752
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:50,520
so don't be that person.
Reach out, Call me, call Mike,

1753
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:54,560
call Kyle and welcome.
Welcome, Poland.

1754
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,520
Yeah, welcome, Poland.
I would.

1755
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,760
Thanks for tuning in.
I would we should have.

1756
01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:00,320
Started the show with the
Polish.

1757
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,640
Joke to see if they stuck
around.

1758
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,960
We love the polka.
We love the polka.

1759
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:08,840
Somebody from Poland come send
us a message.

1760
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:11,200
We'll have you on the show.
That if you somehow remember.

1761
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,040
I actually have a funny polka.
Story so yeah.

1762
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,560
OK, that would be fun to get.
That would be fun to get

1763
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,080
somebody from another country on
the show.

1764
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:23,280
I've been pleading with people
from Austria because.

1765
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:24,840
They've been listening since the
beginning.

1766
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,640
They're actually 4.8% of our
listenership.

1767
01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:31,200
Wow, so grossing 5% so.
Scott, that was supposed to be

1768
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:38,040
on the show last Friday with
with Joe and you and I, I, it's

1769
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:41,600
my fault because I'm in Arizona.
We don't change our clocks.

1770
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:48,080
So he thought I'm at 9:45 AM
when I'm at 10:45 AM, and

1771
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:51,360
because it was, oh, I got you
right.

1772
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,640
So then he messaged.
Me a couple days later and he's.

1773
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,200
Like, you know, and I, I owned
up to it, my box.

1774
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,640
My fault, dude.
I We don't change the clocks, so

1775
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,360
he's going to reach out when he
gets.

1776
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:02,400
To Canada and then.
When he's in Canada, we'll be

1777
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,880
able to lock down a better time,
but it'll still talk to him

1778
01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:07,520
because he's he's spent, he
spent several years

1779
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:10,000
incarcerated.
He's spent about 20 years in the

1780
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:13,720
12 step program and again
already called the fruit and now

1781
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:14,880
he's travelling around the
world.

1782
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,920
Right he was.
In Thailand, is that really

1783
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,320
travelling around the?
World Thailand is yeah, that's

1784
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:22,560
on the other side of the world
it is OK, so it'd.

1785
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:24,760
Be interesting to.
See what he's doing in Thailand.

1786
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,320
I'm not in Thailand so I'd like
to hear about Thailand.

1787
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,800
I have never been to Canada
either.

1788
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,120
I went to Canada A on a boat.
I know I saw you and you had the

1789
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:35,480
shirt to prove it.
Canada.

1790
01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:38,320
A.
And then and then brought it to.

1791
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:40,840
America and like typical.
American clothing bought in

1792
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:42,720
Canada.
They fucking shrunk this weird

1793
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,360
shape and thing.
I'm like guy that's going in the

1794
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:48,520
garbage but there's a photo to.
Prove it, Canadian.

1795
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:50,440
Cotton man, don't fucking buy
it.

1796
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:58,040
It's like the mouse and the beer
a Hoser a strange brew a Nikki

1797
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,560
hates that movie.
I think it's one of the best

1798
01:27:59,560 --> 01:28:01,440
movies ever.
I love it too.

1799
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:05,560
Right?
Bob and Doug McKenzie, A step

1800
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:06,680
off Hosier.
I'm going.

1801
01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:08,320
To tell Dad.
I'm going to tell Dad you took

1802
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:11,680
his beer, hosier.
Hey.

1803
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:14,920
Hey, all right, we left.
Here with the funny people.

1804
01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:17,880
We did.
Until next time, see you.

1805
01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:40,560
Peace.
Long your journey, listen to the

1806
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:48,800
place where you will go, feel
the trail behind your eyes, Feel

1807
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:55,240
yourself and meet yourself.
Take a moment, look at you and

1808
01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:58,800
see it.
Fight your battle and see your

1809
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:06,000
boss wheel fight your battle.
Who is this baby?

1810
01:30:35,890 --> 01:30:40,000
The when this goes around in a
hippo in a.

1811
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,760
Way you.
Ain't no quizzes.

1812
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:47,640
We're playing man.
And you should you put it on the

1813
01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:53,200
almighty day.
You gotta dream who in your life

1814
01:30:54,720 --> 01:31:01,640
The people, soul in every man.
Take the trail behind your eyes.

1815
01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:13,240
Feel the Soul Revolution now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1816
01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,800
yeah, yeah.
Take a moment.

1817
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:22,560
Look until you see him fight the
bail into you mostly.

1818
01:31:48,280 --> 01:31:53,040
You gotta, you gotta.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta.