Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter – Gettysburg & Garlic
In this Chris and Mike Show Short, the guys put their own ridiculous spin on the already wild concept of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Chris pitches the sequel nobody asked for — Honest Abe by day, undead exterminator by night… but now he’s navigating Washington politics and vampire lobbyists.
Mike runs with it: imagine Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address while secretly scanning the crowd for fangs. “Four score and seven years ago… and if anyone here can’t see their reflection, please remain seated.” The beard? Strategic. The stovepipe hat? Perfect place to stash wooden stakes. Suddenly the Civil War becomes less about North vs. South and more about humanity vs. the undead elite.
The humor hits because it blends history with absurdity. What if the Emancipation Proclamation was actually about freeing humans from nocturnal oppression? What if the real reason Lincoln looked tired in photos wasn’t war stress… but late-night vampire patrols?
It’s classic Chris and Mike — take something serious, twist it sideways, and let imagination do the rest. Because sometimes history class just needs a little garlic.
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