#190 - Celebrating Life Events & Personal Stories

Unknown Speaker (0:07): The man said go live. So here we are. Welcome, YouTube and Twitchers.

Speaker 1 (0:17): I'm gonna be irritated if my thing is slow as fuck.

Unknown Speaker (0:27): What are you at?

Speaker 1 (0:31): Alright. I'm at 36%. You're at 72.

Unknown Speaker (0:45): This will help.

Speaker 1 (0:57): Yeah. So Yeah. Really, why am I at 37%, man? Which one are you on? Cocks or I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (1:05): I'm on cocks, man. Alright. We're gonna stay live, and I'm just gonna jump on the That's crazy.

Unknown Speaker (1:11): A cable modem should be able to keep up.

Speaker 1 (1:14): I'm jumping on the the sky at Starlink now.

Unknown Speaker (1:20): I'm gonna assume he's switching over to the Starlink, ladies and gentlemen. Because he's frozen in time. Just like the last image of Chris

Unknown Speaker (1:31): right there. There you go. There he is. I hear you now.

Unknown Speaker (1:35): -GRETA: hear you now. You're still frozen.

Unknown Speaker (1:38): There you go. Cool.

Unknown Speaker (1:40): Now you're unfrozen.

Speaker 1 (1:43): Very blurry. And we'll see how and now I'm and while I'm still at 30%, I don't fucking know. All you internet providers suck ass. Starlink is supposed to be like godly and it just sucks, man. It sucks.

Unknown Speaker (1:56): Mine's the best. So shout out to Pavlov media. Right. Because I never have a problem. Had two outages.

Unknown Speaker (2:04): Let's see. In October, I've had them for, excuse me, two years. Yeah. I've had two outages. One of them was planned and the other one I let them know about and they had it fixed in thirty minutes.

Unknown Speaker (2:16): Yeah. Yeah. I have no idea, man. Fuck me. So check this out.

Speaker 1 (2:21): Okay. Go ahead. I'm driving out to get

Unknown Speaker (2:24): my tacos because we had time change. Right? So now I gotta eat first. No big deal. And there's this dude on a bicycle.

Unknown Speaker (2:31): I'm going across the railroad tracks. There's a car to the left of me. There's women to the left of me and women to the right, as

Unknown Speaker (2:40): Bobby Johnson said.

Unknown Speaker (2:41): Only in this case, there were cars to the left of me, and he was to the right. Okay. He's technically supposed to be riding his bike in a legal traffic manner. He's not supposed to be riding on the right hand side of the right lane. Do you pick up what I'm putting down?

Unknown Speaker (3:00): I do. I do. I pick up what you're putting down, man.

Unknown Speaker (3:02): Okay. This is where he's at. K. So I can't go anymore to the left or I'm going to literally sideswipe the fucking car on my left. Right?

Unknown Speaker (3:13): Okay.

Unknown Speaker (3:15): We get up to the red light, which is, I don't know, 100 yards away. Okay. I stop, and I see this jackass coming up on my left, and I got my window down because I'm smoking my vape.

Unknown Speaker (3:28): Right. Living your best And he

Unknown Speaker (3:31): stops. Yeah. I'm listening to the Joe Rogan podcast. I'm going to get tacos, I'm gonna talk to one of my best friends in the whole world on a podcast. My day couldn't be any better.

Unknown Speaker (3:41): Right? Right.

Unknown Speaker (3:42): Nice job. Like that.

Unknown Speaker (3:43): He stops and says, couldn't get over when you passed me, could you? What? I said there was a car on my left. He's like, there was no car there, dude.

Unknown Speaker (3:57): Said, There was a

Unknown Speaker (3:57): car on the left. It was a red Nissan. There was a lady driving it. That's how I know there was a car there.

Unknown Speaker (4:05): That's how I know there was a car.

Unknown Speaker (4:07): Wow. So he finally realizes that I'm not going to just cower to his and he's a little he's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, as I like to say. -DAVID: Yeah. And I'm like, Dude, the next words out of my mouth are not gonna be words. My door's gonna open.

Unknown Speaker (4:23): I'm gonna knock you off that fucking bike. And then I'm gonna be pissed because I dented my fucking door. So I was glad that he just rode away. But I wanted to say, you, sir, are supposed to be riding with traffic if there is no provided bike lane for

Unknown Speaker (4:41): you

Unknown Speaker (4:41): to bike in it. In Arizona, there's bike lanes everywhere. We're a little lacking on bike lanes in this town because, you know, it's small. We're behind the times. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (4:51): But he's still supposed to be riding with traffic. He's in a high traffic area. It's the busiest intersection in the entire town. Right. They don't see it that way.

Unknown Speaker (5:02): Fucking people, dude. You gotta use your melon.

Unknown Speaker (5:09): Yeah, you do. But that's hard

Unknown Speaker (5:11): for That

Unknown Speaker (5:11): is what it's for.

Unknown Speaker (5:13): It's sitting on top of your shoulders for a reason.

Speaker 1 (5:15): Yeah. And it is hard for people to use their brains though.

Unknown Speaker (5:18): I give you that. Once again, I almost apologize to someone who's completely into fucking wrong, and I'm like, I'm not doing it this time.

Unknown Speaker (5:25): Yeah. And I wouldn't either. You know? Was just doing

Unknown Speaker (5:29): it was doing good for me to be able to remain calm in that situation. I've come a long way. I just I'm like, I'm not

Speaker 1 (5:36): getting into it. Yeah. I've been really good about maintaining too. I lost my shit a little bit on Bank of America with that little pregame conversation because I was just blame you there. It's it's somebody that that I've already I've I've sent him money before.

Speaker 1 (5:50): He did work. He's a he's a trade. He's somebody that I pay to do work.

Unknown Speaker (5:53): And that makes us should notice that transaction has been done before.

Speaker 1 (5:59): It wasn't the exact same amount of money, but the same person?

Unknown Speaker (6:01): It doesn't matter. It's the same account number, the

Unknown Speaker (6:05): same Right. Right.

Unknown Speaker (6:07): Yeah. Yeah. So their system should pick up. We have paid this person before.

Speaker 1 (6:11): Right. Or I have paid that person for it. Leave it alone. So he's just, you know

Unknown Speaker (6:16): Don't tell me that AI is as smart as people think it is yet.

Unknown Speaker (6:20): No. That was a human, man. It wasn't even a human. That's the thing. But

Unknown Speaker (6:25): they have systems that should detect that stuff is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (6:30): Agreed. I know. But, yeah, they don't, and it's frustrating. So, you know, what are you gonna do? I can't I can't spam, man.

Speaker 1 (6:43): I would just junk that person. So it's spam. Go away. Spam. Go away.

Speaker 1 (6:46): So my phone's been waiting again. Remember when my my phone number got spammed and I couldn't I couldn't message? Right? Randomly a couple weeks ago before Verizon, before not Verizon, before the new iPhone update, I would message you, it would go green and then I'd hit it again and it would change blue and go to you. So I kept checking my message thing that, that iPhone instructed me what Apple instructed me what to do.

Speaker 1 (7:11): And it was all legit, no issues. You had to send them all twice before that? Well, when Joseph messaged me today, he tells me what's up and he sends me his email first of all. And I was like, all right, sounds good. And I sent it and it just, it said, oh, not delivered.

Speaker 1 (7:26): I clicked it again. Oh, not delivered. So I waited a couple of minutes and I typed in sounds good. And that went through. And then my cool went through.

Speaker 1 (7:33): It's like really? So I don't know what the hell is going on in the world of, of technology, but it's rather frustrating.

Unknown Speaker (7:40): Yeah. Cause you have a hell of a time with your home internet too, man. That's in this weird city that size

Speaker 1 (7:46): to have a And I shitty have a business line and it actually goes underground. So I'm not one that goes across the sky to a stupid little pole in the wall. Well, then yours should be even better. You think, man. I'm up to 59% now.

Speaker 1 (8:03): So, but still it's it's I shouldn't have to restart my computer every single time, you know, that I I do this stuff every single time.

Unknown Speaker (8:13): No. And it's like you just said it earlier. Starlink is supposed to be the be all end all that was going to save the world satellite internet from space, you know? Right. Why?

Unknown Speaker (8:22): Because they're connected to iPhones now. Yeah. I'm not sure they're ready for all that based on what we've tried to do here. No. No.

Unknown Speaker (8:31): Because I mean, this is super bandwidth intensive, but a cable modem or, you know, Starlink for God's sake should be able to handle that much of an upload.

Unknown Speaker (8:44): Yeah. You would think.

Unknown Speaker (8:48): I'm with Chris. Screw you guys.

Speaker 1 (8:50): Wow. Wow. That's fucking stupid, man.

Unknown Speaker (8:53): Fiber optic to where it's at.

Speaker 1 (8:54): I can tell you that. I know. And so they're coming into our neighborhood, but they're on the Sausamond. They're they're right now, they're East Of Sausamond. Like, really?

Speaker 1 (9:06): So Where are you at? Where? I'm I'm I'm West Of Saussuremember, close to power.

Unknown Speaker (9:11): So

Speaker 1 (9:11): I'm on the part of the neighborhood that's closer to the world. I'm closer to the center point of the East Valley than the mile west of me or east of me. So they're I like, I don't can get

Unknown Speaker (9:25): tell you from watching them bring it into town. It is fascinating the way they do this. They're bringing it from wherever the main office is. They're running their trunk lines, like through the ditches in the country. I know.

Unknown Speaker (9:40): And then it just depends on where they where that trunk line ends up at as to where they start branching out. They're gonna do the easiest houses for them first.

Speaker 1 (9:49): I know, but it's still fucking stupid, man.

Unknown Speaker (9:51): Well, I got lucky. I was one of the easiest houses, so I was one of the first

Speaker 1 (9:55): ones. You know, it's it's I mean, because we're all one to five acres. We're all spread out. That's the thing. We're not we're not just little cookie cutters next door to each other.

Speaker 1 (10:04): We're all spread out like you. You're spread out. I mean, you're probably don't sit on acres, but you still have, you don't have fences for your yard, right? And you have lands and stuff.

Unknown Speaker (10:13): No. And like this spot right here, we're kind of unique. My sister and I, if we reached our arms out the window, we could probably high five each other.

Unknown Speaker (10:23): But

Unknown Speaker (10:23): the same guy owned this whole parcel right here,

Unknown Speaker (10:28): you know, at least And this part of

Unknown Speaker (10:30): he built both these houses. At So one time, I'm sure he had, you know, I don't know, maybe his mother and father living in one of them or his kids or who knows? But he built both of these houses. So I'm sure that's why they're so close together. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (10:44): Normally, yes, you're right. Like where Steele lives down there, he lives on probably a quarter of an acre and his nearest neighbor is not that close.

Speaker 1 (10:52): Yeah. My grandmother lived on probably a quarter acre and and it was, you know, a two minute walk to to her neighbor's houses.

Unknown Speaker (10:59): Oh, they're his neighbors are closer than that, but they all have big yards back and front. So, you know, it's pretty far apart. He lives in a neighborhood, but they're right at the edge of the country. So if you go one block to the south, you're in the Cornfield. Nice.

Unknown Speaker (11:17): Yeah. That's cool. Been there long time. It's nice house.

Speaker 1 (11:21): Did I tell you about that show Castle Rock on Netflix? It's awesome. Yeah. Was originally

Unknown Speaker (11:26): on Amazon Prime, if I remember right. Okay. That came out probably 2019 maybe.

Speaker 1 (11:37): Okay. Yeah, it did. Yeah. Two seasons. I I wasn't we weren't happy with the way the whole thing wrapped up with the end of season two, the finale.

Unknown Speaker (11:45): I think there was supposed to be a season three, and I don't know what happened, budgetary concerns or whatever, but I remember that not ending well.

Speaker 1 (11:52): Well, it was it was always all the shit that went that was was produced during COVID. Right? Then it just stopped. There were some really good shows produced

Unknown Speaker (12:00): during Oh, that's right. Right. It It was cartoon a cartoon show. Show. -: And then

Speaker 1 (12:04): they just, when everything got back to Roman, they just stopped some of those productions, which was a drag. There were some really good shows that came out of that time.

Unknown Speaker (12:12): -: I don't miss anything Stephen King related, so. No, was see, we didn't know it was there.

Speaker 1 (12:17): So then we I stumbled on like, oh shit, we gotta watch this.

Unknown Speaker (12:20): So another one that I just I'm like totally wrapped up in and I don't know how I missed it when it was on Amazon. It just showed up on Netflix, the man in the high Castle.

Unknown Speaker (12:30): Okay. I didn't know that one.

Unknown Speaker (12:32): It's so the premise of it is that Japan and Germany won World War II. Oh. And every episode is Okay. Directed by Ridley Scott, It's 40 episodes of Ridley Scott, so it's like watching a Ridley Scott movie every time you're watching episodes. So well done.

Unknown Speaker (12:53): You'll you'll love it, man. It's right. Dystopian future kind of shit. Nice. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (13:01): I can't say enough good things about it. I get lost in it every time I start watching it.

Speaker 1 (13:07): That's awesome. We, we started the second season of Fallout.

Unknown Speaker (13:12): I got that in my list and I've never watched it.

Speaker 1 (13:16): It's it's if you like Walt Walt Walton Coggins. I do. Walton Coggins. Yeah. He's he's it's a good it's a good flick.

Speaker 1 (13:23): It's a good show. I'll check it out. It's buddy. It's it's buddy. It's like the video game.

Speaker 1 (13:27): Buddy. Gory is all hell, man.

Unknown Speaker (13:29): I like it. I like that kind of shit too. That's good. Mindless entertainment. I like to call it as well.

Unknown Speaker (13:35): You don't have to

Speaker 1 (13:35): think so much. Yeah. I watched I watched half an episode of the marshals and I'm like, this is fucking stupid. You should have stopped at Yellowstone, man.

Unknown Speaker (13:43): So I asked Mama Kay and Steele about that and they had the same reaction. My dad was like, they he said they tried too hard to get to the shooting part. That was his comment. And when my mom came down the hall, she didn't hear us talking about it. I said,

Unknown Speaker (13:56): hey, what do think

Unknown Speaker (13:57): of this Marshall show? And she went, man.

Speaker 1 (14:00): They just it's they're they're forcing it. It's not natural. Well, I

Unknown Speaker (14:04): agree with Steele. Luke Grimes is a great actor. He's not a lead actor. No, he's not. Like he said, his best and Rip came out with the show, they would succeed because

Speaker 1 (14:16): They're they are trying to I don't I don't see. Don't know if I don't know if I don't know if Rip can be his own main character either because he was

Unknown Speaker (14:24): She can. She can lead a show for sure.

Speaker 1 (14:30): But see, the whole dynamic was Koster led all that. And they were pieces to the puzzle. Like, Seinfeld led the show. Seinfeld sucked. Everybody else was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (14:38): Right? Seinfeld has moments, not that Costner sucks. But Costner has such a presence. The people around him are that much better because Costner makes them that much better. They elevate like Jordan L made people around him elevate.

Speaker 1 (14:51): Right? I just I don't think I don't think the cast of Yellowstone can be as successful as Yellowstone. It's the sum of the whole. What is it? The sum of the whole is separate from the parts or whatever.

Speaker 1 (15:05): You gotta have the whole group, man. You gotta have the coal group. That's what I'm saying.

Unknown Speaker (15:12): Mean, those two can I think they can lead

Speaker 1 (15:14): a show? Well, because they're supposedly doing something. They're supposedly making something. I saw something, some teaser.

Unknown Speaker (15:18): I didn't even bother to watch two seconds of the Marshall show, so I can't disagree with you wholeheartedly. Yeah. -GARY: I'm not

Speaker 1 (15:24): I going put yeah. Have no idea. Put it on. I put it didn't pass the piss test. And then I came back and like, why is this?

Speaker 1 (15:32): This is stupid. Thought if I can't sit through fifteen minutes of this, it's not worth it. Well, that's why

Unknown Speaker (15:36): I'm not disagreeing with you because my first thought was I don't wanna watch that dude just try and be Kevin Costner. Right? Yeah. I just, I Yeah. Don't think, I agree with Steele.

Unknown Speaker (15:50): I don't think he's a leading man kind of, everybody's got their opinion. There's probably people screaming but that it's I didn't see it being awesome, so I didn't even give it a chance. That's how little faith I had in it being good. Now that's three people that I respect their opinion, and you've all said the same thing. It's not that good.

Speaker 1 (16:07): Well, and the irony of it too is Yellowstone ended not too long ago, so they went they went super fast production. So I think the writing of it, Robbie was rushed. Sure. Because, like, I'm when Nikki and I watching the Madison, which Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell Taylor's sharing thing. Oh.

Unknown Speaker (16:25): I've heard good things about of part of it's because it's Kurt Russell and Michelle Pfeiffer. Right?

Unknown Speaker (16:29): How do you go on that?

Speaker 1 (16:30): I mean I mean yeah. Right? So the whole premise is Kurt Russell's character dies, but then he's still in the entire series with with flashbacks and stuff. But he dies in the first twenty minutes of the first episode. And you see, you're kinda like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (16:46): How's this gonna work? Kinda like

Unknown Speaker (16:47): that damn the prison one, Merrick Kingstown, when we all thought that Kyle Chandler was spoiler alert. It's been out for fucking eight years now. Yeah. We all thought that Kyle Chandler was gonna be the leading man, I like Kyle Chandler. I watched every episode of Friday Night Lights.

Unknown Speaker (17:04): Super eight's one of my favorite movies. That's a great movie. I like that guy as an actor. Then he gets killed before the first episode's over. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (17:16): So

Speaker 1 (17:16): but it's good. It's it's it's but see, so that's the thing. You can tell by watching Yellowstone, watching Madison, you can tell the writing took time. It it it wasn't something that was slapped together to appease.

Unknown Speaker (17:32): So have you watched all the other nineteen twenty three, eighteen eighty three?

Unknown Speaker (17:37): No. I've

Unknown Speaker (17:38): seen all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:39): Yeah. They're all Okay. But see, that goes back to my thing though. So those things But he took his time to write those things. I don't I think I think Marshall's was just, let's capitalize on Yellowstone's popularity.

Speaker 1 (17:52): Let me write something real quick. Let's get the same actors in here aside from a couple of the main ones. And And that was

Unknown Speaker (17:59): my thought. That's what I thought it

Speaker 1 (18:01): was gonna be for sure. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (18:03): Yeah. And it just And it sounds like that's

Unknown Speaker (18:05): what it is. Right. But it's not because they just slapped it

Unknown Speaker (18:07): together. Just the fact that it's on CBS.

Speaker 1 (18:12): How do get balloons? You went you went like this for balloons.

Unknown Speaker (18:16): Is that what it is? Is it like sign language or something?

Speaker 1 (18:19): Do something. But yeah. So I don't I just I just think Marshall's was slapped together. I don't you could just if you if you compare all of Sheridan's other stuff, it's it's very well written. It's intertwining.

Speaker 1 (18:32): Oh, you

Unknown Speaker (18:32): guys would love 1923 and 1883. Guarantee it. Both of you. Okay. It's they're fantastic, man.

Unknown Speaker (18:40): Ford one of them. Not a

Unknown Speaker (18:42): big fan of Harrison Ford.

Unknown Speaker (18:44): He's good in there, though.

Speaker 1 (18:45): I yeah. I was just on a bit he's kind of a pompous prick from what I've always seen. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (18:50): So is Ted Nugent. I'll still go see

Unknown Speaker (18:52): him play guitar. See, and I wouldn't because I don't I never really liked Ted Nugent. I never you know what I mean? I just I don't even I just one of those people I just didn't really like. I like that you sang his song on stage.

Speaker 1 (19:03): It gave me a break.

Unknown Speaker (19:06): How can you not like uncle Ted?

Speaker 1 (19:08): I just there's there's there's cat scratch fever was was I liked because you sang it. And then Stranglehold? -Dranglehold's cool and then there's other one about my nose is like a Maserati. That's it.

Unknown Speaker (19:21): -Oh. -I

Unknown Speaker (19:22): didn't remember the

Unknown Speaker (19:22): name -Wango tango.

Speaker 1 (19:23): -That's all that's all that that's not enough for me that's not enough for me to to like them.

Unknown Speaker (19:31): Them? You know?

Unknown Speaker (19:33): Great White Buffalo? Nope.

Unknown Speaker (19:36): Oh, man.

Speaker 1 (19:37): I know. It's just one of those things, man. You're hurting my heart. I'm sorry. You know?

Unknown Speaker (19:42): I just, you know, stranglehold's cool, The Maserati song. Is that the Maserati song? Because he's because it Tango. Wango Tango. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:51): Because there was a video on MTV. Was on stage singing and And he was playing in front of a crowd, like a summer festival during the day. He's like, you know, he's speaks singing about the I gotta find a car. I gotta find a car for my Maserati. There's my garage.

Speaker 1 (20:06): You know, and now thinking about it, he's it's about eating pussy. If you think about it now, it's million percent. Tastes like Maserati. Gotta find a garage. So, you know, that's I was today old when I learned that because that just dawned on me right now.

Speaker 1 (20:20): That was the epiphany of that moment right here, right now, April 7 at 04:20PM. I just realized Wango Tango is blowing down on a woman. And I wasn't born yesterday. Okay? That's funny.

Speaker 1 (20:35): That's no lie, dude. I just I just that light bulb just went off right now as I said that. I'm like, the Maserati garage. Holy shit. That's what that's about.

Unknown Speaker (20:45): To the Welcome fold, to the fold, man. Welcome to the fold. It's fucking crazy.

Unknown Speaker (20:51): I love when that shit happens, though. -: Right? -: I love it even more when someone is and I'm the same way as you. I'm man enough to admit when they when it happens.

Unknown Speaker (21:00): Yeah. It's more fun that way. It is. It's just it's it's comical, man.

Unknown Speaker (21:05): It's like, wow. Light bulb just went off.

Unknown Speaker (21:11): Total light bulb moment. That would probably explain why you didn't

Unknown Speaker (21:15): go see Ted Nugent with Scott and I.

Unknown Speaker (21:17): Yeah. Because I was just never a fan, man. Just, you know, just not

Unknown Speaker (21:21): my jam. Him and I went to see it, you were still in the band. I know you were.

Speaker 1 (21:24): Yeah. Yeah. He's just not he just wasn't my jam. That's all. You know?

Unknown Speaker (21:29): There's not a lot of people that that like, I had a so Simon Rotary Club. So Troy, the guy in Rotary Club. Hey, Troy. He was on our show, Troy Campbell. Oh, please, Troy.

Speaker 1 (21:37): What's up, brother? Yeah. So he's kind of the point of context. So Alice Cooper reached out to our president about doing some kind of thing tomorrow at at Cooperstown or whatever his restaurant is in Arizona. That's it.

Speaker 1 (21:51): You know, come be a guest. Right? And, Tore had asked me. He's like, what do you think of Alice Cooper? I said, you know, alright.

Speaker 1 (21:59): I said, I don't really like his stuff. I said, I know his I know his original guitar player because we had him on Good News

Unknown Speaker (22:03): and Out.

Unknown Speaker (22:03): Now you and

Unknown Speaker (22:03): I are gonna agree on this one because I like billion dollar babies. I like schools out. I'm 18. Yep. But That's it.

Unknown Speaker (22:13): Feed My Frankenstein's good. But yeah, to sit down and listen, and I know I'm gonna hurt a lot of hearts here, but to sit down and listen to an Alice Cooper album, either maybe you and I weren't quite old enough to get what he did in the seventies because fuck, I gotta learn how

Unknown Speaker (22:29): to shut this shit off.

Unknown Speaker (22:31): Because I have friends that are maybe ten years older than me that they'll talk about sitting down and listening to Alice Cooper's. There was one album in particular I don't know, it had like a cool gatefold or whatever and came with some cool But I'm with you, man. There's like four songs that if they come on, I'll crank them up. Billion Dollar Babies for sure. That's a great song.

Unknown Speaker (22:52): It just Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:53): See, my my thing with him with any with any aging musician, stop. Just just

Unknown Speaker (23:05): how much does he play now though? I don't think he does.

Unknown Speaker (23:08): He's been no. He's he's plays with Johnny Depp, man. Him and Johnny did have a band. You know? The the vampires, the Hollywood vampires.

Unknown Speaker (23:16): Oh, that's right. Yeah. But a lot of the Hollywood vampires is the rest of the guys. That's actually a great band.

Unknown Speaker (23:23): Yeah. But that's but so that's what I'm saying. It's just I just I think there comes a point. Mean, I gave you one

Unknown Speaker (23:30): of two human being.

Unknown Speaker (23:32): Alice? Yeah. He is. He's a very he is a very

Unknown Speaker (23:35): He's another one. I ran sound for the Diesel dogs at his at Cooperstown.

Unknown Speaker (23:39): Oh, You told me that.

Unknown Speaker (23:41): Yeah. Well, ran sound for them at Marley's too. But Alice was another one that basically paid for everything, you know, came out whatever you guys need. He just, he took care of musicians, which

Speaker 1 (23:52): was cool. If the invitation was to just go hang out with Alice Cooper for lunch or something to that effect, I would've been like, Yes, Troy, I'm in. -GIGI: Sure. -MICHAEL: But I just I have I just I don't I don't wanna pretend I like somebody because, you know, I like somebody. You know what mean?

Speaker 1 (24:09): I don't wanna pretend, Oh, I want to do it. I'd rather just be like, you know If someone asked me to go

Unknown Speaker (24:15): see an Alice Cooper concert right now, I guess my answer is no.

Speaker 1 (24:19): Right. No. Not doing it. No Alice Cooper concert.

Unknown Speaker (24:26): I wanted to go see Black Label Society till I found out the tickets were, like, 200 and some dollars apiece.

Speaker 1 (24:32): Dude, that's insane, some of the ticket prices right now for things. But I get why. I do totally get why.

Unknown Speaker (24:37): I understand. I'm not bitching. I'm just not paying for it after I just bought a $10,000 boiler.

Speaker 1 (24:44): Oh. Oh, it's a Lego piece. Holy shit. Cool. So little man was good for like ten days, right?

Speaker 1 (24:56): So he gets at school. He gets these little things. Let me see if I got her over here.

Unknown Speaker (25:06): That would suck. You'd be in big trouble, I

Speaker 1 (25:09): guarantee you. He remember. Fuck me. Anyway, these tiny little pieces. We're waiting for these for about a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (25:23): They came from China because I thought I was ordering I didn't realize I was ordering a Chinese version of Legos.

Unknown Speaker (25:28): China.

Speaker 1 (25:29): I thought I thought it was something else that I was ordering. And Whatever it is. I'll do this. Start it. Pound it.

Speaker 1 (25:47): It. Pound it. Right? No. That's not it.

Speaker 1 (25:51): This was the other thing I ordered that was wrong. This is like a model. I'm like, holy that's a pain in the ass. I had to hide that. Is

Unknown Speaker (26:00): it like a million pieces or you just gotta paint a lot? Oh, okay. Ridiculous.

Unknown Speaker (26:03): It's ridiculous. Fuck. I'm really sorry, son. I wouldn't have thrown it away. If I fuck that shit at his point

Unknown Speaker (26:16): And this portion of the show brought to you by Riverside FM. As Chris frantically digs through I know how that is.

Unknown Speaker (26:25): It sucks, man.

Unknown Speaker (26:26): I could find anything I need until I need to find it. Right? Then I start inventing words that should not be put together.

Unknown Speaker (26:39): There's there's no other place I'm gonna I don't know where I would have put it aside from my office. You know?

Unknown Speaker (26:47): I I can offer no help.

Unknown Speaker (26:49): I know you can't because you don't live here.

Unknown Speaker (26:54): I am pretty organized, though. So if something's not where it's supposed to be, I'm fucked.

Unknown Speaker (26:59): Well, I'm holding my shoe.

Unknown Speaker (27:01): I always I know you are. I just always tell people if my keys are not sitting on the right hand side of my counter, they could be anywhere in the world. That's the booklet. That's the instruction manual for it. Oh, that's awesome.

Unknown Speaker (27:14): It's really awesome, but

Speaker 1 (27:17): it's it's not Legos. It wants to be Legos, but it's Don't wanna not be Legos? Yeah. Like, gotta put stickers and shit on it as you go along. And what happened was I didn't I was I didn't do it right.

Speaker 1 (27:31): And I was like, shit. This piece is stuck. Oh. So I got needle nose pliers, and it bent the piece. So then later on, the building of it because then little man looks at it.

Speaker 1 (27:44): He's like, I got this pop up. I'm like in my head, like, whatever dude, just he sees that shit. It's amazing. That's awesome. So he was down there doing it.

Speaker 1 (27:54): So now I just gotta find the thing. But yeah, so when we got to that part of it, the the wing when it opened the chest plate won't open because I damaged that piece. Oh, so it's

Unknown Speaker (28:05): gotta be perfectly straight or whatever to make it open properly?

Speaker 1 (28:10): Uh-huh. So these are two pieces. And you bent it, ruined it. I did. Should be ashamed.

Speaker 1 (28:19): I was, I told him, I apologize. I'm like, dude, this is, this is my fault, man. Would do it. It's totally my fault.

Unknown Speaker (28:24): I would do the same thing. That's why you cannot, you can't really offend me. I only offend myself.

Unknown Speaker (28:29): Like Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (28:30): No. It's you're gonna diss me on something, you have no idea how many times I've already done it

Speaker 1 (28:34): to myself. Yeah. Yeah. I was just like I'm like, my bad, though, man. Like, that's he's looking at me like, like, no, it's my fault.

Unknown Speaker (28:40): It's my fault. I promise it's my fault. You did nothing wrong. I just gotta find the fucking thing. I can't find it now, of course.

Speaker 1 (28:47): Of course. I found the instruction manual. I didn't throw it away. It's gotta be somewhere. Be in there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (28:56): It's When in doubt, Chris throws shit out. It's apparently a phrase in my family. It's been there since my kids were small. Because I don't like messes. So then I get these little moments where I just go on a cleaning spree.

Unknown Speaker (29:12): I'll tell you off the air who that is in our family, so not to shame them. But, yeah, don't feel like you're alone.

Unknown Speaker (29:19): I took it. I didn't

Unknown Speaker (29:21): think I was alone at all. We have one of those too. And she's caught up over the vet. Yeah. And to be honest with you, I'm probably closer to you than I am a hoarder because I can't stand, like, piles of shit.

Unknown Speaker (29:38): You know? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:39): I mean, that's, like, that's kinda Why is this here? Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much that's pretty much my my MO. It's like and I've learned though now.

Speaker 1 (29:47): I just I move it to the laundry room, and then eventually Nikki will go get it all cleaned up and move it to

Unknown Speaker (29:53): where

Unknown Speaker (29:53): it's Yeah. Supposed to

Unknown Speaker (29:55): Let her make an executive decision.

Unknown Speaker (29:57): Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. We're gonna Yeah. So you should be excited if we're gonna build that thing.

Speaker 1 (30:09): So there's that. What were you pounding there? It's called ZipFizz. So they come in these little, these little, you can fill them up in a water bottle. Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:23): But I ended up buying these because they're vitamin B12. It's fruit front pleasures, flavor. It's like a natural energy. It's not crazy. I only shoot like half of it.

Speaker 1 (30:33): I never shoot the whole thing.

Unknown Speaker (30:35): Where do get those? Amazon. I could always use B12 in my life.

Speaker 1 (30:40): Yeah. Yeah. Amazon. It's called a ZF sports energy shot and it's just B12. That's tasty.

Unknown Speaker (30:48): Be something different than my that's I get it through, the body armors, but you know, you get sick of drinking the same thing all the time.

Speaker 1 (30:55): Yeah. Yeah. So and I'm not. I'm that weird person, you know, that once I the tunnel it's tunnel vision, you know.

Unknown Speaker (31:05): Oh, I've been stuck on tropical body armor for about a year and a half now. -JULIE: Oh,

Unknown Speaker (31:12): right on.

Unknown Speaker (31:13): Yeah, I'm right there with you, buddy. Okay. I'm still drinking the same coffee.

Unknown Speaker (31:18): Oh, on. Oh, changed coffee, though.

Unknown Speaker (31:22): Yeah. What did you go to again?

Speaker 1 (31:23): Because I wanna try that. It's pirate. It's a pirate thing. It's a sea salt caramel. I will when I get it.

Speaker 1 (31:32): When next time I get some, because I we put them in our canister and then forget about it. But it's, it's, it's a pirates on it and it's sea salt caramel. It's pretty Nikki Nikki doesn't drink coffee, man. She just likes to smell the aroma in the morning. I bet

Unknown Speaker (31:44): it smells amazing. Like

Unknown Speaker (31:46): she actually puts it together at night just to smell it. Yeah. So when I put it together some night, she's like, you put your coffee together. Was like, yeah, I, I set it up. I did it.

Speaker 1 (31:54): I'm sorry. My bad. Before I started drinking coffee,

Unknown Speaker (31:57): which I did not do until I was probably 40, 41. Yeah. I always loved the smell of it. Yeah. Always gas had station.

Unknown Speaker (32:06): I had to make the fresh brewed stuff where you cut the bag open and grind the beans yourself. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Man, to cut that bag open after it was vacuum sealed.

Unknown Speaker (32:16): Yeah. Holy shit. Did that smell good? Right. Just pop that thing open and just got that whole waft of stuff coming up in

Speaker 1 (32:22): your nose, you know? Yep. Damn. I had a we we had I had a guy in my my company podcast that I run, who owns a coffee shop. Who own three coffee shops actually at one point in time.

Speaker 1 (32:34): Coffee beans are red when they're grown. There's like whole crazy process to actually get them off the plant.

Unknown Speaker (32:46): It takes five years, dude.

Unknown Speaker (32:48): Yeah. It's crazy. It's amazing.

Unknown Speaker (32:50): Coffee doesn't cost more than it does. I don't want to give them

Speaker 1 (32:52): any ideas, but right. They spread them out. They dry them. And it's the trip. It's a total trip.

Speaker 1 (32:59): The soil plays a factor in the flavor.

Unknown Speaker (33:02): Yeah, was a guy on Rogen that said the same thing. That's where I learned it takes five years. I about fell out of my chair.

Unknown Speaker (33:08): Yeah. It was kind of

Unknown Speaker (33:09): like that dude that

Speaker 1 (33:10): had the what the Kava, the Kava guy? Remember his takes a a long time too.

Unknown Speaker (33:16): I think his was close to five years too. So it's about

Speaker 1 (33:19): the same as coffee. Yeah. Sounds like it. This trip, man. Nice toll trip.

Speaker 1 (33:27): Yeah. I wanna try that.

Unknown Speaker (33:28): That'll give me something. And I love caramel too. So that's just as good as butter cash.

Speaker 1 (33:34): Sea salt. Yeah. Sea salt caramel. Like they have they have we both eat non dairy ice cream. They have lactate.

Speaker 1 (33:40): They have a sea salt caramel lactate flavor. Oh, nice. Yeah. I don't know if they have in your small town, but like was it fries? Fries or Safeway here.

Speaker 1 (33:51): I think it's Safeway has like they open it up, man. There's like seven different flavors of lactate down there. The quarter. They're not a half gallon. It's a it's not a gallon or a half gallon.

Speaker 1 (33:59): It's a it's a it's a quart.

Unknown Speaker (34:02): Yeah, that's what I would need because I live by myself.

Speaker 1 (34:05): Right. So it's but it's cool though because then, you know, Nikki gets ice caps. Oh, I screamed. I'm like, oh, what's fucking ice cream? And then I found these courts and I'm like, this is cool because it lasts for like a week.

Unknown Speaker (34:16): I had it every day, know? I'll pick it up every day. Yeah. If I

Unknown Speaker (34:22): went down to Bloomington and went to Meyer or something, they would have it. Yeah. Probably got to get cooler. You know? I got all that stuff.

Unknown Speaker (34:30): Yeah. Yeah. That's cool.

Unknown Speaker (34:33): Insulated bags and shit. Yeah. Summertime. We had to have that.

Speaker 1 (34:38): Yeah. We do. Well, yeah, we do too here. You can't go two miles without an insulated bag with ice cream and pot because we get little man popsicles and shit. We have that thing that in our outside bridge, I get those variety packs of little Hershey mini bars, know, to talk with the dark chocolate, right?

Speaker 1 (34:54): Forever I've been doing that. And there's popsicle and sunny delights in there. So we're creating that memory for Tripp and Anthony. Want our doors open and they come home from school, garage doors open, from school. You can hear them out there grabbing popsicles and chocolate bars.

Unknown Speaker (35:09): That's awesome. That's what my grandma's Right. House See, that'd be one of those things, man. We're like 20, 30 years old. Remember, remember when GG pop up left the garage door open and

Unknown Speaker (35:19): -That's where I used to make myself sick. Remember the Schwannz man?

Unknown Speaker (35:23): -Mm

Unknown Speaker (35:24): So she always got stuff from the Schwannz man. And those push up fucking orange Yeah. I think they just called them push ups. Yep. They did.

Unknown Speaker (35:33): Those things were poison. And I ate the shit out of them behind everybody's back because they were delicious. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't I wasn't real smart.

Unknown Speaker (35:44): I'm still not real smart, but

Unknown Speaker (35:46): They were only poisoned because it was dairy though. It wasn't poisoned because it

Unknown Speaker (35:50): was made killing me sicker than hell. No, everybody else loved them, of course. Yeah. I loved them too. They just made me sick.

Unknown Speaker (35:57): Yeah. I get you. I don't purposely do stupid shit like that anymore. But like you said, now they have fake cheese. They have fake ice cream.

Unknown Speaker (36:12): They make fake pizzas. And a lot of them, you can't tell the difference.

Speaker 1 (36:20): Gotcha. I'm gonna share this because I can. So Nick and I did that thing Saturday. Oh, yeah. This is when the guy says, You can kiss the bride.

Speaker 1 (36:34): So look Tracy in the blue shirt behind us. Watch her reaction. Like, she's like, Oh, wait minute. Wait for it. She's like That was awesome.

Unknown Speaker (36:45): Yeah. Yeah. And then we're I was like, You knew I could do that. I asked Nick, I'm like, Did you know I was gonna do that? She's like, Of course.

Speaker 1 (36:54): Of course. That was fun. That was fun. It was cool. My suit, I haven't worn that suit in forever.

Speaker 1 (37:00): It's a custom suit I had made years ago. It's got scorpions on the inlay, on the, on the lining. There's little tiny scorpions, which I didn't know there were scorpions there until I brought her home. And Jake, Jake was like, oh, that's bad. It's badass.

Speaker 1 (37:15): You know? I mean, that's how I was. Yeah. I think Jake was still wasn't in the marines yet when I bought that. So inside the lining, like, when you open it up, that's all scorpions, little tiny scorpions.

Speaker 1 (37:26): Oh, that's awesome. And the background, it's AI because our church does not look like that. Really? That's an AI background, dude. I had no idea.

Unknown Speaker (37:36): Right. Straight up. AI background.

Unknown Speaker (37:38): No, that one got me.

Speaker 1 (37:40): Yeah. Total AI background. Because they don't. It doesn't have this is this is America. America doesn't have cool ass fucking churches, you know, especially in Chandler.

Speaker 1 (37:51): We don't really have cool ass anything when

Unknown Speaker (37:53): it comes to buildings compared to the rest of the

Speaker 1 (37:56): whole world, you know? Right. But New York and shit like that, you know, Chicago. They do have pretty beautiful

Unknown Speaker (38:02): churches around that this part, I guess.

Speaker 1 (38:05): Right. So this was an April fool's joke. Okay? Boys and girls.

Unknown Speaker (38:08): Yeah. Mama Kay wanted know if you were really running. I said no, but he'll probably win now that he started fucking around.

Unknown Speaker (38:17): I mean, so many people, dude. So many people mentioned me, dude, I'd vote for you. I'd vote for you if if if, you know, this is true, man. I'd vote for you. I'm like, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (38:26): No nonsense. No bullshit. This one at this one, I thought was funny because I was stuck in traffic. I legitimately like that. That's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (38:34): And and and then, you know, it just I was stuck in traffic. And then that was that was the night yeah. That one was even funnier to me because

Unknown Speaker (38:43): I had literally just listened to Rogan debate Neil deGrasse Tyson on his podcast about why we don't have flying cars yet, And it was the only part of the podcast that Rogan won because he was like, you I'm not you can't win this one. I want my flying fucking cars. Right. And then you posted that.

Speaker 1 (39:00): I was like, how fortuitous. Right. So so that was the April fools joke. That's all it was. Like, don't remember I don't remember the amount of content.

Speaker 1 (39:11): So this was the follow-up. And the caption of this was was saying that I wanted to thank the estate of Jimmy Buffett for financing my campaign for running for Congress.

Unknown Speaker (39:19): I remember that one. That was good.

Speaker 1 (39:20): You know? And then that was the day after that, the flying cars. And then that was the fourth day. And then people some people give me shit. Well, Hillary Clinton ball.

Speaker 1 (39:29): I'm like, dude, it's a fucking joke, man. It's a joke. Come on. Like, lighten up. It's a joke.

Speaker 1 (39:34): It's okay to laugh. And it's true. Hillary has skeletons in her closet.

Unknown Speaker (39:39): No. Not even one.

Speaker 1 (39:40): Yeah. Almost everybody that that is turned against the Clintons no longer exists in America. What does that tell you?

Unknown Speaker (39:50): Well, you know, they've been super unlucky, dude. There's just a lot of coincidental deaths that have come around the fact that they were unhappy with that particular individual. Right. Right. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (40:05): I'm practicing to be a lawyer. I see that. It's all coincidence. Mhmm. There's a few of those deaths, man, that were just the Vince Foster one, you're never gonna convince me that they for surely didn't.

Unknown Speaker (40:23): Right? Suicided himself out of the fucking hospital window. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:32): Yeah. So Joseph posted on our page legitimately bummed I was supposed to do Chris and Mike show, but I had a conflict doing a movie scene.

Unknown Speaker (40:39): Saw that before we came on.

Speaker 1 (40:42): Oh, he I figured he reached out to you. He didn't reach out to you. I don't think so. Oh, I just I that's how I because I was gonna explain it to you, but then you knew. So I just thought he reached out to you.

Unknown Speaker (40:54): No. I saw it on the Facebook just Gotcha. Like

Speaker 1 (40:58): No, he called me. We, I mean, we texted back and forth.

Unknown Speaker (41:02): Yeah. He'd he'd stand up too.

Unknown Speaker (41:04): Yeah. No, I ain't mad at him. I mean, I'm bummed, but you know, yeah, I was

Unknown Speaker (41:09): excited to talk to him. So yeah, I guess I gave you

Speaker 1 (41:12): his email. Yeah. That's why I gave you his email because then I figured you could you could start the conversation. Yeah. We'll get back on One of my buddies posted this three to two minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (41:25): Torsten, he was on our show. President Trump said he's agreed to a two week ceasefire with Iran, conditioned that Iran agreed to reopen the critical straight of Hormuz. Israel has also Israel has also agrees to the cease fire. Grow the fuck up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:43): Because gas now is $6 a gallon.

Unknown Speaker (41:46): It is for me too. Cause I gotta buy premium now.

Speaker 1 (41:49): I'm right in California, California, like $10 a gallon. Now I will say what's happy. What's what's cool is I own some oil stock. So that's going swimmingly well. Is it making up

Unknown Speaker (42:01): for the fact you're paying right $5 again?

Speaker 1 (42:05): Yeah. And I and I bought the oil stock when Trump took office because I followed this thing called Motley Fool it tells you me too. It tells you stuff. Right? And it says, hey, you know, these are what's kind of stocks to buy, you know, now that Trump's in office and I bought the 5.

Speaker 1 (42:22): I mean, not I didn't buy a ton of it, but just enough to play the game. I'm like, oh, okay. Right on. Nice. And they are.

Speaker 1 (42:29): They're swimmingly. You know? Oil's oil. I knew somebody a long time ago that was, like, into oil. Oil wells and shit, and he was just normal do everyday dude, but he would buy into him kinda like, you know, a group of investors that's called buy these things type approach.

Unknown Speaker (42:49): I didn't have poorly Good luck as you. I bought a company called Sandridge Energy back when they were fracking.

Unknown Speaker (42:57): And

Unknown Speaker (42:59): fracking kind of took a turn for the worst because we found out that it was causing earthquakes and poisoning the groundwater. Yeah. They kind of put the kibosh on that. And this fucking company filed bankruptcy and went and pled to a federal judge to disavow all the common shares of their stock. But guess who got to keep all their stock?

Unknown Speaker (43:21): All the CEO. Fucking board of directors. So anytime, and I am a stockholder and a lot of Ford is my biggest one, but I probably own 15 different stocks. Unless I'm happy with the way that that company's being run, you know, you get the right to vote in all their stuff.

Unknown Speaker (43:38): I get those.

Unknown Speaker (43:40): I get those emails. Good. And make sure you exercise it. I do. I do.

Unknown Speaker (43:44): I always vote against the board of directors. Anything that they vote for, you know, it'll tell you that the board of directors is for all this stuff. Right. If they're doing a shit job, I'm always against. Like, get

Unknown Speaker (43:57): some new

Unknown Speaker (43:57): blood in

Speaker 1 (43:57): there. Well, and that's the one thing if you follow whether you like Trump or not, if you follow this, the the Motley Fool and things like that. Every every every president that's ever been in office for the most part in in the modern era, right, since they let's let's say the since the industrial revolution. They've all capitalized on the economy. That's a fair way to put that.

Speaker 1 (44:22): Sure. Right. Like the Bushes capitalized on the oil. They made millions and millions of dollars while in office because of all the bullshit was out. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (44:29): They lied to the American people and started war

Unknown Speaker (44:31): and stole Iraq's oil. Look it up. Look it up.

Speaker 1 (44:37): Obama came to office worth $700. He left worth $63,000,000 You just don't do that in eight years unless you're capitalizing on the American economy. Just a good

Unknown Speaker (44:47): investor, dude. It's good investor.

Unknown Speaker (44:49): Right. Right. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (44:51): Got to

Speaker 1 (44:51): be underground. Yeah. So every president Biden made more. I mean, they all, they all, they all do it because why not? Their lobbyists are laying their pockets with money and all kinds of shit.

Speaker 1 (45:02): And so they all they're manipulating shit. Biden was an actor.

Unknown Speaker (45:06): He was killed in 2019 by a firing squad according to the Epstein files.

Unknown Speaker (45:10): Exactly.

Unknown Speaker (45:12): It's in there.

Unknown Speaker (45:13): So, right. So Trump's not a joke.

Unknown Speaker (45:15): You know that, right?

Speaker 1 (45:16): Yeah. Yeah. So so Trump's Trump's manipulating the markets and the oil. Mean, there's a reason he is. There's a yeah.

Unknown Speaker (45:24): There's a reason behind all the shit these these presidents do, which is why I was gonna run for congress to become president, to be a no nonsense, no bullshit president. But then they get says you have too many skeletons in your Just like Kennedy. Right. So somebody told you, you have too many skeletons in your closet. Nicky did.

Unknown Speaker (45:39): Nicky did. So I said, okay, fine. We'll

Unknown Speaker (45:41): just You don't go have one skeleton compared to them motherfuckers.

Unknown Speaker (45:45): I know. I like, was okay, well just go get blessed in the church. So all my sins are forgiven. So now I have

Unknown Speaker (45:49): no skeletons. Your worst skeleton would be a joke to some of the ones that they, I mean, you're not out raping children and shit.

Speaker 1 (45:57): No, no, no, absolutely not. Most of our Congress

Unknown Speaker (46:00): is named in the Epstein files. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:05): So the point is when, when I follow these investment people and they reference Trump and reference, this is going down, I jump on that shit. Even if only buy it like a $100 worth or if I buy 10 shares worth, I still buy it just to buy it because you never know. I'll give you

Unknown Speaker (46:22): one that my brother gave me and shout out to Matt because I have watched this ever since he told me. The fact that I didn't take advantage of it is it's shameful. Close your mind. Yeah. And I don't know if he still does it, but Allegiant Airlines, when you see it get down under $70 a share, buy the shit out of it because it always goes back up to a 100 and then he sells it and then, you know, rinse and repeat all the time.

Unknown Speaker (46:46): Okay.

Unknown Speaker (46:47): It's like a cycle. You just start watching it and you'll see what I'm talking about when it starts dipping. It'll get down to like $60.65. Sometimes it'll only it'll stop at like 72. Okay.

Unknown Speaker (47:00): But it'll always shoot back up to like 90. Sometimes it'll go to a $100,105. Okay. Okay. I'll look at it.

Unknown Speaker (47:06): I've been watching that for years.

Speaker 1 (47:09): Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That was kind of like when when COVID hit, AMC theaters dropped to a buck.

Unknown Speaker (47:15): Ford got down to that's why I own so much Ford because it was $3.90 a share.

Speaker 1 (47:21): Yeah. So nobody told me this shit. I wasn't following those things back then. And then Well,

Unknown Speaker (47:25): I wasn't We weren't talking all

Unknown Speaker (47:27): the time back I heard I heard a random conversation from somebody that, oh, they bought AMC stock for a dollar, and they just sold it for, you know, $56 a share. I'm like, What the fuck, man? You know me. Why didn't you tell me this shit? I just sugared you knew.

Unknown Speaker (47:39): I didn't know. Share motherfucker, share.

Unknown Speaker (47:42): My best one was I just ran into this guy at work and he started teaching me about buying and selling the stock even before Robin Hood came out. I was using Scottrade for a long time. Okay. My Best Buy was one of my first big purchases, you know, like more than thousand dollars was Sprint back in the day, and it was like $2 and something a share. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker (48:06): So then it got bought out by T Mobile. If you look right now, T Mobile is, I don't know, a 100 and some dollars a share. We got to take advantage of that. You just whatever shares you had, brought over from Sprint at the time of the sale. Nice.

Unknown Speaker (48:23): T Mobile is currently trading at $200.54 a share. I bought that originally at like $2.12.

Unknown Speaker (48:30): And you sold it? Or you still No, have

Unknown Speaker (48:34): I sold it when I got up over 100. Oh,

Speaker 1 (48:36): well, that's still a good deal. Yeah. See, I long term. Yeah. See, long term stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:41): Like I've had Apple stock for years. I just leave alone. Even, I even look at it. I don't pay attention to it.

Unknown Speaker (48:45): I just leave it alone. That one I sold that fucking thumbs up. I'm gonna shoot it anyway. That one I sold before I got smart enough to understand admitting my limitations as well. I didn't understand how important dividend dividend paying stocks were.

Unknown Speaker (49:02): Right? Yeah. Every three months, Ford sends me money. Every three months, AT and T sends money. Every three months, Caterpillar sends me money.

Unknown Speaker (49:10): Like all these stocks that I own that pay dividends, you just keep reaping the rewards four times

Unknown Speaker (49:16): a year. Right. Yep.

Unknown Speaker (49:21): I should have hung on to the T Mobile because they also pay a dividend. I didn't even understand that at the time. Was just like,

Unknown Speaker (49:27): woo hoo. I made a fuck ton of money. Yep.

Unknown Speaker (49:32): Well, fuck ton to me.

Unknown Speaker (49:35): Yeah, that's good.

Unknown Speaker (49:36): Donald Trump would redefine what we consider a fuck ton, you know? Yep. He was like, that's my water bill. Yeah. What I made off that stock is probably his, at least his electric bill every month.

Speaker 1 (49:56): Oh, that's not bad. Electric built the White House or electric bill Trump tower?

Unknown Speaker (50:02): Well, I just mean, oh yeah, you're right. If you start combining them together, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (50:08): See in the White House, isn't that big. People think it's a big fucking building. It's only like 1,600 square feet. It's not that big of a building. It's it's massive.

Speaker 1 (50:15): It's bigger than that. Is it really? I think it's small.

Unknown Speaker (50:18): Maybe was 100 square feet. That's like my house, dude. Your house is bigger than that.

Unknown Speaker (50:23): Maybe it was something else to think about.

Unknown Speaker (50:25): Come on.

Speaker 1 (50:26): You're a Fifty fifty five thousand square feet. Okay. Oh, now what the hell was it then? There's something that there was no, dude. I'm serious.

Unknown Speaker (50:33): There's there was that was a total I

Unknown Speaker (50:35): know I'm just laughing because that's the size of my house.

Unknown Speaker (50:38): Yeah. There's something that's small, man. What the hell was it? That was sitting bone away of my house

Unknown Speaker (50:43): of my house.

Speaker 1 (50:43): Was I was I, I just remember when I heard it, like, holy shit, that's small. Wonder what it was. Maybe. Okay. Maybe not.

Speaker 1 (50:51): I don't know. 18 acres. The White House is 55,000 square feet. Now that's

Unknown Speaker (50:58): bigger than I thought it was.

Speaker 1 (51:00): Yeah. 132 rooms, 16 family and guest rooms, three kitchens, 35 bathrooms. There was something dude. I swear to God, there was some, there's some big national thing like, oh shit. It's only that big.

Speaker 1 (51:09): It blew my mind.

Unknown Speaker (51:12): I wish you could think of it.

Unknown Speaker (51:14): It'll come to me later and I'll text you.

Unknown Speaker (51:18): Cracked me

Speaker 1 (51:18): up though. Yeah. It cracked me up too. And I realized what a fucking dumbass statement I just made.

Unknown Speaker (51:24): Just Imagine trying to squeeze all them people into my house.

Speaker 1 (51:29): Yeah. I've got to put the I gotta figure that out now because really there's there's some historic thing. I'm like, wow, that's small. I don't fucking know. I'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (51:38): It'll come to me at some point in time.

Unknown Speaker (51:40): Did we talk about, the chick drummer with Rush?

Speaker 1 (51:45): No, we, we talked about the fact that Rush shouldn't be on tour without Neil, and that was the extent of it. And then I saw the chick drummer.

Unknown Speaker (51:52): I did too. I just recently saw two clips of her.

Speaker 1 (51:56): I'm assuming she's a badass. I haven't seen her play.

Unknown Speaker (51:59): I saw their promo talking to her. So for the I get I hate dissing on shit, you know, because it's not like it's bad, but it's the same concept of and I would go see this I would go see Pantera with Zach playing, but it's different, you know? Mhmm. You cannot recreate Vinny and Daryl. Nope.

Unknown Speaker (52:24): Nope. Did I thumbs up again? You did.

Speaker 1 (52:28): Oh, I didn't You can't recreate Eddie Van Halen. You can't recreate Von Scott. You can't recreate Eddie with Staley. The Van

Unknown Speaker (52:36): Halen brothers. No. It's even a step further than what we experienced. Know? Now you Mhmm.

Unknown Speaker (52:42): Literally are jamming with the person that you beat up growing up as a kid. You know? Yeah. Like Yep. You're you're never gonna be tighter than those two are.

Unknown Speaker (52:50): So to see Van Halen without Eddie and Alex playing together to see Pantera without Daryl and Vinny playing together, it just it's different. And that was what I experienced hearing her play with Rush. It sounded great, but I've seen Rush multiple times. Yeah, me too. And I know I didn't become actually, I didn't become a Rush fan until I saw him live the first time.

Unknown Speaker (53:15): I liked some of their songs. I was in the same boat as I was with like we were talking about with Alice Cooper. That's what I thought of Rush back in the day. Right. When I saw him live, I was like, holy shit.

Unknown Speaker (53:25): I get it.

Speaker 1 (53:26): Right? Yeah. Yeah. See, I saw them live for the first time because I went to see, it's a different show with candle box candle locks open for them. I remember that tour.

Speaker 1 (53:36): Yeah. And because I liked them at the ballroom, went and saw them that and rush was I knew I knew rush Like I did, it's not like I didn't know Rush. Like I liked signals. I had that album, but I didn't. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:47): I didn't specifically go to see Rush. I went to see Candlebox. And then I stayed obviously stayed for Rush because I liked Rush, but I wasn't like, And when that album, when that, when they came out, it was, And then, you know, 16 times later, because you just- A 100%. They're one of those, they're one of those bands that if you like them, you can't get enough of them. So

Unknown Speaker (54:25): Like, I think all but one of the people I took, that became their favorite band instantly. Certain bands are just a religious experience, man. It just Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:36): It's just different life. It's just different life. And you just don't know that unless you go see them live, which is, you know, web bands tour, especially now they gotta make money. Alright. No, I'm coming.

Speaker 1 (54:51): Alright. Nicky's barking at me. We have two more weeks of our Tuesday night things. Well, go do your duty, buddy. I'll go do my duty.

Speaker 1 (55:00): Hey, boys and girls, if you're feeling suicidal or depressed, don't do it. Go scream in a pillow. Go run. Go jog. Go work out.

Speaker 1 (55:07): Go find somebody to talk to. If you can't find someone to talk to, text 988. Somebody is always there waiting to help you get off that cliff, get off that ledge. Tomorrow is truly going to be a better day with you in it. We know that as a personal, you know, fact because we've lost people and the next day suck because we lost them.

Speaker 1 (55:26): So don't don't do that. I'm Chris. He's Mike. This is a Chris and Mike show and I'm at 62%. So we're going to sign off and I'm going to my screen is going to slowly upload because my internet sucks.

Speaker 1 (55:39): Joseph, we'll get you back on the show, man. No worries. Go be a movie Yeah. Star, Just when you're playing the guitar, just just, you know, mumble up. Chris and Mike show.

Unknown Speaker (55:49): Chris and Mike show. Then the director said, what are you doing? Say, I'm just singing the song that you want me to in the background and we won't be mad at you anymore. Go stand up. Go stand up.

Unknown Speaker (56:03): I'm going on you. It's like a weed, man.

Unknown Speaker (56:08): So you really don't have my clock. I do.

Unknown Speaker (56:14): It was a funny episode.

Unknown Speaker (56:16): Love you, brother.

Unknown Speaker (56:16): My man, love you. Love you, brother. Peace out. Peace.